I found this gun in my jacket holster!! YOU planted it there didn't you! DIDN'T YOU! *Slams his hand really hard on the table* You're going to prison for a long, loooong time. Think about that next time you try to frame a police officer like me for the murder of your mother!
Sure, you don't have to show everything, but there are ways of doing it better. Like having her stutter on her words a lot throughout, or just anything better than just a few seconds of crying.
Her acting is actually good. The issue is completely down to the director, he probably lost track of the footage he needs of her and how it would look in context. And they probably blew their budget and couldn't re-shoot.
Immediately knew she was lying or involved. Nobody immediately starts crying when told a loved one has passed. The first emotion almost 100% of the time is denial.
0:09 Cole: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but your mother is dead." Michelle: *cries for 8.47 seconds* Cole: "You think you could answer a few questions for us?" Michelle: *stops crying, smiling* "I can try."
Rumor has it she calls the days of the week Morgueday, Woundday, Throesday, Fraudday, Slaughterday and Sinday. She calls Tuesday "Tuesday" though, because, you know, she needs a day off from murder.
Spike Evans I'm glad to see that not everyone is deceived by this child psychopath. This case was from 60 years ago... How many more has she killed since!?
Phelps - "Some of your mother's jewellery was missing. Can you describe her things?" Little girl - "A ring, a watch... I never paid much attention to that stuff" Phelps - "WTF you lying little bitch. When does a little girl not sneak into her mothers room and play with her jewellery. You are clearly lying and I'll never understand how I'm in the wrong! I quit this game, the motion capture is jittery and the story makes no sense at all. I'm sorry I wasted everyone's time playing this game."
Samiby My mother kept her jewelry locked in a box, locked inside another box inside the locked wardrobe, because dad kept selling it to buy more booze... ...sorry 4 bringing everyone down... But you're right, she a fucking liar, guilty.
RootedHat Do you seriously think they just magically transplanted the actors' real faces into the game? Everybody has been using mo-cap for the past ten years or so but the thing about LAN was that it took things much further than anybody else and _really_ focused on getting these animations right. Damn, can't believe how impressive they still look after as many as six years.
_The boots squeak indignantly in retaliation._ _Phelps shifts awkwardly in his seat._ "Sorry. Sometimes you've got to shake the tree to see what falls out."
Girl: Tell me if shes ok? Detective: your mother Is dead Girl: *cries* Detective: can you anwser a few questions for us? Girl: *smiles like nothing happened* i could try :,-)
“Detective tells child her mother is dead then accuses her of doing it using size 8 men’s shoes after she shows the most genuine sadness this game is capable of”
Even with the blurry textures and awkward inconsistency between the body motion cap and the face film cap (I believe the techs were done separately?), this game still has the best facial animations to date. Advanced motion cap just doesn't quite look as real as the filming tech they used here when it comes to facial expressions. Granted, its getting better.
"Do you think you can answer some questions Michelle?" "I'll try, Inspector Phelps." (Phelps gets up, backhands girl across her face) "That's *Detective* Phelps!'"
Marketing this as "true to life" detective work rather than a spoon-fed experience to make you feel like a detective was, juxtaposed with the final product, an idiotic mistake that took a cleverly-crafted game and exposed all the ways it was dumbed down.
The faces in this game are kind of creepy. The motion capture has an uncanny feel to it. I think it’s because the facial expressions are the only hyper realistic part of the game, everything else looks like 2011 so it just doesn’t fit. I love it.
" I can tell your parents weren't happily married"
*Phelps shows her his sketch of a boot*
TheMrWillje I fucking lost it there.
Because small feet, small.....
And there you have an unhappy couple.
Small feet = Small cock
Autistic Aniki awesome
Scott PilgrimVSyourMom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phelps: ''Have you killed your mother!?''
Michelle: ''What? No!''
Phelps: ''Then explain me why you father's shoe size is 8!''
Cole Phelps OBLITERATES small child with FACTS and LOGIC
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@Killzoneguy117 Definitely from the Ben Shapiro school of reasoning, lmao
😂😂😂
''YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!''
