Saturday Morning Scrublords - Fight of Gods

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • Forge of Gods' Balls Exposed.
    (Also please don't judge us for our very accurate knowledge of Gods.)

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  • @SPerrigo123
    @SPerrigo123 7 лет назад +466

    I never thought in all my life I'd hear the words "It's a Jesus mirror match." And have it be completely serious

  • @sascachuhuan
    @sascachuhuan 7 лет назад +957

    Pope francis is gonna tear through the competition when this game gets to EVO.
    He knows all the secret moves

    • @edwardramasamadesiderio471
      @edwardramasamadesiderio471 7 лет назад +145

      Note to self: Getting on God's good side grants you sick Heat moves.

    • @fudgegorilla
      @fudgegorilla 7 лет назад +140

      Ironically, he mains Buddha.

    • @apexalex13
      @apexalex13 7 лет назад +48

      Drown in pools, nah... he be drowning in red wine by the time he is done with EVO

    • @apexalex13
      @apexalex13 7 лет назад +94

      Never mind, YOU CAN'T DROWN IN POOLS IF YOU WALK ON WATER

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 7 лет назад +6

      aa aa but you can drown in land.

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 7 лет назад +469

    CROSS COUNTER. LITERALLY.

  • @CapedJoel
    @CapedJoel 7 лет назад +741

    "I'm Back For The People"
    By Far my favorite biblical quote, you could put that on a million bumper stickers.

    • @ericj4444
      @ericj4444 7 лет назад +3

      Caped-Joel I didn't expect to see you here Joel.

    • @EpitaphxOfxGungnir
      @EpitaphxOfxGungnir 7 лет назад +64

      "I'm about to fuck a bitch up."
      A lesser known biblical quote as Jesus was breaking out of his cross to pimp slap a few heathens.

    • @sokumotanaka9271
      @sokumotanaka9271 7 лет назад +65

      "I'm back for the people."
      *A warning*

    • @magnumbadguy9354
      @magnumbadguy9354 7 лет назад +14

      The true people's champ.

    • @E-Man5805
      @E-Man5805 7 лет назад +3

      I ' M B A C K !

  • @mikaelolsson5791
    @mikaelolsson5791 7 лет назад +235

    Moses doesn't have a command throw, he has a commandment throw.
    I'll see myself out...

  • @technoskull
    @technoskull 7 лет назад +534

    "Veggietales was secretly about Christianity and suckered everyone in"
    Veggietales was pretty damn open about that from the get go. The first handful of episodes were just straight up adaptations of bible stories, everything included, god and all. If anything they've become significantly LESS religious as the years have gone on.

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 лет назад +92

      Yeah, I have no idea how anyone could look at Veggietales and not immediately see it was all Christianity based.

    • @770megaman
      @770megaman 7 лет назад +6

      Temeraire can't tell if sarcasm or legit?!

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 лет назад +78

      Legit, there is often a segment at the beginning or end of an episode where Bob and Larry are on the countertop and get a letter from a kid talking about a problem they have. This then leads into the main film and then a lesson. More often then not they will explicitly mention the Bible or God, and they typically end an episode with "Remember: God made you special, and he loves you very much! Goodbye!"
      I was raised on Veggietales, I know all the lore.

    • @PretentiousAdonis
      @PretentiousAdonis 7 лет назад +11

      Temeraire I guess it can sucker in kids. How many cool kids want to watch jesus vegetables when they could watch something like dragon ball?

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 7 лет назад +2

      technoskull Hit the nail on the head.

  • @ghosthand3737
    @ghosthand3737 7 лет назад +771

    Jesus is capable of godlike cross ups and wake up moves I see.

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 7 лет назад +91

      "Jesus was a hacker. Look at that glitched out t-pose"

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 7 лет назад +61

      And don't forget that when he get's KO'ed with full meter he resurrects like Phoenix.

    • @takezokimura2571
      @takezokimura2571 7 лет назад +18

      Cross ups XD

    • @ufofighter16
      @ufofighter16 7 лет назад +55

      Anubis is a strong counter-pick to Jesus; An Anti-Christ, if you will

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 7 лет назад +62

      whenever he go for a cross-up he always nails it.

  • @TraitorousTortoise
    @TraitorousTortoise 7 лет назад +608

    This game has Amaterasu and MvCI does not.
    This game has an Arcade mode and SFV does not.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 лет назад +27

      And look where that got them, a better game with Mika's butt. Checkmate.

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 7 лет назад +82

      But they removed the butt slap...

