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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  2 года назад +30

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    • @nemo158
      @nemo158 Год назад +1

      + I really feel like you know exactly what content to make a video about. Just like "The Watcher" Your stories mean everything to me.........

    • @journeyintococo6996
      @journeyintococo6996 Год назад +1

      9:02 - It's the Arsenal badge I'm more impressed with.

    • @Spectatorofthegames
      @Spectatorofthegames Год назад +1

      @totoroidthis must not be one of those fun comments 😼

  • @eyeofjake
    @eyeofjake 5 лет назад +5878

    Generic white male: I'm cute though. Built good.
    That's some solid lying right there.

    • @zazooflores
      @zazooflores 5 лет назад +133

      I like how he said "what?! No way!" His face hahaha

    • @zazooflores
      @zazooflores 5 лет назад +2

      @Kill All Reptiles so true

    • @marcellahelene243
      @marcellahelene243 5 лет назад +67

      *HE'S BUILT LIKE A TOASTER THOUGH*

    • @MonaLisaFire
      @MonaLisaFire 5 лет назад +4

      eyeofjake Lord I was thinking the same thing 💀💀

    • @marcoosi2117
      @marcoosi2117 5 лет назад +38

      The dude was just on his way to the beach...

  • @mikeroberts9417
    @mikeroberts9417 5 лет назад +8217

    The ladie with the fake fall should be thrown in jail for that act.

    • @creyag981
      @creyag981 5 лет назад +437

      - she’s a Premier League Footballer

    • @monkkenyon2539
      @monkkenyon2539 5 лет назад +82

      Yeah, aweful.

    • @kameron2k
      @kameron2k 5 лет назад +251

      A store I work at just had a lady fake a injury, claimed no wet floor sign was there yet it was right in plain view, a giant neon fucking T-P. Had an ambulance called. The store has cameras. The lady just boned herself in debt.

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 5 лет назад +41

      i agree but then we would lose most of the nba too

    • @alejandrotoro6774
      @alejandrotoro6774 5 лет назад +150

      Yes it was awful. But what was that other lady’s need to hit her? It was a stupid move and the other woman saw an opportunity.

  • @tammie4272
    @tammie4272 5 лет назад +1259

    "Oh, I'm not gay, I'm a racist " 🤦🏿‍♀️

    • @steveharveysmustache3988
      @steveharveysmustache3988 4 года назад +61

      Fr huh?!! I was like shit u not improving your case bro😂😂

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 года назад +16

      Face-palm indeed.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +2

      What's up

    • @realmcafee
      @realmcafee 4 года назад

      #metoo

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 года назад +23

      I mean, the right will vote for a racist, but there's no way they will vote for a gay guy...

  • @MagnificoGiganticus
    @MagnificoGiganticus 2 года назад +694

    That lady in court who got hit should be more embarrassed than the lady who hit her.

    • @BobbyClements
      @BobbyClements 2 года назад +27

      right!? reminded me of a spots flopper LOL

    • @markeelaino9858
      @markeelaino9858 2 года назад +9

      Agreed.

    • @EmulatorNoob
      @EmulatorNoob 2 года назад +31

      Must be a former soccer player

    • @d3l3tes00n
      @d3l3tes00n 2 года назад +5

      @Mystery Seeker1111 Yeah did no one ever watch the video? lol

    • @sabir1208
      @sabir1208 Год назад +10

      It's California, no surprise there lol

  • @nfacebabii1721
    @nfacebabii1721 5 лет назад +3019

    Cop: “What is this?” *takes out crack pipe*
    Indian dude: “I have no idea oh my gosh.”

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 5 лет назад +155

      just wEeD
      *moments later*
      Little bit of meth....

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 5 лет назад +79

      Just heroin
      *And maybe*
      Just a little bit of crack

    • @ao4-stzf
      @ao4-stzf 5 лет назад +28

      maybe _maybeeeeee_

    • @lex_C_88
      @lex_C_88 5 лет назад +25

      That was a meth pipe

    • @dellcross7862
      @dellcross7862 4 года назад +8

      Hella shocked😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ImplosiveCatt
    @ImplosiveCatt 4 года назад +5452

    "I fell at sleep and I woke up with drugs in my lap."
    When dreams come true.

  • @adhhxgxhhg
    @adhhxgxhhg 7 лет назад +7539

    "You know what, I don't even want this cookie."

    • @TheRobel101
      @TheRobel101 7 лет назад +388

      "whaaat, no way"

    • @claudiagonzalez4743
      @claudiagonzalez4743 7 лет назад +34

      adhh xgxhhg look stop I know you want that cookie

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia 7 лет назад +62

      well now I want the cookie.

    • @triggermusic9515
      @triggermusic9515 7 лет назад +52

      save a cookie arrest a pedophile. shit that's what happened to santa...

    • @smutjunkies559
      @smutjunkies559 7 лет назад +23

      that people's eyebrow was epic

  • @wangson
    @wangson 2 года назад +304

    That scream from the woman at 6:06 after getting swatted with papers is absolutely HILARIOUS!! And then falling to the ground in pain....my god! This woman should've been nominated for an Oscar for that performance! In all sincerity, I do hope that she's terribly embarrassed by that ridiculous, over-the-top behaviour. It's absolutely shameful.

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 года назад

      That was edited in by the show

    • @stoppedcaring
      @stoppedcaring 2 года назад +9

      @@TheSands83 was not

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 года назад

      @@stoppedcaring it clearly was🤣

    • @stormexaustralia77
      @stormexaustralia77 2 года назад +22

      "She was hit in the eye, right in the eye" I'm thinking dude, get your eyes checked!

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH Год назад

      @@stormexaustralia77 she sounded like a chimpanzee 😂

  • @SmellTheCanvis
    @SmellTheCanvis 5 лет назад +2347

    *taps woman lightly on the back of the head*
    "She hit her in the eye. Right in the eye"

    • @ryublueblanka
      @ryublueblanka 4 года назад +162

      The justice system in a nutshell!

    • @gkarak1996
      @gkarak1996 4 года назад +92

      The justice system nowadays protect witches. You can clearly see that the weapon in question had water on it. She almost killed her.

    • @localmemedealer3368
      @localmemedealer3368 4 года назад +78

      @@gkarak1996 I could've swore I saw a bit of air on that book she had. With friction like that she could've caught on fire

    • @bronxkies
      @bronxkies 4 года назад +70

      I mean it wasn’t a light tap but it wasn’t worthy of the woman falling out on the floor either lol

    • @lavendersalad81
      @lavendersalad81 4 года назад +46

      ROFL!! She hit the lady on the eye on the back of her head!! Bwahaha

  • @Nicole-dv8ur
    @Nicole-dv8ur 5 лет назад +3271

    That guy called himself racist to cover up a quickie in a bathroom? lmao

    • @danthefan28
      @danthefan28 4 года назад +205

      The man has his priorities.

    • @ddanielbragg88
      @ddanielbragg88 4 года назад +91

      The lesser of the two evils in his mind I guess.