"Funniest moment in LA Noire"
-Sorry to tell you this, Michelle, but your mother is dead.
very cool brid (cries for 8.27 seconds)
Phelps then proceeds to accuse the girl of killing her own mother
Girl: *cries for 5 seconds*
Detective: can you ask us a few questions?
Girl: *smiles* i could try :,-)
No Arthur, that’s not funny. That’s not the kind of jokes we do on this show
I love how he said it with no empathy at all.
"Detective Cole Phelps blames small child for killing her mother with size 8 shoes as evidence"
Liam EFC LA Times front page
case closed
Valorous
psychopaths come in all ages and are often very smart, she obviously made it look like a big man did it!
Its 3 years since you wrote this but I have tears rolling down my face. Lmfao
"When my daddy gets home, I'm going to ask him to punch you on the nose."
"That's a threat. Book her Rusty."
Cole: Interrogator Genius
Best comment I've seen in ages. 😂😂😂
Case solved. That's some Grade-A detective work, Phelps.
Open and shut case Johnson!
You keep working cases like this i see a bright future for you in this department
Quote
Size 8 boots is the key.
Carlos Contreras the size 8 boots were the star witness in the trial.
Carlos Contreras Size 8 boots are the key to all this.
It's sort of like poetry, it rhymes... hopefully this will work.
Cause they're a larger size boot than we've ever had before
The Archon We may have gone too far in a few places.
His smug little smile as he accuses this little girl of crimes she couldn't possibly have done is the funniest thing, oh my Lord
Except she cried for a whopping 8 seconds
Omg absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Ben Shapiro vibes, it's so fucking funny
Cole Phelps the is the GOAT, best Rockstar character ever 😂
Yeah he's leaps and bounds more well written than that annoying ass Trevor Philips character. @@WeebBountyHunter
"How can you prove my parents didnt love each other?!"
"....size eight work boots"
Manlets are incapable of human emotion, let alone love.
@@jasonscott2540 manlet? What
@@jasonscott2540 what does that have to do with anything???
@@petrichor446 it has to do with everything
I love Cole's remark at the end - he still sticks to his guns and talks down to the girl after clearly misreading the situation.
nygiantsfan6 Wait, this was misreading the situation? How?
Uhh...he got every question wrong and totally accused her of shit she has nothing to do with?
lmaooooo
The Spycrab “I know your parents weren’t happy together and this size 8 boot proves it! Look at it!!!”
That is a thug with a badge for you.
"Your mother is dead."
*cry*
"Look at this gun! I found this gun! Was it yours!?"
I found this gun in my jacket holster!! YOU planted it there didn't you! DIDN'T YOU! *Slams his hand really hard on the table*
You're going to prison for a long, loooong time. Think about that next time you try to frame a police officer like me for the murder of your mother!
Still better writing than in the game originally
@@ncshuriken Twenty. Eight. Stab wounds.
Oops wrong game
@@correctmeifurgay7199 -claps-
Ayy Matt and pat
*YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY*
*AND HELP THE PUH-LEASE*
#dashiexp :D
I keep replaying that part, oh my God, the barely-hidden aggression is comedy gold
The girl: oh puh-leez!
YOU SHOULD HELP THE PUH-LEASE *NOW!*
⚡👄⚡
-"oh yeah, your mother is dead"
-*cries for like 4 seconds*
then she completely fine again, fukin 10/10 acting right here!
Its actually 6 seconds
It's actually 8.47 seconds. I counted every frame individually when I first made the video.
Laugher Cake
Well hours of crying and emotionally traumatic jitters would have made this level depressing and boring.
Sure, you don't have to show everything, but there are ways of doing it better. Like having her stutter on her words a lot throughout, or just anything better than just a few seconds of crying.
Her acting is actually good. The issue is completely down to the director, he probably lost track of the footage he needs of her and how it would look in context. And they probably blew their budget and couldn't re-shoot.
Cole: "Can you describe your mother's jewelry?"
Michelle: "A ring, a watch"
Cole: "A size 8 boot print?"
