I had one of those dinosaur excavation kits as a kid and it taught me a very valuable lesson, even with lots of hard work and dedication you can still be disappointed.
I know I'm very late. I'm 27 now and I remember when I got one of those as a VERY young kid. Maybe 6 or 7? It was a parasaurolophus model I believe. Very small. Very cheap. I remember using water and smashing to get it out lol
You certainly had more patience than me when I was younger, as I gave up after a couple weeks of on and off digging, then thought "these tools are junk!", tried using a screwdriver I had taken from dad's tool box as a chisel, which worked only marginally better, then tried breaking it with a carpentry hammer from the same tool box, also without success, and finally I was just done with that crud and just went and yeeted the darn thing into a brick wall full speed. The best part about that was that it actually got the flimsy plastic dinosaur out in one piece! I don't know what those thing are made of, but maybe they should build houses out of it, they would certainly survive earthquakes and tornadoes! Edit: 🤣 I'm just dying of laughter right now! He just did the exact same thing! Though I guess the idea of smashing it with a hammer isn't that hard to come up with, but still!
Poundland is literally full of people when I go there... usually full of foreigners or people who stink like shit... I only go there to get snacks before a film
That dinosaur excavation toy made me sad - the one I had as a kid about 15 years back was AMAZING. It was this big tray of soft clay that you had to pick away at and pour little bits of water onto (so of course it made a huge mess, which I loved) to get at these individual bones. When you got them all out they clipped together to make a full skeleton model. Hope they still make good ones like that!
I got one of those about 3 years ago from a 99p store that was fantastic! It was exactly like you said, and it came with a little picky thing that I still don't know the name of.
I had one that I think came from a science museum. It was at least twice the size of most I see stores today and came in a hard plastic case with an actual metal hammer and pick, and a pair of googles.
+Silvis Moon I've always been amused when people say "2k12" and stuff. when its no shorter than 2012. No offense meant honestly! And yes, he is truely one of the greater minds of our time.
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The mobile handset. Imagine this. Sitting at a table and your purse rings with the old-fashioned ring, and you pull a corded handset out of your purse to answer. Excuse me, my purse is ringing.
Sometimes I wonder why Ashens does this crap instead of making use of his PhD, but then I say, this would probably be a lot more interesting to spend 50 years doing than sitting in a small office that smells of an old woman's perfume surrounded by distasteful art and cheesy therapist posters and listening to people's woes. And God knows we appreciate it.
Who says he's not using his degree? It takes a keen understanding of human psychology to make 1.4 million people watch a grown man playing with discount toys.
To be COMPLETELY fair, with how big phones are getting, ones of those headsets WOULD be a LOT more comfortable to use rather than holding up practically a tablet to your face for an extended period of time.
It's so weird that. Remember in Zoolander when he answered his phone and it was microscopic? That really didn't come to pass the idea that phones were just going to get really small.
James Rowe But there still are far more practical solutions (e.g. hands-free kits, headsets, earpieces...) than this horrible tacky thing that looks like it’s using leftover cases from a 1970s product manufacturing run.
Most cheaper USB devices (those that have no "logic" in them) won't cause a USB wall adapter to pump any power out. These adapters need to have the power coaxed out, so either a hub or an actual computer USB port (or a very specific wall adapter that will do this) is needed. It probably still smells of nothing, though. >_>
No, well the connector doesn't meet any specifications in the first place - and even if it did, it would draw the absolute maximum power it could because it is "dumb" - therefore exploding on insertion. (never thought I'd say that)
I'm pretty sure the wall adapter is "gated" in some way so that it doesn't offer the power up at all unless it detects something there that wants it - not all adapters are, but most.
I call upon my powers of necromancy to tell you that most wall adapters have no logic in them whatsoever. Most peripherals that only use power will run fine off any USB adapter. It's more likely the scent stick thing was just tat.
I was going to ask why he was still using the Iphone 4 but then I realized this is from 2012. Amazing how his channel has changed so little I cant tell the difference between a video 8 years ago to a video now.
That "Mobile Phone Handset" thing gave me PTSD -- my grandfather is a big conspiracy nut when it comes to technology, believing in things like "phone screen radiation causes cancer", "everyone on the Internet is either a hacker or pedophile", and most disturbingly of all "5G causes coronavirus". Anyways, he bought that handset thing, and ever since he's refused to take a phone call without it.
