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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2010
  • Former Tory MP and serial Have I Got News for You guest presenter Boris Johnson joins Jeremy Clarkson for a celebrity interview before taking a rather scenic route out on the track in the Suzuki Liana! Go to / topgear to see a full list of all high quality videos available on the Top Gear RUclips channel and don't forget to visit www.topgear.com for all the latest news and car reviews.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @BaxstabberzZ
    @BaxstabberzZ 2 года назад +10207

    Seems like a cool guy, bet he's fun at parties.

    • @PerAnkh418
      @PerAnkh418 2 года назад +90

      🤣

    • @henryandoliverfan3115
      @henryandoliverfan3115 2 года назад +20

      *cough* broke covid rules
      You do a Better job at driving into walls than running our country

    • @DizGuy29o4
      @DizGuy29o4 2 года назад +65

      Bruuuh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vankammevids9541
      @vankammevids9541 2 года назад +232

      I think you meant at work events

    • @henryandoliverfan3115
      @henryandoliverfan3115 2 года назад +40

      @@vankammevids9541 sure, keep telling yourself that 🤣

  • @mrfantasticxx
    @mrfantasticxx 3 года назад +18147

    My dad met Boris during the election show on the BBC. There was a table with cheese and crackers, Boris went "Oooo...cheese and crackers".

    • @Mahmood.23
      @Mahmood.23 3 года назад +607

      What a muppet

    • @PostalZimbabwe
      @PostalZimbabwe 3 года назад +2075

      @@Mahmood.23 Lighten up lol.

    • @andrepduarte
      @andrepduarte 3 года назад +825

      Who cares if he's an upper class millionaire leading hundreds of thousands of people (incl children) into poverty in the UK! He likes cheese and crackers! He's just a regular bloke like me!

    • @cirrus393
      @cirrus393 3 года назад +730

      @@andrepduarte You're an idiot if your understanding of how poverty is created is limited to a single politician. Also, as you clearly don't know your statistics, poverty rates have remained stable for decades, regardless of which party is in charge.

    • @lukeoneill2426
      @lukeoneill2426 3 года назад +69

      @@cirrus393 You obviously don't understand how statistics work independent of the papers of which they were asserted.
      No one should *ever* take ambiguous, uncontextualized or flippant statistical statements seriously. Clearly from the statement you made you're talking completely out of your arse.
      For example, the unemployment rate decreasing is not evidence of poverty rates "remaining stable".
      All papers I've found relating to poverty actually indicate that whilst the percentage of impoverished people have remained *relatively similar* , the criteria for what constitutes poverty has actually changed (i.e access to Basic ISP, gross collective income {which is dependent on area when compared nationally} etc).
      As a further example the necessity of a working ISP is clearly indicative of cultural change but it poisons the well when we try to unpack these things objectively and furthermore, doesn't account for things that are sacrificed in order to maintain a working ISP.
      Basic economics & the vast increase in population would not allow for stability in any way whatsoever. That would be a complete statistical anomaly.
      That accompanied by the criteria for what constitutes "poverty" being fickle and seemingly intangible, the statistics you claim to know about actually mean nothing and it's absolutely fallacious to even attempt a comparison without giving it the proper context.
      Just out of interest, what papers in particular led you to this conclusion? Even arguably partisan research papers have evidenced that in support of the tories *at best* enabling an economic climate in which poverty & austerity if you like, have become far more prevalent. The issue is actually a semantic issue & quite a sneaky one at that but it is completely disingenuous to claim that it has remained stable.
      It most certainly has not.

  • @bigcoffay9961
    @bigcoffay9961 2 года назад +2714

    Boris: "Have you ever driven a tractor very fast?"
    Jeremy: "No." *Many years later*

  • @Hypnobreast
    @Hypnobreast 3 года назад +2986

    Who's here after Boris Johnson, David Cameron, and Michael Gove became the new hosts of Top Gear

    • @NeillyWheelie
      @NeillyWheelie 3 года назад +99

      That would be a cracking show to watch.... they could do the tent stuff, CHM can do the specials

    • @chevchillios4231
      @chevchillios4231 2 года назад +12

      The EDL

    • @liz8597
      @liz8597 2 года назад +17

      Tally Ho Gear: Eton Special. Next week: the boys tour the Rolls Royce factory

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 2 года назад +25

      Brexit gear

    • @durivian
      @durivian 2 года назад +15

      special guest nigel farage

  • @urhomiesapien3722
    @urhomiesapien3722 3 года назад +7471

    Who's here after Boris revealed that he is, in fact, the senate and declared the emperor of the galactic empire

    • @amaximus224
      @amaximus224 3 года назад +76

      May: Not yet.

    • @demonika8610
      @demonika8610 3 года назад +44

      i *am* the prime minister.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 года назад +7

      @@amaximus224 Brilliant as that is,
      Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on?? He got Covid, great, but what's with all the fresh fresh british memes?
      Leaving a Canadian confused, over here.

    • @Ben-vl5ew
      @Ben-vl5ew 3 года назад +8

      I love democracy...

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 года назад +1

      *I just wanted to know if there was some backstory I missed*

  • @jordn-wo3db
    @jordn-wo3db 3 года назад +6877

    He sounds like what Americans think of when you say somebody is British

    • @seriouslyryan6592
      @seriouslyryan6592 3 года назад +158

      Boris was born in New York he’s American

    • @bruensal7182
      @bruensal7182 3 года назад +36

      @anon well its never bad to have another citizenship is it?

