[SANDY LESTER, sung] I know what's gonna happen I'll try to go to bed With fear of failure flapping Like a fruit bat in my head I'll sleep for half an hour The clock will ring at six I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks So I won't have any breakfast Maybe just a little tea Like when you have to go And get a colonoscopy Which incidentally isn't half As disconcerting or upsetting As going for a part you know There is no way that you are getting But anyway I'm heading Downtown for the audition Where everything I'm dreading Will be coming to fruition And here's what's gonna happen I'll walk in weak with hunger And there's a dozen girls Who look like me but ten years younger I'll go into the bathroom And I'll try to vocalize And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming" But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks She really sucks, she really, really, really blows And she's old, and she's lame And then someone calls my name And here's what happens I'll walk into the room The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb And everybody smiles They'll say its good to see ya But all I see is judges And they'll all look like Scalia And then a little banter as they look me up and down And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate I'll try to convince them that I'm charming And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around But I'm starting to unravel In my head I hear the gavel Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime Not young enough! Not thin enough! Not pretty enough! Not good enough! [SANDY LESTER, spoken] We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing [MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken] Sandy? [SANDY LESTER, sung] But wait no someone's asking So can we hear your voice? I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice? I nod at the pianist He's always wearing black He's always in a turtleneck With dandruff on his back No sooner do I get my note And open up my trap Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's Thumbs are all over his iPhone And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap She's a fake She's a phony She could never win a Tony I now live in a place I know quite well I've left the world, and I've entered hell I'm this far away from a fainting spell But just before I die I finish a song Which I oversell Somebody says thanks And wishes me well The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell Stuffing my face with meat I'm trying to take it slowly I'm trying to be my best I'm trying to be more holy Less bitter and depressed I'm reading Eckhart Tolle He makes a lot of sense I bought a Buddhist bowl He says he it helps you be less tense It doesn't do a thing for me I sit there on the floor I watch a vivid sequence Of humiliating instances from my past go by And think what kind of masochist Keeps coming back for more When she knows what's gonna happen 'Cuz it never doesn't happen 'Cuz it always, always [MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken] Sandy? Sandy! [SANDY LESTER, spoken] Michael? [SANDY LESTER, sung] No! I know what's gonna happen Don't tell me that I don't And don't say that I'll rise to The occasion 'cuz I won't And don't say I've got talent And don't say I've got heart And don't say that I'm clever 'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart I'm smart enough to know That I'm too stupid to admit You can't survive a diet That consists of eating sh*t The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags And say "that's it!" You know what's gonna happen I know what's gonna happen Here's what's gonna happen I quit! I quit! I quit!
I don't like Tootsie (the movie or the musical) at all, but I love this song. Why? Because it tells you everything that's wrong with Broadway auditions these days, from a realistic perspective. It's a rollercoaster of emotions that more often than not ends with crushed dreams simply because the standards are set too high for most people (especially women) to follow.
@@youknow2145 i know i am 3 months late but you can listen if you want to, dont let other peoples view of the musical get to you thinking hey this thing sucks without actually knowing the context, personally i think its fine.
Hey we get introduced to different things in different ways. I know this is a joke, but in all seriousness, due to Spinel's VA being the singer and Spinel's overall personality, it just works.
I just realized that she’s not just insecure and anxious about her audition, she’s also anxious *about* being insecure - she actively dreads *hero own* negative self-talk.
I was so happy to see this on Broadway. It was like half the time the audience was laughing, but then we were holding our breath to not miss any of her performance.
