-In old veteran voice - "...The great Office war of 2000....lost some good employees that year, I can still hear the screams...when I close my eyes at night, all I see is styrofoam..."
IT... IT was so badly underequipped... See, the Sales dept had managed to garner plenty of funds for their War Chest, they had body armor, helmets, automatics... Our best gun was a Vulcan machine gun, and only the elite units had any armor at all... I remember the slaughter at the Table, the fort was hit with a guided missile, and there was styrofoam everywhere... That tank of theirs, we had no antitank missiles, and we simply had to fall back, everyone who fought it was cut down... Our leader was hit in his vest, and that was close, I'll tell ya that much. Sales... God, that was a massacre. We didn't prepare. We thought we had it all in the bag. Armor, goggles, guns... even a rocket launcher and sniper. But IT held on, and that machine gun... Then, then they called in those Mercenaries.... Elites from the east, we didn't have much of a chance... The cross fire cut us apart, and that grenade... we were killed to the last.
Boss: "Why haven't you submitted that spreadsheet yet Robert?" Robert: "Well you see boss, I was caught in the middle of the Great Office war and I sorta got killed..." Boss: "Oh I see...what side were you on? IT or Sales?" Robert: "IT" Boss: "You're fired..."
@@mrcolddrink2763 Information Technology Department is responsible for maintaining the network and making sure all hardware pc related is nominal in short words...
Epicdays "have one more drink at the Christmas party" I said "what's the worst that could happen?" The fact that you got me to not only agree to this by monthly nerf shoot out but also sign a written statement to show that I agreed to it makes me think that the idea was not a spur of the moment
This was my favorite nerf battle video as a kid, and even to this day. Definitely a cinematic masterpiece for a video meant to be for kicks and giggles, with excellent organization behind the chaos and great acting.
@@benjaminmayer6152 well it jammed once when i was playing with my friend 4 years ago. But only cause i was under pressure and putting my bullets messily lol
Watching here in 2020, I can honestly say this is still wonderful to watch. Man it's been so long since I last did, I had completely forgotten about this
I like how these people know that when you get hit you dead I always with my cousins and it never ends up fun it just ends with “YOU DIDNT HIT ME” or “IT BARELY MISSEd ME”
Even though this was made 13 years ago they did such a good job of the limited special effects at the time. This was the start of the movie era of RUclips
![Scholars (Nerf War) - [PIKMINJAKE CUT]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1pL0JxofJtE/mqdefault.jpg)
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-In old veteran voice - "...The great Office war of 2000....lost some good employees that year, I can still hear the screams...when I close my eyes at night, all I see is styrofoam..."
IT... IT was so badly underequipped... See, the Sales dept had managed to garner plenty of funds for their War Chest, they had body armor, helmets, automatics... Our best gun was a Vulcan machine gun, and only the elite units had any armor at all... I remember the slaughter at the Table, the fort was hit with a guided missile, and there was styrofoam everywhere... That tank of theirs, we had no antitank missiles, and we simply had to fall back, everyone who fought it was cut down... Our leader was hit in his vest, and that was close, I'll tell ya that much.
Sales... God, that was a massacre. We didn't prepare. We thought we had it all in the bag. Armor, goggles, guns... even a rocket launcher and sniper. But IT held on, and that machine gun... Then, then they called in those Mercenaries.... Elites from the east, we didn't have much of a chance... The cross fire cut us apart, and that grenade... we were killed to the last.
@@KoishiVibin damn
Who knew you could get PTSD from an office workplace
manager: you all are fired and also dede
Ummm... why is it this guys are making some noise nut it is ok
I remember thinking this was the coolest thing in the world when i was 10....
Now im 21 and it is still infact the coolest thing in the world
Underrated comment.
same
Can’t believe when I first watched this I was still a kid😂
HAHAHA
Yup
me tooo
Word it’s crazy
Dude yes 😂😭🥺🙏🏼 takes me back man
Waiting for the sequel between the board of directors and the janitorial revolution.
Me too me too
E
Rise my janitorial brethren! We have nothing to lose but our mops!
Me too
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
Imagine someone shoots that guy's coffee and he just turns into John Wick.
Captain Antilles then that guy would win.
Nor doom guy nor master chief nor Chuck Norris nor terminator
The office theme fits perfectly with what's going on.
Then he just gets out a minigun and kills everyone
Old video here right
The battle of Stalingrad circa 1943 colorized, this truly depicts the horrors of war.
3:27
When you think you’re gonna win, but a group of asian commandos flank you.
Lol Vietnam flashbacks happened
@@lornamoll9478 A dead meme
Lol
@@kidjames6875 so?
@@kidjames6875 Problem? [Insert Troll Face Here]
*They should have had a completely overpowered faction called Management walk in and just sweep house.*
Lol
WW1-2
Red=Axis Power
Blue=Allies Power
Switzerland:
3:05
World War One cause the blue team got shot
If it was Ww1 then the red team would be central powers
axis???? the red????
they even raised the left fist
Switzerland is just managing their finances and then somehow managed to stay away from any possible attacks
Exactly 😂😂
Boss: "Why haven't you submitted that spreadsheet yet Robert?"
