Sipping FAKE LEAN...
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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In todays video, I talk about sipping fake lean with the homies. At the time I did not realize it was fake - but looking back on it, it certainly was. Enjoy!
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#1 fan
I love yo shit bro u should send me a care package im in canada so the doses are limited and the shit they sell dont get me high so i wanna try sum bro
Hhc vapes I wouldn’t buy the gummies hit good the thcp hit hard but not worth it. Hit or miss but there’s gotta be better sites
@@J.T.sportscardsyou can buy edibles online in canada bruh. gobby can’t afford to pay for an army of users drugs
just turned 20 years old 8 minutes ago, goblin came in at the perfect time once again. time to get stupid high
Happy birthday 🎂
Cheers
Happy birthday welcome to 20🎉🎉🎉
thats sad, i hope u start doing better soon get ur life together i believe in u
dad turned 55 yesterday. to you, man
Thank you for this absolute banger of a bedtime story
I am on an edible and 8.5 beans 🤖🤖🤖🤖
Facts man late off work😂😂
Just took 29 fent cut xans and downed a 40 of ciroc, perfect timing as usual Gobby!!!
Bro will not wake up
bro if u rly took 29 of those fuckers its finna be a hoot and a holla for sure
@@Chase16000waking up next to Tupac and Abe Lincoln 😂
Dude that is SO SO safe of a combo. Make sure to add a gram of meth and a strip of LSD. Maybe some duster too for the cherry on top. And 29 Fetty xans?! Shit I just slammed 3 grams of fentanyl powder. Safest combo ever. (Disclaimer for the idiots who think I'm serious...........it's called sarcasm).
If this is true then he wont wake up again. RIP
It’s a literal dream to have a smoke sesh with goblin one day 🥺 also this facecam format is really entertaining with your immersive storytelling, you should do this more often 🤙
Lmao 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺lil baby
@@RyanDutchakfor gobble daddy yessir 💪
You need bigger dreams dude
last night I dreamt I found a ball of opium in a coat jacket in the foyer. Was a bit disappointed when I woke up
agree! especially with the pause and the commenting during editing lol
Gobby we want you to take an absurd edible amount and attempt telling a story. Even if the mission isn’t complete it’d still be funny
Face cam style, no cut edits. Just stoned and lagging the whole
My life is flying downhill and im struggling, but this helps, thanks gobby.
Everything happens for a reason, even if that’s not what you wanna hear but every moment is like a puzzle piece forming the big picture 💯
Best of luck. One day at a time. We all gotta deal with the struggle at times.
Hang in there, everything your experiencing rn will pass. Everything is temporary 🤙✌️❤️
Me too man but we keep fighting
Same. Just know u aren't alone! Keep pushing it'll all work out.
personally i fw the face cam the hand gestures and expressions make the story better and more funny
Goblin: lets try to not get this vid age restricted
Also Gob: 8:49
And 13:04
just wait till the algorithm starts scanning the comments
Lmao
best comment I’ve read
I can’t 😭😭😭
in the infancy of my weed usage, I walked into a smoke shop and asked about edibles. I was still 19 and I knew that shop didn't ID. The worker showed me what Goblin took in this video and said it was the best stuff they had. I bought it and later that night I took a strip.
i thought I had a high tolerance... I didn't....
had a horrible night, felt more like a psychedelic hellscape more than a greenout.
When it started getting too intense i got in the shower. This is where it got even worse, i started loosing my balance, and was exiting my headspace in a badway. Eventually i turned off the shower and got onto the floor on my hands and knees in a praying position. My pov went from 3rd person at an angle, i saw my body in prayer position, then this pov camera zoomed into my head, where my torso shot up in the air, before going back into prayer position. This repeated for about 6-8 times. Each time the POV would zoom back into my head i would enter 1st person view again in a massive blow of energy, before again of course going back into the 3rd person loop.
I had no energy at this point, and threw up a small bit into the shower. At that point i thought i just needed to get to sleep. I gathered all my left over focus and energy, and stumbled through the bathroom to my room. I practically threw myself back first onto the bed.
While laying down on my back, i threw up a nightmarish amount of vomit. It flowed through the sides of my cheeks and pooled on the side of my head. When i woke up the next morning, i was still laying down in my vomit... I still couldn't move, i was stuck there for about an hour. luckily my mom was home and found me in my greenedout state. When she opened the door it sobered me up enough to get up and clean myself up, before going back to bed and sleeping through the rest of the entire day. My poor mom took care of me for the rest of the day and took care with throwing away the bed sheets and mattress...
