A brain aneurysm is just a weak blood vessel that gets breached and starts bleeding out. It has nothing to do with intelligence or shock. It could happen to anyone at anyt tree owk
@@Lucas-gm3bv You have absolutely no idea how the world works in terms of wealthy people it’s embarrassing. Stop listening to people on twitter and find out yourself. Rich people most definitely pay an insane amount of taxes. Are there loopholes some of them use? 1000% and anyone would be dumb to not use it, if you were rich you’d the same exact thing.
That's not the point. No human is capable of those things individually. The human SPECIES has achieved those things. By developing language and a way to exchange, pass down, and build on shared ideas. No human that was abandoned as a child and left alone in the woods would develop any of those things (assuming they wouldn't just die from starvation or whatever).
The thing that makes us most smart as humans is our curiosity if we have time we will always become smarter don't dicredit our will to keep striving & trying no matter what.
don't worry, with 5% extra intelligence, maybe those aliens aren't so judgemental and have learned that love and cooperation is the best way to collaborate. in fact, im fairly certain that it's the only way to evolve beyond what we are now: a species obcessed with material gain, materials which will all be fully depleted by the end of the century (get ready for it, if youre smart). soon, chimps will find us pretty stupid and the arrogance of mainstream science, which is driven by ego and materialism and the belief that humans are a superior species, will rapidly be humbled and taught that we aren't.
I had to do this interesting project in college bio where we had to create a species of lifeforms who are NOT carbon based. We could use any other element, so long as it actually works scientifically, and you can explain exactly how they evolved and how their body functions. it was really neat, I did mine on silicon-based life forms. I considered drawing what I thought they'd look like, but I was just too busy
We also share about half of our DNA with bananas don’t we? That isn’t to say that we have double the intelligence of a banana. I don’t think the equivalence between similar dna and intelligence can be compared like that.
I mean he starts off with a theoretical half a percentage more intelligence and weve basically destroyed the entire planet in less then 10.000 years. Bring that up to 5% intelligence and the kids would probably down their entire planet in less then month
@@Man-tk2dcwhat are you gonna do about it? Use a micro combustion-chamber to fire semi-pointy things made of soft metal on beings who’s ancestors found a way to be immune to?
Exactly. Dolphins, elephants and octopus are way further genetically from chinos than we are to chimps, yet they exhibit similar levels of intelligence. By this logic, intelligence is determined by genetic correlation. It's nonsense
Exactly right. We really have no way of knowing either how far an intelligent species can advance, or how long that advancement takes. However, we do have an idea of the vast time frame preceding our industrial revolution.
Then, it turns out they're just alien versions of ours. 😂 Alien Nick Cannon. Alien boy in hovering bike with stick. Alien: _"I said, 'Wait a lightyear! Something ain't right!'"_ Alien lady: _"Ain't nobody got gravitational slingshots for that!"_
Alien: "Awww look they're trying to make sustainable energy sources from nuclear fission. So cute!" 5.9k likes and the arguments in the comments are priceless 💀
False! They’d be smart enough to make sure we understood immediately… since sending a meme insinuates they want us to understand lol Unless it’s just something they send to boggle our minds hahaha
@@samsmusichub mmm... Good take, and taking it one step further... What if the only way to figure it out meant that during the process of engaging with it we actually learn a few things along the way to help us be less vile to ourselves and the world! 💡
@@DasHeino2010 But first they would need to domesticate humans before they hold them like pets. I mean humans also don't hold wild dogs/ wolves as pets. :)
@@battlebrother2390 Because we are sentient it should not be that much of a problem, we can adjust. The bigger problem would be to create a save environment for us in space. Also our livespan may fall short in comparison. (to cross distances)
@@DasHeino2010 you might be right here. However every wild creature wants 2 things: to survive and to be free. I guess the „to be free“-part will be much of a problem. If you’re happy being a pet, maybe your children or most probably their children won’t be. Therefore aliens will need to domesticate us. I mean at the end you won’t leave a wild chimpanzee at home with your children, right
@@Vashter007 I always felt like we should be able to eat like the plants from the sun and also able to eat food as well to gather and maintain energy . Chilling out in the sun 🌞😎 getting full and feeling great efficiency at its best
And our environment in that Zoo would be a mansion, a large field, a car of our own, best and finest dishes because that's what we like most. Like monkeys with a tire attached to a rope and bananas. Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever. Can you imagine? A whole cathedral for ourselves just to contemplate the architectural design! Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.
Nah the controllers plugged in. It's just that all the buttons are disabled bar the one that lets us let nukes fly when he gets tired of playing and just wants a game over
I'm pretty sure if there was a super intelligent alien race out there, they'd be smart enough to leave us alone, knowing people would go autismo apeshit mode if they just showed up. And also smart enough to understand that we weren't around for that much time and that we're still evolving.
@@good8619 unless they wanna enslave us or make is into like ”zoo” animals. Which theu could easily do if they were more intelligent and had a way to make weapons
Disgust?, are you implaying they share our feelings and concepts of emotion? If that's true then they might not be that smart or they are smart enough to relate to concepts that are used on other civilizations which is highly undoubtful
And you think that based on literally nothing. The only cultural values you have (the ones that would inform your ideas about "disgust") come from humanity. There's no reason to think any human behavior (no matter how depraved) would be looked upon with disgust by an alien species. What you're doing is called anthropomorphizing.
