The 20 WORST Lines of Dialogue in Video Games

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @mojoplays
    @mojoplays  13 дней назад +6

    Which of these lines make you cringe uncontrolably?
    Click here for our playlist on the WORST games: ruclips.net/p/PLCXa2CCtHXq3IOfo-xNYedVIYTyBaZYMc

    • @PhilNightmareBrutality
      @PhilNightmareBrutality 12 дней назад

      The character guy kazama ( sounds like barney from the simpsons and wernstrom from futurama had a baby)

  • @GanRPG
    @GanRPG 12 дней назад +31

    To completely ignore the full context of FFX's laughing scene is doing it a disservice. Plus, if you were to listen to the Japanese dub, the laughter was just as forced because that was the intent. Tidus and Yuna force themselves to laugh in the face of their dilemmas.

  • @thesilverblack708
    @thesilverblack708 12 дней назад +15

    Death Stranding's "Like Mario and Princess Beach" line. That was so cringe.

  • @joshblackwell8632
    @joshblackwell8632 12 дней назад +68

    The Tidus laugh complaints never made sense to me. That laugh is supposed to be terrible.

    • @8BitBruche
      @8BitBruche 12 дней назад +11

      THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was gonna post.

    • @Will_kid_cortez
      @Will_kid_cortez 12 дней назад +7

      When the joke went over peoples head lol

    • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
      @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 12 дней назад +4

      Stop defending it

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 12 дней назад +7

      And the delivery of that laughter is INCREDIBLE

    • @Dove0faction
      @Dove0faction 12 дней назад +4

      And they succeeded that’s why we call it out how cringy it is get over it

  • @nellurban7826
    @nellurban7826 12 дней назад +19

    "JASON!"

  • @sketchybehavi0r
    @sketchybehavi0r 12 дней назад +8

    Playing the DMC "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light!" TWICE was evil. It's so cringe that it physically pains me to hear it.

  • @Dungeondan15878
    @Dungeondan15878 12 дней назад +13

    Havent watched the video yet but... "FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIGHT" has gotta be here somewhere

  • @MTTT19
    @MTTT19 12 дней назад +14

    The Tidus laugh never bothered me. It is SUPPOSED to be awkward and cheesy.

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 12 дней назад +23

    Not putting Zero’s outburst from Mega Man X4 on here is sacrilege.

    • @BaxterAndLunala
      @BaxterAndLunala 12 дней назад +1

      You know what else is sacrilege? Not putting on either "There is no one else is left to fight" or "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself" from X6.

    • @chrislevack405
      @chrislevack405 12 дней назад +10

      WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?!!!?!!!!

  • @FedJimSmith
    @FedJimSmith 12 дней назад +8

    That DMC Dante dialogue (or rather monologue) never fails to put a smile to my face

    • @bryanhenne3702
      @bryanhenne3702 12 дней назад +5

      I should of been da one to fill ur light soul with daaark!!!

  • @CH-uk1il
    @CH-uk1il 12 дней назад +7

    Alone in the Dark (2008) Either
    "I don't have your stone, and f*ck you anyway!"
    Or
    "I'm the lightbringer! I'M THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!"

  • @TitaniusAquarius202
    @TitaniusAquarius202 12 дней назад +9

    “What am I fighting forrrrrrrrrr?!!”

  • @SpanishFly120
    @SpanishFly120 12 дней назад +5

    To think, we're almost in 2025, and people STILL completely misunderstand and miss the point of the laughing scene in Final Fantasy X...and fail to appreciate the genius of the Jill Sandwich, and Master of Unlocking.

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 12 дней назад +5

    How did you not include the infamous dining table line from Dragon Age Veilguard? That one gives all of this list a run for its money!

    • @10640404
      @10640404 7 дней назад

      What about the one with Isabella?

  • @AnotherCamilo
    @AnotherCamilo 12 дней назад +6

    Really? Not a single mention of MK Shaolin Monks, where Liu Kang, after seeing a shaolin get his head impaled with a blade, comes close and asks him "ARE YOU OK?"

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 12 дней назад

      Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4 did the exact same thing. He saw a dying woman lying in a pool of her own blood and so he asked her if she's alright.

  • @dziertp
    @dziertp 11 дней назад +3

    I think both, Jill is the whole sandwich, not just the fill or the bread LOL

  • @chrislevack405
    @chrislevack405 12 дней назад +11

    Devil May Cry 1's "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIiiiiIIIIIGHT!!!!!!" has to be on this list or i quit video games.
    Edit: thank god i still get to play video games.

  • @pasqualembisceglia1989
    @pasqualembisceglia1989 12 дней назад +7

    I love the Tidus laugh.

