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Комментарии • 369

  • @evilpigeonsify
    @evilpigeonsify 7 лет назад +245

    1 shot every time emma says "dan"

    • @minimuhfuckinduck2283
      @minimuhfuckinduck2283 7 лет назад +6

      evilpigeonsify hansisjehhauejei

    • @codeymiller5954
      @codeymiller5954 7 лет назад

      Unsmartphone 05 and that's what happens if you play that game...

    • @Euyevc
      @Euyevc 7 лет назад +1

      you're such an idiot, you can't joke about alcoholism!

    • @bstewart8891
      @bstewart8891 4 года назад

      No *BURP* you smell like piss

    • @bstewart8891
      @bstewart8891 4 года назад

      I’m fine, I’m not drunk...
      No, youuuuu smell like piss.

  • @oliverf-chiffi5800
    @oliverf-chiffi5800 7 лет назад +202

    Down with the sickness by Korn…. hmmmm ok then, suuuuuuure. sounds like that cover would be disturbing

    • @HarrierDuBoisLtDoubleYefreitor
      @HarrierDuBoisLtDoubleYefreitor 7 лет назад +23

      When i heard emma say that my world was coming undone

    • @Grintosaur
      @Grintosaur 7 лет назад

      You beat me to it

    • @nawsikaa
      @nawsikaa 7 лет назад +3

      thank you, i didn't want to be the guy to correct them, i love Disturbed

  • @Shala_Boi
    @Shala_Boi 7 лет назад +50

    Emma exclaiming, "Daaaan," is now my new favorite thing ever.

  • @lumpwurtroot
    @lumpwurtroot 7 лет назад +21

    I thought there was a set of levels that were upside down until I realised that mybtablet was upside down.

    • @mcp12300
      @mcp12300 7 лет назад +4

      Brigham Bielema *slow clap*

  • @automan3215
    @automan3215 7 лет назад +588

    he seems to be brining Emma on the channel i like it

    • @Poggle566
      @Poggle566 7 лет назад +47

      yes, she is definitely getting very salty

    • @gg_vard
      @gg_vard 7 лет назад +1

      chris mackin have I seen you in a lot of failrace videos?

    • @xXxCactusJackxXx
      @xXxCactusJackxXx 7 лет назад +12

      chris mackin It is the year of Demma

    • @lumpwurtroot
      @lumpwurtroot 7 лет назад +1

      he did a hole bought of recording with her all at once.

    • @adambusack5777
      @adambusack5777 7 лет назад +25

      It's the year of Demma

  • @Jake-fo7fg
    @Jake-fo7fg 7 лет назад +401

    I AM SO HAPPY THAT EMMA IS HERE AGAIN

  • @phillipjames13
    @phillipjames13 7 лет назад +68

    I liked the bit where Emma didn't like the game.

    • @kitehya
      @kitehya 7 лет назад +6

      I liked the video too

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 лет назад +3

      I liked the bit where Dan completed a two-player level solo.

  • @M4tth2w
    @M4tth2w 7 лет назад +9

    "my boobs are like paracetamol on top of an ironing board" ~EmmaBlackery2017

  • @wowm0d
    @wowm0d 7 лет назад +26

    But... Who would win in a fight between one blue ninja and one green ninja?

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 7 лет назад +3

      The green one, he has force powers even after he's dead that let him suddenly kill blue ninjas

    • @lbc2013
      @lbc2013 4 года назад

      Niki Maninja.

  • @iregreteverything
    @iregreteverything 7 лет назад +18

    Anyone else notice they got Korn confused with Disturbed who actually wrote 'down with the sickness' and there's no facts i can find in the meat thing they mention either.

    • @SonRob01
      @SonRob01 7 лет назад +5

      I hope you are joking about the meat free thing 😂 they were talking about quorn

    • @Aiden_Noah
      @Aiden_Noah 7 лет назад

      The meat thing was a joke about Quorn/Korn but you're right about Disturbed

    • @iregreteverything
      @iregreteverything 7 лет назад

      I'm glad someone got my joke

  • @chilley2603
    @chilley2603 7 лет назад +155

    I'm Cave Johnson and I approve of this message

    • @Obeliss
      @Obeliss 7 лет назад

      And I'm his lemon supplier!

  • @GameToony
    @GameToony 7 лет назад +109

    who's idea was it to make player 2 green? Is it just me or did anyone else have a really hard time finding dan on the bright blue background

    • @johnielus8682
      @johnielus8682 7 лет назад +18

      There's loads of different presets you can use to change the colour of everything.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 7 лет назад +3

      Are you colour blind maybe? I mean, to my eyes the green stands out far more strongly from the background than the dark blue...
      Higher contrast, certainly.
      ... To be fair, neither of those is the best choice to use on a blue background, but green is the better of the two...

