The only thing needed for Czechoslovakia to be as wealthy and developed as Austria today was to not be added to Eastern Block sphere during Yalta conference by Stalin and Allies, accept Marshall plan or at least not be invaded in 1968 when it wanted to go more liberal/indipendent/democratic form of socialism. Czechoslovakia before socialism was one of most industrialized countries in the world, far richer than any southern european country or Poland, Hungary and similar, with comparable gdp per capita and living quality as neigboring Austria. The only thing that pushed it back were those 40 years of being Soviet satelite, where Soviets extracted a lot of its resources and centrally planned economy as we all know today leads only to decline. Fortunately after 1989 it recovered quickly and now is around 95% of EU economy average, which is comparable to Spain, Italy or Estonia.
Forget Zapadoslavia... Realizing that what Western powers did in Munich was treason and that position of Austria is untenable, Czechoslovakia demanded full annexation of Austria and, given the role of Czechoslovak soldiers throughout the war, particularly during the Battle for Britain, this demand was pushed through by the UK. Later on, all German speaking population had been deported to Germany and Switzerland, their assets seized by Beneš decrees. Understanding the coming danger from USSR and seeing the West as relatively unreliable, Poland, Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia revisited Medzimorze concept and reorganized into a federal republic with federal capitol in Krakow called The Slavic Federation. Post war situation in Europe, however, presented a problem. The federation was devastated by the war, particularly in Poland. Therefore, the federation accepted the Marshal plan only carefully and late and becomes a haven for dissidents from Russia, Romania, Hungary and other nations under Communist yoke, with whom it repopulated former Austrian territory. Only German dissidents were processed for asylum in USA, never allowed to settle in the Slavic Federation. Outside of this, the Federation entered period of isolationism with occasional spats with the Soviet puppets and skirmishes with the Soviet union itself. As far as Europe was concerned, there were two Iron curtains spaning from the Baltic to Adriatic now. As the Marshal plan was rebuilding the nation, the Federation gradually strengthened it's relationship with USA and then focused on Africa, where it focused on delivering agricultural machinery, tractors and medical equipment, which earned it very similar access to local politicians and resources as Former colonial powers, only without the baggage. Realizing the gravity of world trade, the Federation adopted English as lingua franca along side of it's constituent national languages. A decision, that caused controversy among more patriotic members of constituent societies. Particularly in former Yugoslavia, the move had been opposed and only intervention of one Yozef Broz Tito averted civil war from breaking out in Serbian and Croat states. Fast forward to 1990s and the nation has only now started to reestablish relations with other European nations. After a long series of Polish, Serbian and Croat presidents, the Federation elected Czech Václav Havel into the office, who ran on platform of humanism and general politeness. Something, that had been missing in the politics for a very long time. His first international destination? Reunited Germany...
@@Quirex10 what's not clear? Lands where usually controled by their local nobles so 'we' controled nothing. And roayal family who was in control of all of them were Lithuanians, so again - 'we' Bohemians controled nothing, Moravians, Germans, Jewss or Czechs. But the one important fact is that capital city matter. And it was Praha.
hi. can i ask you, where exactly did you find this cover on the czech anthem? it’s like the beautifulest i’ve ever heard. thank you mate, a great video!:)
How we got under eastern block? Hitler - Stallin main dish seasoned with some anglofranconian double threachery with a bit of cowardness ;) The dish is called Munchen&Jalta Agreements. Being under Austria could be nice with less of germanisation. But degermanisation went a bit wild, didn't it? Interestingly. My mothers family blended in between Tschechische Bohmen smoothly and even linguistically :) And yeah, I must agree that option to be Czech-German bilingual from birth sounds tempting. But if I could and must to choose between those two language it's czech one. I love that language. It's so well made for people like me with less of rigid memory and more of creativity.
Because the communists won the postwar election. And the plan of some non-communist ministers to force a snap election backfired, when president Beneš just allowed Gottwald to fill the now vacant positions with his comrades.
I like the variant from sea to sea, thus from Baltic to Adriatic, including completely Slesia, along the border of Germany and Poland, Austria and Slovenia.
