Yeah, except I do it because Im used to my warlock who uses Attunement of Hunger so I just consume the suicider and no explosion occurs. Until the next one which I punch and I get healed for the damage it dealt in the explosion.
Oh my god the amount of times I've died because I punched an expoder shank/cursed thrall/fanatic is probably higher than the amount of times I've died normally.
Hunter. Dude. Just mourn and move on man. He'd 100% make another recording of himself smacking you in the face and scolding you for lingering on him if he could. It's one thing to be flash hunter, its another to be the Cloud Strife hunter. Already been done and its getting cringed.
Every Titan ever: The inner machinations of my mind is an enigma “thought bubble appears” “Shows a brickwall doing nothing for a solid minute and then IT EXPLODES!??!” Hunters and Warlocks: You think they are ok????
Titan story: was playing doubles with a friend. Round ends, we had won. Missile Titan activates super and flies right at me after the round is over, wasting it for future rounds. We laugh. My friend: why did he do that? Me: I opened up a new box of fresh Crayola. He couldn't help himself.
Tbh I used to be a warlock main then I ded covered the crayon munching skull punching rocket becoming shield throwing hammer bashing power of the beefcake that is Titan and I love it but weirdly enough I HATE shotguns I main sidearms and hand cannons because they are dumb also Tommy’s matchbook is absolutely token and needs to be stopped
Ok now I agreed with you all up until that last part. In my over 6 years of playing destiny I have come to know only one truth. If you bitch long enough and more than everybody else, you get what you want. Works for hunters all the time.
Well, we gotta stay sane somehow when that hunter over there is crab walking around the map like he's trying to not alert the workers in a haunted house and the warlocks over there are floating around like they own the place. Yeah, I used to be able to do that too you floaty SOBs, YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING I HELD DEAR JUST LIKE KAREN TOOK THE KIDS AND THE DOG! Ahem. Yeah but read the lore tab for Skullfort. Here's a snippet for the lazy people out there: "Your enemies do not have a skull fortress. Their skulls are like meadows. Play in the meadows. Gather the flowers from the meadows. Gather them with electrokinetic trauma. Smell the flowers. Isn't that nice?" Ahhhhhh, the delicious, fresh smell of alien viscera... makes me want to gather more...
I'm a titan main but considering the crucible is mostly made up of hunters and I have a friend who is a hunter main I have a pretty good idea what goes on inside their head. Usually they just complain and whine about anything that is a mild inconvenience, and spend their time bullying titans complaining that hunters need a buff and titans are too overpowered. whenever they see an unsucked cock, they have to suck it, which is a good way to bait them out in the crucible (its in their instincts, they can't resist. for some reason it makes them happy?), however you have to watch out for the mindbenders spare rations stompees golden gun + throwing knife/solo blade barrage, as they tend to utilize those a lot.
Titan: “Ugh! I’m enraged!” Titan: *Looks at the nearest friendly.* *Friendly-Fire activates our of no where.* Warlock/Friendly: “Just hold on, Jerry.” Titan: *Yeets Rubber Hammer, killing the poor Warlock.*
What I was expecting to see: "In the name of God, in the name of God, in the name of God WE GO TO *HEAVEN!!!* " What I saw: Some pretty funky, jammin' moves.
@@SakarianOutcast *WE WILL LIBERATE JERUSALEM FROM THE FILTHY SARACENS! THE RIVERS WILL BE STAINED WITH THEIR BLOOD! THEY WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE LORD THY GOD! AVE MARIA! DEUS VULT!*
As a 7 year titan main I can proudly say I went an entire scourge run once while only punching enemies... my clan hated me but loved me at the same time. They call me the true titan😂🤣
Hunter: Hey titan. Titan: whats up? Hunter: why do you always punch things? Warlock: yeah, why do you? Titan: You two wouldnt understand. the inner Mechanations of my mind are an inigma. *Thought bubbles appears and shows titans sitting at a table eating crayons*
We already knew Titans had a few things on their minds; punching things and crayons. But I wonder what Hunters got be thinking of other than dodging and reading pre-golden age comics with caped heroes in it? Now a Warlock... Lets not go there...
This video always makes me life. I am a Titan main and I give this video 10/10. This video cheers me up whenever I'm down which has been happening a lot recently.
