If you're a thieving modder stealing intellectual property, you're not really a fan. I'm hyped to see more modders get sued into oblivion. Get wrecked, gamers.
@@lucifermorningstarwishesyo2607 I’m pretty sure he was talking about the models of the original games that made the games look better than the definitive edition itself.
"If you ignore the person ODing on the floor, this house really is a home" Your writing and comedic timing is seriously impressive. I just found your channel a couple days ago and I have no idea how you cram in so many jokes that hit the mark in every video, while still explaining the game. You're hilarious. There are definitely issues with this game but I'm still having a blast playing it.
🤣 on another note I am loving how I can shoot a freaking rpg 6 feet from a cop and they just keep walking down the sidewalk or driving this bug another when I crash cops 1-2 times i don't get a star for crap 🤣.
"I can forgive being attacked at my mother's funeral. But attacking during lunch is completely unacceptable." Damn, same homie. Trying to kill your enemies while their trying to eat and enjoy their meals is something only a busta would do.
In my head this game looked so much better and I really wanted to buy the remastered version. But I think by seeing this I actually liked the whole story in the game and how much hour I spend playing this as a teenager.
Even after the patch the rain they say they’ve fixed is still awful, all they’ve done is lightened the intensity, they haven’t even bothered to remodel the rain or better-still they should just remove the rain!
I like how others studios will drop like a Mafia trilogy remake and Resident Evil remakes but Rockstar out here playing 4D chess with a mobile port that's been AI upscaled as the "definitive edition" 😂😂😂....makes for hilarious memes and content though. Keep up the great work 👊🏿💯
@@mycookiehasnoname and 3, and Vice City Stories, and Liberty City Stories and 5, i haven't finished 4 yet so can't say much about it but i wouldn't be surprised if Roman betrays us. Rockstar seems to be working on a better betrayal story since the last *8 years* I guess.
I would ABSOLUTELY ADORE a Far Cry 2 video for Christmas. It’s one of my all time favourite games and I’ve been gaming since the early 90s. We don’t see enough of this game and it’s by far the best in the series. 👍👍👍👍
Your videos remind to keep hydrated so keep em coming! I almost died when you went on hiatus! Luckily an old video popped up in my feed 💧 would love to see some battlefield vids with the boys!
I appreciate you voicing well rounded criticism about R*, some creators don't speak up against these lazy corporate actions to stay on their good list.
Got home from a party and was a little intoxicated and settled in to watch your video. When I came across the dirty dishes in the sink I realized mine were worse than what you were talking about in the video. I immediately paused the video and went to do the dishes before bed so I could wake up and propel myself into a productive day with a clean mind. True story.
Early-game money is not hard. 2 steps: (1) find a drug dealer standing on a corner in a hoodie, kill him, take the money he drops, and (2) save your game, bet the money at the race track, and reload if you lose, repeating until you have $10 million. (Unless the overwrite your game after a bet now, but I don't think they would.)
For future reference, the easiest way to earn money in this game is by far the betting shop. Save your game, bet 1-20k on the highest odds a few times and more often than not, you'll walk away with 6 digits quite quickly.
Yet another video without an intro instructing us on how to spread the good word of your channel. I'm so sad I'll just attempt to rehydrate random strangers with my tears in an attempt to spread the good word of your channel
Unpopular opinion: But I think what modders are doing to the definitive edition is better than all the hyper graphical upgrades they normally do with “realistic” graphics, over saturating colors, ray tracing and reflective lighting blah blah blah. I weirdly like the older graphical look just up the polygon count to smooth out some edges, and improve the aiming and it’ll be gold!
its hard to believe that me, as a 6 year old, had the wherewithall to save my game before every mission and then saving that slot after that mission kicked ass. load back into my favorite ten missions at any time
It’s always crazy to me how one modder can do a better job than an entire team lol but I always agree, why not just hire these people with the love of modding ? They are doing it out of love and I know would love to get paid to do it
What's so bizarre is that this game has managed a streak of 17 years in the top ten most played games, for most of which in the top 5. Next to WoW and Minecraft it's completely in a league of it's own. But apparently this just wasn't long enough? Just let it die, Rockstar.