@@tendirectionsua Don´t know the other guy, but as Czech myself I find the current situation rather miserable too. The society is split, the culture is dying out due to Westernization, the economy is doing poorly and the government is perfectly happy to send you in front of court for comments that are not democratic enough. So agree with the wrong side in some conflict, or say something like "Rapists should be killed" and you will find yourself in front of a court pretty soon. The political culture is down the drain with all revenant parties either trying to outdo each other in incompetence and corruption, or just attract people by acting like bar drunks. There is constant danger looming over heads in regards to immigration, because we live in fear that one day migrants from Africa and Middle east stop going to Germany and start heading to us, or even through us and honestly so many other issues.
@@Sergei-kr3ds that Is not true And you know it. No one here Is arrested for comments. But you can be arrested for support of terrorism, if you are influetial enougt.
@@_KUBA it is true, just check the news for court rulling on "hateful comments" even mainstream media report for it. Even rather mild stuff, like saying something about gypsies got people sentenced.
Romans are not the option really - You have to see Italians in here and you would recognise them easily - people in jackets and trousers in between people in T-shirts and shorts. You won't see them a lot around during winter though! :D And winters are pretty warm now compared on how it was. (it works even other way around though - when I was in Wienna last year I was uncomfortably surprised that summer can be even more scorching and steaming than in Praha... I almost died there. And it was just Wienna. And Marcomans... it would be basicaly actually just another copy of HRE scenario ;) And yet - there is no evidence of any state structure during Marcoman time that I am aware of. And all those scenarios are obviously based on some historical facts or at least tendencies . Like Panslavism - it's really a thing around! But usually the moment the good Man visits Muskovia Is the same moment antipanslavism get another out loud member! :D (we still remember you, Karle Havlíčku Borovský amongst others!
In my opinion, the eastern part of Königsberg could become part of the Czech Republic, there is a river running through the region that could serve as a border.
Záleželo by na tom, jak by ta daná země fungovala, v některých aspektech a kdyby se všechny zúčastněné země zbavili svých nacionalistických choutek, tak by to mohlo fungovat jako např. USA. A pravě České země by z toho mohly zase dost těžit. Ale ano, kdyby to bylo tak jak v minulosti, tak to vůbec.
@@epikbearcz7962 Dost záleží na tom, jak by ta země fungovala, napr. Kdyby se jmenovala Spojené Státy Evropské, a geograficky+politicky by fungovala jako USA, tak by to nemuselo být tak špatné, samozřejmě záleží. V mnoha ohledech by z toho Češi mohli těžit, už jen z toho důvodu ze by to bylo zase ekonomické a průmyslové centrum celého státu (či unie). Další věc je, ze by bylo nutné se zbavit všech nacionalistických hnutí atd. (+ patriotismus by mohl zůstat). V těchto ohledech se nemohu rozhodnout jestli špatný nebo ne. Ale asi spíše špatný scénář.
I don't mind these endings but I would love to see the rest of the Russian Republics cause from what I see there is still some like Chuvashia, Mari-El, Adygey etc
@@Alvipc-j7k а самая последняя концовка объединения Чехии и Филиппин типо вверх адекватности? Он чисто две шутейные концовки в конец поставил, приколу ради.
@@plrc4593 то, что эти укронацисты вылезли под Курск, меня не пугает. Они пытаются нас запугать, но ещё сто лет назад Столыпин сказал: "Не запугаете!". Их силы на исходе, у нас же полно людских ресурсов, так что скоро они отступят.
@@blazingblizzard-6894 I said nothing about invasion, I meant that Czech authorities are mostly servants of USA like in other EU countries (except Hungary), and if USA win in contemporary Cold War, Europe will become almost a slave of USA.
As a Czech,I aproove,🇨🇿👍
Did a Czech news channel actually put Kaliningrad as a part of Czechia?
Some weather forecast programs - yes)
Yes it was on april fools i think
When the meme spreadede the news channel that you see at the photo did.They wanted to help the meme grow.
