ANCIENT ENGLISH !? - How old english sounded like!

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @JabarAsterimos
    @JabarAsterimos 3 месяца назад +44418

    In every pubs and bars you can hear this language after 11 PM

    • @angelicbean7635
      @angelicbean7635 3 месяца назад +487

      This shit was fanny ass 🔥 wish it was up higher so more would have noticed it and it would've got the likes it deserves

    • @baybaymarino5498
      @baybaymarino5498 3 месяца назад +209

      Right o 😂😂😂

    • @lorrainegilmer4555
      @lorrainegilmer4555 3 месяца назад +407

      I'm a bartender and I agree 😂😂

    • @JoanneArc-or9sr
      @JoanneArc-or9sr 3 месяца назад +67

      😂

    • @Alex-f6v4b
      @Alex-f6v4b 3 месяца назад +60

      😂😂😂

  • @lockshockandbarrel4758
    @lockshockandbarrel4758 3 месяца назад +25519

    Old English is just the doctor's handwriting being spoken.

  • @thewatcher62
    @thewatcher62 3 месяца назад +16745

    It's weirdly sounds liked every pilot announcement in every flight I've been on

    • @theshamanarchist5441
      @theshamanarchist5441 3 месяца назад +157

      Sounds like the British Rail announcer over the Tannoy at Newcastle Central.

    • @virginiasanchis1717
      @virginiasanchis1717 3 месяца назад +49

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HollyNYC
      @HollyNYC 3 месяца назад +28

      Yessss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @sy3248
      @sy3248 3 месяца назад +14

      Wow great observation!

    • @georgiaperes3818
      @georgiaperes3818 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The_jam_man1906
    @The_jam_man1906 Месяц назад +1113

    Respect to the guy who travelled back in time to learn how to speak old English

    • @PrinceShadowmoon
      @PrinceShadowmoon 22 дня назад +33

      You can actually learn how to speak it, like Latin it's a dead language, you can learn it, but no one actively speaks it.

    • @serpentpigeon9108
      @serpentpigeon9108 20 дней назад +4

      Romanic.

    • @junecunningham9262
      @junecunningham9262 20 дней назад +1

      We're going back to something like it!!!

    • @SamuuBlitz
      @SamuuBlitz 19 дней назад

      Hello Sans from the hit game Undertale

    • @rechtech5474
      @rechtech5474 14 дней назад

      ​@@serpentpigeon9108what do u mean romanic

  • @MoreMMBOOM
    @MoreMMBOOM 2 месяца назад +8345

    Ancient English ❌
    Irish guy at 3 am at a bar ✅

    • @Pupper626
      @Pupper626 2 месяца назад +245

      As a German speaker it just sounds like a German with a weird ass accent and also speaking gibberish

    • @MoreMMBOOM
      @MoreMMBOOM 2 месяца назад +80

      @@Pupper626English is derived from German I think

    • @Pupper626
      @Pupper626 2 месяца назад +66

      @@MoreMMBOOM It is, they're both Germanic languages, along with Dutch and (I think?) Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian. English is really similar to Dutch and German

    • @MoreMMBOOM
      @MoreMMBOOM 2 месяца назад +18

      @@Pupper626 Yeah. All Germanic languages have really similar words, not directly intelligible, but you could make out a lot of words.

    • @HQA0
      @HQA0 2 месяца назад +21

      @@Pupper626 makes sense. As a Brit one time RUclips was on in the background which I wasn't paying attention to and a German video started with auto play and it took like 1-2 minutes till i realised it wasn't English

  • @linnymeow
    @linnymeow 3 месяца назад +14615

    It’s amazing how in just a few centuries we went from talking backwards to forwards.

    • @idonotwantahandle2
      @idonotwantahandle2 3 месяца назад +451

      Old languages are actually more advanced. Fact.

    • @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es
      @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es 3 месяца назад +272

      The first piece sounds like the Irish language believe it or not. I only understood the last piece with the cider under the table. Wish he hadn’t taken those deep breaths . Amazing .

    • @fernandabrim
      @fernandabrim 3 месяца назад +25

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hotlinc7571
      @hotlinc7571 3 месяца назад

      @@idonotwantahandle2 you a little baby boy who poops his diaper. fact.

    • @ashcraft257
      @ashcraft257 3 месяца назад +177

      @@idonotwantahandle2Hmm, English is pretty advanced. Not only do we have a lot more in terms alphabet but the fact that it is derived from other languages making it a mix language. So it is easier to understand if you have a language similar to English. Yes older languages are advanced, but don’t try to think English isn’t advanced.

  • @1inchpunisher715
    @1inchpunisher715 3 месяца назад +12290

    Respect to all mumble rappers, this whole time they were honoring the old english speakers and we didn’t even know it 🙏

  • @Inaradventures
    @Inaradventures Месяц назад +192

    You can hear the drastic change due to the influence of Norman French post battle of Hastings.

    • @mdeborah827
      @mdeborah827 23 дня назад +16

      The effects of wars and migration are indeed evident.

  • @GermanVader999
    @GermanVader999 3 месяца назад +4610

    Respect to the guy that went back in time to get these recordings…the hero we didn’t deserve 🙏🏾

    • @renecorrea1008
      @renecorrea1008 3 месяца назад +54

      😂😂😂

    • @Frenchy26
      @Frenchy26 3 месяца назад +30

      😂😂😂😂

    • @VBanks99
      @VBanks99 3 месяца назад +51

      He brought back his Time Machine from the future and took it to the past… duh…🫤

    • @glensmith9108
      @glensmith9108 3 месяца назад

      Finally appreciated it's not bad all the time my time traveler job pays bi-weekly with benefits. Went to kemet, and they call it Egypt now. It's all black people. The people back in America were all black but later called Indians. Wireless internet back then the pyramids powerplants and Atlantis these places are far more advanced then now. The giants and green people didn't hide underground, then the flood hit. I saw Caucasians after that in the mountains, light skinned black people all over mexican Arabic people dark and lightskin, and they became Asians islands, people, and Chinese.The future all I see is Asians???

    • @siddiqakolia6747
      @siddiqakolia6747 3 месяца назад +66

      He didn't bring back anything. They dug up an old tape recorder with all the recordings! 🤣 🤣

  • @可
    @可 4 месяца назад +12730

    Middle English sounds like Shakespeare trying to freestyle at a poetry slam.

    • @JasonWongPartyStreet
      @JasonWongPartyStreet 4 месяца назад +42

      Yo no comments???

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 3 месяца назад +135

      He did that a lot. Many's the time Shakespeare won the Stratford-on-Tynne Slam Poetry Competition.
      He won it three years straight at one stage, and then he won it another four times after that, but never again in consecutive years.

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@JasonWongPartyStreet
      How's that?

    • @JasonWongPartyStreet
      @JasonWongPartyStreet 3 месяца назад +1

      @@frenzalrhomb6919 Now there they are

    • @perfectnuries
      @perfectnuries 3 месяца назад +5

      Jit r everywhere 😭

  • @TyrellWhitney-h3x
    @TyrellWhitney-h3x 4 месяца назад +35302

    This is basically how English sounds to non-English speakers.

  • @kb10393
    @kb10393 Месяц назад +117

    That ended cracked me up. Wasn’t expecting that.

