Rebel Moon: Part Two - Laugh Out Loud BAD | Movie Review
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- Rebel Moon Review | Rebel Moon Part Two Review | The Scargiver
With almost NO fanfare at all, Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver limped onto Netflix yesterday. And while no one had any high expectations for this movie after the disappointing total FLOP of the first entry, Zack Snyder still managed to put out a WORSE product. But what do you expect from a creator who thinks that Lens Flare + Slow Motion = Storytelling?
The Scargiver attempts to develop its characters in the worst way possible, NOTHING of import happens until 56 minutes into the movie, and the whole film has this cringe-inducing air of self-importance. Zack Snyder is the only person on-board the Slow Motion Express toward a future that has Rebel Moon in it. Everyone else is staying behind and waving, hoping that train goes off a cliff. Please, bury this franchise and never resurrect it.
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0:00 - Intro
1:43 - Recap
5:24 - Review
6:43 - The Style
7:11 - The Characters
8:42 - The Nonsensical
10:14 - The Snyder
11:31 - Closing Thoughts
12:34 - Outro
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All the actors that turned this down are breathing a sigh of relief that lasts a whole day.
Hahahahahhahaha Haha hahahahaha😅
Pixar’s “A bugs life” told the exact same story, far far better, in 90 minutes
A Bug's Life is so underrated.
@@TIG5574 in 90 minutes they establish, and make you care about, our hero, the new queen, the old queen, the baby princess, a group of circus performers, a villain, and a heel AND tells a story
@@johndeere3486that was actually a great example!
@@TIG5574Bugs Life and this shit shouldn’t even be in the same sentence
And the Clone Wars episode "Bounty Hunters" took 30 minutes.
Rebel moon 3: the grain picker
Rebel moon4: the rise of yeast
Rebel moon5: oven starter
Rebel moon 6: bread
Don't forget the prequel.
Rebel Moon: Sourdough Starter!
God don’t let synder see this comment . That’s like 900 hours of directors cut you’re gonna cause
Hahahahahaha!😅
How “shocked” will everyone be when the blonde girl w no parents and whose touch animated the robot ends up being the princess. Gonna be shocking 🙄🙄
I saw the movie and I was expecting that to happen. Heck, there was theories that she was Issa.
the grain was the most developed character in this mess
that's what I said!
Rebel moon 3: Slo mo baking bread
@@archimedesnation 🤣🤣🤣
Then they just target the village to blow it snd the wheat up because the Admiral says he doesn't really need it they can just go straight home.
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can keep track of the lens flares in my eyes...
Zack Snieder has oƒƒicially entered _*NEIL BREEEN* Levels of Awesome_
I thought you were gonna say it was a homage to Snyder's signature "cringy cool" look (using sunglasses at night, preferably in slomo)
I don't like grain. It's coarse and rough. And it gets everywhere.
🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part of the movie is how, in a universe where people have sentient robots, gigantic space shuttles, and floating everything, they STILL farm their grain by hand, with sickles…
Especially when food is apparently such a valuable resource, you’d think they’d invest some space technology but no, knowing Snyder they’ll have a coal powered shovels in the next one though!
But they were clearly a backwater planet…they weren’t even skilled with weapons,they knew only how to grow crops and farm livestock ?
It’s not even that, it’s the fact that the Empire goes out of their way to rip dimensions apart just to buy grains from some random moon farming village.
And how did they, with only 5 days, manage to get the harvest in, dig trenches, fetch Koras spaceship, weave blankets to everyone and train the entire village to be better fighters than the actual soldiers?
That makes a lot of sense!
It’s written by Californians. Some of these people never seen a farm land before.
@@chuchu5946a quarter of California is literally farmland?
After the mason jar hologram communication device and "the grain is our greatest weapon", I just turned it off.
LMAO
Isn't it a massive space empire as well. Couldn't they just orbitally bombard the village and lose the grain without much issue? It's not like Arakkas in Dune where the spice from a single planet is integral to maintaining their empire, it's one village one one insignificant planet that probably doesn't even produce 1% of the Empire's total grain reserves.