I get NDT's proposition but it can also be entirely possible that after a certain point in that vector, the differences are minute but significant, like how the few seconds of difference between college varsity sprinters and Olympic-level ones
Also aliens: this man just insulted our intelligence by thinking we have to ask ourselves, why humans are using cars to travel. Maybe it’s because humans aren’t capable of teleportation durrrrrrr
Let’s just hope that if they’re that much more intelligent than us, they aren’t that much more arrogant because of it. Hopefully that 5% implies a deeper capacity for empathy and mercy upon us 😂😅
imagine that, by mercy we put animal on zoo for their own good (panda) imagine they saw us like that , that would mean they have empathy for us but to us look like emprisonment ...
Ik ur trying to make a meme, but we’re not paying for water, we’re paying for the labor behind gathering, filtering, purifying, bottling and distributing water for ease of access and safe consumption.
On average they would literally advance from going to work and watching TV to having hobbies. And those that have hobbies would advance to being good in it, and those on top would be just happier than they are 🤣
I'm surprised Neil didn't interrupt himself during this video. Edit: I'm loving the comments. I used to listen to start talk, I love listening to those topics, and Chuck Nice is a good comedic relief... however, Niel is condescending and cuts everyone off once he has a thought while someone is speaking. Not because of Joe Rogan I made this comment. Ya'll can chill, it's my opinion
A banana has 50% identical DNA with a human. A human and a human cancer tumor have 99.99999% identical DNA. Similarity does not constitute significance. And the significant information here is that Neil is clueless and he says only things that sound cool without thinking.
Well I assume he meant 5% smarter than the smartest human. There is a biological limit to our intelligence, our brains are only so advanced. Lets say As much as I love to bag on this guy I think you are misinterpreting what he meant.@@Its_charley
well, we are 75% genetically similar to chickens and 60% genetically similar to BANANAS. so %5 or %10 is not actually a small difference, it is incredibly huge
And 2 things would need to be considered a what you mentioned. So It would at least be better to take a comparison from, at a minimal, the base dna set for animals and exclude it. And probably better to take it for animals with brains (literal brains not figurative). Then make comparisons as such. The second thing to consider is even if we encountered a life form with identical intelligence that is foreign to the planet the difference in dna if it even has dna would probably be titanic if not 100% different.
@@deraxelturrelkeign yes, most life forms (if not all) in earth are carbon based so a foreign life form could use another element. This will lead a drastic difference in DNA
its is impossible to have any idea what these kind of percentages mean, when you havnt got years of professional understanding of the topic, so dont even try to extrapolate anything from a healine like x has y % dna same as z. this means nothing, when you dont understand gentics on a high level
@@gudrunhartfaust9378 I didn't said this percentages means something. I am just saying that %5 or %10 difference in DNA may be sound small but it is huge
@mike garcia Niel isn't that big brain, I mean just to mention a few things. His ego is pretty big (and his knowledge not so) , he's smart but ignorant. I mean that's what the comment is talking about. The fact he believes he's always right no matter what. Niel isn't the best we have to offer.
My Ailen dude so intelligent, he doesn't even need a mouth. He prolly figured out photosynthesis. Edit: 😂 yo what i meant is photosynthesis, if he had telepathy or telekinesis he would still have the problem of getting food into his system because his has no mouth.
Correct. The DNA responsible for our intelligence is actually a tiny number of changes relative to all the differences between us. How much smarter we are is not proportional to the changes, but rather related to what the actual changes did.
@@jonathan2847 No kidding, it will achieve in a few seconds what took us a hundred thousand years to achieve. All of human knowledge is but a single point of data for it, from that it draws conclusions that we couldn't possibly make and starts creating its own knowledge base from that point on. Within the first year it will have ideas beyond anything we have even started to comprehend. We help it build on those ideas physically until it no longer needs us around to help it. We best be nice to it and each other when that time comes because the last thing we want is to upset the mind of a god.
What humans achieved is not solely associated with human intelligence, it depends more on Human experience. 7000 years of civilization and discoveries and inventions are what got us to this point. While when a human is born if they are isolated from civilization they wouldn't be much different from chimps...
LOL! Thank you for that laugh! Chances are that they are smarter, but that is good news as that makes it more likely that they are not here to hurt us, but have everything they need already and just want to say "Hi" to the cute little humans :-)
No he wouldn't the average person's IQ is 100. 5% more is 105. Einsteins IQ was like 160. So if the average IQ of the alien was 105, a dumb alien would be much lower than 100
@@Dc-kk9bd that's not how it works lol going by ur logic a chimp would be smarter than many humans since by ur logic it's iq would be 99 nd there r many countries with average iq below 80
@@-IGRIS- no. I'm saying he's wrong. And a smart chimp is way smarter than a dumb human. Its not even close. Just watch them take tests and compete against scientists and crush them. If u and a chimp try to learn sign language at the same time, the chimp would learn much faster than you
People keep thinking Aliens would look hash, naked, and dirty. If a creature is much smarter than human, wouldn't it make sense that they would also look cleaner, healthier, and perhaps have on impressive fashion designs?? Maybe their intellect and appearance would seem to us as the literal definition of an angel even if they didnt have humanoid features?!
the question would then be, is fashion smart seen from an intelliget point of view. Or is fashion only smart see from an extreme consumer and capital point of view.
