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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson brings Jay Jurden, Todd Barry, and Bassem Youssef into the group chat! They discuss things you can only learn from women, prisoners who love watching our show, and three guys named Bob Ferguson running for governor.
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  • @jhonatanpalencia5040
    @jhonatanpalencia5040 21 день назад +153

    "We don't need a fourth" DEAD

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 20 дней назад +1

      😂🤣😂🐰😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @bradcarter-rt7sm
    @bradcarter-rt7sm 20 дней назад +71

    "Who gave you permission to perceive me?!" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard

  • @Terrafire123
    @Terrafire123 21 день назад +174

    3:15
    "Younger comedians are watching this show in order to try to take your place."
    Taylor: "COME FOR ME. TAKE MY JOB. I NEED A NAP."
    Oh my god, Taylor. That was goddamn hilarious. The amount of longing in your voice when you said you needed a break was unbelievable.

    • @Swagthousand
      @Swagthousand 20 дней назад +3

      I'm curious if it was a Chris Hardwick dig. I've been to the Hearst mansion and it was the worst place in the world.

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ 20 дней назад +46

    “Who gave you permission to perceive me?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLiveactiongamer
    @TheLiveactiongamer 20 дней назад +66

    Can we all give props to who ever manages this channel. Thank you so much for putting each episode in a playlist!

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 20 дней назад +2

      YASSSSS MOTHA/FATTHA YASSSSS ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @allocater2
      @allocater2 6 дней назад

      playlists are a forgotten art form

  • @dominicrusso4057
    @dominicrusso4057 21 день назад +194

    *insert Bassem thirst comment here*

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc 21 день назад +5

      I cracked up so many times w a “ooohhh dammm” face!

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc 21 день назад +3

      I also think ur discussing Turd Ferguson!!??

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 21 день назад

      His last name is Youssef? I used to work at Youssef's deli! Best gyro in Chicago!

    • @wallberlin
      @wallberlin 21 день назад

      ​@@Amy-kr4tcTurd Ferguson . . . It's a funny name.

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll 21 день назад +29

      I was coming to say how gorgeous Middle Eastern Robin Williams is his green eyes are killing me

  • @martensjd
    @martensjd 21 день назад +47

    Bassem: there are several towns in the US named Gaylord, so small town America seems to accept the fact that Jesus is gay.

  • @ashumz88
    @ashumz88 21 день назад +62

    This has fast become my favorite show.

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois 20 дней назад +2

      Me too! I only found it like a week ago by complete accident but I love it!

    • @angelaglaros
      @angelaglaros 20 дней назад +3

      I always enjoyed the previous version but this is SO much better.

  • @TheLinneann
    @TheLinneann 20 дней назад +16

    I remember when Bassem was Egyptian Jon Stewart!! Wild to see him here.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 20 дней назад +19

    "I'm volatile, unpredictable and I'm a chronic pain in the butt"
    Love this xddd

  • @tompepper4789
    @tompepper4789 20 дней назад +29

    I have noted the name Bassem, and think we will be seeing more of him in the future. He has talent.

    • @ppleeatpple
      @ppleeatpple 15 дней назад +6

      He isn't that well known in America but he is actually very famous and popular. He was the Jon Stewart of Egypt until he had to flee

  • @farnaddarnell3926
    @farnaddarnell3926 21 день назад +39

    Bassem?! Now that is cool!

  • @Boogaboom5
    @Boogaboom5 21 день назад +39

    Love this panel… Bassem! 🥰🤣

  • @Rey.89
    @Rey.89 21 день назад +31

    Shout out to Bassam for the middle east joke 😅😅 So so true for anyone who has lived in middle East 😢

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 21 день назад +18

    I love Bassem. What a get! 😮

  • @dhussconsulting
    @dhussconsulting 20 дней назад +17

    Unexpected demographic: Chris Hardwick

    • @jessicalawson1417
      @jessicalawson1417 19 дней назад

      ‘This message is sponsored by the Hearst family’

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r 21 день назад +16

    I think it’s great when someone from the Middle East shows the whole world, and especially his own countrymen, how to laugh, and how to “chill out” and laugh with others. I think it was Mark Twain who said that laughter is mankind’s greatest weapon.

    • @robesdebah4811
      @robesdebah4811 15 дней назад

      Do you know what his opening salvo is in English. I've been combing thru the comments and you seemed like a reasonable person to ask. Dude oozes charisma.