I audibly groaned in exhaustion at that part 😂
No you didn't, and that shows your a coward because you're lying just to fit in with this Chanel , you saw the entire movie
As a grain aficionado, I can't wait to watch this masterpiece.
no kidding! After that piece-of-shit Field of Dreams turned out to be about baseball, and then Signs was about (spoiler alert!) some boring-ass aliens and a priest, this is the masterpiece I've been waiting for!!
@@egoborder3203 🤣
Grain afficionado. Is that code for alcoholic?
It'll annoy you, unless a day is really long on that there moon there's no chance they were harvesting those fields in time for use in the rest of the story.
You will really enjoy the slow motion harvesting then
When I watched that slow motion scene of water bottle being filled up in the water barrel, I became absolutely convinced that Zack is just f-ing with us. I don't believe that anybody could shoot that scene and mean it seriously. I think he is testing how ridiculous he can get.
I saw a trailer of a man with an axe fighting dudes with AR-15s shooting lasers in a medieval village and I was like : Nope !
It’s over Zach, you’re done.
Pack a bag, head Mid West and go breed turkeys, you’re REALLY good at that.
“Kora shoots the princess… Kora is then blamed for the murder”
To Snyder fans, this apparently is a twist
I especially "enjoyed" when they just casually mentioned that, by the way, the Princess is still alive.
The ultimate threat to the Motherworld's war machine is just shrugged off as a common fact (!).
I loved how the robot, who revealed in part 1 how his robot people stopped fighting when the princess and her family were assassinated, did not react when Kora admitted to everyone she killed the princess.
The boregiver
The snoregiver
I don't even feel like ranting
Really hard to watch had to stop multiple times
Yeah it was a cure for insomnia,I fast forwarded about 50% of it ,still got the plot and felt like I wasted an hour
I didn’t know it was out till reviewers started talking about it. I wanted to like it, but I fell asleep twice and then my gf got fed up and made me turn it off.
I think your gf has your best interests at heart!
@@honkyvanwildebeest8926 I mean in her defense she could only tolerate me backing it so many times…
Same thing happened to me. Fell asleep both times.
@@freelancenerd4804 haha she has a strong sense of self-preservation!
Was the resurrection of Admiral Noble meant to be as epic as Darth Vader in Star Wars? That was just ridiculous and absurd.
They brought him back to life just so she could wipe the floor with him again. When your super villain gets his ass whipped 2wice by a tiny girl with a shitty haircut it ruins the villain she cuts his balls off. Moron Snyder is
no one is comparing RM to Mickey Mouse Wars
@@riversmakris Of course not. One is successful, popular, and loved. The other is Rebel Moon.
“They have flags now?”
“There have flags now!”
Balisarius looked like an ape from the 1968 Planet of the apes he looked ridiculous and when he finally spoke it was HILLARIOUS! .... and the topping on the cake was the string quartet 😂😂
That's hilarious 😂 he actually does look like one of them and yes when he spoke I laughed out loud and at the musicians with bags over their heads getting into the music as the scene all plays out.... Snyder is just sad little man 🙄
Snyder sucks so bad
I winced. Many times. Many many times during Rebel Moon : The Third Nipple.
The first was figuring out how much grain 30 people could harvest in 2 days and mill in a place that ... seems to have no flour mill, and yet has an anti-grav sled. And where no one with a scythe seemed to have picked up so much as a broom or a shovel in their entire lives. So why send a dreadnought after 100 sacks of flour? Don't know.
The second was the "I forgot to write your personality, here's a wall hanging to explain". Fak me. Little House on the Character Transplant.
The third was the paintball guns. It probably seemed like utter peak genius in Snyderbrainz but it doesn't suggest plasma, molten metal, power, and threat - it says paintball, with teenagers larping.
The fourth was every long-winded, pompous, stupid speech to fill in bad writing: Jimmie the Robot, every character, General Titus doing "the grain is our power" like he's stepped out of RoP declaiming "do you know why a stone looks down?"
As HW said, the mystifying part is not that it's bad, it is, but that Snyder seems to think it's art of matchless brilliance.
Jupiter Ascending, PTSD...
