I can confidently state that when I clicked on a video titled "Stripper Magician," I did not expect a significant portion of it to discuss tax evasion.
I said the same thing too when I was 6 but now I invade everyone's privacy for living, tell my boss if I see you doing drugs through your front camera, walk around with a invisibility cloak and make drones disguised as birds to watch over every one and watch you go to sleep.
Yeah when I heard that part I'm crying I realized the world is going to burn and there's nothing to do just watch it burn (I'm having a seizure while typing help)
So... Are the scarves anal beads/vaginal beads and Stripper Magician is bisexual and is screwing another female and stripper magician magically tells the female client's 50 year old dad that she pulled scarves out of his daughter like vaginal beads.
Despite Everything on iFunny they just post her content which is fine because they credit her. The real cringe is people lip syncing her content on tic toc. Watch her past video about it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I suppose your right, it's just annoying that every feature set shes on it. Which wasnt a probable at first cause shes really funny and makes great content. It's the comments that I hate, they're just so aggressive
hey dude i just want you to know i saw you comment on something like a few months ago and thought your name was great so screenshotted it and have been using it as a reaction image ever since. i just thought i'd let you know
Lyrics: Stripper magician a wonderful addition to parties and funerals also police suspicion. I think there's something shiny behind your ear, I can also make your daugther's virginity disappear. Take a look at my magic stick it makes dreams come true with just one lick FLICK. Pulling out these scarfs like I pull out of your daughter. I’m a magic wiener real Harry Potter. Bibity bop and alakazam when I go to town I break diaphragms. Stripper magician on a musical mission, I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition. For my next trick, I’ll need a wired coat hanger. This one is for the dads that didn’t mean to bang her. My magic hat is where I keep my tips. Save from taxation, it’s an easy trick! I call it tax invasion, plain and simple the US government is the one that I swindle. Stripper magician making sexual transmissions. I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits. Pick a card, any card, and if your friend’s in need, I’ll make his penis hard. Stripper magiction sudadydalehbazebabadabadameladahEeAHhh
Something about Carolina Cornstarch's video aesthetic has always slightly bothered me, and I only just today realized that it's because this woman exudes the exact same energies as Rappin' for Jesus. I am troubled by this revelation.
This is what keeps me from killing myself at night No, but for real, your videos actually do help me when I feel down, love the crude humor, keep being you
Teacher: Okay Kids what do you all want to be when you grow up? Kid #1: Astronaut Kid # 2: Police Man! Kid #3: Doctor. Kid #4: MC DONALDS WORKER Kid #5: Harry Potter Kid #6: A Trash Police. Kid #7: Lawyer Kid #8: Teacher Kid #9: mario Kid #10: frikin willy-wonka Kid #11: creeper Kid #12: aw man Kid #13: those people who try to help, but nothing happens Kid #14: Beta Game Tester Kid #15: *thot police* Kid #16: maid Caroline: 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Legal Age in most of Europe is 15 (and in some countries 14), not 18 - so you should be asking where he is first and not what age :p
“sinning with your body is evil and atrocious” - std song “pulling out these hats like I pull out of your daughter” - stripper magician *i don’t know what to believe anymore*
Its so sad to see the footage of modern culture dies in front of my eyes. This hits more than the obituary of the last speaker of some language that i dont know of.
im the father whose daughter you solicited
see you in court.
@Anna Donald who can legally, get you off
let's go i know the law
She did tax evasion, so you also got the IRS too
Woah fuck i didnt think id get this many likes, thanks guys
Id like to mention that my daughter is a dog, so theres an inevitable charge of beastiality
I can confidently state that when I clicked on a video titled "Stripper Magician," I did not expect a significant portion of it to discuss tax evasion.
I need an adult.
Yes, we know what you expected 😏
99% of what Pimps and Hoes do is ensure that the IRS doesn’t get their cut….. I support that.
Oh god someone please burn this onto disks, put it in magic mike cases, and give them to good will. PLEASE
Hayley Orr I know what I’m doing next weekend.
What do you mean I haven't already done this
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
This should’ve been put on the golden record
does anyone even use dvds anymore
This sounds like a deleted scene from the Sex Offender Shuffle.
Crossover of blonde boys, sex offender shuffle and stripper magician???
2nd verse for sure
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Jesus! My mate showed me that years ago. So many levels of wrongness!
This also has a very "wizards with guns" flavour to it...which is a bonus IMO.