    • @mattb8190
      @mattb8190 3 года назад +4

      Yes.

    • @RemoveChink
      @RemoveChink 3 года назад +23

      @@ellispriedkalns Except that's exactly how it works in America haha.

    • @maxlee6631
      @maxlee6631 3 года назад +1

      John Doe It’s how it works In Britain as well

  • @johndawhale3197
    @johndawhale3197 2 года назад +2175

    How did he go from appearing on Fifth Gear to becoming President of the United States...absolutely amazing.

    • @Liam29821
      @Liam29821 2 года назад +89

      i thought this was come dine with me

    • @albanianking6402
      @albanianking6402 2 года назад +61

      @@Liam29821 guys it’s countdown please get it right.

    • @_nom_
      @_nom_ 2 года назад +18

      And he used to know all the best words.

    • @david22959
      @david22959 Год назад +5

      uk you mean

    • @Al1qx
      @Al1qx Год назад +14

      R/whoosh

  • @searchfordaddybehz6107
    @searchfordaddybehz6107 3 года назад +1397

    I loved having this beautiful interview. Maybe we will get a lovely BLOO car.

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 3 года назад +7184

    who’s here after boris imprisoned the queen, retook his home island of new york from the colonial rebels and claimed the long-gone french throne in the name of the British State?

    • @CallyWasHereOfficial
      @CallyWasHereOfficial 3 года назад +76

      sabotabo sorry was asleep, what happened?

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 3 года назад +161

      CallyWasHere boris has now wrested control of France from the legitimate government, reformed the entente cordiale and swept through Germany and her European order as Germany herself did years ago

    • @nathanwalker6360
      @nathanwalker6360 3 года назад +32

      What a load of Pfeffel

    • @CallyWasHereOfficial
      @CallyWasHereOfficial 3 года назад +6

      @@sabotabo7476 wow, before I was asleep all that was on the race!

    • @voice.of.reason
      @voice.of.reason 3 года назад +4

      What the fuck are you talking about

  • @CalHarding01
    @CalHarding01 3 года назад +6761

    "You can't rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneer of a blithering idiot there lurks a blithering idiot." - Boris Johnson

    • @greenhound
      @greenhound 3 года назад +534

      If you gave me that sentence with no context and asked me who it applies to most, I would say Boris Johnson. But I would never believe it was his quote .

    • @imaweerascal
      @imaweerascal 3 года назад +104

      And he's right! He really is a blithering idiot. He just happens to be posh and knows a bit of Latin.

    • @harumasikuchannel
      @harumasikuchannel 3 года назад +61

      im also a blithering idiot

    • @imaweerascal
      @imaweerascal 3 года назад +179

      @@harumasikuchannel that's ok, just don't ever become Prime Minister

    • @bobbieboe
      @bobbieboe 3 года назад +31

      @@imaweerascal Funny journalist. Fluent in Classical Greek, Latin and French.

  • @HassanAli-nl9xv
    @HassanAli-nl9xv 2 года назад +352

    1:35 when clarkson says no to boris saying “have you ever driven a tractor fast? ” - 13 years later, clarkson “the Lamborghini R8” 😂

    • @anthony2384
      @anthony2384 2 года назад +15

      I hope nothing goes wrong with the R8 like having an European hook instead of a British one or being too big and literally can't be parked inside of the warehouse.

    • @th3ch0z3n
      @th3ch0z3n 2 года назад +1

      Yes, he then understood

    • @fireoil
      @fireoil 2 года назад

      haha spot on crossed my mind to. into the farm !

  • @adnaanu
    @adnaanu Год назад +131

    An underrated comedian, loved his work in Little Britain and Come fly with me.

  • @MidnightRants
    @MidnightRants 4 года назад +16895

    Who’s here after Boris revealed himself to be an extra-dimensional alien and instigated the fourth galactic war?

    • @asink5928
      @asink5928 3 года назад +553

      In five years this comment will be frighteningly relevant

    • @phantomtherat6485
      @phantomtherat6485 3 года назад +16

      Me

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 3 года назад +82

      No, that's Dominic Cummings.

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 года назад +53

      @@asink5928 Honestly, give it 1 year.

    • @MrStr8den
      @MrStr8den 3 года назад +36

      Me too, and to see what a fat cnut he's turned out to be

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 года назад +3585

    Who’s here after Boris was revealed to be the main protagonist in GTA 6?

    • @a7a416
      @a7a416 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @agzsounds2246
      @agzsounds2246 3 года назад +40

      These just keep getting better n better😂

    • @lifesafantasticjoke
      @lifesafantasticjoke 3 года назад +8

      This one actually made me lol

    • @Nobody-471
      @Nobody-471 3 года назад +40

      The plot for GTA 6 is Boris will travel back in time to 2013 to stop the Union Depository heist.

    • @justarandomf-4gphantom170
      @justarandomf-4gphantom170 2 года назад +22

      @@Nobody-471 Bruh I would actually buy that.

  • @Casterborous
    @Casterborous 2 года назад +341

    Love how he said "You cant rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneeer of a blithering idiot, there lurks a blithering idiot." That was the last remnants of his concious mind telling the world not to trust him, before the Nestene Consciousness took over.

