Why does everyone copy each other!? Im pretty sure the internet consists of 90% bots and only 10% humans because all everyone does is copy each other like fucking sheeps 😂
I can understand the situation with Justice League’s directors cut because of the situation with his daughter and how DC treated him. However, to now rely on your fans waiting for a director’s cut to every movie and claiming it’s the definitive version is hack shit. He should also stick to directing and never write a script again with how atrocious the last 2 have been.
Fair point. Makes his movies feel like they're just the shit version while he makes you wait for the ultra plus prime Snyder cut like the original movie was holding him back. Its synonymous to me writing a 1000 words in a 300 word essay with the excuse that the limit holds back my genius. That just means you're doing a bad job at writing/directing in the same domain that other directors are flourishing .
He's never been a good writer. He's visual eye candy. The Only Movie he's done that has some glimpse of what could be good writing is Sucker Punch. It's multilayered, but I feel the theatrical cut or whatever ended up changing the movie a bit, so a lot the aspects of the movie worth talking about ended up on the editing floor. I leave out Watchmen because he didn't write it and he also managed to do less with it.
@@hash_brownie Good analogy, it's like he releases a first draft nowadays and then tries to fix and edit the errors instead of making a good film. Although his watchmen is my 2nd favorite movie, I can only count 4 movies I enjoyed by him. 300, legend of the guardians, watchmen and justice league.
The whole "sneider" cut thing was insane. imagine telling studios you could release a bad version of what you made, and then just say "my bad heres the real one." Who wouldnt abuse that.
The weird thing I've noticed online is, his fans don't love Zach Snyder movies because they are good... They only like Zach Snyder movies because Zach Snyder made them. This guy could've released Madam Web and his fans would've been pressuring the Academy to nominate it for an Oscar.
Damn my thoughts exactly I’ve beefed and talked to Snyder fans and they’re exactly how people see them as, like deadass I’ve asked if they liked guardians of the galaxy and they said yes 😭 they’re proving the parody’s right
Worst part about the line he mentions at 13:37 is I've heard that exact phrase said to me by very drunk men on bars. It sounds insane, but people are insane enough to say stuff like that irl
Idk where it started but men got the idea that women like being talked to like that and I will never understand why. It sounds cliche as shit but being yourself is literally the best way putting on some macho man mask or being an ass doesn't get you anywhere despite what the Andrew Tates of the world will have you believe. Talking as a man, men are fucking stupid and cruel I don't agree with the hating all men sentiment but i do understand why some people may feel that way 😂
@@siegebot82 this bot in specific has hundreds of comments on cr1tikal's channel, and i've seen it on another comment two days ago, which is why i reported it. same channel promoting the same CP with the same videos
Not exactly the same reason, but one of the reasons I love playing a mage in Dragon age is the Walking Bomb spell; your target explodes into a fountain of blood when they expire. And then there's Virulent Walking Bomb, where the spell will spread to the next closest enemy if your target expires due to the spell. Fun for all xD
@norkshit it must've. I still have some Brain power left and my vision left after watching them back to back. I'm Zac Snyder Jesus Which is worse than hell
“There’s a lot of slow motion. The episodes were running up to eight minutes under. The only way to stretch them out was with slow motion. And we tried to keep the slow motion away from the dialogue as much as possible. Anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion.” -Dean Lerner
6:52 so the little alien dude is a suicide bomber??!!! 🤣 God these movies sound so awful. I love your commentary, Charlie! ❤❤❤ I never used to watch any reaction videos, but I made an exception for you. Your sense of humor is the closest to mine that I can find on RUclips. Plus it helps that you're easy on the eyes.. ❤😍🥰🤗❤ (I think you're purdey) 😁 Thank you for making your videos. ❤ You're awesome, Charlie ❤
Your description of rebel moon has convinced me that if I make it as a big wig director I should do an action movie with a slow mo fight scene, that just continuously has faster characters like 8 layers deep that just keep doing even slower slow mos.
