What A Sleepwalker Gets Up Too at Night| House M.D..

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 5 лет назад +8902

    _"Alright, here's your medical bill."_
    *depression again*

    • @slykeren8371
      @slykeren8371 5 лет назад +107

      He works from home so he obviously has a good job which means health insurance

    • @monkeysrcrazy1
      @monkeysrcrazy1 5 лет назад +217

      @@slykeren8371 to bad insurance can't buy a sense of humor

    • @Sputnik-03
      @Sputnik-03 5 лет назад +33

      It's a free hospital

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ 5 лет назад +31

      @@monkeysrcrazy1 The comment didn't take away from the joke. And had nothing to do with whether he understood the joke or not.

    • @monkeysrcrazy1
      @monkeysrcrazy1 5 лет назад +32

      @@AtotehZ to bad your health insurance can't buy you a sense of humor

  • @yummero6846
    @yummero6846 5 лет назад +6117

    "i need a genetic disease."
    "im sure youre carrying a few"
    🤣🤣😭

    • @jokerpandroidc9807
      @jokerpandroidc9807 5 лет назад +7

      You have 1k of likes and no comments? Dude you're not lucky!

    • @SorakaOTP462
      @SorakaOTP462 5 лет назад +8

      @@jokerpandroidc9807 Yeah wtf man. Wow is that even possible?? It took him 8 months to even realize that he became famous on RUclips because just only then he got a notification!

    • @jokerpandroidc9807
      @jokerpandroidc9807 5 лет назад +5

      @@SorakaOTP462 did you get a notification 🔔 now? Well i was talking about the people that hit the like button and didn't write anything about it. THAT'S unusual🤔. So i decided to start first. And yeah i was joking about his luck 🤞, i mean c'mon he get 1.7k😍 of likes 👍🍀.
      Just relax bro 😗😙😚😘. I think his lucky having us.

    • @SorakaOTP462
      @SorakaOTP462 5 лет назад +2

      @@jokerpandroidc9807 I didn't get notification, I just found the comment just now.

    • @jokerpandroidc9807
      @jokerpandroidc9807 5 лет назад +1

      @@SorakaOTP462 😀😁😂😂😏

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +8865

    I once sleep walked to my parents room and said “we need forks” and walked out

    • @canyounot4706
      @canyounot4706 5 лет назад +401

      Ive yelled about a snake being in my room. Then a few years later I got up. Stared at my mom for like 10 minutes saying absolutely nothing and went back to bed

    • @JahMeanXBeezy
      @JahMeanXBeezy 5 лет назад +461

      @@canyounot4706 girl what you mean a few years later you woke up? Was you in a coma?

    • @tinalamardion6126
      @tinalamardion6126 5 лет назад +71

      Few years ?

    • @icenoodle2683
      @icenoodle2683 5 лет назад +193

      Joe Radish They yelled about a snake being in their room one time, another time a few years later they got up, started at their mom for 10 minutes and went back to bed saying absolutely nothing.

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed 5 лет назад +370

      So, did you get more forks?

  • @artgurusauce
    @artgurusauce 5 лет назад +4355

    "Really? Is that why you do drugs? Because you're _happy?"_ Oof that one killed me lol

    • @ryanrandolph6193
      @ryanrandolph6193 5 лет назад +110

      I had this exact conversation with a friend of mine while we were coming down off acid. We were having a moment of "I've noticed that I'm not really happy"

    • @OP-lk4tw
      @OP-lk4tw 5 лет назад +12

      Yes, so you have a happiness overdose

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад +23

      That's a dumb question for someone like Thirteen to ask. You do drugs to get happy. You don't shoot up already in a good mood.

    • @annejpg5851
      @annejpg5851 5 лет назад +8

      Scott Velez I do drugs in a good mood, wtf?

    • @headrockbeats
      @headrockbeats 5 лет назад +12

      I usually do drugs whenever I'm psyched for something cool that wouldn't be _quite_ as enjoyable without them. Never drank yourself silly at a wedding? Geez Louise.

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 5 лет назад +9303

    to be fair, the smiling could be due to the fact he woke up with Olivia Wilde in his face

  • @语童李
    @语童李 5 лет назад +2312

    love how thirteen said "it's a felony" while sounding so damn excited

    • @carenxatu5962
      @carenxatu5962 3 года назад +63

      She looked excited too

    • @wusscake
      @wusscake 2 года назад +45

      In one episode, she and Wilson were playing a risky game of Truth of Dare. Thirteen loves excitement.

    • @jimmywhispers100
      @jimmywhispers100 2 года назад +22

      Drugs AND a field trip, anybody would be excited for that

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 года назад +1

      No not at all actually.

    • @709mash
      @709mash 2 года назад +15

      @@wusscake she's knows she's on borrowed time so she likes being risky.

