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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @waffleox
    @waffleox 2 месяца назад +22799

    If someone ever dies like that, you're on the FBI watchlist 💀

    • @giovanniorubu
      @giovanniorubu 2 месяца назад +112

      Fr bros on Fbi no 1 watch list

    • @georgschwingerchen39
      @georgschwingerchen39 2 месяца назад +104

      I think she is already, if the FBI found this clip 💀💀💀

    • @Yohmmr
      @Yohmmr 2 месяца назад +2

      lol how tf is he fat self sneaking into my house 😂😂😂😂 and she can just lift up my tongue while I’m asleep😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kyliefury7085
      @kyliefury7085 2 месяца назад +18

      But howd they know

    • @washedvinxy
      @washedvinxy 2 месяца назад +19

      SHES ALREADY ON THE WATCH LIST

  • @milkinastraw8081
    @milkinastraw8081 2 месяца назад +26655

    *finds a cleverly hidden body 12 feet deep in the woods
    “Poor guy. He must have been diabetic 😢”

    • @Evelyn-x8n5o
      @Evelyn-x8n5o 2 месяца назад +225

      😂😂😂

    • @paranormasmr
      @paranormasmr 2 месяца назад +292

      Plus now here confession is on the internet

    • @BCCMRLP
      @BCCMRLP 2 месяца назад +171

      ​@@paranormasmr yep gen z loves posting crimes on the internet that actually how a lot of them get caught lmfao

    • @geodady13
      @geodady13 2 месяца назад +15

      Fr

    • @Hell0WrId
      @Hell0WrId 2 месяца назад +64

      @@BCCMRLP She’s kidding in this video though… I hope

  • @OliviaKerr-i3p
    @OliviaKerr-i3p 2 месяца назад +17558

    Hey, we all think it too. I wouldn’t let nobody hurt my best friend.

    • @Jazzz-l9p
      @Jazzz-l9p  2 месяца назад +581

      💯

    • @ShaneFrazier-g6x
      @ShaneFrazier-g6x 2 месяца назад +159

      Touch my bestie you wont touch anything again 👹

    • @garciagirls2
      @garciagirls2 2 месяца назад +47

      @@ShaneFrazier-g6x exactly

    • @aruacs7152
      @aruacs7152 2 месяца назад +17

      I called this girl to tell my girly pop that going to happen

    • @alyssalinehan2522
      @alyssalinehan2522 2 месяца назад +5

  • @AshleyDL80
    @AshleyDL80 8 дней назад +57

    Amen... lol i live in arkansas. We have plenty of areas that has holes that never end they will never find you.

  • @onaolapojerry63
    @onaolapojerry63 2 месяца назад +6516

    She was literally born on earth for this response. She has fulfilled her purpose in life. 😂

    • @InsultingMuffins
      @InsultingMuffins 2 месяца назад +15

      And it's all down hill from here

    • @wesman7837
      @wesman7837 2 месяца назад +2

      Except like most chick's she's all bark and no bite!

    • @tearlecopeland8601
      @tearlecopeland8601 2 месяца назад +2

      She fulfilled her purpose in life and said exactly what she would do if you broke her best friend's heart don't be playing with girls like this they don't be playing no games they will actually put your body in a 12 feet deep hole until the cops find your body don't be trying us girls now we don't play games with you boys out here 😊❤😈😈😈😈and we won't even feel bad about it at all

    • @krystalwells629
      @krystalwells629 2 месяца назад +3

      I clicked on the like at 187

    • @THEOFFICIALJakeFromStateFarm
      @THEOFFICIALJakeFromStateFarm 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah, she put a lot of effort into providing us with a highly flawed theoretical event.

  • @SaniyahPage-baker
    @SaniyahPage-baker 2 месяца назад +2608

    The cops watching this:👁️👄👁️ 📝

    • @Ronpa-kun
      @Ronpa-kun 2 месяца назад +44

      Nah we always gather medical records we would detect if the compounds found in the cadaver were supposed to be there.
      Nice try but there is no perfect crime though...

    • @ChiefsZK.1573
      @ChiefsZK.1573 2 месяца назад

      @@Ronpa-kun if your a cop would she get away with this. I think that guys strapped so she won’t make it

    • @aryannaowens8028
      @aryannaowens8028 2 месяца назад +7

      Oh no they have found us boys
      SCATTER 🔫👀

    • @AriaCapp-w3x
      @AriaCapp-w3x 2 месяца назад +3

      Fr Fr

    • @DripGokualt
      @DripGokualt 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah but nobody really knows how hard it is to actually dig even a small hole. A 3 foot hole would take a VERY long time to dig with a shovel, a 12 foot hole though? Have fun without machinery

  • @graceblaisdell6443
    @graceblaisdell6443 2 месяца назад +3396

    Dang, and i thought my girlfriend’s best friend was terrifying, she threatened to tear out my pancreas and eat it. You took it to a whole other level. Respect.

