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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, live in studio!
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    Recorded live on 06/21/2016.

Комментарии • 276

  • @frankielooch
    @frankielooch 5 месяцев назад +4

    The talks about confidence and just how you should navigate through life really resonates for me. I always come to these older episodes when I need help calming down. 🙏

    • @user-js5gt3iw1w
      @user-js5gt3iw1w Месяц назад

      he has wisdom that actually helped out my Life many times. he knows how to get the bottom line. he grew up without parents i can’t imagine

  • @haydensmith8537
    @haydensmith8537 2 года назад +71

    Lee looks so scared whenever Joey yells at him about subway it makes me laugh so hard

  • @twoscoops4181
    @twoscoops4181 Год назад +36

    I believe this is one of the best Church episodes and it unequivocally changed my life for the better. Thank you Uncle Joey

  • @charlesprice5.0
    @charlesprice5.0 4 года назад +251

    I’m 18 and watching these podcasts is teaching me so much

    • @JohnDoe-zw5og
      @JohnDoe-zw5og 3 года назад +39

      Take heed my friend. Take. Fucking. Heed.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад +44

      If you don't kidnap a dude by 23 you ain't learnt nothin

    • @amymwheeler
      @amymwheeler 3 года назад +36

      I’m 39 and they’re teaching me so much lol

    • @charlesprice5.0
      @charlesprice5.0 3 года назад +53

      I had to come back and watch again because I’ve been slipping lately

    • @brianorokos955
      @brianorokos955 3 года назад +16

      Joey is a great uncle

  • @ace5013
    @ace5013 2 года назад +52

    I go to sleep to these podcast and i wake up to them
    All day everyday im working
    The podcast is on the speaker
    I cant live without uncle joey

    • @ViolentNirvana
      @ViolentNirvana 2 года назад +4

      same brother

    • @Insan731
      @Insan731 Год назад +3

      Same bro

    • @JOG_7
      @JOG_7 Год назад +2

      My girl hates me for it but something about it man it helps me for sure.. and it’s funny af

    • @aboveSubparBallAnalysis
      @aboveSubparBallAnalysis Год назад +2

      @@JOG_7 it’s mad clutch

    • @ryandlion6961
      @ryandlion6961 Год назад

      How do you think it's positively effected your mentality?

  • @samlen5081
    @samlen5081 Год назад +19

    "Right away you wanna be tarzan" had me on the floor

  • @christianrivera4902
    @christianrivera4902 Год назад +16

    6 years later and still a tremendous podcast

  • @tannerannichiarico7255
    @tannerannichiarico7255 Год назад +9

    "A carnita fry? Who's ever heard of that?"
    God bless Uncle Joey.

  • @Scotianwraps
    @Scotianwraps 8 лет назад +126

    "I dunno nothin about nothing, I dunno nothin about nothing but I do know one thing"
    Joey Diaz

    • @scottdreger7137
      @scottdreger7137 7 лет назад +1

      This was a great podcast thanks Uncle Joey

  • @hankthecowgirl
    @hankthecowgirl 5 лет назад +79

    It's funny I met a NJ guy this past weekend and one of the first things he said was "I don't know notin about notin" lol

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

      eu exijo que eles apresentam as provas para vós as vossas tem mais direito de que eu receber as provas do crime nas mãos deles que elesas vozes tem mais direito do que eu para receber as provas do crime que eles fizeram contra mim então eu exijo que eles apresentam as provas dos crimes na mão deas vozes são minhas testemunhas dos crimes que eles fazem contra mim então eu exijo que eles apresentem as provas do crime na mão de todas as vozes para ele saber se de e as vozes tem mais direito do que eu para receber as provas do crime eu permiti exige que as vossas exigem que eles apresentam as provas do crime na mão de

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад

      @@raimundosilva4382 no hables Mexican

    • @Big_Gourdo
      @Big_Gourdo 3 года назад

      @Allan Ros Look here toenail, you're being douchey for no reason. Be more positive and take jokes.

    • @fredd12xd
      @fredd12xd 3 года назад +1

      @Allan Ros the most retarded part is that it's not Spanish or Mexican.. it's Portuguese🤣🤣 don't believe me throw it into Google translate

    • @AppalachianCryptidDoge
      @AppalachianCryptidDoge 3 года назад

      @@raimundosilva4382 que?

  • @Y0WMS
    @Y0WMS 3 года назад +13

    I always come back to the old church episodes ..the new podcast just don’t hit me like this one did.. they were the best duo together literally the odd couple and it’s was magic..

    • @ShiroHimex
      @ShiroHimex 2 года назад +5

      End the quarantine. Re open the Church!
      The newest one he did with Lee was fuckin CLASSIC!