  • @melissanoyb
    @melissanoyb 3 года назад +1084

    Wilson : "...and I've just given you the answer haven't I? And now you're going to walk out of here without saying anything...".
    Wilson's random but intellectual conversations once again making House's brain work even harder.
    BFF'S FOREVER

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 3 года назад +44

      And ofc House had to make sure he wasn’t entirely correct by saying “nope”😂

    • @Tashasrose
      @Tashasrose 2 года назад +6

      Nope

    • @709mash
      @709mash 2 года назад +7

      I like it when Wilson lampshades a scene. The tiniest hint of a 4th wall break.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus Год назад +1

      House has to be better so he works harder, and inbetween his side of the conversation his mind still dwells on the case, in overdrive
      It's like a moba game with bad teammates, you fight them, which makes you do better against your enemy as well (if more draining)

  • @sarahg6458
    @sarahg6458 5 лет назад +6003

    Taub had oddly good manners considering he’s buying *C O C A I N E*

    • @MartnCFdk
      @MartnCFdk 5 лет назад +145

      He's a charmer

    • @Taabituubi
      @Taabituubi 5 лет назад +339

      No need to be rude just because you're scoring cocaine.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +55

      He's Jewish

    • @annejpg5851
      @annejpg5851 5 лет назад +119

      I don’t recall ever needing to be an asshole to my dealer, just because I’m buying coke?

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 лет назад +100

      You'll find that people involved in illicit activities are especially professional and respectful in their dealings to each other, if they want to continue their business in good health. Reputation is everything

  • @lucyelcille
    @lucyelcille 5 лет назад +4564

    The way that they *smile* when they wake up. It's so heartwarming, oh my god...

  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 5 лет назад +688

    "Here dad."
    *tosses kidney

    • @nodeUser
      @nodeUser 4 года назад +7

      What am I supposed to do wit... wait, is this YOURS?

    • @nodeUser
      @nodeUser 4 года назад +8

      Yeah dad. That lady boss doctor asked me to give you mine.

  • @vachansj
    @vachansj 5 лет назад +4385

    Explain Kutner in 1 scene
    House: Sure, in white folk
    Kutner: They're black??

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 5 лет назад +282

      i just love the fact that "Black" is the immediate thing he jumps to when told "Not White", like where did your brain go in that moment.

    • @wakcedout
      @wakcedout 5 лет назад +150

      Shiirow realisticly it fit because people presume anyone with pale skin to automatically be white/Caucasian not noticing that the difference is more than skin.

    • @loicvanderwielen
      @loicvanderwielen 5 лет назад +83

      @@Shiirow I guess our brain or our society doesn't like middleground and doesn't handle it by default (i.e. first reaction when something is false is going for the opposite). Good vs. bad, black vs. white, blue/green vs. red, hot vs. cold, rich vs. poor, enemy vs. ally, etc. Here, the opposite of white (total reflection of colour or largest ethnic group in the US) is black (total absorption of colour or second largest group in the US)

    • @Alskasaur
      @Alskasaur 5 лет назад +5

      Everything’s black & white for him

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 5 лет назад +5

      wow kutner, you can have pale skin and not be white ahahahah xD

  • @GabrielKnightz
    @GabrielKnightz 5 лет назад +3765

    "I'd like to buy some cocaine please" :D
    How is he and Wilson not better friends. Is it just me or does Olivia look particularly radiant in this footage.

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 5 лет назад +76

      "No idea" to the former and "yes, I thought so, too" to the latter. For that "it's a felony" line especially. Must have been having fun that day or something.

    • @GabrielKnightz
      @GabrielKnightz 5 лет назад +16

      Exactly, that's the line it clicked for me too. Must've been.

    • @GabrielKnightz
      @GabrielKnightz 5 лет назад +13

      ...enchanting.

    • @bberllam
      @bberllam 5 лет назад +12

      The whole episode is about doing coke of course she is happy

    • @picallo1
      @picallo1 5 лет назад +26

      Because Olivia Wilde is female perfection.

  • @jessicalamoureux8726
    @jessicalamoureux8726 5 лет назад +12654

    ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵒᶜᵃⁱⁿᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

    • @thexavier666
      @thexavier666 5 лет назад +423

      If someone says it like that, he or she's definitely a cop

    • @matthewallen2273
      @matthewallen2273 5 лет назад +366

      @@thexavier666 I would ask like that because I'm not street wise.

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 5 лет назад +171

      @@matthewallen2273 thats why he had street expert with him haha

    • @Eu2619
      @Eu2619 5 лет назад +73

      How did you write it like that?

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 5 лет назад +35

      The Death magic

  • @shrikadhir5897
    @shrikadhir5897 5 лет назад +1810

    Wilson : I've just given you the answer, haven't I and you are going to walk out of here without saying a word ...
    House : Nope
    xD

    • @s.m.l.8771
      @s.m.l.8771 5 лет назад +23

      r/madlad

    • @Saintofloneliness
      @Saintofloneliness 5 лет назад +8

      I love the sarcasm in house

    • @radiantcat540
      @radiantcat540 5 лет назад +14

      The show's becoming self aware!