    • @masterpandz4660
      @masterpandz4660 4 года назад +4

      I cant find the original video

    • @dellcross7862
      @dellcross7862 4 года назад +5

      Onme😂😂😂😂 shit crazy

    • @destroycraft1735
      @destroycraft1735 4 года назад +43

      Pretending to be racist to cover a more serious crime is actually a clever tactic. He's just a sh#ty liar.

  • @emettrooth2081
    @emettrooth2081 5 лет назад +2824

    "The blue letters! What does it say?"
    "I'm colorblind."
    I almost choked to death.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 лет назад +70

      I wonder if he changed after midnight?

    • @capybaramorelikebarelycapa1601
      @capybaramorelikebarelycapa1601 5 лет назад +83

      He was probably trying to cover up the fact that he couldn't read

    • @TinyNPC
      @TinyNPC 5 лет назад

      666th like

    • @vincentfrusci7745
      @vincentfrusci7745 3 года назад +21

      Yea that shit had me dying 🤣😂😂🤣 like bruh if you’re colorblind you can still read, you just can’t see color. He knew he could def read it, he just felt really stupid lol

    • @revolutsiya9070
      @revolutsiya9070 2 года назад +1

      Lol military personnel can't be colorblind to joined to Military

  • @BIGDADDYFAB3
    @BIGDADDYFAB3 5 лет назад +2020

    That cop arresting the Indian dude knoooow he wanted to laugh 😂😂😂 “I’m being totally honest”.

    • @ReneeR877
      @ReneeR877 5 лет назад +25

      I can understand people lying to the police

    • @Kami69
      @Kami69 5 лет назад +17

      He was not a India tho......

    • @Kami69
      @Kami69 5 лет назад +18

      @For Science First of all he doesn't sound like an Indian, not all brown people are Indian, and he acts like you.

    • @Kami69
      @Kami69 5 лет назад +18

      @For Science And you are that racist who commented never trust a Black, aren't you asshole.

    • @Kami69
      @Kami69 5 лет назад +18

      @For Science just because of some faliures you are targeting an entire country and I am an proud Indian and don't really see any reason to judge 1.3billion people just because of few asshole

  • @mosesmoses9017
    @mosesmoses9017 5 лет назад +1077

    Been black for 38 years I'm still waiting 4 that change. Sounds mysterious

    • @wyatt5167
      @wyatt5167 4 года назад +51

      Seriously, give me my X-Men powers.

    • @tophat302777
      @tophat302777 4 года назад +32

      You haven’t stayed up until midnight in 38 years? 😂

    • @gerardjayetileke4373
      @gerardjayetileke4373 4 года назад +12

      Then you are yet to meet count Blacula!!

    • @okayusa6608
      @okayusa6608 4 года назад +11

      It happens on March 33rd, or May 33rd. Can't remember which.

    • @manzeve1218
      @manzeve1218 4 года назад +6

      @@wyatt5167 Fun fact: X men was created in the 60s because it was believed that we had super powers by some white people..LMAO 🤣..the irony

  • @gabe9139
    @gabe9139 5 лет назад +2442

    “You just told me to watch out for all black people!”
    “yeah, because a friend of mine that is black..told me to.”
    - a five star general

    • @Dashley725
      @Dashley725 4 года назад +27

      Gabriel Jacobs that whole situation gave me gas!

    • @CybaTronikk
      @CybaTronikk 4 года назад +50

      Nahhhh bro. The 5 star general was his grandpa that was in the Vietnam war. Get it right.

    • @quimbydragun1906
      @quimbydragun1906 4 года назад +48

      He died as he lived
      A five star general
      And a sergeant
      And a private
      All at the same time
      While wearing the same uniform
      -a five star general probably

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 4 года назад +3

      Gabriel Jacobs legend. 👌

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 4 года назад +15

      dude that guy with the camera was a psycho

  • @Sjores87
    @Sjores87 Год назад +44

    I saw this guy sleeping in his car the other day, empty Monster Energy can on his lap. I replaced it with some meth, also put a glass pipe in his door and sent some messages on his phone. Then I left, funny to see how he ended up and how the police believe nothing of his story

  • @MindGem
    @MindGem 6 лет назад +2964

    "She hit her right in the eye" when it was actually in the back of the head. Plus that fall was Oscar worthy.

    • @justanaveragenerd8560
      @justanaveragenerd8560 6 лет назад +176

      It took her to long to react as well XD

    • @Exile559
      @Exile559 6 лет назад +179

      That shriek got me dying

    • @sindisomoyo6026
      @sindisomoyo6026 6 лет назад +98

      A few seconds pass then she shrieks then gently throws herself to the ground 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gunzee
      @Gunzee 6 лет назад +150

      Why on earth was that person fined? They have the video and clearly see its a fake reaction.
      If anything the one who fell should be fined.

    • @sparticuzj19
      @sparticuzj19 6 лет назад +3

      MindGem 😂💀⚰️🙏

  • @sleepychompers
    @sleepychompers 5 лет назад +6522

    “All black people change after midnight”
    - What are we? Werewolves.😂😂

    • @AutumnOue
      @AutumnOue 5 лет назад +377

      nah we're Gremlins

    • @sleepychompers
      @sleepychompers 5 лет назад +107

      Autumn Axl I guess we are😂

    • @ZeldaHatter
      @ZeldaHatter 5 лет назад +153

      Lol he right a bit I transform sometimes 😂😂😂

    • @msAmazing092
      @msAmazing092 5 лет назад +16

      Mearra Hale 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tomahawkchop9890
      @tomahawkchop9890 5 лет назад +62

      I lost it when the dude said that😂

  • @jaynewman9983
    @jaynewman9983 7 лет назад +2551

    The lady in city hall acted like she got shot...smh

    • @TheVikingSkater
      @TheVikingSkater 7 лет назад +146

      I think it would have been funnier if they edited a "hit-marker" sound when she got hit and then the GTA V death sound seconds later when she fell to the ground.

    • @WhirlingMusic
      @WhirlingMusic 7 лет назад +40

      TheVikingSkater
      someone make this happen!

    • @mrv7916
      @mrv7916 7 лет назад +40

      Jay Newman She act like a rock was thrown to her. 😂😂😂💢

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 7 лет назад +109

      for few seconds she had to think about it if she even got hit and it's worth faking xD lol

    • @TheAvengerShadow
      @TheAvengerShadow 7 лет назад +2

      Reminds me of Politic.

  • @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz
    @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz 2 года назад +56

    The stolen valor has to be a skit. The way everything unravels is just too perfect🤣

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 2 года назад +8

      it wasnt even stolen valor. He never asked for anything. A simple lie isnt stolen valor unles hes trying to personally gain something.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад

      @@mikeespinoza5733 Believe it or not, but there are definitions outside of the legal system.
      It was stolen valor. It's just not prosecutable stolen valor, because the First Amendment protects lies that don't cause obvious harm.

