Jeff the Drunk's Resume and Trailer

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июл 2020
  • A couple Jeff the Drunk calls where they discuss various aspects of his drunken life. 2004
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  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 4 года назад +118

    I loved Artie's impression of Jeff.

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 2 года назад +14

      I actually LAUGH OUT LOUD, LOL 😂

    • @honestreviewer7788
      @honestreviewer7788 2 года назад +8

      I like that it's the exact same one he does for Blue Iris. Good stuff. Click click

    • @tmack11
      @tmack11 Год назад +8

      Smoke a Doobie Debbie

    • @jonnyjibjob6519
      @jonnyjibjob6519 Год назад +6

      Perfect lol he does king of all blacks just as good lol

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 Год назад +5

      “ *I fAxEd MySeLf tO BeLiZe* “ 🤠🫧🍺

  • @jenniferramos2846
    @jenniferramos2846 Год назад +35

    Omg Arties impression of Jeff supply the best laughs for me!! Hysterical!!!

  • @trishwolfe4848
    @trishwolfe4848 4 года назад +74

    Artie brought out the best in jeff

  • @phillipnelson2144
    @phillipnelson2144 3 года назад +36

    6:30 I accidentally stapled my hand to line 17. WHO KNOWS HOW TO WORK A STAPLER! I WAS NEVER TRAINED!

    • @GonzoShitcock
      @GonzoShitcock 3 года назад +10

      I faxed myself...😂😂😂😂

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +6

      WhY DoN't YoU PeOpLE CaRe AbOuT Me?!

  • @scottydont5034
    @scottydont5034 Год назад +23

    Jeff you haven't had 2 full baths in 20 years...had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dsc5085
      @dsc5085 Год назад

      For a good reason, he has too much pride as a man to have someone help him with his bath.

  • @esmoshure1617
    @esmoshure1617 4 года назад +13

    "It''s my job to plug in the house every morning"

  • @MisterNiceGuy188
    @MisterNiceGuy188 4 года назад +13

    Love it! Give us all the Jeff you have. Thank you!

  • @acertainshape
    @acertainshape 4 года назад +72

    Jeff is my role model.

    • @screechweiner2921
      @screechweiner2921 4 года назад +33

      aim for the stars. or the cornfield.

    • @kevinkush6338
      @kevinkush6338 4 года назад +7

      The only time Jeff is a role model is when he falls and can’t get up

    • @jaymacdonnell4730
      @jaymacdonnell4730 4 года назад +1

      Him and Abraham Lincoln

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 4 года назад +3

      Hot damn ‼️

    • @EthosF4ded
      @EthosF4ded 4 года назад +4

      Good thing about that is you'll never be disappointed.

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 4 года назад +26

    Jeff: 2 Full Baths
    Artie: you haven't taken 2 full baths in a year 😂

  • @upsidedownflapjack
    @upsidedownflapjack 4 года назад +13

    Picture Jeff's resume being nothing but 100 stamp prints that say, "PAID".

  • @Saintjohnstreetskate
    @Saintjohnstreetskate 2 года назад +10

    “It’s my job to unplug the house every night” LOL

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone Год назад +7

    I love that Deidre/Imus bit 🤣

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Год назад +5

      Dear… I mean deer dur… I’m a fake Cowboy… on a steel horse I ride…

  • @audio-agenda7221
    @audio-agenda7221 4 года назад +5

    Jeff somehow disproves the theory of creation and evolution

  • @treboreimaj3274
    @treboreimaj3274 Год назад +5

    Aeries impression is hilarious

  • @robertraft
    @robertraft 4 года назад +44

    Now Howard is don Imus.

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 4 года назад +2

      Now that Imus is dead..

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 4 года назад +2

      Unfortunately Howard is the senior guy in radio now

    • @jgfunk
      @jgfunk 3 года назад +10

      Howard jumped the shark... I hate to say it, but it's true. He's a limousine liberal

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 3 года назад +1

      @@jgfunk I've always thought've him as more of a horse-whisperer. 🤔

  • @KeenelandMuscle
    @KeenelandMuscle 11 месяцев назад +7

    Best years of Stern The Artie years. Beetlejuice and Jeff the drunk are the best 2 whack pack member!!! This has me weak!!! Artie is the best!!

    • @trybebill7865
      @trybebill7865 9 месяцев назад +1

      a lot of people say that. i preferred the jackie, billy west years in the 90's.

  • @JasonFlorida
    @JasonFlorida 4 года назад +36

    Artie was the glue for that show

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 3 года назад +7

      (Shhhhhh! Don't say "glue" ... Beth might panic!)

    • @user-gp8tp1di4h
      @user-gp8tp1di4h 3 года назад +1

      In the earlier years he was the best

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 3 года назад +3

      @@mulemule Now that's good! Lol

    • @edub9930
      @edub9930 Год назад +2

      @@mulemule 😆

  • @Karemaker
    @Karemaker 4 года назад +54

    Artie in his prime. The SHOW in it's prime!