    • @TwinQuan
      @TwinQuan 2 года назад

      100%

  • @scottdreger7137
    @scottdreger7137 7 лет назад +69

    I love when the right podcast comes up at the right time .

    • @hankthecowgirl
      @hankthecowgirl 5 лет назад +4

      I feel ya on that

    • @ryandlion6961
      @ryandlion6961 Год назад +2

      That seems to be how it happens, at least it does to me.

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +3

    Joey gets his points across by yelling and raising his voice throughout the conversation. Especially when someone is trying to ask a question 😄

  • @jaredwilson5094
    @jaredwilson5094 3 года назад +3

    2021 and boy it’s sad we’ll never have these again...

  • @chrisnam1603
    @chrisnam1603 3 года назад +9

    What Joey says about food & outsite & a waiter talking, bringing germs on food (he is so right) , it's so actual right now as well...

  • @marcossantana1312
    @marcossantana1312 5 лет назад +31

    Went back to this episode because of the homework clip

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 6 лет назад +20

    LMAO @ EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT'S REBECCA, YOU DROP ANOTHER SAMAMTHA !!!

  • @tylerdurden7534
    @tylerdurden7534 5 лет назад +24

    16:40
    The stench of his life.. wow, that was deep, over a fucking sandwich! I fucking love uncle joey!

  • @sterlingsgarden2185
    @sterlingsgarden2185 3 года назад +3

    The church in rare form!!! Miss these days.

  • @Spaghettineck
    @Spaghettineck 3 года назад +11

    “I started eating meat and shit, ...
    chicken delivered ...” hahaha

  • @nicholaswoodard9211
    @nicholaswoodard9211 2 года назад +9

    I'm so thankful for this podcast 😀

  • @seanmalone897
    @seanmalone897 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t know if this comment will be seen in 2024.
    But I want anyone who sees this to know that whatever you are going through right now, is nothing that will stop you from making your life the amazing experience it’s going to be.
    When this episode and this era of the podcast was happening I had been without a home, job, etc.
    “Stop being a victim” first line of this pod - we made it happen - we overcame - we made our lives the best thing that ever happened to this planet.
    When I was a young boy growing up in Ireland I was contemplating suicide every day more or less - not seeing the way out. - fast forward 7 years and I’m living in Dallas, Texas - making the most of our time here on earth. These pods changed my life for the better and it’s historic for us to be here.
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, Eddie Bravo, Joe Rogan and on and on the list goes, you guys saved my mothafucking life. And many more. I hope you see this. I know it’s scary but together there is no FEAR!!!

  • @afaqgul2165
    @afaqgul2165 Год назад +2

    When Lee and tio talk…. It’s like magic

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 5 лет назад +33

    Uncle Joeys Lee impression is great.

  • @mpad4497
    @mpad4497 5 лет назад +21

    Lee: talks about girl with no legs
    Joey : when she *walks* up to ya
    Idk if that’s gonna be possible uncle joey

  • @austinkotz9233
    @austinkotz9233 Год назад +2

    Needed this podcast , and truly , all of these podcast by Joey and lee the ones with the guest and the ones with just them two , it changed my life for the better years ago till today, still is doing me good

  • @jaredrose9244
    @jaredrose9244 Месяц назад

    nothin better than listening to uncle joey and lee going DEEP on a weekday

  • @doll_juice
    @doll_juice 5 лет назад +6

    I'm commenting for a comment. Not really, 💜 for Syatt and Coco. The Best 🙏💯

  • @keithbarlow9701
    @keithbarlow9701 6 лет назад +3

    “You can’t give me a salad at home with shredded lettuce. You’d look like a fucking moron.”
    I don’t know why, but that made me laugh loudly.

  • @handrosliveonsunday4602
    @handrosliveonsunday4602 5 месяцев назад

    "It only takes a little bit more to be that much better" Uncle Joey, Thank you

  • @70kg589
    @70kg589 4 месяца назад

    A bit of Joey and a bit of Lee… what more could you want 💥💪😎

  • @jileel
    @jileel 5 лет назад +3

    Lots of great advice in this one.

  • @alejandror765
    @alejandror765 5 лет назад +12

    Crazy how i found this episode while im applying for jobs. Thanks unc for always giving me a good laugh and advice 👌 never had asada fries either lol

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Год назад +2

    Lee "what happened?!" Syatt 🤣

  • @ryandlion6961
    @ryandlion6961 Год назад +2

    "It only takes a little bit to be that much better"he made a face but I don't think you realized how powerful that is.