Robert: "Well you see boss, I was caught in the middle of the Great Office war and I sorta got killed..."
Boss: "Oh I see...what side were you on? IT or Sales?"
Robert: "IT"
Boss: "You're fired..."
killakaynyne lol
killakaynyne Lmao
I don’t get the joke
@@barrettross3772 Cause it doesn't make sense. Yet it is still funny.
@@barrettross3772 The fighting my have ended but in the heart IT and SALES are still enemies.
It took me 10 years to figure out what I.T and S.A.L.E.S means office wise
It meant it was the SALES department call the IT Department @Simz Zxy
@@mrcolddrink2763 Information Technology Department is responsible for maintaining the network and making sure all hardware pc related is nominal in short words...
Cool
@@agenthunk5070 What does S.A.L.E.S mean?
@@dude7813Pretty sure, S.A.L.E.S is just sales, basically products being sold based from what I know.
You won't believe it! I'm currently working on my very own Offiatrix game, just like the one demonstrated in this video!
Real guns?
How'd it go?
"so honey, how was work?"
(quietly stuffs camera down his trousers)
ＧＨＶＦＣＹぐうぎゅうhghぐぐぐぐghghぐう
@@user-lj2mv5ik5r yes
This video was a huge part of my childhood. I absolutely love this.
Jay Feather same were did time go😭😭
same
Same
Same here I even wrote a mini book around it LOL
Agreed
when all old nerf war videos have disappeared this still remains
I thought it was avworld war clip..
Boss: So today we're going to have a group activity and I want you all to suggest what we should do
The IT and SALES employees:
HOnestly, I would be down for this instead of another pizza party. And I love pizza.
*Human Resources enters*
Everyone “Why do I hear boss music?”
Perfect People that is not a boss music
These are old nerf guns but I like Vulcan and longshot
I
What is i
Truc Nguyen what is I
and here we have the office version of crips and bloods
Yeah i think they watched west side story too much
LOL
0:33 Assassination of arch duke Franz Ferdinand 1914 colourized
And ww1 started
Colorized circa 12-11-08
It means wars
0:03 lady in the back casually chillin' before the war starts
Justin PH i want to go to the time you put in your comment and i end up liking your comment and going to your channel
@@schlachtfilms7179 oooohh. That is nice
Some say they're still picking up the bullets...
Lol
IYacobI darts
IYacobI I wouldn't be surprised
DARTS d ar t sssss
IYacobI
It’s not like that
How mad was the boss when he found all of the workforce dead?
I think the guy shot in the beginning was the boss
Epicdays "have one more drink at the Christmas party" I said "what's the worst that could happen?" The fact that you got me to not only agree to this by monthly nerf shoot out but also sign a written statement to show that I agreed to it makes me think that the idea was not a spur of the moment
Imagine the boss came out of his office and everyone was silent and a moment later the boss pulled out 2 OP nerf guns and killed everybody
LOL
Why do I hear duel of fates music?
Me owning at least 2 automatic guns with at least 30-50 bullets each
Who still watching in 2023? 😂😂😂😂
This is what you call NERF WAR.
Alexander James YEP
@Pye22 Just because the guns aren't modded doesn't mean it isn't a nerf war.
@Pye22 if anything modded guns are less nerf thats more llike a blaster battle(^:
@Pye22 this was 11 years ago, also stock grade nerf is still a thing
big warss
Girl’s locker room: I wonder if he likes you? Oh, that skirt is so pretty!
Boys locker room:
But there is also girl in this war
@@mn7306 r/wooooooosh
@Munawar Nanda my point exactly
Dead meme do I have to say this 69 Times
@@rayda2914 You mad 😂😂😂
This was my favorite nerf battle video as a kid, and even to this day. Definitely a cinematic masterpiece for a video meant to be for kicks and giggles, with excellent organization behind the chaos and great acting.
Loved this video as a kid, still makes me laugh 13 years later
only if real jobs were like this...
Get paid to fight each other like in that one episode of Loud House
THEYRE NOT?!?!?!?! there goes that childhood dream.
I like that
There is. Its called being a marine.
Nancy Rose yeah only if jobs and school
Works an office job...
Gets PTSD
GoodFelloo beats stretching
This video is forgotten by many... but not me.
This was great when I watched it as a kid, and it's still great now.
2:03
It’s been 11 years since this came out and 8 year old me always wondered how she shot more than one bullet out of a maverick...
Wait so how?
@@gammaao they jam so freaking often it's not funny
@@benjaminmayer6152 mine doesnt jam
@@gammaao lucky you
@@benjaminmayer6152 well it jammed once when i was playing with my friend 4 years ago. But only cause i was under pressure and putting my bullets messily lol
A classic. I remember watching when the original SD version when it came out!
After 12 years, it finally gets recommended, this is epic
Watching here in 2020, I can honestly say this is still wonderful to watch.
Man it's been so long since I last did, I had completely forgotten about this
ten years later and it's still dope
Wow! Recons are like standard issue,that must've cost a fortune!
