This May Be the RUDEST D&D "That Guy" of All Time - RPG Horror Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @pants9969
    @pants9969 Год назад +42

    "he had so many red flags he could be mistaken for a love interest from a romantic novel" im dying

  • @JKevinCarrier
    @JKevinCarrier Год назад +152

    The cursed weapon that takes over it's user is a common enough fantasy trope (happens to Travis Willingham at least once per campaign!), but geez, ease into it a little. Give them a few hints that the whip is a potential problem ("As you successfully negotiate your way out of the situation, you feel the whip moving in your hand, as if it's...restless"). If nothing else, at least let them make a couple of saves before you force the character to go full massacre.

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 4 месяца назад +1

      It took Craven’s Edge like 20 sessions before it took Grog’s soul. You gotta build up to something like that. I was screaming at my screen anytime the idiot Goliath swung that damned sword, because Matt had made it clear that it was pretty cursed.

  • @andrwblood9162
    @andrwblood9162 Год назад +39

    It's funny because I think everyone fears being a person like Zhao, except the people who are like Zhao.

  • @jameszoeller1517
    @jameszoeller1517 Год назад +86

    Man. I love the idea of antisocial Druid preferring to remain in wild shape because it’s the only way they can feel comfortable and being forced to shift out of their comfort zone when entering towns and cities to avoid causing a scene.

    • @ReluXander
      @ReluXander Год назад +3

      That's actually an angle my partner plays with her Druid - Given the choice she would much rather be a lynx for a few hours than a person. Granted her preference for wildshaping stems from being ostracized as a child and later surving and escaping the Underdark alone, but the similarities stand.

    • @stephanefrediman2894
      @stephanefrediman2894 Год назад +2

      I'm just creating a character for a homebrew camping and that's exactly what I was planning.
      She is from a isolated underground folk and was forced to the superficie and it's wide world she knows very little about. The plan is to meet the other players after getting into a ship as a cat, which is almost her everyday form.

  • @bunnybean77
    @bunnybean77 Год назад +32

    "Fighter discovers sword" is my favorite skit so far!

    • @TheWolvyrne
      @TheWolvyrne Год назад +3

      Same, that was golden! XD

    • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
      @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 Год назад +1

      Funny you should mention this, it took me roughly a year of oneshots for me to realise that monks had martial arts.
      As someone who liked playing monks.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 Год назад +78

    If the Monk has Ki-empowered strikes, the party must be at least level 6.
    At that level, everyone should have a +1 or, at the very least, moontouched weapon.

    • @KnightsRealm98
      @KnightsRealm98 Год назад +15

      And the Ranger and Paladin should have at least a few spells

    • @jaredgilmore3102
      @jaredgilmore3102 Год назад +11

      For a module not necessarily, if they started on a campaign they may not have found the right kind of weapons yet, especially if they started at level 3 or 4 as is typical for a module like that.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Год назад +6

      @@KnightsRealm98 Rangers have mostly support spells. You are right with the Paladin though. Their spells slots are limited, but efficiency, because Divine Smite can not miss.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Год назад +1

      @@jaredgilmore3102 Very new dungeon masters indeed have qualms about changing the loot.

    • @KnightsRealm98
      @KnightsRealm98 Год назад +4

      @@schwarzerritter5724 Well, Hunter's Mark, Hail of Thorns, Lightning Arrow, Elemental Weapon, these are pretty damaging. Yes, most are support/utility, but Rangers aren't starved for magical attacks either.

  • @TheWolvyrne
    @TheWolvyrne Год назад +82

    “My WIFE is threatening to DIVORCE ME!!”
    *“G O O D !”*
    Also I love the drawings placed on the set, are those new? I feel like I haven’t seen them before

    • @The_Young_Lion
      @The_Young_Lion Год назад +1

      Crispy channeled his inner Jocko Willink with that one.

    • @EdieBird
      @EdieBird Год назад +6

      I swear, I need an excuse to snarl "FORSAKE YOUR CHILDREN!"

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 Год назад +5

      I knew the bit was gonna de special after "YOUR PATHETIC OFFSPRING CAN WAIT"

    • @RaptorRocka
      @RaptorRocka Год назад +3

      The couple is from a community post from a while back. I think it was a birthday present he gave to a player.

