NASA engineer claims DEMON attacked him | The Bill Vaile story

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  • Опубликовано: 22 июн 2020
  • After a NASA robotics engineer starts noticing strange phenomenon in his house, he calls an investigative team who film something terrifying in his bedroom...
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  • @AJ-vi4nl
    @AJ-vi4nl 2 года назад +15865

    The most unbelievable thing was that he called customer service at 3 am and they actually answered the phone and fixed his internet lol.

    • @lawabidingcitizen729
      @lawabidingcitizen729 2 года назад +204

      😂🤣😂

    • @tulsatornado1578
      @tulsatornado1578 2 года назад +184

      I know, right😂😂😂😂

    • @str3pur3123
      @str3pur3123 2 года назад +192

      Was before covid 😂😂

    • @lookgamertv
      @lookgamertv 2 года назад +210

      I can call my ISP at 3 am no problem

    • @mactrocino5468
      @mactrocino5468 2 года назад +189

      In another one of these stories, the guy calls a podiatrist in the evening, on a weekend then follows up on a Sunday.

  • @ramsdinho
    @ramsdinho 2 года назад +3690

    Demon crawls out slowly from under his bed and makes his way ominously towards Bill. It leans its face towards Bills and whispers... " Are you a fan of the dark and mysterious told in story format? cos that's all I do"

    • @connorcampbell2536
      @connorcampbell2536 2 года назад +29

      Haha

    • @billycross2716
      @billycross2716 2 года назад +196

      And if you haven't already please, invite the like button over to install a water purification system, and exorcise your demon onto it.

    • @sysop224
      @sysop224 2 года назад +102

      “I know that the thing under my bed doesn't exist. But I also know that if I keep my feet under the blanket, it won't grab my ankle” Stephen King

    • @jordanmitchell4600
      @jordanmitchell4600 2 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cheapskatepanic
      @cheapskatepanic 2 года назад +30

      Proceeds to kill him for not doing something diabolical to the like button.

  • @Kim-ud7fe
    @Kim-ud7fe 5 месяцев назад +612

    What’s really chilling is the idea that the exorcist - or whatever her title would be - arranged for an innocent to become an unwitting victim. That is also evil.

    • @brentjeralds777
      @brentjeralds777 5 месяцев назад +27

      Like a scapegoat a sacrificial element

    • @user-ze6tb4xq5f
      @user-ze6tb4xq5f 4 месяца назад +21

      Standard procedure in economics: do sh1tty things and put the blame on somebody else. Lady exorcist surely knew how to drive her business.

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 4 месяца назад +58

      Sounds more like witchcraft than an exorcism, but I'm not particularly versed in either.

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 4 месяца назад +8

      @@user-ze6tb4xq5f Heck of a view you have on economics... I think you mean crony politics. Vivek would have fixed that stuff.

    • @user-ze6tb4xq5f
      @user-ze6tb4xq5f 4 месяца назад +3

      economics is full of corporate stuff like this as well especially at global lvl where politics serve mostly economic interests. but for the man in the middle, sure, they are not intertwined or so they think@@icorrectly

  • @yoyis371
    @yoyis371 Месяц назад +67

    He should have gone back to that woman’s house and said we’re gonna be roommates until you get your freaking stalking Demon off me!!!

    • @b_reel
      @b_reel 10 дней назад +4

      What I was screaming the entire time! 😅 for being so pragmatic, Bill really dropped the ball here.

    • @hollyvallese3867
      @hollyvallese3867 7 дней назад

      She prolly would make it worse or get him to be a satan worshiper too

  • @gingersnaps4194
    @gingersnaps4194 3 года назад +11912

    This is why my feet are not allowed to hang over my bedside when I’m sleeping - they’re under the covers where they’re completely safe. It’s science.

    • @partylee007
      @partylee007 3 года назад +176

      Lol🤣

    • @LKCLifer
      @LKCLifer 3 года назад +660

      I have my bed literally on the floor so there is no under my bed.😬

    • @partylee007
      @partylee007 3 года назад +488

      @@LKCLifer oh, you’re even closer to the floor where the monsters are😆🤣😂

    • @CaptiveReefSystems
      @CaptiveReefSystems 3 года назад +182

      DAMN RIGHT! 😳 I've always been ridiculously ticklish on my feet (a random weakness that my friends never failed to exploit for entertainment when I was younger) and I still shiver at the thought! I probably have borderline PTSD at this point... 😄
      Plus, I watch waaay too many videos like this, and even though I'm pretty sure that no horrific demon monster is going to grab my ankle, yank me under my bed, and eat me, I'd rather not actually find out... 😕

    • @jacquelynejohnson9127
      @jacquelynejohnson9127 3 года назад +133

      Had the foot grab thing happened 1970?
      WAS laying on the couch downstairs , heard someone coming down the stairs, put the blanket over my head because I thought it was one of my sibs and they would turn on the lights, well waited , no light came on, took the cover off my head and standing next to the couch, a tall shadow of a person with nothing but swriling sort of lite instead of a features , I put the covers over my head told it to leave in the name of Jesus and krsnsa and started chatting a mantra , heard footsteps leaving the room and slowly head down the stairs. If you want true ghost stories I've got them

  • @lexyoung1337
    @lexyoung1337 2 года назад +6543

    Living with a demon for 18+ years? At this point, the demon just be sitting on the couch next to Bill watching Netflix

  • @gbsab9400
    @gbsab9400 25 дней назад +12

    Shoutout to Bill for having more integrity than the exorcist.

  • @MillzOvO
    @MillzOvO 5 месяцев назад +268

    I’ve had a similar case with the deafening crashing sound. The house I’ve grown up in for 21 years used to be fairly haunted. We would occasionally see a black figure, which looked like a man with a top hat. Some other family members and friends have had their run ins with this figure. But, over the years as we did more renovations to the house, the paranormal activity became less and less frequent.
    The very last paranormal encounter I had was by far the scariest, and most bizarre. My friend and I were having a sleepover in my basement. We’re both knocked out sleeping, when all of a sudden the stereo in my basement is BLASTING white noise. We both instantly wake up in a panic, it’s pitch black and I fall over and look at my friend. He’s looking at me screaming, and at the same time I’m also screaming as loud as I can. When I’m telling you it was so loud that I couldn’t even hear MYSELF screaming and I was screaming as loud as I possibly could. After a gain my composure I try to turn the stereo off, but it won’t turn off, panicking, eventually ripping the plug out of the outlet and it’s silent.
    Next morning, my family heard absolutely nothing, not a peep. My family are polar opposites of heavy sleepers, I can wake them up when they’re dead asleep by just taking a piss at night. Remind you, we were both screaming and it was so loud we couldn’t hear ourselves. Absolutely unexplainable, the horror I felt for those 30 seconds, feeling my vocal cords shake but no scream. The only way I can describe it is if the white noise was literally coming from inside of my head. It was deafening, and absolutely horrifying. I personally haven’t experienced anymore paranormal activity after that which was about 5 or 6 years ago. I still live in the house today.
    Edit: I hope someone finds this story and enjoys it 😄❤️

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 5 месяцев назад

      All of these stories are fake. The following is a reddit comment made by BILL himself when a user requested more info:
      "Yes, Google my name and get the book. I did not want to have to write a book but no one would leave this story alone and what is being told is half truths and made up to fill in the gaps. The book is Satanic Warfare: Tactics of the Demonic on Amazon. It is already rated nearly a five star, was on the best seller list and tells all. "
      So...... Yes, its all about money.
      NO information is available online on him except a paranormal tv episode. For such a " high profile pragmatic engineer" there is no facts online. His work at nasa cannot be confirmed.
      Its all about money. You can see by his comment.

