The Armstrong and Miller Show | Olden Days Musician Sings "Gonna Take You To A Gay Bar"

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  • A bold pianist tries to jazz things up for his persistently traditional audience, by playing a couple of songs they are unlikely to have heard before.
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  • @pauljackson1029
    @pauljackson1029 2 месяца назад +23

    I've lost track how many times I have watched this and it is still hilarious

  • @neofox.
    @neofox. 5 лет назад +314

    "YOU SIR" ...lmao

  • @victoriaevans3481
    @victoriaevans3481 Год назад +123

    Brilliant!
    Can we just stop and admire how well a pianist Alexander Armstrong is?!! He's bloody good.

    • @jacobleetaylor
      @jacobleetaylor 7 месяцев назад +4

      Classically trained

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 7 месяцев назад +1

      How well?

    • @Dunk1970
      @Dunk1970 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@lordeden2732 To be fair, he didn't seem to be unwell. Well, not until the lady struck him with a silver tray.

    • @tomwelsh989
      @tomwelsh989 4 месяца назад

      Classically 😉​@@lordeden2732

  • @jamestinsley3110
    @jamestinsley3110 4 года назад +184

    The juxtaposition of the guests talking about horrible things that have happened to people nonchalantly getting horrified by the music and lyrics is hilarious!

  • @mattjackson9859
    @mattjackson9859 7 месяцев назад +25

    I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... but your great-great-great-grandkids are gonna love it...

  • @ALAH13
    @ALAH13 3 года назад +239

    "All that was left was his top hat and silk scarf the rest was just dust."
    That line makes me piss myself laughing every time.

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 3 года назад +29

      Kind of makes you want to hear the rest of THAT story, doesn't it?

    • @satireisnotdead5804
      @satireisnotdead5804 3 года назад +17

      @@samuelholmes3696 All of the anecdotes sound pretty wild to be fair

    • @ID-8491
      @ID-8491 2 года назад +13

      @@satireisnotdead5804 Drinking the 12 shots of absinthe and trying to swim the channel.

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 2 года назад +14

      @@satireisnotdead5804 definitely! I want to hear more about the guy who was hypnotised into believing he was a steam locomotive!

    • @satireisnotdead5804
      @satireisnotdead5804 2 года назад +6

      @@samuelholmes3696 I want to know how he entirety of a man's being is reduced to dust, but his top-hat and scarf remained un-spoiled

  • @zhongwenren
    @zhongwenren 2 года назад +49

    Just for reference here are the songs and the parts featured in the skit. 1st song Mouse T - Horny (around 50 seconds in), 2nd song is Ride on Time - Black Box (around 1minute 50 seconds in), 3rd song is Gay Bar - Electric Six (the whole song)

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 Год назад +3

      That would be 'Mousse' rather than 'Mouse'.
      The whole name of the act for that song is specifically 'Mousse T. feat. Hot 'n' Juicy'.

  • @jameretief8327
    @jameretief8327 3 года назад +71

    The way the party is just talking casually about horrible unusual deaths is a skit in itself.

  • @mattbland2380
    @mattbland2380 3 года назад +166

    They definitely should have done more of these. I'd like to see them eventually getting into it. Having Armstrong and Miller back for a new series would be great.

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 8 месяцев назад +9

    I always loved the Armstrong & Miller skits in which they juxtaposed the 21st century with some other era. Like this Victorian pianist playing modern songs that completely go against Victorian era sensibilities, cavemen doing job interviews, posh RAF pilots talking like modern teenage girls, etc

    • @robertybob
      @robertybob 5 месяцев назад +4

      Isn’t it though

  • @marklamley3826
    @marklamley3826 4 года назад +79

    There aren't many comedy sketches that reduce me to hysterical laughter but this is 1. Even though you know where its going it somehow becomes even more funny

  • @LOVEDAVEGAHAN
    @LOVEDAVEGAHAN 2 года назад +37

    I wish Armstrong & Miller would do more together......it's way overdue!