    • @Irene77545
      @Irene77545 5 лет назад

      This is d exact reason Y I'm addicted to house and his 'Ways'!!!

    • @ftfxhailstorm2916
      @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 года назад +2

      Soon as heard Wilsok say that I knew House was going to say "nope." Not sure why that word of all came to my mind, but I won't complain.

  • @nssteja7516
    @nssteja7516 3 года назад +262

    I love Olivia's delivery there "it's a felony".... Always gets me

  • @carenxatu5962
    @carenxatu5962 3 года назад +264

    I get choked up whenever I see the end. Imagine feeling happy, when you felt *nothing* for *years* . The joy, relief, and awe of that moment… like getting a breath of clean fresh air when before all you were breathing in was smog and pollution

    • @Phoenix-214
      @Phoenix-214 2 года назад +24

      While it wasn't ever exactly diagnosed, I'm pretty sure I was suffering from clinical depression for several years, after my mother died in front of me. Cancer. You don't quite...feel _nothing,_ but you _do_ feel very little, you feel tired, you feel uninvested. It's not sadness, it's apathy and a lack of energy. A lack of _life._ Maybe you're not in agony or constantly walking around with puffy red eyes, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's like being in a dream, looking at and listening to everything from underwater with a color-draining filter over your eyes. If you ever feel this way, get help. And by "help," I don't necessarily mean a therapist. You need someone or something to care about. A reason to care. A reason to want to do more than survive, but to _live._ It's a physiological condition, your brain chemistry's all fucked. There's often a...breakthrough moment where you start to feel things normally again. It isn't an instant fix but it's fairly rapid once the process starts. What these two patients had was even worse. I guarantee those smiles they let out were sign of a near-euphoric rush of fresh feelings. They'll never forget that moment.

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 2 года назад +7

      I was in a state you describe. Like behind a thick glass wall. Everything and everyone in the world was separated from me. I felt a bit like sleepwalking! It was a deep sadbess and trauma just as for you. It passed after a while.

  • @TheMaibus
    @TheMaibus 3 года назад +116

    Seeing Father and Daughter light up like that at the end was precious.

  • @skillcosby3095
    @skillcosby3095 5 лет назад +690

    "I need a genetic disease"
    "I'm sure you're carrying afew"

  • @shai.loves.tacos.
    @shai.loves.tacos. 5 лет назад +493

    lol the cocaine scene with Taub & 13 is one of my favorites 😂😂😂

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 5 лет назад +40

      “I would like to buy some cocaine please”
      That’s JUST like Taub! I laughed out loud when I first saw that.

    • @shai.loves.tacos.
      @shai.loves.tacos. 5 лет назад +2

      JimsyFlimsy i did too !!! a little too polite for a drug deal 😂😂😂

    • @MsTinkerbelle87
      @MsTinkerbelle87 5 лет назад +12

      JimsyFlimsy “Ok Pablo we good?” 😂

    • @LolixBelle
      @LolixBelle 5 лет назад +3

      honestly,im straight but that was oddly hot how she handle it o.o

    • @coffeeaddictexpress5038
      @coffeeaddictexpress5038 4 года назад

      shai.loves.tacos thirteen is so badass about it lol.

  • @derrickbartledoo2680
    @derrickbartledoo2680 3 года назад +316

    Be like Taub everyone, and be respectful to your dealers. Courtesy and honesty go a long way in every field.

    • @gaetissue
      @gaetissue 3 года назад +10

      _I would like to buy some cocaine please?_ 😂

    • @parduetheholyman
      @parduetheholyman 3 года назад +6

      This is an S-Tier comment

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 года назад

      💯

    • @Queenofthatank
      @Queenofthatank 2 года назад +2

      Be nicer to your drug dealers than anyone else kids that way they won't wanna sell you cut stuff

    • @jamjardj1974
      @jamjardj1974 Год назад

      😂

  • @mirjana72mb
    @mirjana72mb 4 года назад +214

    I love how Wilson broke the 4th wall in this and casually aknowledges that he does pretty frequently help House with the solutions.

  • @syfq6174
    @syfq6174 5 лет назад +260

    House : i need a genetic diseases
    Wilson : im sure you carry a few
    wilson is savage

  • @lizzykayOT7
    @lizzykayOT7 2 года назад +66

    Wilson being an Oncologist is so perfect with his personality, always the calm to House's chaos.

  • @whynotdean8966
    @whynotdean8966 4 года назад +192

    "We want you to give him a kidney anyway, because it would be cool if he had 3" Okay that had me in fucking tears.

  • @MANJYOMETHUNDER111
    @MANJYOMETHUNDER111 4 года назад +77

    Love the fact that there was a slight color drain on the camera until they cured him.

  • @FrozenPhotonX_X
    @FrozenPhotonX_X 5 лет назад +162

    I once sleepwalked when I was younger, made a grilled cheese sandwich, and went back to bed. Didn't even take a bite, just left it on a plate.