I want you to know whenever I’m having a bad day, this brings me joy. Also when I’m having a good day, but I especially appreciate it when it’s been rough. Thank you
You are a mastermind, I’ve watched this 123 times and it’s never not awesome, you could easily go down in history as the greatest mind of the 21st century
As a titan main I can say with certainty that this is exactly what goes on through my mind anytime I’m playing destiny, and I always have an emergency 64 crayola box tucked into my pocket in case I ever need to eat on the spot
Hey internet people. Don't hate me for punching tree, Solar gave me some weird crayons...
Sounds like the sort of thing a member of the grass watching community would say to try and get away with such a hate crime
@@samonraet5291 shhhh!!
Sounds like something a crayon eater would say
SierraX 07 “SNOOOOOOORT” NO NO YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND THIS GLUE SMELLS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!??!
What a legend
This has the most Red vs. Blue energy and I'm all for it
Thomas Cropper Probably cause there aren’t many Destiny Machinimas that exist, unlike Halo
You’re totally right, the voices super sound like it.
THERE SHOULD TOTALLY BE A RED VS BLUE DESTINY VERSION
@@josuke3698 iron banner vs crucible or alpha vs beta
I love RvB
As a titan, i can say that this is absolutely accurate. There are plenty of instances where i punch suicide enemies out of instinct
Yeah, except I do it because Im used to my warlock who uses Attunement of Hunger so I just consume the suicider and no explosion occurs. Until the next one which I punch and I get healed for the damage it dealt in the explosion.
If this isn’t relatable I don’t know what is
Oh my god the amount of times I've died because I punched an expoder shank/cursed thrall/fanatic is probably higher than the amount of times I've died normally.
Real shit you said brother, ive mained Titan since D1, punching exploding things is my fucking HOBBY.
just use middle tree sunbreaker :D
As an approved titan main i can confirm that this is 600% accurate
I'm a treehugger and a titan don't let stereotypes take you down #dontcarewhattheysay
@@MyMineBlocky ?
I'm a Titan Main as well and would have to confirm it's 1000% accurate.
@@russianpancake450 yes?
Same here
What goes on in a hunters h-
Hunter: *Cayde dying followed by killing montage*
that's very true. I WILL AVENGE YOU CAYDE, AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO BRING YOU BACK
As a hunter main I can confirm that this and also hand canon head shots is what we focus on
Oh shit
Hunter. Dude.
Just mourn and move on man. He'd 100% make another recording of himself smacking you in the face and scolding you for lingering on him if he could. It's one thing to be flash hunter, its another to be the Cloud Strife hunter. Already been done and its getting cringed.
*footage if cayde's death followed by a compilation of hunters single handedly slaughtering entire hoards of enemies set to BFG division *
Every Titan ever: The inner machinations of my mind is an enigma “thought bubble appears” “Shows a brickwall doing nothing for a solid minute and then IT EXPLODES!??!” Hunters and Warlocks: You think they are ok????
Replace " with *
ima just take this and make it a bit better. :)
You forgot music playing at the same time.
No we are not
thought "bubble"
Inside a Titans head during crucible, "shoulder charge, shoulder charge, SHOULDER CHARGE!"
Samus Aran I see a lot of Hunters with the same skill set lol 😆
Can confirm as a Titan main who uses Fell winters and Skull Fort, all of the above are true
Ever watch dis abridged by tfs? mine mine Mine MINE MINE
@@oldmankage1379 yeah true but we add jump as high as possible and dodge as mush as possible
HAMMER!!!! THROW THE DAMN SHIELD!!! BE SONIC!!!
im so mad he punched the goddamn tree
Eliana Gardner SierraX: ...I’ll fuckin do it again
I was about to say the same thing! Gosh Dang It Tree Puncher!!!
sorry when we get bored sometimes we just... you know... "experiment" with our fists...
@Iron Hands Terminator *Shaxx intensifies*
I'm so glad he punched the tree
Titan story: was playing doubles with a friend. Round ends, we had won. Missile Titan activates super and flies right at me after the round is over, wasting it for future rounds. We laugh.
My friend: why did he do that?
Me: I opened up a new box of fresh Crayola. He couldn't help himself.
no buddie you took one of two of the most important item to a titan either our teddy bear or throwing hammer.
alternate should be:
Me: I took his hammer
Do you still have the box tho?
Damn.............