    • @rentheseer190
      @rentheseer190 Год назад +2

      @@EdieBird Scenario; minor villain gang leader threatens to party to choose one, pay off the massive debt they accrued or forsake the orphanage they sworn to protect. Use that line for the boss to intimidate the party.

  • @Creaturrous
    @Creaturrous Год назад +11

    "My wife is threatening to divorce me!"
    "GOOD!!"
    got me xD

  • @orbynit8614
    @orbynit8614 Год назад +16

    Man, that package deal story felt so familiar lol. A game I was in had a pair like that, where one half was great and actually roleplayed while the other just played their sibling and never did anything outside of combat. I'd always thought of the bad one as slightly annoying but harmless - he didn't do anything, even when the DM or us other players tried to directly give him prompts to get involved in stuff, but at least his worst sin was just being uninvolved. Turns out he was frequently messaging the DM and some other players constantly to complain about things or contest game rulings or whatever, and then he and the good one had a falling out and the rest of us were happy to have an excuse to dump him while keeping his better half. We played out the rest of the campaign like his character never existed, which was pretty easy given his total lack of involvement.

  • @ByrdieFae
    @ByrdieFae Год назад +10

    "MY CHILDREN ARE CRYING OUT FOR ME!!" has me deceased. Your skits are good, man!

  • @roelvanbree3151
    @roelvanbree3151 Год назад +44

    The sword feeds on love, anger, fear or suffering? That sword is just a recipe to the Dark Side.

    • @nerdorama009
      @nerdorama009 Год назад +5

      Sounds like a Hexblade patron. Hell, I might use it as a Hexblade patron.

  • @ValkyrieMortensen
    @ValkyrieMortensen Год назад +35

    I’ve never even played DND but I am OBSESSED w watching these videos rn. Honestly makes me WANT to play it (with better results than what occurs in these stories obvi lmao)

    • @SaturnineSound
      @SaturnineSound Год назад +5

      You should! I’ve never played D&D specifically, but I’ve been playing other TTRPGs for a long time and they’re a ton of fun, plus a great way to get to know new people or to get closer to existing friends.

    • @PsychicAlchemy
      @PsychicAlchemy Год назад +3

      I've been playing on and off since 2001. Your mileage will always vary depending on the group, of course, but if the idea inspires you then it would definitely be worth getting some experience! There's always people willing to teach newbies.

    • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
      @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 Год назад +1

      It's honestly really fun, at least to me, even if you do run into some weirdos, that's what you get with any large fandom.
      Difference being that due to it being co-operative, it does mean that some terrible dudes tend to wear out their welcome and are sorta forced to become better.

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hell yeah go for it! Bad experiences can happen but they can happen with any hobby. When you find a group you click with, its a total blast to punch goblins and make silly voices with your friends!

  • @LucyBean42
    @LucyBean42 Год назад +66

    God, I a player who joined an established party ask on her first day in session "do I have enough time to run a dungeon in FF14", 1 1/2 hours into playtime.

    • @danferrusquia2819
      @danferrusquia2819 Год назад +17

      Yikes. Crafting/gathering is one thing, but a dungeon?

    • @benwil6048
      @benwil6048 Год назад

      Lol rip

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Год назад

      I mean FF14 dungeons don’t last that long, usually
      I know that’s not the point but still, it could be worse

    • @leffed2109
      @leffed2109 Год назад +1

      I have mindlessly run Prea while playing D&D and my DM knew (also plays FFXIV) and approved because I actually focus more on the roleplay of others when I have something mindless I can do on the side. Another dungeon would probably be hard to do. But I do gathering/crafting all the time while being a D&D player.
      The point is that whatever you do to stay focused shouldn't remove focus from others so as soon as your fidget toy (basically what playing a game is) distracts you or someone else it needs to go.
      My rule of thumb is if someone notice I am playing another game at the same time as D&D I need to stop. Hasn't happened that much, like 2 times while playing for years, but when it has I have shut down the other stuff.
      Playing to just pass time while others have the spotlight so you don't have to listen is another thing though.

    • @DICEBOY22
      @DICEBOY22 Год назад

      Insert The Twinning Music.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 Год назад +8

    I sometimes catch myself browsing the net or reading something on the side during sessions when my character is not involved but I would never just straight up do something as involved as playing games while this is going on.