Um... You said there was to be just a black screen with a frog in the corner and some annoying music, but I also saw a devilishly handsome man looking at me through the blackness.
I had something similar as a kid to that dinosaur thing. The difference is that it was an actual block of sand, that could be broken apart by the chisel thing. The other difference is that it was significantly messier, of course.
Ashens, some fossils are cleaned and carefully prepared in the lab for years. When I was a little kid, I actually spent hours with a kit such as this but much bigger, carefully chiseling it away. I wanted to pursue palaeontology and ngl I still kinda do.
All the Signalex! All the Signalex! All the Signalex! All the Signalex! Now put your tat up! Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! edit: Damn thanks for blowing this up
The curry place halfway up Sprowston Road is called King Wah Takeaway in Norwich! And its a 14 min walk from poundland. Safe to say Ashens lives in Norwich around that area!
They did have 1GB sticks and out of the 4 I tested 3 were fake or broken. They later were pulled off the shelves and thrown in the trash. I worked at a Canadian dollar store for a few years. Got to chuck a few against the wall before dumping them.
Come on, most smartphones nowadays have AWFUL microphones for phone calls. It's like they had been made like "ah, well, we gotta add a phone option to this super innovative device". Most cellphones from mid 2000s had much better connection quality than new ones.
Exactly. I recently started my oldass Nokia 6020 and realised it has actually way better both mic and speaker than my Galaxy Grand Prime. I'm impressed... and disappointed at the same time.
To be fair, the Grand Prime is a shite device; it belongs on the phone version of poundland. My V20 has the best sound quality and audio capabilities I've ever heard from a phone.
My very old samsung had amazing volume. You can hear it perfectly well when very far away from it. Now phones dont have such loud volume on them and i can barely hear my phone ring when im not paying attention. Even the microphone works better then my newer phone
I had one of those dig-it out dinosaurs when I was much younger, it came with a little paint brush as well though. It took about a week to complete and you had to assemble the bones yourself. It was perhaps one of the most relaxing most rewarding things I ever did at that age. And then the dog ate the skull.
Don't know if anybody else has commented this (because I've come to this video very late lol) but I got one of those archeology chip-away sets, expect it was a plastic sarcophagus, which you had to carefully open to reveal a mummy - my mum got it for me in a hospital gift shop after getting a routine blood test and the particular nurse I got that day clumsily stabbed me multiple times before finally finding a vein (my mum was a former nurse so she was more miffed about the nurse's technique than my pain lol) as a consolation prize for the whole situation. I think it was worth it as I had a lot of fun with it!
Aw, I was promised a blank screen, a small picture of a frog in the bottom-right hand corner, and some really annoying music. All I got was a blank screen, a small picture of a frog in the bottom-right corner, and a fun piano riff.
That phone headset is actually a pretty clever thing. Imagine you need to go to some poor district of your city, and will need to call someone there, but you only have an expensive smartphone which will be stolen as soon as you get it out of your pocket. You go to Poundland- you buy this thing for a pound- you connect it- you pretend it's your actual phone- everyone thinks you don't have anything worth stealing, because you have phone that bad.
when he introduced that Phone Handset I literally had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard....I'm still laughing,.....welp, time to hit that play button again.......(one second later) I started laughing again, so I'm back to the comment.... let's try this again shall we? (another second later) well, I'm just going to hit post because it is no use, I will probably be laughing forever more.....Thanks for that ashens.
they actually got one of those on top gear, where they said it was a handsfree set because, unlike a smartphone, you could clamp it between your head and shoulder while using it
The thing that got me about that air freshener thing is the location of the vents on most laptops... Next to the USB port... I mean, I'm sorry but doesn't that sound like an automatic bad idea? xD Chemicals + laptop vent
@renan your using finalcut? dude, there are so many better editing softwares.final cut is a good one if you only wanna do simple edits fast which is fair enough, but programs like adobe premier pro have so many more options
I had several of those dinosaur toys when I was a kid. But they came with the individual bones that you had to glue together, and they also included paint to color it.
To be fair, the second car not working was entirely Ashens' fault. Pressing down on the end into the soft couch caused the launcher to tilt upwards, which in turn caused the car to catch a bit of air and smack into the incline of the ramp and losing the momentum it needed to complete the loop. It could have also lost some momentum from that launcher section being uphill rather than flat. YEAH I KNOW I'M THE RUINER OF THINGS SHUT UP.
