Absolute polar opposite experience of the pizza question to Ben. I was on-board with some parental cringe right up until “dry pizza energy.” Like??? Consider you’re 16, hanging with friends. Your mom comes in playing WAP, serves “wet [bus] pizza” and throws it back. Embarrassing. You tell her it’s embarrassing and to cut it out. Your mom then claps back saying you’ve got “dry pizza energy” and your friends laugh at the diss. VILE experience. Your mother has now disrespected your feelings and gotten your friends to laugh at you on top of embarrassing you. You are a teenager. This may as well be death. All that to say nothing of what “pizza” has been made analogous to in this scenario. By no means is this as bad as bringing an explicitly forbidden raccoon to a wedding, but it absolutely earns the title of bushole
The wedding raccoon has an easy answer though. Just throw the person out. Problem over. Having a bad weird gross mom who hates you is only solvable in a way that will land you in jail for years or decades.
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I hope Ben gets the chance to be on the Smosh Reddit show because he's a natural at this!
The first story is just.
Ask for consent -> dont get it -> do it anyway
Absolute polar opposite experience of the pizza question to Ben. I was on-board with some parental cringe right up until “dry pizza energy.” Like???
Consider you’re 16, hanging with friends. Your mom comes in playing WAP, serves “wet [bus] pizza” and throws it back. Embarrassing. You tell her it’s embarrassing and to cut it out. Your mom then claps back saying you’ve got “dry pizza energy” and your friends laugh at the diss. VILE experience. Your mother has now disrespected your feelings and gotten your friends to laugh at you on top of embarrassing you. You are a teenager. This may as well be death. All that to say nothing of what “pizza” has been made analogous to in this scenario. By no means is this as bad as bringing an explicitly forbidden raccoon to a wedding, but it absolutely earns the title of bushole
The wedding raccoon has an easy answer though. Just throw the person out. Problem over. Having a bad weird gross mom who hates you is only solvable in a way that will land you in jail for years or decades.
Oh hey, some Pokemon Mystery Dungeon music!
19:21 Double downing on not knowing is insane. It is supposed to be a bit not a sketch. 😅
wow, they got jojo siwa to drive the bus
I hope she plays Hot To Go!