After all these years, I've finally found a song that describes anxiety literally perfectly. This song feels like what I feel like in school if I do something slightly embarrassing or out of line, except nobody cares. But I do :)
[LYRICS] I know what's gonna happen I'll try to go to bed With fear of failure flapping Like a fruit bat in my head I'll sleep for half an hour The clock will ring at six I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks So I won't have any breakfast Maybe just a little tea Like when you have to go And get a colonoscopy Which incidentally isn't half As disconcerting or upsetting As going for a part you know There is no way that you are getting But anyway I'm heading Downtown for the audition Where everything I'm dreading Will be coming to fruition And here's what's gonna happen I'll walk in weak with hunger And there's a dozen girls Who look like me but ten years younger I'll go into the bathroom And I'll try to vocalize And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming" But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks She really sucks, she really, really, really blows And she's old, and she's lame And then someone calls my name And here's what happens I'll walk into the room The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb And everybody smiles They'll say its good to see ya But all I see is judges And they'll all look like Scalia And then a little banter as they look me up and down And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate I'll try to convince them that I'm charming And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around But I'm starting to unravel In my head I hear the gavel Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime Not young enough! Not thin enough! Not pretty enough! Not good enough! We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing Sandy? But wait no someone's asking So can we hear your voice? I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice? I nod at the pianist He's always wearing black He's always in a turtleneck With dandruff on his back No sooner do I get my note And open up my trap Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's Thumbs are all over his iPhone And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap She's a fake She's a phony She could never win a Tony I now live in a place I know quite well I've left the world, and I've entered hell I'm this far away from a fainting spell But just before I die I finish a song Which I oversell Somebody says thanks And wishes me well The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell Stuffing my face with meat I'm trying to take it slowly I'm trying to be my best I'm trying to be more holy Less bitter and depressed I'm reading Eckhart Tolle He makes a lot of sense I bought a Buddhist bowl He says he it helps you be less tense It doesn't do a thing for me I sit there on the floor I watch a vivid sequence Of humiliating instances from my past go by And think what kind of masochist Keeps coming back for more When she knows what's gonna happen 'Cuz it never doesn't happen 'Cuz it always, always Sandy? Sandy! Michael? No! I know what's gonna happen Don't tell me that I don't And don't say that I'll rise to The occasion 'cuz I won't And don't say I've got talent And don't say I've got heart And don't say that I'm clever 'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart I'm smart enough to know That I'm too stupid to admit You can't survive a diet That consists of eating shit The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags And say "that's it!" You know what's gonna happen I know what's gonna happen Here's what's gonna happen I quit! I quit! I quit!
I have never worked in showbiz, but I was unemployed for 18 consecutive months (not counting brief stints of temp, low-wage work) back during the peak of the Great Recession, including the year 2011, and this song totally reminds me of all those applications and interviews. The good news is that I am now in the best job of my career so far, and things have gotten so much better. Ironically, I suppose I started doing better at interviews when I actually accepted that "I knew what was gonna happen", and didn't worry about getting the job anymore, just tried to have fun in the interviews. :)
You already know what I came from Jk, jk. I found this in my recommended not knowing what it was but instantly knowing at 0:01 (edit 2021: idk why i didnt make it apparent but i wrote this a whileee back and implied that i came from spinel and i didnt need to state the context exactly at that time since spinel was my pfp back then, so i thought since i didnt rlky need to that much at the time i didnt have to. idky i didnt rlly think that thru, i knew i would change pfps sometime, but just clearing things up some :) )
I saw an animation for the last minute or so, came here and realized that it is, in fact, Sarah Stiles singing the song!! I'm not as crazy as I thought I was. lol
I know what's gonna happen I'll try to go to bed With fear of failure flapping Like a fruit bat in my head I'll sleep for half an hour The clock will ring at six I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks So I won't have any breakfast Maybe just a little tea Like when you have to go And get a colonoscopy Which incidentally isn't half As disconcerting or upsetting As going for a part you know There is no way that you are getting But anyway I'm heading Downtown for the audition Where everything I'm dreading Will be coming to fruition And here's what's gonna happen I'll walk in weak with hunger And there's a dozen girls Who look like me but ten years younger I'll go into the bathroom And I'll try to vocalize And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming" But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks She really sucks, she really, really, really blows And she's old, and she's lame And then someone calls my name And here's what happens I'll walk into the room The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb And everybody smiles They'll say its good to see ya But all I see is judges And they'll all look like Scalia And then a little banter as they look me up and down And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate I'll try to convince them that I'm charming And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around But I'm starting to unravel In my head I hear the gavel Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime Not young enough! Not thin enough! Not pretty enough! Not good enough! [SANDY LESTER, spoken] We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing [MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken] Sandy? [SANDY LESTER, sung] But wait no someone's asking So can we hear your voice? I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice? I nod at the pianist He's always wearing black He's always in a turtleneck With dandruff on his back No sooner do I get my note And open up my trap Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's Thumbs are all over his iPhone And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap She's a fake She's a phony She could never win a Tony I now live in a place I know quite well I've left the world, and I've entered hell I'm this far away from a fainting spell But just before I die I finish a song Which I oversell Somebody says thanks And wishes me well The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell Stuffing my face with meat I'm trying to take it slowly I'm trying to be my best I'm trying to be more holy Less bitter and depressed I'm reading Eckhart Tolle He makes a lot of sense I bought a Buddhist bowl He says he it helps you be less tense It doesn't do a thing for me I sit there on the floor I watch a vivid sequence Of humiliating instances from my past go by And think what kind of masochist Keeps coming back for more When she knows what's gonna happen 'Cuz it never doesn't happen 'Cuz it always, always [MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken] Sandy? Sandy! [SANDY LESTER, spoken] Michael? [SANDY LESTER, sung] No! I know what's gonna happen Don't tell me that I don't And don't say that I'll rise to The occasion 'cuz I won't And don't say I've got talent And don't say I've got heart And don't say that I'm clever 'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart I'm smart enough to know That I'm too stupid to admit You can't survive a diet That consists of eating shit The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags And say "that's it!" You know what's gonna happen I know what's gonna happen Here's what's gonna happen I quit! I quit! I quit!