@@nicolaichristensen4207 fashion is a mating thing so to speak, It also is about status too..I would assume anything vastly intelligent wouldn't need that because it's animalistic in a way. And they could possibly reproduce without a mate...so maybe they're "clothes" would be for different environments if they were sensitive to certain climates or atmospheres.
No!! Neil was talking DNA vector...if we have almost the same DNA as monkey, imagine aliens have 5% different on vector than us...its not like he talk IQ points...don't believe all stuff taken out of context
@@isaiahd5396I'm assuming it's because you would be smart enough to realise that killing each other isn't beneficial for the continued survival for your race. Idk tho. Competition between humans does encourage more and more inventions
@@zaingamingtv2242 De fato, isso incentivou bastante. Mas acho que é justamente por isso. Uma raça mais esperta não precisaria desse tipo de incentivo pra evoluir...
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Imagine getting mildly roasted by that alien and then just stand there for days comprehending just how deep that violation went 💀
You would become a philosopher during the process
lol
I mean, would you bother roast a chimp?
@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Yes I would if it could understand my language, which is most probably the case here
Something said, something said...
I’m convinced there is a 5% difference within our own species after working in retail for a few years 😢
LMFAOOOO
Oh Hell, yeah! That's why I haven't worked retail in the last 32 years. Got tired of the encounters. Twice I had to "display" a gun to customers. 😨
Hahahahaha
Try working guest services for a hotel casino. I would say 10% lol
I've been working in "customer service" type roles for 17 years. The only incorrect thing you said was 5%. It's at least a 15% difference.
Alien: "Yo wassup bro"
Human: brain aneurysm ensues
“Be not afraid”
A brain aneurysm is just a weak blood vessel that gets breached and starts bleeding out. It has nothing to do with intelligence or shock. It could happen to anyone at anyt tree owk
@@Fourtune1 "Shii bro you homan smoller than I thought "
-If alien use slang
Fallacy
This is exactly why they are avoiding us
Allien and chimps be like: Look at poor humans they have to pay taxes😂
WHAT #EVOLUTION ?😢😢😢
lowkey starting to wish I was a monke rn
Yeah but look at rich humans, they don’t.
I don't think their economic system would even be comprehended ny the regular dumbf#$k human.
@@Lucas-gm3bv You have absolutely no idea how the world works in terms of wealthy people it’s embarrassing. Stop listening to people on twitter and find out yourself. Rich people most definitely pay an insane amount of taxes. Are there loopholes some of them use? 1000% and anyone would be dumb to not use it, if you were rich you’d the same exact thing.
They'd probably have better memes than us.
yeah boiiiii
pretty sure if there is intelligent life out there they probably all have better memes than us 💀
they might... but we can't comprehend it cuz it'll be too advanced for our sense of humor
Nah, I think memes need to have a small element of stupidity to make them good. If they're too smart, they aren't funny.
@puteqx Oh, of course. If I was an alien, I would have been smart enough to anticipate that
To be fair less than 1% of humans are capable of those achievements we love to show as a sign of our superiority.
That's not the point. No human is capable of those things individually. The human SPECIES has achieved those things. By developing language and a way to exchange, pass down, and build on shared ideas. No human that was abandoned as a child and left alone in the woods would develop any of those things (assuming they wouldn't just die from starvation or whatever).
Yeah but even the simplest ideas are incomprehensible to chimps
Lol that's true, most people arent capable of some basic skills others take for granted as well
Yeh humans really enjoy the idea of being special
@@rajsinghania1090so much that a group of privileged handful will make arguments out of nothing to feel special😂
The thing that makes us most smart as humans is our curiosity if we have time we will always become smarter don't dicredit our will to keep striving & trying no matter what.
Buddy... I didn't sign up for an existential crisis today
😂😂
don't worry, with 5% extra intelligence, maybe those aliens aren't so judgemental and have learned that love and cooperation is the best way to collaborate. in fact, im fairly certain that it's the only way to evolve beyond what we are now: a species obcessed with material gain, materials which will all be fully depleted by the end of the century (get ready for it, if youre smart). soon, chimps will find us pretty stupid and the arrogance of mainstream science, which is driven by ego and materialism and the belief that humans are a superior species, will rapidly be humbled and taught that we aren't.
😂😂😂😂😂
The key to an existential crisis is: Get over yourself. Of course you’re small, but life goes on.
for context neil was asked whats his favorite toothpaste
This is a Wendy’s sir
Neil A backwards is A lien
I love misinformation
@@flowerhana__1*information
@@flowerhana__1im pretty sure this is a common meme for Joe Rogan’s podcasts and Neil’s speeches
Humans: Emotional Damage!