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Год назад +11

    I'm so confused over why people would argue OUT OF CHARACTER about a character being framed for murder.
    These people sound crazy.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      I assumed it's one of those "you should have told us sooner" deals or there was more to it. Not saying OP deserved the vitriol from the table, but I don't think it was simple as seeing a murder or being framed.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад

      @@ArcCaravan Definitely details missing. Why would someone want to leave the party over this

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      @@genericname2747 I'm guessing the same reason a party member would leave a murder hobo or an especially evil character in a non-evil campaign.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      @@RedSunUnderParadise Sounds like any tabletop game.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      @@RedSunUnderParadise They sound no different.

  • @llamachai
    @llamachai 10 месяцев назад +2

    Crispy yelling "FORSAKE YOUR CHILDREN" had me burst out laughing 😂

  • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
    @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 Год назад +64

    Damn, it’s definitely bad DM’ing to force your player’s character into becoming a murderer on the run. How could they think that OP would be fine with that? ? Something like that has to be discussed 100% of the time.
    Thankfully they learned from that mistake and I hope their game has become better afterwards…

    • @jaredgilmore3102
      @jaredgilmore3102 Год назад +5

      Not that it was perfectly handled but this would be a typical werewolf type thing, and quite frankly as a veteran i was calling it from the get go. Talking weapons are almost always a drama machine where your character is going to be sacrificing power for their soul. It seems the player knew this she admitted she was a fan of dark plotlines the main problem was it interfered with another players goals it seems. Maybe the DM could have given some rolls to allow more chances to avoid this outcome, or for the other part members to interfere, who knows maybe the DM tried but the players just failed or didn't pick up the hints.

  • @CrazyGamebino
    @CrazyGamebino Год назад +5

    yeah the "that guy" story sounded like a pain especially seeing as they didn't really try unlike their friend who seemed to the perfect person to play with

  • @MilesPlaysPriv
    @MilesPlaysPriv Год назад +3

    ...IDK, maybe I'm just too Baldur's Gate 3 dark urge pilled, but I think the whole cursed whip thing is actually a cool plot twist, I'd love to RP that.

  • @nightstalker32587
    @nightstalker32587 Год назад +3

    We had a similar loot issue in my game last week, but with a better ending. Long story short after defeating a corrupted official we found a note on top of a chest, the note spoke of a grand conspiracy and the writer believing the chests contents would help said conspiracy. There was a large number of expensive jewels, but nothing else of any real value or aid. Even the DM was a bit upset by this, he'd been rolling from a table and I guess kept rolling low. One of the other players told him "you know you don't have to roll for it in a situation like this. It's not like it's random stuff from a dragons horde, it's more specific then that so you could actually just choose items you feel make more sense." The DM brightened at the idea, gave us 2 more items (the chests size wouldn't have been able to fit much more). Later he kinda made up for it by having us meet up with a retired adventurer connected to the barbarians backstory who sold us magic gear at a discount. The jewels from the chest covering it with plenty left over.

  • @couver73
    @couver73 Год назад +3

    God, that last story just reminds me that having a player that doesn't pay attention or does something else (when they should be focusing on the campaign) isn't uncommon for me to deal with. Literally one of my groups right now has a player like that, and I'm not one to bring it up. I don't know if I can trust DMs to keep me anonymous. I hate being confronted for speaking out. I'm of the belief if you play tabletop RPG, you must put all your attention into it. If you can't, you're not invested and *you're not cool.* You're just wasting everyone's time. Period.

  • @SiberianOldPal
    @SiberianOldPal Год назад +3

    The Understanding Sake!
    The monk in my campaign is a raging alcoholic, I will give him The Understanding Sake as a reward next time :D

  • @scolek22
    @scolek22 Год назад +1

    I did a 12 hour combat, once. 3 sessions of 4 hours each. after it was over, we made the DM swear he'd never do that to us again.

  • @lonelypuppchp5436
    @lonelypuppchp5436 Год назад +2

    Member of the Void: We don't want him

  • @KeystheDragon
    @KeystheDragon Год назад +3

    I'm glad they finished their first combat encounter by the time I got here

  • @BiggestGal
    @BiggestGal Год назад +17

    I wonder if the DM from the intro story was running the Fool's Gold module. The vague description seems to match it kind of, though I don't know if it throws you into foreclaimer ruins as early as 6th level since I haven't actually read much of the module itself yet.

