Butt-Friendly Bicycle Saddle
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- VabsRider by ataraxyBSC is the world's first virtual axis bicycle seat. Its innovative split seat design allows each leg to move independently, rotating around the hip joints on an axis that is virtual to the seat.
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Where can you get one?
No
Super
I need 1000 units
Where can I buy that ?
Cycle saddles ❌
Double A$$ massagers ✅
😂😂
Not just ass😂😂😂
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It's good though😂
LMAO
This maybe the reason I will no longer reject cycling. Smart.
Better then getting a sore bruise on your butt for days
I cycle for about 2-3hrs a day I don’t get a sore butt
@@Smallvet ...maybe my butt is just very delicate?
@@Smallvetwhat type os saddle/ seat do you use??
Is it a thin one or wide and squishy?
so you like to get it in the a$?
Ah yes, SEAT BONES.
Ball grinder
I don't remember them bones in biology...
I told my pys sci teacher abt this and showed her and turn out 84 OTHER STUDENTS SHOWED HER THE VIDEO
God I love yt sharts
😂😂😂😂
My butt don't jiggle jiggle, they cycle. 🗿
Perfect
😁Finally butt cycling works
Naaaah 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I like to see you peddle peddle, four cycles
Jokes aside, that's actually a good invention.
Would there be energy lost from it though? If I need to peddle harder I'm not interested.
Well one of my friend tried it and he died beacuse of it 😭😭
He was riding around on it when he was hit by a car 😭😭😭
Nah just kidding i don't have friends!
(Gotta kepp up dat OPSEC)
@@hyplayerrest easy this guys friend 🙏🏻🤓
I don't think that was the seat's fault 😢
@@hyplayer🥰🥰🥰
Love cycling. Back in 1980 I cycled from Soviet Union to Alaska.
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It would be great if that saddle also create mechanical or electrical power to power, your phone or a battery powered scooter or bicycle!
Great idea! Their's definitely more in a thousand brains than in one😊
Excelente invento !!! Evita el rozamiento e irritación de glúteos y piernas. Buenísimo!!! Felicitaciones!!!
Imagine getting 🏀🏀 stuck between those saddles
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only reason why im ever going to buy this is for getting my balls gargled violently
Impossible balls are like slime so they will come out
@sonicspeed3757 bro u should see a doctor
@@cheesecake5859 what
It's all fun and games until the family jewels get lodged in that crack
😮
I think wearing clothes would probably solve the problem
Balls 😅
@@denniswallace4868exactly, lol. There’s always jealous foIks when something gets invented that’s actually useful. Steady making invalid arguments of how it wouldn’t work.
I bike to work ... I'd try
Butt friction will be extensive.
No.. the opposite
Have you ridden a bike before?
This will lessen the friction.
The opposite
Padrísimo bien pensado bendiciones a quien lo realizó.
Not the cheek mover 2000 seat,nah im good on the bun slapper seat😂😂
Lady version looks different
😂😂😂
Some guy commented "would definitely try"😂
😂😂😂hilarious
I mean bun slapper version doesn't sound good either 🤣
Ball crusher 2000...the design is very human 💀
Yap if one’s sac fall into the gap.
This is clearly meant for women.. a thong will chafe your balls, but I have no business wearing one lolol
You saying, it's a CIA invention?! 😂
u wear a pants.. your balls isnt even that heavy to make it stretch the pants for it to slip in.
@@daxabe3261女神说我没囊，嗷嗷嗷嗷我的肉片😂😂😂
I feel violated😂
Nah I'd rather be in discomfort than have self twerking cycle mechanics.
"The design is very human 💀"
Saddles should be wider 😊
Sometimes I forget I am also human 💀💀💀🤡
Women need it
@@cheaterhusband4465dutchies need it
Too human
You got no hemorrhoids , we got you.
😂
What😂
Having a space like that will force blood to go to the anal glands increasing the risk of hemorrhoids dramatically, this is the reason doctors recommended spending less than ten minutes on a toilet
I mean, pressure on your pernium can cause ED. No winning with bicycle seats.
That's just a boi clity.
Nothing cooler than a man slapping on some elbow pads, knee pads, ankle and wrist braces, a long aerodynamic helmet and riding his bike in peace knowing that his cheeks are now safe as well. I could only imagine how cool that would look😂😂😂
It’s all fun and games until the family jewels get lodged into that gap!
Lmao 😂
Old man torture chamber
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Quite honestly that was my first thought too
A ne pas utiliser dans un camp de nudiste . Bonjour les bijoux de la famille . 😮😅😅😅😅😅😅
This is one of those “Wow, why has no one thought of this yet?” moments.
Yeah it took us 500 years to do it
Because bike saddles are only painful if you're out of practice with cycling, perhaps?
It's basically trying to reinvent the wheel, and as with anything, the less unnecessary moving parts, the less things to go wrong.