    • @shehatesme1039
      @shehatesme1039 7 лет назад +5

      I'm intensely colour blind, and it was extremely hard to see Dan the entire video, so yeah. It's probably colour blindness.

    • @hopefullydrawinglives4212
      @hopefullydrawinglives4212 7 лет назад +3

      KuraIthys im not color blind at all and dan is basically invisible

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 7 лет назад

      the player colors actually depend on the color theme you choose. for example if you choose that one color theme that looks like N+ then player 2 would be yellow.

  • @SPACKlick
    @SPACKlick 7 лет назад +39

    It's not "Cubone" it's "Cubone's mother" the ghost of a marowak

    • @TheCuddleCactus
      @TheCuddleCactus 7 лет назад

      THANK YOU! I wish they realized this -_-

    • @DiggerPat
      @DiggerPat 7 лет назад

      To be fair, Red/Blue was a looong time ago.

    • @deadlyviper_
      @deadlyviper_ 7 лет назад

      DiggerPat Pokemon origins wasn't

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 7 лет назад +1

      But a Cubone's mother would still be a Cubone, so saying that it was a Cubone wouldn't be wrong at all.

    • @SPACKlick
      @SPACKlick 7 лет назад +1

      No, Cubone evolves into Marowak. Cubone's mom was a Marowak and the ghost is specifically identified as the ghost of a Marowak.

  • @thevegan7101
    @thevegan7101 7 лет назад +3

    That ending. the ultimate show of nerdcubed finesse XD

  • @thejackofclubs
    @thejackofclubs 4 года назад +1

    9:17
    Dan: Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!
    Emma: I dont wanna

  • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
    @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Год назад +1

    Chasing Bacon starring Jason Statham will forever be a classic

  • @henrikson1236
    @henrikson1236 7 лет назад +2

    A true masterpiece showcasing friendship in the most trying of times...Oh also Dan and Emma play N++++

  • @phantomkitten73
    @phantomkitten73 5 лет назад +2

    The ending:
    "And on that bombshell..."

  • @charlesfrederick2510
    @charlesfrederick2510 7 лет назад +4

    "LOOK AT ME I'M A TARGET"

  • @vastowen4562
    @vastowen4562 7 лет назад +27

    "its just you babe"
    demma ship has re-sailed

    • @terrariabookshhelf6317
      @terrariabookshhelf6317 5 лет назад +2

      vastowen456 keep the fleet grounded, its for the better

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 5 лет назад +2

      The ship can sail but remember reality had torpedos

    • @Jarrettthegoalie
      @Jarrettthegoalie 3 года назад

      3 years later... just noticing this

  • @jakecummins2282
    @jakecummins2282 7 лет назад +3

    Jason statham vs Vin Diesiel vs Liam Neeson vs JASON BOURNE *Faint sounds of Matt Damon crying in the corner because no one can remember his actual name*

  • @ikindalikebowie
    @ikindalikebowie 7 лет назад +1

    That finale though.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 года назад +1

    "Two paracetamols on an ironing board" is an interesting way to say you have a flat chest.

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D 7 лет назад

    Hah! Love the connection of, "he can't touch himself?" and, "That sounds like hell".

  • @nobodyknows5007
    @nobodyknows5007 7 лет назад

    "Climb the shaft" Dan said. "Balls" Emma said. I couldn't think of a more perfect combination of words

  • @Gwizal
    @Gwizal 7 лет назад +6

    Climb the shaaaft! I dont think emmas that short but ok

  • @jacobsteinberg7638
    @jacobsteinberg7638 7 лет назад

    I like how Dan starts humming Whole Lotta Love at random points.

  • @SourceOfBeing
    @SourceOfBeing 7 лет назад +4

    I could not see the green guy at all during movement.

  • @jonyblack2037
    @jonyblack2037 7 лет назад

    Hey dan your reference failed down with the sickness wasn't by Korn it was made by the band disturbed your thinking of the song "freak on a leash" which was similar because they also have a moment where they sprout gibberish for a while XD

  • @Eluziv3
    @Eluziv3 7 лет назад +27

    *turns volume up, turns volume down, turns volume up, tu...*

  • @mattsmithismyangel549
    @mattsmithismyangel549 7 лет назад +1

    That ending was rad

  • @a.rabb0t522
    @a.rabb0t522 4 года назад

    0:18
    "do you like lava levels?"
    "no"
    THIS IS ONLY LAVA LEVEL.