I was 7 years old watching this video when it came out. I am now 23!
Wow it's been 13 years since they uploaded this and it's still 🔥🔥🔥
This is the video that got me into RUclips.
same
SO TRUE
This is the jackpot of youtube
RUclips 2008: "Nah."
RUclips 2019: "Yeah let's recommend this."
Oh no it was definitely going viral back then as well.
@@johnlime1469 yeah this video made me want nerf blasters in the first place
This is a freaking youtube classic! The I.T. Department vs The S.A.L.E.S Department
This is the definition of childhood nostalgia. 😍
Hey honey how was your work
Honey: we had an all out shootout in our office, I think I killed 5 or more 🤗
............ 911
Honey: 😱
Did anyone notice "Can't spell bitch without it" on the whiteboard @0:41
I noticed it.
Joshua Weidner yes
Did you notice that the guy crying under the desk, holding the picture frame, isn't even his family?
Joshua Weidner k
Legit never noticed that as a kid and then I just saw that rewatching it today
Hollywood has been real quiet since this thing dropped
Can’t believe I still think of this 15 years later
Yes man
Why is there a mustache edited on the guy at 0:46?
CleverStudio Omg, you're right! 😆
Isint the the janitor?
KleverStudios probably an inside joke at the office
I noticed that
Because in the Year 2008 this was funny
This was my childhood. I believe this is the video that got me started on nerf
The great war battle:
Boss: *Your all fired*
You cant fire me i quit
That was close funny
holy shit I remember watching this when I was 10, I am turning 20 this year. Time does fly
Remeber, this is 10 Years Ago yet this video is still a Masterpiece.
The greatest nerd wars happened this year so many lives lost
you know it's legend when you keep comin back here
karen: "stop playing with those nerf guns, you're a grown man!"
me and the bois:
In war, especially if they involve Nerf guns of all sorts, there are no winners, achievers or victors. Only deaths. Everyone will die in a war.
...would every war be solved with nerf guns...?
+BLU Scout
In love and war there is love...
But there is also war
War...war never Change :(
The sequel would be named: "The Wraith of Harold" LOL
12 years later and still masterpiece🙏🏻
I love how this just popped up into my recommended. This is some gold content right here.
I like how these people know that when you get hit you dead I always with my cousins and it never ends up fun it just ends with “YOU DIDNT HIT ME” or “IT BARELY MISSEd ME”
Damn the crips Vs bloods is worse than I thought
It's been years...I now work in an office just incase
this was literally the first RUclips video I ever watched
which company is that, I need to enroll
坐拥环宇 same
i think its a nerf office
@@metallord6960 I think that because what business that isn't Nerf will have a room that contains nerf team for a battle
11 years... Jesus, that makes you realize how old you are >.
2:40 Aimbot
fun fact this is Nerf's corporate office
2:35 That is me when my whole classroom is debating and fighting over something right there.
Why doesn't this happen in real life?
I wish doe like if agree
Koko Hontas. Ikr
IKR
IKR
Thank you!
I’m here in 2020, this video just randomly popped into my brain
Man, what a childhood we all had
lol Harold at the end
Harold: "eh, this is a regular thing, nothin special"
The cleaning guy: “What a mess”
Ah yes, this was one of the good ol classic golden era of RUclips
I remember watching this as a kid, I loved it by then and loved it now
NOSTALGIA!!!
Anyone 2019?
I know anyone doesn't care right
Yep
Yes
Yep 2019 still like this
#2020
Be glad it’s not 2020
Employees: **going to fight each other**
Janitor: Ah shit, here we go again
Lol
Such nostalgia man i remmner watching this as a kid and thinking this was amazing still to this day i stand by that statement
Who's watching it in 2018?
wHo’S wAtChInG iT iN 2Ø18 ¿
Fuck off
That moment when you realize that most of the man in "sales" are dressed as agent 47.
3 days before I was born, this video came out.
It's 2023 and i'm still watching this I remember when this came out wow were did the years go fr
Theirs one thing that is missing someone yelling “Get good get lmaobox”
When it reaches 5 at the clock they just back to normal lol
Mother: When you are at work, make sure you keep a formal reputation this applies to your future colleagues
In the office:
Even though this was made 13 years ago they did such a good job of the limited special effects at the time. This was the start of the movie era of RUclips
Who watching this in 2017?
here
Yo !!
Rakel Robles 2018
2018
Rakel Robles me
"Same time next week?"
I'll be there.
I remember watching this as a kid
Mannnn I remember stumbling upon this and BlackhawkPictures and PDKFilms. Went from a nerf collection to a real life arsenal haha. How time flies
W...t...h... Did I just watch?
BECAUSE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
whos watching in 2017?
Red Vale,i am
Red Vale me
2019
A great classic from my high school days
10 years later and its still the best
DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!
The amount of nerf recons in this video is tremendous.
Because there cheaper on amazon
They were basically the must-have battle rifle back in 08.
I have one lmao
Woah 14 years ago this is nostalgic!
This brought back so many memories...My recommended has been great lately.
0:52 that face doh