2:08 Arrest her for threatening a police officer
Actually Danny DeVito i
Little 8 years old kid Cringe these fucking comments i cant fucking breath 😂
Little 8 years old kid Cringe hey, we have the same name
No-one like this comment it's at 666 likes...
BUSTED!!!!
That's the genius part of the game, the actors act like they were actors in a cheesy cop flick from the 40s.
That’s why I love it
The charm of la noire
@@Chuked exactly
This and running over pedestrians while they act like repellents against car metal is great, running over various partners is histerical
1:23 You can tell Cole's actor is really trying to not laugh lmao
15 year old girl with the body of a 10 year old and the head of a 40 year old woman
NeoMT “10th year old” really made my day
Isn't that usual in America?
No.
She's a malnutrient.
GasMaskedGaming American teens look like they're a lot older, compared to Asian teens. That's a fact.
They was workin' on the tires, that's all that was took
(X) - D O U B T
Mark 92 Tootin’ and a’hollerin’ and yellin’ obscenities at me in Mexican
(Y) Lie
I laughed a lot harder at this then I should have.
@@ZeGermanFox
You speak Spanish, sir?
This is some Phoenix Wright level cross examination
Jayden OBJECTION!
- Name_Taken - Cross examination theme keeps playing*
*Presents attorney badge*
Your Honor! This statement clearly con-
-*reload last save*
“Your mother is dead”
*crocodile tears*
Oldest trick in the book.
Immediately knew she was lying or involved. Nobody immediately starts crying when told a loved one has passed. The first emotion almost 100% of the time is denial.
The problem with LA Noire is that I can't tell whether the acting is just terrible or if it's meant to reflect on the guilty person
@@denisucuuu its probably part of the guilty act, the detective seems good at acting
@@denisucuuu exactly lol
Nah some people just start crying
A kid will
Girl: **breathes**
Cole: _When are you gonna stop playing games with God?_
Phelps is a great guy. She got the girl so mad at him that she stopped being sad for her mother's death for a moment. Such a good man...
0/3 correct
3/3 correct *
Stop lying Onur. What are you guilty about
1/4 correct
that's just a bug in the game hopefully they patched it on the wii switch
*throws controller*
"I know this is a tough time, Michelle, but you should really try to help the police"
The amount of passive aggressiveness and whining in that tone. I was down laughing my ass off. 😂
0:09
Cole: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but your mother is dead."
Michelle: *cries for 8.47 seconds*
Cole: "You think you could answer a few questions for us?"
Michelle: *stops crying, smiling* "I can try."
Rumor has it she calls the days of the week Morgueday, Woundday, Throesday, Fraudday, Slaughterday and Sinday. She calls Tuesday "Tuesday" though, because, you know, she needs a day off from murder.
That's chooseday
Personally, I would prefer to have..."Cut a Throat Week"... or, uh, "Strangulation Day"...
Seriously underrated comment.
No, that's Two'sday-- every murder is of TWO people.
Tue's day.
With investigative skills like that, Phelps was already on his way to be the next chief of police.
That's about how inaccurate and lazy they are and they have the cop that's on the take, just like real life. They nailed it
If he took a page out of Rusty's book, Cole would accuse Michelle of having a secret husband that killed her mother in a lover's spat LMAO
I was waiting for Cole to say "we are taking your ass downtown for further interrogation"
*kids parent is dead*
“Funny Moments”
"A ring, a watch... I never paid much attention to that stuff"
Phelps: Therefore Yagami Light is Kira
Haha genius deathnote throw in
Watashi wa eru desu
She got over her mother's death really quickly
Wow she sure recovered quickly.
*sobs*
*in normal voice* I could try
Spike Evans I'm glad to see that not everyone is deceived by this child psychopath. This case was from 60 years ago... How many more has she killed since!?
Samiby This is a job for size 8 boots.
I cant wait to accuse everyone of lying in real life
Phelps - "Some of your mother's jewellery was missing. Can you describe her things?"