    • @GUNxSPECTRE
      @GUNxSPECTRE 7 лет назад +19

      Can't wait until TRUE VR and SFXVIII so I can suffocate and die under Mika's butt slam.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад +24

      Love Taps I dunno man... I can immediately see Amaterasu in this game. Arcade Mode is right before my eyes too. I can't just see "better game" in SFV.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 лет назад +2

      Guilherme Gonçalves Dias but you can see all that tasty meat everywhere else

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 7 лет назад +609

    Pat: JESUS SHIT CHRIST!
    Matt: Jesus can't help you against the Indonesian Gods.
    - Dreadout, Shitstorm 2

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 7 лет назад +10

      Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 dat's some good lore!

    • @aesmor2922
      @aesmor2922 7 лет назад +1

      Minute?

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 7 лет назад +2

      Dieqa Iskandar 5:18 into the Dreadout video.

    • @Dlnew3
      @Dlnew3 7 лет назад +12

      Jesus can't cure your taste in waifus

    • @XioniX17
      @XioniX17 7 лет назад +24

      puu.sh/xv3De/12e0869082.png
      puu.sh/xv3My/96b3591a0d.png

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 7 лет назад +1054

    Moses versus Anubis... 100% lore accurate!

    • @314epsilon
      @314epsilon 7 лет назад +77

      immersive as fuck

    • @cal0890
      @cal0890 7 лет назад +39

      314epsilon top immersion scientists were hired to make this game the ultimate god like experience

    • @Famygdala
      @Famygdala 7 лет назад +35

      No musical number though. I hope it's in the next installment.

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 7 лет назад +15

      its true, my uncle is an imersion scientist

    • @Kidbizzaro6
      @Kidbizzaro6 7 лет назад +36

      THUS SAITH THE LORD

  • @Nate-ik8cf
    @Nate-ik8cf 7 лет назад +163

    I am now a devoted Christian after seeing Jesus Christ performing sick kombos and counters.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад +52

      >Kombos with a K
      >Counters with a C
      Heathen.

  • @heykenzo4284
    @heykenzo4284 7 лет назад +251

    I'm a christian. And I seriously think that Jesus wouldn't mind playing this game. Heck, as far as I know, he might be here already and he might have played it already. But he wouldn't play as himself, he would only play as Buddha, and Buddha would only play as Jesus. Because they were roommates in the manga.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 лет назад +53

      I'd like to think my lord and savior would have better taste in fighters

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 лет назад +12

      It always baffled me that Buddha and Jesus are the main characters in that Japanese manga, like I get the Buddha, but why Jesus (only 1% of Japanese are Christians)? I seriously wanted to see my waifu Amaterasu instead.

    • @heykenzo4284
      @heykenzo4284 7 лет назад +11

      コイノ/ Koino Probably to get more attention outside of Japan. That would be a valid strategy in current society. The controversial topic is also really good for selling the main idea.

    • @deciduous_reaper
      @deciduous_reaper 5 лет назад

      @@eruno_ I'm guessing your meaning Saint Young men

    • @anvb5a1
      @anvb5a1 4 года назад +3

      IF jesus existed, he would play king of fighters!

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 7 лет назад +64

    "Buddha, Calm Down!" would be a great alternate title for this game

  • @newguy574
    @newguy574 7 лет назад +330

    As a wise religious woman once said "you don't know what your messing with".

  • @edwardramasamadesiderio471
    @edwardramasamadesiderio471 7 лет назад +567

    At the bottom of the barrel, one can expect to *BECOME AS GODS.*

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 лет назад +48

      Can we get Arksys to make a fighting game comprised of Platinum protagonists?

    • @julie-suechidna9658
      @julie-suechidna9658 7 лет назад +10

      This went beyond the bottom of the barrel into another dimension entirely.

    • @SlayerOfKleiners
      @SlayerOfKleiners 7 лет назад +41

      They've run out of barrels to dig to the bottom of. Ergo, *THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.*

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 лет назад +20

      Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio *traumatic memories of Emil start playing in head*

    • @zo0bit
      @zo0bit 7 лет назад +31

      Any Platinum character fighting game better come with a playable Father Servo.

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 7 лет назад +289

    Jesus: I'm back to RISE!

  • @unclebayou53
    @unclebayou53 7 лет назад +238

    Jesus needs an MKX variant system:
    Catholic
    Protestant
    Grenada

    • @TheWaverunners
      @TheWaverunners 7 лет назад +47

      Grenada Jesus Victory Quote: "Ah''m coming back!"

    • @enoncenotev2829
      @enoncenotev2829 7 лет назад +14

      Or a Groove System.
      "Grenada Groove" has a nice ring to it.

    • @flyinggeneral
      @flyinggeneral 7 лет назад +17

      Maybe Jesus has a move called "Avoiding the cutlass" when using Grenada.

