@@caleb-gaertner the joestars wouldn’t know about Hamon and train. They wouldn’t meet Speedwagon or Baron which means Joseph would have never met Speedwagon or Caesar
It's a tragedy the life my man Johnathan had to endure. Some dude kicks his dog, beats the shit outta him quite a few times, makes him more of an outcast to the other kids than he already was being rich, kissed his girl, made his dad sick with a horrible illness and later killed him, and then got his teacher killed as well. And just when Jojo thinks he's in the clear, the first day of his honeymoon he has to die and leave his loving wife alone with their child. My man was too pure for this world
Honestly, Jonathan should've just stabbed him in his sleep after that damn dog. Jojo is an English aristocrat's son in the 1880. Dio is an upjumped peasant with exactly zero influence. Nobody was gonna fuck with the aristocracy over a miserable bastard everybody probably hated. Jonathan should have abused that privilege!
20:23 Erina was already pregnant with Joseph’s father (George Joestar II) during the honeymoon and Lisa Lisa survived the ship accident (as a baby) and after that Erina gave Lisa Lisa to Straizo (who secretly worshipped Dio) and then after that, Lisa Lisa and George II fell in love and had Joseph, But George II was killed by another one of Dio’s followers who was a commander of the British Airforce around the time of WW1
20:40 Erina was pregnant before Jonathan's death and she gave birth to Jorge the second (named after Jonathan's father). Erina took in a baby she rescued from the boat which was Joseph's mother, Lisa Lisa.
The zombie mom thing still has me shocked. I could pick out what I thought were the moments from each video that personally made me agree they deserve to be at the round table. That was one of them..
I love how the chat saying that Erina was pregnant of Joseph but in reality it was Georges Joestar... Erina rescued a baby -> Lisa Lisa, so the two of them got married and had a baby -> Joseph Joestar
To answer your timeline question, Johnathan died on his honeymoon but because it was the 1800s he did it with his wife after they got married so Johnathan's wife was pregnant during the honeymoon. Edit: I would thank you for the likes but even I'm not that cringey
21:03 Erina (Johnathan's wife) was pregnant before the ship incident. The only survivors were Erina, her unborn son , and a baby girl who would soon be Joseph's birth mother.
Joseph and Jotaro are actual Joestars, Aaron if you remember the scene of the honey moon with Jonathan, Erina was already pregnant, that's how the family kept going
I think Dio doesn't care if you're male or female if he wants to smash you he's going to smash you, he just won't love you because he doesn't love anyone nor anything besides himself.
So the lag spike situation with polnareff was actually DIO stopping time running down the stairs picking polnareff up and putting him down then running back up and act like nothing happened
This man DIO is the PINNACLE of petty and disrespectful😈 he made it to the Round Table before getting through all the exhibits😱. Fun Fact: in the 90s OVA JOJO this man went on a murder spree while fighting Jotaro just for fun😈😱.
Bruh... Dio is one of the most pettiest, disrespectful ass villains in anime history. Nigga burned Johnathan's dog in the furnace, turned a lady into a zombie AND MADE HER EAT HER OWN BABY! Nah nigga, he gotta go. Trust me he better be glad John Wick wasn't in the anime and he better be glad that wasn't John Wick's dog. Lmao
Dio was such a hater that he tricked a priest into believing that he was the physical embodiment of God so that he would worship him, and lied to that priest about the Joestars being evil. When the guy found out Jotaro had killed Dio, he then started hunting down Jotaro and his daughter as revenge. The dude passed down his hate like a virus just to ensure Jotaro would get no sleep, and this is after his son Giorno probably gave Jotaro PTSD because he looks just like Dio, but more lean.
As much as I hate Dio's guts, this was honestly a LOOOONG time coming! 9:28 And there you have why I hate him so much... And I'm glad to see Aaron shares my hate!
To be fair. Dios beef with Jonathan was pure business at the start. He wanted to isolate him so the inharentence would most likely go to the more popular son. It only became personal when Jojo found the letter and called him out.
He didn't miss it, he just left it out cause it would be getting into spoilers for Stone Ocean and he didn't wanna do that since it's not done yet anime wise. He mentions in the full vid that there was more he coulda said but it was gonna be touching Stone Ocean and he wanted to leave that be.