After a while I always started the game with gambling on the horse races. First save game, then horse race, if you lose just load the save game and start over, when win, make a new save game. Milionair in, hm, don't know how long it took me anymore, but not that long. Then I go play the whole game with everything money can buy right away and be like a god ;)
an easy way to make money is to do pimp missions. You always make more than the last while including the last amount too. it's honestly OP for cash cowing
Just run over drugdealers in the beginning. It’s 350 bucks per dealer. I got out of the town with 170k, fully buff and a full loadout, making everything easy. Before the casino heist, I already had several properties and 1.7 mil
I just learned that pelicans fly to other birds homes and eat other baby birds alive right in front of the parents. Then they just fly back to there nest and regurgitate the baby bird to feed they own offspring, I never been so disturbed in my entire life
So yesterday I finished that heist-mission in Las Venturas. You're wearing the croupier uniform for that mission btw. After finishing I not only lost all clothes(so i was only in those diaper whities), but also lost all my tattoos. Not that it was a big deal, because I already had like 6 million, but still... a weird glitch.
Easiest way to make money early .. go to horse racing store save just before bet max on the horse if it doesn’t win reload until it does … Rinse and repeat had like 250k after the first 10 missions
love you bb - follow me on twitter :)
twitter.com/ModestPelican
Hey Peli sorry but I’m just a bit concerned about carbo he has not been uploading is he ok?
My child hood was gta 1 lol now I feel old
I love water so much that I stole a fire truck to help the people of the city
I love you too Papa Peli. Stay hydrated!
Followed you on Twitter, you overly hydrated malaka
“It’s kind of unethical because it’s mostly elderly people, but at least I’m not suing my own fans” omg! 😂😂😂
What do you got to say about that one Rockstar? XD
@@mattsstuff0814 😂😂
If you're a thieving modder stealing intellectual property, you're not really a fan. I'm hyped to see more modders get sued into oblivion. Get wrecked, gamers.
@@lucifermorningstarwishesyo2607 >:(((( people improving a game that i made? heresy!1!!1!!!
@@lucifermorningstarwishesyo2607 I’m pretty sure he was talking about the models of the original games that made the games look better than the definitive edition itself.
The highly detailed rain effect in the definitive edition is just Rockstars way of reminding us to stay hydrated while playing the game.
@zuygj bnsv uh no way its thr orginal GTA's
That rain was terrible in all of them. The level of lazy is hilarious
@@BigPat6521 imagine buying this game
it’s made that way so it looks like you’re crying when you realize how absolute garbage the game is and the fact that you paid for it
"If you ignore the person ODing on the floor, it really is a nice home"
Modest Pelican would be the world's best real estate agent
Wouldn't sell a single house lol
@@KyleDevy he could sell a literal crack wagon wym
"If you ignore the person ODing on the floor, this house really is a home"
Your writing and comedic timing is seriously impressive. I just found your channel a couple days ago and I have no idea how you cram in so many jokes that hit the mark in every video, while still explaining the game. You're hilarious. There are definitely issues with this game but I'm still having a blast playing it.
Rockstar only sued those modders because they weren’t sufficiently hydrated
life lesson
This young man is speaking straight fax
It was take two not rockstar
@@gtasoloseries5449 The rot travels down the trunk. Rockstar gets the last word.
@@Mr.Hen_In_a_Tie They actually sued them because they were charging for the mods. nobody who made free mods got sued.
“I’m being chased by a police officer for no reason. God This game is immersive”.
Ouch!
@zuygj bnsv huh????
🤣 on another note I am loving how I can shoot a freaking rpg 6 feet from a cop and they just keep walking down the sidewalk or driving this bug another when I crash cops 1-2 times i don't get a star for crap 🤣.
A nice glass of water would go nice with those memes.
No a 2 liter water bootle would
100 litre
It is automatically less funny because you are everywhere
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe yea my fault
@@charlipez you’re automatically incorrect because of that comment
"I can forgive being attacked at my mother's funeral. But attacking during lunch is completely unacceptable."