I actually bought a telephone handset for a mobile and loved it! I didn't buy the shitty £1 one but spent around £25. While I love my S4 the quality is quite shocking. So when i'm sat on my sofa at home, rather than having to press the phone next to my ear as HARD as i can just to try and make out what the other person i saying, i simply plug it in and it's as clear as a bell! It's also much easier to hold than a smart phopne to.
I use one as well. I only make calls using my black Bell-style handset because my face keeps hitting buttons when I use my phone. Smart phones are uncomfortable to use.
11:15 So out of curiosity I had to find out the name of the Chinese place on Sprowston Road. But there are two of them. But this video is freaking old anyway.
Id be wonderful for kids who are in kindergarten you could give each kid one block and say go at it. Keep them busy for a hours maybe even days
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I can get behind a big handset for a mobile phone. If it was a higher quality and worked trough blu tooth that is. Let's face it, no one has a land line anymore other than for internet. A well designed handset could be more comfortable to use than pressing that flat rectangle to the side of your face and it would prevent you from smudging the screen with your sweaty cheek.
Honestly, I could get behind this for home use as well. Plus it allows you to better look at the touchscreen while you listen to a call. Helpful if you have to enter numbers for menu options.
From the description: Jorah stood at the edge of the Wall. A strange mist covered everything, making it impossible to see beyond a few feet. It was eerily silent - no sound of wind, animals or anything at all. Something was horribly wrong. He became aware of movement in front of him. A dark shape. Moving towards him. Jorah gripped the handle of his sword and tried to peer through the fog. A figure began to emerge - a man clad in black. Almost certainly Night's Watch. His grip on his sword relaxed as he heard his name called by a familiar voice. It was Benjen Stark. "Ser Jorah! Ser Jorah...! You should make a video where you talk about a USB air freshener, a handset for a mobile phone, some weird Lego, a dinosaur archaeology kit, and a car-based loop the loop set." Jorah tore his sword from its scabbard and sliced across Benjen's neck. The ranger fell to his knees gurgling as blood sprayed across the snow. He was dead before he hit the floor. Jorah stared down at the fresh corpse. "An Oxford comma? We're not in bloody Pentos!"
I had one of those dinosaur excavation kits as a kid and it taught me a very valuable lesson, even with lots of hard work and dedication you can still be disappointed.
I learnt that concrete is very hard and when you throw a bloody dinosaur in brick on the concrete it breaks
Mine came without the tools,
It took 3 and a half fucking years on and off to break into that thing.
Talk about disappointment
I know I'm very late. I'm 27 now and I remember when I got one of those as a VERY young kid. Maybe 6 or 7? It was a parasaurolophus model I believe. Very small. Very cheap. I remember using water and smashing to get it out lol
You certainly had more patience than me when I was younger, as I gave up after a couple weeks of on and off digging, then thought "these tools are junk!", tried using a screwdriver I had taken from dad's tool box as a chisel, which worked only marginally better, then tried breaking it with a carpentry hammer from the same tool box, also without success, and finally I was just done with that crud and just went and yeeted the darn thing into a brick wall full speed. The best part about that was that it actually got the flimsy plastic dinosaur out in one piece! I don't know what those thing are made of, but maybe they should build houses out of it, they would certainly survive earthquakes and tornadoes! Edit: 🤣 I'm just dying of laughter right now! He just did the exact same thing! Though I guess the idea of smashing it with a hammer isn't that hard to come up with, but still!
Bro's you simply put it in water walk off eat the cheap sweet then BAM!!!!..
Ashens is the only reason poundland is still open
They are the same thing, but one has the hots for a chef and the other has a thing for electricians.
*Ashens walks into the store*
Random employee: "Oh hey it's the marketing team."
Why am I suddenly picturing them sending him countless emails to be in the Poundland ads?
Poundland is literally full of people when I go there... usually full of foreigners or people who stink like shit... I only go there to get snacks before a film
And goths from colleges
"Which are of course false bones buried in the earth to confuse the righteous".