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 Год назад +17

    This is how my musical mind works. All it takes its a single note. 🤣

  • @rockawaydatasystems4294
    @rockawaydatasystems4294 Год назад +26

    Even after hundreds of views, this is still my go-to video for whenever anything makes me angry or sad - and it still never fails 😆

  • @ledichang9708
    @ledichang9708 5 лет назад +103

    It's so weird to see Jim and Martha from Horrible Histories in the background.

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 3 года назад +3

      And the woman that hits him with the tray at the end is April from IT Crowd in the episode where Jen breaks the "internet."

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 года назад +1

      He should just grow that moustache, it really works

    • @machina4279
      @machina4279 3 года назад +1

      @@weirdTedE91 Lucy Montgomery. An absolute queen.

  • @jonnydarkfang2816
    @jonnydarkfang2816 6 лет назад +113

    Started watching this everytime it appears in my feed. Which of course makes it appear more often. Still love it though, I'm gonna have to rewatch the whole show again!

    • @Jalkoth
      @Jalkoth 6 лет назад +3

      Same here

    • @johnhewlett4872
      @johnhewlett4872 6 лет назад +5

      Me too! I wish they had done more of these sketches :)

  • @kingdarkem
    @kingdarkem 8 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that they are probably snorting powdered mummy remains during this and get mortified by the music is comedy gold...

  • @thefifthhorseman555
    @thefifthhorseman555 Год назад +18

    Seen this hundreds of times still makes me laugh

  • @rio_reds
    @rio_reds Год назад +7

    0:06 is the woman in the centre Martha Howe-Douglas?? I swear Jim Howick appears straight after as well.
    Edit: Just watched the rest and yes, yes it is. Absolutely wild to see some of the Horrible Histories cast 1. In other sketches and 2. Separated from the rest of them.

  • @Juan-wo7zu
    @Juan-wo7zu 2 года назад +9

    “All that was left was his top hat and his silk scarf, the rest was just dust”

  • @Electricshrock
    @Electricshrock 2 года назад +8

    Even in that context, the chords from Ride On Time sound great.

  • @thehumancrayon3264
    @thehumancrayon3264 5 лет назад +44

    Many have claimed to have been born too late. Some are obviously born too early.

  • @historygrad7493
    @historygrad7493 10 месяцев назад +9

    I keep watching this and laugh just as hard as the first time I saw it. 😂 It always cheers me up.

  • @fins59
    @fins59 10 месяцев назад +6

    I'm laughing so hard it actually hurts, but I'm going to watch it again anyway.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 4 года назад +286

    I could watch 10 hours of this with inappropriate modern songs.

    • @AmirBrooks
      @AmirBrooks 3 года назад +21

      One gets knocked down, but one gets up again...

    • @alisonbryant5799
      @alisonbryant5799 3 года назад +15

      Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls" would be perfect.

    • @JBOsurf
      @JBOsurf 3 года назад +8

      @@alisonbryant5799 Nine Inch Nails - Closer..

    • @alisonbryant5799
      @alisonbryant5799 3 года назад +10

      @@JBOsurf I don't think the audience would make it to the chorus. Mass fainting would ensue by line three of the first verse.

    • @Dark_Autumn
      @Dark_Autumn 2 года назад +11

      I'd like to see: "Sex On The Beach" - T Spoon; "Smack My Bitch Up" - Prodigy; "I Touch Myself" - Divinyls; "Sex Bomb" - Tom Jones.

  • @dr.yangvan6930
    @dr.yangvan6930 2 года назад +3

    You sir!

  • @erikarneberg11
    @erikarneberg11 2 года назад +28

    Does anyone else wish he could have made it through at least one more chorus or verse of “Gay Bar” before he was so unceremoniously bashed in the head? As my ex-wife used to say; “I just wish it would last longer…” ; )

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 Год назад +1

      Yea, Armstrongs musically talented on top of being hilarious.

  • @TheVickersDoorter
    @TheVickersDoorter 3 года назад +42

    He was hypnotised into believing he was a steam locomotive. A very rum affair...