@@dankerdown Nah, I think the reprise is more like that. "You're gonna stand me up and I'll be staring at the phone! Sitting there all dismal and pathetic and alone And feeling just about as welcome and as wanted as a KIDNEY STONE!"
I don’t get how people see spinel, It’s the same actress but she sounds different. I love this and I’m grateful for the person on Instagram who animated their character singing this cuz I love this song
@Ana Generelli The clock will ring at six I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks So I won't have any breakfast Maybe just a little tea Like when you have to go And get a colonoscopy Which incidentally isn't half As disconcerting or upsetting As going for a part you know There is no way that you are getting
@@typicalwoman759 And here's what's gonna happen I'll walk in weak with hunger And there's a dozen girls Who look like me but ten years younger I'll go into the bathroom And I'll try to vocalize And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming" But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks She really sucks, she really, really, really blows And she's old, and she's lame And then someone calls my name
Spinel is a gemstone with a hardness of 7.5-8. It comes in many colors such as pink, black, and its rarest variation, blue. It's especially popular for heart-shaped necklaces.
Quick question: why can I remember every word of this song from when I was obsessed with spinel in September but I can’t remember my English project from yesterday?????????
@@CJCroen1393 I genuinely wonder, considering that I've seen the movie a good few times. H o w Genuinely how, I don't understand at all, how does this suit Spinel in any way?
I don't really know and I'm not the smartest person but, I think it might be because of some of the lyrics and the voice in general. A few good examples of lyrics would be 'I''ll try to convince them that I'm charming and I'm clever and I'm fun to have around' and 'not good enough, not pretty enough, not good enough!' a few other parts too. Maybe the overall tone of the song too. But then again everyone had their own thoughts and opinions.
Me: * singing this in the car * My friends: ...You can relate to that you anxious, depressed, touch deprived, tense, sleep deprived child. My best friend: You also overwork your ass until you pass out. Me: But...why you gotta call me out like that..? This is a true story lmao
isn't it ironic how she's singing about how she's scared of singing badly, but she's doing so good while singing about it?
Boo remember me B)
Musical Theater in a single sentence.
The FBI wants to know your location
I think that’s the point
😭
Sarah Stiles is really good at breaking down.
Perhaps she acts from what she knows all too well...
Playlist creator I would be a good Sarah Stiles then haha...
@@Nowh2077 Oh then same for me
OoF
Shed make a good Trina.
Sarah sure does have Stile
ayYYYY
You're the best person ever
@@otakunata8120 why thank you!
@@demolisherinfinite8606 You're welcome!
Demolisher Infinite yes
thank god for SU for indirectly introducing me to this fucking fantastic song
(and potentially the entire musical i haven't listened to the rest yet)
Omg mee tooo
Same
Go see it! I was there a few weeks ago and it was the best one I've seen so far :o
I found it from yellow-by's video
Yeah
Ah yes
Anxiety, the Song
Lol
ah now wheres its counterpart depression?
Her voice is... Indescribable
I feel this
Spinel....
The song belongs to her character
And its her voice actor
Spinel.