  • @Mr.Spade1
    @Mr.Spade1 5 месяцев назад +17015

    Middle English sounds like a bloke with a very strong Irish accent

    • @trust_in_jesus
      @trust_in_jesus 3 месяца назад +349

      Have you ever heard an Irish accent, if anything it sounds like it's from Cornwall

    • @Gshshe-ux1kv
      @Gshshe-ux1kv 3 месяца назад +90

      Early modern english too

    • @Gshshe-ux1kv
      @Gshshe-ux1kv 3 месяца назад +113

      @@trust_in_jesus im literally pure irish

    • @nahbro180
      @nahbro180 3 месяца назад +18

      Your using aussie english

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 3 месяца назад +92

      @@nahbro180 You’re* not at liberty to speak on anyone’s use of English if you don’t use it correctly yourself

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy6576 3 месяца назад +3551

    It's wild to hear words slowly become recognizable as the eras jump forward

    • @mononoaware5912
      @mononoaware5912 3 месяца назад +41

      Agreed

    • @StetzMusic
      @StetzMusic 3 месяца назад +52

      Same. Edimology has always been intriguing to me.

    • @mononoaware5912
      @mononoaware5912 3 месяца назад +20

      @@StetzMusic
      Its even more beautiful the early language very indeed.

    • @smythharris2635
      @smythharris2635 3 месяца назад +12

      They were always recognisable to those who spoke them at the time.

    • @jaredkennedy6576
      @jaredkennedy6576 3 месяца назад +48

      @@smythharris2635 That is how common languages work, yes.

  • @CrypticHowl
    @CrypticHowl 3 месяца назад +7070

    As a Brit, I am sat here thinking how on earth did we go from this to "innit mate" 😂😂

    • @lordhoweproductions3733
      @lordhoweproductions3733 3 месяца назад +408

      Big man tings bruv, man dem moving bare mad still 🤣 road man copped a rotty and a shiv from man geeza for them pagans when man catch him in the ends

    • @Justanormaldude-ej6jc
      @Justanormaldude-ej6jc 3 месяца назад +182

      ​@@lordhoweproductions3733late modern English is lit bruv 🔥🔥🔥

    • @robertmodalo2365
      @robertmodalo2365 3 месяца назад +91

      ​@@lordhoweproductions3733 ​​wagwan my g.. east end blud? Man's inviting for a shank dance 😅

    • @AlbertKundrat
      @AlbertKundrat 3 месяца назад +23

      What do You mean by "innit mate:?

    • @jasonwebb41
      @jasonwebb41 3 месяца назад +104

      The same way that every English person suddenly decided that you can go from "I am sitting here" to "I am sat here"

  • @ChrisAyres-do4fz
    @ChrisAyres-do4fz Месяц назад +12

    Literally 😂 before 1066 the English were totally different people

    • @maxhall2086
      @maxhall2086 4 дня назад +1

      The people didn't change. The Normans took the positions of power but there was no large scale immigration. Even William himself returned to Normandy and died/buried there. This is why almost all the most commonly spoken words are Germanic, much of the French influence was via government and the church.

  • @Elgato624-d8v
    @Elgato624-d8v 3 месяца назад +6609

    “Wagon wegan wun”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @ArshdeepSingh-hb9vs
    @ArshdeepSingh-hb9vs 3 месяца назад +4415

    Respect to the man who travelled in time to record old English

  • @garydonnelly5030
    @garydonnelly5030 3 месяца назад +1559

    Dude coughing in a car for Modern English 👏👏👏

    • @daengzool6023
      @daengzool6023 3 месяца назад +38

      Wow, the last one (cough) sounds like my language. I am from Asia Pacific.

    • @Theodek77
      @Theodek77 3 месяца назад +15

      No, is not coughing but is invented a new language like esperanto. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes
      @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes 3 месяца назад

      Lmao

    • @BlueSpaceLizard
      @BlueSpaceLizard 3 месяца назад +17

      E needza bot-ill o woh-ah

    • @elleyj1754
      @elleyj1754 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@BlueSpaceLizard i hear you

  • @dnnndnnnnnnwajnjw
    @dnnndnnnnnnwajnjw 2 месяца назад +1495

    Shoutout to the guy who travelled every decade to record their voices

  • @ScreenProductions
    @ScreenProductions Месяц назад +900

    Old English is just the record being played backwards

    • @cyano741
      @cyano741 Месяц назад +72

      As a native Dutch person, I can actually understand a lot of it. We are sister languages after all. Ours merely did not modernize as much as yours did. Vogeln = vogel in dutch= Bird in modern english. Haerd= haard in dutch and means fireplace or your modern forgotten word hearth. which is also heart ( the heart ( hearth) of the house to keep warm). It is a beautiful language, with mostly forgotten beautiful words.

    • @ScreenProductions
      @ScreenProductions Месяц назад +18

      @@cyano741 I learned something. Thank you.

    • @thijskraaijvanger234
      @thijskraaijvanger234 Месяц назад +5

      @@cyano741 Ben zelf ook nederlands maar ik begrijp er echt geen ene kut van

    • @dominiquewindom5820
      @dominiquewindom5820 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @cyano741
      @cyano741 Месяц назад +2

      @@thijskraaijvanger234 wellicht een goede reden om je woordenschat uit te breiden!

  • @ohmohm7834
    @ohmohm7834 6 месяцев назад +10751

    when he said "wigan wegan wugan wok" I really felt that

    • @dominicgarcia523
      @dominicgarcia523 6 месяцев назад +122

      😂😂😂

    • @FederalBureauoflnvestigationUS
      @FederalBureauoflnvestigationUS 6 месяцев назад +146

      *Wagan Wigan wond

    • @jaydenlee9431
      @jaydenlee9431 6 месяцев назад +97

      I thought he said Wagwan like a Jamaican😂

    • @renegarza9750
      @renegarza9750 6 месяцев назад +33

      “Wigan wegan wugon wok”as well

    • @byronmann4525
      @byronmann4525 6 месяцев назад +54

      Fun fact on that: alliterations were the form of poetry to old English than the end-line rhyming that the French made more popular.

  • @jasoncraig-mackie2223
    @jasoncraig-mackie2223 Месяц назад +8

    Strangely, that first one reminds me of the sound I get out of my radio when playing any song backwards.

  • @petrawenzek3084
    @petrawenzek3084 6 месяцев назад +27310

    Drunk North German farmer:

    • @wimdb86
      @wimdb86 6 месяцев назад +221

      Dutch. Not German.

    • @The_last_prime
      @The_last_prime 6 месяцев назад +359

      ​@@wimdb86 im dutch, that doesnt sound shit like dutch.

    • @wimdb86
      @wimdb86 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@The_last_prime GoeT geEngelstd

    • @DieGamerKatze
      @DieGamerKatze 6 месяцев назад +111

      Dutch is just German but if you put 2 marbles in each of your cheeks XD

    • @fuxihutterer8088
      @fuxihutterer8088 6 месяцев назад

      Durch are basicly Germans with Dialect​@@wimdb86

  • @UrsulaPainter
    @UrsulaPainter 3 месяца назад +701

    "Faeder ure, thu art on heofunum" is Middle English for "Our Father Who art in heaven". Thanks for the interesting video!

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 3 месяца назад +3

      What's funny is that's all I hear now 😂
      Spot on man.

    • @faramund9865
      @faramund9865 3 месяца назад +4

      Walfæder?

    • @herrbonk3635
      @herrbonk3635 3 месяца назад +34

      And in Sweden, we still say _Fader vår, som är i himmelen._ Pretty close to Middle English, at least in our perspective. _Himmelen_ is actually a loan from High German though. Before that, we just said _sky,_ also in this type of context. (One of the words that were imported to England by the Danes in the 800s.)

    • @supalew
      @supalew 3 месяца назад +3

      @@UrsulaPainter Hefalump?

    • @usaturnuranus
      @usaturnuranus 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@supalewI wilt heftwo. Danke.