It wasn’t as empty as I thought.......
*A*
No it's full of dancing and punching, and maybe a little bit of crayons in there
@@danteinpuro319 as a titan main, I can confirm this is definitely true
@@andreadeyoung214 so what's your favorite crayon then, mines red
Tbh I used to be a warlock main then I ded covered the crayon munching skull punching rocket becoming shield throwing hammer bashing power of the beefcake that is Titan and I love it but weirdly enough I HATE shotguns I main sidearms and hand cannons because they are dumb also Tommy’s matchbook is absolutely token and needs to be stopped
Lets be honest, the d2 community really has the best editors, creativity and one of the most wholesome communities I know.
... except for the crucible. I don't like how toxic most people are in there.
@@ghdoublewho7962 there are no editors in the crucible
@Christopher Morales ?
Ok now I agreed with you all up until that last part. In my over 6 years of playing destiny I have come to know only one truth.
If you bitch long enough and more than everybody else, you get what you want.
Works for hunters all the time.
Yuki _ 😭😭😭
"What goes on in a Titan's head?"
Warlocks: Very little
The song name is "Crystal Dolphin" btw if anyone is curious.
I love the track and I remember a time when I struggled to find the name 😂
You're struggle will not be forgotten, thank you for your RUclips services
Thank you
Thanks fellow crayon eater
themks
@k k isnt crystal dolphin just an extrait from machi no doruphin?
This is my mind during every test
and while playing titan of course.
As a titan main I can guarantee that this is exactly what is happening.
Can confirm as well that this is what we titans are on
Blue crayons are for the weak titans, a true titan eats red
that_dumb_pug awd meh I am more of a pink and purple guy
No wonder we get the most kills
crayons are tasty
Well, we gotta stay sane somehow when that hunter over there is crab walking around the map like he's trying to not alert the workers in a haunted house and the warlocks over there are floating around like they own the place. Yeah, I used to be able to do that too you floaty SOBs, YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING I HELD DEAR JUST LIKE KAREN TOOK THE KIDS AND THE DOG! Ahem. Yeah but read the lore tab for Skullfort. Here's a snippet for the lazy people out there: "Your enemies do not have a skull fortress. Their skulls are like meadows. Play in the meadows. Gather the flowers from the meadows. Gather them with electrokinetic trauma. Smell the flowers. Isn't that nice?"
Ahhhhhh, the delicious, fresh smell of alien viscera... makes me want to gather more...
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Titans: singing “ode to crayola” by lemon demon
Oof.
Also nice picrew!
Sam The Accountant
Thanks!!
Also do listen to the song, it’s frickin awesome, I love the band so much
james addison I listened to it and it’s so accurate for Titans XD I spent the last week playing I titan so I’m vining to it rn. XD
Sam The Accountant lmao yesss
I highly recommend this band because they really are great yet not many people know them
james addison my friend has been telling me to listen to them for a while XD
As a Titan, I can confirm this is exactly what's running through our heads 90% of the time.
This is an absolute BEAUTY of a video, Thank you Solar and SierraX 07 for this masterpiece.
love the red vs blue throw back of looking up and down when talking xD
So basically they’re Caboose
That sums it up pretty well
Yes but some of them actually have a mental capacity above 2.5 chromasomes, such as me! I actually utilise balanced equipment.
Rowan, The Minotaur you misspelt utilize...
Zack Sheehan did I fricking stutter?
Yep they are caboose
When you see a Titan sprinting towards you at very hihg speeds:
*You've been hit by, you've been struck by: A truck-* A A H !
Hey, wait a minute. How'd you get in my head?
Oh never mind... I've got synthoceps on, and somewhere, something is waiting to be punched. Gotta go!
Bungie: here's a new dance emote
RUclipsr: it's free real estate
I mostly play Warlock. When I'm a Warlock, my mind is calm. Focused. Peaceful.
When I'm a Titan, well... you saw the video.
JustADude what about when you are a hunter
We don't talk about those times...
@Contrast angry Russians screaming at everything that causes them inconvenience.
Playing Warlock: Russian Kid screaming in last word.
