iPhone 5G Review (knock-off) | Ashens
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024
- Twenty minutes into the future! Where the iPhone 5G is real. And terrible. And nothing to do with Apple.
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recommended in 2020 when 5G is actually thing
They were truly ahead of the times.
apple STILL doesn't have 5G
@@allthecraft6441 ya cuz its garbage
Roska Posti i think it is because they usually wait for a bit
@@Pokeduel android is better, you have more things on it.
this is what ufo sighting's are filmed with
And Bigfoot sightings
+shawn figueroa What is the difference?
+Cal Peterson the length
Kyle Rockwell The length of what?
Cal Peterson of the penises
Nearly 10 years on, Ashens laughing at the antenna as he pulls it out is *still* one of the best moments in any of his videos.
"Antonio Stradivari, Antonio Stella BOTTOM TI-[devolves into fit of laughter]" is definitely up there with this.
I watched this video as a literal child and am now paying taxes and had to come back to it because that moment popped into my head while doing laundry. Formative memory moment
People that read this comment before watching the video will be pretty confused by the "he pulls it out" part 😆
I never understood why he cuts and apologizes when he bursts out. I mean, this is meant as entertainment, eight?
@@sinkingdutchman7227 Maybe he thinks it's unprofessional? Maybe it goes on longer than he wanted, and he apologized while recording, but when editing, decided to cut some of it?
Ashen’s 7 year old videos still hold up. Genuinely impressive.
Watched this in 2014 or 15 and re watching it it’s just as good as I remember lol
Absolutely. His videos age great
same
Ashen's videos have aged quite well! This is coming from a person who has been watching his content since 2009.
Indeed any of his videos is very pleasant, no matter the age
from what I can tell there's literally nothing changed about his videos over the years, just the same perfect quality
I wish I had one of these just so I could make calls in public, pull the arial antenna out, and walk around holding the phone with the Apple logo showing and the arial fully extended, just to see if I got any odd looks.
Exactly what I was thinking. Now I kind of want to install a fake aerial on my phone.
I'm case you didn't know, south Koreans get their TV through antennaes on their smartphones, so most Korean versions of smartphones have a bigass antennae that you pull out the top. So you can actually get a NEW phone in the Korean version to trick people that way
Bahahahahaaaa! I might just try that lol!
Bravo. 😂
Whattttt I didn't know that that's crazy
No clendar? What a shame
The fuck is a clender?
They have a calendar.
+tobi lythgoe watch his old iphone knock off review you'd get it
+Hyper gaming xd no clender
Chinglish for "Calender"
"There's literally nothing to talk about"
*32 minute video*
Roddy Evans lol
LOL!
he was talking about the box its just a box
@Ethan Ansell nah it says 32:00 for me
he was talking about the box
Almost 10 years later and I still crack up at Ashens himself cracking up after pulling the "stylus" out at 5:30, never gets old.
😂😂😂😂
"You useless cretinous moron" is what gets me ;) (26:50)
I searched for this video just to laugh at that moment. Golden.
Best part of the video by far, gets me every time. And the sudden realisation at 7:04 too
I came back exactly for this moment haha
This video was uploaded on the same day Skyrim was released
Nik Las 13 people
***** 17 people
18 people
while others enjoyed skyrim, ashens enjoyed his brand new iphone 5g
And coincidentally I'm playing Skyrim as I watch this.
Amazing thing is that 15 years ago people would have killed for this phone.
I think about these things too
5:30
you might think he's laughing, but ashen was crying, out of fear and desperation
just for a moment, his mind was broken and shattered, turning himself to madness
dear god
Kenshin謙信 Oukawa王川 oh god xD oh man u are a genius man i swear i laughed my self to death😂😂
i am your 300th liker. yay noone cares ;D
Bru.
Ashens is the Joker... but Bririsb
MFW a knockoff phone from 2011 has features that can't be found on high-end phones.
This is still true 8 years later
its probably 1G
@@DarkMAGA what in the goddamn
i actually want it coz poland stil supports this antena tv
@@DarkMAGA baby milkshake... i get it
When you pulled up that antenna from the phone I laughed so god damn hard
Walthall That stick thing? Are you fucking 7?