I don't know why but this part here 13:43 was funny as hell 😅 Also....It's been about 94+yrs since Jonathan had died and had his body taken plus his wife was pregnant at the time.....So yeah ╮(╯▽╰)╭
For Jonathan's son, they went on the cruise the day after their wedding. Erina was already pregnant when they got on the boat. That was Joseph's father.
I’m telling you anime is awesome but others are just so unfair that don’t obey the rules of anime like attacking before they go full power but it’s still funny
11:19 this wasnt dio grabbing his legs and splitting then apart this is the hamon user's (i forgot his name) way of fighting by using his legs and feet to spred the opponents arms to open their guard for a hamon attack to be a garenteed hit
Johnathan got Erina pregnant before the boat thing and the baby that Erina took with her and Johnathan’s son got with each other but Johnathans son died before part 2
Its crazy how early I was. Like, I used to play Jojo's bizarre adventure...the fighting game on dreamcast back in the early 2000's....and yall JUST NOW getting put onto this menace. Lmao
@20:48 Joseph is Johnathan's grandson. Erina was pregnant before their honeymoon. Her and Johnathan's son (who does not have much story) has a kid (Joseph), and he has a daughter (Holy) who is Jotaro's mother.
Erina found a baby on the boat, the baby grew up to be Joseph's mom with Erina as his grandma, Josephs dad was the baby that Johnathan and Erina had, named George, as for the specific year I can't remember
Jonathan wife was pregnant at the honeymoon the night dio killed and took his body and she survived survive since Jonathan was his target to begin with and she hid away until the ship docked
20:58 He was already in the belly of Jonathan's wife. Remember, Dio took Jonathan's body in his Honey Moon, aka after he gave seed. Oh. And if u guys remember, Jonathan did say that his spirit was gonna hunt Dio's ass, right? Well take a look at Star Platinum and Jonathan and compare them. Yep, Jonathan's spirit is Star Platinum.
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“He isn’t allowed to say the N word”
“Yea he is”
“Why?”
“……what year was it”
“1880- *OH* ….”
That interaction was comedy gold
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Timestamp?
@@Kairuu8 1:30
lmao
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You know why Dio used a Steamroller?
"Somebody once told me za Warudo gonna roll me"
You are an absolute legend!
Smash mouth is a jojo reference?
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
This deserves more likes!
A Joestar: is born
Dio: and I took that personally.
A joestar: exist
Dio: and i took that personally.
As soon as he finds out a Joestar exists he acts like Uncle Ruckus' dad.
stinkmeaner?
Ironically DIO is the sole reason why the pillar man failed on taking over the world
Elaborate
Wut?
@@caleb-gaertner the joestars wouldn’t know about Hamon and train. They wouldn’t meet Speedwagon or Baron which means Joseph would have never met Speedwagon or Caesar
Care to elaborate on that?
@@Azuredock7912 The reply above you literally already did
DIO'S hatred is so strong, it took part in every single jojo part
Almost every part
@@jessicaellis8751 which parts wasn't he in? 2 and 5? Maybe 7?
@@GreySamyaa his hate is through Giorno and 7 has a alternate version of him. Basically 1 arc
@@GreySamyaa part 2 and maybe 6
@@jessicaellis8751 6 has his hating friend pucci
He's like a classic Disney villain. He don't need to be complex because he more than makes up for it with charisma and spectacle.
Dio: "you thought it was jafar who attained the genie's power, but it was I, DIO! I CAN SHOW YOU ZA-WARUDO!"
id say hes pretty complex when you know what hes talking about, fate, gravity, peace of mind, alladat
@@rudys.artous5477 just because you can philosophize doesn’t make you deep, it just means your smart
@@rudys.artous5477 that's written in like decades after Part 3.
It's a tragedy the life my man Johnathan had to endure. Some dude kicks his dog, beats the shit outta him quite a few times, makes him more of an outcast to the other kids than he already was being rich, kissed his girl, made his dad sick with a horrible illness and later killed him, and then got his teacher killed as well. And just when Jojo thinks he's in the clear, the first day of his honeymoon he has to die and leave his loving wife alone with their child. My man was too pure for this world
Honestly, Jonathan should've just stabbed him in his sleep after that damn dog. Jojo is an English aristocrat's son in the 1880. Dio is an upjumped peasant with exactly zero influence. Nobody was gonna fuck with the aristocracy over a miserable bastard everybody probably hated. Jonathan should have abused that privilege!