  • @lilweetabix9137
    @lilweetabix9137 6 лет назад

    NOOOOOOO FUCKING WAY
    As just before Dan said "get the door" my door bell rang!
    😂

  • @RobertJPalmer
    @RobertJPalmer 7 лет назад +1

    Love the two of you together on these things, its fun!

  • @lukassaunders7420
    @lukassaunders7420 7 лет назад +5

    Prosper, as Tau shall..

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 лет назад +1

      Lukas Saunders What do the blueskins have to do with anything.

    • @lukassaunders7420
      @lukassaunders7420 7 лет назад +3

      Josh Barrett because he kept saying 'for the greater good' throughout the video

    • @lukassaunders7420
      @lukassaunders7420 7 лет назад +1

      Josh Barrett nah dude BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 лет назад +1

      Lukas Saunders Fool! You think only of destruction. I shall conduct this mission myself.
      FOR PROSPERO!

  • @MisterNohbdy
    @MisterNohbdy 7 лет назад +2

    It's always great how Dan refers to everyone else as being terrible at games (at starts or in titles of his vids), then proceeds to be worse despite having far more experience at said games.
    This channel would be a lot less entertaining if Dan were actually any good at games. ^_^

  • @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee
    @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee 7 лет назад +1

    "Uhhhh, Demma Confirmed" YES

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 7 лет назад +9

    What I would give to be comfortable enough in life to vote anyone but Corbyn.

    • @owenpook2262
      @owenpook2262 7 лет назад +1

      Cameron McAllister Corbyn? Really? He is dragging Labour to its grave

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 7 лет назад +7

      Everyone claims that, but far as I've seen that's just made up, I could be wrong, of course, but even if I am, I'd rather Corbyn than May.

    • @PotatoSully
      @PotatoSully 7 лет назад +12

      People are hoping that if they say "Jeremy Corbyn has ruined Labour" enough times it will become true.
      In reality the media has had it in for him from the start because finally there's a politician with the balls to stand up for the working class against the establishment.

  • @Dom14Brock
    @Dom14Brock 7 лет назад

    What is Dan's obsession with humming 'Whole Lotta Love' while gaming? I swear I've noticed it on like 5+ other vids.

    • @MarstonGreen
      @MarstonGreen 7 лет назад +1

      I think it's simply due to it being catchy.

  • @JesseC
    @JesseC 7 лет назад

    That moment when they mistake Korn for Disturbed and the metal fan within me hung himself

  • @WilliamKKidd
    @WilliamKKidd 7 лет назад +8

    "I nailed it like it was yyyyyyyy..."
    He was gonna say "you". Lmao, Dan and Emma smashed confirmed.

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 4 года назад +1

      Your mom, that's what I assumed any way.

  • @joeplavin
    @joeplavin 7 лет назад +1

    This game brings back so many memories of Xbox 360 demos

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 7 лет назад

    Emma it was Cubone's mother's ghost. it was dead.
    and all the shrine maidens where processed.
    and it all takes place in a pokemon graveyard.
    and there's the implication that Red (player character) killed Blue's (Gary's) Ratta.
    Then there's the hand on your shoulder
    So pokémon can die.

  • @Whoop-De-Doo
    @Whoop-De-Doo 7 лет назад

    That part about Korn really Disturbed me

  • @Jaz3z3
    @Jaz3z3 7 лет назад

    Did anyone else die a little inside when they said that down with the sickness was by korn?

  • @notgalenangel
    @notgalenangel 7 лет назад +1

    GIVE US MORE DAN & EMMA THIS IS AWESOME

  • @joshuagibbs6127
    @joshuagibbs6127 7 лет назад

    my notifications says that there is a new album by Emma Blackery

  • @TheLaptopLagger
    @TheLaptopLagger 7 лет назад

    Dan just made a Disturbed joke
    While talking about korn
    A few months back he made a slayer Raining Blood joke
    You're doing well Daniel

    • @TheLaptopLagger
      @TheLaptopLagger 7 лет назад

      Never mind
      Rewatched and it was just Emma being a nob

  • @wilfredfizz8164
    @wilfredfizz8164 7 лет назад

    NerdCubed and the fucking speedrun strats man

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 года назад

    22:49 now I’m not tryna imply anything here...

  • @WafflePlaneRC
    @WafflePlaneRC 7 лет назад

    uh oh, she's calling you "daniel" now, she's angry lmao

  • @Lone_Rocket
    @Lone_Rocket 7 лет назад +1

    The ending was awesome.