I'm a titan main but considering the crucible is mostly made up of hunters and I have a friend who is a hunter main I have a pretty good idea what goes on inside their head. Usually they just complain and whine about anything that is a mild inconvenience, and spend their time bullying titans complaining that hunters need a buff and titans are too overpowered. whenever they see an unsucked cock, they have to suck it, which is a good way to bait them out in the crucible (its in their instincts, they can't resist. for some reason it makes them happy?), however you have to watch out for the mindbenders spare rations stompees golden gun + throwing knife/solo blade barrage, as they tend to utilize those a lot.
Titan: “Ugh! I’m enraged!”
Titan: *Looks at the nearest friendly.*
*Friendly-Fire activates our of no where.*
Warlock/Friendly: “Just hold on, Jerry.”
Titan: *Yeets Rubber Hammer, killing the poor Warlock.*
Happens to us every time.
Video was uploaded minutes ago and there are comments from nearly a day ago
*These are confusing times*
Members got to see it early!
@@SolarFlairYT that makes alot more sense
@@SolarFlairYT ahh, thanks for clarifying
I was expecting more Bananas and chimp screaming but I still thoroughly enjoyed this
As a Titan myself, I can confirm that this is EXACTLY what’s going on in my helmet.
I love the RvB feel this has. The talking and moving of the heads and such. Wonderful work, and as a Titan main myself. This is 100% accurate.
Ty Solar for helping brighten my day.
Got rejected, and this helped me out.
F
F
You'll always belong within a Fireteam. Bros stick together!
Like a Leaf in the Wind bros before hoes
I know I'm late, but keep ya head up, bro. We be gamers!
Interviewer: Guns or Grenades ?
Titans: *f i s t*
This is literally just the lore for Way of the Missile and I LOVE IT
being a titan main i can guarentee this is 100% accurate, i can also say that green is the best crayon flavor
DFP fan?
eh, I prefer the yummy yummy orange flavor. I'm always full on those.
I agree on green. Purple is good too
No it’s cherry!
No, its the blue ones. the purple ones are too tart!
The only thing that goes on in my titan's head is whether the situation calls for The Insurmountable Skull Fort or PEREGRINE GREAVES!
What I was expecting to see:
"In the name of God, in the name of God, in the name of God WE GO TO *HEAVEN!!!* "
What I saw: Some pretty funky, jammin' moves.
God has nothing to do with OEM. You oughta ask Satan for that one..
"Is this a christian joke Im too pagan to understand?" *viking music intensifies*
@@IsaiahINRI *DEUS VULT*
@@SakarianOutcast *WE WILL LIBERATE JERUSALEM FROM THE FILTHY SARACENS! THE RIVERS WILL BE STAINED WITH THEIR BLOOD! THEY WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE LORD THY GOD! AVE MARIA! DEUS VULT!*
@@IsaiahINRI SHIELD WALL!!!!!
Enemies : exists
Every titan ever : I don't what that is but I'm gonna punch the hell out of it
As a titan main, I can safely say this is straight facts
As a 7 year titan main I can proudly say I went an entire scourge run once while only punching enemies... my clan hated me but loved me at the same time. They call me the true titan😂🤣
Reminds me of an old script I had written for destiny 2 called “the life of the warlocks” good times
"Oh crap the boss is in his immune phase."
Me with me shotgun:
Being a Titan main, it's scary how you've nailed my style.
Everyone on the raid: Trying to figure out roles and explaining the encounter
My brain:
Solar, speaking as a Titan
This is accurate, very, very accurate
hehe, Beyblade build go spin spin spin.
I’ve replayed this 5 times and it keeps getting better
This is why I love being a Titan.
beeing stupid but strong
Truly a flawless analysis on the mind of a Titan, and as a Titan main myself, I have to admit that the only flaw was the lack of bacon.
Hunter: Hey titan.
Titan: whats up?
Hunter: why do you always punch things?
Warlock: yeah, why do you?
Titan: You two wouldnt understand. the inner Mechanations of my mind are an inigma. *Thought bubbles appears and shows titans sitting at a table eating crayons*
Guy on the Internet: Don’t punch the tree.
Me a Titan main: AND THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST!!
As a Titan, I can confirm everything (minus the crayon and silverware) goes on in my brain
I used to play Titan before I switched to Hunter. Even now, nearly 3 years later, the crayons beckon me back.
Every other event: A day in the life in D2
Guardian Games: Hunters and Warlocks, hold my 🍺, I gotta go punch stuff!
As a 2015 titan main, can confirm this is what goes on in the inside of a titans head.
