KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2024
- KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
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THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS: • THE TITANS - GREEK GOD...
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: • YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION...
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: • THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: • THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2:...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: • THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 ...
THE GIGANTOMACHY: • The Gigantomachy - The...
TYPHON: • TYPHON
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THE TITANS: • THE TITANS - GREEK GOD...
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: / @livingmythology1405
YOUNG ZEUS: • YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION... 
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Option 2! Dakka must live!
So my personal head cannon here is that is Thaddeus telling stories to kids on ultramar between missions and the entire time barbon is sighing going “this is highly heretical”
Option 2, Dakka has been watching this jumped up pirate murder his flyboys, all while cooking up some humble pie to serve
Option 2. Poor Dakka hasn't been allowed to shine as much as Gork and Mork would like. Let the duel be intense make Dakka work for it and then let him have the skull of the Ealdari be mounted on his fighta.
What Does Every Pirate Hate?
A small chest with no booty.
A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?”
The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.”
“Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man
“Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.”
“Well, what about your patch eye?”
“Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!”
“A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.”
“Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with me hook.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, Bartender says: (Hey buddy,you know you have a steering wheel in yours pants).
Pirate replies: (Yarr, tis driving me nuts!).
How to piss off a pirate? Steal their P.
What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
@knownofear1 P without it, they are irate.
Option 2.
The Smeldar have underestimated their opponents.
I'm ready for more tales of HIGH ADVENTURE!
Fuck yeah!
Heck Yeah!
Option 2
❤❤❤❤❤
Option 3.
Babe wake up, new Kronan story just dropped
Was driving yesterday, and stopped my gf Mid sentence with: Babe! New Kronan lore just dropped!!
Option 2
Von Smashhoven is my favorite. I can't vote for him to die
Kronan taught me how to be propah cunnin’.
Option 2
The loyal ork must live
Option 2 Brother Baldy
Dakka has been preparing for this, he's got something worthy of Mork up his sleeve....
KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: ruclips.net/video/VFGteZZjBWk/видео.html
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:ruclips.net/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/видео.html
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: ruclips.net/video/QwycANUVCOs/видео.html
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: ruclips.net/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/видео.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: ruclips.net/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/видео.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: ruclips.net/video/VrUTCXREK8c/видео.html
THE GIGANTOMACHY: ruclips.net/video/VaMyfDalP88/видео.html
TYPHON: ruclips.net/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/видео.html
THE PRIMORDIALS: ruclips.net/video/VFGteZZjBWk/видео.html
THE TITANS: ruclips.net/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/видео.html
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: ruclips.net/channel/UCdR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg
YOUNG ZEUS: ruclips.net/video/QwycANUVCOs/видео.html
Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git😁
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂
I love the “educational!?!?” Tales of high adventure!!
So good
I am loving it, the quotes at the start was a really fun idea!
Option 2
Dakka's story can't end here!
I vote for option #2 Thank you Sir
thanks for listening brother goodman. :)
OPTION 2.
it is too much fun to lose Dakka.
God this is brilliant - I love these stories - actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
THE PROPHET OF MORK RETURNS!!! KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
THE ORKY GODZ HAV HURD ME!!!
I WAS WISHING AND WAITING FOR A NEW ENTRY ON THE CUNNING ONE FOR SOOOOO LONG!!!!!
MAY THE LEGEND OF KRONAN'S HIGH ADVENTURES NEVER END❣️💪
WWWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰
Option 2.
This storyline has always made we grin and giggle.
Option 2. Smeldar, blehdar. Van smashoven has no peer in this galaxy
Baldy, from the bottom of my 🖤, Thank You! Words cannot describe the pure Joy that the high adventures of Kronan(& Nutcrunch- er, um,Tiddles) brings us all!
Option 2!
One step closer to Beast Mode!
Option 2 Dakka to win but comes out terribly injured.......
Keep up the brilliant work
Option #2
Ere we go ladz, get stuck in ya worfless gitz, it's Baldymork
I don't know how you can read these stories without laughing.