  • @thegreenrobotproduct9811
    @thegreenrobotproduct9811 7 лет назад

    I will now tell you a story. After a long day at work, a man is driving home from work, but the road he normally takes home is closed for construction. The man takes a detour through the woods and everything is fine until his car breaks down. He is in the middle of the woods and doesn't know what to do so he walks around until he finds and old monastery. He sees lights coming from the very top floor and decides to knock on the front door to see if they will let him inside. They do, and soon he is eating dinner with the monks. They are very kind people but seem like they have some sort of secret and don't talk much. The man is very thankful and sleeps in the monastery for the night. All is well until he begins to hear a very strange noise moving throughout the monastery. He tries to ignore if and eventually falls asleep, but at breakfast, he questions the monks about the noise. The monks explain that they aren't allowed to tell him what the noise was because he isn't a monk. The man is slightly annoyed but thanks the monks for their generosity and leaves. A few years later; the man takes a wrong turn and ends up in the same exact woods. He is beginning to remember the old monastery he found when his car hits a rock and the tire pops. He decides that he should go back to the same monastery again even though he never thought he'd be back. The monks let him in and ask him how he has been all these years. The man is extremely tired though and they don't talk too much before the man goes to bed in the same room. Later that night, the man hears the noise again. He tries questioning them again about it but the monks wouldn't reveal anything. Exasperated; the man asks them how he can become a monk so that he can learn what this strange noise is. The monks tell him that to become a monk; he must travel the whole world and count the exact number of blades of grass. He returns 10 years later with the exact number asking if he can see the noise now. The monks then say that he must count all the grains of sand on the earth. After doing so the monks lead him upstairs to a large, wooden door. The man goes to open the door and discovers that it is locked. He demands the key and the monks silently hand it over. He opens the door and behind it is a door made of stone. He gets the key only to reveal an iron door, followed by a bronze door, and then a silver door, then a gold door and so on. After passing though a ruby door, a diamond door, an emerald door, and a sapphire door, the man finally arrives at the very last door. He unlocks it; and behind the door is... something I am not allowed to reveal to you because you are not a monk.

  • @scottbradford9441
    @scottbradford9441 7 лет назад

    The many "Dan"s of Emma:
    "Dan...."
    "Dan!"
    "DAN!"
    "daaaan...."
    "DAAAAAAN...."

  • @elibot
    @elibot 7 лет назад

    So many memories of fun and frustration

  • @callum8979
    @callum8979 7 лет назад

    ah dan thanks for being on time with videos i was about to die

  • @De-cillion_Zephyr.
    @De-cillion_Zephyr. 6 лет назад

    4:36 Emma sounds like a demon lol

  • @moobar9602
    @moobar9602 7 лет назад

    o god who remembers the time that he played this on Dad cubed

  • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
    @Some_Really_Random_Dude. 7 лет назад

    Dan, since when did you become the mouthpiece of the Tau empire upon Holy Terra?

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 7 лет назад

    Emma's right, the ghost is just an evolved cubone. Well, cubone's mother. That's where the skull comes from.

  • @hatknuckles3658
    @hatknuckles3658 7 лет назад +2

    I love how he purposely makes emma look bad at all the games they play together

  • @pale2457
    @pale2457 7 лет назад

    Kinda ironic that he had a go at Corbyn then died straight after. It's almost like what we've been saying is true.

  • @craigwilde2162
    @craigwilde2162 7 лет назад

    Going off her description of herself, is Emma Magrat from Wyrd Sisters?

  • @sgkingly8392
    @sgkingly8392 7 лет назад

    Nice video to be uploaded on my birthday

  • @ZeroZerock
    @ZeroZerock 7 лет назад

    Why did dan choose the HARDEST TO SEE COLOUR POSSIBLE?
    Also, you can NOT catch the ghost through cheating. If you catch the pokemon with the same hex as the ghost, it enters your party as a marowak. There ARE glitch pokemon with the ghost sprite, but they're completely separate.

  • @theodorewinstone-hooper1446
    @theodorewinstone-hooper1446 7 лет назад

    so on Tuesday I got banned from using the computers at school because I googled mount etna, Vesuvius and krackotoa, playing shooting stars by bag raiders and playing n+ v2.0. funny

  • @AlarmedExiles
    @AlarmedExiles 7 лет назад

    Does Planet Coaster exclusively advertise on Dan's channel? This is the only place I've seen ads for it

  • @DrFlesh-xs7th
    @DrFlesh-xs7th 7 лет назад

    Take a shot every time Emma says "Daaan!!!"