I can describe it: coked up gremlin with a choatic neutral alignment seeing a tarantula and the ensuing screeches; in the best possible way
depressed thoughts please stop bringing up spinel I beg of you
"I'm smart enough to know that I'm too stupid to admit" felt that lol
[SANDY LESTER, sung]
I know what's gonna happen
I'll try to go to bed
With fear of failure flapping
Like a fruit bat in my head
I'll sleep for half an hour
The clock will ring at six
I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
So I won't have any breakfast
Maybe just a little tea
Like when you have to go
And get a colonoscopy
Which incidentally isn't half
As disconcerting or upsetting
As going for a part you know
There is no way that you are getting
But anyway I'm heading
Downtown for the audition
Where everything I'm dreading
Will be coming to fruition
And here's what's gonna happen
I'll walk in weak with hunger
And there's a dozen girls
Who look like me but ten years younger
I'll go into the bathroom
And I'll try to vocalize
And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
And she's old, and she's lame
And then someone calls my name
And here's what happens
I'll walk into the room
The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
And everybody smiles
They'll say its good to see ya
But all I see is judges
And they'll all look like Scalia
And then a little banter as they look me up and down
And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
I'll try to convince them that I'm charming
And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around
But I'm starting to unravel
In my head I hear the gavel
Guilty!
They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
Guilty!
Of coming in and wasting all their time
Guilty!
Of almost every other showbiz crime
Not young enough!
Not thin enough!
Not pretty enough!
Not good enough!
[SANDY LESTER, spoken]
We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing
[MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken]
Sandy?
[SANDY LESTER, sung]
But wait no someone's asking
So can we hear your voice?
I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
I nod at the pianist
He's always wearing black
He's always in a turtleneck
With dandruff on his back
No sooner do I get my note
And open up my trap
Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's
Thumbs are all over his iPhone
And I know he's probably tweeting
LOL, This girl is crap
She's a fake
She's a phony
She could never win a Tony
I now live in a place I know quite well
I've left the world, and I've entered hell
I'm this far away from a fainting spell
But just before I die
I finish a song
Which I oversell
Somebody says thanks
And wishes me well
The next thing I know
I'm at Taco Bell
Stuffing my face with meat
I'm trying to take it slowly
I'm trying to be my best
I'm trying to be more holy
Less bitter and depressed
I'm reading Eckhart Tolle
He makes a lot of sense
I bought a Buddhist bowl
He says he it helps you be less tense
It doesn't do a thing for me
I sit there on the floor
I watch a vivid sequence
Of humiliating instances from my past go by
And think what kind of masochist
Keeps coming back for more
When she knows what's gonna happen
'Cuz it never doesn't happen
'Cuz it always, always
[MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken]
Sandy?
Sandy!
[SANDY LESTER, spoken]
Michael?
[SANDY LESTER, sung]
No! I know what's gonna happen
Don't tell me that I don't
And don't say that I'll rise to
The occasion 'cuz I won't
And don't say I've got talent
And don't say I've got heart
And don't say that I'm clever
'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart
I'm smart enough to know
That I'm too stupid to admit
You can't survive a diet
That consists of eating sh*t
The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags
And say "that's it!"
You know what's gonna happen
I know what's gonna happen
Here's what's gonna happen
I quit!
I quit!
I quit!
Just thanks you! A lot ^^
Thank you! If the video I’m making gets popular I’ll put you in the description for a shoutout
Chara _Is_Creative appreciate it And I know you will do a Wonderful Job with It 😎👍🏻
You really didn't have to write that because we could just google it but you already did sooooo ok? 👌
Thanks mate, I couldn't keep up with hearing it,
Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
J Troxler lol what does Slim Shady have to do with this?
jennaaqtpie it’s a joke my dude
Because she dissed herself
That's right I've heard this song over and over again
That's right I've watched the movie over and over again
playlist creator Gee, it’s swell to see people reference Other Friends.
Lol
@@elenagato61 🎶why did u break the chain man,why *DID* you break?🎶
@@trunks8508 Why Did You Make This Chain In-First-Place!🎶
This wins for the most relatable and anxious song I have ever heard.
I don't like Tootsie (the movie or the musical) at all, but I love this song. Why? Because it tells you everything that's wrong with Broadway auditions these days, from a realistic perspective. It's a rollercoaster of emotions that more often than not ends with crushed dreams simply because the standards are set too high for most people (especially women) to follow.
you know what's even funnier? this show was on broadway. broadway was showcasing their own criticism.
@@sylvie_loves_frogs4951 oh irony, my best friend
Exactly! A myriad of people coming together to make this production, and NOONE thinks to get the poor pianist some head&shouders?
wait is it a bad musical?? i was thinking on listening to it bc of this song but now idk, ee should i listen to it?? /genq
@@youknow2145 i know i am 3 months late but you can listen if you want to, dont let other peoples view of the musical get to you thinking hey this thing sucks without actually knowing the context, personally i think its fine.