    • @ymyr1
      @ymyr1 4 года назад +13

      what a waste : )

    • @papimiloson2854
      @papimiloson2854 3 года назад +25

      I wanna be your roommate

    • @formyself3790
      @formyself3790 3 года назад +9

      I bet you made it so the ghost in the corner wouldn't go hungry

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 5 лет назад +643

    7:49 How could you not when you wake up to a vision like that.

    • @GabiJambob
      @GabiJambob 5 лет назад +41

      i was looking for that comment dude

    • @Zegmaar_Bas
      @Zegmaar_Bas 5 лет назад +34

      It is such a weird camera placement. or rather. why the fuck is 13 breathing in this guys face lie she's gonna kiss him.

    • @nuggs5509
      @nuggs5509 5 лет назад +27

      .....her beautiful eyes ❤️

    • @gutz1981
      @gutz1981 5 лет назад +31

      @@Zegmaar_Bas To be honest and fair, that was roughly what I saw in terms of distance when a nurse woke me up after my surgery. Unfortunately it was a male nurse and I did not get to wake up to a wonderful view like this guy did with 13. But the nurse dude was okay looking I guess, so if I was a woman or gay, it might have been a much nicer experience similar to this one. LOL

    • @oriozeri6155
      @oriozeri6155 5 лет назад +16

      @@gutz1981 dude belive me waking up to a beautiful lady and a bright room makes you think you died and went to heaven 😂

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr 2 года назад +50

    Fun fact: Jerry "Jamal Hamoud" Harmon (the dad) is played by Salvatore Xuereb, who is of Maltese descent, and the Maltese, a Mediterranean people, would have many of the same kind of genetic markers as the ethnicities House mentions. So does the daughter, who is played by an actress of Greek descent.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 10 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe, just maybe, that’s why they were cast…

  • @monam5962
    @monam5962 5 лет назад +1576

    House's team is as screwed up as he is .They would risk going to jail to prove his point .

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 лет назад +94

      And to save a life

    • @doyltruddy902
      @doyltruddy902 5 лет назад +49

      It's a TV show.

    • @24k.zyy01
      @24k.zyy01 5 лет назад +31

      @@doyltruddy902 no shit

    • @Lyle-xc9pg
      @Lyle-xc9pg 5 лет назад +27

      real doctors would just let them die

    • @achilleswelch8673
      @achilleswelch8673 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, cause buying a gram of coke is gonna land them in jail.

  • @smackfanxion
    @smackfanxion 5 лет назад +201

    He literally put the smiles back on there faces.

    • @moshadj
      @moshadj 5 лет назад

      The title should be "to", your comment should be their, and your name is Grammar Jew. What's happening?

    • @smackfanxion
      @smackfanxion 5 лет назад +1

      @@moshadj
      No, it is "four". It would be "their" in quotes and it would be "What is happening".
      If yur gun'a gramma nazi at leeeezt du eet rite.

  • @ReganADHD
    @ReganADHD 4 года назад +45

    Gotta love the "NOPE!" at 4:44 just so house could be right and make wilson wrong lmao

  • @Iwillfigureoutanamelater
    @Iwillfigureoutanamelater 3 года назад +82

    0:53 Her expression as she says “It’s a felony” is hilarious!

  • @kungfurabbits
    @kungfurabbits 5 лет назад +85

    4:33 "I've just given you the answer haven't I... and now you're going to walk out of here without saying a word."
    I do appreciate when shows sort of break that wall and finally become aware of a ridiculous moment that happens all the time as opposed to always looking dumbfounded and being like "House???"

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 3 года назад +42

    Honestly the best line in this episode "Whatever he has, she has it too."

  • @longlee1100
    @longlee1100 4 года назад +22

    "no, I am just a bitch who knows what she wants" that line cracked me up lol

  • @George24FTW
    @George24FTW 5 лет назад +339

    “Haleebaba” 😫😫 cmon House 😂😂😂😂

  • @ewwwitscosso2292
    @ewwwitscosso2292 5 лет назад +925

    My entire family is prone to sleep walking but the funniest story I could tell you is about my brother last summer
    Every night he would walk down stairs, fill a massive glass with milk and ice, drink it and go back to bed
    He never once remembered this, it went on for 3 months

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 5 лет назад +46

      At !east it was healhy! XD

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 5 лет назад +15

      My brother used to use it to get away with sneaking about at night.

    • @tinaz.6137
      @tinaz.6137 5 лет назад +64

      😂 my brother once woke up, unlocked his room lock, walked downstairs & turned on the TV to the highest volume dead night while sleepwalking, woke the whole family up

    • @elbertcamerino9229
      @elbertcamerino9229 5 лет назад +14

      @@tinaz.6137 wooow.. that mess up.

