When I Get Older
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2018
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The video was so good it broke RUclips...
Funny enough, my youtube apps stop responding when i open this video
huh...
Honestly that's what u was thinking too. It's the only reason. Singular. Entirely. Nothing else.
haha cool to know it was worldwide. even in the Netherlands, where it's 5 am and idk what im doing with my life
SAME THO
I WATCHED THIS AND RUclips DIED RIGHT AFTER THAT
Yep!
In my opinion bill is the closest we're gonna get to a present day picasso of youtube. Everything he makes is so surreal but strangely beautiful.
Yes, omg! You put it in words ahaha
So *_Profound_*
Wow you’re actually right
Hus songs ate what Picassocs paintings would sound like
Picasso or Bob Ross
“ill use some very interesting metaphors”
*_shoe is drum_*
Epic
Drum is shoe*
The behind-the-scenes. I am wondering how much is attempted imitation and construction and how much is sincere communication.
Although even if he uses smoke and mirrors but admits it, it becomes a bit more sincere again.
DancingCheese dude. Not related to your comment, but I love your profile pic. Reminds me of a certain evil dorito
Baba is you
Friends: *Throws away baby shoes*
Bill Wurtz: Well excuse me i'll go sailing
When I get older I'm gonna be wilder
And I’m taking my baby shoes with me
yes thats what it said in the video
Jesus Christ said bill Wurtz music is played in heaven SO NOW WE KNOW WHERE ALL BILL WURTZS MUSIC IS GOING GIVE IT BACK
@@constantTVstatic and write poetry in my spare time
youtube should have just kept this video up and nothing else when it went down
U late af boi
Nice to see you here Analcysts
i mean yeah
The big gay.
oohh dude I searched up my youtube isn't working and it tolde me to delete my history so i did it
I wanna be Bill Wurtz when I grow up.
Wassup Daniel keep working on the good content
Don't you mean you wanna become Bill Wurtz when you're younger?
Not gonna lie. I thought your profile pic was Toby Turner at first
When you get older?
Daniel Thrasher q
"The song will sing me"
I didn't know we were in Soviet Russia.
Wait wha- ooohhhhhh. Sir/ma’am/human I’m gonna have to arrest you for terrible jokes.
*We always have been.*
_Gunshot_
Our song*
Pfft-
2:24 talks about the song singing him.
holds the mic backwards
Omg I never noticed that
Damn
In Soviet Russia, song sings you.
When he goes to "then i hear it in my dreams" he only holdes the end of the cable. The mic is just gone....
I think that when he said that, he meant that he'll become a legend and everybody will sing it in memory of him. He held the mic like this symbolizing that he wants other people to sing it for him.
Did daddy wurtz just simultaneously destroy and revive youtube
I'm not sure if I really love or hate the fact that you called him 'Daddy Wurtz.'
@@drano9862 what if he really is his... Okay nevermind
your profile picture emphasized your point through intense and unexplainable ways
*he never destroyed it in the first place*
What actually happened?
This song is so groovy that RUclips just couldn’t handle it.
I wonder who they fired...
@@nevermore7310 I think they fired a gun
Things I learned:
Bill has a crusader helmet
Who doesn't?
me actually
yes
Yep
He’s bread boys confirmed
Going sailing is the best way to cope of someone throws out your baby shoes.
"Then they threw away my baby shoes"
Top ten most dangerous criminals
10/10 needs more likes
Underrated
gonna throw my wallet away
and my keys
AND MY SHOES
and the instrument that i plaay
hm
I wonder if he's like, super normal irl.
He's not lol
I hope not.
That’d be depressing
no one is normal
@@aim-lf2vm how
Teacher: who’s you inspiration
Me:
B I L L W U R T Z
Bill Wurtz the Philosopher
I can't find the joke
@Rainwing Demigod Hamilton Superfan there is none this person is just a simp
@@constantTVstatic
There's no joke
Just facts
No joke, I used him for a project about researching a composer
You cuold make a religion out of this.
And then conquer the world as well
bro I'm so sorry but I can't like this comment because then it would change the number from 69
WE ALREADY DID(kinda)
SpElInGs Go BrRrR dude its could
@@bread6458 bruh he literally just mistyped something
Bill’s song was so good he broke RUclips.