@shrap_assassin7625 NAH but lmao 🤣 and thank you for not being a AvaTysonWon bot no but there's a dismemberment mod for fallout 4 that released way back in the day where if you shoot someone basically there body parts just go flying everywhere no matter what body part that you shoot for example you can shoot someone in the right leg and there left arm will go flying off
@@TheNaughtyLlamaxXx I played on ps4 when it first released and only ever modded 3 and NV. That sounds pretty funny especially with how the ragdolls are in that game 😆
Zach makes shitty movies, then cries and is like, “This wasn't the version I wanted to make,” Then he just makes the movie 30-45 mins longer and calls it the Snyder cut.
Y’all really don’t understand that the directors cut footage was shot at the same time as the regular version. It’s not like he went back based on people criticisms. He always wanted to release this version, he just couldn’t unless he did the pg 13 version
My husband really likes action, science fiction and mecha movies. He watched it for 30 minutes and actually said: „That’s a boring movie.“ It was the first time he didn’t watch a movie until the end. I thought the Riddick movies were dumb, but Rebel moon took this place now.
This isn't a directors cut. This is a failed director's second attempt at making something crappies. This is like when I turn in a essay and get a D. And then I turn in my second draft even though the teacher said I cannot try again months after the original due date.
Jesus Christ, it’s not a second attempt. It’s not that hard to get. He always intended to release this version, he just had to do the other one in order to get Netflix to let him do whatever he wanted with the r rated cut
I love that I never even heard of Rebel Moon before this video. Once again, Charlie keeping me in touch with what's going on on the other side of my rock.
14:05 That is false. I had zero interest in watching it and now, after hearing all of this, I have EXTREMELY HIGH interest in watching it now. So you, are wrong.
My father actually LOVES the Rebel Moon movies. whenever he has trouble sleeping, he just puts them on to instantly fall asleep.
Lame
@@pnut3844ableHey, man, you hear something?
You do?
Yeah, that’s the sound of the joke flying over your head.
@@pnut3844able sorry for your loss
"He had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
@@pnut3844able ???
When Zach heard his characters were flat he thought the critics were talking about their melons
Dang
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MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN THIS SLOP 😂
MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN THIS SLOP 😂
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It’s ok, Charlie, because of your time wasted, now we don’t have to, we love you.
this feels scarily sincere
I might still waste a bit of my time for a hate watch.
@@Mcbruce-ix1pthow did you somehow comment before the bots
@@AHHHHHHHH21immortality
Except, Imma watch them because there are boobs now
“FUCK FOR THE HARVEST!” Brother I choked on my oatmeal 😭
it reminds me of that damn lemur mating ritual at the beginning of Dinosaur lmao
@@allisonmoon2536Spot on 😂
Why does that remind me of the khorne chant
FUCK FOR THE HARVEST!
SEX FOR THE GRAIN!
@@allisonmoon2536Which Dinosaur movie/TV show are you talking about?
@@kimrose1559 it’s a Disney film from the 2000s that’s titled “Dinosaur”
Watching this the Snyder's way. 0.25 speed
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Thank god for the captions, I never woulda guessed that Charlie would WILLINGLY re-watch Rebel Moon, much less the directors cut.
bro
thank god for this comment, since i dont care about the topic, i dont have to watch the video. awesome
what the fuck are these bots ffs
😂 right? Such a horrible idea Charlie!
@TheSleepii i reported
i reported it we good
If a movie has too many explosions, it’s a Michael Bay movie. If it has too many slow mos, it’s a Zac Snyder movie
Get them both together on a movie and we'll have the most nonsensical movie in the world with a 20-hour director's cut with included self fellatio
If a movie has too many lense flares its a JJ Abrahams movie. 🤷
Why not both?
If it has too many teen girls “falling in love” with an old neurotic man, it’s a Woody Allen film.
