The brothers predicted the future again. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago took its rockhopper penguins around to check out the other animals during the 2020 lockdown. The beluga whales thought they were fascinating.
i remember this zoo trip where a goose was walking around with us looking at the animals same as everyone then at the end everyone went out to the parking lot and he started looking around for his car too, before going like "oh wait, I flew here" and taking off.
4:27 - I like that Griffin backtracks to add just a little realism to this scenario. The penguin's still communicating with him but not actually talking. I would pick a baby cheetah, vastly overestimating its similarities to a housecat.
I’d take a lynx. I’d imagine they’re just bigger and probably angrier house cats. I want a cat that’s the size of a medium dog. I would imagine I’d need to keep a 44-60lb lynx in a separate room from my 13lb tabby cat though.. Lest there be territorial aggression.. But I have a cat tree and some jingly mice and a butterfly on a string and whatever. I’ve had cats all my life, I could handle a lynx alright, no problem, probably.
Oooh I’d check out a red panda, hands down. I’d research the hell out of how to care for it for a while. I know it’s got sharp claws and teeth, but I’d die for the cute little guy
the "i didnt know you were a fan of eugenics" is so fucking funny to me its such a sibling™ thing to do, reminds me of how me and my little sister talk
speaking of, fish are so picky abt their conditions and you would need a huge tank, imo thats like the worst one discounting the ones that will literally kill you. fennec fox is better but their piss smells like skunk spray and they are just generally rank. i would say just get a small tortoise and then lock it in the bathroom with a cat tower and throw it like lettuce and cut up hotdogs. its only for a week right? your floor and door will be scratched to hell but that would happen no matter what you pick.
how about a non venomous snake? keep it in a box with a bowl of water and something to hide under, it probably doesn't need to eat for a week, you would probably need a way to regulate temperature tho
Also, what kind of zoo has fish? Discounting fish care, which, holy shit so much more effort than people think, where are these guys getting this fish?
I feel like I would want a horse or deer or antelope or something, she can live in the backyard during the day and sleep on the porch at night to be safe
lol I went to zoo camp as a kid and the peacocks and guinea fowl are actually there so if foxes or coyotes go in they'll eat them instead of the animals in exhibits
The brothers predicted the future again. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago took its rockhopper penguins around to check out the other animals during the 2020 lockdown. The beluga whales thought they were fascinating.
9:54 I like how Griffin realized that nothing is effective against a hippo, so he gave Justin his fish back instead
"a biiiird, like a peeigeon"
“a lot of zooos that let their peaCOCKS just wander around” i love how griffin says words
i remember this zoo trip where a goose was walking around with us looking at the animals same as everyone
then at the end everyone went out to the parking lot and he started looking around for his car too, before going like "oh wait, I flew here" and taking off.
Go big or go home, I'm taking an elephant. They're super smart and I love them.
honestly I'd probably go for like a capybara or something. they seem chill
4:27 - I like that Griffin backtracks to add just a little realism to this scenario. The penguin's still communicating with him but not actually talking.
I would pick a baby cheetah, vastly overestimating its similarities to a housecat.
I wish I had a cool little nephew whose feet made a floppy sound when he walks
The book Griffin read about penguin ownership was either about Mr. Popper, or Iceburg Slim.
This clip hits different when you’re a zookeeper
I completely agree with Griffin’s zoo-library idea
@8:25 Did Justin forget the word "primate"?
the eugenics cut by travis to justin is legendary and justins answer is top level
im the person who knows more about animals than them that saddles up but only in youtube comments, where they'll never see it, like a polite person.
are you Jeff Corwin
I’m sure you know a lot of entry level fun facts, go off!
I’d take a lynx. I’d imagine they’re just bigger and probably angrier house cats. I want a cat that’s the size of a medium dog. I would imagine I’d need to keep a 44-60lb lynx in a separate room from my 13lb tabby cat though.. Lest there be territorial aggression.. But I have a cat tree and some jingly mice and a butterfly on a string and whatever. I’ve had cats all my life, I could handle a lynx alright, no problem, probably.
Oooh I’d check out a red panda, hands down. I’d research the hell out of how to care for it for a while. I know it’s got sharp claws and teeth, but I’d die for the cute little guy
a word like....primate? XD
How's they predict the penguin tours
I’d say take it back even if it’s just a normal squirrel or whatever. What if it has babies?
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only for a week if the zoo says you have to though
the "i didnt know you were a fan of eugenics" is so fucking funny to me
its such a sibling™ thing to do, reminds me of how me and my little sister talk
3:58 topical now during covid
The word you are looking for is Primate. It's a primate. Monkeys and Apes are both primates.
speaking of, fish are so picky abt their conditions and you would need a huge tank, imo thats like the worst one discounting the ones that will literally kill you. fennec fox is better but their piss smells like skunk spray and they are just generally rank. i would say just get a small tortoise and then lock it in the bathroom with a cat tower and throw it like lettuce and cut up hotdogs. its only for a week right? your floor and door will be scratched to hell but that would happen no matter what you pick.
so sorry but HOW do you know what fennec fox piss smells like
how about a non venomous snake? keep it in a box with a bowl of water and something to hide under, it probably doesn't need to eat for a week, you would probably need a way to regulate temperature tho
@@DeeDee-ye5qe ppl keep them about pets and talk about owning them
Also, what kind of zoo has fish? Discounting fish care, which, holy shit so much more effort than people think, where are these guys getting this fish?
@GlitchKing where do you live that you zoos don’t have aquariums?
If I had a nickel for every time Justin has said “you’ll never fuck with those don’t even trip” I would have 2 nickels.
I feel like I would want a horse or deer or antelope or something, she can live in the backyard during the day and sleep on the porch at night to be safe
is there a horse exhibit at a local zoo of yours im unaware of
@@IanZWhite00 I think they mean ungulates in general
The word is 'primate', Justin. There you go, primates.
lol I went to zoo camp as a kid and the peacocks and guinea fowl are actually there so if foxes or coyotes go in they'll eat them instead of the animals in exhibits
SO THEYRE TRIBUTE??? HOLY FUCK
"Simian"
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travis wants to bring back slavery
these boys have never heard the word"Simian" or "Primate" in their lives
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