Jeff the Drunk's Resume and Trailer

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 4 года назад +139

    I loved Artie's impression of Jeff.

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 2 года назад +15

      I actually LAUGH OUT LOUD, LOL 😂

    • @honestreviewer7788
      @honestreviewer7788 2 года назад +10

      I like that it's the exact same one he does for Blue Iris. Good stuff. Click click

    • @tmack11
      @tmack11 2 года назад +9

      Smoke a Doobie Debbie

    • @jonnyjibjob6519
      @jonnyjibjob6519 2 года назад +7

      Perfect lol he does king of all blacks just as good lol

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 2 года назад +7

      “ *I fAxEd MySeLf tO BeLiZe* “ 🤠🫧🍺

  • @jenniferramos2846
    @jenniferramos2846 2 года назад +48

    Omg Arties impression of Jeff supply the best laughs for me!! Hysterical!!!

    • @olivernorth495
      @olivernorth495 6 месяцев назад

      You're making me feel 2nd best.

  • @punkmeathead3792
    @punkmeathead3792 4 месяца назад +2

    I always liked Jeff because he seems to have a good sense of humor and awareness of himself (even though he refuses to change). He even chuckled when he said his only responsibility was checking if Line 17 was completed!

  • @acertainshape
    @acertainshape 4 года назад +76

    Jeff is my role model.

    • @screechweiner2921
      @screechweiner2921 4 года назад +34

      aim for the stars. or the cornfield.

    • @kevinkush6338
      @kevinkush6338 4 года назад +8

      The only time Jeff is a role model is when he falls and can’t get up

    • @jaymacdonnell4730
      @jaymacdonnell4730 4 года назад +1

      Him and Abraham Lincoln

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 4 года назад +3

      Hot damn ‼️

    • @EthosF4ded
      @EthosF4ded 4 года назад +5

      Good thing about that is you'll never be disappointed.

  • @phillipnelson2144
    @phillipnelson2144 4 года назад +41

    6:30 I accidentally stapled my hand to line 17. WHO KNOWS HOW TO WORK A STAPLER! I WAS NEVER TRAINED!

    • @GonzoShitcock
      @GonzoShitcock 3 года назад +10

      I faxed myself...😂😂😂😂

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +7

      WhY DoN't YoU PeOpLE CaRe AbOuT Me?!

  • @Lighthawk188
    @Lighthawk188 4 года назад +14

    Love it! Give us all the Jeff you have. Thank you!

  • @trishwolfe4848
    @trishwolfe4848 4 года назад +82

    Artie brought out the best in jeff

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 4 года назад +29

    Jeff: 2 Full Baths
    Artie: you haven't taken 2 full baths in a year 😂

  • @scottydont5034
    @scottydont5034 2 года назад +27

    Jeff you haven't had 2 full baths in 20 years...had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dsc5085
      @dsc5085 2 года назад

      For a good reason, he has too much pride as a man to have someone help him with his bath.

  • @esmoshure1617
    @esmoshure1617 4 года назад +16

    "It''s my job to plug in the house every morning"

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 года назад +11

    I love that Deidre/Imus bit 🤣

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 2 года назад +6

      Dear… I mean deer dur… I’m a fake Cowboy… on a steel horse I ride…

  • @befdoglover1
    @befdoglover1 4 месяца назад +2

    Artie makes everything gold in each show.

  • @treboreimaj3274
    @treboreimaj3274 Год назад +5

    Aeries impression is hilarious

  • @KeenelandMuscle
    @KeenelandMuscle Год назад +9

    Best years of Stern The Artie years. Beetlejuice and Jeff the drunk are the best 2 whack pack member!!! This has me weak!!! Artie is the best!!

    • @trybebill7865
      @trybebill7865 Год назад +1

      a lot of people say that. i preferred the jackie, billy west years in the 90's.

  • @Saintjohnstreetskate
    @Saintjohnstreetskate 3 года назад +13

    “It’s my job to unplug the house every night” LOL

  • @upsidedownflapjack
    @upsidedownflapjack 4 года назад +15

    Picture Jeff's resume being nothing but 100 stamp prints that say, "PAID".