Fr00sk oh shit why is no one talking about this
The 'algorithm' is drowning the comments talking about the breakdown
Wtf happened to RUclips? Didnt notice anything
It went down for more than an hour I think, like 14 hours ago
Fr00sk
”What broke youtube?”
”Gangnam style!”
“NO!!!! It was Bill Wurts!!!
I've watched so many of Bill's videos that they're not even the slightest bit weird to me. I've fully embraced the light
But is that a good thing
We all did
They have never been weird to me tbfh.
we have accepted wurtzism
expected from a filthy frank fan
Those lyrics might seem dumb, but actually they are pretty deep...
Just like your pfp
@@remsleep2122 maybe
They r both deep and dumb
@@remsleep2122 you have a gacha life pfp 😐
@@budgetyoutubechannel6128 and?
"here's a poem about rainnnnn"
me, who's name is raine: *immediately snaps to attention* WH-
Lol, cool name tho
WHA-
Well, what did you think of the poem?
hello raine
@@creepermanzombie24 ty
*bro 1:* do u even lift bro?
*bro 2:* yes I can lift the entire world
bro
Bro 2: *lifts bro 1*
Bro 1: bro what
Bro 2: you are my entire world bro
Bro 1: bro
You could make a religion out of this
Friendship
you mean: whole entire world
We play Bill Wurtz in all waiting rooms in heaven.
can you tell me how my fate of death ends?
Oh shit are you the actual fiver jesus guy?
Is there a way to watch “History of the entire world, I guess” in Heaven Cinema?
What is da meaning of life
thanks for saving the world man
I love the knight helmet out of nowhere
“Here’s a poem about fame, and the strange things famous people say.” 1:22
He legit wrote a poem about himself.
Who would win?
Depression
Or
One singing boi
I dunno
ABD Why not combine them :D
ABD one depressed singing boi. By the way how is he?
Singing boi
Alaura Alcero stressed, but happy
1968=psychedelic rock
2018=psychedelic easy listening music
Half a century later and we're still high on music
0:27 now everyone’s singing to your music, this is how you know it worked
2:33 when he said “and I don’t quite know what it means”
I felt that
Has anyone noticed that Bill doesn't have ads at all on any of his videos?
You're a legend, Bill
@Raj Lyra He has a donation site, as well as a merch site
I never noticed! That's really cool!.
You can’t manually place ads in videos unless it’s at least 10 minutes long
Nah he did have ads. He had a separate video about it.
CHIPS [Sponsored]
@@weekenddrew3330 Then why are there ads on videos less than 10 minutes? Are they automatically placed?
No rudeness intended, I'm actually curious.
This video is the one that broke RUclips
Yep
Samee
PORNHUB copystrike youtube
Props for bill inserting the *tenacious* description onscreen so you didn't have to pause and google
The “here is a poem about rain” part is actually pretty catchy.
This guy sounds like Bill Wurtz
Nah
You have very poor hearing this is not Bill Wurtz
Nah. Totally different!
Neat observation. Thank you for your insight.
So who's gonna tell him?
clouds
clouds
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
[[[[ the ground ]]]]
Absolutely brilliant
Absolute poetic genius. A masterpiece. The definition of perfection.
*picks up jaw from the ground*
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
💧💧💧💧💧
💧💧💧💧💧
💧💧💧💧💧
💧💧💧💧💧
💧💧💧💧💧
⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰
Is the ground Jewish?
Its insane how harmonically interesting this is, but he talks about nothing which is amazing. Bill Wurtz is talented af.
Harmonically and rhythmically fascinating, without being overly syncopated to the point of disabling a person from dancing to it. His pop music is fascinating. XD
Can we stop a moment to appreciate those weird slow/quick-mo sections when he got younger? he lip synced to the music at the wrong tempo. Pretty sweet!
...lip sanc?
@@minerharry did you forget to switch accounts?
@@duck-with-a-tophat2294 no, it was just an afterthought. I feel like the past tense of lip sync should by lip sanc
@@minerharry ah ok
Bill's enlightening poem about rain:
clouds
clouds
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
{{{{ the ground }}}}
I have a feeling the { are supposed to represent like, puddles waves and stuff
Dude fuck!
