Kronan and the Tyranid Factory
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2023
- Kronan and the Tyranid Factory
Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
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Kronan and the Tyranid Factory
Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
I check every day for a new ep. Ty sir
🎉
Uhh🎉myi🎉 🎉 f m... Mmm.🎉
Huujnnnpippo
I can truly consider every word you say as if it came from the emperor the fans make cannon
Heads up, this entry is missing from the Kronan playlist
DA BOSS IZ BACK! TIME FOR A PROPAH SCRAP!!!!
ITZ BOUT TIME WE GOT PROPA ORKY
WAAAGH! LETS GET TA KRUMPIN BOYZ!
WAAAAAGGH!!!! LET'S GET STUCK IN BOYZ!!!
‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"An orc craves booty as much as a Dark Eldar disregards safe words". This should be canon. Actually, for me, it is from now on.
For an orc, being on a space hulk filled with treasure and bugs must be like a chocolate factory to kids.
Looking forward to Kronan and the Hummy Elevator or wherever the orcs decide to go planetfall for a big krumpin'.
This line really got me. I nearly spit out my drink in laughter 🤣
A lovely turn of phrase. Safe words are for wimps anyway.
Orks crave booty just as much as Dark Eldar crave booty...
That was epic!
Henry Cavill is to play Kronan in an upcoming show in the Warhammer extended universe, or something like that.
😂😂😂😂
I would pay all the teeth to see that.😂
I would pay all of someone else’s teeth and then quite possibly my own.
@@lumburgapaloozaLike Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.
Lies, everyone knows he's a golden boy through and through.
Henry is kronan's final boss!
Cold and bored..then Kronan appears, still cold, but no longer bored .
Thank you Sir Baldermort
Hope you get warm soon!
Cold? Where do you live?
The title alone made me start a WAAAAGH out of excitement
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kronan is back and hungry for some deep fried termegaunt!
Not even 20 seconds in and you've got me hooked and dying of laughter at the same time well done sir well done.
Kronan is once again proving to the Galaxy of his cunning and how he is able to be a champion of Mork, and what kind of Ork wouldn’t want a never ending war against the Bugs as they were fun to fight especially as they come in different shapes and forms.
A krumping and dinner afterwards? How could an orc turn that down ?
"...Like Dark Eldar's understanding of 'Safe Word'."
Excuse me. I laughed for far too long. I think I died and then revived. That caught me off-guard. It shouldn't have. But, it did.
I love his delivery in da Kronan stories. I can really hear how much fun he is having!
Talk about perfect timing 😍
Kronan soon impressed on his admirals that he wished absolutely nothing to impede the armies of the Fat One, the Girl, the Nerd and the Juice God from coming aboard if they thought they were 'ard enough.
That is the fightiest thing I have ever heard and describes Ork mentality so well tbh. Why would you cower behind your Geller field if you could also have a mighty good scrap?!?
Anyway thank you Baldy for blessing us with this beautiful new episode from the Chronicles of Kronan. He truly is the cunningest of all Orks.
"The fat one, the girl, the nerd, and the juice god" had me lol in my car
YES! Everyone's favorite knucklehead! Kronan!!!!!
Kronan delivering some Quarta Poundas with ease.
Fantastic everyone’s favorite Ork versus some Nids goodness. I love Xenos vs Xenos fights
Hi Bod. ;)?
@@baldermort Hey Baldermort, I hope that you have been well!
The very first introduction to Warhammer, when I had very reluctantly and exasperatedly let my friend page me through all of his dad’s old codices (and only Tyranids really caught my eye at the time) and showed me the ‘Astartes’ animation, was to go home and look on RUclips, ‘Warhammer board game’, thinking it might even be fun if I have it a chance.
I then added in ‘Tyranids’, just to be safe, that I wouldn’t get any of the silly factions that looked weird.
The very first thing I ever found and watched, after a quick ‘how to play’ of First Strike, was a small, quick 500-point Battle Report- Orks vs Tyranids, by Midwinter Minis.
I binged every one of their criminally-few Battle Reports, and I have been hooked ever since- and though I now play one of the silly factions, the ‘zombie ones’ (or the Necrons)…
Orks versus Tyranids will forever be my first spark that got my imagination hooked by the ouchy bits.
There’s nothing quite like the wonderful creativity of Xenos vs Xenos, and out of them there is nothing *quite* like Tyranids fighting Orks.
KRONAAAAAN!!! LET'S KRUMP SOME BUGS!!! FO' GORK AN' MORK!!!
ITS BALDING TIME LETS GO BABY
Da most Kunnin boss is back
Yeeeesss! It's Kronan time! Let's get krumpin shall we? Let's go!!
Yesssssss more we want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't say this lightly. This is almost as enjoyable to me as Terry Pratchett's discworld novels.
You're awesome, Baldermort.