  • @leslielandberg5620
    @leslielandberg5620 3 месяца назад +1421

    I was uniquely fortunate when I was just a young girl to have a marvelous teacher of Old English and Middle English poetry named George Killian who originally had been a seminarian who decided to go into teaching. He taught us to recite from memory in the correct pronunciation of Middle English the entire preamble which I still remember to this day and it is a beautiful language. I then had the great Good Fortune many years later of having a tenant live in my home who was also an expert in this language and time period!

    • @palamidis
      @palamidis 3 месяца назад +22

      Hello from Greece.
      Mrs Leslie i want to ask you,if i can trust that video, as a historical note.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 3 месяца назад +9

      And now you're old and wrinkly

    • @goofyahhmonkee
      @goofyahhmonkee 3 месяца назад +5

      DAWG what?

    • @muhammadgonia.2946
      @muhammadgonia.2946 3 месяца назад

      Sounded like Russian

    • @Nateeséxito
      @Nateeséxito 3 месяца назад +7

      I'd like to hear you recite it

  • @ramoth777
    @ramoth777 Месяц назад +10

    Fascinating! Post more like this, please!!

  • @Aeiou-de6ft
    @Aeiou-de6ft 3 месяца назад +2596

    This is actually all modern English. They're just all different levels of drunk.

    • @Western_Pesto
      @Western_Pesto 3 месяца назад +69

      Harsh, yet hilariously accurate

    • @tellmethetruth7950
      @tellmethetruth7950 3 месяца назад +31

      😂

    • @robby7025
      @robby7025 3 месяца назад +73

      My theory is that the english are returning to their original language because of alcohol.

    • @cindyoniel9915
      @cindyoniel9915 3 месяца назад +10

      😂🤣

    • @pacosteaa
      @pacosteaa 3 месяца назад +6

      @@robby7025 - Agree!

  • @Cummersyummers
    @Cummersyummers Месяц назад +460

    Every alcoholic after 10PM

  • @noddygirl
    @noddygirl 3 месяца назад +785

    Middle English is where is becomes understandable to modern ears.

    • @Joram647
      @Joram647 3 месяца назад +59

      That's about the time when the Norman (French) influences entered the picture after William the Conquer and his heirs took over. Before that, English was a purely germanic language (aka Anglo-Saxon)

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 3 месяца назад +42

      i didnt catch a word till Shakespearean english

    • @patmacken5130
      @patmacken5130 3 месяца назад +8

      @@newt2120 same and even then it was sometimes hard.

    • @skilz8098
      @skilz8098 3 месяца назад +12

      Yeah, one of the earliest well-known writings of this era is The Canterbury Tales from Geoffry Chaucer. Sure there's a few others, but this is the Middle English transition coming out of the Crusades era into the Reformation - Renaissance Era with the Shakespearean era of Early Modern English. Yet English in of itself is a hodgepodge of many various languages. It has influences from French, German, Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, some Norse, Latin, Greek and even Hebrew or some of the Semitic languages. American English is even more of a hodgepodge than British English. We also have some of our words being derived from many of the Native North American Tribes as well as other various spoken languages.
      With that I think it might stand for this as it seems to be very fitting:
      Every
      National
      Gibberish
      Language
      Is
      Selected
      Here.

    • @haraldisdead
      @haraldisdead 3 месяца назад +1

      **inserts fact from Wikipedia so everyone knows I can read.**

  • @eminemspubichair
    @eminemspubichair Месяц назад +3

    The last clip got me off guard😂

  • @usmanchughtai1751
    @usmanchughtai1751 4 месяца назад +2162

    PI European: Gibberish
    P Germanic: Gibberish with open consonants
    A Frisian: 🔥
    Old English: 🔥
    Middle English: Drunken Irishmen at 3 A.M
    Early Modern English: Shakespearean ish

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 3 месяца назад +71

      Modern English: 💩

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 3 месяца назад +42

      @@MisterEvvvSymphoenix dahfuk mah dawg? I swear to god one day that’ll be in the English dictionary and thank god I won’t be hear to see it 😅

    • @arslongavitabrevis5136
      @arslongavitabrevis5136 3 месяца назад +7

      LOL

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 3 месяца назад +41

      Who the hell shortens "Proto-Indo-European" to "PI European"? At least use PIE the actual shortened version.

    • @SPACETECHWR
      @SPACETECHWR 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MisterEvvvSymphoenix remember ya also talking in modern english

  • @JUNO_EDM
    @JUNO_EDM 2 месяца назад +911

    Early modern english literally sounds like a modern irish accent 😭😭😭😭

    • @teddy-ez5zt
      @teddy-ez5zt Месяц назад +12

      I did'nt understand any of those ancient English and I speak english 😅

    • @Toilet_boi123
      @Toilet_boi123 Месяц назад +17

      @@teddy-ez5zt Well yeah because the language is a mix of french and german with a hint of gibberish lol

    • @froniccruxis1049
      @froniccruxis1049 Месяц назад +7

      i would say it sounds very Appalachian

    • @phatkid099
      @phatkid099 Месяц назад +1

      That’s exactly what I thought😂

    • @1984isnotamanual
      @1984isnotamanual Месяц назад +1

      The Irish have always been a bit behind the English 😜

  • @shipjumper6068
    @shipjumper6068 3 месяца назад +1787

    Now I understand how English was derived from German after listening to this.

    • @Akilraham1469
      @Akilraham1469 3 месяца назад +78

      Old English does not sound like German language at all. In Germany, they also had old German that time.

    • @GTSN38
      @GTSN38 3 месяца назад +56

      This ain't old English. This is whatever the people who lived before the English came, talked

    • @st3019
      @st3019 3 месяца назад +123

      German language is NOT the mother of English language. German is a SISTER language of English language

    • @Cano644
      @Cano644 3 месяца назад

      English is Germanic language and people not from Germany but Germanic family​@@GTSN38

    • @reptar5124
      @reptar5124 3 месяца назад +26

      Germanic ppl and present day German language is far different 😂

  • @cubingcowW
    @cubingcowW 9 дней назад +1

    So kind of ancient people recording how they sounded like 😊

  • @Calupp
    @Calupp 3 месяца назад +267

    Amazing that these audio recording survived this long

    • @ericramsell5947
      @ericramsell5947 3 месяца назад +14

      You are hilarious!

    • @o-datsingh7296
      @o-datsingh7296 3 месяца назад +5

      Lmfao😂😂😂😂!!!

    • @YRuiz1220
      @YRuiz1220 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX 3 месяца назад +6

      Well, yes because by nature analog recordings usually erode over time. But they keep it all in very highly controlled environments with regard to temperature and humidity. Especially something this historical and of cultural significance.

    • @KMehertKSelam
      @KMehertKSelam 3 месяца назад +1

      😮😮🤣🤣🤣

  • @UNITED_STATES-F3B
    @UNITED_STATES-F3B 5 месяцев назад +890

    "in the middle of the table, against the woven cloth upon the wall,there was a chair under a canopy and there sat a lady fair to look upon and so like was shan form of the womanhood to the king that edmund guessed to share his own of his close kindred"🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
    Edit:this is the most amount of likes I've ever got:)

    • @aldencoley6841
      @aldencoley6841 3 месяца назад +36

      thank you!

    • @GoofyManMF
      @GoofyManMF 3 месяца назад +1

      @@aldencoley6841 !?

    • @FrakkinToasterLuvva
      @FrakkinToasterLuvva 3 месяца назад +126

      That last part makes no sense. That's because you misheard it.
      This is an excerpt from Lord of the Rings, someone else posted it below:
      ""In the middle of the table, against the woven cloths upon the wall, there was a chair under a canopy, and there sat a lady fair to look upon, and so like was she in form of womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close kindred.""

