Like, honestly. Your partner better be picking up a lot of work somewhere else in the relationship if they've literally never made food for you (if you're living together).
I envision this anime called "A Demon Possessed My Girlfriend And It Turns Out She Did Me A Huge Favor" The demon bringing up not immediately asking her to bring our girlfriend back is a sick and wonderful burn.
I just rewatched this and came up with a story that was just a montage of their lives together, dating and getting married in a courthouse, having children, watching them grow up and have children of their own. The final scenes was our character on our deathbed, we ask her if we made it to heaven and she says that our souls is as pure as they get, we say that's great and that we will see her soon, she knows that we won't. We die and a few more years pass, she spends the time with our children and grandchildren as much as possible, before ending up on her own deathbed with all her family around her, she takes one last look knowing she will never see them again and dies. She keeps her eyes closed as she passes through the realms, wondering if any of the other demons remember her or even noticed her long absence. Eventually she feels her feet touch the ground and opens her eyes ready to walk through the gate to hell. But she is frozen, instead of the hell gate she is standing in front of a golden gate, a scene she hasn't seen in a long time, the archangel guarding it calls her by her human name and opens it for her, he gives her a wink and says that someone has been waiting 5 years for her. She runs through the gate and jumps into our arms. I know that was kinda jumbled but I'm crying while writing this. Also Fake if you see this thank you for the wonderful audio.
0:56 A- good cop- Baby, you feelin okay? B-Bad cop- Your acting off. Tell me what’s wrong. NOW. X-Doubt- Your acting real suspicious at the moment. What is your name? (Insert other security questions here) Y-Accuse- YOU ARENT MY GIRLFREIND! WHO ARE YOU!
Honestly? Id just shake her hand, give the general greetings as if meeting for the first time, because we are, and ask her to be my girlfriend. I mean, she looks like your ex girlfriend but with a way better personality. We would be missing out if we rejected her.
Probably one of my favorite (non meme, those might take up my whole top 5 alone) audios you've done. The concept is a ton of fun as an unusual take on the 'rescue' style of stories. Dang our girlfriend just suuuuuuuucked. She was going to trade our soul? Well I guess it's a fair deal we're trading her for a MUCH better demon girl.
After finding out all that horrible stuff: "Wifi password is N0kia_is_unkillable, wine's over there, some snacks in the fridge, you're welcome" and then I would go to sleep knowing I upgraded, even if we were just friends from that point further
I mean, if she's possessing the body, the brain should still be there, right? Wouldn't surprise me if a demon would be able to shuffle through all those neurons with more ability than a human.
Lovely roleplay. Though I won't lie, whenever I hear the way in which you talk, the first thing that runs through my mind is that you sound like Solid Snake if he was female. I love it
In my head I have retitled this Audio to Demon girlfriend saves you from a very toxic relationship... And your soul"....Take the win dear listener. 👍 Great Audio Fake... Thank you. 👍
Honestly with a few tweaks this sounds like a perfect part 2 to your “Your Yandere Ex-Girlfriend is a ‘Goddess’” video: The delusional human tyrannical b--h who got drunk off of power tampered with being beyond her understanding and control and got what she deserved being cast into the underworld for eternity, *and* is replaced by a chill demon. Also finding out that Demons are actually more humane than she was/is. 😊 You know what, that’s it: This is the part 2. That’s my head canon now.
You know, I think it would be an interesting story idea for a situation where a supernatural force takes over a human’s body, but instead of blending into society in order to do evil things, they just use the body to live among humans as a normal person.
I'm imagining a part two for extreme masochistic subs and horror lovers about the ex girlfriend crawling her way out of hell and she's worse than any demon.
Idk why, but it kinda soundes like a female joker in the beginning "Batman, i uh...i caught a little pokemon batman, ya wanna know what pokemon i caught?"
This concept is interesting. :) I just like the premise and setup... The attempt at a replacement, but the replacement ended up being better.... Now the question is... Do demons consume souls in this scenario? If so bring the ex(?)-gf's soul back. And turn it into a snack.
Honestly feel like this would be a line Her "I can be a great girlfriend for the low low price of one body and it looks like it was paid for im advance so you dont have to worry about any charges to you!"