    • @soulandfresh
      @soulandfresh 2 месяца назад +71

      She was probably making an anime reference

    • @Doughnutmaker9000
      @Doughnutmaker9000 2 месяца назад +57

      We girls are very serious when it comes to ppl we care about 😃

    • @graceblaisdell6443
      @graceblaisdell6443 2 месяца назад +32

      @@Doughnutmaker9000 i can tell, keep it up, protect your besties! If anyone hurt em, never let that person see the light of day

    • @CinnaRoar
      @CinnaRoar 2 месяца назад +17

      Was your girls best friend venom?

    • @zay2241
      @zay2241 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@graceblaisdell6443
      Sure keep it up away from me
      I don't mix with crazy
      I don't want your best friend anymore 😂

  • @MargoByrne
    @MargoByrne 3 часа назад +1

    girl you absolutely ATE

  • @LeeOwl31
    @LeeOwl31 2 месяца назад +4072

    thank you for this!!! I will be using this! tyyy🥰🥰❤️
    EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE LIKESS!❤️❤️❤️

  • @emmalaura6392
    @emmalaura6392 2 месяца назад +322

    Her life’s sole purpose has been fulfilled.
    She deserves a sub.

  • @PreposterousYoungLad
    @PreposterousYoungLad 2 месяца назад +1621

    The fact that I don't have a best friend I would do this for my soon to be husband... he's introverted and when someone hurts him or bothers him he says it doesn't matter but me being the short gremlin if the relationship.. don't hurt my gentle giant 😀👍

    • @GOATISTRUMP
      @GOATISTRUMP 2 месяца назад +5

      Fake as hell

    • @PreposterousYoungLad
      @PreposterousYoungLad 2 месяца назад +22

      @lamarisgoat lmao how? Is it not believable that I'm in a stable relationship or smth 💀

    • @StarsandSnowflakes
      @StarsandSnowflakes 2 месяца назад +8

      @@PreposterousYoungLadfr😭

    • @GOATISTRUMP
      @GOATISTRUMP 2 месяца назад

      @@PreposterousYoungLad hmmm let's see the name hmmm ITS GOT FUCKING LAD IN IT DOESN'T IT OR AM I TRIPPING

    • @mimiwinegar9158
      @mimiwinegar9158 2 месяца назад +10

      I'll do the same thing girly❤

  • @AddisonEmfield
    @AddisonEmfield День назад +2

    I need a best friend like this

  • @siancharlize408
    @siancharlize408 2 месяца назад +1283

    Ikr it’s what besties are supposed to do

    • @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420
      @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 2 месяца назад +7

      What commit multiple felonies punishable by death over something that wasn't even a crime?

    • @Annabeth-Chase-GC3
      @Annabeth-Chase-GC3 2 месяца назад

      ​@@XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420yep 😚

    • @bsydyddbhr-fq4wm
      @bsydyddbhr-fq4wm 2 месяца назад

      @@XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 they goofy ASF acting out the whole scenario in there head 😭

    • @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420
      @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 Месяц назад +1

      @bsydyddbhr-fq4wm they goofy ASF thinking they would do that when in reality if someone shot their "bestie" they would stand there and watch it without even thinking about doing anything other than standing there shocked

    • @Annabeth-Chase-GC3
      @Annabeth-Chase-GC3 Месяц назад

      @@XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 I'd protect my friends at every cost, thank you.

  • @JavannieShakes
    @JavannieShakes 2 месяца назад +305

    Thank you so much. I’m tired of hearing the other stories. I was looking for a story like this and I’m back to listen to more story good stories like this.

    • @issanadeem1042
      @issanadeem1042 2 месяца назад +2

      Your comment sounds so much like those RUclips bots dude, it's honestly freaky

    • @nmweagley
      @nmweagley 19 дней назад

      BE GONE BOT‼‼

    • @JavannieShakes
      @JavannieShakes 10 дней назад

      @@nmweagley l don’t know if you’re joking or not, but I’m not a bot. I just like listening to some of the stuff and some people do not say thank you for the people who put videos on here four or enjoyment.

  • @Scarystories-b6j
    @Scarystories-b6j Месяц назад +124

    I have diabetes so thanks for helping me for getting my insulin

    • @radarlacey8355
      @radarlacey8355 Месяц назад +1

      Thanks for giving me my insulin and making my blood pressure higher😂

    • @Diabet0thesigma
      @Diabet0thesigma Месяц назад +1

      As a t1D I hate it when I take insulin and my blood pressure goes up it’s just horrible

    • @NW_EMERGENCY_SPOTTING
      @NW_EMERGENCY_SPOTTING Месяц назад

      Wrong ahah insulin lowers blood SUGARS not pressure the video is like really wrong ahah​@@radarlacey8355

    • @NW_EMERGENCY_SPOTTING
      @NW_EMERGENCY_SPOTTING Месяц назад

      ​@Diabet0thesigma so type 1 like me insulting allowed food glucose aka cards to go into the blood cells and keep your blows between 4 to 7 so insulin without food unless giving a correction dose would lead to hypoglycemia aka low blood sugar less insulin would make bloods high aka dka