This was entirely my fault because i had practically 0 tolerance, i had only been smoking a dispo maybe 3-4 times a week. I learned a lot from this experience.
This reminds me of my first time taking a edible while at a amusement park 💀💀 I felt like I was stuck in a timeloop in the restroom. I'm not too sure how to explain over text, but I'll try my best. When I was at the peak me and my friends were on some rides. And it had rained earlier, so the seats were kinda wet. I was high asf and I felt like I pissed my pants. Then I asked my friends if we could go to the restroom. I go in the handicap stall. Idk if I used the restroom, but I felt like I had to keep checking my pants and kept on doing that and buckling up my belt & undoing it for what felt like forever. It was probably 3-5 times I did it. Then I go to wash my hands and walk outside to look for my friends. Luckily they were by the door and I'm like How long was I inside? And they were like Not that long? Then I'm like 'Wait, I left my phone inside' then one of my friends goes inside. Cleans it cause I left it by the sink. And yeah 💀 I've had other experiences with edible but, never like that again 💀😳
Should have stuck to an actual thc based edible for your first time eating it, semi-synthetic cannabinoids like the ones found in the stuff you and Goblin ate aren’t as well studied yet and are more unpredictable and can be more potent with different effects from thc.
@@mvmusic8467 true, but I was young and dumb + didn't want to risk having to go through a dealer
Aw man... How did you manage not to die from choking on your vomit like that? So glad that didnt happen but im also just shocked that it didnt
like 6 years ago when i was 16, i used to think this fools stories were fake cuz i was ignorant and only smoked weed. a 4 year crippling coke and g addiction then subsequent recovery later, these stories dont even come close to some of the shit i did. glad you still around makin content pimp, one upper addict to another. much love.
goblin with the impeccable timing, just did so much jenkum.
broo fucking jenkem 😂
i did a presentation on jenkem for school like 2 weeks ago
Always a hoot and a holler when goblin post🤷♂️
Molly feels like when a movie pans out and has the sun glare come over the camera slowly.
Thanks for the bedtime story gobby, hope you doing well bro
Was about to say the same thing
Glad to see the facecam stories are continuing
2:45 I’m here for the dancing Goblin, we need more
The daily uploads are going crazy the hoots and hollers are at never before seen levels bois
factss the goblin is goblining all over the place
Always on time and I appreciate u uploading a lot more keep up the content love u mane
i been watching you for so long bro you literally inspire me to smoke fr
Now that's what I call a hoot and a holler!
You blessed us with 2 videos in one day. Christmas truly came early
I just came here to say I love listening to your molly stories. They crack me up like nothing else anymore
@OliverIsakchannel 4 days old, i bet all u are using is VPN and think you are god haha
I love when these vids release at 5am when I'm hammered
Got some good food coming and I'm stoned Gobs drops a video, what more can you ask for 🤘🔥🔥
"KFC, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and pie. That is an American thanksgiving ladies and gentlemen"
"Smoke meth, grow the fuck up" is my favorite out of context quote of this clip lol
perfect timing is an understatment, love u gob!
Literally perfect timing how does he do it every time
You and Thomas(Yola) are the best story tellers my god
Loving the consistent keep it up love your videos man
The grimace ball juice bit got me😂😂 boy do I remember the days of $50 lines of watery lean with the boys. From one Karo king to another, salute🫡
20 months deep into fent recovery coming this Tuesday the 5th. Just wanna say, while it may not be super constructive to relive my substance abuse vicariously thru these stories, it sure does bring up some crazy memories. Thank you for doing what you do and creating a space where I don’t feel like a psycho for my crazy drug abuse🙏🏽
@@710kenzoYo man, just wanna say good job, 20 months is a long time, do everyone proud and keep that going, good shit 👍
@@tings. thank you man i really appreciate that
W timing
Goblin's Dad is a German clockmaker and his mother is the concept of punctuality.
Other people on christmas:
I really want to see family and eat all the good food!!
Me:
I might just destroy my cranium.
gobs the type of person to do so many uppers and downers that he ends up normal again😂
Fire video 🔥 Smoking a runt and I’m happy love the content keep it up 🥤💀🔥
They see this guy and they immediately think he’ll just giggle for a bit when they tickle his chin
Goblin I wanna say thanks for keeping me entertained, I’m going to rehab due to an addiction to getting “F’d Up” on any substance put near my face.
Feel free to ignore if you want but what substance do you have a serious issue with if you don't mind me asking
@@turboshazed7370hes addicted to getting fucked up if your like that you will abuse anything you get into your hands
Goblins timing is always impeccable
GOBBY WE NEED MORE FACE CAM FORMAT VIDS!