AH Kronan returns............
WAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
This couldnt come at a better time, going through a properly rough patch at the moment at work and I really need the distraction before my brain goes into spiral mode. I dont know if you're going to read this mr. Baldermort, but your tales are massively appreciated. Sincerely, thank you for the distraction and the escapism from the real world troubles, you are a gentleman and a scholar
Hope you’re going alright, mate, and hope you’ll be having a better time of things soon :(
Yeah, don't let the bas***ds grind you down!
MOAR FOIGHTIN
MOAR KRUMPIN
MOAR KUNNIN
MOAR OF DAH BESS STORY
YEESSSS❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
KRONAN, DA BIGGEST BOSS IS BACK🙌
BALDIE, THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV. SERIES!!!!!!
AND SO IT WAAAAAS... Sir Baldermort came through yet again...AND OF COURSE...it was bloody awesome!!
With orks its never just an adventure.... its HIGH ADVENTURE!
May Gork and Mork continue shining favor upon you Baldermort. Thank you for being awesome
why 'ello dere boss
Dude...your writing, delivery, cadence and love for the storytelling are just awesome as always!
Soo enjoyable, keep them coming sir!!
Now I can enjoy this friday the way Mork intended
Baldermort, your tales of Kronan always make me chuckle, particularly when I need cheering up after a difficult week.
Great fun!
The hunt for Red Orctober too funny lol
Da cunning waaaaagh is back let go bois we got krumpin to do!!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaarg KRUMPIN
I have often thought that pitting the ork against the tyranid would result in the evolution of ork to their true krork form.
We’re back to being SERIOUS now, boys…
This mans creativity and story telling never ceases to amaze me😂
Ooh, nice. See you at bedtime!
I love this fanfiction. Honestly this is REALLY great to listen to. So fun and yet well done.
I absolutely love all the names in this, had to rewind a few parts and listen again because I laughed over the top
Da bezt dai eva!
Oh I can't wait for you to continue your other stories especially the one on the food planet name slips my mind right now love your stories like always brother!
Abundance Tertia, I believe
@@mykelengieza7057 thanks!
Nice work I always wonder who's your favorite chaos God
Purely dependent on mood and what videos I’ve done recently. :)
@@baldermort keep up the good work your videos are always entertaining
It’s always cool to see you upload a new video
You can't keep doing this. Your talent condensed into this format, I just can't handle it. THEY CAN'T ALL BE MY FAVORITE. xD
41:35 "hormagits" please, I almost die.
"Sidebar concerning Booty...." Had me rolling! I hope you are having a fantastic year Baldermort, because you just made mine!
😂🤣🤣
Hands down one of the funniest things I have ever read.
"If there is one thing you can take to the bank it's that Orcs crave Booty the way the Dark Eldar disregard safe words".
This.. This makes me smile. Keep up the high adventure work. Oh bald one.
‘…And is never ever to be considered canon’
YOU CAN’T TELL US WHAT TO DO, OLD MAN >:(
With quite how snazzy all this ‘3D-printing’ business is getting, I think I’d quite like to build a faithful likeness of Kronan’s journey in a few small dioramas or an army some days. I haven’t chuckled so genuinely at such silly humour since I was a kid, and that is a sincere compliment to the chef.
This was SO good! Can't wait till Part 2! As a big fan of Conan as well, that made this WAY cooler! Also, the thumbnail, genius! Seamless Star Wars references! You definitely had the Emperor's wisdom and his favor this day!
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Guerilla warfare with a heavy Tank sounds awsome
That was a pretty good Mako impression in the opening. Crom approves.
bein waiting for a Kronan story! Canon or not its still canon im my head lol. Even Gw couldnt make a awesome character
Lol!!!! MASTERFUL!! “orks understand booty - like dark elder disregards safe words! “ 16:28
“As dangerous as an all you can smoke weed shop is to a hippie” I am about to spite take this coke I’m drinking listening to this. 17:28
Baldermort the Terry Pratchett of the 40k Universe
YYYEEEEEEES, Conqueror is back!!!!! Now I need another dose of Red Eagle/White Tiger, Triumvirate of Terror, Rikart, Chaos Thus Far, & Thaddeus & Tarquinius to satisfy my addiction. Thank you for all of your hard work Sir Baldy; I will make sure that when these stories continuations drop I WILL MAKE TIME FOR FUN!!! Toodle loo!
I sure missed me some Kronan. These have become some of my most anticipated videos on this channel
16:50
A 3-minute long dialogue on the importance of booty. It's cultural significance. It's societal necessity! A cultured man of high class. I salute you good sir.
“…Intimidatingly shiny bling, righteous drip…” is the ‘ardest thing I’ve heard today
I'm so happy, i'm in the middle of riots it's the perfect video xD
Riots? Ouch. Keep your head down. Godspeed.