    • @lm-pw9ul
      @lm-pw9ul 4 месяца назад +15

      That screaming but no voice came out is very similar to sleep paralysis/nightmares that I had.

    • @midclock
      @midclock 4 месяца назад +11

      White noise can be very loud as it's a sound that covers all audible frequencies...anyway even if it can be so loud, a normal radio wouldn't be able to cover up you screaming, and at the same time have your parents not hearing any sound

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 4 месяца назад +14

      Sounds like the ghosts were coercing you to renovate, quieting down as the remodeling reached completion... Apparently feng shui is important in the afterlife as well.

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 4 месяца назад

      ​@@lm-pw9ulShared sleep paralysis?

  • @Emang169
    @Emang169 3 года назад +8144

    The strangest thing was he actually got a person to help him in customer service.

    • @sandrajohnson2489
      @sandrajohnson2489 3 года назад +136

      That IS strange!

    • @atomyt3131
      @atomyt3131 3 года назад +140

      this comment is very very underated

    • @wayneg.2342
      @wayneg.2342 3 года назад +112

      🏆 “Best Comment” ☝️🤣

    • @louiscyphre833
      @louiscyphre833 3 года назад +81

      That's the funniest comment I've seen in years... And so true

    • @Emang169
      @Emang169 3 года назад +81

      @Brandy Pompeo It sounds like you haven't had the nightmare of dealing with the phone companies customer or tech support.

  • @honnyeiwangnao5334
    @honnyeiwangnao5334 3 года назад +7414

    bill: SHOW YOURSELF!!!
    demon: *shows itself
    bill: understandable, have a nice day

  • @greatyng442
    @greatyng442 3 месяца назад +33

    That poor man.
    Also, that woman who cursed him - a random innocent - is truly vile. No better than the demons (literal or otherwise) that torment this man.

  • @kwpp7
    @kwpp7 8 месяцев назад +333

    It's amazing how much Mr. Ballen's storytelling ability has improved since this video was made.

    • @thekwjiboo
      @thekwjiboo 7 месяцев назад +24

      He's so good at what he does. I've seen some other channels tell some of the same stories, and they're nowhere near as good. Thoughty2 is the only channel out there I've found that can compare.

    • @WhiteoutMonster
      @WhiteoutMonster 7 месяцев назад +27

      Even THIS is great though, but you're correct. His talent is aging like fine wine

    • @Jamall._irl
      @Jamall._irl 7 месяцев назад +1

      On god

    • @chari---zard
      @chari---zard 6 месяцев назад +20

      In a way I liked these more, they were so nonchalant as when we'd tell stories with a group of friends

    • @conniecooley5542
      @conniecooley5542 6 месяцев назад +11

      I think he has always been good.

  • @poperaymond431
    @poperaymond431 2 года назад +9033

    MrBallen’s kids: “Dad can you tell us a bedtime story before you leave?”
    MrBallen: “If you’re a fan of the strange dark & mysterious told in story format-”
    Kids: ”DAD NO”

  • @OG_Cool_Cat
    @OG_Cool_Cat 3 года назад +1500

    Instead of banishing it, she just reattached it to a new person. That’s a really f’d up thing to do. That was not a proper exorcism, that was some dark shit.

    • @hbsbidjj3262
      @hbsbidjj3262 3 года назад +102

      Yeah that’s terrible. I’m intrigued by this kinda stuff but at the same time my family has a Fucked up past relating to paranormal and demonic things. I’m terrified of everything relating to it because whenever I feel like somethings off something weird happens.

    • @agentethan5019
      @agentethan5019 3 года назад +188

      @@theducklover2652 i wish that was true but i think she cursed him with the spirit
      Edit : Man i have never got this many likes on my comment before thanks guys

    • @jakestarr4718
      @jakestarr4718 3 года назад +68

      right... it could been put into an object and gotten rid of... like a dybbuk box... she didn't need a person unless she tried an object already... who knows... i would have went back to the house and honestly i would of never left.

    • @Void7.4.14
      @Void7.4.14 3 года назад +33

      Except it didn't happen 😂 People are so gullible.

    • @skylercutsforth8595
      @skylercutsforth8595 3 года назад +147

      @@Void7.4.14 Man I hope you don't have to experience the bad side forcing you to realize it really happens. There's a God and he created angels, and some of those angels chose evil and they will torment people for sure, if your in that position one day, call to Jesus for help... I know real occurrences of that making the difference, demons fear his name because he has authority over all

  • @2asiansandawhiteguy2
    @2asiansandawhiteguy2 5 месяцев назад +200

    A demon wouldn’t have been attached to the house. They’d be attached to the host. In this case, Bill. Even had he’d abandoned the house, it would have followed him.

    • @HanonSama
      @HanonSama 5 месяцев назад +24

      Not necessarily, there are some people who have had demons hiding in closets, etc. because the previous tenant practiced witchcraft

    • @rangga6691
      @rangga6691 5 месяцев назад +1

      You seemed to know your stuff bro, keep safe. To be precise it's the human heart that the demon attached itself.

    • @gabbyhidalgo
      @gabbyhidalgo 5 месяцев назад

      Demons attach to many things and surely they are on him at this point.
      Seems like the so called exorcist was just a witch.
      That’s why you shouldn’t have ouiga board and other items like “Healing Crystals” in your home because they are open invitations to the demons.
      Demons are literally only afraid of Jesus Christ and those who truly come in his name.

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@rangga6691All of these stories are fake. The following is a reddit comment made by BILL himself when a user requested more info:
      "Yes, Google my name and get the book. I did not want to have to write a book but no one would leave this story alone and what is being told is half truths and made up to fill in the gaps. The book is Satanic Warfare: Tactics of the Demonic on Amazon. It is already rated nearly a five star, was on the best seller list and tells all. "
      So...... Yes, its all about money.
      NO information is available online on him except a paranormal tv episode. For such a " high profile pragmatic engineer" there is no facts online. His work at nasa cannot be confirmed.
      Its all about money. The real demon is human greed.