Musical fans: *listens to song*
Steven universe fans: "sPinEL????
AriB Art welll I mean yes
lmao me
Hey we get introduced to different things in different ways. I know this is a joke, but in all seriousness, due to Spinel's VA being the singer and Spinel's overall personality, it just works.
But if is
Su fan here
I just realized that she’s not just insecure and anxious about her audition, she’s also anxious *about* being insecure - she actively dreads *hero own* negative self-talk.
1.75x for the musical representation of an anxiety attack
*sandy on crack*
Overthinking: the song.
Oh god. You right
my chest hurts after listening to that
Spinel with too much sugar in her system.
this song reminds me a lot of animaniacs for some reason
Same here
Probably because of how chaotic it is
Honestly? Yeah. I could totally see Dot singing this while venting to her brothers about auditions.
... It's all the Spinel ones isn't it comrade?
It does sound chaotic and cartoony
Im sorry i cant hear this without imagining spinel singing this
ember ashes That’s because this song is sang by Sarah Stiles, who also voice acts Spinel.
Ginnn Azi we know that :/
Plorbus A lot of people didn’t.
@@ginnnazi3599 i know that
Ginnn Azi then make your own comment don’t reply because you’re not gonna get noticed by the people who don’t know
Me:*A fan of musicals and SU*
Me:”It’s the best of both worlds!”
You get the besttttt of both worlds
Same lmao-
Panic attack: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 !
Panic! At The Theater
I was so happy to see this on Broadway. It was like half the time the audience was laughing, but then we were holding our breath to not miss any of her performance.
Sarah Stiles: *did/sing something*
SU Fans: omg is Spinel
My poor child bro-
Sarah Stiles has a great voice
Also I feel Spinel energy from the attitude of how she sings
Y’all realize she hurt her voice singing this song every night
Aw that's sad
Is this song really high for her?
@@trixxsaurus2386 I think it's because of the part near the end where she has to shout *"IT DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME!"*
Layla Eygabroad dedication ;-;
rose quartz tears will heal the crack in her voice
Pathfinder •TicciToby
Steven*
After all these years, I've finally found a song that describes anxiety literally perfectly. This song feels like what I feel like in school if I do something slightly embarrassing or out of line, except nobody cares. But I do :)
Pretty much everyone else: I came here from Steven Universe!
Me, who found a Danganronpa animatic: sweats nervously
i came here from a Shuichi animatic-
Yeah same-
same... and I don´t regret it
Same I came here from the Shuichi one
shuichi right? yeah, me too
As an aspiring actor, I can say with full surety: *_this is the most relatable song in this show._*
I can listen to Sarah’s voice for hours
[LYRICS]
I know what's gonna happen
I'll try to go to bed
With fear of failure flapping
Like a fruit bat in my head
I'll sleep for half an hour
The clock will ring at six
I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
So I won't have any breakfast
Maybe just a little tea
Like when you have to go
And get a colonoscopy
Which incidentally isn't half
As disconcerting or upsetting
As going for a part you know
There is no way that you are getting
But anyway I'm heading
Downtown for the audition
Where everything I'm dreading
Will be coming to fruition
And here's what's gonna happen
I'll walk in weak with hunger
And there's a dozen girls
Who look like me but ten years younger
I'll go into the bathroom
And I'll try to vocalize
And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
And she's old, and she's lame
And then someone calls my name
And here's what happens
I'll walk into the room
The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
And everybody smiles
They'll say its good to see ya
But all I see is judges
And they'll all look like Scalia
And then a little banter as they look me up and down
And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
I'll try to convince them that I'm charming
And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around
But I'm starting to unravel
In my head I hear the gavel
Guilty!
They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
Guilty!
Of coming in and wasting all their time
Guilty!
Of almost every other showbiz crime
Not young enough!
Not thin enough!
Not pretty enough!
Not good enough!
We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of
waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing
Sandy?
But wait no someone's asking
So can we hear your voice?