I lost it
***** buried by Satan
***** Reminds me of Bill Hicks' bit about a "prankster" God.
I liked your comment because of your profile picture
+Rabid Rabbit Rabbi I still miss Bill :-(
Ailuri Valyx you forgot the by Satan
That dinosaur excavation toy made me sad - the one I had as a kid about 15 years back was AMAZING. It was this big tray of soft clay that you had to pick away at and pour little bits of water onto (so of course it made a huge mess, which I loved) to get at these individual bones. When you got them all out they clipped together to make a full skeleton model. Hope they still make good ones like that!
I got one of those about 3 years ago from a 99p store that was fantastic! It was exactly like you said, and it came with a little picky thing that I still don't know the name of.
that sounds like it was actually pretty darn cool
Tou are lucky because 5 years ago i had one
had a huge one too but with transparent crystals
I had one that I think came from a science museum. It was at least twice the size of most I see stores today and came in a hard plastic case with an actual metal hammer and pick, and a pair of googles.
"You can tell by the way that it's blue" -Ashens 2k12
This is genius.
As opposed to the way that it's chartreuse.
+Silvis Moon I've always been amused when people say "2k12" and stuff. when its no shorter than 2012. No offense meant honestly! And yes, he is truely one of the greater minds of our time.
+Sean Anderson it's one syllable shorter
If you're saying it out loud,
Also if you pronounce 2012 as twenty-twelve, then its one syllable shorter than 2k12.
+Sean Anderson actually, twenty-twelve and 2k12 each have three syllables.
"Irritant, yes I am." He didn't even include the spaces I did, it was a direct bloody no-brainer for him xD
One-liners like that make this channel so awesome.
polish?
TheSuperGamingPie
Yup. Why?
Frytki?
i'm polish too
Frytki?
and because of your name
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*Air freshener*
Installing drivers...
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Installing update 1 of STACK OVERFLOW.
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I love how this video is 7+ years old. Ashens is timeless. If he'd uploaded it today then I would have just watched it and thought it was new.
9 years 10 months
@@hvymtal8566 touché
@@morkusmorkus6040 _How does Ashens keep getting away with it!?!?_
the annotation wasn't very timeless :(
I love how this comment is 2+ years old. Morkus Morkus is timeless. If they'd written it today then I would have just read it and thought it was new.
The mobile handset. Imagine this.
Sitting at a table and your purse rings with the old-fashioned ring, and you pull a corded handset out of your purse to answer.
Excuse me, my purse is ringing.
You can actually get a purse with a phone built into it, think they were made in the 80's.
scripss there's a guy with one in Yakuza Zero
there’s actually a betsey johnson purse that looks like a rotary phone and the phone part connects to your phone and you can answer calls through it.
this sounds like a Marx Brothers gag
I would totally do that if I was more of a hipster.
There is a certain appeal to having a handset that is bigger than the phone itself.
I bet he is on a watch list by this point, he buys plastic bags, childrens toys, miscellaneous electronics, and possibly dangerous chemicals.
lmfao. never even thought of it that way.
"Irritant, yes I am. Oh, you meant the product."
I needed this
Deadly amounts of cleverness and wit in this man's brain. It's amazing.
I have to admit, the ending with the little frog was one of the most entertaining video-endings i've seen.
+Caesar Czarson Cabbage
Sometimes I wonder why Ashens does this crap instead of making use of his PhD, but then I say, this would probably be a lot more interesting to spend 50 years doing than sitting in a small office that smells of an old woman's perfume surrounded by distasteful art and cheesy therapist posters and listening to people's woes.
And God knows we appreciate it.
Professor T. He has a PhD? In what?
@@rileym6193 Psychology, I think. so in the really old videos, when he went by Dr. Ashen, that was true
Fidgetlife 1357 social science and psychology
Who says he's not using his degree? It takes a keen understanding of human psychology to make 1.4 million people watch a grown man playing with discount toys.
@@AndyLundellhe has said that he has never practiced.
WHY IS NIGHTMARE-FUEL E.T. THERE?! He's just standing there, MENACINGLY!!!
How are you here?!?! I killed you while you where in that truck while i was in the buzzard!!!
I jumped out as it exploded.
My name jeff
That excavation toy would actually give kids a sense of how hard real archaeology is. 10/10 from me.