    • @TheMatriarch-uf6xs
      @TheMatriarch-uf6xs 5 месяцев назад

      It could have started with his wife leaving. Marital breakdown is a form of diabolic oppression and the person asking for him signals “demons seeking demons”. He was likely oppressed before

  • @FastGunner2040
    @FastGunner2040 7 месяцев назад +209

    This dude is SO GOOD at telling stories.

    • @bunnyboonot4u
      @bunnyboonot4u 5 месяцев назад +8

      Understatement! Yeah, he's great at it, isn't he!? It's a God given talent!

    • @tommccloskey3595
      @tommccloskey3595 4 месяца назад +11

      I started by listening to his newer videos. I'm now listening to these older ones. I notice the difference. He is good at storytelling here, but he got so much better through the years.

    • @MzSuzy2698
      @MzSuzy2698 2 месяца назад

      @@tommccloskey3595Have you heard him on the cold coffee video? It might not be the exact name of the video channel but I think you can get there

    • @tommccloskey3595
      @tommccloskey3595 2 месяца назад

      @@MzSuzy2698 oh yes, the Iced Coffee Hour. Very good!

    • @bertkilborne6464
      @bertkilborne6464 Месяц назад

      I found another guy who's *almost as good* as John
      But he's not as easy to follow and the guy talks way too fast

  • @Yohanan552
    @Yohanan552 2 года назад +2877

    Bill: "ok, go in the closet, turn off the light, and just see what happens"
    Bob:
    **goes in closet**
    **gets punched in the face**
    Bill: "well...?"
    Bob: "yep, everything's fine..."

    • @itsMeUhDanii
      @itsMeUhDanii 2 года назад +46

      Lmfao

    • @Wynton25
      @Wynton25 2 года назад +23

      😂😂

    • @mrphenom1643
      @mrphenom1643 2 года назад +281

      if I was the demon I would feel somewhat disrespected.....I just sucker-punched this man in the face and he said everything is fine

    • @JinYo265
      @JinYo265 2 года назад +55

      Typical bob

    • @robsmolich6977
      @robsmolich6977 2 года назад +4

      @randel hanson lmao

  • @InterWebGuy99
    @InterWebGuy99 3 года назад +2062

    I think after a few weeks Bill realized the demon was not much different from his ex-wife and just decided to make the relationship work.

  • @JulietteMc75
    @JulietteMc75 7 месяцев назад +19

    Bill Vaile what a genuinely good person! He didn't sell his house because he didn't want anyone else to go through it. God bless you 😓

  • @marinaschnierer4560
    @marinaschnierer4560 2 месяца назад +11

    I believe what has happened Bill as a similar thing happened to my husband and I in our previous home. We had to get paranormal investigators in to try to remove the 'entity/energy'. It helped for a little while but the paranormal events continued and in the end we sold our home and moved as it became too much for us and it affected my mental health. I admire Bill for not allowing this entity to evict him from his home but we couldn't do it.

  • @johnwesley307
    @johnwesley307 2 года назад +6488

    If I was Bill, I’d rent this house at a tremendously cheap rate to the Like button.

  • @blankroomsoup666
    @blankroomsoup666 3 года назад +2997

    Who in their right mind leaves their feet uncovered, hanging off the bed, while asleep!?

    • @waywardwritersinn1273
      @waywardwritersinn1273 3 года назад +84

      Underrated comment!!

    • @sassyinscrubs5206
      @sassyinscrubs5206 3 года назад +110

      I do

    • @blankroomsoup666
      @blankroomsoup666 3 года назад +156

      @@sassyinscrubs5206 but but... what if a demon grabs your foot from under the bed?!

    • @van5395
      @van5395 3 года назад +50

      I don't sleep with sheets but feet are within the boundaries of my bed lol

    • @NanaSevers
      @NanaSevers 3 года назад +108

      Tall people. My dad was 6’3” and always slept with his feet hanging off the end. When they finally got a king sized bed, he couldn’t get comfortable until he scooched down and hung his feet off the end.

  • @Dndw.g
    @Dndw.g 4 месяца назад +17

    Honestly, at one point in our lifetime we need an interview with bill on whatever platform to see how he is mentally knowing there’s a demon inside, it could be an interesting story

  • @christinas2035
    @christinas2035 5 месяцев назад +13

    WHY did i listen to this at midnight? I've had some dumb ideas, but this takes the cake.

  • @scottwilcox1964
    @scottwilcox1964 2 года назад +1170

    Demon crawls out from under his bed, and walks toward him until they are face to face…..demon then says…
    “We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

    • @Kc-dq7zj
      @Kc-dq7zj 2 года назад +5

      😆😆😆

    • @adamsmith1813
      @adamsmith1813 2 года назад +10

      I'm surprised this doesn't have thousands of likes.

    • @totalreactivity8234
      @totalreactivity8234 2 года назад +38

      "Do you know the way to Bells Canyon?"

    • @rileyguy7168
      @rileyguy7168 2 года назад +4

      @@adamsmith1813 cause the one with thousands of likes is on the bigfoot video 😖

    • @alexnguyen1284
      @alexnguyen1284 2 года назад +8

      I'd be like "I thought my car doesnt have an extended warranty. Please, tell me more, I'd like to save money."

  • @calebwirkkala1210
    @calebwirkkala1210 2 года назад +476

    Demon crawls up next to his face and whispers “I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

  • @Milkman4279
    @Milkman4279 3 месяца назад +9

    Putting your covers over your head is like a paranormal Faraday Box.

  • @omigomez756
    @omigomez756 3 месяца назад +6

    This story actually scared the shit out of me.

  • @josecoronel7938
    @josecoronel7938 3 года назад +2719

    Demon after living with bill for years: “hey bill, we ran out of milk”

    • @glengerod6116
      @glengerod6116 3 года назад +215

      18 years later - yo bud, pass me a brewski. What's on netflix tonight? The Exorcist? Sweeeet!