I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
I nod at the pianist
He's always wearing black
He's always in a turtleneck
With dandruff on his back
No sooner do I get my note
And open up my trap
Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's
Thumbs are all over his iPhone
And I know he's probably tweeting
LOL, This girl is crap
She's a fake
She's a phony
She could never win a Tony
I now live in a place I know quite well
I've left the world, and I've entered hell
I'm this far away from a fainting spell
But just before I die
I finish a song
Which I oversell
Somebody says thanks
And wishes me well
The next thing I know
I'm at Taco Bell
Stuffing my face with meat
I'm trying to take it slowly
I'm trying to be my best
I'm trying to be more holy
Less bitter and depressed
I'm reading Eckhart Tolle
He makes a lot of sense
I bought a Buddhist bowl
He says he it helps you be less tense
It doesn't do a thing for me
I sit there on the floor
I watch a vivid sequence
Of humiliating instances from my past go by
And think what kind of masochist
Keeps coming back for more
When she knows what's gonna happen
'Cuz it never doesn't happen
'Cuz it always, always
Sandy?
Sandy!
Michael?
No! I know what's gonna happen
Don't tell me that I don't
And don't say that I'll rise to
The occasion 'cuz I won't
And don't say I've got talent
And don't say I've got heart
And don't say that I'm clever
'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart
I'm smart enough to know
That I'm too stupid to admit
You can't survive a diet
That consists of eating shit
The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags
And say "that's it!"
You know what's gonna happen
I know what's gonna happen
Here's what's gonna happen
I quit!
I quit!
I quit!
This is mostly in character for Spinel.
And it's the voice actor which is kinda ironic
You probably knew already but eh lmao
@@v0idspamz636 *actress
Sarah's a girl
AND SUNG BY HER VOICE ACTOR TOO!
And she is played by the same person who is singing this song
Agreed
I came here as a Spinel fan,
and ended up a Spinel fan, who just so happens to now also be super into Sandy Lester, and Tootsie as a whole, too!
This is my actual thought process.
Same here pal.
Same, join the club
I have never worked in showbiz, but I was unemployed for 18 consecutive months (not counting brief stints of temp, low-wage work) back during the peak of the Great Recession, including the year 2011, and this song totally reminds me of all those applications and interviews.
The good news is that I am now in the best job of my career so far, and things have gotten so much better. Ironically, I suppose I started doing better at interviews when I actually accepted that "I knew what was gonna happen", and didn't worry about getting the job anymore, just tried to have fun in the interviews. :)
You already know what I came from
Jk, jk. I found this in my recommended not knowing what it was but instantly knowing at 0:01
(edit 2021: idk why i didnt make it apparent but i wrote this a whileee back and implied that i came from spinel and i didnt need to state the context exactly at that time since spinel was my pfp back then, so i thought since i didnt rlky need to that much at the time i didnt have to. idky i didnt rlly think that thru, i knew i would change pfps sometime, but just clearing things up some :) )
Same
Last time i saw one of your comments was 10 mins ago on a completely different video
@@00fxer2.0 yep I'm online lol
I saw an animation for the last minute or so, came here and realized that it is, in fact, Sarah Stiles singing the song!! I'm not as crazy as I thought I was. lol
Same but I'm at least as crazy as Sandy
THIS WOMAN IS ALSO THE VA OF MY PINK SAD ROCK??? OMG I LOVE HER
Now I cant stop imagine Spinel singing this
And me xd
*[I seriously cant stop imagining me singing this song-]*
Same
Hey spinel how's ur day with the diamond?
@@trunks8508 They keep wanting me to be "the new pink" and putting on her outfit on me but apart from that, they are really quite sweet!
@@spinel-hanginwithdadaimunz4030 glad to hear that😂
Sarah Stiles is my favorite actress, like she's so good at breaking down
I remember this song on a whim and it been searching for it for a few hours I'm so glad I found it 😊
I know what's gonna happen
I'll try to go to bed
With fear of failure flapping
Like a fruit bat in my head
I'll sleep for half an hour
The clock will ring at six
I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
So I won't have any breakfast
Maybe just a little tea
Like when you have to go
And get a colonoscopy
Which incidentally isn't half
As disconcerting or upsetting
As going for a part you know
There is no way that you are getting
But anyway I'm heading
Downtown for the audition
Where everything I'm dreading
Will be coming to fruition
And here's what's gonna happen
I'll walk in weak with hunger
And there's a dozen girls
Who look like me but ten years younger
I'll go into the bathroom
And I'll try to vocalize
And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
And she's old, and she's lame
And then someone calls my name
And here's what happens
I'll walk into the room
The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
And everybody smiles
They'll say its good to see ya
But all I see is judges
And they'll all look like Scalia
And then a little banter as they look me up and down
And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
I'll try to convince them that I'm charming
And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around
But I'm starting to unravel
In my head I hear the gavel
Guilty!