  • @Thrythlind
    @Thrythlind Год назад +4

    I was in a combat that lasted 3 sessions before. But it was designed with several stages (there was an ongoing siege). The sessions were about 4 hours.

    • @felinemage8285
      @felinemage8285 Год назад +1

      I mean the real question is. Did you have fun because if so thats all that matters xd

    • @Thrythlind
      @Thrythlind Год назад +1

      @@felinemage8285 Oh yeah, it was great.

  • @Turtle-Melon
    @Turtle-Melon Год назад +3

    Story: Kuo-toa
    Crispy: Uk'otoa
    Me: KRAKATOA! 🌋

  • @TigerKirby215
    @TigerKirby215 Год назад +2

    Wow my story was the first one. Wasn't expecting it to show up so fast :)

  • @VonSnootingham
    @VonSnootingham Год назад +1

    I was in a game where the dm tended to design long fights. One boss envounter was against a beholder that was supercharged by a macguffin. The fighter lasted about 10 hours over 3 sessions. It was tortuous by the end. One of the things it could do was summon more minions. By the time we killed it, we'd killed something like 40 minions.

  • @Zarlos01
    @Zarlos01 Год назад +3

    That intro reinforced my opinion to at level 7, I give my players at least one magic weapon. The weapon could not fit the player style of combat or is a spellcaster with a +1 stick, but they have an alternative against normal damage resistente/imune enemies.

  • @Bladez10
    @Bladez10 Год назад +1

    Can't wait to see how the combat encounter goes next time. Maybe we'll be able to catch the tail end of it.

  • @alwayswrite2011
    @alwayswrite2011 Год назад

    9:21- My solution to this while brewing up my home is to write a note on the loot list. "+1 weapon to character that's been missing the side of the barn with their sword," or something to that effect.

  • @cammyshill3099
    @cammyshill3099 Год назад +2

    The skits are so good in this.

  • @RadiusIgnus
    @RadiusIgnus Год назад +1

    Ahh that random ABK clip was a pleasant surprise!

  • @dashroyer7249
    @dashroyer7249 Год назад

    As annoying as that sounds, having a +10’ moose appear in any situation sounds kinda hilarious. Like one of natures most stand-off ish creatures just pops up in a fantasy 711 is comedy gold

  • @TheAusar
    @TheAusar 11 месяцев назад

    Resistance to non magical attacks is like the worst designed trait a monster can have. Like oh boy, i love invalidating the martials only gameplay purpouse, while simultaniously being completely invalidated, as soon as you get a magic item.

  • @bulw4rk856
    @bulw4rk856 Год назад

    In our Elder scrolls dnd game, we wandered into a demi-plane within a dungeon created by the dungeons mage overlord, and a gate of oblivion opened up with a small-ish invading force of daedra (if you call a daedric seige crawler and a daedric Valkynaz with around 100 soldiers and churls small)
    One of our guys got the favor of a daedric titan who is picking off the smaller guys.
    The group was separated before the attack, but reunited during it. Two of us are protecting the town thats in the demi-plane from its walls, while myself and three others are facing off against the Valkynaz.

  • @brushdogart
    @brushdogart 8 месяцев назад

    My GM insists on all characters having a reason to work with the party as part of their back story.
    The closest we ever came to the lone wolf archetype was a dampyr who tried to distance himself from others out of fear of them getting hurt, underneath he was secretly obsessive about protecting his chosen family but he would never admit this to anyone. He also had a cute habit of giving the other characters nicknames, which he would pretend was supposed to be an insult but no one believed him.
    Always remember, TTRPGs are a group activity. If you aren't willing to play well with others you should go play a solo computer game.

  • @WhyYouMadBoi
    @WhyYouMadBoi Год назад +11

    "The only person to bypass damage resistance is monk with ki empowered strikes"
    Wait this is a 6th level party and the DM didn't give the rogue, ranger, paladin any magical weapons? Not even a moonlight sword or even a fucking +1. Insanity
    The reason is that basically the enemies got double HP. It isn't balanced around spellcasters its also balanced on giving your players magic weapons past 5th level the second they do they should get a +1 weapon.