Well, I do break. Editing is a horror on these. :).
Dearest Baldermort.
Thank you for this. I’ve really missed your lore and this is a welcome panacea to life’s prevails and stresses.
Thank you for taking the time to make this and share.
You’re a wonderful chap.
Oh hellll yes, today is a good day
2! Thank Gork and Mork!! Daka smashes smelldar star sheep's. He is Him!
Option 2
Another great episode, go Baron Smash
Sir, I hope you are feeling well. Thank you for all you do, and the entertainment you give us, sincerely.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Nothing will stop the Mighty Kronan who once again proves his strong cunning and brutal intelligence will show all of us why the Orks are the masters of battles and wars for they are everything the entire Galaxy fears.
YES! MORE KRONAN!
Option 2
Da boyz are back in town! 🤩💪🍄🔁
Option 2, Dakka must prevail.
I only found this channel recently, and kronan is definitely my favourie. followed shortly after by the thaddeus
It's was mine also until I played Thaddus, there like 1a 1b . You should check it out
AND SO IT WAS!!!!!!
Welcome back Chronicler!
Currently running my little part of the Orks of Omen, wif War Boss Grimdrak Slapchop. Racking the krumping for Kronan!!!!
I believe it was Gork , who said … no, think it was Mork?…warghaaaaa 😂 Keep up the good work, good, sir
Excellent video as per usual sir. Hell I'm so old I actually saw Connan the Barbarian as a little kid in the early 80's. Damn I'm old. Cheers to you brother. Great channel. Great narration.
You aren’t alone. It’s still one of my favourite flicks. :)
@@baldermort Oh...dear...Great channel still, honorable servitor. Even though threw GW's last descision. You are and honorable non-binary, male presenting lesbian woman! And don't you forget it! 🙂Thank you for years of great lore. Surely the God-Emperor smiles upon you.
Oh goody more Orkyness! A chance to fight the Imperial gravy perhaps? Can’t wait…
Not disappointed! Tittles too ! Wonderous !
Option 2. Dakka kills the Eldar. Death to the wimpy Smeldar
I almost spit out my drink at "Craftworld OOWEE!".🤣
Me too, and that's my main army!
Option 2
Beautiful fucking beautiful
Part 1! We've a part 2 to look forward to. Happy days!
Option 2!!!
You're videos are always entertaining, the Ork videos always make me laugh. Excellent work as always!
The pronunciation of the Adeptus Sororitas had me in stitches. I love this series
There is no higher service this channel does to the Warhammer 40K franchise that these fun ass fanfic stories. They're the damned best.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Option 2!
Always love new Balders vids! Hope you're having a great weekend!
Finally, I can catch a video on the first day. BRING ON THE LORE!
Always good to see some more of Kronan!
Thanks brother Melon. :) Sorry its late. Building work. I'm trying to get more prompt.
@@baldermort No worries! Nothing to apologise for - these stories are always a pleasure whenever they pop up!
We're all very lucky to have you baldy
I frikkin love these
Ere’ we go!!
Option 1: Dakka Goes out on a WITNESS MEEE! Humiliating that pompous bastard of an eldar in the process!.
Da kunning 1 has returned!!! Let the tales of HIGHHHHHHH adventure continue. All praise our faithful servant Baldermort. 🫡🫡🫡
Option 2 Please
Dakka Von is KING OF THE AIR!
Option 2; Dakka Von Smashhoven survives / wins the fight.
He has been working closely with and -learning- from the Cunning One. In the meta sense, he has been supporting Kronan for some time now. May this be the moment where Gork and Mork place their blessings upon him. Loyalty is its own reward in the form of a good scrap. :)
I do enjoy these stories of Kronan. Thanks for your mighty efforts sir!
Yes!
Always a joy to see your next installment of the this grand tale.
I second the sentiment that you are to Warhammer what Terry is to Discworld. Though you may not be the progenitor of the verse you ever give it an energy and passion that draws one in to the point of being infectious. Thank you wordsmith, speaker, and storyteller for your precious time.