    • @Faleko_Fares
      @Faleko_Fares 3 месяца назад +6

      Shekespeare ain’t missing around 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @FrakkinToasterLuvva
      @FrakkinToasterLuvva 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Faleko_Fares ?

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 3 месяца назад +1198

    Modern English, you don’t need the “like” at the end. The sentence was complete with “sounded”.

    • @bethel1019
      @bethel1019 2 месяца назад +65

      Alternatively, 'What Old English sounded like'.

    • @Chief.95
      @Chief.95 2 месяца назад +70

      Either “How it sounded.” or “What it sounded like.”

    • @bethburkett752
      @bethburkett752 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Chief.95 Yes, exactly!!

    • @katsmith1031
      @katsmith1031 2 месяца назад +4

      … Or, a real-time example of how everyday usage can and does change over a relatively short amount of time in living languages (not that I am arguing with any of you about the grammar that was actually used; I agree with you with respect to what is commonly considered “proper” English). 😉

    • @Chief.95
      @Chief.95 2 месяца назад +3

      @@katsmith1031 yes, thank you for pointing out the other side. Languages evolve, and a large part of how that happens is through mistakes which become common. I’ve heard this “how it sounded like” mistake at least a few times, but the point of language is to communicate and if their meaning is fully understood then is it really a mistake? Or maybe it’s actually the language being put to new use?🤷‍♂️

  • @TheBombHead7298
    @TheBombHead7298 Месяц назад +3

    Ik this pain, I read Beowulf in old and modern English . . . It was torture

  • @jadobied1065
    @jadobied1065 6 месяцев назад +4363

    Props to the guy who went back in time to record this

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 6 месяцев назад +162

      Cameraman never dies and is the real time traveller

    • @martymaxtv
      @martymaxtv 6 месяцев назад +51

      Plot Twist: It's The Doctor recorded this

    • @PatientPerspective
      @PatientPerspective 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @Groovymotion
      @Groovymotion 6 месяцев назад +6

      Thank you. My wings are tired

    • @jnure9
      @jnure9 6 месяцев назад +9

      And how would that be possible? We dont have a time machine… some people are not the brightest

  • @adolfodominguez9496
    @adolfodominguez9496 Месяц назад +4

    The only English I could understand was modern English at the end. And a lot o laughter reading your commentaries, my friends.

  • @fw.ræfy
    @fw.ræfy 2 месяца назад +984

    Now in the 2100s the language will be "skibidi sigma siigma gyatt" 💀💀

  • @Xth3Z
    @Xth3Z 6 месяцев назад +8258

    Old English sounds as if they're speaking backwards. 😂

    • @liammeech3702
      @liammeech3702 6 месяцев назад +111

      Elizabethan sounds Irish

    • @LilMordan
      @LilMordan 6 месяцев назад +51

      They are

    • @LilMordan
      @LilMordan 6 месяцев назад

      It is literally spoken backwards dead ass

    • @josem588
      @josem588 6 месяцев назад +38

      Don’t you mean as if they were speaking Russian ?

    • @echelon2k8
      @echelon2k8 6 месяцев назад +29

      You mean the beginning Proto-Indo-European, right?

  • @EMPStudio13
    @EMPStudio13 Месяц назад +1

    Sounds like a typical flight announcement.

  • @aswini4222
    @aswini4222 2 месяца назад +156

    Middle English sounds like “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking…” 😂

  • @Braveheartman123
    @Braveheartman123 3 месяца назад +135

    It’s amazing how language just evolves - 300 years from now the way we speak today might be almost unrecognizable

    • @trogdorbu
      @trogdorbu 3 месяца назад +6

      Except that they'll have something we don't have from back then: sh*tty podcasts

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 3 месяца назад +8

      Robinson Crusoe was written over 300 years ago and it is still pretty easy to understand.

    • @rachelnise2473
      @rachelnise2473 2 месяца назад

      Only if teenagers kept their language into their 40's

    • @jeremyhubaker1199
      @jeremyhubaker1199 2 месяца назад +1

      NEGATIVE

    • @811brian
      @811brian 2 месяца назад +2

      The way most english speakers talk today is hard for me to understand. 😂

  • @al_maigne
    @al_maigne 3 месяца назад +306

    Fascinating how so many audio records have been preserved from ancient times!

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 месяца назад +9

      dude!

    • @al_maigne
      @al_maigne 3 месяца назад +6

      @@KenanTurkiye that’s a joke, lol.

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 месяца назад +8

      @@al_maigne I know and I liked it. ;)

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 месяца назад +7

      @@al_maigne Have a great day my friend. :)

    • @deadeyedarwin
      @deadeyedarwin 3 месяца назад +5

      Maybe you're joking, but some people here don't appear to be.

  • @tula1433
    @tula1433 Месяц назад +3

    This is why it’s insulting to call people “white” and imply it’s some negative culture-less group. English, Irish, Italian, polish, and so on all have beautiful rich diverse cultures and history!! ❤

  • @SethGavriel111
    @SethGavriel111 3 месяца назад +122

    Gosh, I just LOVE stuff like this! I’m a big student of history, and especially languages. So this is just the bees knees to me!

    • @KatieBelle777
      @KatieBelle777 3 месяца назад +5

      I so appreciate someone researching and attempting this, too. It’s a shame the grammar in the title wasn’t given the same amount of attention. 🙂

    • @jcbiek
      @jcbiek 3 месяца назад +6

      Haha bees knees. I said that the other day. We're bringing it back baby!

    • @virginiasanchis1717
      @virginiasanchis1717 3 месяца назад

      Same here👍🏻😃

    • @DK-jd8bj
      @DK-jd8bj 3 месяца назад +2

      You realize this is all made up gibberish. No one knows what they sounded like.

    • @gulliver3644
      @gulliver3644 3 месяца назад

      Get married. She’ll introduce you to a whole other language.

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 3 месяца назад +80

    Historians: “I wonder what old languages sounded like”
    Old languages: “ _Wind noises_ ”

    • @GLC-1979
      @GLC-1979 3 месяца назад

      swish wish vespecht, von klist si kist vesh...like wind through the leaves of a tree.

  • @kristena9285
    @kristena9285 3 месяца назад +297

    If anyone wonders why Early Modern English suddenly sounds Cornwall, it's because the only marker language scientists have is an isolated island in S.E. USA, with a recognisable English accent. The islands were "colonised" in the 1600s by people from Cornwall. Therefore all of England spoke like farmers in Shakespeares time.. hmm..

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 3 месяца назад +11

      What island is that?

    • @isoldam
      @isoldam 3 месяца назад +28

      There are old rhotic accents in some isolated parts of Eastern North America, but they are not "the only marker language scientists have".

    • @ambrosius
      @ambrosius 3 месяца назад +25

      Lmao no. That is not it whatsoever. It’s derived from period sources that speak of the subject like Shakespeare’s works themselves and rural English dialects still spoken today. Trad East Anglian accents and West Country accents sound very similar. How is that the case when they’re on opposite ends of the country? I’ll leave you to answer that.

    • @loolfactorie
      @loolfactorie 3 месяца назад +10

      Southern England was known to have a rhotic accent until the 1800s.

    • @williamwilliam5066
      @williamwilliam5066 3 месяца назад +2

      @@isoldam Aren't all American accents rhotic?

  • @raydeutschland8013
    @raydeutschland8013 17 дней назад +2

    If you know your history English was born from the German language. Seriously. Even the word “English” sounds German if you forget its meaning and just think about the way it sounds. Old English and Old German are so close their speakers could almost have an understandable conversation

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 месяца назад +199

    I like how you can slowly understand more and more of the passage as you go along.

    • @MartinJosefssonFI
      @MartinJosefssonFI 3 месяца назад +3

      I can't. You are probably a fast learner.