  • @bereal7266
    @bereal7266 5 лет назад +4350

    "I had a monster drink about an hour ago", best excuse 😂😂

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee 5 лет назад +93

      And alledges he was sleeping in his car an hour after drinking one

    • @lizabethduran4417
      @lizabethduran4417 5 лет назад +73

      I too find little white plastic bags filled with white powder on my lap, when I wake up after a nap.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 5 лет назад +27

      he injected the monster drink, he forgot to say that part

    • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
      @ScribblebytesWorldwide 5 лет назад +43

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Meth pipe: "Oh my god! What is that?"

    • @SportsandTrueCrime
      @SportsandTrueCrime 5 лет назад +17

      #sodead 💀 💀 But I gotta admit, that shyt was funny as hell. 🤣 🤣

  • @smartymcfly3957
    @smartymcfly3957 7 лет назад +2362

    That woman has an eye on the back of her head?!? 😲

    • @Bloopdoop95
      @Bloopdoop95 7 лет назад +107

      She also sounds like a bird

    • @gemusemann5288
      @gemusemann5288 7 лет назад +5

      Bloop Doop ikr

    • @ASDREX458
      @ASDREX458 7 лет назад +58

      She may be a teacher

    • @massonman9099
      @massonman9099 7 лет назад +53

      That was such a fake injury. I've whacked people over the head like that in fun and had them laugh at it.

    • @Sandyoshaunessy
      @Sandyoshaunessy 7 лет назад +59

      Masson Man also she clearly decided to just fall on the ground to make it look worse, way after she was hit

  • @jasondulin7376
    @jasondulin7376 2 года назад +586

    Walmart dude was out of line. Sure she was shoplifting and he could have reported her but instead he threatened her with assault and was visibly way too personally affected.

    • @jordangiesbrecht05
      @jordangiesbrecht05 2 года назад +45

      agreed 💯

    • @Diaguap
      @Diaguap 2 года назад +25

      literally

    • @donovandonnegan3675
      @donovandonnegan3675 2 года назад +119

      In some states holding her down and refusing to let her leave would be considered kidnapping. She also hadn't left the store with anything and therefore hadn't broken any crimes. He was just cruising for a couple of felonies.

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 2 года назад +65

      @@donovandonnegan3675 yeah. Really felt like he was looking for this type of interaction.

    • @base21
      @base21 2 года назад +28

      She was stealing so she got what she deserved

  • @JUNEBUG754
    @JUNEBUG754 6 лет назад +2249

    *genericwhitemale has tried to leave the chat*

  • @anitahpo
    @anitahpo 5 лет назад +1727

    " the blue letters, read it"
    " I'm color blind I can't read"
    The audacity of this guy

    • @PureVikingPowers
      @PureVikingPowers 5 лет назад +101

      “I can show you my docutation“ 😂😂

    • @kylewk172
      @kylewk172 4 года назад +18

      @@natalieharoldsen3494 no I think he was just not put in at least some schooling,homeschool or not,and was raised with racist believes

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +33

      He clearly can't read. Doesn't have enough intelligence to distinguish 3 bars from 5 stars. He's even gullible enough to keep coming back to the guy, when any sane person would have fucked off. You feel like a big man, picking on a guy like that? Talking about "stolen valor", but at the same time, you as a veteran, harass citizens on the street? How does thát reflect on a soldier?
      Unless he did something to actually injure you, other than "I'm offended that he wears camo and lies about having been in the army", just leave him be.

    • @anitahpo
      @anitahpo 4 года назад +12

      Just to clarify I'm not making fun of him
      I don't know if he has mental problems or not
      I just found that line funny
      I mean the veteran is really stupid also
      He could have left the guy alone
      But I get that he's upset

    • @kyle30710
      @kyle30710 4 года назад +15

      Im colorblind, that's not how colorblindness works. Lol

  • @MattWolfe1019
    @MattWolfe1019 4 года назад +1342

    "All black people change after midnight?" Yeah like we actually turn into Michael Jackson's dancing zombies on a thriller night.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +40

    “I’m built good”
    That was his most heinous lie by far

  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 7 лет назад +1065

    "I'm 30." "You probably don't want me around you."
    "I'm cute, though." "Built good."
    Can you guess which one isn't a lie?

  • @mariahwilliams4386
    @mariahwilliams4386 4 года назад +2396

    As a black woman I’ll admit that I do change at night. Its not my fault I was born this way. I can’t stand sleeping in dirty clothes so I change before I go to bed 😭 someone please help me

    • @mariahwilliams4386
      @mariahwilliams4386 4 года назад +36

      @Amilah lmfao same!

    • @melanatedgod5337
      @melanatedgod5337 4 года назад +74

      😂😂😂😂 facts! I'm a black man and I can't stand that lol!

    • @TrixieTheShark
      @TrixieTheShark 4 года назад +43

      This is funny as hell, you the real mvp 🤣

    • @JoeyoOreo
      @JoeyoOreo 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @RealiTeaV
      @RealiTeaV 4 года назад +21

      😂😂😂😂 Girl, omg we need help.

  • @avproductions5184
    @avproductions5184 4 года назад +2975

    “You think this guys a threat to you or me?”
    *6ft tall guy with an eyepatch emerges from the shadows.*

  • @dcaduluso399
    @dcaduluso399 2 года назад +20

    "I'm colour blind sir I cant see" has me howling

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +1956

    'i'm color blind i can't read'
    ????????

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 6 лет назад +66

      @Führer des Benutzers yeah but he can see variations of contrasting gray,white and black.

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 6 лет назад +36

      I was in the military too, I was down there in the trenches in ww2 and in charge of v2 rockets I studied at cocain High

    • @balisticsrooster
      @balisticsrooster 6 лет назад +24

      I feel bad for that guy. Pretty sure hes mentality ill

    • @brancaog3496
      @brancaog3496 6 лет назад +10

      "Listen! Come here, this will be a good video"

    • @albertencarnacion3492
      @albertencarnacion3492 6 лет назад

      But you can write

  • @julianalfonso6418
    @julianalfonso6418 5 лет назад +720

    "I have snow and weed baby we can party a lil" "100 an hour" HOOLLYYY HAHAHAHAHA

    • @WadeWilsonDP
      @WadeWilsonDP 5 лет назад +34

      The Indian guy: "do you take iTunes gift cards bb?"

    • @Jraw239
      @Jraw239 4 года назад +6

      My guy knows how to partaaaaaaay

    • @dellcross7862
      @dellcross7862 4 года назад

      Onme wys bra

    • @treeoftrees7523
      @treeoftrees7523 4 года назад +4

      So I have a university degree yet a hoe makes more money an hour 🤨

    • @treeoftrees7523
      @treeoftrees7523 4 года назад +1

      @Amilah not a bad choice. Moral life is richer but not necessarily with money.