    • @GosieKin
      @GosieKin 5 лет назад +42

      Try handwalking bedroom->kitchen (my mum as stunned witness, as in the world of consciousness I could barely do 3-5 steps), sleep-talking fluently in a foreign language that gave me trouble at school (again, mum as witness) or giving a full summary of a movie we had watched with my family.
      Now, I bear witness to my son's sleep talk (loud and clear sentences of his inner monologue, sometimes even coherent (and hilarious) dialogues with me which he never remembers in the morning) and sleepwalking (various, including tidying his desk or 'going to school' at 3am in his pyjamas)...

  • @MrJenpaul123
    @MrJenpaul123 5 лет назад +699

    Incapable to feel pleasure. Imagine living a life without the essence of what makes a life pleasurable.
    Some wants to be normal, and some just want to feel nothing.

    • @Dawnarow
      @Dawnarow 5 лет назад +9

      I dont think you need to feel anything to know and remember what it means. This part they got all wrong, but sure... "what would be the point?" It's the question that people still ask themselves even if they are surrounded, generally happy, but don't live much excitement. Its not because they need excitement or purpose, but rather because they believe in whatever words they think they need to acquire to be fulfilled. Life is pointless unless you let meaning latch onto certain words you know.
      Being a person of principles makes it very easy to live without asking yourself these questions in spiral without being able to get out of the loops you created for yourself. Good moral principles, that is. It allows you to surround yourself and then you can live a happy life... maybe even strive towards happiness, but knowing you don't need it to live certain very happy and valuable memories. Then, you can even believe that these memories are your happiness. What is wonderful is that nobody can take them away from you.

    • @r0yce
      @r0yce 5 лет назад +2

      Ever heard of....... No parents vs losing parents?

    • @MrDeamon1
      @MrDeamon1 5 лет назад +5

      I feel anhedonia for some unknown reason ........not all the time.
      Not fun. Well. I guess that's obvious.

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +12

      Imagine going to Burger King, and ordering a Whopper. And you sit down and eat it. And you can't enjoy a single bite of it. So much so that it gets you to turn your life in a positive direction.
      And then you become Ironman.

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 5 лет назад

      #TheLatter4MeFTW

  • @pc2814
    @pc2814 4 года назад +24

    “Glad you like it Pablo now can we go?” - Taub

  • @hectortorres9316
    @hectortorres9316 5 лет назад +26

    When they buy the coke
    It looked like a "It's always sunny" montage

  • @chloecarrots1189
    @chloecarrots1189 5 лет назад +59

    My friend has night terrors. They’re usually awful... but once I was sitting with another friend watching an anime. My night terror friend was asleep in the bed next to us. Suddenly he sits up and screams “PIRATES ARE COMING” and ran full speed into the door. He fell back onto the carpet and went back to sleep. It was hilarious and terrifying at the same time

  • @MargoMB19
    @MargoMB19 5 лет назад +74

    Love Thirteen in this. Of course I love any scene she's in. Sleepwalking is freaky, before I went into the hospital in 2017 I was apparently sleepwalking a lot, making chocolate milk, going on the computer, it's really creepy to have no memory of doing those things!

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +1

      Never been sleepwalking, but I’ve definitely blacked out a few times. That’s equally as scary.

  • @WhisperingWinds0
    @WhisperingWinds0 5 лет назад +29

    "feeling better?" well.. let me put it this way. If I woke up and saw olivia wilde asking me that question with that beatiful face. how could I not be feeling better?

  • @standardcake18
    @standardcake18 5 лет назад +335

    13 is amazing. She’s a really good actor

  • @swetashetty941
    @swetashetty941 3 года назад +21

    'i need a generic disease'
    'im sure you are carrying a few'
    Writers for this show ...no award is good enough for you. .. Awesome job .. crack me up all the time !!

  • @RatSunflower
    @RatSunflower 4 года назад +12

    imagine if thats the first time they smiled at each other dear lord

  • @traxracer
    @traxracer 5 лет назад +634

    Just to confirm then.... its definitely not Lupus right?

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 5 лет назад +30

      It’s never lupus.

    • @ExtraRuRo
      @ExtraRuRo 5 лет назад +9

      It was lupus

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +4

      Basically imagine going through life with everything mildly annoying you and not even "The most satisfying video ever #438" could make you feel a twinge of satisfaction.

    • @glitterrave453
      @glitterrave453 5 лет назад

      It's never lupus

    • @fateunknown9
      @fateunknown9 5 лет назад +4

      It ain't Lupus till it's Lupus.

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 2 года назад +10

    Loved Wilson's reaction to House's "eureka!" face. 🤣

  • @henybenayed3548
    @henybenayed3548 3 года назад +51

    Finds out the patient was mid-eastern. Proceeds to butcher every single name he said.
    Classic House 😂

  • @MrHanBrolo
    @MrHanBrolo 5 лет назад +294

    We gonna ignore the fact that thirteen just did cocaine

    • @rubenlarochelle1881
      @rubenlarochelle1881 4 года назад +30

      She didn't. She _tasted_ it, not _did_ it. Tasting it in your mouth has no effect (other than feeling how it tastes and getting your tongue slightly dizzy).