  • @colinmays8811
    @colinmays8811 20 дней назад +17

    "I am the vine, you are the branches. But sometimes the branches need to be pruned for the vine to flourish." - Jesus breaking up with that guy

  • @udit9957
    @udit9957 18 дней назад +2

    This is probably one of the best episodes.. the guests are hilarious.. and there is never a dull moment

  • @mikesell123
    @mikesell123 21 день назад +7

    7:46 actual feeling of happiness that lasts until (hopefully forever) 7:56 where it blossomed to "yeah, i am badass"

  • @glowingfatedie
    @glowingfatedie 16 дней назад +2

    M. Night Shyamalan: "Never let them know your next move?" He only has one move!

  • @siminaghit8793
    @siminaghit8793 18 дней назад +2

    Bassem has no business being so handsome !

  • @roadrider_2771
    @roadrider_2771 20 дней назад +7

    Bassem is my favorite! I had to watch the entire episode on the Paramount app. 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

  • @Paax2
    @Paax2 21 день назад +26

    Bassem is the funniest by quite a margin on this panel.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 20 дней назад

      this time, certainly, but Jay was doing a great job as well.

    • @Jajajajaja...1
      @Jajajajaja...1 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@ThatOpalGuyI find Jay to be notoriously unfunny

  • @1gamz
    @1gamz 21 день назад +10

    Taylor's blazers❤

  • @davidquintanilla3267
    @davidquintanilla3267 20 дней назад +3

    As soon as I saw Bassem I was so excited !!!! I loved him on the daily show !!!

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga 20 дней назад +3

    Didn't the guy have any friends before 18 to learn empathy from?

  • @user-zi7no6rn2u
    @user-zi7no6rn2u 5 дней назад

    Only a minute and a half in with the intros and I'm loving these guests.

  • @materialgrl2000
    @materialgrl2000 19 дней назад +1

    Thank you for teaching me slugging lol 🤣

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 20 дней назад +4

    That Bob Ferguson but was a plot line in season 5 of Fargo

  • @NY-rg3gy
    @NY-rg3gy 4 дня назад

    Glad to see Bassem! He is a true hero for his work in Egypt for democracy

  • @samuelernestdotcom
    @samuelernestdotcom 21 день назад +6

    the trinity joke!!!! lmaooooo

  • @LexTan
    @LexTan 16 дней назад +1

    This episode made me a Bassem Youssef fan.

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 20 дней назад

    1:54 What?? lol
    2:57 When I heard that, I thought he was going to be @dam in disguise. lmfao

  • @DominicKnight
    @DominicKnight 21 день назад +23

    Bassem is more famous than you outside America, Barry.

    • @martensjd
      @martensjd 21 день назад +1

      I think in the US too.

    • @_DerdniK_
      @_DerdniK_ 20 дней назад +7

      Ok but… he… was… joking. See, on this show people make jokes, it’s actually all that this show is the entire way through. In addition to Todd Barry not actually thinking he’s the most famous person on that stage, Bassem also didn’t actually think he was on Al Jazeera…that too, wait for it…was just a joke.

    • @martensjd
      @martensjd 20 дней назад

      @@_DerdniK_ Oh thank god; I thought no one would be kidding around.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 9 дней назад

      Doesn't count though

  • @hanifnahian
    @hanifnahian 21 день назад +4

    Finally, after doing four Netflix specials, Taylor has made it…!!!

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc 21 день назад +1

      No shade… but you know she actually made it the second she stepped on “stage” at church!

  • @magdalenadrysdale4582
    @magdalenadrysdale4582 21 день назад +10

    I'm sorry I'm not an old lady Taylor but I always like your outfits you look fantastic

    • @valap_
      @valap_ 21 день назад +1

      I AM an old lady and she always looks cute as a button.

  • @threepiecefishandchips
    @threepiecefishandchips 21 день назад +17

    one of the best Group Chat segments in recent memory and I'm not just saying that because I commented on that Reddit post

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase 21 день назад

    My God, these guys are hilarious!

  • @DaeDaeDotNet
    @DaeDaeDotNet 20 дней назад

    9:56 my mom 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @_kontingency
    @_kontingency 20 дней назад +1

    "Fkn come for me, I need a nap!"

  • @Blissfulbizz
    @Blissfulbizz 20 дней назад +1

    Bassem is KILLING !!!