  • @albinrudfell5356
    @albinrudfell5356 2 года назад +49

    Jeremy: Soo, do you like to party?
    Boris: You have no idea, mate

    • @Tombola8610
      @Tombola8610 Год назад

      Change mate for my dear fellow 😂

  • @BobbyJay1
    @BobbyJay1 4 года назад +5099

    RUclips to everyone in UK:
    Here is your Prime Minister on Top Gear

    • @bahadrozturk2086
      @bahadrozturk2086 4 года назад +27

      I live in Turkey and I get similar recommendations.

    • @61percentodicarica
      @61percentodicarica 4 года назад +15

      Italy here

    • @rodribrito
      @rodribrito 4 года назад +18

      México over here. Although I was already a follower of late Top Gear and UK politics.

    • @elishavargas5316
      @elishavargas5316 4 года назад +15

      I live in the US

    • @nolibtard6023
      @nolibtard6023 4 года назад +10

      Bobby Jay Germany at it

  • @C3.auto.photography
    @C3.auto.photography 3 года назад +5704

    And 16 years later, he's our prime minister..

    • @cianparkhouse04
      @cianparkhouse04 3 года назад +45

      *prime minister

    • @shboyle
      @shboyle 3 года назад +145

      Hahahahaha sucks to be yous with that knob as a prime minister

    • @fordinho2069
      @fordinho2069 3 года назад +59

      @@shboyle whos urs then

    • @shboyle
      @shboyle 3 года назад +22

      @@fordinho2069 our beloved Taoiseach

    • @SWISSMUSICFC
      @SWISSMUSICFC 3 года назад +4

      And that'll be all

  • @user-yq6ix3uf2z
    @user-yq6ix3uf2z 6 месяцев назад +10

    Lol boris is so chill it even looked like he was just having a convo with some dude in the audience before jeremy called him up.

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 2 года назад +29

    Jeremy is a legend, just admits he drives on bus lanes on TV, not a care in the world, i miss these times.

  • @Aj_98
    @Aj_98 4 года назад +11800

    Whos here after boris is elected prime minister

    • @jump15vc
      @jump15vc 4 года назад +77

      Yup, trying to remember some of Jezza's best digs at Boris

    • @JL-dl8nr
      @JL-dl8nr 4 года назад +86

      Everyone who’s here after your comment obviously

    • @KingHuzzah
      @KingHuzzah 4 года назад +8

      Big Daddy Bojo

    • @pappyreeves6988
      @pappyreeves6988 4 года назад +22

      Yep...Jeremy.."who wants to see Boris' s lap" ? Me: I wouldn't mind seeing our new Prime Ministers lap...wink wink...( weird crush )

    • @mrsir9875
      @mrsir9875 4 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @samneill4975
    @samneill4975 4 года назад +4127

    “Uploaded 9 years ago”
    RUclips 2019 Recommended: “Here you go”

    • @ThrowerTimothy
      @ThrowerTimothy 4 года назад +114

      there's quite a good reason why it's throwing up all these Boris clips now though

    • @deathmisser85
      @deathmisser85 4 года назад +27

      Timothy Thrower Aye I Can't wait for Boris to be prime minister.

    • @johnjohansson6277
      @johnjohansson6277 4 года назад +18

      You philistine. Go watch the news. Twat.

    • @alexbarker6864
      @alexbarker6864 4 года назад +3

      Sam Neill yeah it’s because he’s quite possibly the next PM

    • @adventure_F0x
      @adventure_F0x 4 года назад

      Deathmisser first PM to go to prison?

  • @Incineratorking
    @Incineratorking 2 года назад +34

    Boris: have you ever driven a tractor fast
    Clarkson in the future: It's a Lamborghini

  • @themohawkedone9576
    @themohawkedone9576 Год назад +17

    James May once said that Boris would be known as Boris the Oppressor. He had no idea how right he would be

  • @ryanblack9876
    @ryanblack9876 4 года назад +5346

    “Boris Johnson admitted to hospital with Corina virus “
    RUclips ... here you are

  • @perfection72.87
    @perfection72.87 4 года назад +1557

    Breaking News:
    As Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrests Jeremy Clarkson for driving in bus lanes

    • @sadwingsraging3044
      @sadwingsraging3044 4 года назад +39

      Sentenced to drive a bicycle one handed for a month I hope.

    • @gamezdude5544
      @gamezdude5544 4 года назад +4

      I did drive in a bus lane ONCE. It was pitch black and I was in auto-pilot, then I realised.."hang on, there is a bus lane around here...wait...im in it..." and I moved back into the correct lane.

    • @khchoi2012
      @khchoi2012 4 года назад +4

      No. As prime minister, Boris scrapped all the bus lanes so Jeremy can't drive in them anymore.

    • @EinkOLED
      @EinkOLED 4 года назад +3

      I drive in bus lanes regularly in my bus.

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 11 месяцев назад

      As prime minister, he was a lying, corrupt, entitled cunt. Also before he was prime minister, and after.

  • @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578
    @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578 25 дней назад +3

    Boris be the kinda guy to twiddle his fingers at a succulent meal

  • @firepit1432
    @firepit1432 2 года назад +135

    Who's here after Boris created 19 rings for Elves, Dwarves and Men with 1 ring to rule them all

  • @darthpixel8729
    @darthpixel8729 4 года назад +6384

    Seems like a nice guy, maybe he should try out for prime minister

    • @yungkilig5122
      @yungkilig5122 4 года назад +16

      😂

    • @ryan.s3992
      @ryan.s3992 4 года назад +27

      how do you not know he his

    • @surindersingh724
      @surindersingh724 4 года назад +184

      Ryan.s r/whoooooooooosh!!!