If it has an uncomfortably large amount of foot shots in it, it’s a Quentin Tarantino movie
Charlies ability to hate watch needs to be studied 😭🙏
These bots just don't let up :/
@@Rxnin_Kagemxrijust report them
im just gonna give up looking at replies
I feel like EFAP is the authority on hate watching
@@jelloistasty but they only hate it when there's a black or female main character
"Come hell or high water, honkers will arive"
Thank you Charlie, I have a newfound saying that I will quote whenever the time deems necessary
I can't wait for someone to take 8:02 out of context
It is the right context
I read this comment at like 2 minutes into the video and clicked the time stamp on accident ;-;
That clip should become a meme
_"Okay now take her clothes off, do it. Do it now"_
Wake up, honey. New Charlie meme just dropped.
0:05 I audibly said “why?!”
I said why out loud too😂😂
I said wtf 😂
I was about to just comment "why"😂
Why does everyone copy each other!? Im pretty sure the internet consists of 90% bots and only 10% humans because all everyone does is copy each other like fucking sheeps 😂
Bro is a masochist😭
I think this guy wanted to make a prono, but half way through he was like "this script is brilliant, I need to make a film out of this"
That's basically what happened to the Fate series.
I can understand the situation with Justice League’s directors cut because of the situation with his daughter and how DC treated him. However, to now rely on your fans waiting for a director’s cut to every movie and claiming it’s the definitive version is hack shit. He should also stick to directing and never write a script again with how atrocious the last 2 have been.
Fair point. Makes his movies feel like they're just the shit version while he makes you wait for the ultra plus prime Snyder cut like the original movie was holding him back. Its synonymous to me writing a 1000 words in a 300 word essay with the excuse that the limit holds back my genius. That just means you're doing a bad job at writing/directing in the same domain that other directors are flourishing .
@AvaTysonWonMy god, you are everywhere. No one cares. How about spending more time with the people who love you. Oh wait. Probably a very short list.
@@greatjob2023that’s the worst insult I’ve ever heard in my entire life😂
He's never been a good writer. He's visual eye candy. The Only Movie he's done that has some glimpse of what could be good writing is Sucker Punch. It's multilayered, but I feel the theatrical cut or whatever ended up changing the movie a bit, so a lot the aspects of the movie worth talking about ended up on the editing floor. I leave out Watchmen because he didn't write it and he also managed to do less with it.
@@hash_brownie Good analogy, it's like he releases a first draft nowadays and then tries to fix and edit the errors instead of making a good film. Although his watchmen is my 2nd favorite movie, I can only count 4 movies I enjoyed by him. 300, legend of the guardians, watchmen and justice league.
The whole "sneider" cut thing was insane. imagine telling studios you could release a bad version of what you made, and then just say "my bad heres the real one." Who wouldnt abuse that.
This guy loves slow motion more than Michael Bay loves explosions.
Atleast explosions are cool & interesting to watch compared to boring ass slomo
at least explosions are cool
The ol “butthole flying outta the shoulder” shot. Always a classic.
The weird thing I've noticed online is, his fans don't love Zach Snyder movies because they are good... They only like Zach Snyder movies because Zach Snyder made them. This guy could've released Madam Web and his fans would've been pressuring the Academy to nominate it for an Oscar.
Damn my thoughts exactly I’ve beefed and talked to Snyder fans and they’re exactly how people see them as, like deadass I’ve asked if they liked guardians of the galaxy and they said yes 😭 they’re proving the parody’s right
@@MrDestroyah-kf6ov Guardians of the galaxy was directed by James Gunn... and is known as a great movie... What?
@@kdoggbarkbark7434 some people like it? What’s up?