I was thinking exactly the same 😂😂
parents: what do you want to be when you’re older?
me:
Alayna Oertel 420 likes 😂
Alayna Oertel setting goals high I see
A stripper magician
I said the same thing too when I was 6 but now I invade everyone's privacy for living, tell my boss if I see you doing drugs through your front camera, walk around with a invisibility cloak and make drones disguised as birds to watch over every one and watch you go to sleep.
(FBI FBI if your actually in fbi it’s a joke)
When she said "stripper magician, hghsmmmsmmmmkk, kjhfkkomrfmmsm." I felt that.
Ahahaha same tho!
She speaks Carti
When she breathed I felt that
when she felt it, i felt that.
Same. So deep
the lyrics are disappointingly creative
No, they are creatively disappointing.
_Disappointingly_
no u
Stripperughtuuebrbfngjg
@@AdamBlade17 No, they are appointingly discreative
Anyone else got this randomly recommend to them 5 years later
yep
Just now. Looks familiar, so I probably saw it last time it was randomly recommended a couple of years ago.
I thought she was the Chick-fil-A sauce girl 🤷♂️
Pretty much
👍🏻yep
Stripper Magician can you make my student loan debt disappear
Other way around pal
disappear debt loan student my make you can Magician Stripper
No but she can rack up another debt
Rhinopocalypes her debt to society. Jail awaits
Only if it has a vagina
Imagine her content when she gets her hand on alcohol legally...
Oh sweet Jesus that's gonna be good RUclips money right there.
Vysair oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 minutes of constant sobbing and muttering
@@SirFooplesTheThird just the content I want!
Yeah it would probably go downhill
She's mad creative as is
Fairly certain Caroline hasn't been alive since the 90's and this account is just posting corrupted VHS tapes they found in their basement
Killed by the police for evading taxes
sounds about right.
I suspect some time traveling due to the fortnite dances in her prom video
Most plausible theory I've heard
@@eliselo9073 Heyy no shaming the time travelers
This keeps showing up on my feed every few months.
So I watch it every time.
Lol she's a gem
Stripper Magician: *exists*
Magic Mike: *sweating profusely*
This comment is so underrated😂😂
My like got you to 1k..ha! 😂😂👌 now where's my likes!!!!!! 😂😂 jokes
Professor Snape aint got nothing on caroline😂
This video has *S P O O K Y V A G I N O S I S* written all over it...
Strippy Magicosis
Spooky pp
The STD Magician
Stop corrupting the already corrupted stripper magician
HPV, HIV, spOOkY VaGiNosIs
This channel is the verbal representation of ADHD
Ty
As a person who HAS adhd, it really isnt
ADHD gang
Rómulo Figueroa thanks for making me laugh
Mr. T thats why i found it... no really though i was diagnosed with ADHD and it’s pretty much this shit
If this isn’t a Netflix original in a year I will scream
It's time to scream.
show proof of you screaming
scream.
When she said stripper magihendndhdbe nsjshehdnsnsj.
I felt that...
Heyyyyyyyy
Same
magihendndhdbe nsjshehdnsnsj sounds like a drug
Yeah when I heard that part I'm crying I realized the world is going to burn and there's nothing to do just watch it burn (I'm having a seizure while typing help)
@@darude8817 I think that was the drug in Saved By The Bell. Btw I enjoy your sandstorms.
This the kinda stuff you see on Adult Swim at 2AM
OMG SO TRUEEE LMAO
After children's hospital
Michael Hood lMAO
Before king of the hill.
Yup
Caroline: *speaks*
Tik Tok: *its Free Real Estate*
Shut your fuck up
Shut your up
U jealous that this dude has more likes that you can get on all your comments
@@tofolcano9639 r/ihadastroke
tofol cano what do we know about these trucks? They’re huge.
Imagine this being your daughter, and you just found this on here.
I would be so proud
Or wife, even though she's a bit old,,
Almudahilliah, my brothers.
@Roy G Biv That's what he said
If that was the case I would be so proud to be Hermione's father.
I'd henceforth introduce myself as dad of stripper magician.
Stripper Magician
also known as
Demonetization Magician
Zuzu
Stripper magician,
Demonetization’s my mission!
stripped of financial benefits from a good video 😔
And now, for my next trick, i will make this green dollar sign disappear!
@@oddacity5883 *turn yellow.
These sound like yugioh cards tho
"Pulling out these scarfs, like I pull out of your Daughter"
Umm we don't do that here
This man said he don't pull out of his daughter.