    • @ryan.s3992
      @ryan.s3992 4 года назад +17

      @@surindersingh724 jokes on you I was kidding

    • @surindersingh724
      @surindersingh724 4 года назад +52

      Ryan.s Uh huh. And your literal question in your “joke” was meant to be funny how exactly? Don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on. Digging further just looks worse.

  • @jamesbolton5417
    @jamesbolton5417 4 года назад +5721

    Who’s watching this after Boris is in intensive care

    • @matthewsims7817
      @matthewsims7817 4 года назад +137

      Well it just popped up in my recommended so...

    • @voidedcharlieplay9235
      @voidedcharlieplay9235 4 года назад +56

      Came up in my recommended

    • @lmread8722
      @lmread8722 4 года назад +12

      Anyone watching after yesterday bro

    • @l8zin532
      @l8zin532 4 года назад +32

      Literally everyone who will ever see this will. Period.

    • @matthewbailey120
      @matthewbailey120 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, it’s randomly in my recommended lap lol

  • @CluelessAce1265
    @CluelessAce1265 3 года назад +19

    I love the whole thing about Clarkson going on about driving in bus lanes and bike lanes it’s just so funny

  • @dangaming2698
    @dangaming2698 Год назад +10

    this is one of the funniest convos ive ever heard, and its as if they’ve been long time friends from the way they talk

  • @steveozone4910
    @steveozone4910 3 года назад +5537

    Boris is still driving around the track. He can't find the right Brexit!

  • @t_mac41603
    @t_mac41603 4 года назад +1590

    This is the most British conversation I’ve ever seen.

    • @Talis7212
      @Talis7212 4 года назад +76

      They should have Yanked it up by eating cheeseburgers and drinking mountain dew

    • @kyaljohnson8193
      @kyaljohnson8193 4 года назад +4

      @@Talis7212 God damm mountain dew

    • @jamestodd1104
      @jamestodd1104 4 года назад +77

      Malarkey
      Tricky
      Veneer
      Blithering
      References to Homer
      GQ mention
      The lot.

    • @Brian-dq2jc
      @Brian-dq2jc 4 года назад +16

      James Todd "No, not the faintest..."

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 4 года назад +3

      You must hate Britain then.

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir 2 года назад +16

    It was at this point that I knew he'd be PM some day...
    I'm still waiting for Clarkson to win, but I know it will happen.

  • @sidharthrao9005
    @sidharthrao9005 3 года назад +2

    I always love coming back to this video to read the “Who’s here after” comments.

  • @mstp8606
    @mstp8606 4 года назад +1865

    Who's here after reading a hundred comments saying "who's here after boris is in intensive care"

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 3 года назад +495

    6:29 Boris on his way to the pub when people are there after 10pm

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +51

      6:36 - me driving home at 959pm

    • @t4mfx661
      @t4mfx661 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @Timg1231
    @Timg1231 2 года назад +13

    Jeremy in the early 2000s “no one has driven a tractor fast”. 2021 Jeremy “i love my Lamborghini tractor… speed and power”.

  • @meatychunkz8875
    @meatychunkz8875 Год назад +10

    he is spectacular to watch, you can see why he's catnip for people who know nothing about politics or him

  • @s1gmanat10n7
    @s1gmanat10n7 3 года назад +3091

    its like seeing the anime villain in the background of the first episode

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +12

      Which anime do that? I've never seen that before.

    • @AIexxo
      @AIexxo 3 года назад +49

      @@HOTD108_ I think JoJos Bizarre Adventure has done that.

    • @j-maoh2086
      @j-maoh2086 3 года назад +15

      And aot

    • @N00B283
      @N00B283 3 года назад +10

      @@HOTD108_ bleach?

    • @charlieglover4566
      @charlieglover4566 3 года назад +8

      Gaunter o dimm

  • @BUSQU3TS
    @BUSQU3TS 3 года назад +1305

    "I know nothing about cars. Actually, I do know about cars"
    "I don't talk on the mobile phone while cycling. I do talk on the mobile phone"
    - Some things never change

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 3 года назад +82

      His inner politician is showing.

    • @UsmanKhan-cl6mm
      @UsmanKhan-cl6mm 3 года назад +3

      Loool

    • @patrycjag9826
      @patrycjag9826 3 года назад +39

      “Do go outside. Don’t go outside” 😌

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 3 года назад +17

      He's just a blithering idiot.

    • @Manu-Official
      @Manu-Official 2 года назад

      Problem solved, the dog ate the phone apparently.

  • @liamdraper447
    @liamdraper447 2 года назад +52

    Boris- “Have you ever drove a tractor that fast”
    Jeremy- “no” *buys one from Lamborghini

  • @espacfc2365
    @espacfc2365 2 года назад +68

    What a nice man, he should be Prime Minister one day.

    • @zogworth
      @zogworth 2 года назад +6

      *one gigantic pile of skulls later*

    • @Archangelsvoid
      @Archangelsvoid 2 года назад +2

      @@zogworth Buying skulls on Ebay again, zogworth?

    • @zogworth
      @zogworth 2 года назад +1

      @@Archangelsvoid no I steal them from a certain SW1H post code. Much easier when you don't have to acid bath them yourself.