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 7 лет назад +4

      Ahhahah all the different demoniations are his different outfits XD

    • @arcadedomination8006
      @arcadedomination8006 6 лет назад +5

      "I have come to punish you for the evils of premarital sex!"

  • @jimbob5026
    @jimbob5026 7 лет назад +201

    I would of preferred if Jacob would have been the rep from the Bible literary universe, as he's a legacy character with an established move list. What can this game really achieve without fan favorite moves like "angel off the top rope" and the "Jacob's Ladder" flying, spinning piledriver. While I support including new characters like Jesus, sometimes the original world warriors are what crossovers really need.

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 7 лет назад +44

      Jim Bob honestly, a lot of the Bible dudes need some fighting game rep, Samson is a good pick.

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 7 лет назад +22

      Nah man, should've gone with Elijah. Summon Crow combos, and meteor drops, and his super involves him jumping on his flaming wind chariot and running his enemy over.

    • @Gackra
      @Gackra 7 лет назад +21

      Y'all can keep sleeping on David if you want to. He CANONICALLY defeated one of the strongest characters in the series, with a slingshot.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад +30

      Bah, everyone knows Goliath was just one of those old-school gimmick big guys who are actually low-tier.

    • @LambentV
      @LambentV 7 лет назад +4

      You forgot to add that Elijah has super speed too.

  • @totallynotladyzozo3281
    @totallynotladyzozo3281 7 лет назад +348

    NO MEN
    NO KINGS
    ONLY... GODS!

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 7 лет назад +6

      Totally Not Lady Zozo and sexy bitches

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 7 лет назад +6

      *Thoth
      For some reason people can't spell his name right anymore. Ironic for the god of scribes.

    • @LavosAdvocate
      @LavosAdvocate 7 лет назад +2

      It's ḏḥwty, and we have no ideas what the vowels were. Likely something like Djehuty.

    • @radguurl
      @radguurl 7 лет назад +2

      "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?!?!"

    • @RocMegamanX
      @RocMegamanX 7 лет назад

      Djehuty...sounds familiar...(Zone of the Enders?)

  • @DrButthugger
    @DrButthugger 7 лет назад +81

    Buddha just throwing out those jutsu's with wild abandon.

  • @AfroMetalMizu
    @AfroMetalMizu 7 лет назад +761

    There is no more Fisticuffs. Only Scrubgods

    • @ghostfear2011
      @ghostfear2011 7 лет назад +5

      AfroMetalMizu And fighting who gets to be Jesus.

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 лет назад +35

      Remember that time Jesus pulled himself off the cross and beat the shit out of Zeus?

    • @ghostfear2011
      @ghostfear2011 7 лет назад +24

      Richter The D "My children, you should know something: I'm packing."

    • @thunderphoenix440
      @thunderphoenix440 7 лет назад +14

      How could I forget? I was there, I was eating popcorn and dates.

    • @Samuelrt5
      @Samuelrt5 7 лет назад +11

      AfroMetalMizu Scrubs: Gods Among Us

  • @Oktulp21
    @Oktulp21 7 лет назад +175

    "The entire New Testement is trash"- Woolie
    "Yeah, its fan fiction." - Pat

    • @n-aera
      @n-aera 7 лет назад +8

      damn yews

    • @u-tone1997
      @u-tone1997 6 лет назад

      Totally make my day

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 2 года назад +4

      The Torah was the original work
      The bible was fanfiction
      The kuran was fanfiction but they found the bible not hardcore enough

  • @MrGeremyTibbles
    @MrGeremyTibbles 7 лет назад +99

    Guan Dong is the diefic version of Guan Yu who was such a badass general he became the god of war

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 лет назад +13

      It's common in Asia for people who achieved great deeds to become gods in literal sense.

    • @gyrobasel
      @gyrobasel 7 лет назад +5

      Kim Jong Un is the modern-day evidence of that

    • @enoncenotev2829
      @enoncenotev2829 7 лет назад +15

      Having a beard game so strong it became one of his many honorific titles certainly didn't hurt, either.

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 7 лет назад

      Guandong?
      Sure you don't mean Kanto?

    • @ryanwebster4802
      @ryanwebster4802 7 лет назад

      CorazonFeathers z

  • @Monsterist76
    @Monsterist76 7 лет назад +63

    Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Thor promised the end of all frost giants.
    I don't see many frost giants around.

    • @WhoopBoi1240
      @WhoopBoi1240 5 лет назад +1

      Guess someone keeps their promises.
      Looking at you, Jesus!

    • @mr.punkie5872
      @mr.punkie5872 4 года назад

      Wicked people existed and still exist, frost giants never did. The time will come.