Damn, same homie. Trying to kill your enemies while their trying to eat and enjoy their meals is something only a busta would do.
The quality of the game is the perfect example of doing your work dehydrated.
Also a perfect example of being one brain cell short of an *amoeba. *correction as it’s a hard word to spell 😉
@@gamingflixx amoeba*
Just a friendly correction since it's a hard word
literally how did rockstar fuck up a remaster from 20 years ago
@@chrisi7127 amoebeeaboeaboeeaebeoebea*
Just a friendly correction since it's a hard word
@@TheRealestKushSmoker420 Lmao
I love the fact you had a goal you've set for yourself in every video. It's like a mini movie
The way the "I love you" at the end sounded so genuine is gonna keep my heart warm through the winter.
"I thought I had loaded up the original game and not the remaster" That's an insult to the godly OG PS2 version.
lol nice pfp bro
Lmao your profile pic 😂
@UltraSussyBaka SAME Although I have mixed feelings with this Definitive edition
5:06 one word... nostalgia
Impressive how they made this PS2 game look like an early PS3 game.
On Xbox it did just like Splinter cell Chaos theory
Na early PS3 games looked significantly better
In my head this game looked so much better and I really wanted to buy the remastered version. But I think by seeing this I actually liked the whole story in the game and how much hour I spend playing this as a teenager.
Even after the patch the rain they say they’ve fixed is still awful, all they’ve done is lightened the intensity, they haven’t even bothered to remodel the rain or better-still they should just remove the rain!
No. We the OGs like it as it is. Move along, kid.
@@lucifermorningstarwishesyo2607 Very presumptuous of you, I’m 35 so more than old enough to be an ‘OG’ 🙄
The rain looks like minecrafts rain but worst lol
@@gamingflixx he means people who played the OG games for a long time
"remodel the rain" 😂😂😂 we have a video game designer over here
I like how others studios will drop like a Mafia trilogy remake and Resident Evil remakes but Rockstar out here playing 4D chess with a mobile port that's been AI upscaled as the "definitive edition" 😂😂😂....makes for hilarious memes and content though. Keep up the great work 👊🏿💯
i play games to grind achievements or complete the game. I love how modest pelican plays it to achieve his own self made objective
Don't know why, but it's hilarious hearing an Australian guy talking in older American hood slang.
There's a mission with Woozie that you cannot complete unless you're sufficiently hydrated.
I know the one you’re talking about.
Amphibious assault, right?
@@quandaledingle6949 yep
@Spawn I can remember that you have to avoid being seen or risk being shot.
I don’t get all of these hydration jokes 🤔
Honestly, I couldn't care less about what game Peli plays. I'm here for the funny commentary and witty jokes. Keep it up king!
The story and the music is what makes this game so special
@@gradeyundery4939 if you think the story is just "his friends betraying him" then the same can be said about vc lmao
@@mycookiehasnoname and 3, and Vice City Stories, and Liberty City Stories and 5, i haven't finished 4 yet so can't say much about it but i wouldn't be surprised if Roman betrays us. Rockstar seems to be working on a better betrayal story since the last *8 years* I guess.
@@chiragkumar6158 Touché
@@gradeyundery4939 Every Rockstar game is basically a friend betraying the main character tf you talking about lol.
@@gradeyundery4939 with an emphasis on *was*, when it was still intact. ;>
9:18 That open sign is a wizard
Oh this is great! The GTA SA playthrough was actually what got me to sub to you last year. Good shit peli, good shit.
I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Man your videos have me in STITCHES
4:32 "I'm going to drive taxis. It's not the most glamorous work.."
Wow, why you gotta do Barry like that?
“it’s kind of unethical but atleast i’m not suing my own fans” got me dead lmao 💀
Stay hydrated always gets me smiling
and drinking.
''money milkers''
That's actually smarter than I thought it was hearing it for the first time. Triple entendre, next level word play
“The streets bleed green but so does my bank account.” - Modest Pelican, 2021
9:17 Haven't played it, but that OPEN sign clearly proves the quality
Damn, I really enjoy your GTA videos, I hope you will continue doing videos on these christian games. I love it.