  • @HMCarReviews
    @HMCarReviews 4 года назад +2135

    First Prime Minister to be on Top Gear.

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 года назад +48

      Unless one of the earlier guests become PM in the future

    • @oliverhawkins5581
      @oliverhawkins5581 4 года назад +73

      Fj Fj He would still be the first lol

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 года назад +29

      @@oliverhawkins5581 No he wouldn't, if Jonathan Ross becomes Prime Minister he would be the first

    • @oliverhawkins5581
      @oliverhawkins5581 4 года назад +41

      Fj Fj No because Boris has already become PM. Ross would be the second PM that was on top gear...

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 года назад +24

      @@oliverhawkins5581 No because Ross appeared on Top Gear before Boris

  • @Tisala
    @Tisala 4 года назад +3303

    How convenient just when he’s going for prime minister... RUclips strikes again.

    • @drystkrab269
      @drystkrab269 4 года назад +20

      It's 9 years old, the video.

    • @user-fh7zp3zv9z
      @user-fh7zp3zv9z 4 года назад +39

      Tisala I hope he does become prime minister

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 4 года назад +24

      @@drystkrab269 That's not the point.................... YT could be accused of political bias and influencing the choice of PM.

    • @bees6242
      @bees6242 4 года назад +47

      the womble even though youtube repeatedly gives into left wing news sites

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 4 года назад +3

      @@bees6242 I never said that was fair did I? All you've succeeded in doing is showing a tad of your own bias and an assumption that I'm a Lefty. Well done!

  • @andrewdunn5568
    @andrewdunn5568 3 года назад +28

    Who's here after Boris Johnson initiated 3rd Impact and merged all of humanity into a single being?

  • @gb5085
    @gb5085 Год назад +6

    Just stumbled upon this. The algorithm gods certainly have a sense of humor.

  • @sirarnoldgrylls6553
    @sirarnoldgrylls6553 3 года назад +2886

    Who's here after Boris won the fortnite World Cup?

    • @hellheight8243
      @hellheight8243 3 года назад +43

      Fortnite is dead

    • @b_scuit
      @b_scuit 3 года назад +5

      @@hellheight8243 nope

    • @DatVehicleGuy
      @DatVehicleGuy 3 года назад +49

      @@b_scuit Yep

    • @Garousimp
      @Garousimp 3 года назад +12

      @@hellheight8243 it should be

    • @eh6173
      @eh6173 3 года назад +2

      Shut up

  • @user-be9oo1zp9s
    @user-be9oo1zp9s 4 года назад +1718

    No one:
    RUclips: lets put it on people recommended 10 years later when boris gets corona and is in hospital 😂🤣

  • @nikitamazepin7250
    @nikitamazepin7250 3 года назад +8

    Dang I remember when this episode first aired,feels like i was watching it last night

  • @carlgustav2982
    @carlgustav2982 3 года назад +6

    I knew he'd be PM ever since I saw him level that boxhead in the charity football match all those years ago.

  • @ScorpioSwing
    @ScorpioSwing 4 года назад +334

    It took them 9 years and one man to become Prime Minister to change "Boris Jonson" to "Boris Johnson" in the title.

    • @tobyplayzzz9654
      @tobyplayzzz9654 4 года назад +6

      randomm User1237589 posted 9 years ago though

    • @liamb8644
      @liamb8644 4 месяца назад

      No this was 16 years before he became PM, this aired in 2003

  • @paulstuart487
    @paulstuart487 3 года назад +8

    Why does this guy make smile and shake my head every time I see him...through good PR and timing the guy made it to the top job

    • @public.public
      @public.public 3 года назад +2

      Because that is what the experts do when they read your IQ score?

    • @paulstuart487
      @paulstuart487 3 года назад +5

      @@public.public I merely find the guy amusing. I don’t know you and you certainly don’t know me so you cannot question one’s intelligence...how rude

  • @LiamBavingtonHodge
    @LiamBavingtonHodge Год назад +29

    Back when he used to answer the questions he was asked

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat Год назад

      he was asked why he drives cycle with one hand, he replied its discriminatory for people with one hand

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Год назад

      What politician tells the truth (not Lizzie trust)

  • @harryhodder3296
    @harryhodder3296 4 года назад +819

    Britain’s new pm right here. Who would’ve believed it

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +6

      I didn't

    • @someoneridesmountainbikes2355
      @someoneridesmountainbikes2355 4 года назад +16

      Less surprised when you saw trump shooting your fired and expecting that guy to be the potus

    • @michaelstewart3049
      @michaelstewart3049 4 года назад +34

      He was london mayor and super popular.

    • @SoulTouchMusic93
      @SoulTouchMusic93 4 года назад +4

      He sure gives trump a run for his money in terms of hair!

    • @ThunderChunky101
      @ThunderChunky101 4 года назад +5

      Me. Won me a fair bit of money. Got incredible odds a year and a half ago.

  • @dc8890
    @dc8890 4 года назад +351

    2:17 - "I'm like Aeschylus, feasting from scraps at the rich banquet of Homer". Of course Boris would drop a classics reference in there.

  • @thomassherwood5061
    @thomassherwood5061 Год назад +12

    It's almost like this was some kind of sign that we shouldn't have elected someone to be PM who we couldn't figure out was sane or not.