@@TotalTuxedo SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA
Yeah we don't own scarves here, we're not in the last days of sodom
So... Are the scarves anal beads/vaginal beads and Stripper Magician is bisexual and is screwing another female and stripper magician magically tells the female client's 50 year old dad that she pulled scarves out of his daughter like vaginal beads.
Henry KW Hernandez what-
Stripper Magician: an alternative title for Bayonetta.
take my like and piss off
oh my god
Underrated
Ok
Better yet, Stripperella
A moment of silence for those who weren't blessed for the unlisted link.
can i have it
Stand user: Stripper Magician
Stand name: *[Tax Evasion]*
*[Magician's Strip]*
Ayyyy
Jojos ref?
Like our president in Brazil, "Sonego sempre que posso" It means, i evade my taxes always, when i can
Oi
The perfect girl doesn't exi-
also shes 16 lmao
@@rxythmark666 High school juniors: Perfect
rxyth just ripe for the picking
i’m gonna regret this joke.
@@Skalistre no need to regret it, you are a true highborn gentleman sir!
mom: what kind of girl do u like?
me: its complicated
"girls with abs that dont wear bras"
Same pfp gang
God has left us indeed.
@Bryce Ellis Actually shouldn't you be the one getting help being scared just like that?
Your pfp confirms that god has indeed left us.
don't mind me just came for the daily dose of stripper magician.
Terry Davis lol yeah same - i was just sitting here thinking 'i need my dose of stripper magician for the day'
0:59
me when i talk to my crush
Caroline Konstnar uploads
Tiktok & iFunny: Is this free content?
More like ifunny
Despite Everything on iFunny they just post her content which is fine because they credit her. The real cringe is people lip syncing her content on tic toc. Watch her past video about it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I have seen it. As long as people credit her its good, people on tiktok do not. Haven't seen this iFunny stuff though.
@@potica4247 I'm gonna edit it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I suppose your right, it's just annoying that every feature set shes on it. Which wasnt a probable at first cause shes really funny and makes great content. It's the comments that I hate, they're just so aggressive
Wait a minute...
*THAT'S ILLEGAL*
Stfu rick we decide what is illegal or not.
@@fbifbi9528 oh my god
*Hol'up*
Well to you it is. I don't have those thoughts.
*I will make it legal.*
Thank God I have this saved as one of my favorite videos so I can still see it. This video is legendary.
My boyfriend sent me this, he understand me so well
He's breaking up with you
Marry him
Grab the shotgun
He's giving you some ideas
He's a keeper
But a wise man once told me “Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious”
ruclips.net/video/nwTBYcvk_tg/видео.html
Vortex Creates yeah I don’t wanna be catching no spooky vaginosis
A wise man once told me,
"Nothing happens by accident."
Somone needs to make their mind up if wearing clothes and covering up is a sin or if being naked is a sin because babies are sinning by being naked
Why did I read that with a morgan freeman voice?
When you make up your own class in D&D
This is basically just a Bard tho
As a D&D fan this is great bur yeah its pretty much bard
When you cross class bard with wizard you become the best class. Stripper magician
Glamour bard multiclassed into wizard
Trickster Cleric amirite boyzzz
Holy shit, i thought I'd never get to see this masterpiece again, we miss you, happy birthday!
How is this not age-restricted?
-Can't complain though.-
It was literally just posted
Sonny Jim boy frank of the filth SHUtheCKUP
-because you already said yes to the policy-
hey dude i just want you to know i saw you comment on something like a few months ago and thought your name was great so screenshotted it and have been using it as a reaction image ever since. i just thought i'd let you know
@@cheemscheemsburger8277 nigga
How's your daughter? What she been upto lately?
Daughter:
I am your 1000th liker
This comment proves that people don’t get an obvious joke.
John Fishtots not really
Caroline Konstnar oh 😂
It I‘d known I was gonna get a pin I’d have done it on my main but cheers never had that before
@@johnisntmyrealname81 lol
or it’s the date rape drugs the shady magician supplies kicking in
Katie T Why would she take them herself?😂
Years later and its just as good as I remember
Lyrics:
Stripper magician a wonderful addition to parties and funerals also police suspicion. I think there's something shiny behind your ear, I can also make your daugther's virginity disappear.
Take a look at my magic stick it makes dreams come true with just one lick FLICK. Pulling out these scarfs like I pull out of your daughter. I’m a magic wiener real Harry Potter. Bibity bop and alakazam when I go to town I break diaphragms.
Stripper magician on a musical mission, I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition.
For my next trick, I’ll need a wired coat hanger. This one is for the dads that didn’t mean to bang her.