Little girl - "A ring, a watch... I never paid much attention to that stuff"
Phelps - "WTF you lying little bitch. When does a little girl not sneak into her mothers room and play with her jewellery. You are clearly lying and I'll never understand how I'm in the wrong! I quit this game, the motion capture is jittery and the story makes no sense at all. I'm sorry I wasted everyone's time playing this game."
It was a great game
Salty
Hahaha awesome. Made my day right?
Samiby
damn, calm down detective
Samiby My mother kept her jewelry locked in a box, locked inside another box inside the locked wardrobe, because dad kept selling it to buy more booze...
...sorry 4 bringing everyone down...
But you're right, she a fucking liar, guilty.
better animation than andromeda
Who gave Verne Troyer the bar again?
Eric Zeng no shit Sherlock
Andromeda was still in development for so long
The face isn't "animated" it's modeled live from real people :
ruclips.net/video/aL9wsEFohTw/видео.html
RootedHat Do you seriously think they just magically transplanted the actors' real faces into the game? Everybody has been using mo-cap for the past ten years or so but the thing about LAN was that it took things much further than anybody else and _really_ focused on getting these animations right. Damn, can't believe how impressive they still look after as many as six years.
“My parents were happily married”
“This boot says otherwise”
I remember this well, the size 8 shoes were brought in for questioning. Phelps grilled them relentlessly
_The boots squeak indignantly in retaliation._
_Phelps shifts awkwardly in his seat._
"Sorry. Sometimes you've got to shake the tree to see what falls out."
LA Noire still has one of the BEST facial animation in a video game to date.
0/1 correct
No that's 10/10
@@astronomical3342 10/10 correct
One exemple please
@@conneries100 It may be a little hard to get exemples. I've never quite heard of the word before.
Cole Phelps- worst detective of all time hahaha, this game could literally play out like a comedy if you played like this all the way
Somebody should do an indie mod video series of this.
This is, by FAR the best facial animation ever. No game has ever topped it.
Forbidden siren 1-2 like : "hold my beer, sonny"
0:12 good job on ruining someone's life phelps (even though I know he had to)
Phelps ruins everyone's life, including his own!
true
For only 10 seconds though lol
To this day I’m still impressed by the face animations
Cole: your house burned and everyone you loved is dead
Also Cole: sooo....you wanna answer some questions?
"You really are horrible you know that?"
"Yesn't"
Love his condescending smile and calm demeanor as he accuses her
Pretty accurate for police irl
happy mothers day guys, Its a pretty nice day outside, buy your mum some flowers
UndeadVII Or Some Size 8 Boots
"Don't lie to me Michelle! Your parents weren't happy at all. Look at these shoes! LOOK AT THEM! They are size eight! SIZE EIGHT!"
lmfao!
Wow. Filthy comment thief. You can have a dislike from me.
Stealing comments.. tsk tsk tsk
Kalterz (gasps) That's the guy who stole the comment. I hop he gets sued for everything he's worth!
Girl: Tell me if shes ok?
Detective: your mother Is dead
Girl: *cries*
Detective: can you anwser a few questions for us?
Girl: *smiles like nothing happened* i could try :,-)
phelps is so damn confident in every player made choice to the point its unnerving
I love when you choose all wrong decisions and see their reactions :D
"Your mother is dead, do you think you could answer some questions for us?"
*Yeah real detective job right there Phelps*
this game needs a remaster
Diamond Eyes It is *_T I M E_*
Diamond Eyes FOR REAL. I'm hyped
Yes one of the games that really needs it
Welp remaster is on nov 14 everyone time to buy it
Well, if you meaning some better reflections, lighting and resolution...it was remastered that way
Girl: “my Parents loved each other”
Cole:”That’s some boshit”
1:52 I love how blunt he is around the end here 😂
After all that: "This is a tough time for you, Michelle, but you should really try to help the police.
What a savage.