  • @KamoYourSheepBoyfriend
    @KamoYourSheepBoyfriend 5 лет назад +934

    WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE SHADOW WITH THE EYEPATCH I'M CRYING

    • @ibnoxious4219
      @ibnoxious4219 5 лет назад +117

      brah das how nick fury be walkin out the shadows in the movies when he introduces himself to new heros

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses 5 лет назад +62

      * AVENGERS THEME INTESIFIES *

    • @johnlian6922
      @johnlian6922 4 года назад +5

      I'M BATMAN

    • @Xac.Taylor
      @Xac.Taylor 4 года назад +14

      I read this and waited.. Did not expect it to be the clip it was in lmao

    • @ddanielbragg88
      @ddanielbragg88 4 года назад +7

      @@RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses End game for that guy LMAO.

  • @Archive385
    @Archive385 Год назад +23

    0:56 can we appreciate how quickly she thought of this? If I was in that situation I would have though: "Oh wow, this thing fell out", reported it, then forgot it even happened.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes & no. She quickly forgot about the security cams, too lol

  • @USNMelDaria
    @USNMelDaria 5 лет назад +546

    DeWitt: Lightly smack lady in the head!
    Victim: Soars across the room!!
    🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Stormblessed93
      @Stormblessed93 5 лет назад +47

      The back of the head at that. Yet hit her in the eye... Ooookay

    • @brettsmith1255
      @brettsmith1255 5 лет назад +11

      Rofl chick remind me of planet of the apes with that scream

    • @infiniteasap7562
      @infiniteasap7562 5 лет назад +3

      She's neymar's granny

    • @yourevilhalf1413
      @yourevilhalf1413 5 лет назад +4

      Sure but she should never have hit her in the first place, both are idiots in my opinion. if she would have never deliberately touched her the other lady would never have a reason to fake shit

    • @zmg.png17
      @zmg.png17 5 лет назад +1

      Natasha Halberton I agree

  • @memeking6876
    @memeking6876 5 лет назад +485

    “I was trying to get to the beach.”
    Dude, you’re at a supposedly 15 year old girl’s house.

  • @beewaboop8986
    @beewaboop8986 5 лет назад +366

    “Read the letters”
    “Im color blind”

    • @SportsandTrueCrime
      @SportsandTrueCrime 5 лет назад +6

      Bella Unruch gotta admit...that’s creative. 🤣 🤣

  • @Taesbff
    @Taesbff 2 года назад +18

    “Actually sir if you want me to prove I’m in the military I can take you in and show you my docutation”
    “DOCUTATION?!” 😭😭😭

  • @asmr_nirvananina4202
    @asmr_nirvananina4202 4 года назад +2318

    She literally tapped that woman with a folder 😂the woman falls down like she was truly hurt. Omg 😂😂😂

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 4 года назад +81

      Big Neymar energy

    • @MellenBerger
      @MellenBerger 4 года назад +108

      riight?! who is the liar in this story......it was a pat on the back...a pinch in the shoulder at best.....

    • @shanewilson9146
      @shanewilson9146 4 года назад +4

      @El Barto u beat me to that

    • @KATIEizCOOL
      @KATIEizCOOL 4 года назад +77

      She probably planned on suing for pain and suffering or something so she wanted to make a scene

    • @anacarolinareyes8213
      @anacarolinareyes8213 4 года назад +90

      She hurt herself more by throwing herself on the floor than the manila folder slap.

  • @halli9721
    @halli9721 4 года назад +1440

    _i'm colourblind i can't read_
    that's a good one i'm gonna start using that

    • @edwartoelrico333
      @edwartoelrico333 4 года назад +16

      If the board is green and the letters are red might work

    • @adamknox4716
      @adamknox4716 4 года назад +11

      "I'll show you my docutation."

    • @HeatherMason41
      @HeatherMason41 4 года назад +2

      Omg LOL

    • @zepanzer9598
      @zepanzer9598 4 года назад +13

      Fun fact if your color blind then you cannot go into the military

    • @edwartoelrico333
      @edwartoelrico333 4 года назад +3

      @@zepanzer9598 good to know

  • @Aioki.Germany
    @Aioki.Germany 2 года назад +26

    I still laugh at the lady who faked she was hurt . Delayed response and the mayor even joined and said she hit her in the eye.

  • @kitthecat6543
    @kitthecat6543 4 года назад +707

    "I'm not racist, my friend who was black told me to be watch out for black people"... lol

    • @luckylarry3090
      @luckylarry3090 3 года назад +38

      I tell my White friends that too

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 года назад

      @loveutill theendoftimes
      Had this happen in college when this white drunk frat boy was called out for using the n-word so casually...lol

    • @emotionalgloom
      @emotionalgloom 3 года назад +2

      lots of black ppl do say that tho? black ppl hate a lot of their own ppl idk hm black friends u have and this dude recording is a bully ok dude lied? i wish you would of tried to hold up someone who would defend themselves

    • @kitthecat6543
      @kitthecat6543 3 года назад +9

      @@emotionalgloom well I'm black and 99% of my friends are black. And I dont discriminate against any race, if it's late at night I'm suspicious of any body, male, female, teens...doesnt matter lol
      All races have horrible people within them. So even if someone did tell him that, that doesnt mean you spread stereotypes of black people being dangerous when you can get robbed, killed or kidnapped by any race.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 года назад +2

      @@kitthecat6543 Exactly!!! Plus that dudes post was so hard to read lol

  • @Mathiakle
    @Mathiakle 5 лет назад +383

    "Call him the N-Word, watch what happens..." lmao

    • @nadinesmith-jensen7732
      @nadinesmith-jensen7732 4 года назад +7

      Matthew406 tears 😭 I 🤔 lots of crying 😭 and asking to go home!!! Lol

  • @madisonm7539
    @madisonm7539 7 лет назад +616

    "But Generic White Male won't be going to the beach today"
    I'M DYING AHAHA

    • @SIenderplier
      @SIenderplier 6 лет назад +9

      took me a good 5 seconds to like this comment, i was too damn busy giggling away and wiggling the mouse missing the button xD

    • @bl0gwar
      @bl0gwar 6 лет назад +7

      Madison M
      "W H A T?
      no way"

    • @alansquared
      @alansquared 6 лет назад +11

      He was hoping to drive away in his generic white van

    • @dabome4001
      @dabome4001 6 лет назад +3

      in prison he will be pretty like generic white Ken

    • @alansquared
      @alansquared 6 лет назад +2

      then he's bent over by Generic White Ben

  • @lilsunflower9655
    @lilsunflower9655 4 года назад +924

    “Read it”
    “I am colorblind”
    “No the letters”
    “I can’t read I’m colorblind”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @catlover1986
      @catlover1986 4 года назад +21

      I'm color blind, and it's really unusual to not be able to read letters due to color, but it can happen if two colors lack contrast.
      Like blue on grey, or red on blue, red on black, etc

    • @jeanlongsden1696
      @jeanlongsden1696 3 года назад +10

      @@catlover1986 agreed, blue is the most common colour for someone who is colourblind to not be able to read.

    • @iMsOiNsO
      @iMsOiNsO 3 года назад +2

      Y’all be quoting shit that ain’t even accurate shame 😂

    • @Necridslimster
      @Necridslimster 3 года назад +7

      ''Call him the N word'' No Sir, I'm Colour blind.