  • @Karemaker
    @Karemaker 4 года назад +57

    Artie in his prime. The SHOW in it's prime!

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 4 года назад +1

      What song was Artie singing in the Jeff the Drunk voice? Lol

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +1

      I think it's called "Cowboys & Niggers" by Johnny Rebel

    • @rodneyalaking8241
      @rodneyalaking8241 3 года назад +1

      @@pyronite59 It may have been “The House Next Door to Me’s Been Bought by N words”. Also by Johnny Rebel, I think.

    • @SubZeRoy9
      @SubZeRoy9 3 года назад

      @@rodneyalaking8241 damn I gotta look up this Johnny rebel guy

    • @tllhy1591
      @tllhy1591 4 месяца назад

      Dude you have no idea what you are talking about? Artie was good but the STERN SHOW WAS A SHELL OF ITSELF AFTER BILLY WEST LEFT AND THEN WHEN JACKIE LEFT THAT JUST PUT A NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!! CORNY PRANK CALLS AND WAY TOO MUCH OF THAT GOOF BABA BOOEY? THIS SHOW HAS STUNK FOR A LONG TIME? HOWARD REALLY RUINED IT WHEN HE STARTED TO SABOTAGE ARTIE AND CUT HIM OFF AND PUT HIM DOWN ALL THE TIME WHICH I THINK LED TO ARTIE'S DRUG PROBLEM AND HIS ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE? JUST LIKE DANA PLATO WAS 100% DUE TO HER TREATMENT ON HOWARDS SHOW THE DAY SHE DIED? HE USED EVERYONE AND PUSHED THEM TO BE THE WORST THEY COULD BE? LOOK AT HANK AND ERICK?

  • @audio-agenda7221
    @audio-agenda7221 4 года назад +5

    Jeff somehow disproves the theory of creation and evolution

  • @JasonFlorida
    @JasonFlorida 4 года назад +38

    Artie was the glue for that show

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 4 года назад +7

      (Shhhhhh! Don't say "glue" ... Beth might panic!)

    • @user-gp8tp1di4h
      @user-gp8tp1di4h 3 года назад +1

      In the earlier years he was the best

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 3 года назад +3

      @@mulemule Now that's good! Lol

    • @edub9930
      @edub9930 2 года назад +2

      @@mulemule 😆

  • @thedragonzord_
    @thedragonzord_ 4 года назад +5

    More Jeff!

  • @robertraft
    @robertraft 4 года назад +49

    Now Howard is don Imus.

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 4 года назад +3

      Now that Imus is dead..

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 4 года назад +4

      Unfortunately Howard is the senior guy in radio now

    • @jgfunk
      @jgfunk 4 года назад +14

      Howard jumped the shark... I hate to say it, but it's true. He's a limousine liberal

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 4 года назад +2

      @@jgfunk I've always thought've him as more of a horse-whisperer. 🤔

  • @dolemitefuthamucka
    @dolemitefuthamucka 3 года назад +20

    hilarious hearing howard talk about Imus and his wife. beth is now a co star on howie's bunker show.

  • @graffProdigy
    @graffProdigy 3 года назад +16

    I had a manager that was worst than Jeff, he would come in smelling like booze and would stay in the casino drinking after work... 😂 he couldn’t get home sometimes and he couldn’t make it to work sometimes. Guy was a mess.

    • @capri8225
      @capri8225 3 года назад

      Jeff's voice makes me wanna go poop. Plus it gives me erectile dysfunction

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream 2 года назад +8

      Sounds like the best manager u could have lol

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад +1

      Bro, worse and worst cannot be used interchangeably.

  • @melissasecore958
    @melissasecore958 4 года назад +6

    I lived in the same town as Jeff and worked at tax and finance I played pool with jeff at the bar hes different off the air

  • @KeenelandMuscle
    @KeenelandMuscle Год назад +1

    Lol I only had too check line 17!!! You couldnt create a better character than Jeff!!!

  • @dylanbelven7137
    @dylanbelven7137 4 года назад +8

    Lmfaooooo those were the days Wendy and Jeff the drunk Lnfao i fell off the bed wtf they talking about

  • @67Pepper
    @67Pepper 8 месяцев назад +2

    Artie does Jeff the drunk better than Jeff the drunk, hilarious.