    • @anthonymartin9923
      @anthonymartin9923 3 года назад +1

      What song was Artie singing in the Jeff the Drunk voice? Lol

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +1

      I think it's called "Cowboys & Niggers" by Johnny Rebel

    • @rodneyalaking8241
      @rodneyalaking8241 3 года назад +1

      @@pyronite59 It may have been “The House Next Door to Me’s Been Bought by N words”. Also by Johnny Rebel, I think.

    • @SubZeRoy9
      @SubZeRoy9 3 года назад

      @@rodneyalaking8241 damn I gotta look up this Johnny rebel guy

  • @poopagore
    @poopagore 3 года назад +12

    "they got a non alcoholic who isn't a freak" hahaha

  • @matthewbutt2340
    @matthewbutt2340 Год назад +5

    These were the good old days when Artie was just taking pills!

  • @graffProdigy
    @graffProdigy 2 года назад +14

    I had a manager that was worst than Jeff, he would come in smelling like booze and would stay in the casino drinking after work... 😂 he couldn’t get home sometimes and he couldn’t make it to work sometimes. Guy was a mess.

    • @capri8225
      @capri8225 2 года назад

      Jeff's voice makes me wanna go poop. Plus it gives me erectile dysfunction

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream Год назад +6

      Sounds like the best manager u could have lol

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад +1

      Bro, worse and worst cannot be used interchangeably.

  • @dolemitefuthamucka
    @dolemitefuthamucka 3 года назад +18

    hilarious hearing howard talk about Imus and his wife. beth is now a co star on howie's bunker show.

  • @dylanbelven7137
    @dylanbelven7137 4 года назад +8

    Lmfaooooo those were the days Wendy and Jeff the drunk Lnfao i fell off the bed wtf they talking about

  • @andym8557
    @andym8557 3 года назад +12

    Howard goofing on Imus was the greatest, but he totally doesnt understand anything outside of Manhattan

  • @thedragonzord_
    @thedragonzord_ 4 года назад +4

    More Jeff!

  • @dylanbelven7137
    @dylanbelven7137 4 года назад +4

    Hahahaha Artie made me cry !!!!! Omg rofl and Howard didn’t help me Jesus u guys r fuxking halarious hahahha

  • @melissasecore958
    @melissasecore958 3 года назад +5

    I lived in the same town as Jeff and worked at tax and finance I played pool with jeff at the bar hes different off the air

  • @KeenelandMuscle
    @KeenelandMuscle 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol I only had too check line 17!!! You couldnt create a better character than Jeff!!!

  • @fcove5453
    @fcove5453 Год назад +2

    Her name was plaintiff

  • @psfanboy79
    @psfanboy79 4 года назад +4

    If jeff were my dad things woulda been different.

  • @staceyluba3026
    @staceyluba3026 4 месяца назад

    Arties impression of Jeff also sounds like bill Cosby 😂

  • @graffProdigy
    @graffProdigy 2 года назад +7

    OMG Jeff as a sports announcer would be genius!

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Год назад

      ‘Glug glug glug’ He made a touchdown…. B itch! NICE!!! ‘click click’

    • @0tt0z
      @0tt0z Год назад

      Almost like Harry Carey near the end of his career. He can call Cubs games.

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Год назад

      @@0tt0z HEY…. YOU KNOW WHAT? That was a home run he just threw! Nice! Click click.

    • @0tt0z
      @0tt0z Год назад

      @@jastrapper190 Sammy Sosa was a stupid bitch..nice.

  • @lawrencedamatin5120
    @lawrencedamatin5120 Год назад +4

    Is jeff still alive if he os its a testiment to the human body

  • @DABA2024
    @DABA2024 Год назад +2

    Who can blame Jeff? He cries and Artie gives him thousands of dollars worth of Yankee tickets.

  • @kikieaddy2576
    @kikieaddy2576 2 года назад +2

    The MALE’ stripper’s @ my bachelorette’s party had a cowboy 🤠’s hat with NO CLOTHES GOOD WORK 🏆🏆🏆👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽‼️

  • @Nassuklovni
    @Nassuklovni 3 года назад +1

    Howard used a cowboy hat, in his own movie.

  • @brittanygarrison8030
    @brittanygarrison8030 4 года назад +4

    Artie who? No one works here except me and my cousin.

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 года назад +2

      Alright I'm gonna try to beat this thing today, I should be in there tomorrow morning...

  • @The101Point1
    @The101Point1 Год назад +1

    9:50 Memet I'm a cowboy

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic 3 года назад +2

    Jeff is like a baby. He drinks from a bottle, can’t wipe his ass and can barely walk.

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 2 года назад +11

    Man Jeff got destroyed 🤣

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule Год назад +2

    Artie's now been around long enough that he's been both deified and denigrated ... but holy-crap he's on "Fiaaaaaah!" here.

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 4 года назад

    “When I look out the window, I don’t see any houses.“ yeah, that’s because it’s a fucking trailer park.

  • @jastrapper190
    @jastrapper190 Год назад +1

    I WIPE MY A SS!! I WIPE MY A SS… DUDE… WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME!?! WHY ARE YOU ALL MAKING ME FEEL… SECOND BEST!