@@ynraiderI didn’t think much of Jupiter ascending but it’s like a tour de force of film making compared to this lemon.
this part was even more boring than previous
I visited my brother in NYC and he surprised me with tickets to a screening of the first one. He actually apologized when the movie ended, and we had a great time making fun of it over beers afterwards
This one was just a slog. I called him right away and told him the whole movie, and he laughed at me over the phone
@@egoborder3203 right slog is the perfect word to describe, this should have been one movie of 3 hours with first half from first movie till group was made and then final stand in the planet as 2nd half, might have been ok movie then.
I fell asleep right after digimon started singing & the slomo farmimg
Stop it your being a buffoon , I know this is a Snyder hate show and your a fan so I get it but stop with the stupidness because it makes you sound stupid , it's not more boring than the other my guy , man up n follow your own lead
Zack fell off after man of steel in imo.
Have we not figured out by now that Zack Snyder doesn’t have interest in film outside of an action sequence? Everything else is built around that, unless the story came from a graphic novel (300, SuckerPunch, watchmen) his original ideas are shit
Yes. Pls crap on Zack Snyder. He’s so overrated and bad. Years and years now
Suckerpunch was the warning shot...
jarjar abrams: am i a joke to you???!!!
yes, you totally are.
@@jarigustafsson7620 hahahaha. Well done. Cheers
I do not understand how people have taken so long to realise what an absolutely terrible film maker Snyder is - unless he is working with someone else's material. Awesome DOP but should not be allowed anywhere near the writers room. I thought Man of Steel was going to be the BEST MOVIE EVER with Snyder directing and Nolan producing and then out came Sucker Punch, a film he wrote and directed. Incredible visuals but a simpletons attempt at structure, narrative, character development and story. Incredibly inept. He has done nothing to change my opinion of him. With his visual skills though, his movies do make the best trailers. I would love to see his skill applied to someone else's material again because visually he is very, very talented.
The “Dawn of the Dead” remake was his best film. Not surprisingly, James Gunn was the writer. Snyder is absolutely lost without good writers.
His visuals are ugly as fuck. I genuinely don't get the hype for his visuals. Prioritizing only whatever looks cooler even at the expense of the story and characterization is literally the direct exact opposite of good cinematography.
This really is heartbreaking. I remember in 2009 thinking Zack Snyder would become one of the greatest directors ever. And it literally just went downhill after Watchmen for me. (Which I still love. 9/10)
Even watchman sucked.
Used to be a huge fan but as i watch it now its crap.
The back story scenes were grueling. Why would any film tell you it is about to do back story narratives? It was so forced upon the audience, as if to say, "We know you have no idea who these characters are. So we will stop the film's progress here in order for our heroes to have a sit down, pow wow, where they tell you the audience where they each come from." Back stories are supposed to be seamless; something the audience discovers on its own. As for the handout of the banners, the audience is again expected to suspend reality. The village folk just met all their "guardian heroes". At which point they are immediately told that they have all of five days to harvest and prep their grain, train the entire town on combat techniques such they can effectively fight against trained soldiers bearing heavy armor and armaments. Then to add insult to injury they must all dig tunnels and trenches, secret hideaways, and mine them all with hidden explosives. Yet after 3 days of harvesting (by hand and without the help of their one and only robot or any of their draft animals), the blond girl presents each with a hand crafted needle point banner. Safe to say that she would have to have been the fastest needle pointer in all of human history. But good to know that she wasted all her time needle pointing when everyone else is harvesting grain by scythes. And how much grain do they harvest? Hardly enough to feed the crew of a giant dread-naught spacecraft, let alone a starving galactic wide empire.
Chronically online fanbases make content worse for everyone. they artificially inflate the perceived popularity of these overhyped personas. Snyder shouldn’t have been given the reins of a new franchise after the mess he made at DC but here we are
That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless"
Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"
Admiral Admirable? 😂😂😂 I'm so stealing that.