They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
Guilty!
Of coming in and wasting all their time
Guilty!
Of almost every other showbiz crime
Not young enough!
Not thin enough!
Not pretty enough!
Not good enough!
[SANDY LESTER, spoken]
We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing
[MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken]
Sandy?
[SANDY LESTER, sung]
But wait no someone's asking
So can we hear your voice?
I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
I nod at the pianist
He's always wearing black
He's always in a turtleneck
With dandruff on his back
No sooner do I get my note
And open up my trap
Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's
Thumbs are all over his iPhone
And I know he's probably tweeting
LOL, This girl is crap
She's a fake
She's a phony
She could never win a Tony
I now live in a place I know quite well
I've left the world, and I've entered hell
I'm this far away from a fainting spell
But just before I die
I finish a song
Which I oversell
Somebody says thanks
And wishes me well
The next thing I know
I'm at Taco Bell
Stuffing my face with meat
I'm trying to take it slowly
I'm trying to be my best
I'm trying to be more holy
Less bitter and depressed
I'm reading Eckhart Tolle
He makes a lot of sense
I bought a Buddhist bowl
He says he it helps you be less tense
It doesn't do a thing for me
I sit there on the floor
I watch a vivid sequence
Of humiliating instances from my past go by
And think what kind of masochist
Keeps coming back for more
When she knows what's gonna happen
'Cuz it never doesn't happen
'Cuz it always, always
[MICHAEL DORSEY, spoken]
Sandy?
Sandy!
[SANDY LESTER, spoken]
Michael?
[SANDY LESTER, sung]
No! I know what's gonna happen
Don't tell me that I don't
And don't say that I'll rise to
The occasion 'cuz I won't
And don't say I've got talent
And don't say I've got heart
And don't say that I'm clever
'Cuz I know I'm pretty smart
I'm smart enough to know
That I'm too stupid to admit
You can't survive a diet
That consists of eating shit
The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags
And say "that's it!"
You know what's gonna happen
I know what's gonna happen
Here's what's gonna happen
I quit!
I quit!
I quit!
Gotta love finding musicals through a random animatic of a character from a cartoon show for kids about gay space rocks👌
@Elizabeth it’s about more than just gay space rocks though
@@megansutton9699 it's about gay rocks genocide
@Cractor Even more than that
@@megansutton9699 gay rocks genocide IN SPACE
Elizabeth lmfao same
5% comments: Nice music
95% comments: SPINEL, WHAT YOU DOING HERE!!!!
💕 Favorite person ever ❣️ Sarah stiles deserves more credit then she gets ❣️
I tried to sing this song, and it ended up sounding like ACTUAL gibberish
what the fuck how did I even find you here
u really need to get the tempo down and to amass all the anxiety in your heart to get the energy right
Holy crap. She knocked it out of the park
*this song goes HARD like.. REALLY hard.*
Imm just say
99percent is just:SpIneL
1percent: omg i love theatre and musicals
*drools like an absolute Neanderthal* uuhh huh huh huh SPEEENEEEL UHUHUH
playlist creator lol
no here's the right number 999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Spinel one week later after start living with the Diamonds:
Yep 😹
She rather wants to return back to her other friends
"STEVEN HELP! THEY EXPECT ME TO THROW A BALL!"
No this is Spinel quitting standing 6000 years in the same place.
@@dankerdown Nah, I think the reprise is more like that.
"You're gonna stand me up and I'll be staring at the phone!
Sitting there all dismal and pathetic and alone
And feeling just about as welcome and as wanted as a KIDNEY STONE!"
All I can see is Shuichi having a mental breakdown in a class trial.
'Don't say that I'll rise to the occasion cause I won't' -Him at Akamatsu before trial 1
Oooor, Makoto snaps in the Danganronpa Survivor AU?
My lord I think am addicted...
This is all su's fult.
Finally memorized this after listening to it for two days straight-
I love this song so much.
Me when I’m going to an audition
I don’t get how people see spinel, It’s the same actress but she sounds different. I love this and I’m grateful for the person on Instagram who animated their character singing this cuz I love this song
I’m obsessed with this song.
This whole song is a full mood
Yes.
This happen when you are along for more 6,000 years waiting in the garden
Pink you're really GUILTY!!!!
this song is way too relatable it should be illegal
This music makes me remember myself.