    • @KnightsRealm98
      @KnightsRealm98 Год назад

      Also, Paladins are half-casters. So, was that player just not using any spells/smites?

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi Год назад

      @@KnightsRealm98 at six level only 4 1st level and 2 second level. Plus hopefully they were in a open field if they are the paladin should've had his steed out.
      The best case is using magic weapon spell but that is 2nd level and concentration so if the paladin loss the conc then fuck them right

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Год назад

      Not all campaigns feature heavy use of magic weapons and that’s fine but if you know they’re going to be running into resistance enemies, you should probably consider giving them the opportunity to properly prep for it. In a stay campaign of mine, the party usually has 1-2 magic items each by the time they’re level 5

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi Год назад

      @@Xylarxcode "Not all campaigns" This only works when it comes to homebrew works. If its a module then the module will be judged as a product. And if the product throws bullshit like double hp enemies past the point where the characters should have it. This isn't "creativity" its gimping martial characters and you know this. Cause the problem doesn't exist for casters. If its a low fantasy module it would be said in the post. It wasn't. Nor the module in question which means its a Wizard's module and well....that just means its shit.

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi Год назад

      @@KnicKnac I did say best case, bless isn't good in this situation cause it doesn't matter if you can hit them its the matter of damage. Shield of faith is good if you want defense but then again that wasn't the issue either.

  • @qixl8237
    @qixl8237 Год назад

    We had the exact opposite as the opening story. 6 players, 5 magic users: a wizard, warlock, cleric, druid and sorcerer and 1 fighter. An anti-magic shield and the fighter charmed on the first turn and rolling terrible on all his saves, made the fight nearly impossible.

  • @alexsullivan323
    @alexsullivan323 Год назад +1

    The last game for the 3.5 game. We were in an anti magic zone fighting zombies with 200 hp. Most of our group is magic base well magic weapons no effect . We had low hp so we all ran. The dm was shocked that we gtfo. Turns out his friend that never showed up had an overpower character and was meant to help us clear this fight. We dropped for other reasons but yah that was a bs fight

  • @kyuven
    @kyuven Год назад +1

    BG3 thumbnail with a dark urge whip? Oh boy!

  • @shadowmyst9661
    @shadowmyst9661 Год назад

    Now I have had a session a ran go for over five hours of only combat, but most of that time was in a larger scale battle against an Ancient Green Dracolich in its Lair. The Dracolich had many minions ranging from Undead, Evil Druids, Living Trees and even some Fiends. But in the end my players had enjoy the session overall as I was able to keep the combat engaging, and intense.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye Год назад +3

    You may have a problem if your mind went immediately to rice wine in that context. 😅

  • @ArbitraryOutcome
    @ArbitraryOutcome Год назад

    NGL I absolutely loved Ultimate Angler back in the day when the 3DS was still in production and I could get StreetPass tags consistently during high school, but then my 3DS ended up formatting itself and I'm forced to start from scratch. Still fun though.

  • @ericc-s.2410
    @ericc-s.2410 Год назад

    okay, that skit at the end got a good laugh out of me

  • @situpeutparlemoi
    @situpeutparlemoi Год назад +2

    Lol, the skits in this are amazing! Also really loving the credits for the artists you've worked with, that's really neat!
    Thanks for the laughs and lessons, Crispy!

  • @miaththered
    @miaththered Год назад +1

    Stardust meets Castlevania sounds baller tbh.

  • @onyourdevice
    @onyourdevice Год назад +4

    im not gonna lie when playing online i sometimes game BUT only cozy game that i can half pay attention too to keep my ADHD in check as dnd as most if not all my attention

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +3

      I could see myself grinding/farming during DnD like I do when listening to streamed games. But only if I could easily stop or avoid focusing on it. It would have to be secondary to the tabletop game I'm playing with people.