  • @ScourgeSolace
    @ScourgeSolace 7 лет назад +194

    I'm a pretty religious person, but this is hilarious. The fact that Jesus fights with pieces of the cross is just amazing, I love it!

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 лет назад +42

      Scourge and Solace I didnt even find it offensive. i loved it LOL

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 7 лет назад +48

      Scourge and Solace Saaame dude. I actually cracked up at the "turn the other cheek" counter. This might be the most fun you can have playing as Jesus in a video game.

    • @Mareepu
      @Mareepu 7 лет назад +9

      I find it pretty endearing. Who can complain about Jesus fanfiction when He's being a cool guy?

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 года назад +2

      The only thing i found even slightly offensive about this game is Moses and Santa being playable. Neither of them are deities in there own stories

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 2 года назад +2

      @@mlpfanboy1701 they're the batman and green arrow, two average joes

  • @Shayman94
    @Shayman94 7 лет назад +41

    Yooo Buddha's super is that big ass palm strike from Kung Fu Hustle XD.

  • @edowardoh
    @edowardoh 7 лет назад +306

    BANNED IN MALAYSIA

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 7 лет назад +35

      The Steam is blocked there because of this game.

    • @edowardoh
      @edowardoh 7 лет назад +38

      PollyGlodd how else are the Malaysians gonna play as JESUS?

    • @purvdragon-sensei
      @purvdragon-sensei 7 лет назад +6

      PollyGlodd
      Like the entire thing? What the hell.

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 7 лет назад +21

      Yep. The entire fucking service bc of one game.

    • @edowardoh
      @edowardoh 7 лет назад +14

      I guess Fight of Gods failed to take down the Malaysian e-sports scene

  • @Xenochrist
    @Xenochrist 7 лет назад +99

    Last time I got to smack Odin around was SMTIV: Apocalypse. Good ass game, that. *WHEN'S NOCTURNE*

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 7 лет назад +1

      Xenochrist Nocturne playthrough would be godlike.

    • @patrickloureiro1403
      @patrickloureiro1403 7 лет назад

      they said a while ago they are not doing it.

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 7 лет назад +4

      Le'ts really push these fucks and have them play the original Shin Megami Tensei.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist 7 лет назад +4

      Nocturne I can honestly understand not LPing since you appropriately spend a metric shit ton of time battling, but there are other candidates like the Raidous, TMS or the aforementioned Apocalypse which, outside of one or two long dungeons are pretty decently paced. In the latter's case, Pat and Woolie have both beaten vanilla SMTIV so they'd be well primed for it. If they REALLY wanted to get crazy they could do SMT: If, the precursor to Persona, which isn't super long either.

    • @patrickloureiro1403
      @patrickloureiro1403 7 лет назад +1

      i would love a one off, of the original persona just for pat to lose his shit at how obtuse it is.

  • @TheMansterTruck
    @TheMansterTruck 7 лет назад +271

    The jiggle physics on sif are wild

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 7 лет назад +85

      Godlike

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 7 лет назад +50

      Thor knows how to pick 'em.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 7 лет назад +30

      Ullr cries in the distance.

    • @Gamma0_0
      @Gamma0_0 7 лет назад +16

      _Not physics, animations_

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 7 лет назад +72

    Wow, nice to see something fresh at the bottom of the barrel! This is pretty new!

  • @BazzBrother
    @BazzBrother 7 лет назад +95

    I feel like a game abuot god fights has so much potential because the roster can get sooo big and sooo crazy

    • @evenflow714
      @evenflow714 6 лет назад

      Bazz Bro Play Smite

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 6 лет назад +1

      play SMT

    • @loganoates6683
      @loganoates6683 5 лет назад +1

      Bazz Bro We need a god fighter that doesn’t suck! Developers- I’m looking at you! ;)

  • @TheSpiralCurse
    @TheSpiralCurse 7 лет назад +89

    We should probably call what Zeus does a grope instead of a grapple

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 7 лет назад +32

      That makes it lore accurate.

    • @boheyo
      @boheyo 7 лет назад +26

      a gropple, if you will

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад +7

      A snuggle with a struggle.

  • @tuffy135ify
    @tuffy135ify 7 лет назад +25

    Dude, Guan Gong/Di/Yu is the best. He is said to have killed a thousand men during the Yellow Turban Rebellion. When Hua Xiong taunted the troops trying to retrieve the emperor, Guan Yu vowed to bring his head at the consequence of his own. They wanted to toast on it, but he was all "Naw, son. Imma just be a minute." He came back with the head and drank his wine while it was still warm.
    When Cao Cao sent Guan Yu and Zhang Liao to defend Boma from Yan Liang, Guan Yu recognized Yan's umbrella, and beelined for him. He took his head and left, and no one could stop him!
    This was just some of while he was alive!