  • @Piizzachuu
    @Piizzachuu 12 дней назад +3

    5:59 I can’t stand when people add FFX to lists like these. The laugh was intentionally awkward and forced. A legit laugh that sounds good happens right after the joke.

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 12 дней назад +3

    Shadow: (throws something at Tidus) Will you shut up?!

  • @HenshinHeroesMedia
    @HenshinHeroesMedia 12 дней назад +4

    Im glad dmc had better voice acting later on.

  • @stephenjacewicz4594
    @stephenjacewicz4594 12 дней назад +6

    But I love the knee line.... 😂😂

  • @NadeemShekh-uy9zn
    @NadeemShekh-uy9zn 12 дней назад +13

    My face is tired from modern day bioware

  • @brentmo
    @brentmo 12 дней назад +5

    The "Princess Beach" line from Death Stranding is worse than anything in this list.

  • @johnnyanderson4754
    @johnnyanderson4754 10 дней назад

    - Please look forward to it. (Valkyria Revolution)
    - This story is happy end. (Ghost n Goblins)
    - Find the Computer Room! (Shadow the Hedgehog)
    - Do you get to the cloud district very often? (Skyrim)

  • @zakirstocks9514
    @zakirstocks9514 12 дней назад +2

    Tidus Laugh made me laugh SO much from my Childhood Years! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Dreadnought_XIII
    @Dreadnought_XIII 12 дней назад +2

    anyone who puts the ffx line on a list like that clearly hasn't played the game

  • @Kratos45
    @Kratos45 12 дней назад +3

    Tidus kills me 😂

  • @BertleMcGertle
    @BertleMcGertle 12 дней назад +1

    The dialogue in RE1 Classic was ridiculous when I was 12, but now it's part of the charm.

  • @dimbulb84
    @dimbulb84 12 дней назад +1

    "Don't let Bowser bruise you."
    -Peach, 1996

  • @knowall7
    @knowall7 12 дней назад

    The KingdomHearts one isn't so bad....until you hear it 50x right before a tough boss fight, with unskippable cut scenes

  • @DarkOverlord96
    @DarkOverlord96 8 дней назад

    Out of all the Kingdom Hearts lines you could've chosen for this list... you chose THAT one?
    It's not even BAD.

  • @chaseperkins6949
    @chaseperkins6949 12 дней назад +5

    Insert dragon age veilguard here

    • @fkzx77AkaJonasTornqvist
      @fkzx77AkaJonasTornqvist 12 дней назад

      Oh yeah! You could set a scoreboard on how many times the names of the elven gods are in the game?!? 🤔🤪🤣 By the way if you heard it the names of the elven gods are,,,😂

  • @Apollo1989V
    @Apollo1989V 12 дней назад

    Mipha’s flashback scene in BotW is super awkward and the worst scene in BotW, yet it is supposed to be touching. I don’t know if it was badly written, badly translated into English, or if there was a problem with voice direction because the scene should have been the best champion flashback scene when instead it was the worst scene in the game.

  • @stoptheviolins13
    @stoptheviolins13 День назад

    “This cave is not a natural formation.”

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 12 дней назад +1

    I don't care if Tidus' laugh was intentionally forced, it's still painful to listen to.

  • @DarkOverlord96
    @DarkOverlord96 8 дней назад

    It's 2025 and people *STILL* don't know the "Tides Laugh" scene is supposed to be awkward on purpose?
    Even Tidus' VA, James Arnold Taylor, is sick of it.

  • @mrrationality2213
    @mrrationality2213 12 дней назад +1

    Dr wahwee from megaman 8 deserves to be on this list 😂

  • @matrixguardian4539
    @matrixguardian4539 12 дней назад

    1:58 He sounds like Barney Gumble! LMAO!

  • @ziggyhudson7964
    @ziggyhudson7964 2 дня назад

    Ryo's "Mad Angels" lines should have been there instead of the Sailors

  • @johnsesia9050
    @johnsesia9050 12 дней назад +1

    Much as I defend the game, I totally expected this line from Mega Man X7 to make the cut:
    "Well, I know you didn't come here just to talk. Shall we get things started?"

    • @jordoncrump91
      @jordoncrump91 9 дней назад

      What's wrong with that line??

    • @johnsesia9050
      @johnsesia9050 9 дней назад

      @@jordoncrump91 Mostly the late Barry Gjerde's delivery.

  • @jacobdrolet4262
    @jacobdrolet4262 12 дней назад

    Amazing video mojo play

  • @lukegregoryCOHBL
    @lukegregoryCOHBL 11 дней назад

    Deep Fear on Sega Saturn - brilliant resi clone, but my god every single bit of dialogue and voice acting is up there with Resi 1's "Don't open that....door" 😂

  • @chisaten
    @chisaten 12 дней назад +1

    "You spoony bard!"

