Funny Hozier!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 413

  • @maireadhowell7973
    @maireadhowell7973 4 года назад +1415

    "your girlfriend of five years is leaving you for me"
    *he's stealing all the lesbians*

  • @ryleesmith8502
    @ryleesmith8502 5 лет назад +3005

    nobody:
    hozier: I just wanna be a bear out in the forest eating fresh fish

    • @tess9733
      @tess9733 5 лет назад +1

      Rylee Smith lmfao

    • @MT-kx7ff
      @MT-kx7ff 5 лет назад +19

      Don't we all.

    • @TeaDeLuxe
      @TeaDeLuxe 3 года назад +1

      Ah, that's literally been my dream.

  • @madeleinespeagle2692
    @madeleinespeagle2692 5 лет назад +2130

    Has anyone ever told hozier that he can eat fresh fish as a regular human being

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 5 лет назад +29

      cough* sushi

    • @stoneddykeblues
      @stoneddykeblues 5 лет назад +35

      Madeleine Speagle yeah but it’s not as fun

    • @Elle-hi1rc
      @Elle-hi1rc 4 года назад +4

      Madeleine Speagle lmao sashimi anyone?

    • @areomorales6511
      @areomorales6511 4 года назад +34

      He just wades into the Canadian rivers, leans down, and snatches a fish straight out of the water and swallows it whole.

    • @sri5717
      @sri5717 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bhadrakadabra
    @bhadrakadabra 6 лет назад +2920

    Never expected him to be so normal. Thought he was sirius black i got a cool bill weasley instead

  • @daniellahalyson9112
    @daniellahalyson9112 5 лет назад +3585

    my lover's got humor

  • @MikPenguin
    @MikPenguin 6 лет назад +1282

    Today I learned Hozier likes bears. But not celebrity bears.

  • @vampirebicth
    @vampirebicth 6 лет назад +1896

    “do you have an old soul?” well he is possessed by an ancient lesbian eldritch spirit so in a way,

    • @Nelisyoga
      @Nelisyoga 6 лет назад +4

      Lily Fenster lmao

    • @benkenobi_
      @benkenobi_ 5 лет назад +12

      @@Nelisyoga Florence Welch

    • @hvucufufufyfyc6319
      @hvucufufufyfyc6319 5 лет назад +37

      I don't know why, but I read that as lesbian ostrich 😂😂

    • @ALiteralCrow_
      @ALiteralCrow_ 5 лет назад

      Ron Ray yes.

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy 5 лет назад

      @@benkenobi_ she isn't lesbian lol

  • @jeanlim1236
    @jeanlim1236 5 лет назад +1099

    Hozier: "I'll not judge you unless its really bad"
    Audience: *really bad*
    Hozier: 😑

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink 7 лет назад +1786

    "I hope this letter reaches you; as you probably can't reach it." OH MY GOSH, THIS IS MY FIRST INTRODUCTION TO HOZIER (outside of singing), AND I LIKE THUS GUY ALREADY!!

    • @katinss9983
      @katinss9983 6 лет назад +1

      Really that doesn't strike you as disability discrimination?

    • @BirdZoul
      @BirdZoul 6 лет назад +42

      @@katinss9983 It's just a joke, an it's funny

    • @katinss9983
      @katinss9983 6 лет назад +3

      it is only a joke if you are not struggling with a physical disability yourself! It' s so sad whats happening in America,

    • @katinss9983
      @katinss9983 6 лет назад +1

      oh and maybe look up the Illuminati too

    • @BirdZoul
      @BirdZoul 6 лет назад +25

      @@katinss9983 Some people even if they have a physical disability find it funny.

  • @nekocat4293
    @nekocat4293 5 лет назад +654

    in conclusion:
    *he just wants to be a bear*

  • @Daniel-tk8fl
    @Daniel-tk8fl 5 лет назад +2623

    Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial.

  • @thesparechannel6580
    @thesparechannel6580 5 лет назад +591

    Maybe I'm gonna die alone bc my standards have been raised too high by this incredibly kind Irish fae spirit

  • @elizabethdevido2081
    @elizabethdevido2081 6 лет назад +873

    Damn, I need to get myself a soft goofball Irish fae prince who makes spooky music.

    • @teresaanya
      @teresaanya 5 лет назад +7

      Big mood lmfao

    • @brie3023
      @brie3023 4 года назад +16

      need me a freak like that

  • @corvidaedalus
    @corvidaedalus 5 лет назад +482

    Despite knowing he's Irish, I for some reason didn't expect him to have an Irish accent; I more or less expected him to just be able to speak without talking, like he could just transfer his thoughts into other people's heads. I do love his accent though.