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 6 лет назад +2

      And as a result of his exploits, he was referred to by his peers and foes alike as "The God of War", which is what ties his presence in this game together. Boom!

  • @Moodbone
    @Moodbone 7 лет назад +34

    This might be the best game they've played on Scrublords. Like, there's a genuine game here that's playable y'know? And there was some work and polish put into this game. I'd love to see this same idea made by a large studio, preferably one that has the balls to use Jesus.

    • @thegoodoldays911
      @thegoodoldays911 7 лет назад +22

      I dunno. Dong dong never die was pretty good.

  • @manwiththemachinegun
    @manwiththemachinegun 7 лет назад +22

    Jacob is coming later as DLC, complete with Ladder.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 6 лет назад +1

      manwiththemachinegun Jacob's Ladder Match

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 7 лет назад +116

    No Matt, Medusa was not a Goddess. The reason why Athena has the shield is because she not only cursed Medusa to be a Gorgon after she and Poseidon screwed in her temple, then provided PErseus with the shield he used to help him slay Medusa.
    Also, NO PAT! Anubis is not a Villian, he's Thoth's best bro, and is the dude who helped stitch Osiris back together. He's objectively a good duy

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 лет назад +7

      Pathfinder Savant But I dont want him to judge my soul.
      If he dares do it I will make my god drown him with the seas of Egypt >:cccc

    • @anthonyatlas947
      @anthonyatlas947 7 лет назад +36

      Athena's more of an asshole than Anubis is. Athena punished Medusa because she was a virgin, one of many in Athena's temple, yet was *raped* by Poseidon.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 7 лет назад +33

      Let us not forget Arachne. Because Athena lost a weaving contest that she had every advantage in. So she turned the winner into a spider. I fucking hate Athena, her Roman equivalent is so much better.

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 7 лет назад +18

      Pathfinder Savant Yeah, Anubis is basically a superhero. He just happens to govern the proceedings of dead human souls as well. I think they were mixing up Anubis and.. Set? Sethan? Something like that. Pretty sure it at least starts with S

    • @zoldator
      @zoldator 7 лет назад +27

      Anubis is a cool dude, he's the judge of the underworld. He's kinda like Hades, a neutral party who gets bad rep because of the "govern dead souls" thing and modern reinterpretations of myths. Athena was a huge bitch (goddess of wisdom my ass) and Set was the Egyptian baddie.

  • @Kobracondor
    @Kobracondor 7 лет назад +96

    So this is the game that was banned in my country....
    What a waste of the government's time XD

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 лет назад +22

      Kobracondor Preach, man. As a Malaysian, I get their motivations behind the actions they took but they are so clearly overreacting. To block off a whole platform of PC games because of one game that might offend a number of religious folks is ludicrous. If this is how far they will go over one potentially offensive game, I can only fear about what they might do next. If they do anything to the SMT franchise...

    • @WatsonDynamite
      @WatsonDynamite 7 лет назад +11

      truth is, they ordered Valve to only block this game from the store, but since Valve are so lazy, they took the easy way out and just put a shitty DNS filter on the whole store website. It's such a shitty measure that simply using Google DNS or a VPN will circumvent the "ban" really easily

  • @fogblades6811
    @fogblades6811 7 лет назад +49

    "Daddy, Where's Liam?"
    *Mother sheds single tear*
    "He went... To grab more cookies. He'll be right back."

  • @TheDeadlysyns
    @TheDeadlysyns 7 лет назад +220

    Malayasia banned Steam because of this game.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 лет назад +70

      TheDeadlysyns As a Malaysian, that was the most stupid thing that my country has ever done as far as I know.

    • @BigattckFirecat
      @BigattckFirecat 7 лет назад +27

      They also banned porn

    • @TheDeadlysyns
      @TheDeadlysyns 7 лет назад +21

      Yeah but this is a Video game. Porn is banned in lots of countries.

    • @serp3n1
      @serp3n1 7 лет назад +18

      They banned this game specifically, not all of steam. kotaku is reporting things like kotaku again

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 лет назад +33

      serp3n1 Um... as far as I know, the Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Comission enforced a DNS block to the website. This is according to a national news outlet I follow on Twitter, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @zedre7633
    @zedre7633 7 лет назад +67

    _"The New Testament is fanfiction."_
    - Woolie "Don't Know Whatchu Messin' With" Madden

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 лет назад +9

      Zabaniya he's right though

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 7 лет назад +9

      I believe his exact quote is "the whole new testament is trash". Unless he says your quote again later in the video.

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 лет назад

      fallouthirteen it is though

    • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
      @AlbinoAxolotl1993 7 лет назад +1

      Actually, the Koran is bible Fanfiction.