My magic hat is where I keep my tips. Save from taxation, it’s an easy trick! I call it tax invasion, plain and simple the US government is the one that I swindle.
Stripper magician making sexual transmissions. I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits.
Pick a card, any card, and if your friend’s in need, I’ll make his penis hard.
Stripper magiction sudadydalehbazebabadabadameladahEeAHhh
I felt this lyrics
i love you.
tips or *TITS* ?
@@nowonmetube I was thinking same thing.
@@oceanman943 yeah she definitely said tits 🌚
Me: Pass me the aux chord fam
Friend: You better not play trash
Me:
Bold of you to call her trash
We have our eyes on you bitch.
Something about Carolina Cornstarch's video aesthetic has always slightly bothered me, and I only just today realized that it's because this woman exudes the exact same energies as Rappin' for Jesus. I am troubled by this revelation.
Wow, gotta watch that video again
Cornstarch, Idk if that was intentional but it's great
Reminds me of the sex offender shuffle
@@kentuckybruce6816 probs because they were made in the 1990 - 2000 correct me if I'm wrong. And the video itself is just creating that aesthetic
Now that's some Christian swag!
This is the kind of content of hers I wanted more of, not her punking us and then berating us for having empathy
Y’all are so cringe , fake empathy ppl . Learn to not take everything so serious
@@zorlockts5744so we’re supposed to her TO MAKE FUN OF MISCARRIAGES? Seems like you don’t understand HOW IMPORTANT pregnancy is for women.
@@eklei2025 it’s the internet , you’re crying and getting your vag bloody over a stranger
@@zorlockts5744 fake empathy? You got a problem with people just showing happiness towards others? No my dear, YOU are the cringiest
im a penis haver but miscarriages are uber traumatic, there are lines that for decency's sake shouldnt be crossed and thats one of them
This is what keeps me from killing myself at night
No, but for real, your videos actually do help me when I feel down, love the crude humor, keep being you
Congruent Crib she has already peaked, there is nothing that can surpass her content
tel:1-800-273-8255
Haha pp joke
The Guy because he needs to call you for emotional support
This has to be on Spotify.😂
Pay me $50 and I can make it happen.
lol it is on the artist top memes
My mind at 3 am when I'm trying desperately to sleep:
I feel like she's trying to tell us she lost her virginity to a magician.
I always used to cry when I laughed, but then I was raped by a clown
She is that magician
@@nimuedamon1936Haha irony is great.
All these videos have the same energy; pure choatic suggestive energies
Aviator Prime she is amazing
Me during a important exam: oh god help me in this exam
My brain: stripper magican
It's spelled *brane.
@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 no it's brine
@@henoch5625 qi=643
@@henoch5625 is not a bad ideia
@@issoeprosperidadeecomiquem7975 diabo e isso mano, acreditar em te😂
this is the best thing i've ever watched single handedly and undeniably.
It bugs me how the timer for the VHS is slower compared to the actual time
It’s on beat with the music instead lol
@@alexismountford1150 Barely, it's slower than that too and off time
This is just what I thought magic mike was when my friends told me about it.
Oh so...it's not like that...?
I've been living my life like a lie
tbh 💀
0:08 no hat
1 sec later
0:09 hat
A true magician
It’s *magik*
Whoa
Why must this blessed video be hidden from the world
I swear, this is my 3rd time listening to this when it gets recommended and I just cant seem to stop.
I hope you listened to it more than 3x
You are the physical manifestation of what goes on in my head 🤯.
Truly fantastic work. Updated Rappy McRapperson vibes.
She’s talking a lot about daughters in her songs-
*Heavy breathing*
Me: *lesbian breathing*
Give it 8-10 years. You'll get over it.
Teacher: Okay Kids what do you all want to be when you grow up?
Kid #1: Astronaut
Kid # 2: Police Man!
Kid #3: Doctor.
Kid #4: MC DONALDS WORKER
Kid #5: Harry Potter
Kid #6: A Trash Police.
Kid #7: Lawyer
Kid #8: Teacher
Kid #9: mario
Kid #10: frikin willy-wonka
Kid #11: creeper
Kid #12: aw man
Kid #13: those people who try to help, but nothing happens
Kid #14: Beta Game Tester
Kid #15: *thot police*
Kid #16: maid
Caroline: 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣
Kid #4 is a black guy huh
Alpha X
yep and kid #3 is Asian
@@sen6976 not surprised 🤣🤣🤣
Me: an owner of a company who knows everything you do and watches you 24/7.