    • @REDACTED9494
      @REDACTED9494 3 года назад

      Docutatun

  • @WhereThereDude
    @WhereThereDude 6 лет назад +625

    i think the fake military guy dropped a little poop when he saw the black guy with the patch on his eye.

    • @justinblake3595
      @justinblake3595 6 лет назад +49

      Lol the way he crept out the dark like the dark knight ♘

    • @garydeanbaker
      @garydeanbaker 6 лет назад +21

      And then he called him by name and I lost it. Haha
      Also COYG

    • @michaskup7919
      @michaskup7919 6 лет назад +23

      @@balisticsrooster Why? Being mentally ill it's not like, I don't know, out-of-jail-free card

    • @balisticsrooster
      @balisticsrooster 6 лет назад +27

      @@michaskup7919 he seems more like a homeless illiterate schizophrenic kid, than a stolen valour

    • @michaskup7919
      @michaskup7919 6 лет назад +7

      @@balisticsrooster I'm not an expert but for me, stolen valor is stolen valor.

  • @joshuaebblestien
    @joshuaebblestien 5 лет назад +2173

    Jolanda told you she was 15
    “What? No way.” Best acting ever.
    Edit: anyone reading this please scope my new song by typing “cardio Lucid ft erk”

    • @kykykykyc4268
      @kykykykyc4268 5 лет назад +23

      Joshua Ebblestien haha he deserves an award 🤣

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 5 лет назад +61

      And he didn't even want the cookie anymore

    • @kimf442
      @kimf442 5 лет назад +4

      Eboni Love dead 💀!!!!

    • @mattbroadbentmusic5602
      @mattbroadbentmusic5602 5 лет назад +2

      Very 'The Happening' - esque :L
      'Whaaaat? Noooo!'

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 5 лет назад +3

      but people call her.... JoJo

  • @CL-vx9dr
    @CL-vx9dr Год назад +4

    Hot take: if you see someone shoplift from Wal Mart, leave them alone. Wal Mart is one of the biggest corporations in the world, it's owners some of the richest people on the planet. Who cares if someone takes a couple things?

  • @sweatshirtguy3424
    @sweatshirtguy3424 4 года назад +885

    :lightly hits woman on the back of her head with rolled paper
    woman:dies *shrieks of pain*
    Mayor: She hit her right in the- right in the EYE! ARREST HER

    • @chmpgneprblms
      @chmpgneprblms 4 года назад +85

      I mean she shouldn't have hit her but damn calm down.

    • @plazmatter
      @plazmatter 4 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @AHappyClam
      @AHappyClam 4 года назад +5

      Totally true. Haha

    • @Hambone571
      @Hambone571 4 года назад +16

      SweatShirt Guy ....”and the Academy Award goes to....”

    • @jeraldhao1663
      @jeraldhao1663 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @definitelyahumannotabot
    @definitelyahumannotabot 5 лет назад +657

    Lmao the fake army guy was literally just wearing a jacket

    • @Plutomaniaa
      @Plutomaniaa 4 года назад +85

      apparently it's illegal if you werent in the military
      He shoulda brought his dOcUtAtIoN

    • @j3_smokespckss757
      @j3_smokespckss757 4 года назад +71

      lol but he still talking like he was in the army

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 4 года назад +40

      @Pinkaugust The man taping wasn't a cop, I don't think. Just a citizen who got mad when he said something racist then noticed he was wearing insignias that are given to top ranking, high honored military officials. So he was doubly offeded (since the taper was a vet) and wanted to call the kid out.

    • @crackazack510
      @crackazack510 4 года назад +11

      He claimed he was a serviceman, then he changed it was was his grandpas..lol The man who is filming him is OBVIOUSLY a veteran and knows his shit! Lol

    • @_amaya.
      @_amaya. 4 года назад +11

      It wasn't just a jacket actually. It was a uniform. The guy also made false claims about his military experience. And his family's. It is illegal

  • @Bazonkaz
    @Bazonkaz 6 лет назад +410

    "You know what, I don't want this cookie I just want to go to the beach."

    • @bradleyjohnson1839
      @bradleyjohnson1839 6 лет назад

      L Brea lol 69th like

    • @orangekid7870
      @orangekid7870 5 лет назад +2

      Entering a random house.. definitely a route you wanna take when going to the beach

    • @insanenative445
      @insanenative445 5 лет назад

      Bahahaha

    • @nikosnikos8616
      @nikosnikos8616 5 лет назад

      If u change beach with bitch, this sentence takes a totally different meaning 😂

  • @KompetenteEnte
    @KompetenteEnte Год назад +7

    6:05 I love how these people always want to seem hurt but don't actually want to get hurt so they fall in steps like they wanna lay down in a hurry

  • @aa-jd1ro
    @aa-jd1ro 6 лет назад +348

    "Read the blue letters"
    "I'm colorblind"
    "u can't read?!"
    "GoOd By SiR"

    • @johnnyvt9
      @johnnyvt9 6 лет назад

      If you think that is funny turn on Closed Captions and watch RUclips's speech recognition try and translate his speech. I will show your my Doctor Tension.

  • @tommybrown9534
    @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +1264

    That lady that was violently attacked in the courtroom n fell to the ground must be severely traumatized..I feel her pain..I was outside the other day and a fly deliberately flew right into my leg..completely shattered my kneecap..Oh God the pain!!😏

    • @patrickrudolph1258
      @patrickrudolph1258 3 года назад +97

      "I was born with glass bones and paper skin-"

    • @tommybrown9534
      @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +10

      @@patrickrudolph1258 😄😄😄

    • @robertlevine2827
      @robertlevine2827 3 года назад +57

      The mayor says she was hit in the EYE after the reflexively GRABS THE BACK OF HER HEAD as she falls.

    • @frosty818
      @frosty818 3 года назад +37

      Yeah that lady was living true Karen life 😂

    • @tommybrown9534
      @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +6

      @@frosty818 haha she definitely was..to the max!! 😄😄

  • @alexselock5172
    @alexselock5172 4 года назад +463

    “Call him the N Word” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 his friend was probably like “hold up”

    • @NeutralReacts
      @NeutralReacts 4 года назад +26

      i died at that part lmfao

    • @eymannassole6162
      @eymannassole6162 3 года назад +18

      I know, he's probably like...
      "man, I just came out here to smoke a newport!"
      Hahaha, nah

  • @Emperor_Creeper
    @Emperor_Creeper Год назад +2

    The lady with the fake fall made the funniest scream ever "EEAAGhH!!" we can make so many memes out of that!!

  • @joshuamurphy5354
    @joshuamurphy5354 5 лет назад +574

    "Because a friend of mine that is black told me to watch out for black people at midnight"
    Seems legit

    • @ieatmud6965
      @ieatmud6965 5 лет назад +25

      i think the friend said to watch out for werewolves not black people

    • @charleseternal1751
      @charleseternal1751 5 лет назад

      @I Am Individuality I fought back

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 5 лет назад

      Definitely! 😌

    • @StrongSinger
      @StrongSinger 5 лет назад

      I Am Individuality i was not prepared 😂😂🤣💀

    • @robertstarkey1599
      @robertstarkey1599 5 лет назад

      @@brodieroomojo once his racist card been pulled out ..yeah let's blame it on an illness why not.