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 лет назад

      Axol The Axolotl 🤔 true

  • @JasynSuin
    @JasynSuin 7 лет назад +62

    Oh hey, they actually included Guan Yu; usually he's only in Three Kingdoms stuff, and the fact that he's actually been deified is usually glossed over.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 лет назад +1

      Zanna So that is Guan Yu? Huh.

    • @JasynSuin
      @JasynSuin 7 лет назад +14

      Yup! I remember this Chinese restaurant I used to go to had a shrine to him as part of the decor.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 лет назад +1

      Zanna Oh, cool! To be honest though, I only knew about Guan Yu through Smite. ;)

    • @lucan5453
      @lucan5453 7 лет назад +13

      I was actually kinda surprised that they dont get that this is Guan Yu - and Matt going with the iliteracy points and reading Liu Bei as Lu Bu V:

    • @JasynSuin
      @JasynSuin 7 лет назад +5

      I don't really blame them; they've made it clear that they give negative fucks about Three Kingdoms stuff, since, to their taste, the market is oversaturated with it.

  • @o0Andrade0o
    @o0Andrade0o 7 лет назад +41

    Odin is siting on his throne shitting the rainbow bridge.

  • @Dielon-px7eh
    @Dielon-px7eh 7 лет назад +23

    Liam's ghost in the intro still with us in spirit

  • @spencerpommier806
    @spencerpommier806 7 лет назад +19

    it turns out Matt knows less than nothing about Greek mythology

  • @were1974
    @were1974 7 лет назад +14

    One more reason to go to Sunday school.You too can be like Jesus (silent night,holy knight) with his FISTS!!!
    Seriously, I thought Sif is saying "Box of Wheat"

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 7 лет назад +8

    For those of you like Pat that don't know your Greek mythology, the reason Athena has Medusa's head on her shield is because Athena was the goddess who acted as Perseus' patron during his quest, giving him several magic artifacts to aid him. After having beheaded the Gorgon Medusa, completing his quest, and having no further need for the obviously dangerous head, Perseus gave it to Athena along with the artifacts as a return gift for the help she had rendered him.
    Athena attached the head to her shield, which was thence named 'Aegis', which is why to this day the word aegis refers to anything that can offer a degree of protection, no matter what kind it may be.

    • @Great_Getter
      @Great_Getter 2 года назад

      Not to mention Athena was the one to curse Medusa in the first place. Depending on which version it was solely because she was a bitch.

  • @eliteparodox777
    @eliteparodox777 7 лет назад +50

    Jesus vs Amaterasu: the son of god vs the god of the sun

  • @imjustsomeguy72
    @imjustsomeguy72 7 лет назад +21

    At the risk of stating the obvious, Pat is wrong. Jews don't think Jesus was a prophet. That's Muslims. He just confused Jews with Muslims.

  • @WDSimp
    @WDSimp 7 лет назад +23

    The only fighting game where everyone is god tier.

  • @chrislewis2876
    @chrislewis2876 7 лет назад +54

    Only on Scrubgods can hyper influential religious text be referred to as mere "fanfiction"
    There truly is no God, and if there was his waifu would be trash tier

  • @CidTheGargoyle
    @CidTheGargoyle 7 лет назад +3

    "Medusa was a godess." Not even one and a half minutes in and it's already started. My inner scholar is going to cry by the end of this video isn't it?

  • @DavidCrimson
    @DavidCrimson 7 лет назад +8

    Guan Gong is a miss translation oddly. (them getting everyone else right)
    the right translation is, Guan Yu. He was a Warrior for the Shu Kingdom back in the Han Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms era.
    He was so awesome and bad ass. he was given the title of God Of War.

  • @blueblazer9991
    @blueblazer9991 7 лет назад +9

    For real though that Moses design and move list are perfect

    • @coolguyman16
      @coolguyman16 7 лет назад +1

      I was hoping his ult would've been a combination of the plagues, but parting the seas was pretty awesome

  • @TeamTowers1
    @TeamTowers1 7 лет назад +3

    Anubis is actualy a pretty nice guy in the myths and is described as having great compassion for humanity. His job was to judge the souls of the dead and ensure that the righteous were rewarded in the afterlife.

  • @squidlump
    @squidlump 7 лет назад +36

    Remember when Moses hit a rock because he was pissed

    • @squidlump
      @squidlump 7 лет назад +18

      Or when old testament god almost murdered him when he was on his way to Egypt after the burning bush

    • @zoldator
      @zoldator 7 лет назад +12

      Old Testament God wasn't fucking around.

    • @historian252
      @historian252 7 лет назад

      God was angry at Moses for not taking the appropriate measures for his family to be welcomed into the tribes of Israel.