Aliens: Multidimensional Damage!
😂
Yes😂
Proceed to destroy the whole planet while laughing the ass iff😂
stop worrying abt aliens , ai exists
😂😂
Their simplest expression of an idea will transcend our smartest capacity to comprehend
Good job buddy!
Deep!
They wouldn’t be very intelligent if they couldn’t formulate their ideas in a simple manner
Actually sticking a stick to get out termites is quite a smart move
If such an alien exist. It would be unbeatable in a roasting competition.
Nah, mfs always have something to say 🤣
THATS your conclusion? XD
Nah packgod will destroy aliens
@@thunderzagario7215 Well he is proving the videos point right !!..
You'd think, but what good is a roast if the subject cant even comprehend they're being clowned?
I gotta say that the Alien depicted in this reel, looks do interesting, the artists put in a lot of thought
It looks like it has 5 nostrils
It’s kinda smart how the alien wouldn’t need a mouth
@@starbird14Transdimensional blood hound .
I had to do this interesting project in college bio where we had to create a species of lifeforms who are NOT carbon based. We could use any other element, so long as it actually works scientifically, and you can explain exactly how they evolved and how their body functions. it was really neat, I did mine on silicon-based life forms. I considered drawing what I thought they'd look like, but I was just too busy
where the eyes are the same as the mouth and nose, biologically ignorant , so nah can’t agree
Alien: "Yo mumma."
Earth: **Explodes**
😂
We also share about half of our DNA with bananas don’t we? That isn’t to say that we have double the intelligence of a banana. I don’t think the equivalence between similar dna and intelligence can be compared like that.
Their babies make time machines on their kindergarten school assignment...
I mean he starts off with a theoretical half a percentage more intelligence and weve basically destroyed the entire planet in less then 10.000 years.
Bring that up to 5% intelligence and the kids would probably down their entire planet in less then month
The infants use black holes like toddlers here use wooden blocks
Or Children don't exist
But only one of them does the work, while the rest pretends that they are doing something.
If they would need education. Brain chips could potentially give people all the information they need without the need of an education.
Aliens: Look at those hairy freaks using combustion engines
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love my combustion engine (｡ŏ_ŏ)
You can call me a hairy freak but I won’t tolerate ANY disrespect to my combustion engines.
@@Man-tk2dcwhat are you gonna do about it? Use a micro combustion-chamber to fire semi-pointy things made of soft metal on beings who’s ancestors found a way to be immune to?
@@UmadoveracommentgLmao his gas operated guns aren't afraid of your "rail guns" or "plasma rays"
That's not how intelligence works, but he knows that.
Exactly. Dolphins, elephants and octopus are way further genetically from chinos than we are to chimps, yet they exhibit similar levels of intelligence. By this logic, intelligence is determined by genetic correlation. It's nonsense
I was gonna say that as well. Intelligence recognizes intelligence no matter how far apart we are.
I can imagine that they have evolved to the point that they can travel in space like it’s a car ride for them
imagine how deep their dark memes would be
😂wth
In ji huesember, a satellite crashed into a twin planet.
@@AgungSastra-hh2rqspace 9/11 💀
@@AgungSastra-hh2rq💀💀
@@AgungSastra-hh2rq Greeksnop moment
They might be smarter, but I think they would still scratch their heads if they would have an argument with flat earthers
Literally the exact opposite
You assume that they have heads
@@Ubu987so no head?
@@awol_13 Or all head.
If they MET JOE BRANDON they would be SCRATCHING there HEADS ?
Alien rappers gon be crazy 😂
i never thought about aliens listening to music too 😭
Alien eminem😢😢
_"My name is Xlbat and I'm here to say..."_
Crowd: _"BOOOOOO!!!"_
When I saw the thumbnail along with the title, I’d thought it’d be some kind of movie recap 💀
Alien expection : smart humanoid with laser gun
Alien : worm
Exactly right. We really have no way of knowing either how far an intelligent species can advance, or how long that advancement takes. However, we do have an idea of the vast time frame preceding our industrial revolution.
mushroom 💀
Jim, is that you?
Alien in reality: *doesn't exist*
@@m.j.v.4463its mathematically impossible for aliens NOT to exist. They're probably just too far away for any sign of them to reach us.
"You're only a genius on Earth, pal." - Rocket
Stark is smarter than rocket though so
Stark and Rocket aren't real
@@greasycheese8095 But Stark isn't smarter than the High Evolutionary.... 🤔
🦝
@@newscoulomb3705 stark invented time travel lol. All the high evolutionary did was make cyborgs. Stark did that already
@@389OpiE 😲 oh my God!! I'll call up the Washington post!!!! We got a new headline right here!!! Plonker.
All the aliens I've met have been thick.
*thicc
Wdym by that 🤨⁉️
Plot twist: we are currently building that alien.
Alien: Dude, the other day I was at the zoo and this human started trying to communicate with me. It was so cute but they told us not to feed them.