@@MrDestroyah-kf6ovbro what does guardians have to do with this 💀
@@korokseed1619 nothing I just find it funny that they hate James Gunn for old allegations and like his marvel films but hate his Dc films
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
The Directors cut seems like zac snyders way of not accepting that he's fallen off
Worst part about the line he mentions at 13:37 is I've heard that exact phrase said to me by very drunk men on bars. It sounds insane, but people are insane enough to say stuff like that irl
@@SkeeterMcFarlen ofc you do 🙄
Idk where it started but men got the idea that women like being talked to like that and I will never understand why. It sounds cliche as shit but being yourself is literally the best way putting on some macho man mask or being an ass doesn't get you anywhere despite what the Andrew Tates of the world will have you believe. Talking as a man, men are fucking stupid and cruel I don't agree with the hating all men sentiment but i do understand why some people may feel that way 😂
@@SkeeterMcFarlen it was a typo? XD
@@SkeeterMcFarlen sounds like you need your medication dawg tf are you doing? 😂
@@SkeeterMcFarlen I can smell you through the screen please go shower
13:42 new Cr1tikal meme just dropped
You're so right 😂😂😂
* throws flying kiss *
_"Bravo, now that's cinema. Wow wow"_
Need a Snyder's cut of the Borderlands movie 💀
Lmfao shut up nooooo 😂
watch the slo mo timelapse of the wrinkles in geriatriclands' granny lilith face get even more wrinkly as the movie goes zac snyder style!
Charls hate watching Rebel Moon for hours on end is the motivation I need to get through my life
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slow motion farming? I didn't think it got any slower than waiting 6 months for things to grow. My prayers are answered.
Really surprised Zach didn’t make a slo-mo “climax” during *those* scenes, lmfao.
rebel moon probably uses more slo-mo than the whip crackle sound in johnny test
why is this bot still on the platform
@@CrimiCryos
It's crazy. It's promoting CP and yet the account is not removed by RUclips.
@@JarlWalrus i reported the same exact bot 2 days ago for promoting CP and yet there's still no action about it, it's baffling.
@@CrimiCryos you guys really think it's the same bot? He's from the same farm for sure but it's a new bot, the last one likely did get deleted.
@@siegebot82 this bot in specific has hundreds of comments on cr1tikal's channel, and i've seen it on another comment two days ago, which is why i reported it. same channel promoting the same CP with the same videos
Charlie payed for everyone's sins with this sacrifice
*paid
the facebook grandmas were right
@AvaTysonWonhell yea i’ve always wanted to watch it tysm
@@ferretyluvheil AEIOUdolf HIOUtlEIOUr
@@dogwelderyt imagine responding to a bot
Zach Schneider is the guy who sees that joke in Futurama about the movie filmed entirely in slow motion and thinks it's a good idea
It could be done if the right setting a plot. A slow mow silent war movie could work
@@mdb45424no it couldnt. Thats stupid as fuck bro
i have rewatched futurama like 25 times and i have never seen a joke about a movie being filmed entirely in slow motion
ZacH SCHNEIDER needs to get back to making Canadian lunch meats.
you managed to misspell his first and last name
Not exactly the same reason, but one of the reasons I love playing a mage in Dragon age is the Walking Bomb spell; your target explodes into a fountain of blood when they expire. And then there's Virulent Walking Bomb, where the spell will spread to the next closest enemy if your target expires due to the spell. Fun for all xD
5:55 This is my favorite scene described by Charles
Wait there is a non director's cut? I watched both of them last night back to back. Idk how I'm alive.
Yes. That was the one released earlier this year.
@@thesheepersgame5199 I hate myself for watching those dog shit director cut versions.
@@accountname9872 dam you probably have some std now ngl
Well I think it’s pretty clear that your epic gamer family guy pfp protected you from Zach Snyder’s unholy affront to God.
@norkshit it must've. I still have some Brain power left and my vision left after watching them back to back. I'm Zac Snyder Jesus
Which is worse than hell
“There’s a lot of slow motion. The episodes were running up to eight minutes under. The only way to stretch them out was with slow motion. And we tried to keep the slow motion away from the dialogue as much as possible. Anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion.” -Dean Lerner
A fellow Garth Marenghi fan!
Slow-mo and Zack Snyder is like lens flare and JJ Abrams.
@@IcespherePlaysGames or a thinly veiled fetish and Tarantino.
@@Slappaccino or a secret conference meeting and Harvey Weinstein
But..... why??? 8 minutes short??? Who cares?? Snyder is the biggest hack I've seen in a long time, maybe of all time.