I mean you're meant to pour water on it so it goes softer and just sort of squishes off it
Finally a toy to put kids in their place
To be COMPLETELY fair, with how big phones are getting, ones of those headsets WOULD be a LOT more comfortable to use rather than holding up practically a tablet to your face for an extended period of time.
It's so weird that. Remember in Zoolander when he answered his phone and it was microscopic?
That really didn't come to pass the idea that phones were just going to get really small.
Dane Rockwood The one in the video.
Dane Rockwood Okay. You didn't say that previously and neither did the other guy. Nobody mentioned handsets. So I guess there wasn't one.
James Rowe But there still are far more practical solutions (e.g. hands-free kits, headsets, earpieces...) than this horrible tacky thing that looks like it’s using leftover cases from a 1970s product manufacturing run.
This comment is absolutely farcical now. It's perfectly comfortable.
"Well, that's the end of that then, I must go inform the driver's family"
christ alive Ashens is a comedy genius
Buried in the sand by Satan to confuse the righteous. Greatest Ashens line ever
+Chad Schwalbach It's true, you can't deny it.
+Conner McElhattan poor misguided youth
+Chad Schwalbach what harm does it have to believe in God?
+TOXGamer Absolutely nothing. Just look at our dear Chad. What an odd lad.
+TOXGamer genocide, anti-human rights activists of various kinds, using your beliefs to alter laws and/or endanger people. there's a lot.
Most cheaper USB devices (those that have no "logic" in them) won't cause a USB wall adapter to pump any power out. These adapters need to have the power coaxed out, so either a hub or an actual computer USB port (or a very specific wall adapter that will do this) is needed. It probably still smells of nothing, though. >_>
I think you're being charitable, personally. I suspect it would spell like chemicals and horribleness.
Just using the same phrase Ashens did at the end of the video. :P
No, well the connector doesn't meet any specifications in the first place - and even if it did, it would draw the absolute maximum power it could because it is "dumb" - therefore exploding on insertion. (never thought I'd say that)
I'm pretty sure the wall adapter is "gated" in some way so that it doesn't offer the power up at all unless it detects something there that wants it - not all adapters are, but most.
I call upon my powers of necromancy to tell you that most wall adapters have no logic in them whatsoever. Most peripherals that only use power will run fine off any USB adapter. It's more likely the scent stick thing was just tat.
I was going to ask why he was still using the Iphone 4 but then I realized this is from 2012. Amazing how his channel has changed so little I cant tell the difference between a video 8 years ago to a video now.
You hav no idea how many times I've fell asleep to his voice it's so soothing lol ZZZzzZZZZzZ
Mmmmm
'Fuck you - you racist.' I laughed hard at this bit!
Not compatible with iPhone 7*
Adam Rust there's a bluetooth version. It costs £5
The Zombie Block WTF xD
Nothing is compatible with Apple® iPhone™® 7™®.
Not even ios
That "Mobile Phone Handset" thing gave me PTSD -- my grandfather is a big conspiracy nut when it comes to technology, believing in things like "phone screen radiation causes cancer", "everyone on the Internet is either a hacker or pedophile", and most disturbingly of all "5G causes coronavirus".
Anyways, he bought that handset thing, and ever since he's refused to take a phone call without it.
I can't get over the fact that he actually owns a cell phone...
What a proper legend.
That Lego tree is straight out of Magicant in Earthbound.
I see you also are bored browsing brother Ashen's library
Simos Katsiaris me three. i love ashen's stuff. If you're really bored you should watch his Hitler animation he did a long time ago
***** good idea but it'S taiwan romantic comedy night and murphy's law of love too good
14:22 is that the skinned ET corpse animatronic thingy
yes
ITS CREEPY!!! RUN
Faycal Ziane It freaked me out at first
Um... You said there was to be just a black screen with a frog in the corner and some annoying music, but I also saw a devilishly handsome man looking at me through the blackness.
+RedLightningTheLegend kek
Me too! Are we doomed?
I saw an incredibly ugly person.
@@nornironniall who is kek?
@@BenjaminGoose if you don't know. You don't need to know.
I had something similar as a kid to that dinosaur thing.
The difference is that it was an actual block of sand, that could be broken apart by the chisel thing.
The other difference is that it was significantly messier, of course.
a few years ago my bro got a Smithsonian thing that resembles that escept it had real gems
I had the same thing... Well, there's a bit of nostalgia for you.