😂
Daz crazzzy
@@KundaliniSnake131 lol
thats sad
Earth = The Zoo
"Sir, I simply just asked if you'd like a drink"
352 likes and no replies? Lemme fi-
You know what? Screw that shitty phrase. This comment is actually pretty funny.
@@EhtesamUddinPrinceyea
Damn right it is
@@EhtesamUddinPrince
Thank god
😂😂😂
Imagine the memes they would have
Then, it turns out they're just alien versions of ours. 😂
Alien Nick Cannon.
Alien boy in hovering bike with stick.
Alien: _"I said, 'Wait a lightyear! Something ain't right!'"_
Alien lady: _"Ain't nobody got gravitational slingshots for that!"_
"Jamie, pull up that video of a bear fighting an alien"
gigachad alien explaining calculus to a human with 5 words
So underrated comment
The rate that rates change.
@@toggerz7487
I knew aliens were among us already
Tiny triangles sum really small?
Calculus? More like explaining the equation to manipulating a black hole to terriform a galaxy
Neil’s the type of guy to tell an Alien why he’s wrong to study us
And many times interrupts the alien trying to communicate.
Lol. But this is deeeeeeeep!!!
Neil should be the first civilian who's allowed to make Extraterrestrial Contact
@@IndigoSignature47 I think they already understand him, no language barrier
@@akkoismydaughter3573 what do you mean?
Blind Slack? Okay, I'm here for it, sir.
Alien 5% smarter than humans, then shows a picture of a naked monster. Lol
Alien: "Awww look they're trying to make sustainable energy sources from nuclear fission. So cute!"
5.9k likes and the arguments in the comments are priceless 💀
U weren't killed in a hedron kilieder, though
Transportation to pallel world were no won rember vhs taps
Not joking there no won using wird cotton amore
@@davidhart2875what are you saying bro
He said he likes to watch pornos on vhs@@user-bx9ri2qv3y
"Sir, this is a Wendy's. Can I just please take your order?"
What about a cross😂😂😂
"Sir, I just sat down"
"sir" it's 2023 try and be original pickmisha ,people stoped begging for likes with this boring ass comment age's ago.
"Cmon sir, just enjoy the movie."
Sir I'm just the mailman
The human yappin at the chimp in the beginning took me out😂😂😂
It’s the ability to store and transfer knowledge that sets us apart. This ability doesn’t have to do with the level of intelligence.
Aliens better stay in hiding. Rule34 artists will not show mercy.
100% agree
But then imagine what their artists will do to us
@@TheMrMediacowwoah…
@@VSTHEWORLDORDIEimagine The Hubs new categories!!! Alien Hub free and public
@@TheMrMediacowno. I refuse to traumatize myself like that.
Imagine aliens making contact to us by sending us a meme that takes us 250 years to decipher.
Damn
False!
They’d be smart enough to make sure we understood immediately… since sending a meme insinuates they want us to understand lol
Unless it’s just something they send to boggle our minds hahaha
@@slickandslaycious6579 Yeah I was thinking the 2nd one, like it was a challenge we had to overcome to prove ourselves or something.
@@samsmusichub mmm... Good take, and taking it one step further... What if the only way to figure it out meant that during the process of engaging with it we actually learn a few things along the way to help us be less vile to ourselves and the world! 💡
@@slickandslaycious6579 That would be nice!
I'm starting to think that the guy telling this story is that alien.
The worst case scenario for first contact would be meeting a species that treats “lesser” species like humans do.
Or they do not recognize us at all because we are primitive animals in they sensory organs.
Would opt for a good dog live! Maybe i even get dental insurance! ^^
@@DasHeino2010 But first they would need to domesticate humans before they hold them like pets. I mean humans also don't hold wild dogs/ wolves as pets. :)
@@battlebrother2390 Because we are sentient it should not be that much of a problem, we can adjust. The bigger problem would be to create a save environment for us in space. Also our livespan may fall short in comparison. (to cross distances)
@@DasHeino2010 you might be right here. However every wild creature wants 2 things: to survive and to be free. I guess the „to be free“-part will be much of a problem. If you’re happy being a pet, maybe your children or most probably their children won’t be. Therefore aliens will need to domesticate us. I mean at the end you won’t leave a wild chimpanzee at home with your children, right
Aliens 5% Smarter Than Us Watching Earth: my god… they clean their butts with little sheets of dried wood pulp
They are using a water somewhere
More like, “My God, they still excrete waste!”
@@Vashter007 I always felt like we should be able to eat like the plants from the sun and also able to eat food as well to gather and maintain energy . Chilling out in the sun 🌞😎 getting full and feeling great efficiency at its best
😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂
"imagine a false fact and then get your mind blown by an exaggeration of said false fact"
Sounds like my workplace
Imagine the alien putting us in zoos just because they think we are dumb
Animals in zoos dont even understand the concept of what they are in. We could litetally be in that shi right now 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
Who's to say that isn't what is currently happening? We'll never know.
And our environment in that Zoo would be a mansion, a large field, a car of our own, best and finest dishes because that's what we like most. Like monkeys with a tire attached to a rope and bananas. Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.
Can you imagine? A whole cathedral for ourselves just to contemplate the architectural design! Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.