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Год назад

      Well bexit happened because of him that was very good and covid was very difficult so you can’t have a go at him

    • @thomassherwood5061
      @thomassherwood5061 Год назад +1

      @@detachedduck6022 I can absolutely have a go at him because he began to remove the human rights act, let people like Patel and Williamson stay in cabinet for as long as they did despite their issues and I never liked brexit because it was economically and politically a bad idea

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Год назад

      @@thomassherwood5061 that’s just incorrect brexit was an amazing money saver for the government and I do get what you mean when you say that they shouldn’t have stayed in cabinet

    • @thomassherwood5061
      @thomassherwood5061 Год назад +1

      @@detachedduck6022 we get so much stuff from Europe to the point that we shouldn't have left because it would be too expensive. In return for membership fees we got access to the largest single market in the world. Once we left, we then had to deal with the complex beauracracy that hampered our exports, hence the long truck queus at ports plus the giant loss in the workforce as we kicked European workers out of the country.
      As for the Cabinet, there were many people who should have been fired. Patel should've been fired for breaking the Ministerial Code and for condemning the RNLI whilst Williamson was only fired a year after he scrued over exams twice in a row during the pandemic.

  • @rangers2721
    @rangers2721 2 года назад +6

    2010 Boris: Bring back Angus not hanging
    2021 Boris - Bring back hanging not Angus

  • @LaidbackLost
    @LaidbackLost 3 года назад +1919

    Who’s here after Boris annexed half the Tau Empire’s territory and accidentally ordered exterminatus on Mars

    • @stephenrabha2446
      @stephenrabha2446 3 года назад +30

      are you saying that boris is the god emperor?

    • @ericvonwheezler4257
      @ericvonwheezler4257 3 года назад +5

      @@stephenrabha2446 borsi yes haha

    • @Nat-kq2oe
      @Nat-kq2oe 3 года назад +4

      Sounds good to me.

    • @ooofyikes7253
      @ooofyikes7253 3 года назад +9

      Why stop at half? Hopefully follows through soon, no weaboo space communists allowed

    • @Nathan-ke3dn
      @Nathan-ke3dn 3 года назад +3

      The New British Empire. Now he is sending 50 divisions to conquer Jupiter

  • @bentaylor9736
    @bentaylor9736 3 года назад +472

    Who’s here after Boris declared war on an alien planet and beheaded its ruler before claiming it for the British empire

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like something straight out of a doctor who episode

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 3 года назад +1

      @@ssssSTopmotion It was probably written by Chibs, too

    • @lt6077
      @lt6077 3 года назад +1

      You have to be more specific or it's not funny

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo Год назад +1

    RUclips recommendations never changes does it

  • @fifthbusiness1678
    @fifthbusiness1678 2 года назад

    The first Top Gear video I couldn’t finish.

  • @EyeeyeCaptain
    @EyeeyeCaptain 4 года назад +454

    This literally came into my recommended on the day after he became PM

    • @ilovejesus1238
      @ilovejesus1238 4 года назад +6

      Well yeah mate it would do it's a video about the pm

    • @davidmarjason8850
      @davidmarjason8850 4 года назад +2

      And now he is in hospital dying of cronovirus. Hope he gets through this poor guy.

    • @EyeeyeCaptain
      @EyeeyeCaptain 4 года назад

      David Marjason he ain’t dying

    • @davidmarjason8850
      @davidmarjason8850 4 года назад

      @@EyeeyeCaptain I think you miss the point...

    • @EyeeyeCaptain
      @EyeeyeCaptain 4 года назад

      David Marjason no no I get the point. I’m just saying that it ain’t over for him, in fact he just got out of intensive care now

  • @Michael_Chater
    @Michael_Chater 3 года назад +314

    Who’s here after Boris annexed the 13 colonies of America after they squabbled too much

  • @williambroome9140
    @williambroome9140 2 года назад +5

    4:08 what do you mean, he went so high pitched lol

  • @saadjadoon2085
    @saadjadoon2085 3 года назад +3

    Who is watching it in april 2021 ... .....pm of uk ......

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 4 года назад +855

    A true British argument:
    "I'm the crappest"
    "I'm much crapper"
    "I you assure you you're not"
    "I was being crap long before you thought of the idea"

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 года назад

      I'm not even British
      True true, positively Turkish dear fellow

    • @jairaven8447
      @jairaven8447 4 года назад +7

      that literally made no sense

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 года назад +12

      @@jairaven8447 sense? Good lord have you heard what that stuff can do to you? Geoffrey's wife left him just for suggesting it.

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 года назад

      @@freespirit6717 I know but look at the thumbs

    • @jairaven8447
      @jairaven8447 4 года назад +3

      @@weareallbeingwatched4602 fam im british and no one ik ever talks like this

  • @steel1151970
    @steel1151970 4 года назад +1270

    I cant believe how Clarkson got old in 9 years

    • @dd-nz8ry
      @dd-nz8ry 4 года назад +310

      this is 14 years ago

    • @nelotharen8599
      @nelotharen8599 4 года назад +18

      see if you remember the clip of borris in 1998 as a mystery supermarket shopper (on youtube). he just looks the same.