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 2 года назад +8

      A man of God and with such enthusiasm. Well of course they ate him... ^_^

    • @tmp3477
      @tmp3477 2 года назад +4

      Caught it in a Turkish bordello, of course he is quite insane now. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardsmith6995
    @richardsmith6995 4 года назад +13

    I've loved English humor since I was a kid, can't beat it...

  • @jamesfish18
    @jamesfish18 2 года назад +8

    We need more of this, it quite often has me in tears

  • @elliotchinneryhinks8554
    @elliotchinneryhinks8554 Год назад +8

    This scene is so hilarious 😂

  • @Halfdanr_H
    @Halfdanr_H 2 года назад +28

    Stuff like this needs to be on tv instead of the over-saturated schedule of crap reality tv shows.

  • @michaelofarrell9637
    @michaelofarrell9637 27 дней назад

    Excellent.,pity. They dont reform..this is. Class

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 3 месяца назад +1

    I envy anyone who can casually play a musical instrument like that

  • @WolfTheMartin
    @WolfTheMartin 3 года назад +16

    absolute joy... such a great show before its time

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 3 года назад +9

    Simply Divine, their expressions!!

  • @addressedtokill
    @addressedtokill 6 лет назад +23

    Hahaha- great stuff. My mates and I used to slowly sing in Gregorian chant 'I'm so holy- holy, holy holy'.

  • @GEOindustries0
    @GEOindustries0 10 месяцев назад +1

    That Electric Six album is so good.

  • @PeterW-ski
    @PeterW-ski Год назад +2

    My favorite of all A&M 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube
    @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube 3 года назад +2

    Brilliantly done

  • @SamuelThomasFraser
    @SamuelThomasFraser 8 месяцев назад +1

    *three verses in*
    "I say, I've forgotten to put the bins out."

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 6 лет назад +5

    This is just epic!

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 20 дней назад

    The raspy voice Lucy Montgomery is using here cracks me up.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 6 лет назад +9

    I should definitely give this a go...

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 2 года назад +5

    I could easily simp for Jessica Ransom.

  • @paulrhodesquinn
    @paulrhodesquinn 8 месяцев назад +1

    That really got me! 😂😂

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 3 года назад +16

    LMFAOOOO that's so accurate cuz he's singing so aggressively and so fast, they probably think he's having a panic attack at 0:55 HAHAH

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 3 года назад +2

      Fun fact: that kind of music did exist for centuries, I mean, fast and aggressive, it's just not something that you would play in a salon during conversations.
      And I also think that "gay" have got its modern connotation in like 1950s, so in the period portrayed it would mean "I want to take you to a *frivolous* bar" which still means that it's not uptight and "I have something to put in you" would be understood completely perfectly in context ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Link on this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay#Shift_to_specifically_homosexual

  • @mike-fj4vd
    @mike-fj4vd 2 года назад +5

    Yes he drank 12 shots of Absinthe and then tryed to swim the channel...

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 3 года назад +3

    Armstrong and Miller: Kings of Anarchronism 😄

  • @pawebrodzinski6094
    @pawebrodzinski6094 2 года назад +1

    ahhh...! in you! 🤣🤣🤣 dyin

  • @zyazyaya3797
    @zyazyaya3797 7 месяцев назад

    가끔씩 보러오는데 진짜 급발진 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개웃끼넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @johntoland6696
    @johntoland6696 Год назад +1

    Armstrong is now(2022) one of the Classic FM presenters.

    • @MsGnor
      @MsGnor 7 месяцев назад +1

      @johntoland6696 And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 🤣🎻🎶

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 3 года назад +2

    crazy paving, i don't know how else to say it!!

  • @chasidahl8563
    @chasidahl8563 3 года назад +10

    A much missed addition to our tv viewing!