  • @Deli_Pickle
    @Deli_Pickle 17 дней назад +1

    Her efforts would be fruitless

  • @greendragon6886
    @greendragon6886 2 месяца назад +987

    Here's the issue with using a dead animal as a diversion-it hasn't really thrown off investigators since the '80s. Nowadays, they'd dust the animal for prints. Say you wore gloves-they'd detect the type based on residue. For example, if you used latex gloves, which are common, they'd cross-check recent latex glove purchases within the county.
    Then there’s the insulin. A high dose of insulin wouldn’t be mistaken for diabetes, as diabetes is caused by *low* insulin. They’d assume an injection, and since insulin is tightly controlled, they'd likely trace it back to you. Plus, with insulin injected under the tongue, there’d be swelling as white blood cells rushed to the site before dying, clearly indicating a needle puncture. Once investigators find out it was insulin, they’d search for recent insulin buyers without a prescription or documented diabetes. Since insulin is costly and diabetic patients rely on it, anyone buying it without a clear need would be suspicious.
    All these factors would narrow down suspects quickly, and in 2-7 weeks, they’d probably find you.

    • @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420
      @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 2 месяца назад +98

      "Cross check recent latex glove purchases" as if there aren't millions of latex gloves made and sold every day

    • @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420
      @XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420 2 месяца назад

      Collect gloves from a hospital. The doctors don't care. Steal insulin from someone in your family. On average in America everyone has a family member with diabetes.

    • @greendragon6886
      @greendragon6886 2 месяца назад +24

      @ hence why they’d do it by county

    • @DaciaWagner
      @DaciaWagner 2 месяца назад +65

      There are two kinds of diabetes. One needs insulin the other produces too much or can't get rid of it I don't remember the cause but one has too much one doesn't have enough

    • @tilt4667
      @tilt4667 2 месяца назад

      @@XxX-go_fuck_yourself-XxX69420it’s just in that county

  • @scottyscott9965
    @scottyscott9965 2 месяца назад +281

    She’s a keeper. I wonder how loyal her friends are?

    • @issanadeem1042
      @issanadeem1042 2 месяца назад

      You must be in to psychopaths, I'm only for revenge if the ex laid hands on your best friend, otherwise all that time you spent planning and executing that plan you could have spent actually helping your friend

    • @NathanKeate
      @NathanKeate Месяц назад

      But she is dumb as hell because insulin doesn’t raise blood pressure it drops blood sugar

  • @kandikanekc
    @kandikanekc 2 месяца назад +332

    That's right girl. I wouldn't even say or else. Just don't hurt her. Period. There is no other option.

    • @lenkahejnalova2533
      @lenkahejnalova2533 2 месяца назад +4

      Ur not tuff😂😂

    • @lumay5798
      @lumay5798 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lenkahejnalova2533 and your not cool

    • @ValenciaMakgathi
      @ValenciaMakgathi Месяц назад

      Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

  • @RyanDrake-d6q
    @RyanDrake-d6q День назад

    These girls need to be watched

  • @tinyirish1130
    @tinyirish1130 2 месяца назад +20

    I just know, she shared this plan because the one she will use is even better! Genius girl.❤❤❤❤

  • @Questfinder1
    @Questfinder1 2 месяца назад +315

    My sister the first time she met my then boyfriend now husband, she walked out the front door. Went to her truck. Pull out her .22 tapped it against her leg and said "if you hurt her, I hurt you." He replied That'll never happen. She said it better not. (We lost our older sister to DV less then a year before so she was being protective.) 12 years later, she trusts him as much as I do.

    • @YvettefromAus
      @YvettefromAus 2 месяца назад +2

      Lucky you. I left my sister with my husband when I came back to Australia with my 2 year old daughter……..my husband and sister were fuggin when I left and 2 weeks later he’s asking for a divorce. Even said he was coming to get our daughter and we were being stationed in Turkey at the time, he was going to take my sister as a “nanny”.
      Needless to say I did go back to DC and handled my business.
      He’s now on his 3rd divorce and living in Las Vegas, alive.

    • @Unkown6678
      @Unkown6678 2 месяца назад +1

      You’re sister is lucky the guy didn’t think she was gonna shoot him with how crazy people are now a days and pulling a gun to intimidate someone over family without a threat being present is illegal at its finest your family shouldn’t be allowed near guns no self control or safety whatsoever

    • @Questfinder1
      @Questfinder1 2 месяца назад

      @Unkown6678 my sister said to tell people it was a bb gun. Unloaded bbgun. It was to see his reaction. The fact that he accepted her threat and said He would never hurt me so that threat wasn't needed. Literally all my cousins at the engagement party in various stages of drunk also pull husband off to the side and gave same warning. Lol

    • @RealPumpkinJay
      @RealPumpkinJay 2 месяца назад +1

      My sister was visiting me in Texas for her birthday. We went out for karaoke and there was this dude who was flirting with her and buying her drinks. She had just gotten over a bad breakup and was emotionally vulnerable.
      When she went to the bathroom I grabbed him and told him this: “That’s my little sister. You make her cry, I make you cry.”
      More guys showed up throughout the night and he was there the entire time making sure she was ok, checking back in with me when he wanted to dance with her to ask my permission. 😂
      Guess I looked a bit intimidating…

    • @ogfemto
      @ogfemto 2 месяца назад +2

      threatening murder just because someone's feelings were hurt?