Maybe planet earth is a zoo. :)
Imagine that Zoo name is Earth
Somewhere Mark Zuckerberg is profusely sweating.
Robots don't sweat
Somewhere? You mean on Zuckerberg's homeworld of Xzlaxxon III in the 53rd dimension?
He'll sweat when it gets to like 90%. They can't even join his chess club yet 😂
@@angrywaffle2860he’s a lizard man actually
Neither do lizard sweats
Aliens don't exist.
Rather put your full trust in Jesus Christ.
God bless you all ❤️
Humans have a Divine soul in addition to our animal soul. Animals have animal souls only. There is a difference.
I just hope the aliens are 5-10% hotter than us
Fr fr hotter then ur average porn star 😂
Don't wanna be getting probed by no Voldemort or smeagle looking mf😂
Go to planet Mercury and find out!
Betazeds with quadruple sexual drive... 😮 🤩😜
Would just feel like some one with fever
for context he was asked whether he has any pets
😂
I truly believed you 😅
@@Louie23LAare u alien too??😅
Lolololol
Guy : Do you have any pets?
Let me tell you something..
That last floating cyborg squid thing is what all humans will be in 10,000 years.
It's been going on for housands of years like a sunny day to the present in full form
The aliens are our big brother giving us the unplugged controller to play the game and we just stupidly watch
Deep man
Nah the controllers plugged in. It's just that all the buttons are disabled bar the one that lets us let nukes fly when he gets tired of playing and just wants a game over
Lucifer’s Entourage
I’d say our remote is plugged in, but we’re too stupid to know how to operate it
😂
If a super intelligent alien is watching us, I can only assume, they view us with mild interest coupled with disgust.
I'm pretty sure if there was a super intelligent alien race out there, they'd be smart enough to leave us alone, knowing people would go autismo apeshit mode if they just showed up. And also smart enough to understand that we weren't around for that much time and that we're still evolving.
@@good8619 unless they wanna enslave us or make is into like ”zoo” animals. Which theu could easily do if they were more intelligent and had a way to make weapons
Sure…
Disgust?, are you implaying they share our feelings and concepts of emotion? If that's true then they might not be that smart or they are smart enough to relate to concepts that are used on other civilizations which is highly undoubtful
And you think that based on literally nothing. The only cultural values you have (the ones that would inform your ideas about "disgust") come from humanity. There's no reason to think any human behavior (no matter how depraved) would be looked upon with disgust by an alien species. What you're doing is called anthropomorphizing.
Aliens might be smarter than the average human, but wait until they meet flat earthers.
Aliens ❎ T5C Humans ✅
Human idea: shark truck
Alien idea: ⏁⟒⋏⏁⟟☊⌰⟒ ⌇⍜⎍⌿
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@@vermeeren1373U dont know nothing 😂, infinite races, some way smarter than us and some way way lower smarter than us.
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@@vermeeren1373quit yapping
We don't have to imagine it. There's enough variation in intelligence within our own species.
Wrong think bigger 🤦🤦
@@marvel1101he acutally is
yep and NDT is way out of the loop as usual lol. well he is on the lower intelligence half so he doesn't even realize how dumb he is ...
@@hatathgamingvideos872 no he aint
Yeah, already have geniuses eating tidepods, jumping out of cars to shake their ass, using toy guns and coconuts to do divination.
Aliens be like: they tax each other let’s tax them too
I get NDT's proposition but it can also be entirely possible that after a certain point in that vector, the differences are minute but significant, like how the few seconds of difference between college varsity sprinters and Olympic-level ones
Alien just roasted the extra nucleotide in my right forearm’s DNA strand.
Don't upset my histone proteins, they'll rebel
@shubhnamdeo2865 no way they'll rebel...they r happily married with a family of 8
They aren't dumb
Hah bunch of nerds (this is hilarious)
My people 🧬
Aliens: why are these freaks using cars while we can teleport 💀
Also aliens: this man just insulted our intelligence by thinking we have to ask ourselves, why humans are using cars to travel. Maybe it’s because humans aren’t capable of teleportation durrrrrrr
such a question would be asked by aliens that got a head start compared to us and not aliens that are smarter than us.
If an alien wouldn't be able to comprehend why we're using cars, it doesn't make them smarter than us.
0 logic@@koimeme
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S Tier impressions dude
Let’s just hope that if they’re that much more intelligent than us, they aren’t that much more arrogant because of it. Hopefully that 5% implies a deeper capacity for empathy and mercy upon us 😂😅
unfortunately that empathy could lead to our destruction, they could see us as a disease and killing us would be good for the universe
imagine that, by mercy we put animal on zoo for their own good (panda) imagine they saw us like that , that would mean they have empathy for us but to us look like emprisonment ...
@@itstaylor2137 Yeah but also what if that didn't happen?
@@itstaylor2137 if there much more advanced and powerful then us how could we be a seen as a threat to the universe litteraly makes 0 sense
@@itstaylor2137 Mozt likely they'd see us as we see monkeys we would never be a threat
Alien: "Please pass the salt" Human (Mind literally explodes)
I'll translate it for you "Please pass the salt" means:
@@Ceeceelea Exactly!