  • @uncleiroh9134
    @uncleiroh9134 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is so relatable wtf

  • @GrimEffex
    @GrimEffex 6 лет назад +12

    I love when Joey talks about food.

    • @edp4445
      @edp4445 4 года назад +2

      Lex TAV coke*

  • @mpad4497
    @mpad4497 5 лет назад +4

    I gotta job online but I still had to interview in person and remember: *you can always be underdressed, but you never see anyone overdressed*

  • @stevenbschaefer8425
    @stevenbschaefer8425 7 месяцев назад +1

    Watching Lee in this as Joey talks about food really makes me proud of how far Lee has made it. Mf has gotten so much together and looks great. Used to look like a fat slob lmao god bless ya Lee you’re a Fuckin soldier now! The old solos are the best don’t need to impress nobody just talking some shit

  • @funme38
    @funme38 3 года назад +1

    Joey called Lee 'young Frankenstein'!!!!!!!:):):)

  • @trevonhaygood6567
    @trevonhaygood6567 4 года назад +3

    Right away you wanna be Tarzan 😂😂😂😂

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 5 лет назад +4

    Everybody loves u Lee

  • @marcusfarrell7478
    @marcusfarrell7478 3 года назад +1

    LMFAO, when lee is telling the story about the girl next door with no legs, and joey says the way she has confidence to walk up to you. hahah im fucking dying laughing

  • @phillipchavez1321
    @phillipchavez1321 7 месяцев назад

    📝
    The importance of the will to live
    1:20:18

  • @SuperAlexMck
    @SuperAlexMck Год назад +1

    Fkn love some good Joey knowledge

  • @naveenbhattacharya8227
    @naveenbhattacharya8227 4 года назад +1

    I'm from INDIA uncle joey and I love your podcasts ..jre as well

  • @Fawnshell
    @Fawnshell 3 года назад +2

    Tremendous

  • @jordonwhalen5132
    @jordonwhalen5132 4 года назад +1

    .... Breaking Bad, Ozark, Better Call Saul... Those are amazing shows.

  • @BOLDFREEDOM
    @BOLDFREEDOM 6 месяцев назад

    lee and joey are the goats

  • @andrewbowyer5043
    @andrewbowyer5043 10 месяцев назад +4

    Joey "2 thousand million people" Diaz

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV 4 года назад +3

    12:02 “It’s Shredded Fuckin Dellis!”

  • @mistaando9741
    @mistaando9741 2 года назад +1

    "can you believe it goes this loud?"
    *ethereal wooshing intensifies*

  • @10Trillion707
    @10Trillion707 6 лет назад +8

    The stench of his life?....Damn family! 16:41

  • @TheCodyP123
    @TheCodyP123 2 года назад +1

    1:08:49 Joey's face thinking of being a lawyer is priceless

  • @faronmoody5910
    @faronmoody5910 Год назад

    Joey reminds me of my best friends older brother

  • @nocityartsfilm6455
    @nocityartsfilm6455 3 месяца назад +1

    absolutely! People will have full conversations over your sandwich, drives me nuts!

  • @mmcd8596
    @mmcd8596 4 месяца назад

    Fried w/ melted cheese (mozzarella or provolone) with brown gravy AKA disco fries! 💯💯💯

  • @AlexMendoza-xi6gm
    @AlexMendoza-xi6gm 8 месяцев назад

    56:02 because i love this tea from africa always gets me

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 2 года назад +1

    1:06:30 Mercy threatening to run away with a dollar bill and a bag full of clothes HAHA

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад +1

    Good show

  • @mxharescrambler6612
    @mxharescrambler6612 5 лет назад +6

    "I can't fingerbang confidently" Coco Diaz #savage

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 4 месяца назад

    Finally! Someone else who agrees that french fries shouldnt be covered with other garbage. Noooo. A nice xtra crispy fry with salt and ketchup. Friggin yum

  • @waberrt
    @waberrt 7 лет назад +5

    Carnitas super fries, get a load of that Lee

  • @chedaceez
    @chedaceez 6 лет назад +6

    Where's this burger spot that's he's talking about
    ..

    • @bama7169
      @bama7169 5 лет назад +1

      Cesar Ocampo if it was up your ass you would know 🥴

  • @kingesco6191
    @kingesco6191 4 года назад +1

    uncle joey from ny but still give respect to philly thats what we like

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 2 года назад +1

    🐊🌥️🌥️🌥️🌥️🌥️
    Was it alligators in the air..
    with his tattoo?
    LOL Here's to America!
    Literally :-)!
    My favorite episode .. truly.
    . it's funny when he says
    I just know I'm starving!