  • @FR_I_AM_YOU
    @FR_I_AM_YOU 2 месяца назад +477

    Exactly, like, ur not gonna walk on this earth again if you hurt my bff

    • @GOATISTRUMP
      @GOATISTRUMP 2 месяца назад +5

      Oooooh spooky

    • @Daboss1438
      @Daboss1438 2 месяца назад +4

      Or what

    • @Goofyabbunlce
      @Goofyabbunlce 2 месяца назад

      Stfu lil bro your not strong 🙏😭😭

    • @espressolattestudios
      @espressolattestudios 2 месяца назад +5

      I can tell the replies under your comment don't have friends-💀

    • @amberdaniels4716
      @amberdaniels4716 2 месяца назад

      @@espressolattestudios You got that right

  • @What_Will_Happen_This_Time
    @What_Will_Happen_This_Time День назад

    You know I love this plan. It is incredible. Nice job. Very creative It has a style to it

  • @SoSoBug-k8y
    @SoSoBug-k8y 2 месяца назад +568

    The way she put it into detail ✋😭

  • @mariant.323
    @mariant.323 2 месяца назад +71

    Daaaaaamn I need a friend like this 😂😂😂😂

  • @grizz1202
    @grizz1202 2 месяца назад +408

    thx for telling the WHOLE WORLD ur plan💀😭

    • @demireapers1013
      @demireapers1013 2 месяца назад

      Other than it's dumb? If they found the body after all that in a deliberate attempt then hide the body the last thing the cops finna think is "oh he died because he had untreated diabetes" like no, if they find the body and notice it with spiked levels of insulin they'll know he was poisoned with insulin.

    • @simbabwe911
      @simbabwe911 2 месяца назад +7

      Women☕️

    • @manisketching
      @manisketching 2 месяца назад

      ​@@simbabwe911 blud if it weren't for your mother you wouldn't have been born 😘

    • @destinyyang5096
      @destinyyang5096 2 месяца назад +1

      Girl, that's only one plan

    • @Deathly-Phobia
      @Deathly-Phobia 2 месяца назад +2

      @@simbabwe911 🗿🍷

  • @Chexmik
    @Chexmik 10 часов назад

    Growing up, my mother always taught me that in parts of our state there are holes that have no bottoms. Because they drop into underground rivers that move anything that falls into them miles and miles away before anything gets found with multiple possible entry points.

  • @OFGxBELLA
    @OFGxBELLA 2 месяца назад +30

    Keep this girl on watch at all times

  • @Heather-U11
    @Heather-U11 2 месяца назад +37

    ✨Mad respect for the BFF✨💜💙

  • @SkibidiSlaysers
    @SkibidiSlaysers 2 месяца назад +91

    “OR ELSE WHAT?!”
    “I’ve been waiting for this one…”😊😈

  • @ronaldingle6095
    @ronaldingle6095 9 дней назад

    She SLAYS (literally.😂

  • @Play-doh-lover
    @Play-doh-lover 2 месяца назад +49

    DYAM OKAY GIRL WE WON'T 😭

  • @d-loko5545
    @d-loko5545 2 месяца назад +51

    “I’m gonna dig a 12’ hole”. lol with what? A shovel? Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuaasiata9141
      @joshuaasiata9141 2 месяца назад +3

      Was thinking same shit

    • @nayrtnartsipacify
      @nayrtnartsipacify 2 месяца назад +4

      shes gonna dig it with her imaginary superpowers

    • @clatterslam
      @clatterslam 2 месяца назад +2

      Let's start with pointing out that she doesn't need to dig any hole, his death wouldn't be the least bit suspicious _unless_ she decides to bury him for some inexplicable reason lol

    • @kcraulston
      @kcraulston 2 месяца назад

      ​@@clatterslam
      It is a suspicious death now... since this video exists

  • @Alia62829
    @Alia62829 2 месяца назад +110

    HRD dogs actually train with animal carcasses and do not have a TFR for them as they are trained to ignore them. (If they are well trained of course) These dogs are also trained to sniff up to 15 feet underground along with the change in vegetation and soil.

    • @krazykupkakez4892
      @krazykupkakez4892 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m sorry, are you out here giving any potential murderer the key to not getting caught? 😂

    • @Alia62829
      @Alia62829 2 месяца назад +1

      @ 👀😂

    • @Blue71974
      @Blue71974 2 месяца назад +2

      @@krazykupkakez4892 right? lol I’m thinking oh so they gotta now dig a 16 foot hole, and just to be extra safe better make it a 20 footer

    • @Heathen.Heather
      @Heathen.Heather 2 месяца назад

      I think there's a good chance that a dog might still find it

    • @Alia62829
      @Alia62829 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Heathen.Heather it depends on the bloodline of the dog and how well they are trained. Most likely it will not be found.