  • @combatrock5931
    @combatrock5931 7 лет назад +13

    Jesus did it for the Rock, he did it for the people.

  • @hannibalbackatya1182
    @hannibalbackatya1182 7 лет назад +97

    Jesus had better be TOP TIER

    • @MultiKarmacharger
      @MultiKarmacharger 7 лет назад +41

      Hannibal Back At Ya * God Tier

    • @cazaclaw3775
      @cazaclaw3775 7 лет назад +5

      He gots good cross ups and wakes ups but Guan Gong and budah can really punish him

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад

      Him and Zeus are the top tiers from what I hear.

    • @dangkhoado7428
      @dangkhoado7428 3 года назад

      @@cazaclaw3775 But his wake up is so bad, it takes like 3 days or something, not really good

  • @trulyforeveralone
    @trulyforeveralone 7 лет назад +9

    But if you're Jesus... and I'm Jesus...
    THEN WHO'S LEADING THE JEWS

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 5 лет назад +6

    Whoever made this game at least tried. I have to give them credit.

  • @alwaysjapanese1801
    @alwaysjapanese1801 7 лет назад +5

    Screen mirrored this onto my tv.
    Hype, much hype.

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 4 года назад +3

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster was left out of this game.
    May His Noodly Appendage rain down boiling marinara on the developers.
    R'amen!

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 7 лет назад +5

    "Excuse me, sir? Do you have a moment to spare to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and how fucking OP he is?"

  • @VeeYuu
    @VeeYuu 7 лет назад +6

    If this isn't at the next Evo, we riot

  • @ARMIV4
    @ARMIV4 7 лет назад +5

    I actually hope they're still working on this. Rough as it is, it's got charm.

  • @HonestlyJustSomeGuy
    @HonestlyJustSomeGuy 5 лет назад +3

    Still waiting on the hero-god expansion. Come on, Lugh the Long-Armed!

  • @0n1baka
    @0n1baka 7 лет назад +27

    Jesus's move set should have included him throwing mud in the opponent's eyes and a counter where his blood shoots out.
    Anyone else got any other moves?

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 7 лет назад +21

      He calls in the Apostles as assists.

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 лет назад +5

      Joinsideke Fuck that. He should had summoned Judas and forced him to help him lol

    • @0n1baka
      @0n1baka 7 лет назад +9

      ClausMystery Ha, yeah Judas jumps in and throws 30 pieces of silver.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад +3

      But what if Jesus is fighting a drunken immortal

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 7 лет назад +2

      HiroProtagonest so Dionysus or some of the Chinese pantheon?

  • @ianlabat8724
    @ianlabat8724 7 лет назад +2

    Invisible Liam that somehow still forgot the cookies while invisible is the best thing to ever happen to this dumpster fire. Love ya'll.

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 7 лет назад +5

    GuanGong is actually supposed to be GuanYu. He was a real life ancient chinese general who kicked so much ass he became sanctified among chinese deities as a god of war

  • @goldsocks9999
    @goldsocks9999 3 года назад +4

    I love how terrified woolie looks in this intro

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 7 лет назад +3

    This is perfect, one day away from the Sabbath.

  • @The4thSnake
    @The4thSnake 7 лет назад +1

    DLC: Adam w/ Eve as a striker.

  • @killinswagz
    @killinswagz 7 лет назад +8

    Jesus is in this game?
    That's one cool cross over
    Ill see myself out

  • @KnightsDisillusion
    @KnightsDisillusion 3 года назад +2

    IT WASN'T ABOUT LETTING THE PEOPLE GO, IT WAS ABOUT THIS FIGHT RIGHT HERE!

  • @NAMELESSDRAGON87
    @NAMELESSDRAGON87 7 лет назад +27

    1/10 no cthulu hidden boss character

    • @boheyo
      @boheyo 7 лет назад +10

      non-euclidian zoning

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 7 лет назад +1

      Also, where is FSM?

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 года назад +1

      @@seb24789 R'amen
      0/10

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb 7 лет назад +8

    Jesus has a cross counter.

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor 4 года назад +6

    I wish they played it when Santa was in the game

  • @hiroprotagonest
    @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад +4

    One minute in and I'm already facepalming that they don't know what Athena's Aegis is.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 лет назад

      You'd think Woolie and Pat, Persona fans, would recognize

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 лет назад

      They got Romulus and Remus right. But they didn't know that Medusa wasn't a god and Perseus chopped her head off. This seems backwards to me.

  • @SoaringLettuce
    @SoaringLettuce 7 лет назад +12

    Does Jesus have crossups?