  • @newgameaaaa
    @newgameaaaa 12 дней назад

    At 5:21 Far cry 3, "His name is Buck," was also from Kill Bill.

  • @penumbrazewolf
    @penumbrazewolf 11 дней назад

    2:57 ima tell my future kids that god awful mr. beast voiced him

  • @maguirre16
    @maguirre16 12 дней назад +1

    I want to see more credit to AVGN for popularizing the Ghostbusters bad line

  • @shadowrio923
    @shadowrio923 12 дней назад

    Master of unlocking was my first thought with this countdown

  • @Jamal-bl7yh
    @Jamal-bl7yh 12 дней назад +2

    Whatever Jeff Jarrett Says TNA Impact (2008) He may be more loved today but a couple decades prior he was a laughing stock

  • @spectrumbots4268
    @spectrumbots4268 10 дней назад

    I found the Tidus laugh more forced than cringe.

  • @REElondoner
    @REElondoner 12 дней назад

    tell me you haven't played FFX without saying you haven't played FFX. that laugh was supposed to be forced. also it's the other way around, it was tidus that comforts yuna.
    but if you are so keen on having FFX on the list, you could have included that line from the kid wanting to become a blitzball when he grows up.

  • @thelonewolf191
    @thelonewolf191 12 дней назад +1

    2:04
    How????

  • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
    @zachtwilightwindwaker596 12 дней назад

    -Sorry, my face is tired from being stuck in the uncanny valley. Who talks like this? I might say my cheeks are tired but not face.
    -Zero Wing is from 1989? It looks like SNES game. I'm pretty sure they barely know what they are doing. They barely know English.
    -YOU FLAMING IDIOTS! That voice does not fit him.
    -Where's that damn FOURTH Chaos Emerald!? Shouldn't there be a question mark at the end of that sentence?
    -Pigeon milk better not be what I think it is.
    -That laugh in FFX is cringe worthy.
    -I fear them, NOT!
    -Rest our heroes sounds like arrest our heroes.
    -I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LAAAIIIIGHHT!

  • @Volvagia1927
    @Volvagia1927 8 дней назад

    Oh, come on, there's way worse/funnier in Pokemon: "This milk is so mellow, yet rich, it'll make you wish your mother were a Miltank" or the Drifloon Pokedox entry from Pokemon Sun "Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children."

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 12 дней назад

    Both male and female pigeons produce milk from a gland in their throat called a crop in order to feed their young. That is what Pigeon milk is.
    Also, the laughing scene in FFX was meant to be cringy, that was the whole point.

  • @gamarleton
    @gamarleton 12 дней назад

    5:16 my guy, that is not how birds work

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 12 дней назад

    House of the Dead 2 - Right before the final battle you'll hear Goldman's voice sound like he swallowed a whistle.

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE 12 дней назад

    Damn, that "My name is Buck.." made me choke on my coffee. 😅

  • @mccuish
    @mccuish 12 дней назад

    Dynasty Warriors wasn't a series that was high on my radar, but it is now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @qwaH
    @qwaH 11 дней назад

    before the vid starts I just know 'the master of lockpiking' from RE must be on there somewhere as will 'the truck have started to move' from Metal Gear

  • @robynwolph3836
    @robynwolph3836 12 дней назад

    Boo on you Mojoplays. The worst line in Shadow the Hedgehog is the most iconic so you fail

  • @Omar-ok7gd
    @Omar-ok7gd 12 дней назад +1

    Jill Sandwich 🥪 ❤

  • @eddiejoewalt7746
    @eddiejoewalt7746 12 дней назад

    LAST ALERT have the most WTF dialogue in Video Games
    1:56 Barney: HEY (BURP) THE STEALTH BOMBER IS IN THE BACK OF THIS FACTORY (BURP)

  • @manofgod0813
    @manofgod0813 12 дней назад

    The "You Flaming Idiots," line had me crying; that sounds like a five year old throwing a temper tantrum!!!

  • @nsanbeck
    @nsanbeck 12 дней назад

    I disagree with replacing Peter with Nolan for ghost. Peter was better.

  • @Sneaky_racoon_sly
    @Sneaky_racoon_sly 12 дней назад

    I love Metal gear solid but the game has so many memorable dialogues
    Why we still here? Just to suffer?
    He played us like a damn fiddle!
    Nice shoes
    Did you like my sunglasses?
    Nanomachines son!
    What was that noise?

  • @mylsyl
    @mylsyl 9 дней назад

    Suicide squad ktjl: (Waller) I'm your daddy now

  • @zacharyhefner2208
    @zacharyhefner2208 12 дней назад +1

    MGS5
    WHO DID THIS?!?...WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @jonissesmarchadesch7025
    @jonissesmarchadesch7025 12 дней назад

    Where are Forspoken's cringy and terrible dialogues?