    • @kiradenardis9894
      @kiradenardis9894 3 года назад +76

      🤣 these comments make me think of Venom

    • @sandyjohnson3030
      @sandyjohnson3030 3 года назад +16

      LOL

    • @Jv-mj6vu
      @Jv-mj6vu 3 года назад +10

      Ha ha ha that’s so funny 😂

    • @gulumhazer
      @gulumhazer 3 года назад +4

      😂

  • @brantleyhester6641
    @brantleyhester6641 2 года назад +921

    Bill is legendary. He refused to give up his house to a demon. Now they're just room mates. Hope the demon helps with the power, utilities or at least groceries

  • @----Moon----
    @----Moon---- 7 месяцев назад +15

    That damn demon better start paying rent

    • @spongebobubu
      @spongebobubu Месяц назад +2

      And better be doing house chores

  • @zacharyswider3990
    @zacharyswider3990 6 месяцев назад +16

    Hey, you do a really great job John. I really enjoy listening to your stories, you are an excellent teller.
    Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

  • @johnnieblack660
    @johnnieblack660 2 года назад +415

    U shouldnt mock Bill. Even small children know that pulling ur sheets over your head makes u resistant to ghosts, bullets, knives, bombs and fire. 💯

  • @jax1222
    @jax1222 2 года назад +839

    Of all the unbelievable parts of the story, I CANNOT believe he was able to call his internet's customer service at 3am.

    • @rayzaramosbetancourt7719
      @rayzaramosbetancourt7719 Год назад +14

      same 😂

    • @yeshuaislord6880
      @yeshuaislord6880 Год назад +13

      Night shifts but yeah it's still impressive haha

    • @shirleyreese9328
      @shirleyreese9328 Год назад +9

      It probably was Comcast. They use to be open like that.

    • @e3mel5eer83
      @e3mel5eer83 Год назад +34

      I once woke up to hands chocking me, physical hands, did not know what to do. I kept saying jesus, and the third time I said Jesus the hands let go of my throat. These things happen and demons exist..

    • @morganm4845
      @morganm4845 Год назад +4

      🤣

  • @trinitycrecy1663
    @trinitycrecy1663 5 месяцев назад +6

    Bill was so strong heartedly. Round of applause.
    #Big op Mr Ballen

  • @becomingungovernable
    @becomingungovernable 7 месяцев назад +4

    This popped up in my feed this morning. Its amazing watching proto-Mr Ballen from back innthe day and seeing how far youve come. Its a contrast thats worth highlighting for new youtubers.

  • @charleywaynehinkle6358
    @charleywaynehinkle6358 3 года назад +888

    I’m most blown away that customer service called him back

  • @salmorales6927
    @salmorales6927 3 года назад +1089

    Why did I feel sadness when he said "He got his microwave dinner"?

    • @KeroKing_
      @KeroKing_ 3 года назад +84

      Its cause u can relate

    • @salmorales6927
      @salmorales6927 3 года назад +25

      @@KeroKing_ Funny Guy

    • @dannonkelly795
      @dannonkelly795 3 года назад +112

      Probably because its kind of shows how alone he is

    • @ricodellagrotta171
      @ricodellagrotta171 3 года назад +10

      @@salmorales6927 it was kinda funny

    • @salmorales6927
      @salmorales6927 3 года назад +19

      @@ricodellagrotta171 Lol Yeah it was man. Can't get mad at a good joke

  • @dungeonrat
    @dungeonrat 4 месяца назад +5

    You're getting very good. Your story actually made my skin crawl; goose bumps and everything. Great story.

  • @TechMage299
    @TechMage299 8 месяцев назад +6

    Once me and a coworker asked one a carpool about their 3rd, we didnt see him in the morning. But we saw a head of a person in the back seat so we assumed he's here. Later during our lunch we asked where he is and apparently he was never here. My coworker is a witness, we both saw a 3rd person on their carpool even though only 2 of them arrived that day

  • @ramsdinho
    @ramsdinho 2 года назад +605

    Demon to bill after living together for 18 yrs
    "So where's this going?"

    • @silvsevie
      @silvsevie 2 года назад +51

      Nose to nose booping and then some growling, that is straight up flirting, awkward flirting but flirting.

    • @starweaverstyle
      @starweaverstyle 2 года назад +34

      They're going to Belle's Canyon

    • @mercator79
      @mercator79 2 года назад +27

      Common Law Demon

    • @luker6766
      @luker6766 2 года назад +31

      “What are we?”

    • @Morinhetar
      @Morinhetar 2 года назад +15

      And thats when Bill finally run away from the house...

  • @dm3045
    @dm3045 3 года назад +658

    "Omfg something scary is happening." *calls little brother to come over as a sacrifice*

    • @pennysquires5310
      @pennysquires5310 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴

    • @MrTheanimekiller
      @MrTheanimekiller 3 года назад

      Omfg did you know no one cares :p

    • @dm3045
      @dm3045 3 года назад +22

      @@MrTheanimekiller Clearly you did enough to take time out of your day to comment something as stupid as that.

    • @ronnielacher
      @ronnielacher 3 года назад +2

      @@MrTheanimekiller Clearly you do if you commented

    • @roylee2322
      @roylee2322 3 года назад +4

      Hahahaha! I'm a little brother and would definitely call my big bro as sacrifice lol

  • @alexh7064
    @alexh7064 5 месяцев назад +7

    I wish MrBallen did more stories like this. These are some of my favorite ones but I don't think he's done a true "scary" story like this one in a long time.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 месяца назад +1

      I much prefer these to the true crime stories.

  • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
    @Irish_Georgia_Girl 6 месяцев назад +7

    I can only imagine how envious Mr. Ballen's children's friends are of them for having a father who's such an amazing storyteller! If he can scare the pants off of an adult, think about what it'd be like having your father tell you bedtime stories when you're a child as well as he does! 😱

  • @thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231
    @thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231 3 года назад +5569

    I can't believe I'm listening to another grown man telling me ghost stories, but if I keep watching the news I'm gonna end up in prison.

    • @MrBallen
      @MrBallen  3 года назад +1212

      The world is a scary place

    • @734gman-vs5uf
      @734gman-vs5uf 3 года назад +123

      Even of these are totally made up, theyre more real than our news....

    • @roadsgt97
      @roadsgt97 3 года назад +259

      Lol cnn couldnt tell a story like this

    • @soyfacejay
      @soyfacejay 3 года назад +32

      @@734gman-vs5uf 💯

    • @raychapman6014
      @raychapman6014 3 года назад +309

      Oh my guy, you do not even know how true what you said can be.
      I feel the exact same way. And will be getting a court date soon because I stood my ground last Friday @ the grocery store.
      Thank you , cause I've had more than enough of this fake election year crap. And rude people everywhere taking advantage.

  • @forzenknight6940
    @forzenknight6940 2 года назад +548

    At that point 18 years is enough to be used to it.
    Bill: yawns*
    Demon: grunts in his face*
    Bill: good morning to you to

    • @bumblebeeman2103
      @bumblebeeman2103 2 года назад +8

      Shit I hope so

    • @TheMrChipmyster
      @TheMrChipmyster 2 года назад +37

      From what I understand, demons latch on to people, not places. I don’t think it would have mattered if he did move.