    • @SallySturman
      @SallySturman 3 месяца назад +4

      @@MartinJosefssonFI 'In the middle of the table, against the woven cloths upon the wall, there was a chair under a canopy, and there sat a lady fair to look upon, and so like was she in form of womanhood to the King that Edmund guessed that she was one of his close kindred.'

  • @Fafne
    @Fafne 6 месяцев назад +2274

    English sounds like a German got lost in a blender with a Roman and had a Celt for a neighbor that had constant beef about the borders.

    • @LucasDeSaeger
      @LucasDeSaeger 6 месяцев назад +168

      This is exactly wat the English language is 😂

    • @No.U
      @No.U 6 месяцев назад +102

      Kinda accurate tbh, just add some more random stuff from France and Denmark

    • @DarthAwesome117
      @DarthAwesome117 6 месяцев назад +65

      That’s just Old English. Throw in some Danish and entirely to much French and you have modern english.

    • @eniej
      @eniej 6 месяцев назад +19

      English actually doesn’t sound like any Celtic languages, it’s really interesting actually

    • @johnmackenzie4703
      @johnmackenzie4703 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@eniej There are certain features in English that are not present in any other Germanic languages that are hypothesised to come from contact with Celtic languages however. The main one being the fact that we start questions with “do” or “are” for some reason. Like “do you want to eat?” rather than just “you want to eat?” which would be more typical. Celtic languages do a similar thing, but neither Germanic nor Romance languages do this.

  • @ADESA-TV
    @ADESA-TV Месяц назад +96

    "there under a canopy they sat by a fire around a table ... there was a chair under the canopy and there sat a lady who was fair to look upon". People still talk like that in some parts of Ireland. It's not that hard to make out if one listens carefully.

    • @dominiqueritchey6795
      @dominiqueritchey6795 26 дней назад +3

      Did you get that he's saying things in newer and newer languages? Of course you understood.

    • @fionamb83
      @fionamb83 26 дней назад

      It kind of makes sense when you think about the time that they introduced the penal laws in Ireland. But aside from that, most of our odd ways of forming sentences comes from direct translation from Irish.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 29 дней назад +3

    The accents of the last few are perfect! Really often an overlooked factor.

  • @VeryScarySmile
    @VeryScarySmile 6 месяцев назад +3956

    Mfs in the Black Forest still speaking Proto Indo European

    • @Nuclearmanb13
      @Nuclearmanb13 6 месяцев назад +38

      Is estonia a proto indo eroupe

    • @lordbeetrot
      @lordbeetrot 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@Nuclearmanb13I think either uralic or baltic(if baltic then yes)

    • @noodleninjachip2
      @noodleninjachip2 6 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@lordbeetrotit's uralic so no, it's the same branch ad hungarian, Finnish, and Mongolian i believe

    • @lordbeetrot
      @lordbeetrot 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@noodleninjachip2 ok thanks

    • @user_finland
      @user_finland 6 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@noodleninjachip2Not Mongolian, Mongolian is a member of the Mongolic languages in Asia, while Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian are part of the European Finno-Ugric branch of the Uralic family

  • @pyle332
    @pyle332 3 месяца назад +248

    It is either "What Old English sounded like," or "How Old English sounded." This is a pet peeve of mine, and I see it more and more often.

    • @TheAllisonLab
      @TheAllisonLab 3 месяца назад +15

      Just made roughly the same comment

    • @HardHardMaster
      @HardHardMaster 3 месяца назад +18

      Drives me up the wall too, so many non native English speakers do this

    • @NYC1927
      @NYC1927 3 месяца назад +10

      Yes!!! Before I began scrolling through, I made a similar comment.

    • @KatieBelle777
      @KatieBelle777 3 месяца назад +6

      So did I!

    • @KatieBelle777
      @KatieBelle777 3 месяца назад +25

      The problem is grammar is not being properly taught in public schools anymore. As a high schooler in the 70’s, we would have been penalized points on any paper that contained grammar like this. My kids’s private Christian school would have done the same. It’s kind of a joke now, but we ruthlessly correct each other’s grammar to this day.

  • @rachelhatchet
    @rachelhatchet 3 месяца назад +193

    Starting off real strong with that opening sentence! 😂
    "How old English sounded." OR "What old English sounded like." NEVER, "How old English sounded like." 🤦‍♀️

    • @akeenengineeringmind
      @akeenengineeringmind 3 месяца назад +13

      Yes. I commented exactly the same, and then some.

    • @sirtinley-knot2944
      @sirtinley-knot2944 3 месяца назад +21

      I really wish this was the top comment

    • @HashimotoDatsu
      @HashimotoDatsu 3 месяца назад +10

      That's just the Super Modern English era starting. Now with 50% more fluff and 80% less substance!

    • @lisapinfold506
      @lisapinfold506 3 месяца назад +3

      Vicky pollard from Little Britain... But yeah, but no😅

    • @lisabrightly
      @lisabrightly 3 месяца назад +3

      Right! 🤦🏾

  • @Rickintheroll
    @Rickintheroll 4 месяца назад +2497

    english now “gyatt,rizz,aura,sigma,slay,ate,sheeeshh,so fetch,cap,fax no printer,mew,yapp,skibidi,fanum tax,bussin,”😭😭
    DAMN 2.4k im not surprised jk

    • @Spherius
      @Spherius 3 месяца назад +97

      I've never heard of "fax no printer"

    • @CasperTheRamKnight
      @CasperTheRamKnight 3 месяца назад

      @@Spherius its cause you were born 3 days ago your absolute humonculi

    • @Oxicodon_v_krovi
      @Oxicodon_v_krovi 3 месяца назад +25

      Is it citation of Churchill?

    • @gonjongo
      @gonjongo 3 месяца назад +31

      this is a perfect example of the dead internet theory

    • @hamzarao1583
      @hamzarao1583 3 месяца назад +5

      Period*

  • @PatrickVDV
    @PatrickVDV 3 месяца назад +159

    WE FAILING ENGLISH CLASS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @NooriaRasoly
    @NooriaRasoly 3 месяца назад +143

    It is really fascinating to hear the English is old sounds

  • @PIlotrcm
    @PIlotrcm Месяц назад +2

    Everybody speaks old English if you drink enough

  • @mutsam4278
    @mutsam4278 3 месяца назад +263

    No wonder a Welsh English accent sounds so melodic and beautiful. It’s the closest we still have to Old English.

    • @proberts4243
      @proberts4243 3 месяца назад +15

      I was always told my family could be traced to Scotland. I recently found that to be incorrect. We can be traced back to Wales. I’ve become infatuated with the Welsh dialect since.

    • @HardHardMaster
      @HardHardMaster 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@UnrizzableQueena*Scotland

    • @dbryn2
      @dbryn2 3 месяца назад +9

      That just doesn't seem likely. Welsh English sounds melodic because of the strong Celtic influence of the Welsh language.

    • @billy5402
      @billy5402 3 месяца назад

      ​@@proberts4243This comment just shows how ignorant AMERICANS are 😂Roberts is a Welsh name Robertson is a Scottish name

    • @derekbrown2215
      @derekbrown2215 3 месяца назад +1

      Which is ironic given that they didn't speak Anglo-Saxon. It is more complicated than that mind you.

  • @justkiddin84
    @justkiddin84 3 месяца назад +296

    And this is why German is an easy language for English speakers to grasp. Same roots.♥️✌️

    • @BriChuhime-sama
      @BriChuhime-sama 3 месяца назад +12

      .... fam, my cousin laughs at me when I try to speak to her in German, you sure about that??