    • @i_booba
      @i_booba 4 года назад +81

      @@rubenlarochelle1881 Cocaine DEFINITELY works when you put it in your mouth, lol. What in the world kind of logic are you using.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 года назад +18

      @@i_booba Not everyone knows how drugs work.

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 года назад +63

      also nobody noticed how she knows how it's the right stuff too.

    • @samtexsemtex6998
      @samtexsemtex6998 4 года назад +3

      @@i_booba it works not as well. Inhaling is more powerful then swallowing pills or injesting it.

  • @seoulseokjin
    @seoulseokjin 4 года назад +25

    “Halibaba?” LMAO🤣😅

  • @jacobroman7846
    @jacobroman7846 5 лет назад +153

    my brother once sleep walked looked at me and said "I'm gonna run you over" then headed to his car
    I pulled him back to bed fast af lol

    • @BZ1610
      @BZ1610 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfaooo

    • @agssilv5919
      @agssilv5919 5 лет назад +2

      jacob roman cjill bro chill

    • @billmcdonald8901
      @billmcdonald8901 3 года назад +4

      That moment when you remember his eyes were open

    • @sukalyanchakroborty6030
      @sukalyanchakroborty6030 3 года назад +2

      @@billmcdonald8901 I don't know in what state sleepwalkers stay like r their eyes stay opened ?? how they go in anywhere & do stuffs like making or peeing drinking anything without seeing in sleep when brain may stop or active ?? Don't know just asking

    • @draguta8995
      @draguta8995 3 года назад +3

      Some people know their house/environment so well that they can sleepwalk it with their eyes closed. I, for one, though I have never sleepwalked (from what my family tells me), do make a point of memorizing my house with my eyes closed just in case a power outage goes on overnight. Other people have such solid habits of room placement that they never have anything where it doesn't usually go, so that it's just a matter of muscle memory to walk through the house and not have anything trip you up.

  • @Timri3681
    @Timri3681 5 лет назад +17

    My former roommate used to work in a restaurant. He once sleepwalked into the bathroom, got a pair of my mother's underwear from the laundry hamper, took them to the kitchen and arranged them neatly on the counter . We watched him for a couple minutes until he got a bottle of ketchup from the fridge, then asked "WHAT are you doing!?" He blearily replied "Gotta fix this go-order..." That's when my mother took the ketchup away and I walked him back to his room and put him to bed...

  • @AndriaTheKobold
    @AndriaTheKobold 5 лет назад +124

    my mom tells me I once sleep walked into the kitchen when I was like 8, poured myself a glass of water, drank half, dumped the rest on my head and just went back to bed lol

    • @mandy2917
      @mandy2917 3 года назад +12

      dumped the rest on your head 😂

  • @bryankerbow7871
    @bryankerbow7871 5 лет назад +4

    All these clips are awesome. Ive watched most of them because even though I have seen most every episode they originate from I like rewatching certain parts and these clips are like watching the entire episode in 10 minutes or less. They are basically the video version of cliffs notes. Lol. The entire episode summed up in no time. Thanks to whomever is uploading them.

  • @Lucifer666Est
    @Lucifer666Est 5 лет назад +23

    "I need a gemetic disease.."
    "I'm sure you're carrying a few."

  • @syedshahnawazimam9884
    @syedshahnawazimam9884 5 лет назад +139

    The daughter is a good actor

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 5 лет назад +7

      It's not hard to act emotionless
      Actors do it by accident all the time

  • @megsterbbb
    @megsterbbb 4 года назад +16

    My brother once sleepwalked into my parents' room and my mum saw him, didn't know he was asleep and got him a glass of water because he was mumbling and she thought that was what he wanted. He took a sip and spat it back out at her then went back to bed

  • @अण्वायुवरीवर्त

    7:49 damn everybody would smile if they see this every morning

  • @tv-hl1dm
    @tv-hl1dm 5 лет назад +7

    Once I sleepwalked from my cottage in our backyard to our house about 30 m away. The cottage is a place where I sleep, basically another house. I got up, didn't put clothes on, took the keys, managed to open the door, go to the main building, and open the door and say: I want to sleep at the sofa" to my mom. When I woke up I was thinking why did I come to the main building for no reason, I can only recall the part when I came in the house at 1 pm and go to the sofa.

  • @KCR0506
    @KCR0506 5 лет назад +32

    "Great... we will start him on immediate treatment for all kinds of garbage"

  • @Djeispark
    @Djeispark 5 лет назад +271

    *The last thing that guy looked like was a "Jamal Hammoud"*

    • @hannahanneabraham97
      @hannahanneabraham97 5 лет назад +74

      But he kinda does? The girl looks very obviously arab but the dad ould pass off as an arab to me.
      I'm kinda surprised the team didn't catch on sooner.