  • @maxholland3643
    @maxholland3643 7 лет назад

    wasn't get down with the sickness a disturbed song

  • @Swimmyb12
    @Swimmyb12 7 лет назад

    I like how Emma says that Pokemon don't die, but then talks about Cubone, which literally wears the skull of it's dead mother.

  • @kennandunn7533
    @kennandunn7533 7 лет назад

    That wasn't Korn Emma that was Disturbed

  • @okaycase
    @okaycase 7 лет назад +3

    Emma: DAAAAAAN!

  • @GrumpyMidget10
    @GrumpyMidget10 7 лет назад

    that wasn't korn, that was disturbed

  • @blakewilliams8839
    @blakewilliams8839 7 лет назад

    demma is back on nerdcubed!

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 7 лет назад

    "And he can't touch himself? Sounds like hell..."
    Emma, masturbation addiction is a real problem...

  • @Dalton4D
    @Dalton4D 7 лет назад

    has nobody complained that he made his character the hardest color to see

  • @TheHumanEwok
    @TheHumanEwok 7 лет назад

    down with the sickness is disturbed. you just went and triggered me emma.

  • @theimperiumofman102
    @theimperiumofman102 6 лет назад

    Can’t wait for N+++ UltraUltimate Edition.

  • @williamcroft728
    @williamcroft728 7 лет назад +1

    I was watching demand before this and I thought youtube was broken but more Demma !!!!

  • @calrawson7
    @calrawson7 7 лет назад

    That music's better than most of Emma's music

  • @FlamingNinja
    @FlamingNinja 7 лет назад

    Who would win in a fight between Riddick and Jason bourne?

  • @di5a
    @di5a 7 лет назад

    I used a m' ball to catch missingno.

  • @profeseurchemical
    @profeseurchemical 7 лет назад

    golden nuggets are my fav cereal too no way

  • @pandapotato1617
    @pandapotato1617 7 лет назад

    Niki maninja is my favourite anime character

  • @kratos5580
    @kratos5580 7 лет назад

    down with the sickness is disturbed a korn song that i like is yall want a single

  • @paws9248
    @paws9248 6 лет назад +2

    ...but _mario has lava levels..._

  • @truemetro181
    @truemetro181 7 лет назад

    Jason Statham chasing Kevin Bacon

  • @tippytapmastervlogs8460
    @tippytapmastervlogs8460 7 лет назад

    When a nerd video just comes ou

  • @RegiRaidillonVT
    @RegiRaidillonVT 7 лет назад

    "We do have it down with the fisting now" DemmaCubed 2017

  • @SunnerLP
    @SunnerLP 7 лет назад

    The ghost is actually Marowak and not Cubone

  • @Schye-
    @Schye- 7 лет назад

    OMFG THE STICK FIGURES DAB

  • @awwkaw9996
    @awwkaw9996 7 лет назад

    it's a mavorak (pokemon ghost in pokemon red)

  • @profeseurchemical
    @profeseurchemical 7 лет назад

    down with the sickness is disturbed...

  • @MichaelADoesIndeedHaveACat
    @MichaelADoesIndeedHaveACat 7 лет назад

    It's actually Think Thinner Snoopy.

  • @bluelifemcg9784
    @bluelifemcg9784 7 лет назад +47

    so Emma hates almost every game

    • @trodeno6305
      @trodeno6305 7 лет назад +8

      Aside from "Mayreeo Kart"

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 7 лет назад +3

      As long as she doesnt like "Everyone's gone to the Rapture" we're fine

    • @bluelifemcg9784
      @bluelifemcg9784 7 лет назад

      XD

    • @zachk05
      @zachk05 7 лет назад

      DisKorruptd I liked it. Though I did get it for free so that's probably why.

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 7 лет назад

      Most people would tell you that they would have to be payed to play that game

  • @Infinatesquirrel
    @Infinatesquirrel 6 лет назад

    take a shot every time one of them kills the other one

  • @solarknight3942
    @solarknight3942 7 лет назад

    All Emma wanted was to play Mario
    A moment of silence for the small Jesus that died 500++ Ultimate Edition times this video
    *SO MUCH SILENCE*

  • @collinr4911
    @collinr4911 7 лет назад

    Emma mentions Korn the songs Disturbed, come on grill

  • @retnuh04
    @retnuh04 6 лет назад +1

    IT'S MAROWAK!

  • @jonahwebster1073
    @jonahwebster1073 6 лет назад

    Down with the sickness is disturbed not Korn, I’m disappointed 😂