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 3 месяца назад

    Sounds like Jeff took a crack at this “working” thing, and it didn’t take. It Happens

  • @tomfedarick7042
    @tomfedarick7042 3 года назад +2

    03/13/2021

  • @officialrivv
    @officialrivv 3 года назад

    @5:14 😭😂😂

  • @rmartin7558
    @rmartin7558 3 года назад +6

    Artie does a great Bill Cosby.

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад +5

    These tapes are the only proof of Howard being funny

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      Are the the funny one at the salvage yard?

  • @Mikem-mq2hh
    @Mikem-mq2hh Год назад +1

    man i miss that drop of that chick gettin nailed.

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 Год назад

    2:35 lmao!!!!!

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 4 года назад +1

    28:19

  • @67Pepper
    @67Pepper 2 месяца назад

    Artie does Jeff the drunk better than Jeff the drunk, hilarious.

  • @williamborgeson7172
    @williamborgeson7172 5 месяцев назад

    I wonder if he ripped weed and cigs inside Mom's trailer? Or did he have to wait til she died?

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 3 года назад +2

    Archie and Edith Stunker. And it’s ironic that the theme to ”All in the Family” was about harkening back to the good ole’ days when everyone pulled their own weight, stood on their own two feet, and didn’t need welfare. 😂

  • @everettmillette2567
    @everettmillette2567 4 года назад +5

    Jeff is a sweet guy actually

    • @flatlineoptimism2600
      @flatlineoptimism2600 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he really is a scumbag.

    • @bonethugsfiend
      @bonethugsfiend 4 года назад +4

      @Jade M I'll second that.

    • @psfanboy79
      @psfanboy79 4 года назад +4

      Hes living garbage

    • @GonzoShitcock
      @GonzoShitcock 2 года назад

      No he isn't...he's a fucking ungrateful moocher who complains a lot...

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      He is a vile piece of shit user.

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 3 года назад +2

    @6:28 BS, there's no way in hell Jeff worked in an office for 2-3 years......he wouldn't last 2-3 month's lol.

    • @fcove5453
      @fcove5453 Год назад

      @Maciej WrOtEk it says don't drink and drive

  • @skyflakesq8054
    @skyflakesq8054 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lot fees collected by Jim Lahey

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh Год назад +1

    i refuse to listen to jeff the drunk unless artie was there too.

  • @TheMightycfc
    @TheMightycfc 4 года назад

    Anybody find that clip where Jeff gets to go to a hotel for a Artie show and he acts like a dick screaming shit in the middle of the night

  • @nikolaimanning9670
    @nikolaimanning9670 11 месяцев назад

    😮

  • @gregc33487
    @gregc33487 2 дня назад

    17:57

  • @RussianOldSpice
    @RussianOldSpice Год назад

    Yabba Dabba Doo

  • @richardcornell7290
    @richardcornell7290 Год назад +1

    Yankee Doodle Do.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 3 года назад

    i wonder where Jeff the Drunk is now?
    is he dead, too??

    • @cmcb09
      @cmcb09 3 года назад +2

      Alive and well for $75 you can buy a greeting from him on Cameo

    • @user-gp8tp1di4h
      @user-gp8tp1di4h 3 года назад +3

      @@cmcb09 I wonder how much he makes a month from that. If he was smart he’d cut the price to like 10-20 bucks.

  • @Buxtonphil
    @Buxtonphil 3 года назад

    I believe this was the day before 9/11

  • @raybanvleet
    @raybanvleet 4 года назад +11

    No artie...... weak stern show

  • @tomfrench8191
    @tomfrench8191 Год назад +7

    Like Robin has a more impressive job. A sit in. On a comic reel

    • @PeterpanSyndrome_
      @PeterpanSyndrome_ Год назад +2

      Thank you lord for saying this. She is just a live Laugh Track. Never says anything funny.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      Guys, you spend your whole life sitting around listening to talk radio. Robin gets paid millions to actually do it. Stop whining and try to become half as successful as her. Bitching in the comments ain't gonna do it 😂

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol 7 месяцев назад

      Robin got paid millions to be a shield for a phony hooked nosed geeky pelican.

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 3 года назад +2

    Jeff the victim

  • @lorimaloney6186
    @lorimaloney6186 3 года назад +1

    Bitch

  • @viper5559
    @viper5559 Год назад

    Artie was no.better than him haha

  • @foreignmilk5589
    @foreignmilk5589 4 года назад +1

    1st

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 3 месяца назад

    Whine Stoned Cowboy

  • @kevinlanders2499
    @kevinlanders2499 3 года назад

    Play video not audio! Fu#gin Lame!

  • @thefly869
    @thefly869 4 года назад +1

    I hate Jeff the Drunk. Won’t be sad when he dies.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Год назад

      It is demented to take the time to write this comment. Under the picture of a baby no less. You need help.

  • @kirkcinnamon8467
    @kirkcinnamon8467 Год назад +1

    Dee-Eer-Derr-Err