  • @zacharyhefner2208
    @zacharyhefner2208 12 дней назад

    Also you include in HOTD2 and not the line "Do you want to suffer like G did?"

  • @kacararyday6914
    @kacararyday6914 12 дней назад

    No "turd in a punch bowl" 🥺

  • @yatanogarasu
    @yatanogarasu 12 дней назад

    Mistranslated lines are the worst.

  • @epicgamerindia
    @epicgamerindia 12 дней назад

    Making one liner vdo without leon is crime

  • @manofgod0813
    @manofgod0813 12 дней назад +1

    I like the list, but too much of it feels like nitpicking. Video games are NOT like they are now, where they are seen more as mediums of art and expression, dialogue wasn't always high on the list when making them. It's funny, but almost all these games are still excellent.

  • @frankieseward8667
    @frankieseward8667 11 дней назад

    Dragon age veilguard has far worse dialogue than Andromeda

  • @WashedOutBanshee69
    @WashedOutBanshee69 12 дней назад +3

    I always thought an arrow to the knee was a euphemism for getting married.

    • @will4127
      @will4127 12 дней назад

      Maybe it should be!

  • @sorahearts3317
    @sorahearts3317 11 дней назад

    You saying that Kingdom Hearts dialogue makes your skin crawl is how I feel about your voice and unfunny jokes.

  • @kenterminateddq5311
    @kenterminateddq5311 12 дней назад

    Mojoplays, where's "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!" from Symphony of the Night?

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 12 дней назад

      Come on man it was great

  • @quinaquen298
    @quinaquen298 12 дней назад

    Sorry my face is tired is something I would actually say. Personally don't get the hate on that line. When I have similar feelings/reactions I say things like Sorry my brain hurts or Sorry I've got pop rocks in my brain. People often come up with their own sayings or adjust ones that exist to fit their personality.

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 12 дней назад

      I kinda understand what you mean, but when she said that line and the camera zoomed into her dead, robotic face it was really ridiculous. Especially when you consider how much the game was criticized for its poor facial animations when it came out.

  • @sidewinder2057
    @sidewinder2057 12 дней назад

    Just started watching and absolutely sure than Jill sandwich is #1

  • @Jianichie
    @Jianichie 12 дней назад

    Do a best list so everyone knows that one dude's name from Sekiro. Hm. I wonder what it was...

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny 12 дней назад +1

    Dragon Age Veilguard could fill this entire list and more.

  • @andrewhaase1826
    @andrewhaase1826 12 дней назад

    The bad and awkward voice acting aren't doing most of the entries any favors.

    • @adogg281
      @adogg281 12 дней назад

      They just brought in inexperienced VAs from America or anywhere from another country. I mean, early VAs from the 1990s to 2000s had to say a lot of cringe quotes and phrases. That's just sickening!

  • @TheDoDoGuy
    @TheDoDoGuy 12 дней назад +1

    It's dynasty not dinisty

  • @adogg281
    @adogg281 12 дней назад

    Well hahaha to you too, tidus! Why is it that Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) has to make the script more weird and nonsensical? They could have at least written the script more seriously and specifically. I mean, come on people! You have bad voice acting. And now bad dialogue? The arrow to the knee? More like the arrow to the ass!

  • @Gojoff_05
    @Gojoff_05 12 дней назад

    Like target 50 🎯🎯🎯

  • @jordoncrump91
    @jordoncrump91 9 дней назад

    It's pronounced dynasty (d-eye-nusty), not dinnesty
    and Titus (t-eye-tus), not tittus

  • @thaqiftalip2771
    @thaqiftalip2771 12 дней назад

    Someone's take food comments very seriously here?

  • @sheemalmighty
    @sheemalmighty 12 дней назад +1

    The majority of these were Japanese games, just saying lml

  • @redcronojm
    @redcronojm 12 дней назад +1

    Missed opportunity to Add DragonAge Veilguard in Here.

    • @will4127
      @will4127 12 дней назад +2

      They should pull a Barve for that.

  • @TheDoDoGuy
    @TheDoDoGuy 12 дней назад +1

    No dmc dod not fail with that and the line was perfect watch mojo your just dumb

  • @JB-wv8pb
    @JB-wv8pb 12 дней назад

    All the more modern Final Fantasy games could make up this entire list

  • @kubek
    @kubek 12 дней назад

    I didn't see and still don't see anything wrong with most of these lines.
    For ghostbusters I was a kid so I didn't notice writing was wrong :D
    I seem to disagree with most lists narrated by "the loot box guy"

  • @thegamevault1970
    @thegamevault1970 12 дней назад

    first!