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 3 года назад +5

      what a sick world around us, great comedy no longer permitted, in the name of whimps, who should be sectioned. Poor guys having to head up piss-poor quiz shite. etc

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 Год назад

      @@MrDaiseymay it must be like a glass grave to them.

  • @muninraven3327
    @muninraven3327 2 года назад +5

    I'm addicted to watching our American friends reacting to our quirky comedy. Why isn't this right up there? The WWII pilot sketches? Almost nothing. I fear it is our duty to hammer suggestions in the comments. It's that, or we are stuck with the likes of Michael McIntire reactions. Not good. No, Sir/M'aam. Not good at all!

  • @JavertRA
    @JavertRA 4 года назад +8

    These should have been done full length... on Armstrong's next CD perhaps?

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 Год назад +2

      I'd pay several doubloons for such a thing!

  • @juchetony1910
    @juchetony1910 2 года назад +1

    "he had twelve shots of absinthe and tried to swim the Channel".

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 2 года назад +1

    ‘Bought it in a Turkish bordello. Of course he’s quite insane now…’

  • @BabelColour
    @BabelColour 6 лет назад +10

    Gave me a belly laugh!

  • @80sman21
    @80sman21 Год назад +2

    GAI BAH GAI BAH GAI BAH!!!

  • @onesyphorus
    @onesyphorus 16 дней назад

    knowing he played an entire chorus of greensleeves just to land on D minor for gaybar lol its just absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Norkindar
    @Norkindar 9 месяцев назад +1

    "All that was left was his top hat and a silk scarf, the rest was just dust." I'd be pissed off if that conversation was interrupted by an upstart pianist too.

  • @OLDMANTEA
    @OLDMANTEA 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tough to find quality entertainment back then lol..

  • @marklees2603
    @marklees2603 2 года назад +4

    i'd love to take modern music back in time

    • @SakariWolf13
      @SakariWolf13 Год назад +1

      It's probably not quite what you mean, but you might want to check out PostModern Jukebox. They do covers of songs in retro styles.

  • @uptoncriddington6939
    @uptoncriddington6939 2 месяца назад

    Excuse me, but I already felt rather faint when I noticed all those dangerous electrical lamp thingies.

  • @ARBC2024
    @ARBC2024 28 дней назад

    I’ve just noticed a lot of those people were the Horrible Histories /Ghosts guys.

  • @dereksawle
    @dereksawle 4 года назад +3

    Hilarious! 😂

  • @vivekvicky2595
    @vivekvicky2595 2 года назад +2

    From 1:30 that was a great tune

  • @EekEek77
    @EekEek77 4 года назад +32

    Eleven people thought she was, "from Iran"

  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics 6 лет назад +58

    Always hilarious when the uploader ruins the punchline in the title. Oh wait...

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 4 года назад +4

      Helps people find it if they're searching for it.

  • @wellofbeersheba
    @wellofbeersheba 2 года назад +3

    I only discovered recently that this is a real song by Electric Six.

    • @iwasglad122
      @iwasglad122 2 года назад

      Really? OMG I thought it was just a funny and original part of the sketch. I must investigate further! Thanks for the info!

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 Год назад +1

      @@iwasglad122 the video features Gaybraham Lincoln.

    • @americasnudeerection604
      @americasnudeerection604 Год назад

      A great song, though neither their best nor their whackiest.

  • @ryankim9203
    @ryankim9203 5 лет назад +5

    Dat gaybar never gets old.

  • @footbru
    @footbru 8 месяцев назад +2

    " a man of god with SUCH enthusiasm .... of course they ended up eating him"

  • @h1nicolas
    @h1nicolas Год назад

    He is receiving a broadcast from the future

  • @robs5688
    @robs5688 2 месяца назад +1

    What's the name of the first song?

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 5 лет назад

    So funny!

  • @simonmadsen4802
    @simonmadsen4802 2 года назад

    RIIIIGHT ON TIME XD

  • @dodgyb2001
    @dodgyb2001 2 года назад

    APRILLLLLLLL!