Add making bullets sounds when mowing through enemies. And then come see me.
"Spit those crayons out! Don't you know the purple ones are bad for you?" -Sam O'Nella Academy
We already knew Titans had a few things on their minds; punching things and crayons. But I wonder what Hunters got be thinking of other than dodging and reading pre-golden age comics with caped heroes in it? Now a Warlock... Lets not go there...
I'm a Hunter main and I hate that you are 100% CORRECT.
This video always makes me life. I am a Titan main and I give this video 10/10. This video cheers me up whenever I'm down which has been happening a lot recently.
I’ve never been so insulted by something I 100% agree with.
whenever i play titan, the only thing that goes through my head is "can i punch that"
I appreciate the silhouette colors changing to match whichever flavor of crayon the Titan had in his mouth at any given time.
I want you to know whenever I’m having a bad day, this brings me joy. Also when I’m having a good day, but I especially appreciate it when it’s been rough. Thank you
Titans
Is it possible to like a video twice?
MAN I LOVED THIS THING
I'm such a titan main that even if I switch to my warlock I'm punching things left and right.
EDIT: Open hand slapping things left and right.
As a titan main, I can confirm that this, is *ABSOLUTELY* accurate to what goes inside a Titan's head.
Either that or just a scene of us repeatedly punching a vandal over and over again
@@alkazaronyx8599 We Titans do love punching things!
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
The edits on your vids are amazing lmao
As a titan main I can confirm this *Sniffs crayons*
I know exactly what is going inside a Titan's head. I am a Titan.
It is empty.
When’s that 69 second broom sparrow review coming out?
Preston Boyles high key I wanted to get it done by this weekend but I’ve been too busy
I havent seen a titan that good looking since destiny 1 damm
"What's inside of a hunters head?" next video idea? Hmm🙃
"Die die die! AH FUCK THAT NOVA BOMB! NERF!"
*Is a Hunter main*
oh my god this channel is gold. If you can, this becoming a recurring series would be amazing! heard someone reference Red v Blue, I 1000% agree.
Should’ve included the gourmet colored pencils
Not all titans are rich like you
Missed these. Good quality stuff Solar
We really need a "menacing" emote
And it should just be a Dio stance
@@Avrage_Weeb ofc
@@JamesTheHuman And the Pillar Men theme should play while it happens
Never did I know there needed to be 2000’s Apple Music Destiny 2 commercial so bad in my life
You cant just watch a sf vid and not like it? Am i right?
As a titan main, I can say that this is beautiful and that I've looked at this for 5 hours.
Can confirm
I can't believe he punched the tree. Oh, the humanitree!
This is absolutely the reason I have been a main titan since D1
You even nail the Crystal Dolphin music holy f-
was really expecting this entire video to be a blank background but this is so much better
Guys I think we can all relate, this is a documentary. 👏
Titans when they shoot a champion and the words Immune appear: I'll freaking do it again.
You are a mastermind, I’ve watched this 123 times and it’s never not awesome, you could easily go down in history as the greatest mind of the 21st century
The editing... I want to find the song, but... I feel like it would be empty without that titan's sweet moves. That precious crayon eater. lol
Crystal dolphin is the song, but it just aint the same
@@drumhead7252 Indeed. lol
As a titan main I can indeed confirm this is true, but it's missing the immense natural desire to kill all hunters
I love goofiness of this masterpiece
This is the quality content I look for on RUclips. Thanks dude!!!🤘🤘🤘
This is currently my favorite thing on RUclips. I've never related so well to something
As a titan main I can 100% confirm that this is what happens in my head when I play
Everytime i see a hunter i get the urge to punch them in the face.
It actually means i like them. Its like a high five but in the face
And that ladies and gentlemen, is why Hunters are the best at Destiny.
This is very accurate to my gameplay as Titan
As a titan main I can say with certainty that this is exactly what goes on through my mind anytime I’m playing destiny, and I always have an emergency 64 crayola box tucked into my pocket in case I ever need to eat on the spot
Fun fact: this is how it feels when you start up a crucible match with a titan
I must say...you got an interesting titan outfit..
If see enemy... PUNCH.
If see friend... PUNCH.
If see.... PUNCH.
Despite being the more terrifying class, us Titans are just kinda here vibing
As a Titan, I can confirm this.