    • @dianefarley37
      @dianefarley37 2 года назад +12

      @@TheMrChipmyster it would not. God alone drives demons away from us.

    • @ljrmorgan767
      @ljrmorgan767 2 года назад +24

      After 18yrs that’s a very long-term relationship!

    • @Jacobo235
      @Jacobo235 2 года назад +15

      @@ljrmorgan767 So you mean ... that he just got a substitute for his wife?

  • @KaraleeX
    @KaraleeX 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is horrifying, can't believe he's just put up with it for 18 years. Bugger putting up with a demon for that long.

  • @mikeali333
    @mikeali333 7 месяцев назад +3

    The part with the black figure emerging from the foot of the bed. I've experienced the same thing when i was a kid, except it disguised itself first as my grandparents living thousands of miles away

  • @raezor82
    @raezor82 2 года назад +1089

    At this point, they’re just like
    “Hey Ron.”
    “Hey Billy.”

    • @molonlabe7590
      @molonlabe7590 2 года назад +32

      I haven't watched the video yet, but by your comment, I'm guessing someone fell through the ceiling? Lol... greatest commandment ever by the way

    • @twitchgemini5819
      @twitchgemini5819 2 года назад +23

      "that hurt"

    • @wisforwinner
      @wisforwinner 2 года назад +7

      @@molonlabe7590 i can sense your disappointment

    • @molonlabe7590
      @molonlabe7590 2 года назад

      @@wisforwinner not at all. I love this guy's channel. His story telling abilities are amazing

    • @wisforwinner
      @wisforwinner 2 года назад +6

      @@molonlabe7590 he is a really good youtuber. actually, just a few hours ago i sent him a DM on instagram and he actually replied 😅

  • @SJustice
    @SJustice 2 года назад +1800

    After 18 years, that's not a haunting, that's cohabitating!
    Bill still gets phone calls from the demon, but now they're like
    Demon: "What time are you coming home from work? I've made a lasagna!"

    • @WhitneyDerricott
      @WhitneyDerricott 2 года назад +40

      😂

    • @angeldeath4002
      @angeldeath4002 2 года назад +68

      that's funny shit. I love lasagna.

    • @Carandini
      @Carandini 2 года назад +9

      Uh, hello? It's a demon. Obviously the dirty mofo is making pizza... with pineapples on it.

    • @stevelippert364
      @stevelippert364 2 года назад +14

      Brilliant!

    • @somesweetguy
      @somesweetguy 2 года назад +52

      Some men get all the luck; I wish I could find me a nice demon. I'll probably be alone the rest of my life, ya know? What were we talking about again?

  • @cjbbrooks1543
    @cjbbrooks1543 7 месяцев назад +3

    Need Mr Ballen around the campfire at night telling these stories.

  • @Floridaballer
    @Floridaballer 3 месяца назад +1

    Great story Mr B. you also told it in a clear grammar and in an interesting way like always. Captivating.

  • @jenn2839
    @jenn2839 2 года назад +376

    "Bill was relieved he wasn't losing his mind. Or, if he was, at least other people were too"
    Lmao

    • @gemmag.2988
      @gemmag.2988 2 года назад +3

      Poor man!

    • @LosRikos
      @LosRikos 2 года назад +2

      Bill: "Bobby my boy, take these sseroquel. Really tell me what happens."
      Bob: drooling
      Bill: *writes "patient is stable but barely reacts to stimuli"*
      Bob: Angry Drool.
      Bill: Noted.

  • @Triax1211
    @Triax1211 3 года назад +2530

    I never knew how much I needed the strange, dark and mysterious delivered in story format until I found this gem of a channel. Thanks man.

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 3 года назад +12

      👻👻👻👀💀💀💀😭😭😭😳😳😳

    • @sukhman8782
      @sukhman8782 3 года назад +18

      Words of wisdom bro…. Words OF WISDOM

    • @nancyhatcher1083
      @nancyhatcher1083 3 года назад +18

      Me too!! Mr. Ballen has a wonderful story telling voice and manner. I try to save several videos to watch and listen to when I'm crafting. Makes the tedious parts go faster.

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @sexualchocolate6945
      @sexualchocolate6945 3 года назад +7

      Dude I watched this guy waiting for the video to start puffing on a cart 😳 and was mesmerized 😆

  • @ChefClary60
    @ChefClary60 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve talked to Bill many times. Very credible.

  • @jerri5884
    @jerri5884 2 месяца назад +3

    There are 3 other podcasters showing this story with the NASA guy included in the title, but I went with Mr Ballen 😊 YUP!

  • @sierrae.1562
    @sierrae.1562 3 года назад +657

    “Bob, just go into this closet and shut off all the light.”
    “Alright.”
    Man we be trusting our siblings *wayyy* too much.

    • @stylishpain8841
      @stylishpain8841 3 года назад +10

      Ha! Said same damn thing

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 3 года назад +5

      I would never

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 3 года назад +35

      My sister did something similar to me in our teens. Cold winter night, she woke me by banging on the wall and shouting to me. So I grumbled back at her. Then she says "Come here" My reply, from my cosy bed, was "It's 3 in the morning! What do you want?" "Come here, COME HERE NOW.!" So I stumble along the landing, open her door and she sits up and asks me if there's a monster outside her door. Can't remember exactly what my response was, but it was pretty rude.
      Cheers sis, for offering me up to your dream monster.

    • @tierradeas5606
      @tierradeas5606 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @christhomas259
      @christhomas259 3 года назад +1

      Haaaaaa

  • @cia2667
    @cia2667 3 года назад +406

    We're staying the fuck out of this.

    • @jefferywiser415
      @jefferywiser415 3 года назад +37

      Everyone knows you are just planting agents with invisibility cloak on in this guy's house. Just like you put microphones in my nieghbors shower. He told me himself!

    • @enochkilo5320
      @enochkilo5320 3 года назад +20

      Tell me where tupac is!?

    • @cia2667
      @cia2667 3 года назад +21

      @@enochkilo5320 $2k and we got a deal.

    • @Vaille32
      @Vaille32 3 года назад +25

      My solution to any problem: more guns.

    • @cia2667
      @cia2667 3 года назад +13

      @@jefferywiser415 we're not harry potter.

  • @peterfitzgerald790
    @peterfitzgerald790 8 месяцев назад +4

    Bill is a mighty warrior for staying in that house

  • @Charmane16
    @Charmane16 7 месяцев назад +3

    You jump scared me so bad with the image in the middle.