    • @aussenn4915
      @aussenn4915 3 месяца назад +23

      Sure same roots, but English has a very strong Latin/French influence. This makes it very hard for native speakers to understand the Germanic grammar. Also English at the beginning was a West Germanic language. It is by no means an easy language to learn, I have been consistently studying German for six years.

    • @youfe7731
      @youfe7731 3 месяца назад +14

      That's the best joke I heard today 😂😂😂😂

    • @danieltatum4262
      @danieltatum4262 3 месяца назад +7

      Who would wanna learn German tho 😂
      Unless you plan to live in Germany it has zero use outside of Germany

    • @lupesiodelupis241
      @lupesiodelupis241 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@alexnelson9512, Dutch is one third German, one third English and one third sore throat.

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 3 месяца назад +85

    That ending was sad but true.

    • @doaaseka4852
      @doaaseka4852 3 месяца назад +5

      What does it mean ? They don’t talk 😢

    • @John_Conner222
      @John_Conner222 3 месяца назад

      @@doaaseka4852 it was a joke/jab at our society. look at all these civilized versions of English but then you get to ours and its just morons coughing up smoke. If they do speak at all its just a blend of gamer speak and ebonics.

    • @Count_Stackula
      @Count_Stackula 3 месяца назад

      @@doaaseka4852💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🆒😔😔🪦💔💀😭😭😭🙏🙏

    • @bob-kc7wr
      @bob-kc7wr 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@doaaseka4852RANGE ROVER

  • @EldritchDWX
    @EldritchDWX 23 дня назад +1

    "How old English sounded like" lol

  • @Mike-fj6xe
    @Mike-fj6xe 2 месяца назад +679

    Is this how other people that don’t understand English hear us

    • @MercuryRook
      @MercuryRook 2 месяца назад +24

      I hope so

    • @Srzslh
      @Srzslh 2 месяца назад +54

      As someone who used to not understand a word of English and now does, it’s unfortunately not true

    • @WyattsBeachies-oj4it
      @WyattsBeachies-oj4it 2 месяца назад +3

      then what did we sound like to u?

    • @WyattsBeachies-oj4it
      @WyattsBeachies-oj4it 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Srzslhthen what did we sound like to u?lol

    • @Srzslh
      @Srzslh 2 месяца назад

      @@WyattsBeachies-oj4it like that
      ruclips.net/video/Vt4Dfa4fOEY/видео.htmlsi=6Z3LsJWO6FCQY9lu

  • @agnieszkakotulska5084
    @agnieszkakotulska5084 2 месяца назад +87

    Such a big evolution. Especially between 15 and 17th centuries to sound more modern. Amazing.

  • @TimH123
    @TimH123 3 месяца назад +86

    Let’s start with getting modern English in order: “What Old English sounded like” or “How Old English sounded..

    • @jamesrogers5277
      @jamesrogers5277 3 месяца назад +5

      The written part is ok - all that's needed is a comma to make it idiomatically perfect: "How Old English sounded, like."

    • @SP-fw1xe
      @SP-fw1xe 3 месяца назад +7

      Thank you! The title is so annoying!

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 3 месяца назад +1

      Ah the chronically online Oxford english professors. But thank you regardless.

    • @ericankney5957
      @ericankney5957 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@MollyHJohnsI'm just a farm kid from the Midwest, and that one even drives me nuts.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 3 месяца назад

      Exactly.

  • @iloveyoubaby-hv
    @iloveyoubaby-hv Месяц назад +1

    wow,i'm speaking ancient English every day🤣

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 3 месяца назад +54

    What* Old English sounded like, not "How Old English sounded like." If you want to use "How" then it's just "How Old English sounded."

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 месяца назад

      Are you a teacher?

    • @georgegbalzano9239
      @georgegbalzano9239 3 месяца назад

      Wait...What?? How?? Just kidding!!! Most people can't even speak OR write MODERN ENGLISH!!!

    • @sarahconnor9692
      @sarahconnor9692 3 месяца назад

      Lol, I have just commented on the same thing before seeing your post

    • @sarahconnor9692
      @sarahconnor9692 3 месяца назад

      Lol, I just commented on the same thing before I even saw your post, almost exact wording 😂

    • @TheDrewit76
      @TheDrewit76 3 месяца назад

      @@sarahconnor9692 same

  • @MichaelNight
    @MichaelNight 3 месяца назад +115

    Middle English fascinates me the most. It feels the most "in between" feeling like it's a language you speak and a foreign language altogether. It would've been fascinating to try to communicate with these people after going back in time.

    • @black10872
      @black10872 3 месяца назад +11

      They wouldn't have a clue to what you would be saying. And the same for us.

    • @SalSanchez-dy6cn
      @SalSanchez-dy6cn 3 месяца назад

      Selective ignorance they would have not WANTED to know what you were sahing 😂​@@black10872

    • @Danfrombackhome
      @Danfrombackhome 3 месяца назад

      Theyd burn you for being a witch

    • @innocentbystander8038
      @innocentbystander8038 3 месяца назад +16

      Bit risky. Say the wrong thing and end up bereft of your head.

    • @johnathanshakewellesquirei8615
      @johnathanshakewellesquirei8615 2 месяца назад +3

      @@innocentbystander8038why wouldnt you bring a gun?

  • @BrooklynBeTheBoro
    @BrooklynBeTheBoro 3 месяца назад +121

    Bros unlocked new outfits each time the language leveled up.

    • @Einhander49
      @Einhander49 3 месяца назад +1

      You mean regressed, right?

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 3 месяца назад +3

      How would one say "Bruh" in Old English?

    • @lethalbroccoli01
      @lethalbroccoli01 3 месяца назад +3

      @@theeclectic2919 "Bruj" Idk

    • @sherylbegby
      @sherylbegby 3 месяца назад +5

      @@theeclectic2919 "bróð"?

  • @neelrakesh2623
    @neelrakesh2623 Месяц назад +3

    Proto Germanic Is fire

  • @RogerSmith1984
    @RogerSmith1984 6 месяцев назад +1127

    Modern English “ u wot ? Ya bellend!”

    • @CrypticHowl
      @CrypticHowl 6 месяцев назад +33

      Innit

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@CrypticHowl can't be arsed

    • @CrypticHowl
      @CrypticHowl 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@Karma-qt4ji u wot bruv? You can't be bovvered? That's bang outta orda!

    • @english_tomato
      @english_tomato 6 месяцев назад

      @@Karma-qt4jioi run me the bourse eh wog inv dryv

    • @BeltraDeBerghem
      @BeltraDeBerghem 6 месяцев назад +8

      Nowh, it's nöt bottle of water, it's bo ol wo ær

  • @millerpatino7156
    @millerpatino7156 3 месяца назад +123

    That’s crazy how they have audio from all the way back in time! Technology really is mind blowing

    • @FionaMae1297
      @FionaMae1297 3 месяца назад +4

      😅

    • @pinkiesue849
      @pinkiesue849 3 месяца назад +4

      From the Chronivision

    • @mrfixitusa6165
      @mrfixitusa6165 3 месяца назад +13

      Don't be ridiculous. 🙄
      Are you really so naive to think they have real recordings from that far back!?
      If you need anything at all, you know that obviously these are modern recordings made by the use of the DeLorean time machine and its 1980s "state of the art" cassette tape stereo / recording system.😜😂🤣

    • @fleshstone444
      @fleshstone444 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@mrfixitusa6165obviously it was a joke 😂

    • @acepotrzebie4778
      @acepotrzebie4778 3 месяца назад +7

      @@fleshstone444 equally obviously, you didn't read all of mrfixit's comment

  • @lilacscentedfushias1852
    @lilacscentedfushias1852 3 месяца назад +186

    Wow, that was amazing thank you. I find accents, dialects, the roots and history of our languages fascinating

    • @leoninebenit2595
      @leoninebenit2595 3 месяца назад +7

      Me too!