😅😂🤣🤯
I remember watching him speak on this during Star Talk a while back. It was a hilarious but highly interesting conversation.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s AGI
"They pay to drink water"
- The alian, maybe.
Ik ur trying to make a meme, but we’re not paying for water, we’re paying for the labor behind gathering, filtering, purifying, bottling and distributing water for ease of access and safe consumption.
On average they would literally advance from going to work and watching TV to having hobbies. And those that have hobbies would advance to being good in it, and those on top would be just happier than they are 🤣
In some states it’s illegal to collect your own rain water. It’s fucked up
This dude can’t spell 🤡
@puteqx members apparently get butthurt easily although they claim to be Jokesters of the year.
I'm surprised Neil didn't interrupt himself during this video.
Edit: I'm loving the comments. I used to listen to start talk, I love listening to those topics, and Chuck Nice is a good comedic relief... however, Niel is condescending and cuts everyone off once he has a thought while someone is speaking. Not because of Joe Rogan I made this comment. Ya'll can chill, it's my opinion
He did tho asking and answered his own question
Then he does just nerd no-social skil rage when he does not agree with himself
lmfaooooooooo
Lmaooooo
U win with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A banana has 50% identical DNA with a human. A human and a human cancer tumor have 99.99999% identical DNA. Similarity does not constitute significance. And the significant information here is that Neil is clueless and he says only things that sound cool without thinking.
Imagine a roasting show with the aliens
Genes are wild. The tiniest differences in genes manifest in major macro changes.
He conflated genetic similarity percentages into intelligence discrepancy percentages.
DUDE FR like hes explaining it so stupid, it doesn't make sense, there's so many humans that are way more than 5% smarter than others.
@@Its_charley good point
Well I assume he meant 5% smarter than the smartest human. There is a biological limit to our intelligence, our brains are only so advanced. Lets say As much as I love to bag on this guy I think you are misinterpreting what he meant.@@Its_charley
He needs to stay in his lane. Astrophysics.
It’s amazing what one small component can do to a super computer… it may only represent .001% of the machine, but it makes all the difference.
That alien's face better calm down.
A truly intelligent and advanced alien species would have sex by touching antennas or fingers together
Ayo?
I am confusion
🤣 made me spit out my spaghetti because I read this in Norm MacDonald’s voice for some reason lmao
E.Tussy
Intelligence hierarchy: Amoebas-British Football Hooligans-Chimps-Humans-Aliens
I bet the memes they have are straight GAS bro.
well, we are 75% genetically similar to chickens and 60% genetically similar to BANANAS. so %5 or %10 is not actually a small difference, it is incredibly huge
And 2 things would need to be considered a what you mentioned. So It would at least be better to take a comparison from, at a minimal, the base dna set for animals and exclude it. And probably better to take it for animals with brains (literal brains not figurative). Then make comparisons as such.
The second thing to consider is even if we encountered a life form with identical intelligence that is foreign to the planet the difference in dna if it even has dna would probably be titanic if not 100% different.
@@deraxelturrelkeign yes, most life forms (if not all) in earth are carbon based so a foreign life form could use another element. This will lead a drastic difference in DNA
its is impossible to have any idea what these kind of percentages mean, when you havnt got years of professional understanding of the topic, so dont even try to extrapolate anything from a healine like x has y % dna same as z. this means nothing, when you dont understand gentics on a high level
@@gudrunhartfaust9378 I didn't said this percentages means something. I am just saying that %5 or %10 difference in DNA may be sound small but it is huge
dont forget how close we are to rats and pigs
And Neil would still try to explain to the aliens why they're wrong
Why not?
Well how else would he be able to hear his own voice?
Lol!
Well aliens if they feel incline to help might pick the smartest and remake those into superior beings likely Neil included.
@mike garcia Niel isn't that big brain, I mean just to mention a few things. His ego is pretty big (and his knowledge not so) , he's smart but ignorant. I mean that's what the comment is talking about. The fact he believes he's always right no matter what. Niel isn't the best we have to offer.
Aliens know everything
"look these upright worms found water!"
Neil “Smoking all” deGrasse Tyson
V good 😂😂😂
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Neil "ur ass is grass" deGrasse Tyson
Chimps are smarter than tyson because they aren't z10 nist Islaamophobes.
No doubt!🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stand him.
“Sir this is a Wendy’s and your holding up the line”
Haha very funny.
lol I could see this in a movie!
you’re*
I work at Wendy’s lol
That aliens been mewing
No Neil. Sapience and cognition aren’t bound to each other so tightly.
So far no alien I've met has shown me any concept I couldn't comprehend.
I escaped area 51
I flew over Area 51 the day I landed
@@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls, pretty sure there are a lot of human-thought concepts you can’t comprehend
@@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls Well I got shot down my missiles, and its really not my fault my shield on my ship wasn't working.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Ailen dude so intelligent, he doesn't even need a mouth. He prolly figured out photosynthesis.
Edit: 😂 yo what i meant is photosynthesis, if he had telepathy or telekinesis he would still have the problem of getting food into his system because his has no mouth.