  • @socalfritos9452
    @socalfritos9452 2 года назад +254

    It's funny to watch Mr. Ballen act out scenes because his SEAL comes out every time. Like the way he holds the imaginary flashlight and "clearing the closet" lol

    • @Kingof831
      @Kingof831 2 года назад +13

      Yea exactly. I like the way he pretends to aim down the sights of his weapon on his other videos

  • @tipsing6421
    @tipsing6421 2 года назад +1945

    Do you ever think that some kids aren't lying when they say there is something under their bed? Like legitimately how many kids have genuinely dealt with the paranormal and the parents neglected to find it. This is hitting on a whole new level for me.

    • @MadMax-dp2bb
      @MadMax-dp2bb 2 года назад +360

      When I was a kid I used to tell my mom there was a ghost in my room and she never believed me. She would send me to bed with the bible and tell me to pray so I did and it never worked. (I was baptized and completely believed in God at the time. Some of you keep coming in and assuming I wasnt because it did not work. 🙄) One night my mom was folding laundry in the hallway. The door to my bedroom was cracked and she could see in. I was trying to sleep when my blanket lifted off of me like someone was pinching it in the middle. It floated for a minute and then was thrown across the room. My mom says she still remembers my little face when I looked at her and said "do you believe me now?" I know its the internet and people say shit all the time but this really happened. My mom still brings it up occasionally.

    • @joshuaboguson7770
      @joshuaboguson7770 2 года назад +190

      My cousins daughter yelled out to her mum in the car to ask if she could play with the other kids playing in the cemetery.
      There was no one there aha.
      I beleive kids do have an innate sense of the invisible worlds and modern society snuffs it out

    • @walkingdude8779
      @walkingdude8779 2 года назад +114

      I had those scared moments as a kid. My parents always didn’t care and act bothered by my fear. As a parent, I respected my children's fear and treated like actual fear. They grew up great. Still nothing under their bed but they always knew whatever the feared/needed, I would treat it as important.

    • @CBAokay
      @CBAokay 2 года назад +48

      @@joshuaboguson7770 countries, corporations, whoever's pulling the strings would see no monetary benefit or any benefit for that matter if they agreed paranormal/afterlife/shadow realm was real. Majority of the population would go crazy. Apocalypse would ensue no doubt. It's safer for the living to focus on the living things around them and the (main?) realm they inhabit

    • @proudmilitarybrat8984
      @proudmilitarybrat8984 2 года назад +134

      When I was 13 we moved into a new place. I almost immediately started seeing an old lady. She would kiss my forehead while I was sleeping, tuck me in, hum, etc... She was very grandmotherly. I kept telling my parents and they would tell me it was my imagination. I'm 45 and my mom just told me last year it was the old lady who died in the house they bought it from.

  • @Nancism
    @Nancism 5 месяцев назад +10

    If he'd only called on Jesus 😌

  • @AC-Ninja
    @AC-Ninja 6 месяцев назад +8

    "The worst" seems like an understatement.. I remember seeing this story on one of those many ghost story shows on Tv and it's so frightening.. Hope he's doing OK

  • @bitterblossom19
    @bitterblossom19 3 года назад +2445

    MrBallen's vids are fun to binge watch because he doesn't tell the story with a strange, creepy accent and overly dramatic tone. The way he delivers the stories makes it feel like you're listening to a friend over a campfire and beer.

    • @beautifullybroken4888
      @beautifullybroken4888 3 года назад +70

      Said well, and I see your creepy campfire and raise you another beer. Cheers to you and Mr. Ballen. Put another log on the fire!

    • @jenniferbueller2302
      @jenniferbueller2302 3 года назад +41

      Yes! So true. He would make an excellent history teacher.

    • @timovesterinen3611
      @timovesterinen3611 3 года назад +20

      Yes, he sounds so normal without trying to make impression

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 2 года назад +23

      I take it you're talking about Chills? Yeah I can't watch any of his videos anymore, too annoying.

    • @devillesh6593
      @devillesh6593 2 года назад +3

      Pretty sure I've binged all his videos in tge last 2 weeks. Not the shorts though.

  • @davegarza1130
    @davegarza1130 3 года назад +851

    18 years later. Demon: Good morning Bill. Bill: Good morning. Demon: Get a good night's rest?

    • @123spb
      @123spb 3 года назад +60

      Bill: gives a blank stare to the demon
      Demon: gives a cheeky smile 😈

    • @konibirch8523
      @konibirch8523 3 года назад +28

      Demon: Wink plus finger flutterings in Bill's direction*
      Bill: Glares + prods coffee mug into its direction with a pen*

    • @T.A.K.O.T.K.K.K
      @T.A.K.O.T.K.K.K 3 года назад +10

      The demon starts fuc- Oh one sec be right back

    • @queenlady1705
      @queenlady1705 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mark.13.
      @Mark.13. 3 года назад +41

      Legend says they are good friends now and laugh from old times together drinking beer

  • @Lafirin
    @Lafirin 6 месяцев назад +1

    Unbelievably scary story. Loved it.

  • @Shannon71172
    @Shannon71172 Месяц назад

    This was the BEST spirit/ghost story you’ve Ever told, and watched Many of your videos…….🙏🏼❤️

  • @Raziel555666
    @Raziel555666 2 года назад +420

    "He calls his internet provider and they tell him yep your internet is out"
    Man that was a scary story!
    What the hell there's still 25 minutes left?

    • @kalebh8634
      @kalebh8634 2 года назад +8

      I thought it was over too

    • @kkrriissy
      @kkrriissy 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 2 года назад +2

      😆😅🤣😆

    • @lorrainecolwell4276
      @lorrainecolwell4276 2 года назад +5

      I just love listening to John Ballen.i am addicted to listening to Kohn tell me these stories...hes a magnificent storymanI would just love to meet him.

    • @Stormprobe
      @Stormprobe 2 года назад

      It’s scary in multiple ways

  • @autarko
    @autarko 3 года назад +539

    That lady should be reported to the local council: Illegal demon disposal.

    • @17irod
      @17irod 3 года назад +31

      Well it actually looks like she recycled it.

    • @guccimain89
      @guccimain89 3 года назад +14

      Who you gonna call? :)

    • @lonneke7647
      @lonneke7647 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lonneke7647
      @lonneke7647 3 года назад +4

      @@guccimain89 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrNtlman
      @MrNtlman 3 года назад +13

      Where’s Constantine when you need him lol

  • @ga6257
    @ga6257 7 месяцев назад +3

    The first exorcism was the idea of "double it and give it to the next person "

  • @NickDees96
    @NickDees96 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wtf. I usually am hard person to scare but mate, i was really having goosebumps. Great story teller. I love it.

  • @curiousing
    @curiousing 2 года назад +668

    It never ceases to amaze me how some people experience these things and don't immediately think, "Yo, we need a priest up in here."

    • @LidaLive
      @LidaLive 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣 Well said... exactly my thoughts🙏🏻🙌🏻

    • @eyestoenvy
      @eyestoenvy 2 года назад +3

      PRIDE ....