  • @louisjones2653
    @louisjones2653 3 дня назад

    Bassem Youssef on Late Night? SIGN ME UP

  • @Jeffertoya
    @Jeffertoya 20 дней назад +6

    It's not just that I'm high, right? Bassem is a damn sexy man, right? Just me? Ok but it's gotta make more sense than the Jack Black thing, right? RIGHT?!

    • @Updog89
      @Updog89 9 дней назад +1

      The Jack Black thing makes perfect sense and you know it 🥵

    • @jaimicottrill2831
      @jaimicottrill2831 7 дней назад

      Yesss to both of them!

  • @bdwon
    @bdwon 20 дней назад +1

    Taylor IS the best! She should replace the Jeopardy guy, the Wheel of Fortune guy and maybe even Drew Carey

  • @scarlettuwu9582
    @scarlettuwu9582 17 дней назад +1

    I have to wonder,
    If the show title was changed to “After Colbert”
    would it get more views?

  • @R.T_W
    @R.T_W 16 дней назад

    Bassem , so haappy to see him here

  • @NS-cs3wp
    @NS-cs3wp 15 дней назад +1

    Bassem is the quip goat.

  • @---l---
    @---l--- 21 день назад

    fantastic

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 20 дней назад +3

    Not gonna lie, I low-key want that top hat

    • @danbbrandon
      @danbbrandon 20 дней назад +2

      I thought about buying one once, but they can be wicked expensive.

    • @WallebyDamned
      @WallebyDamned 16 дней назад

      Right? It's a worthwhile prize

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 18 дней назад

    I've gotten to know Bassem via TikTok pleaching sense to Pierce Morgan's melty face and I'm so happy to see him in action!!!

  • @kenshinjenna
    @kenshinjenna 20 дней назад

    First time I saw the prize and thought - hell yeah! I'd actually audition for the show... if they took auditions....and if regular hats actually fit my head.

  • @JoellePretty
    @JoellePretty 20 дней назад

    Bassem!!!

  • @christiannoellecharles1205
    @christiannoellecharles1205 21 день назад

    6:35 & 7:37 Perfection

  • @savethezombies
    @savethezombies 20 дней назад

    Junkyard Wars are another good type of war. Hey! Can yall bring back Junkyard Wars too?

  • @ruddytuesday
    @ruddytuesday 20 дней назад

    Bessem is on FIRE

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 19 дней назад

    This guy must be so happy.

  • @samvimes117
    @samvimes117 20 дней назад

    My suggestion would be my other favourite new year's eve film(after when harry met sally)the apartment.

  • @ketsuekidahlia
    @ketsuekidahlia 14 дней назад

    Hell yeah Bassem ftw!

  • @user-zi7no6rn2u
    @user-zi7no6rn2u 5 дней назад

    Holy shit was this a funny clip. Funniest panel yet.

  • @Jay-em9hb
    @Jay-em9hb 16 дней назад

    I was in jail when @midnight was on. They used to repeat all the episodes on Sundays I
    During my free time so I always got caught up.

  • @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581
    @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581 15 дней назад

    I mean, every one is fire, but Bassem is FIRE fire.

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy 20 дней назад +3

    good luck getting christ to pay his half of the rent.

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq 17 дней назад +1

    GOOD LUCK YA BAAAASEEEEEEEEM!

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 21 день назад +5

    Jay's homophobia joke was amusing. Though I would swear that Todd Barry came out of the closet several years ago. Am I misremembering this? I can't find it online. Does anyone remember this happening?
    Also, in the D.C. area, slugging is basically hitchhiking to your government job from the suburbs to avoid paying outrageous tolls for not having enough people in your car.

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 21 день назад +2

      Todd Glass came out years ago. Perhaps you are conflating your Todd [5-letter-last-name] comedians?

    • @JeffSchall
      @JeffSchall 21 день назад +1

      @@rgs8970 Ahhhh. You might be right. Apologies to Todd Barry for calling him gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. #UnexpectedSeinfeld

  • @PaulSDoize
    @PaulSDoize 9 дней назад

    #TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I liked #TaylorTomlinson's facial expression to Toddy Barry's answer at 7:47! And #TaylorTomlinson looks great in purple.