Yeah dio was a monster
All because George got into a carriage accident and wanted to repay Dario.
dio is my type of nigga bc i'd do the same shit he did
but Jonathan is also hella boring tbh. Dio's a bitch but I also enjoy him as a character
20:23 Erina was already pregnant with Joseph’s father (George Joestar II) during the honeymoon and Lisa Lisa survived the ship accident (as a baby) and after that Erina gave Lisa Lisa to Straizo (who secretly worshipped Dio) and then after that, Lisa Lisa and George II fell in love and had Joseph, But George II was killed by another one of Dio’s followers who was a commander of the British Airforce around the time of WW1
Sadly George II's fate foreshadows what would happen with Jotaro.
@@joelsasmad How so?
@@shadowagent7361 Spoiler for part 6
Killed by an agent of Dio after his defeat.
@@joelsasmad that is some fcking irony
literarlly every part has DIO in is somehow
Dawg what when did Erina get pregnant she didn't get pregnant at all
14:22 I love his Avdol voice😂 also Dio and the Reverse Flash are some of the most petty villains ever and I love it, both are menaces
20:40 Erina was pregnant before Jonathan's death and she gave birth to Jorge the second (named after Jonathan's father). Erina took in a baby she rescued from the boat which was Joseph's mother, Lisa Lisa.
Well, she didn't raise Erina for long as Straizo took her away when she was young (she's been training for Hamon pretty much her whole life)
4:52 to this day i will never forget how much jonathan beat dio ass
The zombie mom thing still has me shocked. I could pick out what I thought were the moments from each video that personally made me agree they deserve to be at the round table. That was one of them..
DIO’s pronouns legit went from he/him to HE/HIM
Alternate Timeline:
Dio: **
Jojo: **
Police: "Yeah... we're not going to investigate a family of aristocrats over a miserable shite like Dio."
legends say that haterade is made from the sweat and sheer pettiness of dio
Man this guy is officially oneof the table leaders
Nah. He loses points for crying like a bitch over the occasional loss.
I love how the chat saying that Erina was pregnant of Joseph but in reality it was Georges Joestar... Erina rescued a baby -> Lisa Lisa, so the two of them got married and had a baby -> Joseph Joestar
Joseph is Jonathan’s grandson, Jonathan’s son was the 2nd George joestar shown in part 2 of the series
To answer your timeline question, Johnathan died on his honeymoon but because it was the 1800s he did it with his wife after they got married so Johnathan's wife was pregnant during the honeymoon.
Edit: I would thank you for the likes but even I'm not that cringey
But Erina was actually pregnant with Joseph's dad Jorge joestar II and Erina also saved saved Lisa Lisa when she was a baby.
@@feinsanity yep, eventually Lisa Lisa and George (II) Joestar got married and had Joseph Joestar
I was just clearing up the when not the who
@@feinsanity ok and?
@@adam-dn3hi Jorge and Lisa Lisa would end up having Joseph joestar
21:03 Erina (Johnathan's wife) was pregnant before the ship incident. The only survivors were Erina, her unborn son , and a baby girl who would soon be Joseph's birth mother.
No one is gunna talk about how Narrator said "Thank you for subscribing to internet city" at the end of the video?
Joseph and Jotaro are actual Joestars, Aaron if you remember the scene of the honey moon with Jonathan, Erina was already pregnant, that's how the family kept going
I think Dio doesn't care if you're male or female if he wants to smash you he's going to smash you, he just won't love you because he doesn't love anyone nor anything besides himself.
you write fanfictions? XD
He said I like you and I want you
@@Ishizu09 he canonically Bi believe it or not lol
@@Ishizu09 No
The only person he loves other than himself is his mom.
So the lag spike situation with polnareff was actually DIO stopping time running down the stairs picking polnareff up and putting him down then running back up and act like nothing happened
DIO is the definition of "I'm evil because I can."
This man DIO is the PINNACLE of petty and disrespectful😈 he made it to the Round Table before getting through all the exhibits😱.
Fun Fact: in the 90s OVA JOJO this man went on a murder spree while fighting Jotaro just for fun😈😱.