I watch the rebel moon series almost daily ever since they came out. Couldn't for the live of me tell you what they're about. I pass out too quickly.
based
6:52 so the little alien dude is a suicide bomber??!!! 🤣
God these movies sound so awful.
I love your commentary, Charlie! ❤❤❤
I never used to watch any reaction videos, but I made an exception for you.
Your sense of humor is the closest to mine that I can find on RUclips. Plus it helps that you're easy on the eyes.. ❤😍🥰🤗❤
(I think you're purdey) 😁
Thank you for making your videos. ❤
You're awesome, Charlie ❤
1:37 slow motion,slow mo is wild.
13:00 somehow the idea of that an "alien pervert" exists made me laugh for whatever reason 😄
@AvaTysonWon dude shut up
@@Luvcloverr why are you replying to bots
How do you even come up with that idea, a combination of idea balls?
wait howd the bots get the translate to not translate?
"Soak hard tonight! Soak for the harvest!" -if they were a Mormon colony.
Only the real ones will get this joke
I don't get it. I'm Italian.
We're not that weird over here.
Why sacrifice your sanity...this is Black Shirt Charlie's origin story
Sounds like the director cut is basically his debut for amateur pronoz lol
7:18 berserk reference?
"I'm surprised there wasn't slow mo during the sex scene" Zach= "Write that down!"
The balls harden.
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Confirmed 👍
Epic comment
Very relatable
andrew tate wept
Your description of rebel moon has convinced me that if I make it as a big wig director I should do an action movie with a slow mo fight scene, that just continuously has faster characters like 8 layers deep that just keep doing even slower slow mos.
So sorry your comment got plagiarized. Trust me, I'm doing everything I can against those dam bots.
@@PatrickLimmer I got plagiarized?! I’d be pissed if I could read.
Zack wanted to name his movie Harvest Moon but that name was already taken.
the lil alien blowing himself up is so based
Wait guys there might still be an ultimate cut for this director cut. Imagine 17 hours of rebel moon, Charles will die.
Truly a saint to put himself through such pain to get us this information
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A common Charlie W for making us not watch Rebel Moon and painfully watch it
watching this 7 hours late just feels right
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It sounds like the movie equivalent a dev removing features from the base game just to sell them in the DLC.
"that scene didn't add anything, it was just weird" literally all of Zack Snyder's films summed up in one sentence
All sex scenes
Keep lying to yourself and one day you’ll actually believe it.
If you don’t believe it already.
The cope is hard with this one @julianseguin2748
A brave hero we dont deserve
5:08 Like a Fallout mod 💀
You mean like the perk bloody mess? I think Synder only played the games once
@shrap_assassin7625 NAH but lmao 🤣 and thank you for not being a AvaTysonWon bot no but there's a dismemberment mod for fallout 4 that released way back in the day where if you shoot someone basically there body parts just go flying everywhere no matter what body part that you shoot for example you can shoot someone in the right leg and there left arm will go flying off
@shrap_assassin7625 Yep it's a good gore mod
@@TheNaughtyLlamaxXx I played on ps4 when it first released and only ever modded 3 and NV. That sounds pretty funny especially with how the ragdolls are in that game 😆
around 17:34 , charlie start saying hawk shaw and i kept thinking bro was gonna say hawk tuah instead
4:29 bloody mess is a great perk tho
3:17 im stealing that, Charlie!! lol
iirc he said something similar in his review of re:zero S2
AS A BAGS OF GRAIN GETTING THROWN THROUGH THE AIR enthusiast, i enjoyed all 74 hours of slow mo
Zach makes shitty movies, then cries and is like, “This wasn't the version I wanted to make,” Then he just makes the movie 30-45 mins longer and calls it the Snyder cut.
Y’all really don’t understand that the directors cut footage was shot at the same time as the regular version. It’s not like he went back based on people criticisms. He always wanted to release this version, he just couldn’t unless he did the pg 13 version
Classic hack snyder
"Come hell or high water, honkers will arrive"
How the hell does this man come up with these🤣
He needs the bible everyday
Damn Charlie is a BEAST for wasting 7 hours, just to make content for us.