    • @skullmanUK
      @skullmanUK 4 года назад +140

      Well, a diet of cigarettes and wine does eventually catch up with you

    • @claudiobedale1591
      @claudiobedale1591 4 года назад +8

      @@skullmanUK indeed. The trick is knowing when to stop

    • @TF-qd8ru
      @TF-qd8ru 4 года назад

      @@claudiobedale1591 34

  • @krismartin7215
    @krismartin7215 Год назад +1

    Watching this it made perfect sense for Boris to be priminister

  • @co1onial_fish962
    @co1onial_fish962 3 года назад +1252

    Borris: tells stories about being incompetent
    The UK a few years later: hmmmmmmmm mabye he should run the country

    • @andybarronjnr
      @andybarronjnr 3 года назад +71

      Better than the alternative. Also it's a comedy show and not a demonstration of ability

    • @co1onial_fish962
      @co1onial_fish962 3 года назад +42

      @@andybarronjnr ah good one living up to the name I see respek 👌

    •  3 года назад

      @@co1onial_fish962 pmsl

    •  3 года назад

      awesome , so true

    • @andybarronjnr
      @andybarronjnr 3 года назад +42

      @@co1onial_fish962 typical corbynite. All bark no bite. If you ain't gonna make a argument besides arbitrary insults on the basis of a username. I made for myself... Then why don't you go back to your self felatio

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 3 года назад +522

    Who's here after Boris nationalized the condom industry, bought Greenland and crashed a Konigsegg?

    • @jamie_dye
      @jamie_dye 2 года назад +13

      Never knew borris turned into richard hammond and crashed the cat

    • @lukaszwodzynski3628
      @lukaszwodzynski3628 2 года назад +5

      Why does that sound like a plausible scenario lol

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 2 года назад

      Me

  • @anees222
    @anees222 2 года назад +4

    I was waiting for the part when he was going to tell everyone to go to Peppa Pig world.

  • @SergeySedlovsky
    @SergeySedlovsky Год назад +6

    Thank you for the great help Boris. And both You, Boris and the original Top Gear are welcome in Ukraine at all times :)

  • @ianfrench1577
    @ianfrench1577 3 года назад +294

    Thumbs up if you are here trying to find the conversation between Clarkson and Johnson arguing about being sick in an F15?

    • @curtisbenson2002
      @curtisbenson2002 3 года назад +9

      I'm pretty sure that happened on Jeremy's show "Clarkson" and I think there's a best of Clarkson 1999 video on RUclips with that exact moment in it.

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 3 года назад +19

      @@curtisbenson2002 You are correct, it happened on "Clarkson" in fact here's the link to it
      ruclips.net/video/UV2vnZwV0pU/видео.html

    • @haribo_42
      @haribo_42 3 года назад +1

      No..?

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 года назад

      @@communismwithgiggles2515 ^ Thank you!
      Great username, btw

  • @jenko6196
    @jenko6196 3 года назад +478

    Boris: “Well if you’ve ever driven a tractor very fast-“
    Jezza: “No, nobody has”
    Guy Martin: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @noahabt3682
      @noahabt3682 3 года назад

      Yep

    • @isaacd4425
      @isaacd4425 3 года назад +3

      track-tor flashbacks

    • @joshp4582
      @joshp4582 3 года назад

      *Russian farmer would like to know your location*

    • @staggabob
      @staggabob 3 года назад

      Guy Martin would like a word...

    • @kuzo5910
      @kuzo5910 3 года назад

      Leclerc has.

  • @nqh4393
    @nqh4393 3 года назад +8

    Who's here after Boris revealed he's actually the Boris from the Life of Boris RUclips channel?

  • @samzy9358
    @samzy9358 3 дня назад +1

    1:12 most truthful thing Boris Johnson has ever said

  • @chirag_
    @chirag_ 3 года назад +274

    "Who here drives in bus lanes"
    In India its called an extra lane. Even the buses don't use it

    • @nikhilpatil7218
      @nikhilpatil7218 3 года назад +14

      Its for bikes, rikshaws and car drivers who think they own the planet.

    • @vedantshrivastava8121
      @vedantshrivastava8121 3 года назад +5

      @@nikhilpatil7218 fortuner and endeavour drivers in a nutshell.

    • @gmren14
      @gmren14 3 года назад +2

      Same here in Peru (South America)...

    • @bickdig
      @bickdig 2 года назад +3

      Nobody cares about India

    • @chirag_
      @chirag_ 2 года назад +20

      @@bickdig Thank you for your words of wisdom Lord Hasbulla 🙏🙏

  • @swpenguin
    @swpenguin 3 года назад +944

    Seems decent in this clip. Shame he became a genocidal African Warlord.

    • @chrismith251
      @chrismith251 3 года назад +29

      Shame that he became a globalist puppet.

    • @femalesupremacistoverlord6800
      @femalesupremacistoverlord6800 3 года назад +3

      If he's from Africa why is he white?

    • @laflootsquid2507
      @laflootsquid2507 3 года назад +10

      @@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 as far as i know, boris isnt african - but u dont have to match the major ethnic groups to be a citizen of a certain country

    • @yuzar9584
      @yuzar9584 3 года назад +11

      @@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 have u ever heard of north Africa ?

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 года назад +5

      @@yuzar9584 South*

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 2 года назад +15

    On a different note, fascinating how Jeremy Clarkson went from 3:25 to riding bicycles regularly and appreciating it.

  • @jackvv757
    @jackvv757 Год назад +10

    When this was recorded his wife was still In primary school

    • @1ybr
      @1ybr Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @ligeruser4
    @ligeruser4 11 лет назад +248

    Cant wait for him to be PM of Britain!