I laugh out loud 8 times: (spoilers) 1. Harvesting in slow motion . 2- all scene when kora hide the ship behind the waterfall and the robot comes, tells her they will be defeated and runs out (why the hidden is SO away?!!!) 3- when Kora changes of mind and doesn’t want to fight. 4- when the protagonists take turn to enter in the war why? “Let’s die the other, then we fight” hysterical!!!! 5- a man fighting in open field with two axes 🪓 and the enemy have lasers and passing by his side. 6- all the laser swords scenes, Nemesis taking TOO LONG to take 3 enemies and couldn’t do it. 7- the rebel fleet coming at the end
…Oh the exposition scenes of the dinner, the banners, and “tell me about your past” TERRIBLE!
Exactly 😂 I literally laughed out loud so many times at just the utter ridiculousness of it all! Snyder made a comedy and didn't know it or maybe he did and that's the joke on his own fan base 🙄
We need to stop spreading the myth that Zack Snyder has ever had it or was ever a good director. Not his ex is a terrible directive but he’s a terrible he may being as well and I think it’s time that we stop defending him or that we stop saying it’s okay to support his films. It’s not.
He’s good at visuals, if he has someone above him to tell him “no Zack, we don’t need a slow motion shot of people farming”, also he can’t be nowhere near a script.
He’s good at style but knows shit about writing. His only good films had good writers. He looks like a complete hack without that.
This channel needs a bigger audience. I like your vids
Kora actually did murder the princess. She was ordered to do it but still did it. She was just thrown under the bus.
Thank you for sitting thru this awful steaming pile so that no one else hs to do the same! How much money did Netsicks dump into this trash fire in a box? Did I mention that if I want laugh out loud bad, I'll just pull up anything done by that bunch of mouse-headed fools in Burbank?
I heard a price tag of $166mil but I'm not sure if that was both or just this. Seems kinda cheap for two movies, so I'm slapping my forehead imagining this POS costing that much
@@egoborder3203 That is what filmmaking has become these days. The "art" of hiding millions of dollars on the screen (large or small) so that the audience can't see a dime of it.
I feel sorry for Sofia Butella, she jumps from one dud to another
I know. What’s sad for me is that I was following her on Instagram for a while, and of course a lot of her latest stories and posts have been about the movie. I’m sure she enjoyed making it, but after failing to get invested in Part One and seeing others’ reactions to it, I just… didn’t want to see even her talk about it anymore. I hope she finds something better to do eventually because I do think she has talent, and she’s definitely been in some works that were well-received. If anything, it seems like most of the bad/less good movies she’s been in were of the “epic blockbuster” variety; put her in a movie that’s meant to be a one-off or part of a smaller franchise and things are more likely to turn out okay, at least from what I’ve noticed.
She needs to fire her agent, perhaps.
@@deepaknambisan3251 or at least read the scripts first. I suppose it can be a bit different when you’re acting in the film than when you’re watching it after all.
Sofia would look good in 'Atomic Blonde 2' with her legs on Charlize Theron''s shoulders... But given her teenage looks, it would look like the poor girl was being molested by a drinking, smoky woman in her late 50s...🤣🤣🤣
I find annoying how in the poster the general dude is shooting, but his finger isn't on the trigger...
omg that's hilarious. Someone had to have done that on purpose out of spite.
It really irks me that this channel doesn’t have 1M followers at this point. It’s absolutely spot on (and hilarious) analysis and something we all love to do: hate watch and then be affirmed that what we just watched was indeed trash
I literally stopped right after the dip water in the barrel art scene I guess it was. Longest and must cinematic thirst quench I ever seen in my life.
And now kids that’s why we don’t let directors be writers, producers, show runners, cast directors, visual effects, colorist, sound design, screenwriter.
“Burrow under the incredibly low bar …”! Mwuh!
I just wanna know why the Emperor wouldn't have at least one of the unquestionably loyal robots that can take down a tank alone by him and his family at all times?
I loved the assassination scene with the band. The way the band was blindfolded but expected to play along with the drama happening in the room, in unison. I found it the funniest part of the movie.
What's with these directors and showrunners who think the problem lies with the fans (and act accordingly, going on the attack when a collective dissent to their work reaches their ears), that whatever thought comes to their minds could never be wrong and their films/shows are gifts to humanity? Are they surrounded by yes men and hype people? I don't get it.