    • @Pharaoh_The_Great
      @Pharaoh_The_Great 3 месяца назад +4

      It’s also fascinating on how people know that they have an accent as well.

    • @lilacscentedfushias1852
      @lilacscentedfushias1852 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Pharaoh_The_Great I hadn’t thought about that, thank you 😁 an extremely interesting thing to consider 👏🏼

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 3 месяца назад +1

      Definitely a class I want to take.
      I'm an anthropology student and I really want to take classes on modern vs historic dialect sometime soon.

    • @HardHardMaster
      @HardHardMaster 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Jagger-Tyr_13biting off more than you can chew...

  • @bemciplays9556
    @bemciplays9556 21 день назад

    as someone who wad born in 5000BC i can confirm that the first excerpt is surprisingly close to what we speak back then.

  • @lziv7583
    @lziv7583 6 месяцев назад +1021

    *”It’s called a RANGE ROVER”*

    • @ALTERNATIVE_ROCK_TYPE_BEATS
      @ALTERNATIVE_ROCK_TYPE_BEATS 5 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha someone with class

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 5 месяцев назад +2

      *_"Granny"_*

    • @carloscrack3
      @carloscrack3 5 месяцев назад

      *Speaks in wealthy*

    • @NOSICBIB
      @NOSICBIB 5 месяцев назад

      900th like question mark ❔

    • @mandicristina06
      @mandicristina06 4 месяца назад +1

      "What Car Do You Have?"
      "I have a ford Ka."
      "What car do you have?"
      "I Said a Ford Ka."
      "Tell me again, WHAT CAR DO YOU HAVE!?"

  • @johnsherman4035
    @johnsherman4035 6 месяцев назад +2093

    Early Modern English sounds like an Irish Tavern in Chicago I used to drink at.

    • @Winters_Folly
      @Winters_Folly 5 месяцев назад +14

      Sounds like a lot of West Virginia too.

    • @yukefort8402
      @yukefort8402 5 месяцев назад +23

      Rhotic accent. Current British English changed due to bourgeois speakers who thought it fashionable to drop ending Rs.

    • @tiger_mou_tv516
      @tiger_mou_tv516 5 месяцев назад +2

      😁🤪

    • @CatherineCampbell-i1p
      @CatherineCampbell-i1p 5 месяцев назад +5

      "used to drink at"? what happened? The tavern got turned into a starbucks?

    • @hi-tt8xy
      @hi-tt8xy 4 месяца назад +3

      @@CatherineCampbell-i1phe probably just stopped going there

  • @sharcon3891
    @sharcon3891 3 месяца назад +44

    The correct way of saying it in New English is either "How old English sounded" or "What old English sounded like".

    • @jamesflannery-serle3489
      @jamesflannery-serle3489 3 месяца назад +1

      It's modern English not new english.

    • @noelstafford7266
      @noelstafford7266 3 месяца назад

      You couldn't print it in New English 😂

    • @cell001uk
      @cell001uk 2 месяца назад

      Can't trust any content generated by someone who mangles English this badly.

  • @sofeaail
    @sofeaail 15 дней назад +1

    Everybody else : Turkish is hard
    Old English, Russian and French : are we a joke to you.

  • @redboy2789
    @redboy2789 6 месяцев назад +2101

    The last one: 😷😷😷😷😷🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 *COUGH
    COUGH*

    • @mahanikasmiran6718
      @mahanikasmiran6718 6 месяцев назад +33

      That aint english that corona virus

    • @unai_asecas9070
      @unai_asecas9070 6 месяцев назад +10

      Fr fr bro like no cap

    • @andreekusuma8779
      @andreekusuma8779 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂​@@mahanikasmiran6718

    • @picardcook7569
      @picardcook7569 5 месяцев назад +3

      calling pid old english is a hot take for sure

    • @Deapog
      @Deapog 5 месяцев назад +4

      we're not deaf

  • @PrajwalNayak-so5uv
    @PrajwalNayak-so5uv 3 месяца назад +205

    So they went from German to Arabic to Urdu to English. Interesting.

    • @vaska1999
      @vaska1999 3 месяца назад +5

      lol

    • @ynraider
      @ynraider 3 месяца назад +8

      Blackamoors took over in c1000AD(Norman Conquest) that's the Arabic...

    • @TheRealHussla96
      @TheRealHussla96 3 месяца назад +1

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @tboy80z
      @tboy80z 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@ynraiderColonizers. I hope UK wakes up

    • @lojadorsmp
      @lojadorsmp 3 месяца назад +6

      @@tboy80z Hey, it's 10:54am right now. I'm awake thanks to your wishing. I'm actually pretty tired so can I please go back to bed now?

  • @michaelablair5659
    @michaelablair5659 3 месяца назад +37

    Early Modern English: 📚✍️✒️
    Modern English: 🗣💨🗣💨🗣💨

    • @Nestor-me8gv
      @Nestor-me8gv 3 месяца назад

      Michaela Blair 5659 are you an alien tell me how long have you lived with humans can you make me rich I can make you a baby

    • @Nestor-me8gv
      @Nestor-me8gv 3 месяца назад +1

      You look like a cute alien

    • @Nestor-me8gv
      @Nestor-me8gv 3 месяца назад +1

      Are an alien

    • @DisabledKitkat6068
      @DisabledKitkat6068 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Nestor-me8gvwhat

  • @kalithechamp1412
    @kalithechamp1412 17 дней назад +1

    Noah Webster, the author of Websters dictionary, said that he created the English language by compiling all of the various languages of the American aborigines. He said he created it to be a trade language for the Europeans who were living amongst and trading with the aborigines/indians and the native Americans. Ironically, in the first American English Websters dictionary the word “Native” is defined as the descendants of people born on the land. And the word “American” is defined as “a word originally used for the copper colored Indians of the land, but is now used for the descendants of Europeans born on the land”. When you learn that the “mongoloid native Americans” are just the first white Europeans to come to America via the Bering strait, then you learn the original meaning for the word(s) “Native American”, then you can form a clear and concise picture of what a Native American is. You should also be able to understand why they look the way they do and why trump felt comfortable enough to look directly into the faces of the 5 chiefs of the “civilized tribes” and tell them “I have more Indian in my blood than all of you”… those chiefs weren’t uncomfortable or offended in the slightest, they literally laughed. As an American, the only way you’ll learn true American history is by studying it for yourself. Sometime that will require you to learn American history from the worlds perspective to be able to easily point out the discrepancies of the version of our history that is taught to us in school. For example, every European explorer that came over here described there first encounter in detail and everyone I’ve ever read described the people as blac. Some of the biggest explorers wrote it in their logs fr the world to learn from, ie: Columbus(his son and uncle), Magellan AND Vespucci. Columbus and his family described them as “tall avg 6ft, athletic build, dark skin and looked African, BUT WERE NOT AFRICAN…… Magellan wrote that when he reached the shores of South America that he was met by “FIFTY NEGRO MEN IN BOATS”. …… Vespucci said that he was guided thru the jungles of South America by various tribes of “BUSH NEGROS”…. They will NEVER confuse us unless they’re attempting to confuse US.
    Yes all humans may have all come out of Africa at some point, but every blac person is not African just like the white people aren’t. It’s similar to how Canine is the species but, dog, wolf, coyote, dingo etc are the various genus under the species.
    Historically there are 5 classifications of blac people and they are each the aborigines of their respective continent…
    Africanus- aborigines of Africa
    Australoid-aborigines of Australia and all the Polynesian islands. Ie:Fiji, Hawaii etc
    Moor-aborigines of Europe
    Negrito-aborigines of Asia and the first dynasties of China
    Negro- aborigines of ALL of America. North-South and the Caribbean . Don’t let them deceive you, the mongoloid native is NOT the first people of America and they KNOW this. It’s documented. The oldest bones in America are the skull of a “Negro Indian” from the Bahamas. The oldest dna found in America can only be found in one place today and that’s in the ABORIGINES OF AUSTRALIA. And guess what?? It dates bac over 100k years.
    I know I went off on a tangent but I knew that if I didn’t follow up the Noah Webster statement and how he created the English language by compiling the dialects of the blac tribes here in America, then people would just begin their racist rhetoric. There’s far more info that proves my statements but I’ll just leave it here. Peace love and prosperity to you all. Learn the truth about thanksgiving and not just the modern rewrite they’re tryna push on us lately