I can live with there not being any consistent lore for demons, since we can just explain it by saying they all take place in different universes. Like how they explain why there is no consistent lore for godzilla.
For the record I do not consent any trading of my soul, I only have the one and I plan on keeping it. I don’t know the exact reason of why it’s important but I know it’s important enough to Want to keep it. Oh and I changed the Wi-Fi password on her by the way, As a sort of petty revenge. Here’s the new one
I remember when I could make a corny pun about these videos and maybe even some decent ones but now I can’t even make a lame one great video though Did I just type out a whole ass paragraph? God I’m stupid
y'know I always figured all of your audios took place in separate universes unless otherwise stated so the inconsistent demon lore has not really stuck out to me tbh
The „Really?“ when she discovered our ex never cooked was genuinly funny.
Like, honestly. Your partner better be picking up a lot of work somewhere else in the relationship if they've literally never made food for you (if you're living together).
I am humbly requesting a part 2 of this because it is incredible
agreed
Absolutely agree
Wholesome content
I second this
Amen to that
I envision this anime called "A Demon Possessed My Girlfriend And It Turns Out She Did Me A Huge Favor"
The demon bringing up not immediately asking her to bring our girlfriend back is a sick and wonderful burn.
I would totally watch it
Even got the long and descriptive (but vague enough to draw in the viewer) title down to a science
Sounds like a Creepypasta tbh
@@thatguyoddly4610 me too
I just rewatched this and came up with a story that was just a montage of their lives together, dating and getting married in a courthouse, having children, watching them grow up and have children of their own. The final scenes was our character on our deathbed, we ask her if we made it to heaven and she says that our souls is as pure as they get, we say that's great and that we will see her soon, she knows that we won't. We die and a few more years pass, she spends the time with our children and grandchildren as much as possible, before ending up on her own deathbed with all her family around her, she takes one last look knowing she will never see them again and dies. She keeps her eyes closed as she passes through the realms, wondering if any of the other demons remember her or even noticed her long absence. Eventually she feels her feet touch the ground and opens her eyes ready to walk through the gate to hell. But she is frozen, instead of the hell gate she is standing in front of a golden gate, a scene she hasn't seen in a long time, the archangel guarding it calls her by her human name and opens it for her, he gives her a wink and says that someone has been waiting 5 years for her. She runs through the gate and jumps into our arms.
I know that was kinda jumbled but I'm crying while writing this. Also Fake if you see this thank you for the wonderful audio.
Great story you it feels like that could happen this way
Ok, but what if we saw all of this happen, in detail?
damn... i have one thing to say to you, become a writer
Me: *Jumping for joy*
Demon: You're taking this awfully well...
It sounds more like a girlfriend possessed my demon
Same here
"parry this you filthy casual"
0:56
A- good cop- Baby, you feelin okay?
B-Bad cop- Your acting off. Tell me what’s wrong. NOW.
X-Doubt- Your acting real suspicious at the moment. What is your name? (Insert other security questions here)
Y-Accuse- YOU ARENT MY GIRLFREIND! WHO ARE YOU!
Imagine forgetting to bind your demon couldn't be me
The demon possessing you who'se writing this, 🤣
Honestly? Id just shake her hand, give the general greetings as if meeting for the first time, because we are, and ask her to be my girlfriend. I mean, she looks like your ex girlfriend but with a way better personality. We would be missing out if we rejected her.
You know, you're not wrong.
I second this
i agree
You know what, you are onto something.
Facts
You don't need demon lore, it's much more interesting if you make it up as you go
I’ve heard of possessive girls, but this is ridiculous!
Who is Joe?
@@___________4026 Me!
that is a horrible joke, i love it
@@huntersmith1943 thank you! My parents often say the same thing about me!
@@averagejoe5742 okay
Why would I say no to a much better, more willing to love me girl? I’d be more than happy to have her here!