@@peterclarke7006which most people are soooo this is for them ig
Some of us have thought about it but hsvent a clue how to patent anything
Because I as a veteran cyclist with experience of all types of sadel from sprung to gel to sport trekking and mountain bike, know intuitively, that is a posterior destroying gimmick
Maximum butty comfort. WoW i am famous 1.8k
The comfort is there, until you become a clown after riding that outside for 2 days
Imagine going down hill and the seat start violating your cheek
😂@@xynt8195
And balls too
😂😂@@xynt8195
Very comfortable untill the nuts gets stuck 💀
Masajeador de traser😮s muy util
I would definitely try it out in the dark, when nobody's watching to make fun of me..😂😂😂😂😂
agreed.
Wear a coat that cover the saddle if you are bothered by the movement of your buttocks being seen. No swear!
If its good for your arse let them laugh 😂
😂😂😂
This is something Drake would buy.
I bet you already have one
@@rieriec.36hear me out..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did he touched somewhere
Underrated AF, you just made this look like the fruitiest product of the year and all you said was "drake" 😂😂😂
Just stand when you ride😭
Imagine if ur ball get stuck between this two moving seats😂
That is cursed
FINALLY SOMEONE INVENTED A BIKE SEAT THAT MAKES SENSE FOR THE HUMAN BODY TO REST UPON.
Wrong
@@angeloftimelessdispair5473 Bruh who
@@angeloftimelessdispair5473this will help alot of people just becuz you dont have this issue. Dont mean its wrong
@@angeloftimelessdispair5473 it's always that one person
Wrong u not even supposed to sit on the bike seat unless ya dead tired maximum drive is only when u support your own weight on ur legs wile pedaling g 😂
A bike with a nuts kracking Design 😮
BUT GREAT FOR US NUTLESS GIRLS!
Ya I need nut crackers for my 2 nuts so if they break I'll never feel pain there it well be awesome
This is a real possibility. Good thinking! 😂
Unless you are cycling naked (without pants or boxers) that's not going to happen.
That's why it's for women only. 😂😂😂
"Seatbones?" Lol!
Definitely, this could easily solve an age old problem. I could win the Tour the France with this
Oooh an upgrade in bicycle seat technology, cool. Only took them 200 years.
That's a great design... they could actually make each side a little wider for more support!
Remember the balls matter for humanity’s survival. 😂
We got ass massage on bikes before GTA6😭
I think this is a great idea. I find typical seats so painful. Of course, I'd need a wider seat
The Nutcracker ballet 😂😂😂
Twist n Crush
Blood in the saddle
😂😂😂😂
The nut-cracker seat
I had to make it 101
Alright someone has to say it.
" That'll be $8999.99 for repairs sir"
Not to mention you can steal it without any tools. You just lift the handle twist a few times and you can pull it up😂
@@WarlordEXO-jg1ovThat's what quick release is. You don't need tools to open it
@@WarlordEXO-jg1ovwho would steal that
@@alpha-1-nz1kn theres people out there stealing bike bells
@@alpha-1-nz1kn someone that is trying to make a buck.
I have tried so many saddles with stateof the art technology but none of thme beats the obsolete one
Actually a pretty good idea
So my small bro hangs in the middle 😂
Small?
I'm so very sorry😔
So each of my plums can be attacked by each side of this torture device?
So you rather the sharp normal seat for your sack?
What if you slide back and it gets stuck, or it slide back mid falling damn near yanking your friends off
Need something in the middle
Amen to those with big balls. 😅
Cause it’s gonna feel great when your rolling down hill get some speed going and they slip between them. Talk about a nutcracker
Scrolled for a while just to find someone who gets my pain.
It would crush them😖
Я тоже об этом подумал)))
We just need to adjust properly and wear tight pants before riding lol
These seats have been around for decades. They never catch on because they have no lateral grip. You slide off when going around turns.
Imagine being on a date taking a bike ride through the park and trying not to fart riding that thing.
"S E A T B O N E S" 💀
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its a thing
Woman: im not flat
Yeah thats a bone you supposed to seat with
Not on your gluteus maximus.
@@DeGriz that's the muscle. you sit on that as well.
Remember the bike that Mr Garrison invented on South Park. I was laughing as soon as the ad started.
Me too, that's exactly what I thought of....had to read the comments to see if I was the only one that thought that😂😂😂😂😂
I can't imagine how rapid the seat would be stolen when the rider parks it
“Why have you been riding your bike all day”
“No reason”
So if your hammering down your getting hammered.
Obviously not thinking
Goes perfectly with the walking farts. I can now reach those difficult high notes 🎶😂
Maynard Furgeson would be happy to
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Ho you get them to. Gotcha keep all the part working. Lol
If I was behind this person I could not stop laughing. 😂 It gives me "speed walking" vibes .