    • @stephiis8882
      @stephiis8882 2 года назад +9

      Exorcists (at least Catholic exorcists) are classically bad at exorcisms. The problem, they say, is that you need to get the demon out of the possessed vessel quickly. Instead, priests take their time reciting prayers, Bible verses, and splashing holy water at it. This apparently just pisses the demon off and does nothing to rid the vessel of it. My neighbor was an exorcist but he got stripped of his title for loving the ladies of the night too much, and he said that he's only ever rid people of lower level demons. For the real tough guys, you gotta call someone else. Preferably not the Ghostbusters, but someone else who'll do a quick job of it.

    • @Valchrist1313
      @Valchrist1313 2 года назад +20

      Or how it has gone on for 18 years, and he has the address of the place it all started and never went back there or got any investigation in to the owners/occupants...

    • @fernandosandoval4711
      @fernandosandoval4711 2 года назад +18

      Demons are. Real
      just. Unclean. Rebellious. Angels
      enemies of. ALL of us !.!.

  • @lizardking6135
    @lizardking6135 10 месяцев назад +667

    When you really think about it, this one guy has maintained "person who makes it out alive of a horror film" energy for 18+ years. This man must be studied

    • @user-wt3gf5sp6k
      @user-wt3gf5sp6k 6 месяцев назад +25

      Good news: bill actually moved out of the house last year! He now lives with his wife and stepson. He was able to cease the demonic activity in the home and then sold it

    • @seany6395
      @seany6395 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@user-wt3gf5sp6ki guess we will have to hear a new story from the new occupants.

    • @Reaction92
      @Reaction92 5 месяцев назад

      @@user-wt3gf5sp6khow so?

    • @hotel3667
      @hotel3667 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@user-wt3gf5sp6k I heard that it was a certain Mr John Constantin who one night came knocking on his door.
      And that spelled bad news for the demon!

    • @RORRIMMIRROR
      @RORRIMMIRROR 5 месяцев назад +3

      The man must be married!

  • @rfs1653
    @rfs1653 2 месяца назад

    Love you Huda ❤ always listen to your own instincts and her voice I'm loving forward to seeing the new packaging ❤

  • @lindafoxwood78
    @lindafoxwood78 26 дней назад +1

    What a Hero! Not sell his house to not put anyone in danger! 😊😊

  • @martinsentm
    @martinsentm 3 года назад +666

    The people in that house were CLEARLY playing a game of Duck Duck Demon.

  • @ethix1794
    @ethix1794 3 года назад +3447

    everyone gangsta til MrBallen throws the pictures up

    • @eliugonzalez9237
      @eliugonzalez9237 3 года назад +187

      Yo facts! I'm good til I hear sounds and see pictures and I'm just like great now I need to constantly pray xD

    • @madinayusuf2467
      @madinayusuf2467 3 года назад +76

      Yoooo😂😂I really do get scared

    • @lilcargoship6142
      @lilcargoship6142 3 года назад +87

      idk where the hell he gets those pictures but they're spooky

    • @HenrynotEmily
      @HenrynotEmily 3 года назад +96

      That grudge one scared me to the point to where I had to turn my room light on. Worst part is I’m watching this at 12:06 am

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 3 года назад +70

      The thing that creeps me out the most is when he slips the weird whispers into the audio. For a second, I don't realize it's just part of the video.
      Always makes me glance around my house nervously, even after I realize it's just in the video.

  • @blcqbeauty91
    @blcqbeauty91 5 месяцев назад +12

    Simple interaction with Jesus would’ve stopped all this

    • @JohnMarston-sf1vk
      @JohnMarston-sf1vk Месяц назад

      Yeah.. But it's hard to get your hands on a fictional character

    • @brandonrazo8853
      @brandonrazo8853 Месяц назад

      Yeah I hear people say this a lot and it’s clear neither you or they have had an incident like this before. It’s not that easy.

    • @blcqbeauty91
      @blcqbeauty91 Месяц назад +3

      @@brandonrazo8853 how do u know what I’ve been through or what type of interactions I’ve had ?

    • @tannahrichens8157
      @tannahrichens8157 24 дня назад +3

      Exactly.. hope this man find Jesus.

    • @TheSouthernLady777
      @TheSouthernLady777 18 дней назад +1

      Amen to that.

  • @carlosserrano1114
    @carlosserrano1114 2 месяца назад

    Litterally love your story tell it give me chills listening to all your stories keep up the good work!❤

  • @ufonious747
    @ufonious747 2 года назад +631

    “A tall, wide, 6 foot dark shadow rises up with 1 tooth sticking out. Then he comes face to face with Bill and says “You got games on your phone?”...”

    • @uncharted1353
      @uncharted1353 2 года назад +16

      I thought he said “what the dog doin?”

    • @blacktears6679
      @blacktears6679 2 года назад

      Uhh yea cod duhh 🙄

    • @howdy90
      @howdy90 2 года назад +24

      “A tall, wide, 6 foot dark shadow rises up, then comes face to face with Bill and says.. I need about tree fiddy..”

    • @iselfdestrukt7338
      @iselfdestrukt7338 2 года назад +3

      This demon sounds like a edgy teen who Satan has turned him into a demon

    • @Daxas44
      @Daxas44 2 года назад +12

      No he said "Do you know how to get to Belle Canyon" 🤣🤣

  • @tiffanybarbee9316
    @tiffanybarbee9316 3 года назад +197

    Anyone else scroll the comments when it gets too tense? Helps take the edge off a bit....
    (because I'm NOT gonna ever STOP watching this channel !!)....best story teller ever!!

    • @berk.rdsbjvfsgdvfujhsg7821
      @berk.rdsbjvfsgdvfujhsg7821 3 года назад +7

      Actually yes i found this comment by doing that LMAO

    • @beeptone
      @beeptone 3 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @airickm9961
      @airickm9961 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao yes!!

    • @daisiemaetulip10
      @daisiemaetulip10 3 года назад +1

      Yes 😂 I’m doing exactly that now! He’s about to go into the room!

    • @miguellara649
      @miguellara649 3 года назад

      no i shit myself every time its so cool and interesting i cant stop but i only watch these in the day and y did he not just hop in his car and drive it would help alot

  • @levibeaver9861
    @levibeaver9861 3 месяца назад +1

    I like watching your videos after a long day. Good stuff brotha. 👍

  • @panicbuyflax3461
    @panicbuyflax3461 9 дней назад

    “Talk to you soon” sounds exactly like what an internet provider would say😅

  • @DailyBasicG
    @DailyBasicG 2 года назад +235

    That's man is rationalizing his way through a haunting, i like it.