Y’all really got narrator from the boys to your outro for the video, I’m losing my mind 🤣🤯 27:49
So fun fact: In the ova instead of a steam roller it was a building DIO slammed straight into jotaro.
You got it flipped, it was an oil tanker. The building was thrown by voice-cracked Star Platinum
@@chautuquockhang3139 really I never watched the ova but I heard about it from my brother.
Bruh... Dio is one of the most pettiest, disrespectful ass villains in anime history. Nigga burned Johnathan's dog in the furnace, turned a lady into a zombie AND MADE HER EAT HER OWN BABY! Nah nigga, he gotta go. Trust me he better be glad John Wick wasn't in the anime and he better be glad that wasn't John Wick's dog. Lmao
All the manga readers know that DIO be hating on a multi universal level
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25:26 JAMES CHARLES LOL! 🤣 I CRACK MYSELF UP!
lol this almost as bad as reverse flash going back in time just to push kid barry down the stairs
Dio was such a hater that he tricked a priest into believing that he was the physical embodiment of God so that he would worship him, and lied to that priest about the Joestars being evil. When the guy found out Jotaro had killed Dio, he then started hunting down Jotaro and his daughter as revenge.
The dude passed down his hate like a virus just to ensure Jotaro would get no sleep, and this is after his son Giorno probably gave Jotaro PTSD because he looks just like Dio, but more lean.
Lmao he can say the word 😂
As much as I hate Dio's guts, this was honestly a LOOOONG time coming!
9:28 And there you have why I hate him so much... And I'm glad to see Aaron shares my hate!
Joseph was born in 1920. He is the son of George jostar II.
i mean no one wants to talk about how sexy DIO walks though
And the way he stands. Like boi do you have a spine.
@@LXW-Arts Maybe not but he'll break yours for sure in more ways than one
Black Airforce activity activated: Dio Brando Air Force Activity:over 9,000,000
0:47 hey Mikey said my name i had to comment that not gonna lie though I loved the stream I'll def catch the next one again
To be fair. Dios beef with Jonathan was pure business at the start. He wanted to isolate him so the inharentence would most likely go to the more popular son. It only became personal when Jojo found the letter and called him out.
Nah nvm the first beat down dio took was when it became personal.
Too bad he missed exhibit 3: His legacy after he died. This dude wanted to ratio the Joestar bloodline so bad he frickin reformed the entire universe!
He didn't miss it, he just left it out cause it would be getting into spoilers for Stone Ocean and he didn't wanna do that since it's not done yet anime wise. He mentions in the full vid that there was more he coulda said but it was gonna be touching Stone Ocean and he wanted to leave that be.
he didn't miss it out. Pay attention then you might not have to ask stupid questions
@@chinyereugwu9431 he didn't even ask a question bozo lmao
Missed the part where you realize Dio was using the world to move that man back down a step for memes
I don't know why but this part here 13:43 was funny as hell 😅
Also....It's been about 94+yrs since Jonathan had died and had his body taken plus his wife was pregnant at the time.....So yeah ╮(╯▽╰)╭
DIO IS ALREADY WAITING FOR YOU TOO!!!!
Dio is as much of a hater as frieza lmao
Dio is confirmed by the author that he is indeed, BISEXUAL. He has slept with men, in Jonathan's body.
Been waiting All day for this reaction my Bois
exactly
For Jonathan's son, they went on the cruise the day after their wedding. Erina was already pregnant when they got on the boat. That was Joseph's father.
"send that dog to asia" 💀
I’m telling you anime is awesome but others are just so unfair that don’t obey the rules of anime like attacking before they go full power but it’s still funny
2:00 Peta kills 99% of their animals 😢
And kidnap pets, and do horrid actions when “protesting” or “advertising”
This man CJ skipping over then brutal/gory scenes during the DIO fight in Exhibit B lmao
"it's such a cheat"
Let's not forget he's a vampire with busted healing.....yes it's pretty much cheating
Elena survived the boat explosion and had Johnathan cuz the honeymoon was already concluded if u get my drift Aaron.
Reverse flash should be on that table
“It was me Barry “
It's Only Anime
@@anguo678 omni man's there so you wrong about that
@@askerleaves1614 I Mean, It's An Animation 🤣
@@anguo678 I mean anything is possible
Nah dio is just pure evil man
Him and reverse flash be the pettiest people.