Walthall It's an antenna.
I'm high as fuck, didn't know what video this was
Walthall No, you're just a kid.
topkek
I lost my shit when you pulled the aerial out LMFAO!!!!...
Also you were very tired or extremely stoned in the video you took :D... Or the phone is that bad it just makes people look stoned and very tired.
All I could say when he pulled out the antenna all I could say was "seems ligit bro"
I lost my ass after he opened that too.
My sides are hurting
the biggest LMFAO
"If you want to know what a photo looks like on this when it is taken, it looks like this"
*Ad plays*
I read this right as he said it 0-0 Also now an ad is playing.
TheBiggaproductions LOL JUST LIKE ME
TheBiggaproductions what
TheBiggaproductions same !!!
Same lol
Sick picture!
9 years later and the antenna part still kills me lmao
The real question here is "does it bend?"...
That is the most important question indeed.
DOES IT BLEND
Only iPhone 6 Plus bends.
tommy smout YES, IT BLENDS.
*****....Juicy
tommy smout iPhone 5G smoke, don't breathe this!
Should I buy this or the Airphone 4?
Both. Truly great devices. I should know... I've owned both!:)
Dude please no if you are reading this DO NOT BUY THE AIR PHONE 4 or this phone you can get a real iPhone 4 for $50
Beni J this
None
NEITHER WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT A FAKE PHONE
i think the internet scroll at the side wasnt working because you had to use the black scroll at the side of the page
+Grahamisstillawake Hehe I know right!
Its like hes a child and only remembers technology from the past 30 minutes
Fun fact: Japan has a secondary TV signal called "1seg" which is basically a copy of the main signal, but pared down and optimized specifically for mobile devices. Many Japanese mobile phones actually come with built-in 1seg aerials, and the Sony PSP also got one in the form of an official attachment (it was one of the first devices to show the 1seg picture in all its 240p glory).
That's remarkably interesting, I'd have thought Japan would have switched to solely digital signals by now but I suppose they do still use old media, Sony only just stopped making cassette tapes for the Japanese market a couple of years ago.
@@TheHutchy01 most consoles in Japan are usually the last to be sold officially too
@@TheHutchy01 minus the early sega systems still being sold in Brazil, like that's impressive
Is this what the Nintendo DS tv adapter used?
@@ktb I believe so. When I was in the philippines I found out we also have 1seg. Extremely neat if you ask me, streaming without the data usage!
The moment where he screams "WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!" absolutely has to be my favorite part.
My too
Now I know what people are using to record UFO sightings
Copy the top comment? Original.
+Derp Salad Oh a coinsidence that I and the top comment had the same thoughts? I am so sorry...
+CookieCraftMedia sure think kid.
Dankk good grammar kid
Ha!
22:10 that's a slide scroll bar on the right.
To be fair, if analog TV was still available, this wouldn't be that bad of a phone.
where i live analog tv is still alive
We still have analog and digital tv here
Stephano Piuzzi same
@@aDumbHorse same
@@aDumbHorse I think he's mostly referring to most of Europe, U.S., other "high tech" countries. In the states public tv is dead as hell, even cable is dying, everyone just uses the internet and streams.
"Oh, and I noticed they have a thing for a sty- AHAHAHAHAHA... WHAT THE- HAHAHA!"
"Go go gadget copter!"
My god, it's *hinged...* And it *SPINS!*
Javier Ortiz "This is just the gift that keeps on giving!"
Fraser Currie 🤣🤣🤣
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more stu-.
Now the iPhone 5 HAS been out for ages.
MrKaiGaming this video came out in 2011
Uncle Bobby Yes, you're right. However, the key word in OP's comment is "now". So, in correlation with the time stamp attached to each comment, one can ascertain the meaning of the comment.
Nice profile picture, man.
+MrKaiGaming yeah
Lol
Where is the clendar?
Where is the celendar
Moved to Pervy Len or Real Pervy Len you clearly haven’t watched the Airphone Number4
Clendar and Calenda!
Where is the calanda?
I think you mean calder
"It's got an FM radio, that's quite nice. "
As someone who loves listening to the FM radio, I'm ecstatic to know Ashens love it too.
18:51 they did not just use the plants vs zombies icon for the pond option!