Aa memories, gr8 game V
Ashens is the greatest content creator of our time.
2022 me: “Oh look - a USB PCR test!”
2012 me: “A what?”
That, my friends, is how you end a video.
You should see his Easter video where he melted a rabbit decoration at the end. That one was fun.
Ashens, some fossils are cleaned and carefully prepared in the lab for years. When I was a little kid, I actually spent hours with a kit such as this but much bigger, carefully chiseling it away. I wanted to pursue palaeontology and ngl I still kinda do.
All the Signalex!
All the Signalex!
All the Signalex!
All the Signalex!
Now put your tat up!
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
edit: Damn thanks for blowing this up
Why is this not a top comment? Two years later and it only has nine likes...
Asheoncé
If you liked it then you should'a put a quid on it...
@@RavenholmZombie 🛡
Better than 90% of Beyoncé’s music.
"This, however, is the blue one. you can tell by the way that it's blue." LOL
thanks to youtube we'll never know what Ashens was pointing at, all we can know is frog.
5:50 Ashens seems to be conversing with the Pyro.
Badmecha007
The curry place halfway up Sprowston Road is called King Wah Takeaway in Norwich!
And its a 14 min walk from poundland. Safe to say Ashens lives in Norwich around that area!
King Wah. WAH-LUIGI. Waluigi
Yes I know where that is, now I hide and wait to stalk Ashens
Yeah he lives in Heartsease!
OMG now that you say that, he does have a kind of Alan Partridge vibe lol
If he's from Norfolk why doesn't he have webbed fingers?
"Ingredients. Nothing I can pronounce" Ashens can't pronounce "Aqua".... ._.
"She's gonna come into focus in a minute, and when she does, you'll wish she hadn't."
1:52 if they did, i'm pretty sure they would have a capacity of 16MB and break after 3 uses
they do
GET BACK IN ME TASK BAR.
They did have 1GB sticks and out of the 4 I tested 3 were fake or broken. They later were pulled off the shelves and thrown in the trash. I worked at a Canadian dollar store for a few years. Got to chuck a few against the wall before dumping them.
Aaron yep
sirp0p0 fake 1gb sticks? What capacity were they? 512MB?
Come on, most smartphones nowadays have AWFUL microphones for phone calls. It's like they had been made like "ah, well, we gotta add a phone option to this super innovative device". Most cellphones from mid 2000s had much better connection quality than new ones.
Exactly. I recently started my oldass Nokia 6020 and realised it has actually way better both mic and speaker than my Galaxy Grand Prime. I'm impressed... and disappointed at the same time.
To be fair, the Grand Prime is a shite device; it belongs on the phone version of poundland.
My V20 has the best sound quality and audio capabilities I've ever heard from a phone.
I still have that phone, I just have to live with it :P
My very old samsung had amazing volume.
You can hear it perfectly well when very far away from it.
Now phones dont have such loud volume on them and i can barely hear my phone ring when im not paying attention.
Even the microphone works better then my newer phone
"We have to go and inform the driver's family."
I had one of those dig-it out dinosaurs when I was much younger, it came with a little paint brush as well though. It took about a week to complete and you had to assemble the bones yourself. It was perhaps one of the most relaxing most rewarding things I ever did at that age. And then the dog ate the skull.
This is the first Ashens video I remember watching and it's been a wild ride since then
14:22 I'd say that's the most childish, cheerful "hooray" I've heard in my life hahahaha
5:05 this still gets me to this day LMFAO
"Or maybe she'll just invite a friend and it will be 2 girls 1 cup"
I am dying
got damn, those excavation kits..... used to adore those when i was kid.
Don't know if anybody else has commented this (because I've come to this video very late lol) but I got one of those archeology chip-away sets, expect it was a plastic sarcophagus, which you had to carefully open to reveal a mummy - my mum got it for me in a hospital gift shop after getting a routine blood test and the particular nurse I got that day clumsily stabbed me multiple times before finally finding a vein (my mum was a former nurse so she was more miffed about the nurse's technique than my pain lol) as a consolation prize for the whole situation. I think it was worth it as I had a lot of fun with it!