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 Год назад

    I had a game I joined once where it took me an hour and half to be introduced. Honestly? I was fine. The dm was trying to herd the group to the correct place and the group also wanted to introduce me quickly, it was just hilarious to watch them stumble over each other so I was amused in that time. To be honest I also picked up way more information from my notes in that time and it made it easier to write up notes on each character so I have a good idea who is who later (online game so more difficult when you don’t have a person in front of you). It worked out and we still managed to hit all the plot points we intended to. My intro was still smooth and it didn’t take much to convince the party that I was joining them and it was believable that I was (I was asking about a missing npc my character was working with and the party was there to meet that person because one of them has them as their important backstory npc, and so, after a worrying sending, I had us take some beasts I had access to and we took off to look where I had a general clue the npc may have gone. All in all, was a good quick way and the short journey allowed us to discuss). Anyway, that was my experience with joining a game. Probably could have been a horror story but I was so amused that it was perfectly fine to me which I assured the group of because they were beating themselves up about it. I only think this bodes well for what we will all get up to.

  • @The_Real_Fomsie
    @The_Real_Fomsie Год назад +1

    So, Pathfinder 1e at a FLGS, about 10 years or so ago... there was a guy at the table named Virgil who was in his late 50s and while he wasn't playing games during the sessions, he was always sitting there with his laptop and watching Anime and Hentai! In a public game room! Would have been better if he had been playing video games, though I am loathe to imagine what he would have been playing... Sadly, that wasn't even the worst/most creepy of his behavior, but that is a tale for another day.

  • @nightowlwriter
    @nightowlwriter Год назад +1

    For the last story.
    Not only was this person clearly not invested in playing, no...
    They played a game nearby, which... isn't only rude, but it also affects the other players' game.

    • @ragingdevi
      @ragingdevi Год назад +1

      I was in one game where one player would sometimes walk his dog during the beginning of the game and was once *driving* and rolling his die in the passenger seat. I just don't understand why people choose to do things that are rude (and/or actually dangerous). He was rarely ready to play when it was game time.

  • @liska_dae
    @liska_dae Год назад

    I've always been bad at recognizing opportunities.

  • @robertbryant4669
    @robertbryant4669 Год назад +1

    World's Longest Combat: Okay, so the GM suggested a possible out using one of the party's better assets, which the players took, and then proceeded to plow through the obstacle anyway because, "Hur hur! They're using magic! Duh!" That is a supremely asshole move; it's clear that the GM just wanted to get rid of the smoke bomb and was going to make this battle happen no matter what.

  • @whakadabellgate5699
    @whakadabellgate5699 Год назад

    your skids are becoming pretty good

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander 11 месяцев назад

    I've been modifying the rewards in the modules I run because none of my players are a strength based martial class. All the +1 Longswords have to become Shortswords or Scimitars or Rapiers

  • @Thrythlind
    @Thrythlind Год назад +1

    There was a player in my group who turned out to be heavily toxic and may have significantly contributed to my worst case of burnout as a GM, but I was largely collateral damage in their involvement with my group, so I'll leave that story to someone else to tell. Plus said person interstalked one of us for years and I'd rather not start that up again.

  • @davidarmstrong1617
    @davidarmstrong1617 Год назад

    There's nothing worse than a guy who gives lip-service to attendance, or occupies themselves with a book or surfing the net when it's not their turn. I've had a couple players in the past who were either consistently late, disrespecting the time of myself and other players, and those who just couldn't put away their phones and spent a great deal of time clowning around on my time.
    Look, I'm not some monster nor some control freak. But I do believe that when you commit to a D&D game, you are committing your time and attention to that game. To disregard that commitment by doing other things during a game, or being inconsiderate of others' time is nothing less than a total lack of respect for me and the other players. It brought me no joy, but I have had to tell a couple players, "I'm sorry, but you're out of the group. We're tired of waiting for you to show up before we can start and we're sick of having to recap what happened between your last turn and this one because you weren't paying attention. It's your farkin' JOB to pay attention!!
    So... Sorry, not sorry, this table is not for you. Please take your dice and go. Maybe you can find another table that is just there to hang out and isn't trying to tell a collaborative story. Anyway, you're not a good fit for us (me) and you're not welcome here any longer."

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 Год назад +2

    That jape with the vial of smoke was BS, he knew it wouldn't work and still suggested it.

  • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
    @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 Год назад +2

    Hi, the DM for the Package Deal party!
    If anyone has any questions. I'd be cool to answer them.

  • @cameronb851
    @cameronb851 Год назад

    22:20 - Instant video pause to thumbs up and comment here about the fighter's "Whoa, this come out?" exclamation. It's funny, because occasionally it's embarrassingly true.