Ey a demon possessed my girlfriend? I see this as an absolute win! Let's go
Damn how much can someone hate their girlfriend to be fine with this
Okay well in this situation that this audio gives i take back my statement
@@itsyaboi.1645 i second this
I mean, I guess in a sense I posses our partners' body, lmao. Idk if it counts if we've always shared the same body though -Luci(fer)
“The underworld kinda sucks. The internet is so slow.” I love this channel
"She wanted to trade your soul"
*me who already sold my soul:* "Not a great plan"
What did you sell it for mate
@@thatguyoddly4610a can of pringles
What flavour
@@thatguyoddly4610 through ally years of saying this I have never asked myself this question... Huh... Mint Aero I guess. They're worth my soul
@@dolofonosesostrefis What ever you think it's worth I don't think anything is worth my soul
Title says it all. I’m down for it. This is fine. I won’t get scared of that. Just wholesome is all
"She wanted to trade your soul",
"Bruh im ginger, i dont have one"
I have one rule, Miss Fake Demon. No, you may NOT have my soul. It's all I got left.
Another incredible video fake!
"I hang out with Succubi all the time. I picked up a few things."
Maybe you should see a doctor about that.....
Probably one of my favorite (non meme, those might take up my whole top 5 alone) audios you've done. The concept is a ton of fun as an unusual take on the 'rescue' style of stories.
Dang our girlfriend just suuuuuuuucked. She was going to trade our soul? Well I guess it's a fair deal we're trading her for a MUCH better demon girl.
Can I just say that I’m new here, and I absolutely LOVE your voice?
No. You are NOT allowed to say you're new here.
"when was the last time she hugged you, kissed you, made you feel wanted?"
September 11th
2001?
@@brandealda5868 b.c
@@brandealda5868 Yes
gf: soo i possessed your gf's body
me:...i see this as an asbolute win.
When a demon is nicer then your actual girlfriend friend
Crossing off the dinner and bath joke early, nice
as demons go, this one is really nice. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
"I'm a de..."
True form, right now, let's see it. Also you're staying my girlfriend... if you want.
After finding out all that horrible stuff: "Wifi password is N0kia_is_unkillable, wine's over there, some snacks in the fridge, you're welcome" and then I would go to sleep knowing I upgraded, even if we were just friends from that point further
" I hang out with Succubi all the time. I picked up a few things. " I hate to say it, but that sounded wrong in my head.
You need to see a doctor right
Knowing that hell has shit internet is weirdly comforting
That's part of what makes it Hell.
I NEED A SECOND PART OF THIS PLEASE!!!!
I KNOW ITS BEEN A YEAR BUT IM BEGGING YOU
Unless fake got free time there's like no part 2
@@CatherineSweetnam fr
@@CatherineSweetnam They got a busy schedule tho, so I'm not complaining
I mean, if she's possessing the body, the brain should still be there, right? Wouldn't surprise me if a demon would be able to shuffle through all those neurons with more ability than a human.
What a great little roleplay. Good work.
"I don't know how to feel about this. You might not be her....but you certainly look like her..."
This is probably my favorite so far
Lovely roleplay. Though I won't lie, whenever I hear the way in which you talk, the first thing that runs through my mind is that you sound like Solid Snake if he was female. I love it
Every video I see one of these comments
"she was trying to sell your soul" FOR WHAT??? WAT WAS SHE TRYNA SELL MY SOUL FOR??
In my head I have retitled this Audio to Demon girlfriend saves you from a very toxic relationship... And your soul"....Take the win dear listener. 👍
Great Audio Fake... Thank you. 👍
Honestly with a few tweaks this sounds like a perfect part 2 to your “Your Yandere Ex-Girlfriend is a ‘Goddess’” video:
The delusional human tyrannical b--h who got drunk off of power tampered with being beyond her understanding and control and got what she deserved being cast into the underworld for eternity, *and* is replaced by a chill demon. Also finding out that Demons are actually more humane than she was/is. 😊
You know what, that’s it: This is the part 2. That’s my head canon now.
The underworld sent an upgrade.... thanks underworld
Oh hell yeah, maybe a demon can occupy my sweetie. Damn that would be wonderful.
My reaction as she told us what happend
"Oh frick yes!!" 😆
I’ve heard this script before, but I think I like your version better!
Sooo...in the end it's more like a girl possessed the "demon" girlfriend.
You know, I think it would be an interesting story idea for a situation where a supernatural force takes over a human’s body, but instead of blending into society in order to do evil things, they just use the body to live among humans as a normal person.
wonderful audio fake amazing concept
Like elf and troll, demon is kind of a generic category that can contain many different kinds of creature.