Aw, I was promised a blank screen, a small picture of a frog in the bottom-right hand corner, and some really annoying music. All I got was a blank screen, a small picture of a frog in the bottom-right corner, and a fun piano riff.
the "earth" from the dinosaur kit probably contributed more to the overall smell than the usb freshener
I love the way Ashens says "funtastic"
It's the epitome of Impressions of crap DJs
I'm sure if you drop an excavation kit in water you can just scrape all the rock stuff off really easy after a minute or two.
That's what I thought.
Owain Williams I tried it you are wrong
Kelvin Wills used to work for me, try warm or hot water for half an hour, it could just be what they used in the plaster kits I used to have
Owain Williams oh ok
Wow, coming back to this video, I forgot there were subtitles! Thank you magical subtitle person!
That phone headset is actually a pretty clever thing. Imagine you need to go to some poor district of your city, and will need to call someone there, but you only have an expensive smartphone which will be stolen as soon as you get it out of your pocket. You go to Poundland- you buy this thing for a pound- you connect it- you pretend it's your actual phone- everyone thinks you don't have anything worth stealing, because you have phone that bad.
Wait..Wait. Are you trying to tell me that the air freshener ISN'T pink? But is actually blue? Because I find that hard to believe.
Thanks to Ashens, I want to do things like this, but with Dollar Tree items.
Have you done any videos yet?
Not yet. Still too much of a broke bitch XD
your broke...
heres some glue.
No thanks, dont have any need for it, unless I get bored enough to stick somethign to the wall
What the fuck is that thing on the left at 14:05? Is it a roboticized, scrapped E.T., or something?
ASkinnyWhiteGuy It's from his E.T. Furby thing review.
He basically lobotomised an e.t toy in a video at the end of a review
adam bradley Yeah I saw. God that thing is horrifying...
ASkinnyWhiteGuy when I first saw it it creeped the fuck out of me for ages and I was too scared to watch that video
Docter Ollie He was teasing us for anticipation
as the dino was revealed i had an ad where a woman just went 'urgh, just as boring as i remmeber'
fitted quite well
This is the first time I've actually read the video description. My goodness, it's fantastic.
F in the chat for the annotations that no longer work 😔
"dig up a corpse and have a tea party with it"
salad fingers reference?
This is the second Salad Fingers reference in a row in comments on Ashens videos!
when he introduced that Phone Handset I literally had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard....I'm still laughing,.....welp, time to hit that play button again.......(one second later) I started laughing again, so I'm back to the comment.... let's try this again shall we? (another second later) well, I'm just going to hit post because it is no use, I will probably be laughing forever more.....Thanks for that ashens.
Same
they actually got one of those on top gear, where they said it was a handsfree set because, unlike a smartphone, you could clamp it between your head and shoulder while using it
😂 Ashens with the cul reference bloody good
4:21 "After you spent eleven bajillion pounds on a laptop..."
I paused the video on my Retina MacBook Pro, and tilted my head.
-and proceeded to rethink my life decisions.
Macs can’t do shit.... there is literally no programs you can get on there
The thing that got me about that air freshener thing is the location of the vents on most laptops... Next to the USB port... I mean, I'm sorry but doesn't that sound like an automatic bad idea? xD Chemicals + laptop vent
@renan your using finalcut? dude, there are so many better editing softwares.final cut is a good one if you only wanna do simple edits fast which is fair enough, but programs like adobe premier pro have so many more options
Endy . Macs can run Windows and Linux aswell.
"Nobody likes an inverted stick!" Nerd³ is sad.
What's the joke there? I'm genuinely interested
+Utter Boredom yup. If you watch nerd3, he always plays games with inverted y axis. He always rants about games which doesn't have that setting.
Well I can't click annotations anymore
9 years later and the annotation is dead
Ashens struggling so much with the excavation rock is really funny for some reason
I had several of those dinosaur toys when I was a kid. But they came with the individual bones that you had to glue together, and they also included paint to color it.
'you can also get this in pink, however this is the blue one; you can tell by the way it is blue.' Ashens 2012
For siri you need to go into siri settings (which is in settings), hit language, and select English - UK.
He was making a joke...
3:00 I think I just found my new gaming headset!
I love this channel and the humour!
Ah, I remember excavation toys, they weren't very common when I was young, but I found a few and I loved them
USB lateral flow test
remember when iphones had headphone jacks :(
ET, wat r u doin. ET STAHP.