  • @Neophobic
    @Neophobic 2 года назад +2

    Lee was so smacked by the end of the podcast. You just saw him gradually evolve to the other side

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 4 года назад

    joey is just funny to listen to even when he isnt trying to be funny... he just has a funny personality that's like a sopranos character

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 3 года назад +1

    “Fuck you lee it’s a cheap car”
    HEY FUCK YOU is the perfect response 😂😂

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 3 года назад +1

    Joey was on fire when he was half angry and lee to make his blood boil tremendous I miss the church

  • @narikdavido9335
    @narikdavido9335 Год назад

    Love u Joey Diaz.....u remind me on NYC bro

  • @ItsMeEvss
    @ItsMeEvss 4 года назад +1

    joey you are gold

  • @G119
    @G119 11 месяцев назад +2

    Song at the beginning?

  • @akkadian102
    @akkadian102 Год назад

    1:15:00 damn uncle Joey you are savage! She can’t walk, just roll haha

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon 8 лет назад +2

    I bet Joey's has never had a frosty with french fries from Wendys

  • @JohnnyTsunami_
    @JohnnyTsunami_ 8 лет назад +7

    but i love carne fries...

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +2

    Lee : when I leave a room I wonder if they’re talking about me
    Joey : even when your by yourself Lee what’s wrong with you 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chrislondojr.9378
    @chrislondojr.9378 4 года назад +2

    Lee " my issue is" syatt

  • @JOG_7
    @JOG_7 Год назад

    Love the way uncle Joey paints a picture when’s he is talking about his sandwich 😅 fukin Tremendous

  • @drgreenthumber
    @drgreenthumber 7 лет назад +1

    powerful lunch special

  • @BlazeIsBOSS
    @BlazeIsBOSS 8 лет назад +1

    Here we go!

  • @Jeffbambam
    @Jeffbambam 2 года назад

    Damn uncle Joey never disappoints

  • @oldcrow6752
    @oldcrow6752 5 лет назад +4

    I work in a kitchen
    Joey ain't lying.

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Год назад +4

    The first 5 minutes of this...all you need to know. Joey D. Is the living embodiment of Buddah. Go out and take in what's really going on. 😻

    • @ryandlion6961
      @ryandlion6961 Год назад +1

      Lol, he said that once, and I was stoned enough to really start thinking at it in a serious light, and I thought, what if he did reach high enlightenment by doing all the drugs.

  • @nickstortion4758
    @nickstortion4758 8 лет назад +4

    Oh shit

  • @trevonhaygood6567
    @trevonhaygood6567 4 года назад +4

    The stink of his life omg 😂😂

  • @RG-vp6br
    @RG-vp6br 4 года назад +3

    “Bro I live next to a girl with no legs”

  • @m.r.3674
    @m.r.3674 2 года назад

    A carnita fries? Lee: I guess..Joey:they put cheese on it. Lee:It's sooo good..lol

  • @SpacePat
    @SpacePat 3 года назад +1

    Coming back to this for the 4th time this year....

  • @odg3541
    @odg3541 11 месяцев назад +1

    Joey started off hot this podcast lol. Shoutout Lee tho . Tremendous dynamic 😅

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Joey “Are these stars killing you let me get you another one” Diaz

  • @NigaTeno
    @NigaTeno 7 лет назад +4

    5 FUCKIN DOLLAS LMFAO

  • @ryandlion6961
    @ryandlion6961 Год назад

    He gave him that joke by mistake lol!

  • @Eczentrik
    @Eczentrik 4 месяца назад

    Johnny Muscles 😂😂😂

  • @aleckosova6275
    @aleckosova6275 6 лет назад +3

    LMFAO I love this

  • @opengestalt
    @opengestalt 5 месяцев назад

    Big kahuna burger, that hawaiian place

  • @theboogieman401
    @theboogieman401 4 года назад +1

    Why for the first seven minutes it only sounds like they’re talking in the room and then finally either lee puts the audio out first hair and then it’s wicked Clear So annoying I always skip right through it because I know it’s coming

    • @grunge6909
      @grunge6909 3 года назад +1

      I think it's cause they play music in the beginning so he does that so youtube doesn't copyright strike

  • @Skrimpish
    @Skrimpish 2 года назад

    Lee: the sky is blue...?
    Joey: Blue?! BLUE??! No, your off on point doom, it's aqua. Maybe teal, yeah the sky being teal gets everybody off balance. You don't even know lee. You get a teal sky, with a few wishp, wispii whatever the fuck clouds. Forget about it you got everything now.

  • @lls_hennessy_1765
    @lls_hennessy_1765 3 года назад +1

    Joeys mic is sounding ass in these air pods

  • @donnacobb4027
    @donnacobb4027 Год назад

    Careful