Came here for High Quality, Heavily Edited Content.
Stayed for the High Quality Story Telling and I'm not disappointed..! ✌️😂
I think I might be enjoying watching this more than most "High Quality, Highly Editing" Content that's made these days. Lol
Goblin been consistent recently
Been pumping that content lately. Keep it up gobby! 🔥
Your videos are extremely nostalgic if I watch during a trip now because I always watched your videos tripping a lot as a teenager
I be in the damn dish pit at work listening to all of this man’s shit.
Love your videos man keep up the good work 👍🏼
Do a video where you have your cat try different catnip products
Don't eat the whole bag gobby 😂 heard a story of some german guys who ate too much hhc and had seizures and shit.
Gob and friends constantly doing stims and wondering why none of them are hungry 💀 classic as always
18:50 bro its our planet. The bald eagles and the crazy ass tucans from India are my favorite. Also worth noting that each episode the narrators are different people, and one of the narrators is walter white from breaking bad.
Been fucking w the content recently goblin
I remember turning on planet earth after a candy flip which was also my first time rolling. The whales had me geeked
Goblin please continue to make story times including ur face i think its better content then jus the game oh well jus my opinion ur channel ur career do what u want
the vibes are immaculate tonight
I remember being a teenager and how holy it felt to have a gram or 2 of bud on you haha. I remember the first time I bought a quarter! I felt like a boss. The homies and myself would smoke all night
Thank you for dropping when I'm already lit Goblin!
Stay away from the dirty lean only smoke green love ya goblin ❤
Dang man all these recent uploads are making me super hype!
Baked asf bois and time for a gobby classic
I love this style of videos, Gobby ❤️
Perfect timing before finding a 5 year old video
Perfect timing just got off work and cracked open a Dr. Pepper
Dude how tf does he do this?
Taking 500mg of edibles, and telling stories, that happened 5 years ago accurately down to the last detail, even remembering how much chinken he and his friends left...
I couldn't do that on 25mg, my man is the true alpha
goblin knows so little damn about lean, when he says they even got real stuff at one point, I don't believe him 🤣🤣
timing is insane, just took a dab under a minute ago
13:07 "Smoke M*** grow tf up" had me dying
i loved the part where he gobbed on everyone
Perfect timing sir I needed this
Ayy, a Gobmeister bedtime story! Perfectly timed as always.
#1hr gang
This is just a me thing but the way the videos thumbnails n titles look makes me not want to click but when i do click i start binge watching 😂
Man you love to see goblin doing good
man theese my fav videos dawg been watching since rehab series
Perfect timing! Sparking up my half smoked J 😋
thank you for the bedtime stories 🙏🏽🙏🏽
love the longer videos man gives me time to drank n smoke baby
Much love goblin ur videos are always good 💯🆙
great timing, geek vid while i’m geeked 😂😂
this video is golden 😂
Goblin I hit a cart in class today and it felt great
Yoo perfect timing as always 🔥🔥🔥
Oh yeah boi anotha goblin hoot and holler let's go
Impeccable time as always, another goblin video to tuck me in for the night🙏
"I'm hørny, but I'm not too hard". Put that on a t-shirt and I'll buy it :D
fuck
your
self
in
the
INSANE TIMING THANKS GOBBY
That Molly jaw clenching be like that tho 20:15 😭😭
wise words from goblin: 13:05
Straight heat every time goblin 🔥🔥🔥
I’m having the worlds most stressful day. This video really helped me calm down during a bit of down time. Thank you goblin
Me too bro, feeling lost rn but I hope things get better from now on
@@joegood4173i believe in u joe
Glad to see his videos do that. They helped me too. Aye man everything is gonna be better life is ups and downs it would be boring if it was.all ups
What substance u did
Hope everything having a great night if not shit will get better
Peep the 3 packages in the background...15k mg challenge coming?
Im calling it now😂
Perfect timing, I’m at work bored affff and this popped up on my feed
The Popeyes part was hilarious! I’m really fucking high right now and I’m dying laughing!
Lucki sipped all the drank in Chicago so goblin had to sip the fake
Great timing I was fighting demons till your cute lil face popped up😊😊
lollll found your channel a couple months back and I gotta say, im definitely hooked
here we go with another BANGER!!!
Nobody thought to heat up the chicken 🤣
Day one og goat !! Fr gotta get faded when goblin post!!🦾🤯🫡🥴🫁
bruh the second I saw the thumbnail i laughed and said oh yeah lemme grab a beer😂