Oh... my... god.
Ikr?!
lol
yeah they did loser
@@Shep-1701 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh (La la, la la la la, la la)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh (La la, la la la la, la la)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh (La la, la la la la, la la)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh (La la, la la la la, la la)
It's crazy to think that the reactions to this device would be completely different if it were 20 years ago.
John Ray It would have made people faint from shock.
After watching a lot of your reviews of knockoff apple products, I have come to an astounding breakthrough conclusion! The iPhone 5C is actually an elaborate knockoff, going further than any knockoff has gone before, making televised adverts and actually going into stores!
Thats not what knockoff means
leftinvertedcubing I know. It's a joke. Jokes stretch reality in order to be a joke as it is unrealistic, so it is funny. So, I guess you lost your sense of humour.
PedanticCreeper just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's funny
Nex Elecebra Thank you captain hindsight for your generous insight. You make this world a better place.
"Thank you captain hindsight for your generous insight. You make this world a better place."
5:30 “oh it has a thing for a little st-ahahahahah”
*Executing Simlish laughter*
5:38 jump cut
BL-5C?? Isn't that from Nokia's
👍
Extremely popular batteries since Nokia phones have been sold to 3rd world countries as well as rich countries, in the hundreds of millions for years so these batteries are everywhere, especially the fakes. I have a shitty bluetooth speaker with the same battery etc.
petti78 me too
Yes
Yup
That phone didn't get blast processing
***** Oooh, if it flies, I'm buying haha
but my Sega 32x did and I'm playing the sonic 2 dlc from Sega.net
Andrés Legorreta I think it's a cross between the vodafone cute 547 and my Dad's old java os on his huawei.
***** Love 90's SEGA!!
***** Hoping to buy a dreamcast sometime soon!!
I HAVE THE SAME FUCKING THING! I BOUGHT A FAKE IPHONE JUST FOR THE BITCHES
You wrote dis comment yesterday
Jt Churchy I bought one for no bitches, I bought one because I thought it was good as the real iPhone, that was around 3 years ago I guess, it's the same exact phone but in the box and on it's back it says iPhone 4... there's a lot of those things in the Philippines, and one costs around 4k pesos, around $250 US...
***** Philippines, Metro Manila, Sta. Lucia Mall
Are ya a Filipino?
Alaine Gozun Yess
Having had a nokia growing up. I can explain the proffile app with the itunes logo is actually a setting. It's sound profile so that's how you put the phone on silent but yep they're trying to mislead you into thinking you've got itunes when in actual fact it's just another setting. Audio effect from what I saw looked like a fakey software way of making the speaker sound better when listening to music. An audio equilizer if you will. even though iphones to my knowledge have never had that feature of artificialy making the sound sound better. But hey It's not an iphone so yeah they bit off more than they could chew trying to rip off apple and ending up with rubbish nonsense.
ive not seen all ashens videos but the antenna laugh always comes to mind
OH MIGHTY ZEUS?!?! HOW have I not found this channel faster? Laughing for a year now
The TV app unexpectedly launching, and playing a static, snowy image of a grinning woman with a clicking sound was legitimately terrifying
24:52 for anyone finding this!
Watching this a decade after it was posted, I found myself yelling, "THERE'S A SCROLL BAR!" every time the web browser was opened. The other people on the bus gave me looks.
I lost my shit when he opened the aerial XD
"go go gadget copter" XD
Lol
This is just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?
GO GO MY FRIEND DID A TURD IN THE HALLS
+Riley Harris just don't please
That part killed me
Am I the only one who really wants these fakes products?
***** i knew it!
+Brandon Kelly me too lol
Why???
+ICExz13 studios
Maybe it is because they like to see how bad something is.
No
This phone is so depressingly bad
No more likes
Perfect likes
@@syrhtea hehe
One of the fish at the screensaver appears to be Goldeen.
This seems perfect for that one kid who wants to impress his sexually confused girlfriend.
What.
+David Haynes ?
Wrong video bro.
please explain, Jose Hernandez
xD
It turns on in about a second. My phone takes about 2 minutes to boot up.
Stalker.
go get a job you fucking floridian
Argh! Bronie!!!!
dyel Since when were you a florist?