It's the rain falling from clouds
Teachers in 2050: what do you think the meaning behind this poem is?
Miazili the clouds are raining on to the ground
English teachers:Says alot about our society
Bill is the Bob Ross of music
This is a great comment
Perfection.
This commment is everything
Like, no contest at all. Every funky bassline is a happy little tree.
You speak the truth
1:13 that's how you professionally play the triangle
I can never figure out what his songs mean by listening to them once. His watered down way of singing and his weird metaphors make it very hard to tell what he means.
You have to listen to it multiple times but the lyrics in most of his songs are either very motivational or very depressing.
Bill Wurtz can sing, teach, edit, be good looking and do all sorts of things. He's the perfect man.
True, very true
@@Agony.. the internet.
@@Agony.. yes
Bang! I was just trying to make a difference. But it is not clear whether it will happen again !! Will be a good place to stay and eventually enjoy this opportunity to see a thin line between our efforts and Andrew's forehead.
Ok. Bop.
No one gonna mention that he can do many instruments?
Oh don't worry I will *PAY* to see the song sing you
Then the song will pay meeeee 🎶
People *PAY* other songs to sing people?
U can make a religion out of this
No don't
In Soviet Russia, the song sings YOU!!
In Mother Russia, the song sings US*.
This is his most underrated video ever.
nah this one is: ruclips.net/video/-1oRezdQEzM/видео.html
@@snivylink2119 god damn you 😄
Three minutes down the drain.
_WORTH IT._
*Yo shoutout to Earth for holding me in it*
shout out to the earth being round
The earth is round but the earth doesnt spin.
*SHOUTOUT TO GRAVITY*
Where my flat earth niggas at?
ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ is the dxhgfusryse to EE and let me know what you get off tomorrow at noon on Friday night at the time of the PO
The music version of bob ross
its like they swapped the pot with acid
*I'M WHEEZING OVER HERE*
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I don't know why but bill throwing a ball seems kinda more truthful tbh 2:19
I can't believe I've been subscribed to Bill for 2 years now.
same
whoa dude, thats cool
You’re older
Me to
Woah.
Bill Wurtz songs make both more and less sense to me the more I listen to them.
We aren't ready to understand. Just listen and learn.
It's like they make love to themselves, but only for procreation, even though it's enjoyable.
Same.
Also, holy shit, brain dawgs.
When I Get Older
Antivaxx moms: that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
Their kids: Huh what do you mean by Tha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHGODOWHHHHHHHHHHHHWHYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies*
Scientists: Found COVID-19 Vaccine
Antivaxx moms: surprisedpikachu.jpg
"When I Get Older"
"might quit"
I think bill is trying to tell us a message
what kind of messag-
*understand*
Oh hes back
Don't worry he's not gone yet
Good idea, I think I'll do all that as well.
HardLeg Gaming what you doin here, go back to unboxing yugioh cards you silly goose
Believe it or not, I actually do things besides just unbox Yugioh cards.One of those other things I do, is enjoy excellent music.
Same, funky yugioh.
eat dirt
Not if i'll do it first.
Thank you Bill, very cool!
Thank you@logicchecks Is Sad, very cool!
Thank you logicchecks, very cool!
Thank you Demetri Williams, very cool!
120 likes in 2 minutes df kinda witchcraft is this
I would like to thank you, person named Bill, in my opinon this was very cool!
"I'm facing so many changes that I might have to change my face"
That's such a great punchline, I think bill should do hiphop
seriously his voice is just so soothing
How can you look 19 and 41 at the same time.
Ako whatever age he is, he looks good.
i think he's 27/28, but i don't know for sure
DallasTheDoodle might as well round the fraction to 1 I guess (0:35)
He's white
He looks great
lol the editing is so simple yet so hard to edit
Creative use of simple editing
He used it so much and made so many videos that I bet it's second nature at this point
Yes, the hardest part would be creating a video like that for the first time. Once you do it enough, have a bunch of the same assets to use, and get used to a workflow, you can crank out videos like that faster.