Should I worry about it?
She’s is the voices in my head
same, girl, same
Wow! This is just how I think at all hours of the day! A cool new theme song :)
I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
With fear of failure flapping like a fruit bat in my head
@Ana Generelli The clock will ring at six
I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
So I won't have any breakfast
Maybe just a little tea
Like when you have to go
And get a colonoscopy
Which incidentally isn't half
As disconcerting or upsetting
As going for a part you know
There is no way that you are getting
where everything im dreading will be coming to fruition
@@typicalwoman759 And here's what's gonna happen
I'll walk in weak with hunger
And there's a dozen girls
Who look like me but ten years younger
I'll go into the bathroom
And I'll try to vocalize
And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
And she's old, and she's lame
And then someone calls my name
And here’s what happens, I’ll walk into the room
Wow. Just wow. She's amazing
Okay so like I literally came here from a fantastic danganronpa animatic you should watch it
Timestamp Where the song in the animatic starts: 2:06
Finally! Someone who didn't mention the S word...
I honestly relate to this song
*S P I N E L !*
I am really astonished about how she can memorize, sing and also perform all of this ...
1:46 the way she says “hell”
Sarah Stiles: *Does anything non-Spinel related*
Flipaclip animators: Y E S
lmao
The more I listen to this song, the more I love it, and relate to it.
...An ad for the SU Movie (sing along version) appeared under this video and I'm kinda sad. Give Tootsie the love it deserves, my dudes.
Ok Sarah Stiles is my idle now.
WHO IS SPINEL ALDKDOKD
Spinel is a gemstone with a hardness of 7.5-8. It comes in many colors such as pink, black, and its rarest variation, blue. It's especially popular for heart-shaped necklaces.
@@lovaniagengar7941 Also the worlds most under appreciated gemstone. (According to Google)
@@victoriaklaus867 That... fits so much with what happened to her in the SU Movie. ;-;
She’s the main villain from the Steven universe movie (but is also a GOOD GIRL) and Sarah stiles is her voice actor
Guys stop your giving this confused person spoilers.
My ongoing experience as a college student in the music-ed program. I have never related to something so much in my entire life.
Quick question: why can I remember every word of this song from when I was obsessed with spinel in September but I can’t remember my English project from yesterday?????????
Lol at first I was like "why is everyone using Spinel for this song" and then I realized
SHE IS THE ACTRESS OF SPINEL ;-;
This is such a mood omg
Sing that at an audition as a power move
i'm addicted to the way she says "colonoscopy"
this hit me on a personal level
this is me in the morning
Nice song, Spinel...
sarah stiles is a queen
This is literally anxiety as a song
Thank you Jakeneutron On My Own Fans for introducing me to this
B E S T S O N G
Most people: Spinel
Me: thinking of that one shuichi animatic
This song is basically how i am most of the time
Damn forgot about this.Love it.
Can you imagine singing this song for an audition? ^^;
I’m singing this for my audition in October!
My friend asked:is this song made for spinel?
*I had a heart attack in the inside of why everyone thinks that hh-*
I mean, tbh, it suits her personality pretty well...
@@CJCroen1393 I genuinely wonder, considering that I've seen the movie a good few times.
H o w
Genuinely how, I don't understand at all, how does this suit Spinel in any way?
I don't really know and I'm not the smartest person but, I think it might be because of some of the lyrics and the voice in general. A few good examples of lyrics would be 'I''ll try to convince them that I'm charming and I'm clever and I'm fun to have around' and 'not good enough, not pretty enough, not good enough!' a few other parts too. Maybe the overall tone of the song too. But then again everyone had their own thoughts and opinions.
This song is a mood
YEA
This really talk much with my life
Also, SPINEEEELLLL
Me: * singing this in the car *
My friends: ...You can relate to that you anxious, depressed, touch deprived, tense, sleep deprived child.
My best friend: You also overwork your ass until you pass out.
Me: But...why you gotta call me out like that..?
This is a true story lmao
Ow
Finally, a comment that has nothing to do with spinel.
You know, I came across this while listening to some music from SU to calm my nerves but this tangled it up into a weird ribbon of nerves.
This is me every day
this song is mood 100
This song is relatable on multiple levels.
1:13
she was in Spinel's character before she even did SU
Each time I hear this music, I can't help but question why I am wasting my life away like this.
I MADE A COMIC ABOUT THIS!
I can relate to this way more than I want to admit