  • @Whydoyoucare1437
    @Whydoyoucare1437 3 месяца назад +48

    WHAT old English sounded like, or, HOW old English sounded. The irony of the mistake is pretty funny

    • @imakitty1797
      @imakitty1797 3 месяца назад +3

      I don’t get why it’s so hard for people

    • @seedythomp4388
      @seedythomp4388 3 месяца назад +1

      Seriously like nails on a chalkboard. Took too long to find your comment btw

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@seedythomp4388indeed, that and the existential crisis the English language is experiencing are currently my biggest pet peeves.
      By "existential crisis", I mean the disappearance of "to be". For example, the title of this video "needs corrected". 🤦‍♂️

    • @meckleemu
      @meckleemu 3 месяца назад

      Exactly! 😂

    • @rehabwales
      @rehabwales Месяц назад

      The biggest mistake is that there was no such thing as "English" until well after the Anglo-Saxon invasion. So this is all BS.

  • @moe_syzslak
    @moe_syzslak 3 месяца назад +79

    Be proud of the language you speak, read and write 🇬🇧

    • @rescuingmodernity
      @rescuingmodernity 3 месяца назад

      No. Did you know Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins? It is. Rightly so! Pride always arrogantly grasps at credit that is not due. Capricious fate has made some people simply American, and some people simply native English speakers. We are wrong to proclaim self-creation!

    • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
      @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 3 месяца назад

      Fictional gods are irrelevant.

    • @happymack6605
      @happymack6605 3 месяца назад +13

      @@rescuingmodernity Galatians 6:4-5 big difference in pride of accomplishment and selfish pride

    • @painterkira
      @painterkira 3 месяца назад +2

      gyatt sigma rizz 🎉❤😂😂😊🙏

    • @tboy80z
      @tboy80z 3 месяца назад

      ​@rescuingmodernity Oh well. Go away and don't tell people how they should feel. I bet you wouldn't say that to Mexicans.

  • @ErayCavas-x3i
    @ErayCavas-x3i 3 месяца назад +127

    Early modern English sounds beautiful

    • @TexasChilliMassacre
      @TexasChilliMassacre 3 месяца назад

      Na,its awfull and sounds like pigs grunnt...

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 3 месяца назад +12

      It sounds like a latin speaking english
      Not a latinoamerican, a latins in general

    • @sherylbegby
      @sherylbegby 3 месяца назад

      It does. I forget the guy who records Shakespeare as it sounded at the time. He is on youtube

    • @ZainiZaudi
      @ZainiZaudi 3 месяца назад

      I like proto Germanic sounds same like Arabic

    • @Jsmash_424
      @Jsmash_424 3 месяца назад

      @@marcosgonzalez4207too many R’s and J’s for Latin

  • @arthurmee
    @arthurmee Месяц назад +1

    Current British English would express the title of this vid as "What old English sounded like. not as you have "how old English sounded like. This is not a criticsm. I have noticed that Americans often use the 'how/like'pair rather than the British 'what/like'.pair. Brits would most likely to say 'How old English sounded'. It would be interesting to research this as often current American English grammar is often closer to old English grammar than is current British English grammar.

  • @abk072
    @abk072 3 месяца назад +17

    I'm so glad they recorded this for the future gen

  • @legokingiscool
    @legokingiscool 4 месяца назад +219

    Anglo saxon is dope af Sutton Hoo mask goes hard 💪🔥🥶

    • @Kriegsman17
      @Kriegsman17 3 месяца назад +11

      One of my favourite helmets.

    • @Baalur
      @Baalur 3 месяца назад +7

      I like the one on the right best. That chainmail in front of the face looks so menacing and badass. The Gjermundbu helmet is my favorite of all time when it is recrerated like that eventhough it most likely only had mail in the back and at the sides.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@Baalur I have a custom made helmet just like that and it's on a stand in my bedroom

    • @eatwhatukiii2532
      @eatwhatukiii2532 3 месяца назад +3

      I have a replica of the Sutton Hoo helm, but it doesn’t have chainmail attached. I like the chainmail look much better.

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 3 месяца назад +5

      When Gen Z finds out about history:

  • @wenipreye2164
    @wenipreye2164 3 месяца назад +15

    "Fair to look upon" smooth ol' line 😂😂❤❤

  • @vijayprabhu3572
    @vijayprabhu3572 Месяц назад +1

    So your telling me that old English was just modern Arabic guy ghost hunting

  • @KornKrazy101-pe5eu
    @KornKrazy101-pe5eu 6 месяцев назад +427

    Sounds like me 8 year old trying to invent a new language 💀

    • @alexgutgyt
      @alexgutgyt 6 месяцев назад +9

      I still try to invent one when the internet is off or when phone is plugged to charger😂once I set an alphabet for my own super easy language.

    • @darrenjones1413
      @darrenjones1413 6 месяцев назад +2

      New how ironic

    • @emmanuelnaicker2067
      @emmanuelnaicker2067 6 месяцев назад +2

      Default settings

    • @Republic-of-missssippi
      @Republic-of-missssippi 6 месяцев назад

      Check out my language
      Æħ sá raà ka ña ş
      Sķ 😂

    • @iayyam
      @iayyam 3 месяца назад +2

      Is "me" the same as "my"? I thought you Brits invented this language.

  • @madhudey3251
    @madhudey3251 3 месяца назад +38

    POV: you are in a American plane, and they tell you to wear seat belt

    • @navidutube
      @navidutube 3 месяца назад +1

      @@madhudey3251 😂😂😂

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 3 месяца назад +183

    A video on the English language with a grammatically incorrect title. Inspiring.

    • @sirlaggsalot343
      @sirlaggsalot343 3 месяца назад +14

      Why is no one pointing this out? Lol

    • @supalew
      @supalew 3 месяца назад +5

      @@sirlaggsalot343 I did! Nobody 'liked' it. You didn't even see it. Life's almost impossible - and now people are SHOUTING at the Prime Minister. I'm going to have a coffee and sit quietly whilst thinking about the state of this country. I could go on........

    • @mediamannaman
      @mediamannaman 3 месяца назад +8

      @@supalew There there, now. Everything will be all right. We all have days like that. Just keep repeating, "I AM relevant. I AM relevant..." and remember to take your thyroid medicine. 😅

    • @akeenengineeringmind
      @akeenengineeringmind 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes! Thank you! It hurts my ears and my brain, and it's fucking EVERYWHERE.

    • @SkellyTesty
      @SkellyTesty 3 месяца назад +2

      Cope and seethe

  • @24AngelChild68
    @24AngelChild68 29 дней назад

    Old english sounded like the sims talking.

  • @tahataufeeq1839
    @tahataufeeq1839 3 месяца назад +56

    Out of everyone, they chose to pick an asthmatic narrator. Great job.