    • @meandmybobbygee1812
      @meandmybobbygee1812 4 года назад +35

      He is doing that he just has an accent when he transfers his thoughts

    • @chaospaganwitch
      @chaospaganwitch 2 года назад +8

      Pls same I got obsessed with his music and I knew darn well that he's Irish but for some reason?? He spoke and my brain went "wait a minute-"

    • @rotten.dandelions
      @rotten.dandelions 8 месяцев назад +2

      i didnt even recognise that he had an accent at first, i was just like "yeah. thats exactly how you should sound." maybe im just used to irish accents tho 🤷‍♂️

  • @punitasci-chi3203
    @punitasci-chi3203 3 года назад +107

    i love when he says he wont judge the audience's singing skills and doesnt even hide his disdain lmaooo

  • @petermartin252
    @petermartin252 Год назад +72

    If I had a dollar for every time Hozier has exclaimed his wish to be a bear eating fresh fish in the woods, I would have two dollars, which isn't that much but it's weird that it's happened more than once.

  • @HarryPotter-pi3km
    @HarryPotter-pi3km 4 года назад +170

    "I hope this letter reaches you cause you probably can't reach it."
    *HOLY CRAP that is savagely hilarious* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rubailey4888
    @rubailey4888 6 лет назад +566

    My eyes are full of watery worms
    Only hozier would describe tears that way 😂😂

    • @ashton1860
      @ashton1860 3 года назад +4

      Not tears, I don't think. 'Floaters' are a visual disturbance that can be caused by drugs - I think he might be referring to those.

  • @maggieolivier1494
    @maggieolivier1494 6 лет назад +670

    I need a Hozier in my life.

    • @cupidhayes2125
      @cupidhayes2125 5 лет назад +4

      Maggie Olivier we all need a Hozier 😂

    • @fatemeh345
      @fatemeh345 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @felicityjim5349
      @felicityjim5349 4 года назад +3

      Damn then what will i do ? 🤣Since I have decided that I will only date hozier kinda guy to satisfy my bisexuality.

    • @gsahara8405
      @gsahara8405 2 года назад

      U and me. Good luck finding a guy INFJ

    • @Caroline-bc3dq
      @Caroline-bc3dq 2 года назад

      Ikr like where is he

  • @ahumblewaffle
    @ahumblewaffle 6 лет назад +357

    ~I have taken many drugs and my eyes are full of watery worms~ I DIED LAUGHING

    • @ineedhjalp
      @ineedhjalp 5 месяцев назад

      such an inspiring quote ❤❤❤

  • @chloe-wo9if
    @chloe-wo9if 5 лет назад +223

    I have joined the other lesbians. I now worship this man with my whole being

  • @justme-ew3ri
    @justme-ew3ri 5 лет назад +152

    I love how he says a joke then is genuine and goes “no im joking” and like laughs and then keeps going with the joke

  • @SpockNRoll
    @SpockNRoll 6 лет назад +668

    *why does he look like like the Irish, slightly more straight version of jonathan van ness*

    • @figuratively1261
      @figuratively1261 6 лет назад +27

      HE DOES OH FUCK I CANT UNSEE IT
      wait
      Slightly?
      Are you implying that hes not straight, cuz damn hed have to be more than slightly straighter than Jon to be straight. If gays were flaming, Jon would be a forest fire

    • @alyssalgalindo
      @alyssalgalindo 5 лет назад +21

      F i g u r a t i v e l y Our boy Andrew is a forest fae. If the forest were on fire, he would die. Sadly, he is not a flaming homosexual such as our son JVN, but a beautiful flowing forest god who survives in the wilderness.

    • @trinityjay8893
      @trinityjay8893 5 лет назад

      HOLY HERA

    • @YagwitOG
      @YagwitOG 2 года назад

      He looks like Rob Sheehan's dad Joe has never met a stranger.

  • @hollyleafwell2118
    @hollyleafwell2118 6 лет назад +248

    Omg this convinced me that I need a Hozier in my life. He's legitimately having fun wherever whenever. It's adorable and God it reminds me how lonely I am 🙂

    • @emmabyrne3585
      @emmabyrne3585  6 лет назад +22

      He made me realize that my family and friends need to step up their humor game

    • @hollyleafwell2118
      @hollyleafwell2118 6 лет назад +21

      @@emmabyrne3585 he's setting the bar _way too high_ for potential partners. Thank you, for this compilation. And thank you, Hozier, for possibly condemning future partners to possibly unreasonably high standards 🙂

  • @staceymcr13
    @staceymcr13 8 лет назад +482

    this thing....about bears....