That's what happens when people call you a genius for years because of a few good products and then you are surrounded by yes men like you said.
Even Synder good movies are just good.
I literally groaned at the cringe
Lmfao not even joking I did the same thing. It was incredibly bad
A lot of issues annoyed me but I think the one that stands atop the crowd is that one asshole with the rocket at the start of the 'conflict'. HE opens the tunnel, and the Admiral is standing directly in front of him. He then aims away from him and shoots a bloody ship.
Do they ever explain who the child of fire is? Or who the scargiver is? Apparently hack Snyder not only has directors cuts lined up he needs "2 to 3 more films" to tell the whole "story." I threw up in my mouth writing typing that
Rebel Moon Part 11: This time there might be an actual script written by someone who knows how to write scripts!
Naw dude
10:00 That "Do it" was the only humor in this entire film and it was unintentionally funny.
Thanks for the hilarious review!
i watched the whole movie out of sheer stubbornness. now my brain hurts
Lmfao same. I knew better than to watch this dogwater but still sat all the way through it 🤦🏿
Space Fantasy Cliche, The Movie.
Don't leave out how ugly it looked thanks to the stupid lenses they used for the cameras. Everything was blurry as hell.
Ripoff Moon-The scabies giver😂😂😂😂 Part dumb!!!
SO WELL articulated!! Loved this review
It _could_ have been somewhat decent if it was made into an 8 episode show with more thought behind it.
But it would still be crap, though, without better writing and plot.
I think the most laugh I had with this was the death scene of the guy. Fk I legit forget his name. The dude who dies at the end. xD That scene was hilarious!
Gunnar
Snyder and JJ Abrams have merged into their final form: Super-Hack.
1980 - Battle Beyond the Stars.
2024 - Battling Bordom of Stars.
I was thinking the ships scanners had literally perfect imagery down to their hair and clothing of everyone inside the buildings through the walls, but they couldn't detect the people hiding in tunnels they literally landed on top of? Also, when the battle kicks off they all like - I dunno, wait their turn to jump in? Like both sides. So so bad, like unforgivably bad, not even cult classic "drink every time they go slow-mo" worthy.
I tried so hard to like this but hoooooooly goddamn it was bad.
10:00 Why does the evil Emporer sound so “Yasss Queeen!! 💖 💋 😘 ✨ “
10:01
I-I'm sorry, I just....
I broke down laughing at this for a good 5 minutes.
No hate towards the actor, just...
This sounds like something I would hear from an unhinged bully back in middle school.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rebel Moon part 2: The Child-Killer
Shame, Snyder totally missed Denis' Dune adaptation, if he did, he probably wouldnt of even bothered with this drokk.
Hatewatch is my favorite word now. 😅😅😅
Wonder if we’ll ever get the prequel / short of Nemesis at a rave
- one point, for to little of sir Anthony Robot. 😢
The cinematography was great. I don't mind some slow-mo, but it was way too much, almost like a way to pad the runtime. But what bugs me are all the nonsensical scenes. They can see the people inside the house but not underground. They need grain but then blow it up anyway. The baddies are so evil that they have no heart at all. But then, when she pretends to be a wounded soldier, they try and care for her like normal doctors just before she kills them. So many redundant courses of actions. Why have all the royal members kill the family and then force her to kill the child and then blame it on her? That could have been done in so many other logical ways. If I can't relate to anything that happens because of illogical reasons, then I don't care what happens at all.
There’s some inconsistencies with your comment.
They didn’t destroy the grain;I looked closely and notice that they actually didn’t destroy it. They only aimed at the barn with it and destroyed that.
The men you’re talking about were just doctors who would deal with casualties on the battlefield. It’s obvious their personality and demeanour was different to the military. Plus their role was…attending to injuries…
They tried to frame the greatest soldier their government has produced by proclaiming that Kira killed the whole royal family? That’s not illogical,that’s simply a corrupt government trying to Type up loose ends before taking over?
At some point it became so bad it was hilarious, so it became better. I laughed a lot during this movie.