  • @jimmiedmc1
    @jimmiedmc1 День назад

    Like shes strong enough to accomplish tge first step

  • @coltonsmith7516
    @coltonsmith7516 2 месяца назад +215

    That's ABSOLUTELY diabolical 💀

  • @Sistarsophia
    @Sistarsophia 2 месяца назад +20

    REAAALLLLL TY FOR THE PLAN IDEAS NOW I CAN ADD TO MY LIST😍😍🤨

    • @justincremeans2244
      @justincremeans2244 2 месяца назад

      It's a terrible plan honestly.

    • @Laila-h8q
      @Laila-h8q 2 месяца назад

      ​@@justincremeans2244 we need not ask you

    • @Sistarsophia
      @Sistarsophia 2 месяца назад

      @@justincremeans2244 and why is that other than the fact that it’s on youtube and this comment is ig not so obviously a FŪCKING JOKE

  • @LillyMay-he4lv
    @LillyMay-he4lv 2 месяца назад +92

    Finally, someone who can word it right!! I’ve been trying to find ways to explain this to people, but they never quite get it 😢

    • @ShashTarpy
      @ShashTarpy 2 месяца назад

      Oh my God do you women ever shut up?

  • @devonmajor7598
    @devonmajor7598 4 дня назад +1

    That was oddly specific😂

  • @jamalaustin481
    @jamalaustin481 2 месяца назад +69

    When she say I been waiting for this one you better run 😂

  • @Angeline-h9f
    @Angeline-h9f 2 месяца назад +792

    The fact she HAD to specify “12 FOOT HOLE”😅😂
    Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES 😭😁😆
    Edit2: THX FOR 750 LIKE OMG

    • @konnorsexton5713
      @konnorsexton5713 2 месяца назад +2

      I,m scared😮

    • @LillySparks101
      @LillySparks101 2 месяца назад

      Yeah 12 foot so she can put an animal at the 6 foot mark

    • @jarmijo10262
      @jarmijo10262 Месяц назад

      She wouldn’t be able to dig a 12’ hole I guarantee it.

  • @OakleyMatherne
    @OakleyMatherne 2 месяца назад +121

    The fact she has a whole speech for her enemies and already has people on her death list but even IF they find they find the murderer if it is a human and be put in the EXTRA locked up cells

  • @Addthegirly
    @Addthegirly 5 дней назад

    Me on daily basis to my enemies plotting they're death😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @BoGabrielErichsen
    @BoGabrielErichsen 2 месяца назад +90

    Thanks for caring for them that much

  • @tealsky7097
    @tealsky7097 Месяц назад +79

    Girl is literally such a cool friend :0 🌟

  • @EM-yb1po
    @EM-yb1po Месяц назад +17

    My girl, this is a ride or die. I'm here for it❤

  • @kman1800
    @kman1800 2 дня назад +1

    1. Every single person has insulin in their system it is produced by your pancreas. 2. Insulin does not increase blood pressure nearly enough to kill you most that would happen is he would wake up to get something to eat and be really thirsty because his body is holding more sodium than usual

  • @Molly-vz4qj
    @Molly-vz4qj 2 месяца назад +170

    BLOOD SUGAR NOT BLOOD PRESSURE but since I’m a type one diabetic I always keep a used insulin needle with a little bit of insulin still in it because if your not a t1d and you take insulin you will die immediately so I have it just in case❤

    • @JojoHesse
      @JojoHesse 2 месяца назад +2

      Haha I thought the same thing

    • @Tr4sh_b4dit
      @Tr4sh_b4dit 2 месяца назад +2

      Fr my cousin is a type one to

    • @jennysnow6310
      @jennysnow6310 2 месяца назад +4

      Insulin would cause blood sugar to decrease and blood pressure to increase as a response to the low blood glucose levels. Also insulin is in everyone’s body so a little insulin will probably send them into shock but they won’t die immediately. They probably won’t die at all unless it’s a pretty significant amount.

    • @chlo-yb1ob
      @chlo-yb1ob 2 месяца назад +4

      as someone with type 1, as soon as u inject insulin, depending on the type and amount (ie long or short acting), all that will happen is their blood sugar levels will drop (not get higher) to a point where they will end up in a coma (and then die). However if they test for insulin, they will not assume ur a diabetic bc type 1 diabetics DONT PRODUCE INSULIN anymore (which is y we inject it) and even if ur type 2, they wouldn't assume u died of it bc while ur body still makes insulin, ur system doesn't recognize it anymore which is y u need to change ur diet. plus ur body stops making insulin when u die so they would know that thats what killed u if they detect a lot of it :) sorry thats long loll

    • @4.llir4
      @4.llir4 2 месяца назад +1

      right and it would also give them low blood sugar not high 😭 so she got 2 things wrong

  • @lisalindquist1147
    @lisalindquist1147 2 месяца назад +71

    "I've been waiting for this one" 😂😂😂
    Men, don't underestimate us women when it comes to our best friend.

