Classmate Accidentally Summons You (ASMR Roleplay) [Half- Demon Listener] [F4A] Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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Script: Commissioned by Brandon Porter
Listener: Neutral
Imagine having a wiccan phase smh couldn't be me
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You half-assed the summon so you get a half-assed demon.
🤣
Well your not wrong
Or you only get half the demon
No no they have a point.
Good logic
Fake: Your dad is a demon overlord?! What's he like?"
Me: He's boring, frugal, and likes to work at McDonald's. They even made an anime about him"
I dobt u derstand the mcdonalds anime part, pls explain
@@sc_e1582 search up devil part timer
:3
@@Lux_Tempest this. ill watch it. thx
@@sc_e1582 the devil is a part timer, mid war the demon lord and his closest servant were transported from their fantasy world to modern day Japan where their powers dont exist and their basically just normal ppl and instead of being evil they decide "fuck it let's live like normal humans" and one starts working at a McDonalds
When I heard that venti dad has a thing for radio them like my dad f****** Alastor
“FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT- oh hey Fake, wait…”
*also Cthulhu, when she mistakens her Grimoire, for the Necronomicon*
“A radio demon”, huh? That sure sounds… Familiar…
Well, I’m starved! Who wants some jambalaya?
My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya - in fact, it nearly killed her! I guess you could say the kick was right out of hell!
I got it aswell great shows she making
Me in Alistor impression: "Stay turned"
I SAID THE SAME THING!!
If I wanted to harm someone… *I would have done so already*
@@kuzurihanma5963 “if I wanted to hurt anyone here..I would’ve done so already..
Haven't you ever heard the three rules of demon summoning?
1. Don't disturb the circle.
2. Beware of Monkey's Paw wishing or requests, in other words, be precise and clear.
3. We don't do homework. Or windows.
What do you mean we,
@wolfgamerv2321 did they stutter?
@@wolfgamerv2321D I D T H E Y S T U T T E R
We DON’T do homework.
And I'm the spawn of Alastor. No wonder I'm banned from Hell, everyone would want my head on a pike!
No, that would only really be vox. And likely a couple other overlords. With the majority of Hell's population, likely being afraid to even so much as look at them funny. given that al Something of a boogeyman status in hell To the point where so much as a mentioning him is enough to make most people kind of scare. And there are literal posters saying, beware of the radio demon.
It would probably only really be Vox and maybe some of the other Overlords going after him. With most of Hell's population likely being too afraid to so much as look at them funny.
> *recite incantation*
> *Trevor Phillips appears*
> *breaks salt circle*
> *vomits in my fucking sink*
> *dips*
> *Goes out on a wild bender*
Her: Your dad's a demon overlord?! What's he like?
Me: He's the literal embodiment of Envy. I fight paranormal evils at night and volunteer at the community center on Sundays. We don't get along.
😂 I love this
Everytime I listen to a half-demon listener audio, the speaker refers to them as demon and everytime I speak aloud saying "half-demon", so this is a nice feeling to feel the speaker recognize the correcting. Lol.
Her:your dad's a demon overlord
Me: yeah he dresses like the king of pop Michael Jackson
Demon Slayer reference
50% Demon, 50% Awesomeness
You got the Halves wrong, it's 50% demon 50% boooooriiiing
@Cheese Styx Agreed unless he means 50% Demon *=* 50% Awesomeness
As soon as I heard that our dad was old fashioned Alastor was the first thing that popped into in my head
That's a unique title. Hype
4:30 Summoning a demon can't be THAT dangerous right?
(Famous last words of many a summoner)
Ah my sweet naive summer child
Jokes on you I have a shotgun ready I didn't spend 10 years training to be the doomguy for nothing
@@ethanrobins6547 and if the shotgun doesn't work use holy water or get a blessed cross
@@LoneWolf_432 you THINK I ALREADY HAVEN'T TRIED THAT (just being dramatic here) and if normal shells don't work then blessed versions then the other doom weapons that are real and i mean ALL OF THEM BOTH BLESSED AND UNBLESSED
@@ethanrobins6547 that's fair
I picture when she summons us the second time, we appear and say “Whassup.” Just all chill and aware she was going to try that again with the same results.
Yep. Just like. So uuuh, we good now?
@@TiernanHousman what do you mean?
HEEEEEEEEEY WHAT'S UUUUUUUUP IT'S MEEEEEEEEEE
When I heard "So he's like a Radio Demon?" I *literally* snapped my fingers and was like "ayeeee" Hazbin Hotal reference
"You want to know about my father? Well, despite being a demon overlord, he still somehow manages to be a typical deadbeat dad."
So Vergil somehow became the/or a overlord of hell
And there goes Alastor's asexuality. Man, this audio really made me... smile 😈 (Insert Fake's evil laughter)
Nice script Brandon 🧡
tf
*Magically makes a baby*
The radio demon..