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ 20 дней назад

    Anyone else think of Fargo season 5 when they talked about the story of the 3 Bob Fergusons running for office? Bob Ferguson = Roy Tillman

  • @samvimes117
    @samvimes117 20 дней назад +1

    Over the last 6 months, basam has stolen my heart.H but that's not a surprise as it is a former heart surgeon

  • @mariebrown4966
    @mariebrown4966 19 дней назад

    Bassem!

  • @TheToothlessPhilosopher
    @TheToothlessPhilosopher 13 дней назад

    You got Bassem? Wow.

  • @passion_proh-jects
    @passion_proh-jects 21 день назад +5

    'it's A Bob Eat Bob World'... ...I've seen that one. It's not as good as it sounds.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 20 дней назад

    Bassem is great.
    And an amazing, intelligent man when it comes to discussing the injustice in Palestine.

  • @JediMobius
    @JediMobius 19 дней назад

    Why's this dude trying to give me Marvel crossover nightmares as a way to introduce himself?

  • @jeffsites7351
    @jeffsites7351 19 дней назад

    Depends on how early my morning has to be... If not I watch on demand

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 18 дней назад

    re: complimets --I really love the color of Taylor' Pants-suit.

  • @fernlovebond
    @fernlovebond 20 дней назад

    Also an ex-con, but watching outside.

  • @dianalorani1910
    @dianalorani1910 20 дней назад

    No no no Taylor, that's not JUST a top hat......that top hat has a FEATHER

  • @ru2def
    @ru2def 20 дней назад +2

    3:33 "come for me, I'd love a break"
    I mean we've all been there on a date...

  • @dps8629
    @dps8629 20 дней назад

    Still needs some work but that fake laugh is getting better Taylor!

  • @chrisvainio
    @chrisvainio 20 дней назад

    Dope looking top hat. That’s probably worth $50.

  • @seed_drill7135
    @seed_drill7135 20 дней назад

    I'm not Bob Ferguson any more, I'm Turd. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

  • @jacquesduranceau8762
    @jacquesduranceau8762 21 день назад

    Ok, it got better...

  • @digthemedium
    @digthemedium 2 дня назад

    Hey CBS: we might not all be waching live...or even in a reasonable time frame after the vids go to youtube...but we do watch consistently, so you're still getting your ad revenue.

  • @RedMusicMagic
    @RedMusicMagic 20 дней назад

    SLLUG- when I was in college, it meant Sarah Lawrence Lesbian Until Graduation. Vaseline optional 😝

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 20 дней назад

    In fact there are 47 Bob Fergusons and they're all secret assassins

  • @cutenekko
    @cutenekko 20 дней назад

    Bassem is hilarious. If you need a break Taylor, get Bassem to guest host.

  • @claiminglight
    @claiminglight 20 дней назад

    Dang did Bassem just stand up for Chris?

  • @karendinkel9040
    @karendinkel9040 20 дней назад

    Compliments from old people and toddlers are for real, yo

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST 20 дней назад

    When no one is attracted to you, there’s always Jesus.
    Wait, isn’t the Bob Ferguson thing like the last season of Fargo? 😅

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 20 дней назад

    An X-men fan? Yass

  • @spddiesel
    @spddiesel 21 день назад +1

    I would watch live, but...
    1) I'm usually asleep by 10:30, and
    2) I may tune in too early and accidently watch Colbert.

  • @Jajajajaja...1
    @Jajajajaja...1 20 дней назад

    Todd Barry and Tom Papa are the same person. Prove me wrong.

  • @M_C79
    @M_C79 20 дней назад

    Poor Taylor, condemned by her own excellence.

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 9 дней назад

    I assume they're forced to watch it as punishment 😭

  • @J_C_Richard96
    @J_C_Richard96 20 дней назад

    I know ole Johnny boy be torn ,
    Its
    The Daily Shows past
    Vs
    The Problems past

  • @AmetafJohora
    @AmetafJohora 19 дней назад +1

    BASSEM YOUSSEF???

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga 20 дней назад

    I have no idea who Todd Barry is?

  • @andrew66862
    @andrew66862 12 дней назад

    Sorry Todd, but Bassem is more famous now.

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 20 дней назад +1

    When gen x hits 80 you can't make those old people jokes anymore. We have never acted our age. Answer me this, how can I have 2 kids, 17 and 21, and still be 12 years old (I said poop, heh heh heh)

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip 20 дней назад

    Bassem? Shouldn't we first get to know em?