    • @Xclusiv3manzJ-_-of8ej
      @Xclusiv3manzJ-_-of8ej 2 месяца назад +1

      ima kid and that didnt scare me any bit

    • @braxtonmiller4292
      @braxtonmiller4292 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @bakingextraordinarily
      @bakingextraordinarily 2 месяца назад

      Word

    • @MiaGillum-t9v
      @MiaGillum-t9v 2 месяца назад

      lol its cool bc satellites are coded to look for 6 foot holes but if they do find it its foul play bc the body was well hidden and the tox screen insulin things goes straight out the window and doesn't matter, since WE KNOW he was killed

    • @TheAmnpoling
      @TheAmnpoling 2 месяца назад

      Women don't underestimate us when it comes to home defense 😈😈😈

  • @MymyRivers
    @MymyRivers 2 месяца назад +12

    She clocked his tea realllllll quick 😂

  • @Bellaya_forever
    @Bellaya_forever 7 дней назад

    Thanks for the idea-😊

  • @anaiyachowdhry
    @anaiyachowdhry Месяц назад +33

    love this girl she’s so great

  • @PatrickRogers-wz8rj
    @PatrickRogers-wz8rj 2 месяца назад +74

    Exactly thank you everybody needs to know this girls will do anything to protect their best friend❤❤

    • @Skell_aton
      @Skell_aton 2 месяца назад +7

      And fail miserably in the process

    • @jester52alex21
      @jester52alex21 2 месяца назад

      Yeah good luck pinning the cause of death on diabetes after that found the body underneath a body which was dug 12 feet deep...

    • @kcraulston
      @kcraulston 2 месяца назад +2

      You shouldn't condone murder...

    • @kweekwee5569
      @kweekwee5569 2 месяца назад +2

      Even sleep with their man to prove he will cheat on her!

  • @leannkennett905
    @leannkennett905 2 месяца назад +25

    Women are crazy and creative. Men like him shouldn’t underestimate or test them. There is a reason songs like cause earl had to die exist.

  • @julian0413
    @julian0413 8 дней назад +1

    type 1 diabetic here, ain't no way a medical professional would look at someone with too much insulin in their blood and say they had undiagnosed diabetes. the whole point of diabetes is that your body doesn't produce enough insulin on its own. if someone had undiagnosed diabetes, their blood sugar would be sky high and their insulin levels low as shit. me and my friend who's also a T1D have talked abt this scenario on many occasions and it wouldn't be as easy as this girl seems to think. you'd need long acting insulin and to calculate how much it would take for the victim's body to be unable to recover on its own.

    • @kman1800
      @kman1800 2 дня назад

      I think she means type 2 because they are insulin resistant so the insulin would just sit in there body but still wouldn't work insulin cant raise your blood pressure nearly enough it would just make them get a low blood sugar and they would instinctively eat also T1

  • @MiaSaddler
    @MiaSaddler 2 месяца назад +217

    OMG THIS IS SO ME I LITERALLY HAVE DIABETES AND CAREY INSULIN EVERYWHERE 😂😂😂😂

  • @SixPlayz-g3c
    @SixPlayz-g3c 2 месяца назад +35

    LETS GO GURL TYSM FOR GIVING ME EXACTLY WHAT I'LL DO IF ANYONE HURTS MY BSF'S!!!

  • @imnotlightskin2362
    @imnotlightskin2362 2 месяца назад +11

    Its always that 1 single friend.

  • @LondynComer
    @LondynComer 2 дня назад

    Bro had this planned out step by step you know what now that I think about it I might do that too she is such an inspiration

  • @Michele-b2f2d
    @Michele-b2f2d Месяц назад +12

    She is just like me ♥️♥️♥️♥️💖💖💖♥️♥️♥️💖♥️

  • @ZuriaPascual
    @ZuriaPascual 2 месяца назад +99

    Girl me too I will do the same thing

  • @JuliusMoul
    @JuliusMoul 13 дней назад

    That's a lot of planning How much time do you have on your hands?

    • @Andrewmortellaro
      @Andrewmortellaro 10 дней назад

      That type of creativity comes to me on the drive to work when people cut me off....

  • @AnnyaShilo
    @AnnyaShilo 2 месяца назад +106

    That’s girl code. That is the best girl code ❤

  • @daniellefernandez1439
    @daniellefernandez1439 2 месяца назад +29

    Lol, the dead animal over the body thing doesn't work.😂 Everything else is chefs kiss❤

    • @Bri_artlover
      @Bri_artlover 2 месяца назад +2

      How do you know

    • @heav3n777
      @heav3n777 2 месяца назад +1

      How do you know ☠️☠️☠️

    • @LadyRevolver93
      @LadyRevolver93 2 месяца назад

      A dead diabetic can't bury themselves 😂

  • @d34dd0g-girlypop
    @d34dd0g-girlypop 2 месяца назад +5

    I need a bff like this

  • @ronaldpowser
    @ronaldpowser 16 дней назад

    12 ft is insanely deep depending where you live. i’m in new jersey and some places 3ft down you hit solid shale

  • @My_DeAr_ALASTORR
    @My_DeAr_ALASTORR 28 дней назад +6

    You are an amazing friend good job ❤❤🎉🎉

    • @deanbrittain9986
      @deanbrittain9986 19 часов назад +1

      How would she inject him while he sleeps? How would she move his body? How long would it take her to dig a 12ft hole, where would she find and store the carcus in prep for the burial. Sounds like shes going to need a man to help .