Yup im from czechia and it was a april fools prank on state tv
THATS NOT RIGHT!!! WE CZECHS ARE NOT IDIOTS
as a Czech, Samo's and the Great Moravia endings got me lol
The only thing needed for Czechoslovakia to be as wealthy and developed as Austria today was to not be added to Eastern Block sphere during Yalta conference by Stalin and Allies, accept Marshall plan or at least not be invaded in 1968 when it wanted to go more liberal/indipendent/democratic form of socialism. Czechoslovakia before socialism was one of most industrialized countries in the world, far richer than any southern european country or Poland, Hungary and similar, with comparable gdp per capita and living quality as neigboring Austria. The only thing that pushed it back were those 40 years of being Soviet satelite, where Soviets extracted a lot of its resources and centrally planned economy as we all know today leads only to decline. Fortunately after 1989 it recovered quickly and now is around 95% of EU economy average, which is comparable to Spain, Italy or Estonia.
our economy is also comparable to Poland, Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, the Baltic states and Romania.
Communists fucked us so hard, also refusing Marshall plan was trully big brain move: /.
Agree
we all know that czechia's capital is rightfully manila
00:15 and 02:30 best endings
With the best land map
@@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING certainly
So true!!!
Agree as someone who lives in polish Silesia
Hussite ending would be really interesting tho, i think it would turn out great - or civil war
Only real men wish for the Samo ending
In Ukraine, we made together with Slovakia a serial about him.
Maphilindo is the new Zapadoslavia with this one 🔥
Forget Zapadoslavia...
Realizing that what Western powers did in Munich was treason and that position of Austria is untenable, Czechoslovakia demanded full annexation of Austria and, given the role of Czechoslovak soldiers throughout the war, particularly during the Battle for Britain, this demand was pushed through by the UK. Later on, all German speaking population had been deported to Germany and Switzerland, their assets seized by Beneš decrees. Understanding the coming danger from USSR and seeing the West as relatively unreliable, Poland, Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia revisited Medzimorze concept and reorganized into a federal republic with federal capitol in Krakow called The Slavic Federation. Post war situation in Europe, however, presented a problem. The federation was devastated by the war, particularly in Poland. Therefore, the federation accepted the Marshal plan only carefully and late and becomes a haven for dissidents from Russia, Romania, Hungary and other nations under Communist yoke, with whom it repopulated former Austrian territory. Only German dissidents were processed for asylum in USA, never allowed to settle in the Slavic Federation. Outside of this, the Federation entered period of isolationism with occasional spats with the Soviet puppets and skirmishes with the Soviet union itself. As far as Europe was concerned, there were two Iron curtains spaning from the Baltic to Adriatic now. As the Marshal plan was rebuilding the nation, the Federation gradually strengthened it's relationship with USA and then focused on Africa, where it focused on delivering agricultural machinery, tractors and medical equipment, which earned it very similar access to local politicians and resources as Former colonial powers, only without the baggage. Realizing the gravity of world trade, the Federation adopted English as lingua franca along side of it's constituent national languages. A decision, that caused controversy among more patriotic members of constituent societies. Particularly in former Yugoslavia, the move had been opposed and only intervention of one Yozef Broz Tito averted civil war from breaking out in Serbian and Croat states.
Fast forward to 1990s and the nation has only now started to reestablish relations with other European nations. After a long series of Polish, Serbian and Croat presidents, the Federation elected Czech Václav Havel into the office, who ran on platform of humanism and general politeness. Something, that had been missing in the politics for a very long time. His first international destination? Reunited Germany...
In 1301, we did not control only poland but even kingdom of hungary, could put it there too
we did control nothing, jon snow! :D But yeah, king of the empier settled in Praha so Praha was the heart and thus Czechia Proper.
@@ondrejlukas4727 what?
@@Quirex10 what's not clear? Lands where usually controled by their local nobles so 'we' controled nothing. And roayal family who was in control of all of them were Lithuanians, so again - 'we' Bohemians controled nothing, Moravians, Germans, Jewss or Czechs. But the one important fact is that capital city matter. And it was Praha.
Amazing video mate!
1:46 best ending
I love videos like these to find nice songs.
4:00 and 4:30 are definitely the best endings
guys i am from czechia prague and ty you for the video i like
hi. can i ask you, where exactly did you find this cover on the czech anthem? it’s like the beautifulest i’ve ever heard. thank you mate, a great video!:)
It's Called "Kde Domov Můj"
That was trully great
Thanks!