Scratching my head and my balls trying to figure out what you were trying to say here
@Wanye Kest he uses photosynthesis for mitosis with homosapiens therfore powerhouse of the cell
@@wanyekest6969 hes basically saying that if you figure out how photosynthesis works then u wont need to eat anymore, which makes sense
Primary function of the mouth is eating yes. We forget that in the modern world and the first thing that pops in the mind is how will they speak
there are other uses for the mouth 😆
Someone asked Neil what time it was
Neil :
Are they currently keeping some of us in zoos as well?
0.4% difference in DNA doesn't mean we are 0.4% smarter
Correct. The DNA responsible for our intelligence is actually a tiny number of changes relative to all the differences between us. How much smarter we are is not proportional to the changes, but rather related to what the actual changes did.
right, but this is neil degrasse tyson.
Just some more nonsense from NDT
Sure, but it doesnt change anything in this issue
That’s why he prefaced with “let’s say the percentage equals the gap” of course im paraphrasing but still
Imagine AI shows us that difference before Alien does.
When AI is able to learn as we do, it will be thousands of times smarter.
@@jonathan2847 No kidding, it will achieve in a few seconds what took us a hundred thousand years to achieve. All of human knowledge is but a single point of data for it, from that it draws conclusions that we couldn't possibly make and starts creating its own knowledge base from that point on. Within the first year it will have ideas beyond anything we have even started to comprehend. We help it build on those ideas physically until it no longer needs us around to help it. We best be nice to it and each other when that time comes because the last thing we want is to upset the mind of a god.
We wont need to imagine it, we are already holding the proverbial beer all that is left now is to watch and pray
They'll start calling us chimps
What if its already happening? It knows, but its missing a body? Just a funny thaught..
What humans achieved is not solely associated with human intelligence, it depends more on Human experience. 7000 years of civilization and discoveries and inventions are what got us to this point.
While when a human is born if they are isolated from civilization they wouldn't be much different from chimps...
Maybe aliens will talk to us in baby voice 😂 like we talk to our dogs
" Awwww Einstein so cute, come on gimme a kiss now "
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LOL! Thank you for that laugh! Chances are that they are smarter, but that is good news as that makes it more likely that they are not here to hurt us, but have everything they need already and just want to say "Hi" to the cute little humans :-)
Albert Einstein would be the dumbest in a class of unintelligent aliens.
No he wouldn't the average person's IQ is 100. 5% more is 105. Einsteins IQ was like 160. So if the average IQ of the alien was 105, a dumb alien would be much lower than 100
@@Dc-kk9bd Do you mean to tell me a chimp has an iq of 99.5?
He says "suppose" so none of this is true. You are much smarter than a chimp that might not recognize himself in a mirror
@@Dc-kk9bd that's not how it works lol going by ur logic a chimp would be smarter than many humans since by ur logic it's iq would be 99 nd there r many countries with average iq below 80
@@-IGRIS- no. I'm saying he's wrong. And a smart chimp is way smarter than a dumb human. Its not even close. Just watch them take tests and compete against scientists and crush them. If u and a chimp try to learn sign language at the same time, the chimp would learn much faster than you
I wonder if they have an Alien P Diddy 😂
If aliens are so bright then why do they keep crashing their flying saucers?
Have you ever seen one crushed? Maybe that's the way they try to give us some tech
People keep thinking Aliens would look hash, naked, and dirty. If a creature is much smarter than human, wouldn't it make sense that they would also look cleaner, healthier, and perhaps have on impressive fashion designs?? Maybe their intellect and appearance would seem to us as the literal definition of an angel even if they didnt have humanoid features?!
the question would then be, is fashion smart seen from an intelliget point of view. Or is fashion only smart see from an extreme consumer and capital point of view.
Nope our cloths just got smaller and smaller and then just dissapeared.
Fashion is for dumb people so not really.
@@nicolaichristensen4207 fashion is a mating thing so to speak, It also is about status too..I would assume anything vastly intelligent wouldn't need that because it's animalistic in a way. And they could possibly reproduce without a mate...so maybe they're "clothes" would be for different environments if they were sensitive to certain climates or atmospheres.
Yeah, definitely, but this is about less intelligent human artists trying to follow the even lesser intelligent director"s vison right :P ?
Suppose that an alien 5% smarter than us find out we're delicious.
No!! Neil was talking DNA vector...if we have almost the same DNA as monkey, imagine aliens have 5% different on vector than us...its not like he talk IQ points...don't believe all stuff taken out of context
A truly intelligent and advanced alien species would have sex by touching antennas or fingers together and would be pacifist.
@@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatinaLol why is that?
@@isaiahd5396I'm assuming it's because you would be smart enough to realise that killing each other isn't beneficial for the continued survival for your race. Idk tho. Competition between humans does encourage more and more inventions
@@zaingamingtv2242
De fato, isso incentivou bastante. Mas acho que é justamente por isso. Uma raça mais esperta não precisaria desse tipo de incentivo pra evoluir...
There have always been popular gateway bands. Just because the gateway bands don’t sound the same as before doesn’t mean the core has changed at all