0:35 "This Video is banned in Greece."
Would love a FarCry2 video, they never get old it's one of my favourite games.
Same
Heres some malaria
@@timdev615 Cheers mate.
Absolute gem of a game. Plenty of dodgy malakas
Ubisoft recently said that the Jackal in Far Cry 2 was meant to be Jack Carver, the protagonist of the first Far Cry.
Looking back, it’s such a shame he hasn’t done a play through of vice city and GTA 3
When Peli said "Take care and I love you" I got the goosebumps
03:52 I think everybody did that, just comes natural 😂😂
Anyone else notice the "Open" sign floating at 9:17?
yeah lol
"But atleast im not suing my own fans" hahahahhaaha
I would ABSOLUTELY ADORE a Far Cry 2 video for Christmas. It’s one of my all time favourite games and I’ve been gaming since the early 90s. We don’t see enough of this game and it’s by far the best in the series. 👍👍👍👍
Farcry 2 came out in the 90s? Definitely the best Farcry but I think you have your years mixed up.
Your videos remind to keep hydrated so keep em coming! I almost died when you went on hiatus! Luckily an old video popped up in my feed 💧 would love to see some battlefield vids with the boys!
I appreciate you voicing well rounded criticism about R*, some creators don't speak up against these lazy corporate actions to stay on their good list.
Where are our intros, Geoff?
They were loved. AND YOU KILLED THEM
He actually sounded very sad when one of the homies left that's what you call either very good acting or actual emotion
I laughed so much I needed to get a gallon of water to stay highdrated
Highrated
Got home from a party and was a little intoxicated and settled in to watch your video. When I came across the dirty dishes in the sink I realized mine were worse than what you were talking about in the video. I immediately paused the video and went to do the dishes before bed so I could wake up and propel myself into a productive day with a clean mind. True story.
Cool story.
I pushed my grandmother off our boat to make sure she always stays sufficiently hydrated
you're a good man
Stay hydrated bois and gals!
Lol
@@ModestPelican when we going to start seeing these in intros again? My life is darker without them
5:05 you gotta respect that the boys all get in in unison
I love ur vids man
Modest Pelican: 1:50
Every mom in 69 420 mile radius: write that down, write that down.
this is a certified hood classic.
you're a certified hood classic
U right there my friend lol
Early-game money is not hard. 2 steps: (1) find a drug dealer standing on a corner in a hoodie, kill him, take the money he drops, and (2) save your game, bet the money at the race track, and reload if you lose, repeating until you have $10 million. (Unless the overwrite your game after a bet now, but I don't think they would.)
SA was definitely a part of everyone’s childhood lol
For future reference, the easiest way to earn money in this game is by far the betting shop. Save your game, bet 1-20k on the highest odds a few times and more often than not, you'll walk away with 6 digits quite quickly.
Yet another video without an intro instructing us on how to spread the good word of your channel. I'm so sad I'll just attempt to rehydrate random strangers with my tears in an attempt to spread the good word of your channel
I bought the Definitive Edition, played it for a bit, sold it again and went back to my PS2 versions.
Unpopular opinion:
But I think what modders are doing to the definitive edition is better than all the hyper graphical upgrades they normally do with “realistic” graphics, over saturating colors, ray tracing and reflective lighting blah blah blah. I weirdly like the older graphical look just up the polygon count to smooth out some edges, and improve the aiming and it’ll be gold!
its hard to believe that me, as a 6 year old, had the wherewithall to save my game before every mission and then saving that slot after that mission kicked ass. load back into my favorite ten missions at any time
So proud of the gta team collaborating with the cyberpunk team for bug fixing
1:00 Sweet is pointing his gun the wrong way lmfao
To the early squad reading this: sending virtual hugs to every one who needs it ❤️ .always stay save 👋👋
Cheers boss
Cheers mate
Stay safe and hydrated my friend!
the ' I love you' at the end of the video makes me forget I'm a loser
I can remember every single cheat code by heart
I only remember hesoyam and aezakmy
@@bananagun6598 What about thugsarmoury professionalkiller and buffmeup
@@K1RA2345 i think i remember proffesionalkiller, and also truegrimme
@@bananagun6598 and what about ohdude
Nopoliceplease on gta 3 lol
Fax, grow the team with legitimate dedicated creators/modders to develop/remaster games to look and play better
“The council has found you; *most* dodgy of Malakas, Rockstar games.”