☦️🇺🇦💗🇨🇿✝️ SLAVIC
3:22 "Silesia will live on!"
voda hučí po lučinách!!!
long live the Lands of the Bohemian Crown in our heart
1:01 ultimate good ending
2:00 ultimate good ending
CZSk 5.0 is best ending! Together we stand united! :D
As a Czech i can confirm that being Austria is nice. Why were we encorporated into "da eastern blocc"??
How we got under eastern block? Hitler - Stallin main dish seasoned with some anglofranconian double threachery with a bit of cowardness ;) The dish is called Munchen&Jalta Agreements.
Being under Austria could be nice with less of germanisation. But degermanisation went a bit wild, didn't it? Interestingly. My mothers family blended in between Tschechische Bohmen smoothly and even linguistically :)
And yeah, I must agree that option to be Czech-German bilingual from birth sounds tempting. But if I could and must to choose between those two language it's czech one. I love that language. It's so well made for people like me with less of rigid memory and more of creativity.
Emperor Karl wanted to make the nations within the empire equal, but never got to.
Because the communists won the postwar election. And the plan of some non-communist ministers to force a snap election backfired, when president Beneš just allowed Gottwald to fill the now vacant positions with his comrades.
@@codemancz798 Which one? Fourth or first? ;)
@@ondrejlukas4727 First. The empire collapsed shortly after his coronation, and he died not too long after. Poor dude. Deserved better.
I like the variant from sea to sea, thus from Baltic to Adriatic, including completely Slesia, along the border of Germany and Poland, Austria and Slovenia.
As a resident of the Czech Republic, I can tell you that the cannon ending is NOT the good ending....
Could you please explain why?
@@tendirectionsua Don´t know the other guy, but as Czech myself I find the current situation rather miserable too. The society is split, the culture is dying out due to Westernization, the economy is doing poorly and the government is perfectly happy to send you in front of court for comments that are not democratic enough. So agree with the wrong side in some conflict, or say something like "Rapists should be killed" and you will find yourself in front of a court pretty soon. The political culture is down the drain with all revenant parties either trying to outdo each other in incompetence and corruption, or just attract people by acting like bar drunks. There is constant danger looming over heads in regards to immigration, because we live in fear that one day migrants from Africa and Middle east stop going to Germany and start heading to us, or even through us and honestly so many other issues.
@@Sergei-kr3ds that Is not true And you know it. No one here Is arrested for comments. But you can be arrested for support of terrorism, if you are influetial enougt.
@@_KUBA it is true, just check the news for court rulling on "hateful comments" even mainstream media report for it. Even rather mild stuff, like saying something about gypsies got people sentenced.
Kde domov můj? Zde❤
There should be Holy |Empire ending where we are as leader crown of Holy Empire (as we were with Karel IV)
Imagine put russian ending on same level as german
What about Marcomannian-Quadian or Roman Ending?
Romans are not the option really - You have to see Italians in here and you would recognise them easily - people in jackets and trousers in between people in T-shirts and shorts. You won't see them a lot around during winter though! :D And winters are pretty warm now compared on how it was. (it works even other way around though - when I was in Wienna last year I was uncomfortably surprised that summer can be even more scorching and steaming than in Praha... I almost died there. And it was just Wienna.
And Marcomans... it would be basicaly actually just another copy of HRE scenario ;) And yet - there is no evidence of any state structure during Marcoman time that I am aware of. And all those scenarios are obviously based on some historical facts or at least tendencies . Like Panslavism - it's really a thing around! But usually the moment the good Man visits Muskovia Is the same moment antipanslavism get another out loud member! :D (we still remember you, Karle Havlíčku Borovský amongst others!
0:30 - Sorry, Królewiec after the war goes to Poland. The Czechs can get a peninsula at most.
Takže žáden beerstream 🗣️
@Czechwalkerguy the pivostream will be there brother with an extraterritorial railway
In my opinion, the eastern part of Königsberg could become part of the Czech Republic, there is a river running through the region that could serve as a border.
@@wiktorco Nope. Entire Królewiec region goes to Poland. We can at most give them a peninsula so that they have finally access to a sea.