    • @My_DeAr_ALASTORR
      @My_DeAr_ALASTORR 11 часов назад

      If she injected him fast enough he wouldn't wake up, she doesn't need to drag him all the way cause there's a thing called a truck and I don't think she needs to buy a dead animal if she could just kill something herself.... Also I'm pretty sure a man wouldn't speed up the process of digging a 12ft hole.

  • @LambeauLeap33
    @LambeauLeap33 2 месяца назад +93

    “that’ll show em” ahh response

    • @orcschlogg
      @orcschlogg 2 месяца назад

      "don't mess with me" ahh response.

  • @Adera-uf7cc
    @Adera-uf7cc 2 месяца назад +65

    Bro I’ll be using this too it’s smart.

  • @Nathan_Playz15
    @Nathan_Playz15 День назад

    Nah she needs to be the captain in Chicago PD intelligence 😂😂

  • @ZowieHunter-o9j
    @ZowieHunter-o9j Месяц назад +148

    You are the Ultimate best friend...👍👍

  • @stxarmints
    @stxarmints 2 месяца назад +48

    Why is no one talking about how genuinely smart and well thought out this is like oml girl

    • @p9thead
      @p9thead 2 месяца назад +4

      it's stolen from a facebook post

    • @S1LLY509
      @S1LLY509 2 месяца назад +6

      The dead animal trick doesn’t work cuz the dogs are trained to smell human remains not animal and if the police find a buried body they are not gunna be like “hmm must’ve been diabetic” takes about 4 seconds to realize that wouldn’t work at all

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 2 месяца назад

      ​@@p9thead how do you know it's not her Facebook post?

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 2 месяца назад

      ​@@S1LLY509 it turns out, that police dogs react mainly to their handlers feelings and body language.
      So. Whether it finds anything or not, isn't necessarily based on it's clever nose, but on how eager cop daddy acts.

    • @kaylac8779
      @kaylac8779 2 месяца назад +3

      Because it’s not smart. There’s multiple flaws like how do you plan on opening his mouth to do the injection? Even while he’s asleep someone starts messing with you in your sleep you’ll more than likely wake up. They’ll track his last known whereabouts using traffic and store cameras and once they see never left home but this car came and left his home they’ll track the car until they get a plate which would lead to her as the owner or if her parents own the car i highly doubt they’d take a murder charge for her & you’re gonna drive 2 hours away? okay…. So how are you going to find the time to do all this in one trip unless you make multiple trips? Unless you dig graves on a daily a 12 ft grave is a lot of manual labor for 1 person so you’ll need a shovel of some sort & change of clothes more opportunity for them to catch you on camera. & what makes you so sure you’re really in the middle of nowhere if you aren’t from the area? you could be on someone’s land and they have cameras set up then you’re caught again now you have a murder charge that was premeditated making it look worse so say goodbye to all your friends and family all over a breakup most likely.

  • @potatocat2500
    @potatocat2500 2 месяца назад +11

    I love how girls can say this, but if a guy does it, it's immediately considered as some threat against women or something.

    • @beyondallreason-du4pq
      @beyondallreason-du4pq 2 месяца назад

      Which gender kills the most still?...

    • @thisisdumbaf69
      @thisisdumbaf69 2 месяца назад

      yes, bc men abusing, rping and klling women on a daily basis all around the globe. 90%+ of DV is caused by men.

    • @Shadow-milk-cookie0
      @Shadow-milk-cookie0 2 месяца назад

      ​not all men are like that @@beyondallreason-du4pq

  • @jaytolson957
    @jaytolson957 21 день назад

    I think I'm in love
    😂❤

  • @OliviaDavis-x9x
    @OliviaDavis-x9x 2 месяца назад +15

    Dude with a strong mind wouldn't worry about what the best friend is saying he would worry about what she's trying to do and that is protect her best friend and he would respect that

  • @voidsgomez
    @voidsgomez 2 месяца назад +5

    Fbi rn, alright boys we got'em

  • @Abstract_Potato11
    @Abstract_Potato11 2 месяца назад +10

    “ 911 … My girlfriends friend is an insane lunatic … “

  • @LeylaCabanilla-bi6oq
    @LeylaCabanilla-bi6oq 14 дней назад

    Taking every advice from her now.❤😂😅

  • @zahyismith9231
    @zahyismith9231 2 месяца назад +61

    YOU NOT DOING THAT SHI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I was rolling after this one.