  • @tomwalsh7367
    @tomwalsh7367 4 года назад +379

    "You think this guys a threat to you or me?!" ... guy emerges from the shadows wearing an Eye patch.
    I'd be a bit sketched out tbh 😂

    • @danteparks3871
      @danteparks3871 4 года назад +24

      hes a pirate from the past!

    • @barackobama6105
      @barackobama6105 4 года назад +9

      Nick fury

    • @boubacarcisse7100
      @boubacarcisse7100 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +6

      tall black dude, with an eye-patch, who you just told that I hate all black people? Well, actually, yes, I wóuld consider him a threat. Call me old-fashioned. Though not as much as the guy with the camera that keeps harassing me and getting angrier all the time.

    • @rickyrickalvous2982
      @rickyrickalvous2982 4 года назад

      Unlike you I've heard of the Avengers Initative

  • @CI5LATICS
    @CI5LATICS 7 лет назад +1574

    That women who got hit by the paper, must of got lessons from European Footballers

    • @Chodmunch
      @Chodmunch  7 лет назад +25

      lol

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 7 лет назад +44

      She has worked with the Argentinian, Italian and Brazilian national teams. She specializes in "injury embellishment".

    • @joejay4646
      @joejay4646 7 лет назад +18

      Bitch has been watching too much WWE.

    • @cjcrabapple1834
      @cjcrabapple1834 7 лет назад +1

      CI5|RetroGamer duke basketball team

    • @IV_97
      @IV_97 7 лет назад +14

      European? South American footballers dive just as much, and Americans cant be footballers.

  • @TheDarkDutchman
    @TheDarkDutchman 2 года назад +9

    1:22 That guy... ROFL.... So funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crystalwallace2175
    @crystalwallace2175 4 года назад +323

    She's 15.....
    👁👄👁
    "WHAT, no way."
    🍪 🏃🏻

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 3 года назад +12

      " What? No way! O_o "

    • @principalmcvicker6530
      @principalmcvicker6530 3 года назад +1

      That glass eye lol

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 года назад +12

      I don’t want this cookie anymore I just want to get to the beach

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc 3 года назад +2

      "I dont even want the cookie"

  • @iKazed
    @iKazed 3 года назад +1611

    The stolen valor ones are always interesting because the person who's stealing the valor is always a bumbling idiot, and the person defending the valor is always way too invested in it.

    • @gordonbennett5638
      @gordonbennett5638 3 года назад +157

      Exactly - that guy was way over the top. Not as if the boy was pretending to be a general with a jacket you can buy from army surplus. He wasn't wearing a full uniform.

    • @leanie5234
      @leanie5234 3 года назад +9

      I have to agree with iKazed. This kid was bragging "anonymously" to random strangers....that berater was being a bully !! Leave the silly kid alone ! (Well, supposedly, he made some stupid racist remarks as well...THAT is not cool)
      How would this big bad veteran feel if this kid killed himself after the abusive rant he was forced to listen to ? The kid could have been destroyed !!

    • @iKazed
      @iKazed 3 года назад +10

      @@leanie5234 Exactly. All too often I find that the political side that preaches about people being too sensitive are the ones that uplift and validate these veterans getting way too pissed off about something that in the grand scheme of things is fucking nothing. Why people are impressed by veterans going batshit crazy on someone wearing some army print or some insignia is beyond me. If your pride in serving your country is that fragile maybe you aren't as proud as you wish you were? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Also absolutely agree on calling out the dude's racist remarks, but the stolen valor tirade is just a public display of pissbabyship to me.

    • @rust-2450
      @rust-2450 3 года назад +112

      To be fair, I'd also be somewhat angry if someone was literally lying directly to my face about something I know a ton about

    • @Flakester
      @Flakester 3 года назад +215

      Stolen valor videos are so cringe, from both sides.

  • @-hazza-1291
    @-hazza-1291 7 лет назад +166

    "Read these letters"
    "Im colour blind sir"
    That was funny af, fuck those who steal valour too!

    • @moviesbye9294
      @moviesbye9294 7 лет назад

      - Hazza - Come on, he’s a 5 star general

    • @expressrobkill
      @expressrobkill 7 лет назад +5

      i don't understand why he lied, was it because he was wearing the shirt, he could have just said i like wearing it, then noone would care.

    • @coolcatkim22
      @coolcatkim22 7 лет назад

      Some people pretend to be soldiers to get discounts at particular stores and bars. Others pretend so they can get recognition and praise.

    • @jec1138yt
      @jec1138yt 7 лет назад

      I'm guessing he went color-blind *after* he was discharged. LOLOL!

  • @codybailey855
    @codybailey855 2 года назад +5

    Dude, this is LEGIT one of my favorite channels now! Glad I found it!

  • @aa-hp4wc
    @aa-hp4wc 4 года назад +1100

    The fake psychic's voice when she "channeled the ghost" has me weak as hell 🤣😂

    • @unicorniorhian
      @unicorniorhian 3 года назад +88

      She kinda sounds like Salad Fingers.
      😅😅😅

    • @reiddajuiceman
      @reiddajuiceman 3 года назад +59

      In her defense it was only a semi-trance

    • @hardchuck1900
      @hardchuck1900 3 года назад +9

      They broke her legs

    • @bfreeblast7752
      @bfreeblast7752 3 года назад +7

      @@unicorniorhian that's probably who she was actually channeling lol

    • @msjklay2334
      @msjklay2334 3 года назад +3

      @@reiddajuiceman loool yes very true 😆

  • @ZeR0daRkSaiyan
    @ZeR0daRkSaiyan Год назад +38

    I nearly peed myself laughing for the segment with the "she hit her in the eyes" moment.... I CANNOT get over how pathetically rediculous she looks trying to fake an intentional assault. Please tell me she got repremanded for that.

  • @jazbarry13
    @jazbarry13 4 года назад +523

    A $1,500 fine, 100 hours of community service, and 52 hours of Anger Management classes is RIDICULOUS considered there's video evidence she tapped that woman on the back of the head with a folder. And the man that yelled out, "She hit her in the eye!" is hella sus."

    • @TeamLumix
      @TeamLumix 2 года назад +39

      Not to play Devil's Advocate, but laying your hands on anyone else for any reason besides self defense is assault.

    • @deanwal1962
      @deanwal1962 2 года назад

      The only classes that should be handed out are acting classes to that ridiculous woman who threw herself on the floor. Finally, the only way she could have been hit in the eye is if they were in the back of her head.