  • @sohlman912321
    @sohlman912321 7 лет назад +10

    That intro gets me every time lmao

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 7 лет назад

      C S the you forgot the cookies gets me

  • @eruno_
    @eruno_ 7 лет назад +6

    *Amaterasu* is my waifu ever since I read the "Kojiki"
    **mythology nerd intensifies**

  • @NegoClau
    @NegoClau 4 года назад +4

    Jesus has some crazy crossups, but his wake ups are slow... They take like, three days or something...

  • @ladamedesaraignees1764
    @ladamedesaraignees1764 7 лет назад +5

    All of Buddha's attack buttons should just put Dhammapada quotes on screen and not do any damage to the enemy while he gets fucking wailed on.

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 7 лет назад +2

    Abraham having a super where he kills Issac. God, anytime the Best Friends talk about Bible lore is the best

  • @gamemonchie1500
    @gamemonchie1500 7 лет назад +24

    Where is Santa?

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 7 лет назад +3

      Cordelia Le Bride
      Santa isn't a God like Moses, so they couldn't put him in.

    • @haydenhyde9395
      @haydenhyde9395 7 лет назад +9

      The Drunken Coward You take that back! He gave me Final Fantasy VI on the snes ! Who but a god could do such a thing?

    • @namegoeshere5220
      @namegoeshere5220 7 лет назад +2

      Hayden Hyde Fuck that old fuck, I want my Flying Spaghetti Monster who is a Shuma-Gorath clone. All the religion except mine...And there's no Satan either! Outrage! So much outrage!

    • @gamemonchie1500
      @gamemonchie1500 7 лет назад +3

      William Bussey I want Shin Santa

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 6 лет назад +2

      He was added later

  • @lemonking3793
    @lemonking3793 7 лет назад +2

    the concept of Moses beating up Anubis is just hilarious!

  • @pseudopiscean6871
    @pseudopiscean6871 7 лет назад +17

    Those Jesus fighting animations could use some re-tooling. Some re-animations, if you will.

  • @tjuren90
    @tjuren90 7 лет назад +1

    The work on Oden is actually pretty Nicely done, Hugin and Munin his 2 ravens as shoulderpads and his 2 wolves Gere and Freke as KneePads i like it!

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 7 лет назад +12

    Who stole the cookies?

  • @Captain_Ironblood
    @Captain_Ironblood 7 лет назад +1

    I can't wait for the Rick Flair DLC! We can finally have that Moses vs. Rick Flair rematch we've been waiting for!!!

  • @Sensko
    @Sensko 7 лет назад +19

    And no angelic Lucifer here either. First P5 leaves out Helel and now this...

    • @DragonCharlz
      @DragonCharlz 7 лет назад +3

      Its early access. I imagine more characters will be added.

  • @falguard
    @falguard 7 лет назад +1

    Facts and generalizations:
    Odin's animal friends are the wolves Freke and Gere, the ravens Hugin and Munin, and the squirrel Ratatoskr.
    Guan Gong is the divine form of Guan Yu. Guan Yu was that much of a badass.
    Anubis judges the dead by balancing their heart against a feather. It their heart proves heavier, that's bad.

  • @EmptyEnnui
    @EmptyEnnui 7 лет назад +4

    YO WHEN'S THAT ELRON HUBBARD DLC WITH XENU AND 747 POWERBOMBS?

  • @rupo450
    @rupo450 7 лет назад +1

    Look at Woolie immediately picking the boss character, as per usual.

  • @FullmetalSonic260
    @FullmetalSonic260 7 лет назад +3

    Y'all always talk about Sora's giant clown shoes, look at Zeus's monster feet!

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 6 лет назад +1

    The fact that this is a Scrublords video is criminal.

  • @atchu7880
    @atchu7880 7 лет назад +8

    Wait this game has the actual jesus christ?!

  • @DJ_Khaalis
    @DJ_Khaalis 7 лет назад +1

    Pat: I've never heard of Guangong.
    Woolie: He never dies.
    *silence*
    Woolie, I love you for this.

  • @bazzjedimaster
    @bazzjedimaster 7 лет назад +9

    Who else started imagining "playing with the big boys" from Prince of Egypt playing in the background during the Moises vs Anubis fight?

  • @Vaultzify
    @Vaultzify 7 лет назад

    It's gems like these that really make me happy I been following you guys

  • @barrybusan1294
    @barrybusan1294 7 лет назад +6

    Im all for scraping that barrel but i really hope they play gundam versus when it comes out

    • @lucan5453
      @lucan5453 7 лет назад

      Well the Problem is Marvel Infinite next week - Pokken DX also next or in 2 weeks and maybe the DBFZ Beta but I guess that will be reserved for WoolieVersus until full release.