Depend of the culture in question
she sounds like Jane from Daria and it sounds amazing!!!
Found this video again, and now all I can think is:
[Years later]
Listener: and that kids, is how i met your mother
I'm imagining a part two for extreme masochistic subs and horror lovers about the ex girlfriend crawling her way out of hell and she's worse than any demon.
TEEMY TURNUR YOU HAVE BRO-KEN DA RULEZ🤣
This one is honestly a classic
Another great video, homegirl!
Bro this hit to close to home because of my last relationship besides the demon girl
Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
I believe I said "we shouldn't" not "we can't". Honestly I would've let her stay even if she didn't try to convince me
Honestly like this demon. Would 100% attempt cuddles
In my head i heard a zipper sound when she said “ now let me show you how much I appreciate it” help me
Surprisingly I would expect a demon to be nicer than a person
Holy crap
I actually said "you can do that?" Literally a second before I heard "Oh yeah I can do that"
09:41 it comes out of nowhere suddenly my jaw dropped.
This kinda reminds me of how bill cipher manipulated dipper by showing how horrible Mabel has been to him
10:10 *gasp* icecream sundaies!
Idk why, but it kinda soundes like a female joker in the beginning
"Batman, i uh...i caught a little pokemon batman, ya wanna know what pokemon i caught?"
This concept is interesting. :)
I just like the premise and setup... The attempt at a replacement, but the replacement ended up being better....
Now the question is... Do demons consume souls in this scenario? If so bring the ex(?)-gf's soul back. And turn it into a snack.
Consistensy and rules are for devils, demons are supposed to be chaotic.
When a demon is a better girlfriend than your actual girlfriend.......
She was sad about the internet being slow in THE UNDER WORLD. That is just funny to me
But hey. That's just a theory. A Game Theory.
"when was the last time she hugged you, kissed you, made you feel wanted?"
8 years ago, and I'm still paying $12,000/mo because of that stupid mistake
Part two where the ex claws her way out of hell.
"I just want to feel like I matter to someone..."
Don’t make half measures like finger did
WALTUH
Honestly feel like this would be a line
Her "I can be a great girlfriend for the low low price of one body and it looks like it was paid for im advance so you dont have to worry about any charges to you!"
Demonic Possession as improvement.
Play with demons, get sent to hell!!!!!
Yep no demon summoning! Unless you want to be in a horror movie!
Hold on there is internet in hell? I guess we know where twitter users are from
I don't believe in demons, but now I may reconsider.
She hangs out with succubi, and wants to show how much she appreciates me?
Needs part 2
I can live with there not being any consistent lore for demons, since we can just explain it by saying they all take place in different universes. Like how they explain why there is no consistent lore for godzilla.
this is the girlfriend we all wanted (minus the demon thing)
More like David Hayter possessed my girlfriend, and I am here for it!
It depends if the demon likes metal gear rising revengeance
Can we get a part 2 please also why the heck would she try and trade his soul for what or was she going to do it to be evil
Please do part two I beg you
What did you do to my girlfriend
My brain said wait I know about demons don’t be going to the sucubu shit
Honestly delightful that protag's ex is in hell, even better that the internet is awful down there.
For the record I do not consent any trading of my soul, I only have the one and I plan on keeping it. I don’t know the exact reason of why it’s important but I know it’s important enough to Want to keep it. Oh and I changed the Wi-Fi password on her by the way, As a sort of petty revenge. Here’s the new one
Purge this daemon
Ah I see you have possessed nothing
(Lonley bois will understand)
Awesome.
twist: the demon who possessed your gf was a dom male incubus
no.... bad
@@yuukirito1996 more like not bad
Even better
2 in 1...wat are the odds haha
You're going to help me get her back Diablo
I don't know if you've been told this (or if you're already fed up with hearing this so much) but the only thing your voice reminds me of is Raven
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@@FakeASMR Gog
I remember when I could make a corny pun about these videos and maybe even some decent ones but now I can’t even make a lame one great video though
Did I just type out a whole ass paragraph? God I’m stupid
why can’t you?
I just can’t think of any anymore
@@GAMINGDEVlL okay
y'know I always figured all of your audios took place in separate universes unless otherwise stated so the inconsistent demon lore has not really stuck out to me tbh