  • @dylanbelven7137
    @dylanbelven7137 4 года назад +4

    Hahahaha Artie made me cry !!!!! Omg rofl and Howard didn’t help me Jesus u guys r fuxking halarious hahahha

  • @fcove5453
    @fcove5453 Год назад +3

    Her name was plaintiff

  • @andym8557
    @andym8557 4 года назад +14

    Howard goofing on Imus was the greatest, but he totally doesnt understand anything outside of Manhattan

  • @lawrencedamatin5120
    @lawrencedamatin5120 2 года назад +5

    Is jeff still alive if he os its a testiment to the human body

  • @graffProdigy
    @graffProdigy 3 года назад +8

    OMG Jeff as a sports announcer would be genius!

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 2 года назад

      ‘Glug glug glug’ He made a touchdown…. B itch! NICE!!! ‘click click’

    • @0tt0z
      @0tt0z Год назад

      Almost like Harry Carey near the end of his career. He can call Cubs games.

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Год назад

      @@0tt0z HEY…. YOU KNOW WHAT? That was a home run he just threw! Nice! Click click.

    • @0tt0z
      @0tt0z Год назад

      @@jastrapper190 Sammy Sosa was a stupid bitch..nice.

  • @kikieaddy2576
    @kikieaddy2576 2 года назад +2

    The MALE’ stripper’s @ my bachelorette’s party had a cowboy 🤠’s hat with NO CLOTHES GOOD WORK 🏆🏆🏆👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽‼️

  • @DABA2024
    @DABA2024 Год назад +3

    Who can blame Jeff? He cries and Artie gives him thousands of dollars worth of Yankee tickets.

  • @The101Point1
    @The101Point1 2 года назад +2

    9:50 Memet I'm a cowboy

  • @Hamilton-bm4qj
    @Hamilton-bm4qj 3 месяца назад

    I worked at treatment center. Guys like Jeff who can always find a reason why they are unable to improve their life are so frustrating.

  • @psfanboy79
    @psfanboy79 4 года назад +4

    If jeff were my dad things woulda been different.

  • @skyflakesq8054
    @skyflakesq8054 10 месяцев назад +3

    Lot fees collected by Jim Lahey

  • @brittanygarrison8030
    @brittanygarrison8030 4 года назад +5

    Artie who? No one works here except me and my cousin.

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +3

      Alright I'm gonna try to beat this thing today, I should be in there tomorrow morning...

  • @staceyluba3026
    @staceyluba3026 10 месяцев назад

    Arties impression of Jeff also sounds like bill Cosby 😂

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule 2 года назад +2

    Artie's now been around long enough that he's been both deified and denigrated ... but holy-crap he's on "Fiaaaaaah!" here.

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic 4 года назад +2

    Jeff is like a baby. He drinks from a bottle, can’t wipe his ass and can barely walk.

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 4 года назад

    “When I look out the window, I don’t see any houses.“ yeah, that’s because it’s a fucking trailer park.

  • @Nassuklovni
    @Nassuklovni 3 года назад +1

    Howard used a cowboy hat, in his own movie.

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 4 года назад +3

    @6:28 BS, there's no way in hell Jeff worked in an office for 2-3 years......he wouldn't last 2-3 month's lol.

    • @fcove5453
      @fcove5453 2 года назад

      @Maciej WrOtEk it says don't drink and drive

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 2 года назад +12

    Man Jeff got destroyed 🤣

  • @tomfedarick7042
    @tomfedarick7042 3 года назад +2

    03/13/2021

  • @jastrapper190
    @jastrapper190 2 года назад +1

    I WIPE MY A SS!! I WIPE MY A SS… DUDE… WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME!?! WHY ARE YOU ALL MAKING ME FEEL… SECOND BEST!

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад +5

    These tapes are the only proof of Howard being funny

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      Are the the funny one at the salvage yard?

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 Год назад

    2:35 lmao!!!!!

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 4 года назад +1

    28:19

  • @gregc33487
    @gregc33487 5 месяцев назад

    17:57

  • @rmartin7558
    @rmartin7558 3 года назад +6

    Artie does a great Bill Cosby.