People can be ace and still have sex they just won’t desire to have it I believe?
@@Coolkrobird your right but ace sexuality is a spectrum and differs from person to person
0:50 YOU JUST RUINED MY HOLLOW KNIGHT SPEEDRUN!
When she said" your dad's a demon Overlord" and "a radio demon" I instantly think our characters dad is Alaster from hazbin hotel
_[HALO THEME STARTS BLARING]_
I hope you are well Fake ASMR, take care of yourself, your health is the most important
The concept of Alistair having a kid intrigues me
We fake said radio demon I was like “Is that a hazbin hotel reference?”
imagine you're taking a shower and someone summons you
After i heard the phrase "Radio--" i was just banging my head against the pillow for the rest of the video lmao
This is just one big Hazbin hotel reference, isn’t it?
It definitely sounds like a hazbin hotel reference
Thank you for all the laughs. I’ve only recently discovered your channel but I’ve listened to quite a few of your videos and they never fail to make me smile.
That was fun, and well done, too. No Parrot Exposition, which was great. The sound effect of the demon appearing and disappearing was perfectly chosen. All together, I could see this playing out in my head.
"Same as here but more sinful" ah vegas got it
I've heard this script so many times and I always have the same thought "this person is so stupid why don't they just use a calculator"
Most high school and higher math classes require you to show every step you made to get to the answer, and "I used a calculator" is unacceptable.
Classmate: can’t you call up one of your demon friends
Me *laughs* I don’t have any friends🙃
DMN: So you summoned me on _accident,_ huh? It's fine. It happens to me a lot.
I wpke up to this audio and hearing old fashioned into radios got me thinking “what a coincidence” the moment I hear radio demon I opened my eyes to see my sleep paralysis demon
When I heard radio demon I was like: ALASTORRRRRRRRRR
Hope this story continues 😸
ALASTOR REFERENCE!!!!
I honestly love your name, fake asmr makes me laugh for some reason 🤣
Clapping together two handfuls of salt sounds like a very quick way to blind yourself.
Half-Demon: "hey naaah can't be bothered got any chips I'm hungry"
Half-Demon: "wait you summoned me to DO your homework?"
Half-Demon: "ok well imma head out now see ya"
"Just call me the Number Devil, 'cause class is in session."
Damn
We must be a miracle to turn out sane if the "radio demon" is our dad.
who said we were sane
Touche@@alexanderwamsley5846
@@alexanderwamsley5846 Good points
Wait is our father THE strawberry pimp?
The one and only
Fun fact: a demon human hybrid has been referred to as a cambion.
A numerical fetish? Dang, that'd sure have been useful in math class...
"WHO DARES SUMMON M- what are you doing here?"
Good video loves it so adorable sounding
I-
Wait wait wait
You summoned a demon
To do your homework!?
Well you’re lucky you got me instead of uncle Ozzy
Fun fact: The proper term is a Cambion
Kids this days summon demons to help with homework... back in my days demons were summoned to kill rivals, save someone from death, etc...
It is the past unfortunately... I miss these days when people summoned demons to do real shit... Do you know how it's humiliating for a demon like me used to lead demons legions to be invoked and forced to do homework...
@@latio8699 its even worse up here, people think they can buy their way to heaven nowadays... how is work down there, I bet your side is way more crowded than heaven ROFL
“Yo foo i was tryna brush my teeth, watcha want?”
"its not everyday you mert a half demon"
You meet me everyday.... In math class
I feel like I know this reference
Me: *sighs* you lit the right candle first didn’t you?
Her:…maybe..
Woah woah woah! You did not just mentioned Alastor the radio demon! This is quite interesting, let's see how this goes shall we?
0:54
My Custom Character: *Flesh Reforming as he Exits the Flames on the Floor*
0:58
My Custom Character: *Stretches and looks at her Confused*
1:08
My Custom Character: “What the F*ck?! Why’d you summon me?!”
1:41
My Custom Character: “Why exactly are you summoning a Demon?”
1:46
My Custom Character: “You looked it up on the Internet; didn’t you?”
2:03
My Custom Character: “I’m half Demon.”
2:18
My Custom Character: “Can you send me Back already?”
2:41
My Custom Character: *✌️* “Adios.”
3:15
My Custom Character: *Sitting Down on a Chair now*
3:32
My Custom Character: “*HALF, Demon.”
3:43
My Custom Character: “Really? You know how dangerous what you just did was?”
3:54
My Custom Character: “YOUR F*CKING MATH HOMEWORK?!”
4:14
My Custom Character: “Just get a Tutor!”
4:34
My Custom Character: *Lie* “My Father is a Demon Overlord and my Mother was a Human.”
4:54
My Custom Character: “YES, and one more Hazbin Hotel Reference and I will lose it.”