21:03 Erina was pregnant before she married Jonathan. She gave birth to George and then Joseph
I always wondered how dio would eliminate the joestar bloodline when he conceives children with johnathan’s body
Is it bad that I developed a bara crush for DIO, I want him to whisper ZA WARUDO in my ear
You need help
You thought it was Capricorn. But it was ME Adrammelech!
He is not black air force energy.
Look how that man steppin. Lookin like a whole Brittney
He is BLACK HIGH HEEL ENERGY !!!!!
Erina was pregnant by the time Johnathan die! and she has George Joestar! Joseph's Father
Wuz up bros love your reactions. Keep up the good work
If dude was a vamp, then all he needed was a lil sunlight!
Before I watched JoJo i thought I'd hate it. After watching it. It's my 2nd favorite after my number One Piece
Jonathan's son was George Joestar. Eri was pregnant with him before Jonathan died. Then Joseph was the son of George
21:01 Joseph is Jonathan's grandson. Joseph's father was conceived shortly before Jonathan died. Joseph's mother was saved that night by Erina.
bro is an omnipotent hater beyond time and space
Dio had Rocks on his gloves in that boxing match.
11:19 this wasnt dio grabbing his legs and splitting then apart this is the hamon user's (i forgot his name) way of fighting by using his legs and feet to spred the opponents arms to open their guard for a hamon attack to be a garenteed hit
The Narrator tag at the end of the vids are making me happy
Ayo Internet city, I've watched this on cj da champ's channel, boi I was laughing hard. Man this was funny 😂😂.
That's low.... Even Tanya the Evil would not go ther.... Nevermind mind she would!
"I can't wait to give you a big, fat, juicy KISS!"
"he didn't say that"
21:10 so basically jonathan had a baby before the boat and that baby had him and so on
Johnathan got Erina pregnant before the boat thing and the baby that Erina took with her and Johnathan’s son got with each other but Johnathans son died before part 2
26:47 Did he quote Silver the Hedgehog?😂
Its crazy how early I was. Like, I used to play Jojo's bizarre adventure...the fighting game on dreamcast back in the early 2000's....and yall JUST NOW getting put onto this menace. Lmao
11:47
Dio:
Nah nah nah nah nah nah naw. I ain't Frieza, bih. 😈
i love how you asked narrator to do part of your outro lol
Joseph's wife said she was pregnant right after exeting the bout
@20:48 Joseph is Johnathan's grandson. Erina was pregnant before their honeymoon. Her and Johnathan's son (who does not have much story) has a kid (Joseph), and he has a daughter (Holy) who is Jotaro's mother.
Johnathon is Joseph's grandfather not father his father was George joestar erinas son and his mother was Lisa Lisa or Elizabeth
Erina found a baby on the boat, the baby grew up to be Joseph's mom with Erina as his grandma, Josephs dad was the baby that Johnathan and Erina had, named George, as for the specific year I can't remember
21:00
Basically the baby Jonathan had with Erina was Joseph's dad, he's not rlly an important jojo ^^
Bruh the sound effects alone got me 😂
Yuhhh double upload
This is my first time hearing of this…..I am stunned by such an anime character but not too surprised lmfaoo
11:03 where is that music track from? I know I heard it somewhere
The only thing that wasn't brought up was that Dio was a lawyer
Do you really think Erina and Jonathan waited until marriage bruh? They're both hot and it was 1880.
I DIDNT KNOW NARRATOR WAS PART OF INTERNET CITY
Me running down the Joestar generation breakdown at Aaron’s question only to remember it’s a one way conversation.
Jonathan wife was pregnant at the honeymoon the night dio killed and took his body and she survived survive since Jonathan was his target to begin with and she hid away until the ship docked
Dio had petty beyond the levels of Jerry Springer
The gif that played during the beating cheeks segment is golden
these niggas tha funniest of all time 😂
I literally just finished the video and got this notification and immediately clicked 🤣
20:58 He was already in the belly of Jonathan's wife. Remember, Dio took Jonathan's body in his Honey Moon, aka after he gave seed. Oh. And if u guys remember, Jonathan did say that his spirit was gonna hunt Dio's ass, right? Well take a look at Star Platinum and Jonathan and compare them. Yep, Jonathan's spirit is Star Platinum.