  • @mollydarling1993
    @mollydarling1993 4 года назад +64

    Hozier is the only person in this world I still trust

  • @ams1890
    @ams1890 5 лет назад +107

    Not an A lister bear 🐻 😂 just a regular bear 🐻. Love that 😍

  • @auntjemimahungryjacks5038
    @auntjemimahungryjacks5038 6 лет назад +385

    ..when silly interviewers ask ridiculous questions and ya just hav'ta wing it.. bears..

  • @myratogonon
    @myratogonon 6 лет назад +184

    The bear fascination is real hahaha

  • @karalarson7552
    @karalarson7552 4 года назад +24

    I stan his little "ehm" noise that he makes

  • @deni0.0.7
    @deni0.0.7 3 года назад +30

    I love hearing Andrew sing, but seeing him laugh just makes my life complete! ERIN GO BRAGH. ♡

  • @audielajeunesse
    @audielajeunesse 8 лет назад +266

    This is great - Andrew has quick wit and a great sense of humour. Doesn't take himself too seriously! Another reason to love him and his music! ❤️🇨🇦

  • @amyjacquelineg.9541
    @amyjacquelineg.9541 6 лет назад +202

    He’s Irish. Of course he’s got humor( craic). 🍀

    • @rubyreliford
      @rubyreliford Год назад

      Sweet Sexy Goofy Adorable and soooo Talented!
      I LOVE HIM!!!!

  • @peaches7487
    @peaches7487 7 лет назад +240

    5:18 that is the look of a man thinking of a special somebody as he sings.

    • @Novafan
      @Novafan 7 лет назад +110

      No he just forgot the lyrics for a second so he started laughing

  • @NicoleBe
    @NicoleBe 2 года назад +9

    He’s the chillest unproblematic celeb ever

  • @marigomari
    @marigomari 5 лет назад +61

    "a stank- a STINKY beat"

  • @Just-purps
    @Just-purps 8 лет назад +125

    real real real & totally down to earth...love people like this...

  • @amandad422
    @amandad422 6 лет назад +81

    OMF He is such a troll. I love Him even more.

  • @allisongilroy7477
    @allisongilroy7477 7 лет назад +149

    To be a bear, be active
    In the bear world-
    Fur, limbs, and claws.
    Rampage. Stay. Mate.
    Give birth to another bear.
    -Kenneth Koch
    Aesthetics of Bears

  • @cami6786
    @cami6786 7 лет назад +439

    I think I might be in love with him 🙍🏻

    • @sofeakhan3397
      @sofeakhan3397 6 лет назад +3

      cami Nah he's gay

    • @emmabyrne3585
      @emmabyrne3585  6 лет назад +11

      cami he is straight. Check out 8:10 of this video: ruclips.net/video/kO4EfcFdK4I/видео.html

    • @bddybdz
      @bddybdz 5 лет назад +6

      Me too 😞

    • @Erin-ho8qu
      @Erin-ho8qu 5 лет назад +6

      @@sofeakhan3397 she can still be in love with him?

  • @cynthiapierro1189
    @cynthiapierro1189 Год назад +4

    Andrew is a totally package guy with his dark, quirky cense of humor and his emotionally rich, socially caring songs and powerful stage presence!! Love him 😍

  • @Emma-ul3gz
    @Emma-ul3gz 6 лет назад +468

    TANGY LAD

    • @siennax78
      @siennax78 5 лет назад +1

      I thought he said tangy lard 😂

    • @GreenMMs100
      @GreenMMs100 5 лет назад +12

      I thought he said that's a Tiny Lad and was totally willing to accept it

    • @neyodiatshwana3646
      @neyodiatshwana3646 4 года назад

      I thought you said ''Tangly lad''

  • @wormclub6756
    @wormclub6756 4 года назад +35

    "I enjoy a good bear"
    Tbh same

  • @shio9517
    @shio9517 4 года назад +7

    4:32 the way he plays with his hair is soooo beautiful! Like a elegance princess

  • @PRINCENOIR-t2c
    @PRINCENOIR-t2c Месяц назад

    5:13 the most replayed moment. I already watched it a few times but it makes me smile every time.He’s cute 🥰

  • @Volleyball_life1178
    @Volleyball_life1178 4 года назад +36

    No one:
    Hozier: eM.
    I love him ;-;

  • @michamallett1964
    @michamallett1964 5 лет назад +16

    Oh lord, the interviewer for Tarzan was gorgeous!