    • @Laila-h8q
      @Laila-h8q 2 месяца назад +8

      Best friends will do anything and when I say Anything I mean ANYTHING.

    • @Powerpeel
      @Powerpeel 2 месяца назад +2

      Personally that's cap you ain't killin someone bc they hurt you "bff". But I get that if a boy hits a girl on a frequent basis, that’s not good, so like report him don't kill him.
      -yours sincerely, bongbongboy

    • @alliXo7
      @alliXo7 2 месяца назад +2

      If they think it's undiagnosed diabetes, then getting rid of the body is overkill. Keep it simple and discrete. 😉

    • @laughingBatman-d9z
      @laughingBatman-d9z 2 месяца назад

      Who asked ​@@Laila-h8q

  • @sheriff500592
    @sheriff500592 2 месяца назад +5

    GURL we are totally besties.

  • @Shrimpy5792
    @Shrimpy5792 28 дней назад +7

    High blood pressure??? That's not what insulin does 😭

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH233
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH233 День назад

      Fr I noticed that but so many people get hated for pointing out facts. I get it that people make mistakes and that it’s ruining the funny short, but like, I could find 20 different things the hater said that would ruin a RUclips shorts’s fun a LOT more than whatever fact I mentioned
      Also for people’s knowledge, insulin lowers blood pressure. I think this plan would still work though.

  • @gina1280
    @gina1280 3 дня назад

    Fishing line strategically placed can be treacherous too

  • @mrdwebby
    @mrdwebby 2 месяца назад +5

    As someone who has a dad with type 1 yeah that's accurate

  • @ElizabethHill-hw5yp
    @ElizabethHill-hw5yp 2 месяца назад +153

    Yes me to the problem is you told the plan

  • @liza1770
    @liza1770 2 месяца назад +9

    😂😂She when’t there😂and sadly i an’t got a bestie or friends😭😕

  • @Zomtheslipgod
    @Zomtheslipgod 18 дней назад

    That shit would be a magnet to the dogs

  • @briparker5914
    @briparker5914 2 месяца назад +4

    It's sad because you can tell he's only ever considered someone coming after him to have a fist fight over a girl when the options are actually endless and deeply terrifying.

    • @Smokey.the.masked.besrker
      @Smokey.the.masked.besrker 2 месяца назад

      This is why we're taught the number one golden rule as a child "treat others how you want to be treated" now I have a more extended version my future kids will have ingrained in their memory "treat others how you want to be treated, if you don't then expect them to treat you how they see fit" meaning respect for everyone cause if you don't have any you won't get any and there's repercussions to you're actions

  • @AaronPierce-cl2vz
    @AaronPierce-cl2vz 2 месяца назад +7

    Slay bestie

  • @melinaspieltroblox
    @melinaspieltroblox 2 месяца назад +6

    THAT‘S A REAL BFF!!!! I would do the same!

    • @o.stariu
      @o.stariu 2 месяца назад +1

      Y’all wouldn’t do nothin

    • @AndresRamirez-gu7er
      @AndresRamirez-gu7er 2 месяца назад

      Yall are threatening him I will call the cops on yall
      If the cops see this you cooked

  • @paulstehlmann757
    @paulstehlmann757 8 часов назад

    Thank you for the typs mam

  • @Cleaver_VRR
    @Cleaver_VRR 2 месяца назад +6

    Yea good luck finding me asleep before you buddy also if my door opens I’m automatically awake, so good luck

  • @-jinxy-7546
    @-jinxy-7546 2 месяца назад +10

    Well good idea to share the idea on social media

  • @Duolingo-official-LMAO
    @Duolingo-official-LMAO 2 месяца назад +5

    Putting that in my notes - thank you very much :)

  • @KatherineLeblanc-n9i
    @KatherineLeblanc-n9i 8 дней назад +1

    Actually, when they find insulin in the body. They won't assume they were diabetic because they would go to the hospital and have the hospital pull up the person's medical records.

    • @rijmee9453
      @rijmee9453 5 дней назад

      Unless the insulin is added in food or drinks.

    • @KatherineLeblanc-n9i
      @KatherineLeblanc-n9i 5 дней назад

      @rijmee9453 but they would still find insulin in the body no matter what

  • @14-sushi
    @14-sushi 2 месяца назад +16

    😂😂girl me to😂😂

  • @fluffykins8698
    @fluffykins8698 Месяц назад +6

    I wish I had friends like this 😢

  • @lesleyventer2100
    @lesleyventer2100 2 месяца назад +9

    STAY SINGLE, and let women stay happy, slim and pretty.

  • @jetthenighwalker3053
    @jetthenighwalker3053 24 дня назад

    Aye we appreciate you cuh soon as we question you gon show u this first 🤣

  • @Teagan-h2e
    @Teagan-h2e 2 месяца назад +7

    As a type one diabetic I need to say that insulin won’t kill you of high blood pressure it will kill you of low blood sugar

    • @nagisa2659
      @nagisa2659 2 месяца назад +2

      Thank you, I was looking for this comment as a fellow T1D!