  • @snarf9455
    @snarf9455 4 года назад +252

    "Most politicians are pretty incompetent, but seem to have a thinly constructed veneer od competent. What I like about you is that you seem to have it the other way around"
    Spot on.

    • @bollockjohnson6156
      @bollockjohnson6156 4 года назад +14

      @Supp D salty remainer spotted lol

    • @KanyeT1306
      @KanyeT1306 4 года назад +2

      I think that statement kind of fits with Trump too, although with him, maybe it is not a thin veneer, but a really thick one lol.

    • @familyman831
      @familyman831 4 года назад +8

      @Supp D Wow you really are salty.
      He wrote once and you have wrote 10 million replies.
      Calm down and embrace leaving.
      If it bothers you, leave Britain! As you said your not British.
      If your not British and dont live here, why be so salty over it.
      Now I'm happy that we are leaving so there is no point me having this debate with you because we got our way.
      Byeeeeeee

    • @CA-iz2qh
      @CA-iz2qh 4 года назад +1

      Supp D my guy relax

    • @pulstatingpulses1671
      @pulstatingpulses1671 4 года назад +2

      Supp D calm down jesus

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 2 года назад

    Top Gear ⚙ host, is just smashing ...legendary host 🥂🍾

  • @findingthetruth25
    @findingthetruth25 2 года назад +5

    The only time Borris has driven faster is during lockdown when some has said they are having a party... "Ok, Ill be there soon"

  • @jeff4362
    @jeff4362 4 года назад +91

    This is from 2003 (Series 2). He would appear again in 2008 (Series 12).

  • @benwilliamson7787
    @benwilliamson7787 4 года назад +1387

    2010: nope
    2011: not yet
    2012: not even close
    2013: maybe next year
    2014: not quite
    2015: nope
    2016: nahhhh
    2017: I don't think si
    2018: this vids irrelevant by this point
    2019: NOW

    • @JS-qg1ie
      @JS-qg1ie 4 года назад +64

      Ben Williamson Kind of relevant, he’s about to probably be PM

    • @Kezpool
      @Kezpool 4 года назад +7

      James Stimpson Are you stupid?

    • @J4CK4L7
      @J4CK4L7 4 года назад +38

      @@Kezpool He's the most likely person to become PM, with the most publically declared in-house votes. What's stupid about pointing that out?

    • @benwilliamson7787
      @benwilliamson7787 4 года назад +4

      @@J4CK4L7 it's stupid because he wasnt almost about to be PM in 2018, and he was irrelevant in 2018 which is when I wrote irrelevant for

    • @benwilliamson7787
      @benwilliamson7787 4 года назад +1

      @Caolan McGlinchey see my previous reply 🤣🙄

  • @bigsmoke7759
    @bigsmoke7759 2 месяца назад +4

    Who's here after Boris breached the walls of Constantinople and conquered it for the Ottoman Empire?

  • @thenaughtytwinkle7070
    @thenaughtytwinkle7070 Год назад +1

    How have I only just found this

  • @mattkinsella9856
    @mattkinsella9856 3 года назад +30

    I met Boris around this time and he genuinely seemed quite humerous and easy going. His well constructed buffoon veneer was quite clearly an elaborate but obvious joke that he shared with anyone who met him which he mixed with a great deal of intelligence to make you feel you were part of an inside joke. Then he became the mayor of London and so began the rapid and dark decline.

  • @zipz8423
    @zipz8423 3 года назад +42

    10 years later still waffles the classics to impress people.

  • @paduvathil
    @paduvathil 2 года назад +2

    This is one of my favourite channels!! lots of informative videos !! Thanks for sharing such videos !!
    Best wishes to you and your family !!
    Keep uploading !! Stay safe !!
    Thank you so much
    Lots of Love ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @marcoprins4880
    @marcoprins4880 2 года назад

    My two favourite comedians

  • @peterwalker6475
    @peterwalker6475 3 года назад +91

    Who here after Boris elected himself king of the crab people?

  • @karolosuchowski5854
    @karolosuchowski5854 3 года назад +30

    There’s nothing more English than being 39 (in this clip) and dressing, speaking, grimacing, moving, and driving as if you’re 89.

  • @ExploringUndercover
    @ExploringUndercover 2 года назад

    6:07
    "Streamly bad" 😂😂😂 Clarkson is such a legend

  • @fretboardmaster70
    @fretboardmaster70 2 года назад +1

    Boris Johnson looks like a Matt Lucas character in that Helmet. Sir Bernard Chumley 😂😂😂😂

  • @441991k
    @441991k 4 года назад +37

    6:31- "who hooted at me? someone hooted at me."

  • @tommortonz
    @tommortonz 4 года назад +790

    Who’s here after Boris has/had Coronavirus?

    • @Early2000sPs2games
      @Early2000sPs2games 4 года назад +5

      Me

    • @DiligentX
      @DiligentX 4 года назад +14

      Sheriff of Nottingham I’m pretty sure RUclips’s algorithm goes after the most popular news topics but that’s good for honest opinions

    • @dufferg3923
      @dufferg3923 4 года назад +2

      yup

    • @siralexferguson1721
      @siralexferguson1721 4 года назад +6

      Sheriff of Nottingham who is here after Bojo died of COVID 19

    • @Tom-cf3jx
      @Tom-cf3jx 4 года назад +13

      Sir Alex Ferguson shut up