  • @ghafar4628
    @ghafar4628 2 года назад +5

    The masculine urge to become a bear in the woods and eat fresh fish.

  • @Schachpferd
    @Schachpferd 6 лет назад +78

    OMG THE GLASSES AT 5:33 I'M IN LOVE

  • @wintermccune892
    @wintermccune892 5 лет назад +21

    I may be a Hozier-worshipping lesbian, but damn the girl at 1:15 is so beautiful and has such a fantastic laugh that i had to pause and I don't even know who she is

  • @mavrrrch
    @mavrrrch Год назад +3

    and then they ask you like ‘why are your standards so high?’
    my dude, i can’t even express HOW FRIGGIN MUCH i LOVE this man. i need him in my life

  • @zoemoncla1629
    @zoemoncla1629 4 года назад +9

    The fact that Zack Kornfeld had a conversation with Hozier is somehow blowing my mind.

  • @janetanlofranco
    @janetanlofranco 5 лет назад +18

    Irishmen are happy people. Lots of love Hozier from Philippines. Hope to meet you someday and have a bear hug. 😍😘

  • @annaf2370
    @annaf2370 3 года назад +8

    literally just started getting into hozier and i gotta say i fall in love *just a little oh little bit* more with him every single day

  • @ashmarie5049
    @ashmarie5049 6 лет назад +80

    What a darling man

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 6 лет назад +59

    From now on, whenever I'm called to describe the Feywild, I'll just say 'imagine a party hosted by Hozier, but he may be mean and you can't ever leave.'

  • @vivvcat
    @vivvcat 5 лет назад +17

    I love how he fixes his hair all the time 😂

  • @annemoeller9478
    @annemoeller9478 5 лет назад +5

    The bear thing is so funny. He looks happy and healthy here.

  • @imurdad8394
    @imurdad8394 5 лет назад +14

    HE WAS SO ADORABLE AT 3:48 CMON THAT WAS THE BEST LAUGH OF ALL TIME

  • @Kinochan28
    @Kinochan28 Год назад +1

    "Backstreet back alright" I love you hahahaha

  • @anhho8233
    @anhho8233 7 лет назад +88

    omg his smile 05:18

  • @Saycille
    @Saycille 5 лет назад +19

    He just looks like a guy from the pnw goes camping and drinks craft beer and really wants to be a bear in the woods who eats fish

  • @arianalizano8599
    @arianalizano8599 6 лет назад +6

    I love him! He´s beautiful inside and out.
    Also frikin´ hilarious xD

  • @PoppsPoppin
    @PoppsPoppin 8 лет назад +160

    hahahahaha lol 5:15 is priceless

    • @Anelson7
      @Anelson7 8 лет назад +6

      what even happened there?

    • @PoppsPoppin
      @PoppsPoppin 8 лет назад +37

      seemed like he forgot the lyrics in a split second that's why he held his breath haha

    • @sekhmet_eyeofra888
      @sekhmet_eyeofra888 6 лет назад +3

      My goodness, I would have loved to have been in his presence when he smiled like that... my heart skips a beat every time I watch that...

  • @becca4127
    @becca4127 4 года назад +5

    “It’s a tangy lad”
    😂😂😂

  • @mouldylungs
    @mouldylungs 4 года назад +3

    I can't actually describe how much I love this man, can I please just have a hug

  • @feargal75
    @feargal75 8 лет назад +40

    adorable Hozier !!!!

  • @robinsummers9141
    @robinsummers9141 4 года назад +2

    Just the stank of it! The face.. oh my goodness! LOL LOL

  • @mwbela
    @mwbela 8 лет назад +18

    ahhh, just re-watching this tonight, Emma you did a really great job of it, this is classic! Miss that man...

  • @myratogonon
    @myratogonon 6 лет назад +25

    He's so good looking and talented

  • @muskansingh8154
    @muskansingh8154 5 лет назад +16

    I'm so in love with him. I had this really beautiful and weird dream last night, where I was on a train with him. And it was just so beautiful and I can't get it out of my head the whole day, just feel sad a bit because he doesn't even know I exist. And his music. Man.