  • @night_angel_FB
    @night_angel_FB 6 лет назад +1

    Hahaha brill

  • @ketmaniac
    @ketmaniac 4 года назад +4

    400 years ago they had "Fine Knacks for Ladies".

    • @topologyrob
      @topologyrob 3 года назад

      Indeed. There was no lack of ribaldry in songs of the last few centuries, though they tended not to appear in such polite society I suppose (with some exceptions, eg. Mozart's canon on "lick me in the arse").

  • @albion.hlafweard
    @albion.hlafweard 5 лет назад +6

    Right on time... right on time

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 года назад +3

      it's 'ride on time'

    • @ketmaniac
      @ketmaniac 4 года назад

      It's "Rydon Thyme"

  • @JavertRA
    @JavertRA 4 года назад +9

    Is it just me who wants the sheet music? Also, two Horrible Histories vetes. to be spotted in this scene.

  • @Makeitso2023
    @Makeitso2023 Год назад

    Who’s the actress next to Ben miller? Sure I’ve seen her in other things but can’t think of her name

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
    @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 3 года назад +11

    he didn't protest for teh "gay bar" as he did to the previous songs XD

  • @user-ci2lc6pc3u
    @user-ci2lc6pc3u 3 месяца назад

    he looks like John Stuart Mill😂

  • @BlowmeRoger
    @BlowmeRoger 2 года назад +2

    A euphemism for how society still works

  • @Turniplord
    @Turniplord 6 лет назад +2

    Is Armstrong and Miller back on or is this an old episode?

  • @flannerymonaghan-morrs4740
    @flannerymonaghan-morrs4740 6 лет назад +14

    Gay bar sounds Kina like "Come as You are" by Nirvana.

  • @Femboy-Isack
    @Femboy-Isack 5 лет назад +65

    I wish I could play gay bar on the piano

    • @felipemonsalve5231
      @felipemonsalve5231 4 года назад +3

      Damm it sound fucking good. I wisht it too

    • @TheVickersDoorter
      @TheVickersDoorter 3 года назад +11

      Or better still, play Gay Bar on the piano, in a gay bar.

    • @Femboy-Isack
      @Femboy-Isack 3 года назад +2

      @@TheVickersDoorter lol

    • @JavertRA
      @JavertRA 3 года назад

      Prize to anyone who has the sheet music

  • @wolfzatadaemus4632
    @wolfzatadaemus4632 2 года назад

    Omg on 2021 im still laughing so hard watch these video 😂😂😂😂

  • @multifuel9689
    @multifuel9689 2 года назад +2

    popłakałem się ze śmiechu :.... ))

    • @ID-8491
      @ID-8491 2 года назад

      Nie tylko Ty :)

  • @Oj12323
    @Oj12323 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂💀 omfg

  • @pacus123
    @pacus123 2 года назад +1

    What is name of the actress who hits Armstrong with a tray?

  • @ryankim9203
    @ryankim9203 2 года назад +3

    1:26 All of sudden beethoven pops up musical inspiration LMAO

  • @zibafu
    @zibafu 3 года назад +1

    What was the second song ?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 3 года назад +6

      "Ride on Time" by Black Box
      m.ruclips.net/video/M0quXl_od3g/видео.html

  • @katrinacassar8939
    @katrinacassar8939 4 года назад +1

    Yes please! I wanna go to a gay bar!

  • @lucianadurangomensoro
    @lucianadurangomensoro 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:32 Milei sos ese?

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 Год назад +1

    AT THE GAYBAR! GAYBAR! GAYBAR! WOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

  • @jamesfish18
    @jamesfish18 2 года назад +2

    All these episodes are so funny, just getting past the farmer’s market song at the moment

  • @billcobbett9259
    @billcobbett9259 5 лет назад +4

    At 1:01, you'll see that the lamp has a light switch and a cord. Was this deliberate, or a cockup by the set designer?

    • @erikarneberg11
      @erikarneberg11 2 года назад +1

      Electric Six has been around for longer than you might think… Errr… sorry. I meant the electric light…