Wtf is a trash police lol
that coat hanger line was and still remains absolute gold
The only one I don't get... I feel bad dude
Mike Kat back ally abortion joke
@@blazeraz7666 it is about abortion
@@blazeraz7666 Don't be a bore, son!
I never know what to expect from this channel, yet I am both surprised and satisfied each and every time.
you know its been a good night on youtube if this is on your homepage again
You kinda remind me of Bo Burnham with your unique style. I hope you continue to bring out more content.
Guys... I've found content. In the same place... im gona stay here.
thanks youtube for putting this in recommendations the same day it posted👏
This is Hermione as soon as she found out Harry had a huge vault of money at the Gringott.
Surprisingly little stripping for supposedly being a stripper musician.
You need to pay first
FBI open up
She’s 15/16
Dude, she’s 9
@@FigmentHF if I'm not mistaken actually, she's due to be born in a few months.
1:02 **my last brain cell during an exam**
noob hahahahahahhahahahahha
So you're telling me she's just 15?
Why have I not seen this until now?! The internet has failed me until today.
I love this with a fiery passion that only lava may quench. J'adore.
Can somebody get this girl booked for another Netflix standup
Like, I'm not sure how I feel. I genuinely like this, and listen to this too much. Why. Its not.. I don't... Whatever, your songs are amazing
Why am i being recommended this just now
Well ya found it at last
The circle is complete
Now sing spooky vaginosis everywhere
Yayyy it is just unlisted not deleted. :D
no one:
youtube suggestions: stripper magician
Sounds intresting
"I need a wired coat hanger"
*pulls out wooden coat hanger*
She's going to trade her wood coat hanger for the wire one.
This has been playing in my head ever since I’ve watched it.
This classic came up in my feed. It deserves an encore.
ok but is this like a product of homeschooling lol
Homeschooling causing intelligence
@@ಇLiv I agree
Yuria I don’t
I’m homeschooled. And I’m super intelligent. And I’m not brainwashed
Yuria yup
This channel is now being recommended to me non-stop
a after the war
im sorry i dont know why i wrote that
@@elizahamilton9590 k thanks for the apology
Nobody:
Riley Reid: “Stripper Magician”
Reid sucks
@@peterfrancisco2315 literally
Lol
@@peterfrancisco2315 I tried to belive that but her extreme fake voice keep making me watch her
God, what the fuck am i seeing.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK
One of the few people Eminem was afraid to dis
Why is this not on Spotify like the birthday song 😪
I'm obsessed with this video UGH. Freakin love the last *HEHHHHH*
Why does RUclips's algorithm know what kind of girls I'm interested in
It simply adds every perv search you've been making one to another
So expect more nice result
The medium is the message ♾
I was asking the same question
The perfect woman doesn’t exi-
Chill she's 15
@@karinpt Hello my name is Chris Hanson, why don't you have a seat.
@@theblackbaron4119 what if im also underaged
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw What if I am doe
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Legal Age in most of Europe is 15 (and in some countries 14), not 18 - so you should be asking where he is first and not what age :p
The quality content we subscribed for.
“sinning with your body is evil and atrocious” - std song
“pulling out these hats like I pull out of your daughter” - stripper magician
*i don’t know what to believe anymore*
XD
I swear I come back to this video like once a month. it's great. :)
*the next filthy frank has risen.*
Frank just hasn't been the same since he danced in the dark.
Don't compare humans to a God
@@sandervink04 god is dead
@@millerrepin4452 no he just got infected by Politikz and started his music career
stfu schmuck
The best nickelodeon's show from the 90's ever made
UroborosJayThink i mean i do get a major dan schnieder vibe from this.
@@NeoKratosfan2007 I didn't see a single foot, so I don't think so.
Also, did you mean Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider?
That would explain the great amount of feet scenes in her newer videos
Aer Threepwood ok i know im late and you’re right, but i prefer calling him Dan”get in the van” schnieder.
Our stripper magician queen has posted
thank god this video still exists
Its so sad to see the footage of modern culture dies in front of my eyes. This hits more than the obituary of the last speaker of some language that i dont know of.
Me: Ok too much RUclips for today, I should do something else.
RUclips: Hey, Do you wanna see a stripper magician?
Me: HELL YEAH!
Wow, this really sounds like its from the 80's
10/10 would love to learn about your tax evasion tips
This is like one of those videos in the "important videos" playlist
I have watched this video 5 times in 24 hours so far help
Not gonna lie that's kinda weak