  • @gracec-1274
    @gracec-1274 7 лет назад +42

    7:10 ZACH? Wat r u doin there?!??! SHOOOK

  • @gorfous4549
    @gorfous4549 4 года назад +2

    Love how he has a go-to face and a nod of the head for music he vibes with

  • @shaili7339
    @shaili7339 8 лет назад +91

    great video- there's a lotta good, funny stuff you don't see in Hozier interviews. good job, Emma!

    • @emmabyrne3585
      @emmabyrne3585  8 лет назад +5

      basketnoise thanks! It was super fun to put together!

  • @nichekinz1446
    @nichekinz1446 4 года назад +4

    We need an updated version with the video of him going “yEaH GuUrL AhaHa” dhjeeowoow

  • @janetmarshall1186
    @janetmarshall1186 6 лет назад +8

    tall,dark handsome,mysterious,funny......... this guy has it all........Mythical creature xx

  • @katrose402
    @katrose402 7 лет назад +24

    He's amazing I love this man so much!

    • @saolálainn
      @saolálainn 2 года назад

      In all truth he just acts like most Irish men, our lot can be quite funny...

  • @louielle13
    @louielle13 4 года назад +3

    I don't think he realizes how awesome he is.

  • @epickrimson72
    @epickrimson72 3 года назад +5

    I could watch this man and Jacksepticeye be Irish millennials for 40 minutes straight and it would be the best video.

  • @onemoreloser
    @onemoreloser 5 лет назад +13

    Moving my hips.... like yeah

  • @largeandmildlythreateningr2966
    @largeandmildlythreateningr2966 6 лет назад +29

    ~watery worms~

  • @JokerzPrincezz
    @JokerzPrincezz Год назад +2

    I’d join his cult so fast.

  • @druidbird
    @druidbird 6 лет назад +3

    That was borderline surreal, but I enjoyed it. And he's absolutely right about That Face.

  • @maceyjohnson6035
    @maceyjohnson6035 6 лет назад +15

    Zach from Try Guys AND Hozier???? Literally a dream come true.

  • @Laura-we8wl
    @Laura-we8wl 2 месяца назад

    He has such a charming laugh haha!

  • @cassiep.4604
    @cassiep.4604 5 лет назад +9

    Emma Byrne-bless you, sweet child, for making these compilations. You are an absolute treasure and I thank you very much!!😇🙏🕊✨🍀🌈

  • @zoejeremy9671
    @zoejeremy9671 5 лет назад +11

    2:57 FORGIVE US MORTALS OH FOREST KING

  • @turbogrin
    @turbogrin 6 лет назад +6

    Way too funny! Thank you for being a good human being !

  • @walkwayblues
    @walkwayblues 6 лет назад +78

    "what am i doing with my life?"

  • @EllieMcHale1
    @EllieMcHale1 3 года назад +2

    He's a good ol' bear in the woods eating fish.

  • @wapangchilalongkumer
    @wapangchilalongkumer 6 лет назад +93

    WATERY WORMS

    • @bhadrakadabra
      @bhadrakadabra 6 лет назад +1

      my bae doesn't like to be called Oppa Like WOW

  • @amayamendes5565
    @amayamendes5565 Год назад

    His little “Erm..” is so cute lmao what’s not to love about this man 😭

  • @ineedhjalp
    @ineedhjalp 5 месяцев назад +1

    *sets up for cherry wine*
    *checks set list*
    “uhhhhh it’s called angel of small death and the codeine scene. it’s not actually a nursery rhyme” 1:37

  • @sketchedInsanity
    @sketchedInsanity 3 года назад +1

    I’d never thought I would see Hozier do a base face but here we are

  • @dioniciahensley55
    @dioniciahensley55 5 лет назад +9

    Aw he looked so uncomfortable on the red carpet😭 poor thing

  • @elanyacoleman9862
    @elanyacoleman9862 4 года назад

    Hozier, you are the most precious! I love you and your humour!

  • @paigemclachlan2189
    @paigemclachlan2189 3 года назад +4

    It’s dumb but the way he says “love” has got me all 🥵

  • @hninwuttyeekhaing3585
    @hninwuttyeekhaing3585 4 года назад +3

    No one:
    Hozier: A BEAR

  • @redegyptiancopt
    @redegyptiancopt 6 лет назад +18

    The best 9 minutes in my life

  • @rebekahaguero2823
    @rebekahaguero2823 5 лет назад +3

    The sage love child of Adele Aretha and Johnny Cash........I stan