I would like to add, not implying that any of you were being contrary, its still damn impressive
@@Mc99911 My guess would be a lot of images and text with different fonts, with bright colors and for the editing, energetic movement of the visuals and a lot of basic color manipulation using multiplication, subtraction, XOR, overlay, negation, reflect. Add all those ingredients together with a bit of ingenious creativity and you'd get close
“Song battle”
Friends: your a baby, we’re gonna through away your baby shoes
Bill: when I get older I’m gonna.....
when i get older, losing my hair...
Many years from now....
Will you still be sending me valentines..
Birthday greetings bottle of wine
The lyrics to these songs actually make perfect sense as poetry.
Each line has a different message.
Absolutely brilliant!
We could make a religion out of this
No, don't.
Ill join
Wurtzism
No stop dead reference
More like... So stop dead religion xD
Bill is such a legend he crashed youtube when he uploaded this.
Yes
hahahahahahaha
Totally addicted to his songs.
Love this.
Also, you'd made the best middle school English class in the universe.
Great way to start using RUclips after it’s down for over an hour
Fun fact: I watched this video, then RUclips went down again. Obviously it came back, but that was funny. YT is just like, "bill wurtz is worth being online again" then immediately went back to being dead.
For me it went up for like a minute in that and during siad minute I started a Gnoggin video. After another 20 minutes of constantly restarting the app on my phone, I watched this
Types of music:
Pop
Rock
Country
bill wurtz
and more
Yoan Dimov bill Wurtz is essentially free jazz if free jazz was pop music. It’s fucking genius
I love the and more genre, it’s really great
Who clicked"and more"
@@lazyken6468 i see what you did there. lol
Pop
Rock
Country
Rap
Classical
Electro
Dubstep
Bill Wurtz
Toby Fox
Jazz
Metal
House
Future Bass
Happy Hardcore
Jungle
Breakcore
Extratone
Synthwave
And more
Has anyone noticed that the mic is often upside down?
I sure have
The song is singing him.
Everytime I look it's not upside down.
@@DrunKao 2:28
Bill.... you write soothing but unapologetic lullabies that shine with hard truths, honesty and compassion. I find comfort in your work, love the trifecta of music words and images. As an artist, writer and violinist I am blown away by your talent... as a human being I am deeply touched that you share these beautiful melodies with no “goal” of “payback”(fame,“likes”, monetization).Thank you for these sweet offerings.
He stopped posting :(
When I get older, I'll tell my kids that Bill Wurtz was ahead of his time.
bill is like our collective awkward kid. we don't understand what he's doing, but we still support him and love him and what he does.
OllyDGaming ha
It's the exact opposite he's fucking god and we're trying to figure out how to decode his videos to tell us the meaning of life
@@theone2-three438 yeah I have a conspiracy theory that he's the second coming of Jesus
We lift each other up though the purple haze with our laffy taffy marvel superhero puppet strings. Reach for everything, except what takes you back downwards. Or diagonally, that shit will mess you up.
You ruined it
Your music has absolutely taken over my summer. Thanks bill.
0:36 ah yes my good ol friends me myself and I
Good point
Born too late to explore the world
Born too early to explore the universe
Born just it time for bill wurtz
edit: okay 558 likes, apparently i've either made people very hapy or i should run for president
Fuck exploring, bill wurtz is the only reason i haven't game ended myself
Yeah, cause se really dont explore the universe....
Sounds like you were born in a terrible time. This is so fucking dumb
@@johnathandoughboy Take it fucking back!
Just join the American space force...............this is sadly not a joke
I too go sailing when my friends call me a baby and throw away my baby shoes.
*I won’t let this mini crewmate grow up.*
I like how the lyrics are just an excuse to use his voice as an instrument. So well done.
Politely disagree. I think he chooses his words with care - they are either to share his true thoughts, and/or to amuse, and/or to satirise
under rated song
Under rated comment
Hey it's Leon
Very under rated
Hi leon. And yes. Yes it is
Very low comments lol
“Nah Bill wurtz isn’t really funny”
Well excuse me *im going sailing*
the part where he said "when i get younger im gonna lie about being young" got me cracking
God this dudes whole vibe is awesome
We need an editing tutorial
It will last for more than two days I don't think RUclips allows that
I don't think we can be taught... it's a gift
It should be taught through song
2 day long song
The how to artist channel did it
The songs won't sing for free, say Bill, the same guy who refused to put ads in his videos.