    • @aribasultan
      @aribasultan 5 лет назад +40

      Youd be surprised, theres a lot of people who look similar to him that are arabs

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 5 лет назад +10

      Ikr, I thought that all Arabs were brown skins with curly hair and beard

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 5 лет назад +22

      C V
      Well, now we can deep-six that stereotype.
      Only a few hundred more to go.

    • @FortuitusVideo
      @FortuitusVideo 5 лет назад +12

      @@WAEVOICE There are arabs who live on the coast of the Mediterranean. They tend to have a higher european admixture than say an Iraqi.

  • @ashikmd.rashid6284
    @ashikmd.rashid6284 4 года назад +9

    House: I need a genetic disease
    Wilson: I'm sure you're carrying a few

  • @dimspacha
    @dimspacha 5 лет назад +15

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP POSTING
    House MD is my favorite show I watched it 10times, and can never get even enough of House (and Wilson)
    THANK YOU

  • @mrtzak
    @mrtzak 4 года назад +12

    House: "I need a genetic disease"
    Wilson: "I'm sure you're carrying a few"
    😂 😂 😂

  • @kolizar666
    @kolizar666 5 лет назад +8

    I love how Wilson is like "yeah, I'm used to this"

  • @swetashetty941
    @swetashetty941 3 года назад +2

    'ive just given you the answer' ..
    How many times has Wilson been the reason for House's Eureka moments!!

  • @voss134
    @voss134 5 лет назад +29

    I once sleepwalked and went to leave the house in the middle of the night, pretty spooky

    • @trunks9659
      @trunks9659 5 лет назад +2

      Vostera my brother fell of his high bed and dislocated his knee when he was asleep

    • @samulai
      @samulai 5 лет назад +4

      This happened to me too. I was confronted at the door by my dad, awoken by the noise I made. He asked what was I doing, to which I replied: 'I have to go the storage room.' I repeated this line three times before coming to my senses. Spookiest thing is, the storage was in a separate building. Who knows where I would've ended up

  • @Bubble170
    @Bubble170 5 лет назад +1050

    “It’s a felony.”
    **Proceeds to buy drugs with more knowledge finesse than most people who buy drugs on a regular basis have**
    Right. Realistic.

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 5 лет назад +286

      I think the implication is she does, or at least did, a lot of drugs.

    • @foreignbeggar3783
      @foreignbeggar3783 5 лет назад +186

      what? it’s been shown in other episodes that she gets high. or got high at one point. most notably after finding out about her Huntington’s diagnosis.

    • @EddyG2023
      @EddyG2023 5 лет назад +32

      Have you watched the show?

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 5 лет назад +19

      Didn’t Thirteen have her romantic partner die while she was scoring in the medical lab while as a doctor? Or is that another series?

    • @persey7241
      @persey7241 5 лет назад +8

      @@tiffanypersaud3518 You're probably mixing them up. The only relationship I remember Thirteen having was with Foreman

  • @DJCallidus
    @DJCallidus 5 лет назад +10

    My brother was ill with a chest infection and fever. He goes in to my parents room at 2:00am and tells my dad is friends on the phone. Then handed him his TV remote and went back to bed.

  • @redericson1993
    @redericson1993 5 лет назад +22

    A father and daughter finally find clinically and empirically self-evident happiness... Dopamine... dopamine and bright, white smiles for all...

  • @cambriehanks6542
    @cambriehanks6542 5 лет назад +9

    I used to sleep walk. I would climb off my top bunk go outside, lock my self out there and cry. I was a mood

  • @Ironicwaffle9503
    @Ironicwaffle9503 4 года назад +11

    Wilson coming through like a true Chad, like always

  • @gabeslist
    @gabeslist 6 месяцев назад

    Him waking up and looking at that plant and the use of like color, the breeze, and the changing focus as a visual indicator of feeling happiness was excellent.

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff7 2 года назад +5

    4:05
    "I need a genetic disease"
    "I'm sure you're carrying a few"

  • @achillesis8521
    @achillesis8521 Год назад +1

    Bro waking up to that face and those plants, I would have thought I was in heaven.

  • @smurfyday
    @smurfyday 5 лет назад +48

    You folks missed Wilson's dig.
    House: I need a genetic disease.
    Wilson: I'm sure you're carrying a few.

  • @tolumnia
    @tolumnia Год назад +2

    The family that sleepwalks together, stays together

  • @MrSquiggles.
    @MrSquiggles. 4 года назад +6

    When being a doctor turns you into a hustler of hustlers then you know you got a good job

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 Год назад +1

    “Sure hope I’m right.” Of course he’s right, he did the staring off in space for a minute before storming off without (much of) a word thing.