Real
I love Zack. But I can tell from his trailers alone if I need to book a viewing for his films. I learned my lesson with BvS.
MARTHAAAA!
i just realized on other videos he can clickbait with perfection without clickbaiting at all
This is truly a Charles White moment of all time
“Come hell or high water, honkers will arrive.”
The director's cut is just the whole movie in slow motion.
Sacrificed himself to watch the worst movies and play worst games ever. The world wouldn't be the same without this man!
Rebel moon feels like some kind of fever dream. The type where you’re absolutely delirious.
Is there a type of fever dream where your not delirious? Lmao
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Charlie Speedrunning movies now
When Zack Snyder sold his soul to be in Hollywood, his binding vow was putting slow-motion where it doesn’t belong.
Zach Schneider seems to be in the habit of thinking extended cuts will save his terrible movies.
Ngl this sounds like an Elon musk fever dream … so weird
super underrated comment
My husband really likes action, science fiction and mecha movies. He watched it for 30 minutes and actually said: „That’s a boring movie.“ It was the first time he didn’t watch a movie until the end. I thought the Riddick movies were dumb, but Rebel moon took this place now.
9:35 Why are you selling us the movie, now I gotta watch it to make some scientific conclusions and answers 😤
Zach grew up with those old samurai movies with excessive blood, so that's how he internalized how wounds work.
I watch a single episode of it and thought "Yep, this is gonna be boring asf".
The title has the same vibes as “We paid 9 dollars for this?!”
I waited 7 hours to watch this video
Now it makes sense why there was so much emphasis on the kinky shit in Watchmen.
These videos are great for listening to in the car, it's such a riot 😂
I swear Snyder uses slo mo to pad runtime and that’s it
The middle of the the video is at around 10:45
Thanks bro
Closer would be 10:32
Just as close would be 10:33
things me and Charlie have in common that make us best friends: Watching rebel moon director's cut part 1 + 2 and having a gag reflex for doing so.
Me who watched this 7 hours after the video dropped.
I don't even know what Rebel Moon is.
INSANEO STYLE MENTIONED!!!!! IT WORKED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 13:52
Watching 7 hours later after it was upload
"I need to wash my mouth out with soap" is crazy
That is an extreme insult to an movie and I approve of it (the insult)
bro watched 5 seconds of the video
Are you fatherless or something?@AvaTysonWon
@emmetriley22 Hey, I can comment whatever I want, pal, as long as it fits the RUclips guidelines.
Dude. You are disgusting. I could care less. @AvaTysonWon
You’re the movie equivalent of Martincitopants putting yourselves through painful things for us.
11:40 now that's a lie, you just said that you rooted for the little alien that blew up
The thumbnail gives me vibes of him wasting 7 hours finding a good thumbnail😂
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@AvaTysonWonPISS OFF
hey charlie
This isn't a directors cut. This is a failed director's second attempt at making something crappies. This is like when I turn in a essay and get a D. And then I turn in my second draft even though the teacher said I cannot try again months after the original due date.
Jesus Christ, it’s not a second attempt. It’s not that hard to get. He always intended to release this version, he just had to do the other one in order to get Netflix to let him do whatever he wanted with the r rated cut
Thank you for heroically diving in front of this bullet and taking it for us. A true brother 🙌
The directors cuts were fire 🔥
video ends at 21:05
Nuh-uh
Thanks
Thank you wise one
he says “spite” at 0:28
Gracias
Thank you sir 🫡🫡🫡
I wouldn’t have seen it without you 🫡
The cut scenes from knights of the old republic are a better movie than anything disney has put out lol.
I am bewildered you put yourself trough this
I love that I never even heard of Rebel Moon before this video. Once again, Charlie keeping me in touch with what's going on on the other side of my rock.
14:05 That is false. I had zero interest in watching it and now, after hearing all of this, I have EXTREMELY HIGH interest in watching it now. So you, are wrong.
So you’re just gonna watch it just for the adult scenes
Snider doesn't realize he's merely created a porno with plot. And porn does have value