Duncan Ash at wat video did he sang that phrase
he could of earned hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of dollars off all his work but he didn't
Katelyn Finn But I wish he could. Maybe build some net worth
Nalina sky Duhaylungsod
2:28
actually i think he has ads becuse i got one(but maybe its becuse i'm in a playlist)
Every slow part
0:34 my friends say I'm still a baby
1:07 here's a poem about rain
1:22 here's a poem about fame
1:53 faced with so many changes
2:23 then the song will sing me
2:37 hearing it in my dreams
0:57 Me writing an essay 3 minutes before due date:
First video I'm watching after the great #RUclipsDown of 2018.
Hi
Love ur vids
lolololololol
AntVenom oh yo, yeah. Bill Wurtz is good for uplifting moods.
Same 😂
I wonder what goes through this guy's mind every day
"ok, what's the weirdest video and video name..."
You're looking at it
Drugs
He literally tells you??
@@OzTheOkay
No, but the man on my ceiling does
The first line actually sounds like something from a “real” song with one main subject.
te•na•cousin
adjective
1. Tending to keep a firm hold of something clinging or adhering closely.
Yeah I got that from the video. Nice job on this one!
Legends dont age
They only age in subscribers
This man's legacy will affect so many
Blue981 I’m gonna cry when he dies ;-; (I’m sorry for saying this I feel like crying now oh god )
RedrumRooster Yeah I’m sorry ;-;
One day when I was at school I heard a girl say, "NO, the sun is a deadly lazer"(from The History Of The Entire Universe video) so I walked up to her and said "never mind there's a blanket" and now we're friends.
@Illyanna Turtle How to make friends 101
I am really sad no one knows about bill wurtz in my class
Cute story 😄
How to get laid in a second
"History of the Entire *World I Guess"
"The music cured my disease"
If the music is Bill Wurtz and the disease is Anxiety, then it definitely works.
Temporarily, but still.
I’m trying to recreate his kind of style and it’s so DIFFICULT. Everything I make seems so wrong.
"Drum is shoe."
-Bill Wurtz 2019
*2018
-grammar nazi 2019
Cheese
-me 2020
Pandemic
-Also me 2020
Pain
-me march 87th 2020
Did you mean "17 October 2018"?
the lifting of the entire world, i guess
StarryAnimations more histories are needed
@@77philesposito like the history of bill lifting the entire world, i guess
i like to think that the whole world lifting thing implies that bill is just this godly entity that has us under his control, but we arent aware of it and just keep grooving to the music
Every time you almost don't understand it, suddenly then you do.
2:48
"and the music cured my disease"
-me talking about bill wurtz's music
I think if anyone discovers a cure for cancer, it will be Bill.
Yes, it's curing all my mental illnesses, right now as I speak... or type... or as you're reading it... Who knows, Bill Wurtz time is weird and you could be reading right as I'm typing it... wow... :O
Right as i read this, the exact same part of the song played.
and then the song is complete
it cures my sadness, it’s just so uplifting you know?
2:10 When he talks about being younger he filmed himself singing at half the speed and sped it up, and when he talks about being older he filmed it at twice the speed and slowed it down. Now that's some attention to detail by Mr. Wurtz.
Because time flies fast?
Wurtz's mind is unique, i appreciate it
Excellent attention to detail, followed immediately by him holding the mic backwards.
@@elliottg5987 Because then the song is singing him!
Thanks for pointing that out, I totally missed it!
Oh what society would be like if they didn’t throw away his baby shoes
Why are his videos getting nostalgic-
Bill Wurtz drops a new single, and around then, for the first time in recent memory RUclips has widespread outages; coincidence??
I think not
No, his single was too lit for some to handle
Juin Roet *_I THINK NAWT_*
@@demonicsweetheart7239 so lit all the RUclips servers burst into flames
I think it came back for him