@plrc4593 its a joke tho, not like we have any actual influence over the issue😭😭
All endings: philippines
Давай все концовки Финляндии❤
very good and funny video (from czech 😘)
Next Slovakia
make královec czech again!
7:00 nejlepší konec
myslím že si špatně napsal nejhorší
@@epikbearcz7962 vůbec ne
@@war-lord-cz4007 přeji upřímnou soustrast
Záleželo by na tom, jak by ta daná země fungovala, v některých aspektech a kdyby se všechny zúčastněné země zbavili svých nacionalistických choutek, tak by to mohlo fungovat jako např. USA. A pravě České země by z toho mohly zase dost těžit. Ale ano, kdyby to bylo tak jak v minulosti, tak to vůbec.
@@epikbearcz7962 Dost záleží na tom, jak by ta země fungovala, napr. Kdyby se jmenovala Spojené Státy Evropské, a geograficky+politicky by fungovala jako USA, tak by to nemuselo být tak špatné, samozřejmě záleží. V mnoha ohledech by z toho Češi mohli těžit, už jen z toho důvodu ze by to bylo zase ekonomické a průmyslové centrum celého státu (či unie). Další věc je, ze by bylo nutné se zbavit všech nacionalistických hnutí atd. (+ patriotismus by mohl zůstat). V těchto ohledech se nemohu rozhodnout jestli špatný nebo ne. Ale asi spíše špatný scénář.
IS THAT PHILIPINE??? NO WHA.....
YEA you Banned, have go night....
Next Spain
I don't mind these endings but I would love to see the rest of the Russian Republics cause from what I see there is still some like Chuvashia, Mari-El, Adygey etc
Yeah
You forgot the ending. Everything will be a colony of the USA. :D As you did. All Endings: Kaliningrad-American ending
As a Czech, that Ottoman ending bruh 🤢
All Endings Bulgaria
hello kumusta máš? Já love living in the Čchilipínské republic
Im from czechia
@user-kz7ez5nd5p
To kdyby jsme se nedozvěděli, tak večer neusneme
Man these scenarios are more fucked up than at other mappers
Pls do endings of magadan pls reply
Can you do East germany
Od Užhorodu až do Aše republika bude naše
Do you know that i am a Czechia pls comment kara dag mapper 😊😊😊
Hello, I am here)
Thanks😊
bad ending for someone, best for another one...
Philippines ending 😂
8:31 это бессмысленная концовка которая не когда не могла случится
Yes it could have happen. (I am the government of Czechia and Chechen terorists almost couped us 😳)
Приколу ради добавил.
@@whengrys I can confirm i am the terrorist
@@їжакоднакотак это видео для шуточек не подходит
@@Alvipc-j7k а самая последняя концовка объединения Чехии и Филиппин типо вверх адекватности? Он чисто две шутейные концовки в конец поставил, приколу ради.
Pan-Slavic ending 2.0 is more likely because tbh adding Russia to a Pan-Slavic nation would just be nothing but problems and mistrusts.
Já sem čech
Sincere greetings to the Czech people!
Первый
А где концовка "После поражения России США утвердили свою власть в Европе и сделали Чехию фактически своим вассалом наряду с прочими странами Европы"?
How do you like party in Kursk Oblast, Ivan?
Someone has forgotten that only one military alliance has invaded its own members, the Warsaw Pact.
@@plrc4593 то, что эти укронацисты вылезли под Курск, меня не пугает. Они пытаются нас запугать, но ещё сто лет назад Столыпин сказал: "Не запугаете!". Их силы на исходе, у нас же полно людских ресурсов, так что скоро они отступят.
@@blazingblizzard-6894 I said nothing about invasion, I meant that Czech authorities are mostly servants of USA like in other EU countries (except Hungary), and if USA win in contemporary Cold War, Europe will become almost a slave of USA.
Well... there is no sign that it can really happen
1:01 Best Ending
As a czech HELL NO
Zombie ending
Kokote
No.
As a Russian i have 1 word: da
04:15 - Pan-Slavic ending is a nightmare! With those cockroaches in one state - never!!!
???? With who you mean???