Yeah I went down hill and caused an applause.
Also my back end is redder than a Mayan altar
Just remember to wear undergarments boys / men
If your nuts got stuck between them it will be a disaster 💀
So south park was right. Wait for the extended speed stick for maximum velocity.
Hell yeah, I’m in the Netherlands, biking all day. We need this one 😂
Watch those hangy- down parts guys. Actually this could be a good idea for long races like the Tour.
As someone who cycles alot, damn is this a good invention. Not only ur ass, but over time I can hear the hip bones cracking due to the discomfort.i would love to have one of these
How old are you? Hearing your hip bones making noises is wild I'm sorry 😂
As a woman I hate traditional seats !
Just because I don’t have balls doesn’t mean sitting with all of my weight in my crotch doesn’t hurt !
Ten out of ten I want to try this seat 😊
@@2CanadianEh you're supposed to perch on your butt bones not on your crotch... the saddle shouldn't touch your crotch area and if it does you need to adjust its position/angle
@@Mortonbmx are you telling me I’ve been sitting weird on a bike for 20 years lol ??
I think he means riding with your back slouched over on a traditional seat and legs just moving away. The new seat will bring the intensity upper and stretch put that hip bone and may often hear a much need snap crackle and pop.
I say if your hips dont pop you're stiff and in need of stretching big time.
Looks like another one of Mr Garrison's inventions
Or Mac's
I was looking for this. Just put a different seat on there. Not a gyrating ball buster 3000. I wonder what this does to a prostate over time.
"Guys, guys. It's all ball bearings nowadays!"
“Diddy bike” 😂😂
This will branch evolution to some other level
They were all beautiful but even my 4 year old was wowed by this one, stunning!
This is already making my butt happy and I don't even have a bike
wtf 😦
So are you doing fingerwork while watching this?
South Park episode
If it's uncomfortable, you either have a dump truck you need to lose, or your seat is unadjusted.
it's all fun game until your ball sliped thru the gap
Jokes aside, that looks pretty dope
It looks promising, gotta see some reviews first
Thinking same thing - check reviews !
No, because I'm no hand cyclist, the loss of pressure on the seat bone would make it hard to balanced the bike
You’ve heard of the Nutcracker Suite. Well this is the Nutcracker Seat.
You just know someone gonna make a commentary shitpost video with this as the subject
"Tonight on SMNN"
The cheek splitting 4000
"...ensuring maximum sawing action, effectively destroying your testicles." Fixed it for you.
Yeah might a ladies seat even then it might gape them.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
Dawg, I’m not riding with that 💀
You used the wrong model if you want to sell this saddle.
😂
Ha ha😅
Speak for yourself
I like big bike and I cannot lie
You used the wrong brain cell when you typed your message.
The dutch when they hear this : 💰
Just don't get your boys caught in the middle. Ouch. Lol
Looks very practical and healthy besides being a brilliant idea... thanks
this is the best modern cycle seat design. Period.
Why do techies from California who haven't even ridden a bike always try to re-engineer it. A normal bike just works better.
They should put this in the gym cuz that shit hurts especially in leg days
Finally my future kids will be healthy
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS SADDLE FROM "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"
Yeah Mac's not gonna be happy about this blatant act of copyright infringement
Ya but Mac’s seat kept you from resting during your ride.
Looks like a good design
Theres gona be a LOT of ball injuries 😂😂
😂you don't have to take out your toys to ride with the boys😂
Finally the worthy seat for the glorius gluteus maximus
A fixed seat allows you to change your hips' position with its surface, but this movable seat takes the whole time stick with your hips which cannot relax your muscles.
That might work but you're going to look silly as hell.
Reminds me of that one wheel machine from south park
Those saddles should be used to power something else. No energy should be wasted
Regenerative braking would be much much more useful. But barely any electric bike makes use of it because it's expensive and harder to manufacture. I would even go as far as to argue it would cost more energy to fabricate than it would generate on average.
How would you utilize it, out of curiosity?
@@MrMeasaftwyou don't have to manufacturer anything for regenerative braking. All magnet based motors have it by default. Most Speed controllers dont utilize or disabled it by default because it's not as reliable as real brakes and put generates more heat by putting a higher load on the electronics.
@@viaxxl I think he means add a arm and gear ratio connected to vertical shaft. LoL
In the industry is dearly known by the "Nutcracker".
Well, it looks really functional, for it's purpose
Ball smasher!!😖😖
If it's a lot more comfortable than the hard seat bikes, yes, definitely.
Will be hard to get the power to the pedals. Makes sense If you are commuting on an E-Bike or something
Mac from its always sunny would love that.
I had problem in bottom, this seat could have helped me 😊
Heck yeah, especially for older people who need that extra dynamic flow of natural motion to make every bike ride more comfortable. Great idea!
Women will be happy with this innovation.