  • @officialrivv
    @officialrivv 4 года назад

    @5:14 😭😂😂

  • @everettmillette2567
    @everettmillette2567 4 года назад +5

    Jeff is a sweet guy actually

    • @flatlineoptimism2600
      @flatlineoptimism2600 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he really is a scumbag.

    • @bonethugsfiend
      @bonethugsfiend 4 года назад +4

      @Jade M I'll second that.

    • @psfanboy79
      @psfanboy79 4 года назад +4

      Hes living garbage

    • @GonzoShitcock
      @GonzoShitcock 2 года назад

      No he isn't...he's a fucking ungrateful moocher who complains a lot...

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      He is a vile piece of shit user.

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 8 месяцев назад

    Sounds like Jeff took a crack at this “working” thing, and it didn’t take. It Happens

  • @kingforaday721
    @kingforaday721 5 месяцев назад

    10:35

  • @Mikem-mq2hh
    @Mikem-mq2hh Год назад +1

    man i miss that drop of that chick gettin nailed.

  • @nikolaimanning9670
    @nikolaimanning9670 Год назад

    😮

  • @williamborgeson7172
    @williamborgeson7172 10 месяцев назад

    I wonder if he ripped weed and cigs inside Mom's trailer? Or did he have to wait til she died?

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh Год назад +1

    i refuse to listen to jeff the drunk unless artie was there too.

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 4 года назад +2

    Archie and Edith Stunker. And it’s ironic that the theme to ”All in the Family” was about harkening back to the good ole’ days when everyone pulled their own weight, stood on their own two feet, and didn’t need welfare. 😂

  • @TheMightycfc
    @TheMightycfc 4 года назад

    Anybody find that clip where Jeff gets to go to a hotel for a Artie show and he acts like a dick screaming shit in the middle of the night

  • @richardcornell7290
    @richardcornell7290 2 года назад +1

    Yankee Doodle Do.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 4 года назад

    i wonder where Jeff the Drunk is now?
    is he dead, too??

    • @cmcb09
      @cmcb09 4 года назад +2

      Alive and well for $75 you can buy a greeting from him on Cameo

    • @user-gp8tp1di4h
      @user-gp8tp1di4h 3 года назад +3

      @@cmcb09 I wonder how much he makes a month from that. If he was smart he’d cut the price to like 10-20 bucks.

  • @raybanvleet
    @raybanvleet 4 года назад +15

    No artie...... weak stern show

  • @tomfrench8191
    @tomfrench8191 2 года назад +8

    Like Robin has a more impressive job. A sit in. On a comic reel

    • @PeterpanSyndrome_
      @PeterpanSyndrome_ Год назад +2

      Thank you lord for saying this. She is just a live Laugh Track. Never says anything funny.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      Guys, you spend your whole life sitting around listening to talk radio. Robin gets paid millions to actually do it. Stop whining and try to become half as successful as her. Bitching in the comments ain't gonna do it 😂

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol Год назад

      Robin got paid millions to be a shield for a phony hooked nosed geeky pelican.

  • @RussianOldSpice
    @RussianOldSpice 2 года назад

    Yabba Dabba Doo

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 4 года назад +2

    Jeff the victim

  • @Buxtonphil
    @Buxtonphil 3 года назад

    I believe this was the day before 9/11

  • @viper5559
    @viper5559 Год назад

    Artie was no.better than him haha

  • @lorimaloney6186
    @lorimaloney6186 4 года назад +1

    Bitch

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 9 месяцев назад

    Whine Stoned Cowboy

  • @foreignmilk
    @foreignmilk 4 года назад +1

    1st

  • @kevinlanders2499
    @kevinlanders2499 4 года назад

    Play video not audio! Fu#gin Lame!

  • @thefly869
    @thefly869 4 года назад +1

    I hate Jeff the Drunk. Won’t be sad when he dies.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад +1

      It is demented to take the time to write this comment. Under the picture of a baby no less. You need help.

  • @kirkcinnamon8467
    @kirkcinnamon8467 2 года назад +1

    Dee-Eer-Derr-Err