>implying you have a blackberry
5:29 I truly admire Ashens genuine laughter after he pulls the aerial. lol
"Go-Go gadget copter" had me dying of laughter 😂😂
Your name
Reminds me of breaking bad
Its so sad to remember
Yeah walter white 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
LOL the aerial killed me. :)
You got stabbed with a flimsy aerial?
Jack Hart No... I think it was put in front of his face and he died from the stupidity.......
MagicMinecart i have this amazing sketch of that happening in my head.
*Person grabs phone*
*Person tries to pull out "supposed" stylus*
*sees its an aerial*
*Immediately dies and falls down head first*
darude - sandstorm
You mean antenna?
That's no stylist, that's an antenna!
Yh from Star Wars that's no moon it's a ship
an antenna*
Stylus
Would probably be a good RC car controller
It's too pathetic to be a antenna
After 8 years this gets recommended to me
'Do you know what, I really fucking hate my eyes.' - ashens 2011
I like the facebook icon in the "Restore factory default" setting. Random.
When he laughed at the aerial, that moment was priceless Lmao😂😂😂
Yeah serri 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
7:35 This sound was heard in Chinese MTK phones. It was also heard in some old Vivo phones.
Did anybody else notice he had a little bar on the side to scroll down with in the browser??
Thought it was pretty obvious... lol
Well, I doubt it worked anyway because it still takes half a year to render three letters.
Bothered me so much that he didn't try it out, instead he kept on trying and repeating the one thing that obviously didn't work. Not very tech savvy.
I know it's late, but doesn't anyone find it ironic how this phone's dynamic wallpaper was better done than Apple's (lack of) back then?
Back then? U mean even presently
I like how the icon for Pond is just the icon for Plants Vs. Zombies.
that bloody antenna! Jeesus lads! wtf is going on in china????
No digital signal if I were to assume
Isn't this the day that Skyrim released?
Yes. Never forget 11/11
Holy shit yes it is
+ChallengeTakerz from what i heard on release day it was so buggy it was nearly unplayable because well..lets face it Bethesda makes some awesome games but they are very buggy
+ChallengeTakerz never forget 9/9/9
+Royann Greenwood 9/9/09? It's when the Slipknot 10th Anniversary Edition of their debut came out, what about it? Also the 10th birthday of the Dreamcast.
you’ve been curing my depression for at least 8 years straight and I just want to say thank you 🖤
He's not your therapist
@@sackratte bruh he just sayin he enjoyed his videos. Bloody arsehole
@@sackratte neither are you bitch shut the fuck up
@@laurensilva2299 this comment is toxic af Lauren
@@ZacharySkan no, Lauren is talking about curing depression which is toxic behaviour that should be adressed. Also my arse is very much fine and not bloody at all, thank you
My mother keeps buying knockoff phones so I have one of these and its garbage.
Your moms a dumbass
zack kennedy Mad case of Irony.
Lol I'm not insulting you in fact bro I feel bad for you if I could give you my iPod I would haha
zack kennedy You are insulting my family which I take personally.
Then ignore me its that simple God damn
I love it how he says *“SHUT UP!”* Every time these noises pops up 😂💀
8:20
8:30
9:03
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15:03
15:10
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19:54
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29:33
Holy-
Thank you!
Anyone notice the bar on the right when he was trying to scroll down.
Bilbo_Gamers yep it probably would have worked
Definitely Porter It's a shitty resistive touch screen not capacative technology touch screen
Man, clones have come a long way. We went from that to basically looking exactly like the real phone.
and that all happened in just over a decade, that makes it even crazier I feel like
I was really hoping the Clender would make a comeback.
Wtf is a Clender
+Marshb0y it's from the air phone 4 review
KandyKane Killer Oh I was just about to watch that
...at 2am
AirPhone 4 reference ;3
I prefer calendas.
5:30 seems Stuart found the 5G antenna on this thing.
Love your character on the Trans backround! ☺️
Euroamerican Customiztion trolled us all
As soon as he said “if you want to see what a photo looks like, it looks like this” an ad popped up 😂😂
Ashens you were the 1st RUclipsr to review an iPhone 5G .... lol 😂
You know what, Ashens is quite literally the best channel on RUclips.