5:27
My Custom Character: “I AINT DOING SH*T FOR YOU.”
5:42
My Custom Character: “It’s doesn’t work that way, and HALF DEMON.”
6:06
My Custom Character: “My F*cking God.” *Starts to walk out*
6:22
My Custom Character: “No, I haven’t in this Life, he forbid me.”
6:40
My Custom Character: “Think of it like here, but Laws literally don’t exist, and crazy people infest it.”
7:15
My Custom Character: “KEEP THE HALF DEMON BETWEEN US AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.”
7:34
My Custom Character: “What about your Math Homework.”
7:43
My Custom Character: “I know someone who can do it for you actually…”
7:57
My Custom Character: “Casting Sh*t takes a lot of your Physical Energy, I want compensation.”
8:09
*The Homework Disappears and Reappears done in her Hand Writing*
8:33
My Custom Character: “He has a- Uhhhhh, Numerical Fetish, soooo- Don’t ask.”
HAHA! I do like this.
@@TiernanHousman Thx
Numerical fetish....best thing I've heard and read in a long ass time
You sound like you could do a good solid snake impression
Nlg, I was thinking of another demon lord when she asked me. You know, if I had to be a half demon, it would have to be the type that seek for power and asks you to show your motivation
I would love to be the son of alastor
I was summoned while watching yt and eating salt and vinegar chips
Ah so it went for nearest demonic being who could do the task required? Neat
I can hear the "who summoned me" meme
Jesus Christ, the aroace jumbalya munching tv hating honest to god Alastor being the dad character was the best twist have ever heard in one of these.
How does these humans keep getting my number?! Stop eith the summonings, I have a life too you know.
Not the "Alastor is my dad" card 😭
CMON I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!!
(Shirtless and wearing jeans)
I'll bet my life that the idea of the demon lord father known as the radio demon is a nod to Hazbin Hotel
Sry for my bad English. I am grateful that I can ask where I can find the toilet.
So Alastor is our dad
It’s a fan fic writers dream
You messed up the summoning but you summoned a sentient block of cheese instead
Lol
6:39 damn, so it’s Las Vegas? Sweet
“Numerical fetish” Mr Crabs?
Smile my dear because you’re never fully dressed without one
I actually have a half demon oc so this is kinda fitting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the part where you said “I was trying to summon a demon to help me with my math homework” is one of the best reasons I’ve heard to summon a demon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s totally not gonna backfire 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wooooooooooooooooo lovely audio fake
This is just my usual routine for people desperate to learn of my existence 😑
Me:(Gets summoned) What in the...? Oh...
Radio demon as dad? I"M ALASTORS DAUGHTER!?
guess im the son of Alastor
Plot twist this is in the hazben hotel universe
So our dad is a radio demone, and hell is just the living world but more sinful... that's just hazbin hotel with alastor as a dad now
Sounds like Alastor got board at the hotel
Plot Twist: It’s Vergil from Devil May Cry in High School
Since Alistair Who is more or less confirmed to be this character's dad? used to be human. Specifically, a former radio host and serial killer. I could just picture. The news or some documentary channel is Talking about him. And our character being like. Oh, my dad's on TV. Well, fake is confused being like. Wait. I thought your dad was a demon overlord. Well, we're just yeah, but just because he's a demon doesn't mean he was born in hell. A large chunk of them are actually just sinners who ended up there. My dad is one of those folks.
Well, she's like. Wait, really I assumed. a demon overlord had to be born in hell? And we just say. Yeah, no, that's not really a requirement.
Ive been watching Inuyasha lately. When I saw this I had to check it out lol
Oh yeah related to alestor the radio demon overlord
What the hell man, I was sleeping.
"summoning a demon can't be that dangerous can it?"
Pay attention. This sentence presages death and tragedy. It's sister being, "I'm 3 weeks from retirement."; Brother: "how hard can it be?" And father: "WHAT COULD GO WRONG?".
"What do you mean tempting fate?"
Ever wonder why my hair was orange?, and i prefer the term "ginger". As its a lot less eye catching than "demon"
Alright, me have idea!
A yandere that summons a demon (maybe Satan) because she's obsessed by demons and want one.
Hum...nah.
Hell is just Las Vegas
Let me eat my sandvich ragh
A radio demon........ ahem alastor ahem
I feel like I’ve heard this before… who am I kidding I’m probably on something
"Radio demon"
Is that a hazbin refrence?...
Now we know why alastor was gone for 7 years
Tbh u sound like my "school dad"
Low key into it
Yes. My "school dad" is a lesbian.
POV: You're Damian Beelzly from Vivziepop's Zoophobia
Never knew my dad was alastor
How is hell like? Well, I haven’t been there personally, but from what I’ve heard, it’s basically Detroit