  • @missmichelejean
    @missmichelejean 2 месяца назад

    In a whispering voice: "uk'otoaaaaaa"

  • @DANTVSVERGIL
    @DANTVSVERGIL Год назад

    A magical sentient whip that has a hunger for emotions? Sounds like it’s based off of the actual Vampire Killer…as opposed to the Wish version that we got in the show (the Morning Star) and save for completely taking over a character to have them kill a bunch of innocent people. Pretty cool. We need more magic whips in 5e.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад

      Whip in 5e had my interest for reach and finesse properties making me think of potential for Rogue and Monk. Unfortunately there were too many hoops to jump through that Crossbow expert could do better while clashing with monk's bonus unarmed strike.

    • @DANTVSVERGIL
      @DANTVSVERGIL Год назад

      @@ArcCaravan Yeah unfortunately, Kensei kind of helps with it, but not by much. My monk has a whip, more as a side weapon. Same with his quarterstaff.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад

      @@DANTVSVERGIL I've considered kensei, but reach gets dragged down by needing to be close enough for bonus unarmed strike.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      @@RedSunUnderParadise And tabletop games in general.

  • @marybdrake1472
    @marybdrake1472 Год назад +5

    Seriously? The guy who went out of his way to do as little as possible whines about not getting any chances to do anything?
    I would have unloaded on that jerk.

  • @Zullala
    @Zullala Год назад

    My first pathfinder experience was so boring that I never went back to that game... I like have an adversion to it now.

  • @ChanceDrive
    @ChanceDrive Год назад +6

    In story 2 the author is confusing in character leaving with having to leave the party as a player I feel

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +4

      I'm guessing it has to do with OP caring a lot about that character or how a similar previous argument with the table over in-game actions blurred lines into being above game.

  • @ArcmageZaln
    @ArcmageZaln Год назад

    So... it's the next day and... yep, they're still in combat. I think they only have one more to go before they finish... oh wait, The healer used mass res. Yea, they're not finished yet.
    😅

  • @Stephen-Fox
    @Stephen-Fox Год назад

    I feel bad when a Sudoku I start _before_ the game goes longer than I'm expecting so I'm only finishing it a couple of minutes before we're scheduled for starting the discord call rather than the 5-10 minutes I was aiming for, the thought of playing fucking Street Fighter during a game is mortifying.

  • @dr3dg352
    @dr3dg352 Год назад +1

    I don't think I'll ever appreciate "HAHA SO RANDOM!" characters. 🙄 Also:
    MOOSE!

  • @Infinityxero
    @Infinityxero Год назад

    Crispy putting the utmost emphasis on the H, 2:55
    wHeek

  • @kuno3336
    @kuno3336 Год назад +1

    Zhao is the reason Dark Urge exists

  • @vrahnkeneisenbach9148
    @vrahnkeneisenbach9148 Год назад

    Ive played ff14 during online dnd, but only during initiative when its gonna take a while for my turn to come back around, and nothing that would lock me into paying attention to the game for extended periods of time.

  • @Yoxiv
    @Yoxiv Год назад

    "What time is it, is the combat over?"
    "Your children are dead, and World War 5 just began last Wednesday!"

  • @TheZMage
    @TheZMage Год назад

    Bold move inviting people to insult your coolness

  • @Vahktang
    @Vahktang Год назад

    Combat.
    🙂
    Keep that up as a running gag

  • @K.Esmerelda-zy7cf
    @K.Esmerelda-zy7cf Год назад

    These skits are great.

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage Год назад

    23:32 the only way I could think of to justify somebody spamming the same move over and over in combat would be a warlock, spamming, “eldritch blast”
    And even in that scenario, there’s still so much more that can be done with it.
    Truthfully, he should’ve been kicked the moment they realize that he was playing other games while playing D&D with them.
    Because that is just a huge amount of disrespect and disinterest.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад +1

      ​@@BlueTressymI've definitely heard that kind of thing works for some players, and I can understand that. Though playing more attention heavy games like fighting games is going too far.