I know the fossil thing seems boring, but my nephew loves them. I buy one for him everytime I see him and he always so excited.
I hurt my side because of you! The last time I laughed this much was when the Tories said "We're in this together". Great vid mate :-)
To be fair, the second car not working was entirely Ashens' fault. Pressing down on the end into the soft couch caused the launcher to tilt upwards, which in turn caused the car to catch a bit of air and smack into the incline of the ramp and losing the momentum it needed to complete the loop. It could have also lost some momentum from that launcher section being uphill rather than flat. YEAH I KNOW I'M THE RUINER OF THINGS SHUT UP.
I came here to say that too.
"8 weeks later" I almost fucking pissed my self.
in poundland in Crawley queens aquare they sell real USB memory sticks.
...thumbs for the music at the end!
This is amazing please more !
That phone things was just too much
I actually bought a telephone handset for a mobile and loved it! I didn't buy the shitty £1 one but spent around £25. While I love my S4 the quality is quite shocking. So when i'm sat on my sofa at home, rather than having to press the phone next to my ear as HARD as i can just to try and make out what the other person i saying, i simply plug it in and it's as clear as a bell! It's also much easier to hold than a smart phopne to.
So you're saying you spent 25x the amount on a lump of shit, at least you won't die of radiation poisoning.
+Airoh You know, that thing that's not really a thing...
I use one as well. I only make calls using my black Bell-style handset because my face keeps hitting buttons when I use my phone. Smart phones are uncomfortable to use.
My name is Kimmy and when i saw this videos title i was so confused.
Sue ´em!
DemonDemonicGames LOL.
Yes. I shall sue them. THEY HAD NO PERMISSION TO USE MY NAME AND LIKENESS IN THEIR PRODUCT!
Kimmy Cub
That´s the spirit, when the product would be at least as cute as the name!
DemonDemonicGames dawwww
Kimmy Cub
And if I made ur day just a bit better, my mission is complete :3
I had a feeling the air freshener was up side down.
I remember doing some of those dinosaur things when I was little, they actually did require you to put the bones together.
i actually strangely like the handset....im off to pound land! Fingers crossed for me they're not sold out !
11:15 So out of curiosity I had to find out the name of the Chinese place on Sprowston Road. But there are two of them. But this video is freaking old anyway.
They could sell those excavation-kits to adult's as a "stress-relieving tool". If ppl are willing to buy coloring books they'd surely go for that too.
Id be wonderful for kids who are in kindergarten you could give each kid one block and say go at it. Keep them busy for a hours maybe even days
I can get behind a big handset for a mobile phone. If it was a higher quality and worked trough blu tooth that is. Let's face it, no one has a land line anymore other than for internet. A well designed handset could be more comfortable to use than pressing that flat rectangle to the side of your face and it would prevent you from smudging the screen with your sweaty cheek.
Honestly, I could get behind this for home use as well. Plus it allows you to better look at the touchscreen while you listen to a call. Helpful if you have to enter numbers for menu options.
8 yrs ago, this was my first Ashens video I ever saw.
that description is just damned lovely
From the description:
Jorah stood at the edge of the Wall. A strange mist covered everything, making it impossible to see beyond a few feet. It was eerily silent - no sound of wind, animals or anything at all. Something was horribly wrong.
He became aware of movement in front of him. A dark shape. Moving towards him.
Jorah gripped the handle of his sword and tried to peer through the fog. A figure began to emerge - a man clad in black. Almost certainly Night's Watch. His grip on his sword relaxed as he heard his name called by a familiar voice. It was Benjen Stark.
"Ser Jorah! Ser Jorah...! You should make a video where you talk about a USB air freshener, a handset for a mobile phone, some weird Lego, a dinosaur archaeology kit, and a car-based loop the loop set."
Jorah tore his sword from its scabbard and sliced across Benjen's neck. The ranger fell to his knees gurgling as blood sprayed across the snow. He was dead before he hit the floor.
Jorah stared down at the fresh corpse. "An Oxford comma? We're not in bloody Pentos!"
>Makes an assistant app and puts it on $1000 phones to send around the world
>Assistant app only works in the US
Sounds like Apple alright
E.T is back
"False bones buried in the Earth by Satan to confuse the righteous"
I have never heard the concept of dinosaurs explained so... eloquently?
That description is probably the best one I've ever read.