Ashens and Poofesure are my comfort channels
its weird watching old videos from when phones had a home button
I don’t know why this was recommended this but I’m glad it was
Same lol
I died laughing at Ashen's laugh and the fact that the phone has an antenna. XD 😂
I lost it at antenna as well =D
now shit iphones dont even have a jack lmao
Congratulations, you're an average viewer of this video. I don't know how these comments get any likes at all.
Your such a good channel I didn’t even realise how old this vid is because you are the Same now and have stuck to your theme super well keep it up
I honestly like the little interactive pond lock screen :c
How on earth do these companies get away with it....
I know right. couple of years ago, BMW tried to sue a Chinese car manufacturer for copying their X5 SUV design...yet somehow they lost the case.
We Just should never buy chinese products, no matter what, just push them out of our stores
YEa, I never buy them due to this reason
Izkzmach Saw that on TopGear ahaha
They lost because it was in Chinese court
William Monteith Well Apple's motto is Designed in California, assembled in China.
Well Ashens, does it work with 5G in 2020?
Oh my god just got re-recommended this by youtube what an absolute classic
I love the fact this was unbelievable 8 years ago but now EE now does 5G plans.
Sadly 3 years ago i got 5i (of course its fake) for my birthday, because my parents didn't want to spend on the real thing. But luckly in spring the plastic in front of screen deformed and it was unusable.
It was really similar to this one.
I would have killed my parents
Your parents hate you
When the iPhone 4 was first our, my dad got a fake iPhone 4. I forgot what it said, but it was like ashen's fake iPhone 5 in the way it was Java powered. It was almost as small as a iPod shuffle and nano 6th gen. It was CRAP. My dad spent 50 USD on it. BTW, he got it on eBay in 2010. Thankfully, we haven't seen it in 3 years.
@@badcatalex well apple is crap due to higher prices so blame tim poop for it beacause they wasted money on macbooks, iphone 10, iphone 10+, 10s max and 10s max+.
8 years later and I came back just to rewatch the antenna part.
I remember watching this back when it released and I couldn’t contain my laughter 😭classic video
Love how it looks like a really tiny iPhone 3GS
I think good 'ol Sheogorath had a bit of fun making this thing on his day off.
not enough cheese though
foolish mortals. buying my phone with money they could've spent on cheeeeeeeeese and narwal rides
I love both of you
if only there were some kind of bar on the web browser, maybe on the right, inversely proportional to the length of the page that, when clicked on, would scroll the page up and down.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Man, 2011 ashens was lazy, damn.
IrrationalBanana I have to say, the notion of primarily reviewing literal junk on an old sofa has pretty strong "laziness" overtones fundamentally attached to it.
htomerif Yeah but he usually does that in 21 minute long sessions, squatting with studio lights shining on the back of his magnificent mane, that must be pretty damn tiring. Go ash!
:) Awesome.... Awesome To The Max Mate :)
Marcus Moreno Ephixa/Monstercat reference? Nice.
Ironically this phone has more features than the real 5G iphones of today
No it does not. Not even close.
Ashens: Start, Stop!
Device: 00.00.38
Ashens: There we go thats how long it took me to get tired of this device.
LMAO
We'll have to see what DankPods thinks about this.
ah thank you youtube for recommending me this masterpiece
better late than never
21:42 you know there’s a scroll bar on the right that you can *SCROLL DOWN* with.
I wish Ashens made a new series about watching TV. It would be entertaining. "Ashens Watches"?
Their would be copy right's from left to right if he did that-
Your laugh at 5:31 is the best thing ever
The magic sushi game is the same as on the A88 (iPhone rip off) that you reviewed years ago!
Did the algorithm recommend this to me because it had "5G" in the title despite being the most ANCIENT video of all time or was this just mathematical luck
All and all.. I am amused, thanks Stuart
I admit expandable memory would be a nice feature to have on the iPhone5
5:30 The most embarrassing moment you've ever seen
In Asia they build antennae on phones for watching television and such
*****
Galaxy S2 TV has one too ( Digital )
That moment when he pulls out the “Stylus” is too funny, even when you know it’s coming.
Go go gadget copter lmao