    • @loquatlaila9543
      @loquatlaila9543 2 года назад +11

      @@TeamLumix I mean yeah, she definitely shouldnt have hit her... but something tells me it might have been provoked? Like, she was already being disrected while she was speaking (fustrating) and then she made eye contact with the woman. Maybe the woman smirked at her (seems petty enough to do so, as her acting afterwards was already ridiculous+over the top).
      Not saying I condone violence tho! She shouldn't have hit her

    • @carinjansenvanvuuren8988
      @carinjansenvanvuuren8988 2 года назад +6

      How the hell can that be a hit. Geez if you touch someone it's assault. What's this world coming to...

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 2 года назад

      shes clearly a child who cant keep her hands to herself in a fucking courtroom. As far as im concerned she got off light.

  • @sheshecooper-smith8446
    @sheshecooper-smith8446 5 лет назад +591

    “Black people change overnight” that killed me, 😂were not animals 😂

  • @PrinceMontrey
    @PrinceMontrey 2 года назад +1

    2:19 “i have NO clue, oh my GOD” 🤣🤣🤣 such a liar man!

  • @kayleenkabba8091
    @kayleenkabba8091 5 лет назад +440

    When you’re colorblind the words just hit different 😓

  • @ameernelson9747
    @ameernelson9747 4 года назад +2954

    “All black people change after midnight”
    Me gathering up the brothas at 11:59 pm: we attack soon my brothers.
    Holy moly I didn’t know I got this many likes 😭 thanks 🤸‍♀️

  • @russellmitchell4059
    @russellmitchell4059 5 лет назад +211

    "I can take you and show you my docutation." LOL :D

  • @lightborn-ranger2981
    @lightborn-ranger2981 2 года назад +1

    The worst: "What?! No way🤨" acting I have ever seen🤣

  • @mamaray8903
    @mamaray8903 4 года назад +557

    "I was a private first class"
    "I'm colorblind and can't see"🤣

    • @vintage1950
      @vintage1950 4 года назад +11

      I didn’t think, you could be in the army, if you were colour blind.

    • @mamaray8903
      @mamaray8903 4 года назад +3

      @@vintage1950 you can't

    • @sweetjohnny8211
      @sweetjohnny8211 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure you can be in certain MOS's if you're color blind.

    • @emaange1131
      @emaange1131 4 года назад

      He needs to get his docutation,😂😂😂

    • @joshgillam5130
      @joshgillam5130 4 года назад +2

      @@mamaray8903 yes you can lol. I was in for 5 years and I'm colorblind af. It just limits the type of MOS(job) you can get.

  • @tradeka4206
    @tradeka4206 5 лет назад +686

    I’ve never cringed harder than when the fake medium said “I can probably go into semi trance but not full trance” I don’t know why it was just so stupid

    • @Fmancillaz
      @Fmancillaz 5 лет назад +12

      That's some Caitlyn Jenner shit right there

    • @zaithohton7617
      @zaithohton7617 5 лет назад +6

      Stupider than wen the ghost spoke threw her, no ur right that part wasn't stupid it was fucking hilarious

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 5 лет назад +2

      GOD I WISH I COULD UNSEE IT

    • @alexvermaak1759
      @alexvermaak1759 5 лет назад +1

      LARPiest shit I've ever heard man

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 5 лет назад +3

      This comment gave me a semi... trance 👌🏼

  • @k29king1
    @k29king1 4 года назад +491

    The Indian Meth head is the funniest. Can’t get enough of it, cracks me up every time.

    • @grant6917
      @grant6917 4 года назад +14

      Was that a pun? 🤔

    • @crap8228
      @crap8228 4 года назад +22

      “Totally not lying”

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 года назад +10

      I kinda feel bad for him... He's clearly an addict

    • @grant6917
      @grant6917 4 года назад

      @@crap8228 where did u get that he was a predator?

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 4 года назад +7

      "oh my god! I have no idea!"

  • @Croationman
    @Croationman 2 года назад +158

    Imagine being that invested in exposing someone taking so little from a company as evil as Walmart

    • @murakawa-san2279
      @murakawa-san2279 2 года назад +24

      I think the mentality is “If I can’t have free shit, neither can you”.

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 2 года назад +24

      imagine defending criminal caught on camera.

    • @Croationman
      @Croationman 2 года назад

      @@mikeespinoza5733 imagine being so stupid and bad at reading that you interpret my comment as a defense of the "criminal" instead of a wry admonishment of the exposer. Methinks your eyesight might be failing you mijo. Maybe you should put down the anime tiddies, I think it's making you go cross-eyed.

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 2 года назад

      - not your best moment eh

    • @cpsrob3912
      @cpsrob3912 2 года назад +15

      Some people just need to mind their business fr fr

  • @niawave2584
    @niawave2584 7 лет назад +416

    "You know what I don't want this cookie" *throws cookie on table*

    • @musicsavedme3534
      @musicsavedme3534 7 лет назад +12

      Nia Wave that's when you know shits about to go down

    • @sir.fuckles9842
      @sir.fuckles9842 6 лет назад +4

      Put that cookie down

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 лет назад +9

      I threw that cookie on the ground! Man! I’m not going to be part of your system!

    • @musicsavedme3534
      @musicsavedme3534 6 лет назад +2

      Uncle David "I'm an aduuult"

    • @OsmoZchannel
      @OsmoZchannel 6 лет назад

      Worst acting ever

  • @FortuneSushi
    @FortuneSushi 4 года назад +266

    "Because a friend of mine, who is black, told me to."
    "...Oh."
    Makes sense.

  • @jarnos2598
    @jarnos2598 7 лет назад +87

    'unless you want me to makeup stuff'
    'absolutely not'
    'there you go'
    *gives him the 'c'mon man' look*

  • @Intuition12withkettybior1
    @Intuition12withkettybior1 2 года назад +14

    The lady fell after a few seconds, that made me laugh. She should get an Oscar for her performance. Some people are really dramatic, she got hit on the back of her head with a what looks like a newspaper. The man said she got hit on the eye, wow😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @saarapollonen8138
      @saarapollonen8138 2 года назад +2

      Goes to show what a sad joke the justice system truly is...

    • @Dan55888
      @Dan55888 Год назад

      ​@@saarapollonen8138 especially with how bad the woman was punished yet I have seen actual crimes let the perp go because of the worst technicalities...

  • @joelopezjl28
    @joelopezjl28 6 лет назад +180

    That indian guy is hilarious

  • @fjb7605
    @fjb7605 4 года назад +161

    9:04 "Im color blind sir, I can't see" 😂🤣🤣 look at my "docutation" bahahaha

    • @dunsdonjone1537
      @dunsdonjone1537 4 года назад

      @Achol Manon. he never did get around to presenting that docutation

  • @sanpreetkaur3071
    @sanpreetkaur3071 5 лет назад +246

    the Indian guy, "unless you want me to make up stuff" OMG I'm Indian and at parts I felt ashamed but dude he was entertaining haha

    • @grimmywizard
      @grimmywizard 5 лет назад +9

      So am I but nothing to be ashamed. This isn't a stereotype, fuck that guy.

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 4 года назад +6

      @@grimmywizard he became a meme. That's an achievement atleast lol

    • @easylifewithsyed9439
      @easylifewithsyed9439 4 года назад +6

      Most indian in my country are like that, like to twist things

    • @ryublueblanka
      @ryublueblanka 4 года назад +7

      Indians are seriously the funniest!