“Detective tells child her mother is dead then accuses her of doing it using size 8 men’s shoes after she shows the most genuine sadness this game is capable of”
haha this is how i was like interrogating first geez i sucked :L
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I like how she went from crying to ready to answer the questions and just stopped crying like that
I didnt laugh during the video but the comments are pretty great
the girl’s face overlay and her sobbing is so...emotionless and plain for someone who just lost her mom, what even 😂
Your mom is dead
*STARTS SOBBING*
D O Y O U T H I N K Y O U C A N A N S W E R A F E W Q U E S T I O N S F O R U S
*Goes through every stage of grief in 8.27 seconds*
"I could try"
YOU'RE ROTTEN, MISTER!
**loud page flip**
The brat killed her mom whilst wearing her little footed dad's size eight boots, it's obvious she tried to set him up.
If the shoe fits... looks like Cinderella will go to the cell.
Even with the blurry textures and awkward inconsistency between the body motion cap and the face film cap (I believe the techs were done separately?), this game still has the best facial animations to date. Advanced motion cap just doesn't quite look as real as the filming tech they used here when it comes to facial expressions. Granted, its getting better.
Jesus christ their faces would look real af of they were swapped with todays graphics idk...
The Pimpinator yeah, the guy looks exactly like his voice actor, Aaron Staton.
What about the size 8 boots
SHE STARTS CRYING AND HES LIKE "lemme ask u some questions" and shes like "mhm k sure"
HOW DOES SHE BOUNCE BACK THAT FAST
Everyone always wants to punch poor Phelps on the nose.
“You’re lying to me miss. You were in on it. And you are going to tell me the truth,”
She instantly goes from sobbing about her mother to ‘I’d like to answer some questions’ 😂
*Phelps sits down*
"Your mother is dead. So, why did you do it?"
She got over that crying spell really quick.
If he was a lawyer, he would redifine the term "Badgering the witness."
I remember being so impressed at how realistic this game looked when it came out... Now....
Even more impressed now?
In terms of graphics or on how they interract with each other?
It still looks good especially for a 11 year old game
@@goku8621Rockstar should remaster this game. The graphics themselves haven’t aged well even though the faces are great
@@gradyparsons6678 They just did an HD port
Asking them about random items is always ridiculous.
Cole after traumatising the girl three times over: You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck,
This is actually how efficient the puh-lease are in real life.
LOL, true story. *#KeystoneConstables* 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 *#ACAB*
Detective: “Where where you last night?”
Michelle: “Well, I was at this dance and-“
Detective: *LiAr!*
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky
"Man, I'm gonna get promoted once I nail this god damn murderer"
Seven years ago? Still the same sense of humour I see
Damn the facial movements! They should've used this is Life is Strange.
Wouldnt fit the style of the game
Agreed!
Better than size 8 boots?
She just speedrunned grief in 8 seconds
"Do you think you can answer some questions Michelle?"
"I'll try, Inspector Phelps."
(Phelps gets up, backhands girl across her face)
"That's *Detective* Phelps!'"
So, this is where the "Press X to Doubt" meme come from. What a weird option to add if you ask me.
The way she starts crying and then answers with “I can tryyy” all of a sudden 😂
"I never paid much attention to that stuff."
Proceeds to perfectly describe her jewelry.
"I'm sorry about your dead mother kid, but look at the shoe I've just drawn. Pretty neat, huh? It's number 8. You're under arrest by the way."
Of course your parents were unhappy, look at his shoes, they’re size 8, SIZE 8! 😂
“Are you sure your parents were happily married?”
“what are you saying?, of course they are”
*B O O T*
With greatness comes size 8 boots
*piano 4 chimes*
And that, folks, is why you always lawyer up before being questioned by the police.
At the end, the way he asserted such a commanding tone when he was kinda the jerk in this situation just makes it funnier
Marketing this as "true to life" detective work rather than a spoon-fed experience to make you feel like a detective was, juxtaposed with the final product, an idiotic mistake that took a cleverly-crafted game and exposed all the ways it was dumbed down.
The faces in this game are kind of creepy. The motion capture has an uncanny feel to it. I think it’s because the facial expressions are the only hyper realistic part of the game, everything else looks like 2011 so it just doesn’t fit. I love it.
If the shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit
There's only one thing more hilariously overexxagerated than this:
Cole's scream.
I’m glad this game is starting to get the recognition it deserves 😅