    • @ss3nm0dn4r8
      @ss3nm0dn4r8 6 месяцев назад

      martial using their main weapon monk punching

  • @rogrove6325
    @rogrove6325 2 месяца назад

    Not even I cast/use Ice Knife, just
    "Ice Knife"
    sounds like a Karen barking her order at starbucks
    "Hi! What would you like to order today--"
    "Latte!"
    "...What... size?"
    And instead of replying, the Karen just walks away, then complains about a lack of service later.

  • @botarakutabi1199
    @botarakutabi1199 Год назад

    Sometimes I play little mindless phone games while it's not my turn in combat, or a long description is being made. It helps me focus on what's being said when I'm not focusing on staring at people the right way. I think my dm gets it, but I'm hoping I'm not being an asshole.

  • @acemaison2834
    @acemaison2834 Год назад

    Rip package deal situations

  • @Zullala
    @Zullala Год назад

    Omg I laughed so hard at the fighter skit!

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode Год назад +1

    When you start your story with ‘horror stories happen to me a lot’ perhaps it’s time to consider just why that is. Sure, it could just be bad luck. Then again, it might not be. Something to think about at least

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate Год назад

    "People who equate being hated to being funny are the biggest losers on the planet."
    Hear hear, you beautiful rat!

  • @DarcOne13
    @DarcOne13 9 месяцев назад

    MEMES! The group I play with (as a character, not as DM) has a separate discord channel to share memes in case anyone wants to mute it.

  • @CrazyKungfuGirl
    @CrazyKungfuGirl Год назад

    For real though I have been trying to come up with a throwaway joke PC who doesn't understand what class they are...

  • @kisaknight626
    @kisaknight626 Год назад

    Problem is, it's not the game that people should be walking away from. Like a bad job, you don't leave the job, you leave the management. You don't leave the game, you leave the DM.

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 Год назад +1

      It's the ruined association that gets people to walk away altogether. Like if you go to a chain restaurant and the food is outrageously bad and the service is rock bottom, sure other chains may have the complete opposite but that first impression is gonna cause hesitation at best and pure disinterest at worst. First impressions aren't a be all end all for enjoyment or relationships but they sure are important.

  • @wilhelmhedin8845
    @wilhelmhedin8845 Год назад

    "You're not cool."

  • @jarandus
    @jarandus Год назад

    3 hour combat session?…so every combat session in 4th edition then.

  • @Kipasaur
    @Kipasaur Год назад +1

    I am guilty of playing games during one of the campaigns I'm in. Nothing too attention keeping though. This campaign I'm in has jist been such a slog though and I'll be dropping out from this group once tthe campaign is over in a couple weeks.

  • @demichirua
    @demichirua Год назад

    I made it to the end, "you're not cool." 😗

  • @plan_r4005
    @plan_r4005 Год назад

    What do you do with a player who is much smarter than you and has a serious talent for BS’ing everything in their path? This guy could out smart a devil irl, he is funny, good at RP, the table loves him, and I do to. But he’s breaking my game, he’s 5 steps ahead of me at all times and I can’t beat him. I don’t know what to do with him, but I’m at the point where any time he starts to speak a chill goes up my spine because I know I’m going to be out smarted, yet again.

  • @atlasalexander7790
    @atlasalexander7790 Год назад

    13:04 I had a small panic attack. My psions name is Djau. XD

  • @nathanc5108
    @nathanc5108 Год назад

    The way I see it the fist one isn't a horror story just a mishap that can happen all in all it didn't end terribly

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan Год назад

      I'd still call it a tabletop horror story, just a very tame one that's more likely to happen than worse stories.

    • @nathanc5108
      @nathanc5108 Год назад

      @ArcCaravan I mean, I can see why, but I'd personally call it a dm fumble. If anything encounter balance can be hard to get right if you just going by the books because there's a lot more that needs to be accounted for than just level and players

  • @gamefreeck90
    @gamefreeck90 Год назад

    8:41 Uk'otoaaaaa

  • @Thrythlind
    @Thrythlind Год назад

    "you're not cool"

  • @booklover7889
    @booklover7889 4 месяца назад

    What was the ginny di video called?

  • @SteamS01dier
    @SteamS01dier Год назад +5

    Wooo!! 1st comment

  • @brianvance1178
    @brianvance1178 Год назад

    Only a Christian would think that staying the course and suffering through it would be the good option

  • @sansfanboi3608
    @sansfanboi3608 Год назад +2

    You're not cool!!! >=D