    • @lizaneva3065
      @lizaneva3065 4 года назад

      He wanted to have some fun

  • @bitumenroad4648
    @bitumenroad4648 Год назад +5

    11:25 The lady channeling George's spirit gave me chills down my spine

  • @excuseme4846
    @excuseme4846 4 года назад +171

    "I'm cute though, built good"
    👁️👄👁️ the audacity of this man 😭💀

    • @robertlevine2827
      @robertlevine2827 3 года назад +5

      I guess since he lied about being 20 years younger, he figured he might as well go all the way.

  • @RooiRokBokkie
    @RooiRokBokkie 3 года назад +656

    Hansen: *"she told you she was 15"*
    GenericWhiteMale in the most unconvincing tone: *"Whaat? No way!🤨"*
    😂

    • @ManoloSeFue
      @ManoloSeFue 3 года назад +30

      That emoji was his exact his face. 🤨

    • @StrangeTripNH
      @StrangeTripNH 3 года назад +21

      Cute though. Built good.

    • @RooiRokBokkie
      @RooiRokBokkie 3 года назад +3

      @@StrangeTripNH huh????😂😂😂

    • @StrangeTripNH
      @StrangeTripNH 3 года назад +9

      @@RooiRokBokkie LOL when they’re reading the transcripts, that dummy had the balls to tell the decoy, “you probably wouldn’t want me around. I’m cute though. Built good.” Wasn’t sure what the funnier lie was

    • @RooiRokBokkie
      @RooiRokBokkie 3 года назад +4

      @@StrangeTripNH oh yeah lmao. Forgot about that

  • @garrettgeoghegan
    @garrettgeoghegan 7 лет назад +309

    "Hit her in the eye." 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

    • @H_A_L_7
      @H_A_L_7 6 лет назад +10

      Hehe and too long a delayed reaction, she probably got an eye signal from the mayor.

    • @AmazinqCutie
      @AmazinqCutie 6 лет назад +9

      BigBadWolfie
      She must have eyes in the back of her big head 😂

    • @MrBroken030
      @MrBroken030 6 лет назад +5

      she got a good roll on her attack and landed a critical strike, impressive!

    • @Tjockisknut
      @Tjockisknut 6 лет назад +2

      How de heck can you get that penalty for that shit, i mean it should just be harassment penalty or something :P

    • @nascar138
      @nascar138 6 лет назад +3

      If I had to pay that kinda fine for bullsh*t like that, might as well get my money's worth and really take out her eye.

  • @jaymeVos
    @jaymeVos Год назад +1

    I wear my uncle's army trenchcoat, he told me not to take the patches off until he dies.
    I've had too many people stop to get out and come yell at me.
    And I will never give a damn.

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 5 лет назад +227

    *finds a random camouflage jacket*
    "aM iN dEh ArMeH"

    • @Jsand714
      @Jsand714 4 года назад +3

      Diego Acosta Carrasquillo he’s got docutation too 😂

  • @jessepasco5854
    @jessepasco5854 7 лет назад +136

    Military camera guy: Read what those blue letters say.
    Camo guy: I'm color blind so I can't read.
    WTF!!

    • @sandwichlovemachine2546
      @sandwichlovemachine2546 7 лет назад +8

      According to that guy, if you're colorblind you have the inability to read. Well, time to get my bowl of popcorn ready.

    • @4444540
      @4444540 6 лет назад

      Gotta be bullshit...a fucking Arsenal supporter hahahahahaha!!!!

  • @delanireid
    @delanireid 4 года назад +226

    4:50 “He would pay me 20 dollars to engage in a sex act” *not even 1 second later* “THE PRICE IS RIGHHHT”

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 4 года назад +7

      Lol i had to laugh as well there. Do you think they noticed that during editing the video?

    • @omeancollins
      @omeancollins 4 года назад

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @juburr_5
      @juburr_5 4 года назад +1

      $20 is $20

  • @ChrysKay
    @ChrysKay 2 года назад +4

    That lady in the courtroom with her R2D2 scream kills me every time lol

  • @Keithzee
    @Keithzee 6 лет назад +872

    Indian dude: Unless you want me to make up stuff..
    Cop: Absolutely not..
    Indian dude: There you go! Totally being honest!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youtubesuckss7058
      @youtubesuckss7058 6 лет назад +26

      Seth Gor how did the cop keep a straight face ...I do not know

    • @arimakishou4211
      @arimakishou4211 5 лет назад +9

      @@youtubesuckss7058
      Um... he actually smiled there

    • @xXLunatikxXlul
      @xXLunatikxXlul 5 лет назад

      I wonder what happened afterwards 😂

    • @killuminati777FTRTTS
      @killuminati777FTRTTS 5 лет назад

      that was some funny shit with that dude LOL

    • @azo0ownz
      @azo0ownz 5 лет назад +1

      totally being honest :D:D:D:D im crying

  • @IWANNAROCK005
    @IWANNAROCK005 5 лет назад +164

    “I’m cute tho built good”.Sir you look like a muppet.

    • @roxxiefoxx2884
      @roxxiefoxx2884 4 года назад +9

      This stupid comment actually made me laugh loud. Take my thumbs up and go.

    • @IWANNAROCK005
      @IWANNAROCK005 4 года назад +7

      Roxxie Horror thank you thank you I’ll be here all night.

    • @chubbybunny6975
      @chubbybunny6975 4 года назад +4

      That's an insult to Muppets, they're adorable

  • @FarginhoodMcBastage
    @FarginhoodMcBastage 3 года назад +396

    Finally, someone with actual eyes in the back of their head.

  • @bootcampassistant3301
    @bootcampassistant3301 Год назад +3

    “Cute though, built good”. Suuuurrrreeee.

  • @yaoming5398
    @yaoming5398 4 года назад +117

    "These blue letters!"
    "I'm colored blind" 😂🤣

    • @Germanskill205
      @Germanskill205 4 года назад +2

      Colorblind people can see blue actually xd

    • @joshgillam5130
      @joshgillam5130 4 года назад

      @@Germanskill205 I can't tell the difference between blue and purple, and some shades of blue and green look the same to me. It was obvious af what the dude wanted him to read though, colorblind was a stupid excuse.

  • @Tiebott
    @Tiebott 4 года назад +319

    "does my black friend look menacing to you?"
    me: with that eye patch yeah, looks like a villain

    • @cosmoah9671
      @cosmoah9671 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @latashialewis6187
      @latashialewis6187 4 года назад +10

      😂 I was thinking da same think

    • @leeroyjenkins3014
      @leeroyjenkins3014 4 года назад +16

      Kinda cool imagine walking around with an eyepatch and people ask if they may take a look under the eyepatch and you show them your missing eye

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 года назад

      Lol!!!!!!!

    • @lubabe9969
      @lubabe9969 4 года назад +1

      I'd be freaked out, I know, I'm ashamed.