  • @recklessvector4790
    @recklessvector4790 5 лет назад +23

    I fell asleep before dinner.
    Apparently i sleep walked and ate my dinner 😂

    • @YawMoney
      @YawMoney 5 лет назад

      RecklessVector same here. Wow

  • @ZolaRenard_01
    @ZolaRenard_01 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thirteen's knowledge of questionable things is so amazing sometimes 😅

  • @ciangibbons6643
    @ciangibbons6643 5 лет назад +648

    Typo in the title. Should be "to" not "too"

    • @jessecox8486
      @jessecox8486 5 лет назад +23

      It's a play on words. Too means also. The dad has it. The daughter has it too. So they used that as the title.

    • @ciangibbons6643
      @ciangibbons6643 5 лет назад +29

      @@jessecox8486 I know but puns like that are unforgivable in my books, there's other ways it works but that particular sentence is sickening

    • @jessecox8486
      @jessecox8486 5 лет назад +5

      @@ciangibbons6643 lol. Okay. I used to hang with a bunch of polyglots, so I have this horrible habit of explaining language concepts.

    • @ciangibbons6643
      @ciangibbons6643 5 лет назад +7

      @@jessecox8486 It's fine, my original post wasn't that clear

    • @bbyyy6941
      @bbyyy6941 5 лет назад +10

      Jesse Cox nope. It’s still to

  • @abdullahjaved0330
    @abdullahjaved0330 5 лет назад +2

    The man gave such a beautiful smile at the end.

  • @NightcruiserMA
    @NightcruiserMA 5 лет назад +8

    7:16 Anyone else notice that this first clip of Cuddy painting is actually played in reverse?

    • @fateunknown9
      @fateunknown9 5 лет назад +2

      NightcruiserMA yeah...

    • @NightcruiserMA
      @NightcruiserMA 5 лет назад

      Actually it's the second clip of her painting. I have no idea how or why I would notice that....

  • @Admiral_Purrito
    @Admiral_Purrito Год назад +1

    "I need a genetic disease"
    "I am sure you're carrying a few"
    what a line

  • @JuanchisLopez
    @JuanchisLopez 4 года назад +3

    7:47 "welp, thats a morning wood that is not going away anytime soon"

  • @ejrilling
    @ejrilling 5 лет назад +8

    “Everyone is happy until they unwrap that pretty present and discover that they got a wall clock 🕑 in the shape of Africa 🌍”
    I’m dead 💀🤣

  • @muhibaqeel5380
    @muhibaqeel5380 5 лет назад +9

    When the remote has a dead battery,
    You can't replace it with another dead battery" Gregory house

  • @avancons1
    @avancons1 3 года назад +1

    I like how they went handheld and is all shaky with the camera when getting the coke. Feels like one of those undercover shows back then.

  • @fantasyarch
    @fantasyarch 3 года назад +3

    -You want us to score coke from a drug dealer?
    -It's exciting!
    Haha great pitch from House

  • @dragondr1
    @dragondr1 3 месяца назад

    7:51 I really like this little scene where he looks around the room and just smiles when seeing the plants, because it reminds me of the first time I took anti depressants, the first thing I did upon feeling it in my system was just stay still and look around my room, it felt as if I've been looking at everything in black and white and suddenly the colors of the world had returned even though I could already see colors, then I would just smile to myself and look out the window for a while so I could enjoy my new perspective of the world.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 лет назад +202

    Are you going two fix the title?

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 5 лет назад +23

      That's to much work.

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 5 лет назад +23

      Why would they have 2?

    • @djmiller232
      @djmiller232 5 лет назад +27

      Their, they're. The title isn't to bad two understand.

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 5 лет назад +15

      Or you serious? Its perfect.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад +14

      You guyz rock. Seriously, thiss is mi favorite thred on thiss chahnell

  • @baishihua
    @baishihua 5 лет назад +2

    I love they use hand held camera for the drug scene, it is like a little breaking bad parody.

  • @billflk2364
    @billflk2364 2 года назад +12

    She knows her stuff when it comes to coke, the fact she smears her teeth and says she doesn't want the good stuff to hook you on it she wants the same thing as the junkies use, lol

  • @0o0Lo
    @0o0Lo 5 лет назад +2

    I love the fact that not only he does incredibly look like a young Jack Nicholson, but at 2:20 he looks just like him in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest movie during asylum tests lol

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 5 лет назад +3

    I once sleepwalked into my grandma's room and deliriously stated "no, i wasn't playing with the scissors" and then promptly fell over

  • @nfilms17
    @nfilms17 2 года назад +1

    The Awesome cinematography changing to cater each act is really good! Especially the framing and camera motion...

  • @rxg9er
    @rxg9er 5 лет назад +4

    Not sleepwalking but one time I dreamed I was trapped in a pitch black tunnel. I then woke up in my pitch black room. I work nights so keeping my room pitch black helps me sleep during the day. Because I woke up in the exact same condition as my dream I thought I was still in my dream and banged on my bedroom walls trying to get out. It was only when I opened my bedroom door I realized I was awake.

  • @4estherv
    @4estherv 5 лет назад +1

    those smiles at the end almost made me cry