"The streets bleed green but so does my bank account" lmfao
Im i the only one that gets like 15 second loading black screens when i get in the missions or houses or thats rockstar glitch?
Absolutely not. Happens all the time
"GTA SA was everyone´s childhood". I was 95 when it released.
It’s always crazy to me how one modder can do a better job than an entire team lol but I always agree, why not just hire these people with the love of modding ? They are doing it out of love and I know would love to get paid to do it
It’s probably because it’s easier to do that that making the whole game
I laughed at the Socks & Jandals line cause here in New Zealand EVERYBODY wears socks & jandals 🤣🤣
Finish the gta iv. Then do the definitive edition games. That what most people would like i guess.
Nah
i am back from my crusade to rename orphans Modest Pelican to spread good word of the channel
Didn’t they use AI to remaster this
Nah, they hired some idiots to do the work for them, it's a cashgrab
Even worse, mobile game developers
I kid you not, I started binging Modest Pelican vids like a week ago, and I've greatly increased my water intake since.
Sons of virgins is definitely the best series rn
What's so bizarre is that this game has managed a streak of 17 years in the top ten most played games, for most of which in the top 5. Next to WoW and Minecraft it's completely in a league of it's own. But apparently this just wasn't long enough? Just let it die, Rockstar.
After a while I always started the game with gambling on the horse races. First save game, then horse race, if you lose just load the save game and start over, when win, make a new save game. Milionair in, hm, don't know how long it took me anymore, but not that long. Then I go play the whole game with everything money can buy right away and be like a god ;)
3:25 I attempt to save everyone’s time LMAOOOOO
1:50 back when this game released what every news outlet thought kids are like:
6:50 you trick shot killed some ballers....OH BABY! A TRIPPLE!
"Look at Modest Pelican man, so inspirational"
"A Christian lady then hops into my car"
That line was hilarious 😂
an easy way to make money is to do pimp missions. You always make more than the last while including the last amount too. it's honestly OP for cash cowing
9:14 the 69 cents store "open" sign floats in the air just like that instead of being attached to the door. GOD this game..
I love your humor bro 💯😂😂
That 'rain' doesn't look at all like it could hydrate anyone.
Love how the open sign just floats there at 9:18
1:06 Big Smoke car was in 🔥🚗🔥. That's why they rode the bikes(smart guy)
"360° tail splatter on the ballas" now that's something unique 👌😎
+Respect
“There is nothing more gangster than positive self image” 😂😂
Just run over drugdealers in the beginning. It’s 350 bucks per dealer. I got out of the town with 170k, fully buff and a full loadout, making everything easy. Before the casino heist, I already had several properties and 1.7 mil
1:00 my guy really got the OG shooting stance for that kerb
As soon as you said mummy milkers, i lost my shit. Great video mate 😂
Big smoke ordering all that food 😂😂😂
I just learned that pelicans fly to other birds homes and eat other baby birds alive right in front of the parents. Then they just fly back to there nest and regurgitate the baby bird to feed they own offspring, I never been so disturbed in my entire life
So yesterday I finished that heist-mission in Las Venturas.
You're wearing the croupier uniform for that mission btw. After finishing I not only lost all clothes(so i was only in those diaper whities), but also lost all my tattoos. Not that it was a big deal, because I already had like 6 million, but still... a weird glitch.
That 360 tail whip on those ballas was dope
Easiest way to make money early .. go to horse racing store save just before bet max on the horse if it doesn’t win reload until it does …
Rinse and repeat had like 250k after the first 10 missions
"thanks to this remaster, we can finally see Mrs. Johnson's mommy milker"
That's a picture of Kendel when she was younger.