Written by a 10 year old is being way too generous! It was more like the guy from Memento who has a memory span of a few minutes as a toddler with ADHD putting random words together on an etch-a-sketch.
Extremely good breakdown. Subscribed
Imagine if they just harvested grain and used 2 days to run for the hills to hide.
This is all they had to do! Make so that the planet Velt was one of the last planets that would yelled a great harvest. The guy that took over after the slain king is fighting others that want the position to control all the planets that are good for harvesting. They just had to up the stakes even if it is something like this.
Part 2: the fart smeller.
How possible is the coexistence of interstellar traveling with the need for grain and the battles of axes against laser guns? Well, is possible in rebel moon series.
Wow, this was a positively glowing review compared to other people's reviews I've seen.
I had to go through my facebook for half the movie cause nothing happened and it was so boring.
Lol great intro 😂😂
What a waste of the Deadpool bad guy.
For all that’s holy - NO MORE of this dysfunctional $hit $how. You were kind in your review.
James is the only character I think has an iota of interesting story potential. I skipped everyone's backstories, except the princess part.
we already have a sci fi seven samurai, in Samurai 7 2004, it doesnt worked in that either
I saw pt 1, and started watching pt 2 the other day, then suddenly stopped and said to myself, "Why?!" I don't need to watch
Had no idea what was going on the entire movie and I just wanted to turn it off and watch the office
I somehow watched 2 seasons of halo. I couldn't get through 20 min of part 2 of RM.
This movies' dialogue is on par with a school play. Anyone who has seen 5 movies or more in their life can finish each sentence before the character in the movie can.
Wait, part 2 has already come out? Not many people are talking about it
He delivers such great visuals in parts but boyyyyy he cannot write for shite! Dialogue was so horrible!
I went with the idea "how bad can it be"... I still think those grains shots were the best of the movie...
He wouldn’t be able to fix the issues from the first movie because the second one was filmed and finished before the reviews of the first lol
Noble was killed twice. Why he was there?
That was explained,if you’re going to jump on the bandwagon of shyttting on something at least know where you’re going to land.
He “died” then was brought back to life. The second time he was beheaded after he was shot and his upper torso crushed by a door so he’s completely dead now.
The enemies are total potatoes in this movie. I almost lost more brain cells watching this than the Jhon Whick movies
Jhon Whick?? what are you?? retarded?? stfu genius
I am a fan of sci-fi but I have never stumbled across a more trivial, obvious, even stupid movie like this one, to the point that I started part 2 and gave it up a few minutes later. With all the good sci-fi stories that can be turned into valuable movies, I wonder what made Netlix slip on such an unwatchable banana peel
4 more to go. It is a trilogy in 6 parts you see.
I think the proportionality the most disturbing. Where is the wheat? That Dreadnought will go through that amount in a week. Where are the guns and ammo? Cora only brought 6 men on horses? without a ship full of weapons? What?
Well I think we all know spaceships and lasers are no match for 6 horses and a handful of shirtless steroid people on the ground
It sucks because I do want a new IP to thrive. But this was just terrible. I think he wanted to go straight to the action stuff was the cause? Idk, he should have just made a good movie with characters development as the first movie and go from there. We need to care about these characters.
“Straight to the action”
Oh so you mean he wanted all that boring plot and character development out of the way so people could enjoy slow motion shots of grain farming?
I started watching it last night and got two minutes in and was like I can’t do it. I turned it off and played Spider-Man 2.
As many others have commented, it's an awful shame that some really good actors were wasted, and that nobody can constrain Snyder's use of slow-motion. I know people ridicule the slo-mo used in the harvest scenes, but it could have been effective here - if seen through Kora's eyes, it could have emphasized her feeling of peace, belonging and community in the village (e.g. time standing still in a moment of happiness) ... But because it is also used in every single fight scene or explosion too, there's no meaning behind it.
Despite the deluge of borrowed scenes, characters and plotlines from other stories and movies, it could still have been enjoyable if the production design had been more original/better thought through. Problem is, every where you look, every line of dialogue delivered, and every plot development witnessed just becomes an obvious checklist of references that do nothing more than feel like a cheap rip-off of the original material.