Ah dem Smelldar gitz... Deyz blood iz all shiny. No wondah deyz alwayz prancin' around like sum sort of twinkly Grotz.
Take pride in its trying to translate it to english
Option 2 - the lad can take him on and come up on top!
Thank you so very much for the effort, and pure artistry, you pour into every one of these story videos. No matter how hard my depression is hitting me, you always give me a smile when I see you've posted a new video.
Option 2, Dakka krumps the dandy smelldar, for da onor of the Waaaah and his Lord Da Kunnin One.
What a treat! Love the 4/20 upload! I like to set aside time for my undivided attention to this tale🔥🔥🔥🤙 You rock man🤘
May this comment help in some way! Thanks again for the best original story I've heard in ages. I've cracked up laughing out loud multiple times
Option 2. I'd say our Ace pulls off something tricky like using a tractor beam to fling something in the path of the Eldar. In true Gorkyness, this causes a chain detonation of the Eldar Fleet.
Another great vid fron Good O'Balders. A vocal legend like Terry Pratchett is written books
FIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTR!!!!! I was awaiting this great ServoBard.
Option 2 the dakka must flow ❤
Good night gents.
Hope you've got your comfy PJs on.
It's bedtime story time.
Option 2
Dakka must win! The power of the waaggghh is too strong for him to lose.
Thank you for this dear Sir Baldermort!
Today was A DAMN GOOD DAY.....Amazon delivered my BBC DVDs of Red Dwarf seasons x1 & X11,
AND KRONANS CHRONICLER, THE BALD ONE , GIVES US AN HOUR+
OF TRULY ORKY HIGH ADVENTURE!!!
PRAISE BE TO GORK AND MORK FOR THESE GUBBINZ!
Thank you
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Option 2!! By the belly of Mark, the Cunnin One's WAAAGH power is becoming unstoppable!
I must admit I was deeply sceptical when you started an Ork storyline but this has become my absolute favourite.
As great a character creation as Von Smashoven is, I don’t think a Corsair Ace could be bested by the Ork. Would make for good storytelling no matter what happens. Look forward to part 2
Option 2
We need more of the Slay team too!
I have to make myself wait for a quiet time to enjoy these.
More Kronan nyeeeees
Option 2. No stinky smeldar can stop Dakka!
My socks rolled up and down by themselves when I saw there was a new installment of Kronan Da' Kunnin!
This story is amazing. Better than anything I read in the Black library. You could turn this into a book and I would buy it. Please please please make more of these.
I’m as happy as an ork in a scrap to see the return of tales of kunnin one love this story line please keep up the great work 😊
Option 2!!
Good day lord Baldy, of course its 2 tut dakka von smashhoven has got to enhance his reputation somehow, but here's the thing .... HOW? How will he batter that mealymouthed upstart? Who knows? Only your very good selves tale will reveal all.
Can't wait for the next instalment sire, this one has been a belter, so thank you. I hope 'she who makes tea coz she thirsts' and the famalam are all doing fine. Much love to your writing hand and you too :)
Let's go!!!! Story time!!! These are worth the wait I love all these stories!!
Praise the Emperor! The lord Baldermort praises us with his presence once again!
wonderful Lord B - and with a cheeky vote at the end just like the good ole days
Option 2. I SO wish we could have them both survive, but it is simply not in the stars.
I really don't like the orks as a faction, but I have thoroughly enjoyed your Kronan series. The fact that you made a story that I've been engaged with for a faction I do not like or enjoy at all normally is a testament to how talented you are as a storyteller.
Tap dancing orks, now that’s a show I’d watch. Specially if it includes those Harley twins, Deader Stare and Cringer Dodgers.
Been waiting for dis one Boss!
Absolutely amazing as always my brother
I have been waiting for so long for a new kronan!!
YAAAAAAAAAS, more Kronan 🤘💚🤘
Also, hearing about Crafty World Smelldar while working on an orky cardigan almost made me spray my coffee.
Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute. Always a treat to hear a tale of high adventure.
My pleasure!