🎉🎉 these are your best videos they are hilariously funny written beautifully and your rated wonderfully they are funny and great well done 👍👍👍😊
ANNND HEEERRRE WEE GO!! UNCLE B IS BACK WITH THE BEST
KRUMPIN CHRONICLIN' OF THE BIGGEST BADDEST BOSS EVA!!
Had to re listen, so packed with nuance and hilarity. Honestly brother Baldermort you are the most entertaining producer of content on the whole net. This was absolutely stellar (and not the beer, which tastes like it looks) but I dye grass, at night to annoy the house proud, your ork stories are so wonderful I’m lost for words, bit of a bugger for a self proclaimed writer 😂😂👏👏👏🖖😉💀⭐️
love the idea of the OP 'nids having a natural Predator in the Orks, having a scrap, then a good old fashion BBQ afterwards
Literally the only faction that can turn a Tyranid invasion into a positive outcome 😂
"THE ORKS CRAVE BOOTY AS MUCH AS THE DARK ELDAR DISREGARD SAFE WORDS...."
I HAVE JUST DIED...I ASPHYXIATED DUE TO AN UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING FIT KNOWN IN
LEGENDS AS AN "INFERNAL CHORTLE" OR
AN "ABYSMAL GUFFAW".
EITHER WAY, DUE TO SHENANIGANS AND FRIPPERY BEYOND MY CONTROL...I HAVE BEEN SHAKEN LOOSE OF MY MORTAL COIL.
😅😂🤣😳😵💫😵⚰️🪦 👻
New baby sick and cant sleep?
I fear not, for Baldamort shall keep vigil with me!
WAAGH!! Kronan. I love this series.
These must take forever! I love Kronan (and Tiddels!) The writting and the narration you craft is so much fun! very Orky telling! He's "Cannon" in my head!
Oh man! Do you know how hard it is to give the Kunnin one the attention he deserves while having to pack and move? Lets just say, I wish he and da boyz were just here loading up my stuff instead of me.. what am I saying. They have been here the whole time.... Thanks Brorher Baldermort for the mind fodder during this most stressfull time.
Just play it through the speakers, I’m sure any moving van staff will be immediately sympathetic as to why your attention is divided, and urge you to take as much time as needed.
Heck ya.. get my new neighbors on board right out the gate. Participation through forced presentation.... A 40k manifestation proclamation...
@baldermort
You are the greatest of all with the human word. Many thanks for all of your labour's
The greatest scribe and auritor in his most glorious empire .
On the cogitator of RUclips .
Wonderful stuff 30 years in and you make it seem like warp time.
Thank you.
Ave imperator.
Bleedin' scuttlaz! Nuffink ter loot on dem bugz!
Da Orks R Da Best !!! More Dakka!!!!
Baldemort I love all your videos but your kronan the kunnin vids and Thaddeus vids are THE BEST! As always thank you for the great content
I cannot tell you how much I love seeing that the tale of Kronan has been updated!! :)
Now I can get behind for this and get excited for! Here’s a super thanks!
Thanks baldermort, more great stuff like this is always appreciated
He has Returned with a another wonderful video ,Thank you!
AND once again you manage to make my night a party.Thank you baldy,thank you so much.your FAITHFUL LISTENER❤❤❤
All Hail !! For that Most Orkyest of Orks has returned unto us.... Da Cunnin One. Thanks for your work on this my friend and I look forward to the day when Kronan may, through his data slate indeed encounter the Gold ones !! As ever greetings from Kilkenny.
The most entertaining of readers, PERIOD.
Oh goody! Kronan is back! WAAAGH!
Wooo this was glorious. I needed this
All your work is good, but the Kronan saga is phenomenal. The best of all orky story telling!
What a grand narration brother Bald the best damned 40 k series on RUclips this has it all!!
Brilliant as usual, but I've only just realised how much i enjoy the side bars. Absolutely hysterical before taking us back to the story.
Chaos Arsestarters , this made me giggle. Your storytelling on point as always sir!
Just started listening to Distractible and was not prepared for “welcome gentle listener”
Your stories make my day as always
The title for this is parody gold as this coincides with Leviathon. It makes me wonder if Kronan will ever get to stomp through a wargaming miniature factory in China or attack Gamesworkshop HQ itself.
YES!!! MORE KRONAN!!!
Thank you Sir Baldermort!
I love your work bro, top tier 🤌
Amazing, as always.
I've been watching these backwards from the latest, and I wish I'd noticed when they started. These are funny and exciting all at the same time! A proppa Orky tale, to be sure!
More, More..... Excellent work Balder old chap.
What must a Ork to do with all this bugginess? A good krumpins is in order! !
that intro had me in stitches
Arse Starters and Word Blearers. My new favorite WH40k faction.
Me too. 😂