  • @zerocool..
    @zerocool.. 3 года назад +2167

    The scariest part of this story is how he got someone on the phone about his internet connection so fast 👻

  • @kellyslack8113
    @kellyslack8113 6 месяцев назад +1

    MrBallen is the best person to watch while eating dinner.❤

  • @Rlancon83
    @Rlancon83 6 месяцев назад +1

    Great story. I love stuff like this. 👍

  • @GUNSHIPFLEX
    @GUNSHIPFLEX 2 года назад +754

    Bill was a NASA pilot? How’d he fit into the cockpit with those huge fricken balls?!

    • @randalthor6872
      @randalthor6872 2 года назад +13

      He's lying of course. NASA is filled to the brim with creepy, sociopathic occultists and charlatans.

    • @DevadevamJagannatham
      @DevadevamJagannatham 2 года назад +5

      @@randalthor6872 Occultists in NASA? I'm actually curious. For real?

    • @robertwilson8184
      @robertwilson8184 2 года назад +25

      @@randalthor6872 I'm always super interested in unsubstantiated claims.

    • @randalthor6872
      @randalthor6872 2 года назад +4

      @@robertwilson8184 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)

    • @randalthor6872
      @randalthor6872 2 года назад +2

      @@DevadevamJagannatham en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)

  • @apelincoln1616
    @apelincoln1616 2 года назад +444

    Exorcist: " I can get rid of your demon but I'm gonna need someone you don't particularly care about to show up at a precise time. Don't ask any questions"

    • @throwaway2515
      @throwaway2515 2 года назад +26

      if that thing was really haunting you and there was no other way to get rid of it, you can bet most people would do it. just like the ring tape, and the it follows thing.

    • @lonestarbulldogs2625
      @lonestarbulldogs2625 2 года назад +32

      They totally set up Bill

    • @MrDenjok
      @MrDenjok 2 года назад +14

      If you look more into the paranormal which I wouldn't encourage .
      It goes like this.
      Demons are fallen angels that got cast out from gods realm, now they are traveling the earth to find a host .
      Once they find one depending on the demon , they will expose themselves somehow .
      Per the Bible, If you cast one out , they will try to come back or look for another host .
      I would assume that there are other rituals that make a deal with the demon to switch hosts .
      I personally never had paranormal experiences ,but know quiet a few ppl (normal casual ppl, not into the occult) that had crazy experiences , so I believe there is some crazy stuff out there that we can't explain

    • @ragusascension146
      @ragusascension146 2 года назад +7

      Bill got bent over the barrel by a nun that does dominatrix

    • @shaggydoggs
      @shaggydoggs 2 года назад +1

      @K Ker no he can’t, you know why? Because Bill is not real this is a made up story

  • @ramnagull3546
    @ramnagull3546 5 месяцев назад +1

    He is a good person I hope these things end for him and he can live a happy secure life.

  • @tylerplaysgames8180
    @tylerplaysgames8180 2 месяца назад +1

    18+ years??!!
    “Ah shit I forgot the light again, hey hey demon you got that for me?”
    “Yeah man what we watchin?”

  • @joryskidmore7041
    @joryskidmore7041 3 года назад +358

    I would've contacted the people I did the house call for once I connected the dots on the exorcisms.
    Tell that lady to come get her demons back.

    • @Viedrcia
      @Viedrcia 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @louannelewis7264
      @louannelewis7264 2 года назад +18

      I agree come get it and take it home with you.

    • @YourGrace_06
      @YourGrace_06 2 года назад +8

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @spy6205
      @spy6205 2 года назад +26

      He knows where she lives. He could’ve contacted an exorcist to perform an exorcism on her front lawn if she won’t let him inside to talk to her. If she complains, just tell her “hey lady, you invited your friends to me. I hosted them for a while but party’s over. Now I’m sending them back to you - fairs fair, sucks to suck.”

    • @elleofmusic
      @elleofmusic 2 года назад +41

      Absolutely. Like goddamn, she AT LEAST could've gotten someone evil to stick it on, like a politician, or a televangelist.

  • @jennharrison5579
    @jennharrison5579 3 года назад +888

    Guys bed has a seizure and he looks for rational reason. A cup falls over in my house and I go instantly to ghost.

    • @abdulsmith9298
      @abdulsmith9298 3 года назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣 you feel me lol CRITICAL lol

    • @ValkyrieStorm333
      @ValkyrieStorm333 3 года назад +8

      Me too. Too much experience with paranormal

    • @robynleighs
      @robynleighs 3 года назад +13

      Same. Bwahaha! I see a damn shadow and immediately think poltergeist. I live close to this house and I obviously HAVE to go investigate this for myself.

    • @abdulsmith9298
      @abdulsmith9298 3 года назад

      @@robynleighs you feel me lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robynleighs
      @robynleighs 3 года назад +5

      @@abdulsmith9298 I absolutely do! If you're ever in Dallas, we'll have to put together a exploration trip to Bill's house.

  • @DunkinCrew
    @DunkinCrew 26 дней назад

    This one is absolutely terrifying. Nearly closed the video entirely around 5-8 times, but it was so interesting, I had to keep listening.
    And I would rather die than stay in that situation.

  • @RushStriker9
    @RushStriker9 4 месяца назад +1

    This one really creeped me out, honestly i dont know why but i got chills

  • @buddyromero87
    @buddyromero87 2 года назад +340

    That poor guy - “ eating his microwave dinner”

    • @jeremys3951
      @jeremys3951 2 года назад +11

      Most likely single

    • @cheapskatepanic
      @cheapskatepanic 2 года назад +18

      Could have been Zatarans blackened chicken Alfredo. I got a full house over here and I'll eat that $hit all day!

    • @buddyromero87
      @buddyromero87 2 года назад +2

      @@cheapskatepanic 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽

    • @lulabell79_31
      @lulabell79_31 2 года назад +6

      Of all people who didn't deserve this shit! As if microwave dinners weren't punishment enough!

    • @EightDazed
      @EightDazed 2 года назад +2

      Such loneliness in a simple meal

  • @JP-rn5ob
    @JP-rn5ob Год назад +1459

    It's 10:45 PM , pitch black, almost completely silent right now, and I'm out camping in the woods with only one other person. For some reason we decided it was a good time to watch over an hour of MrBallen's videos 😅 I'm starting to have some regrets.

  • @ddshug2890
    @ddshug2890 22 дня назад +1

    I actually seen a little man in the woods once , he couldn't have been more than 3 inches tall, he had a walking stick and a suitcase, when he saw me he darted off the trail and i lost sight of him.

  • @Shadow_2135
    @Shadow_2135 3 месяца назад +1

    Yo Mr. Ballen.. I know that I'll sleep tonight with the lights on but for the awesomeness of your storytelling I'll sacrifice my sleep tonight even tho I've been awake for more than 24 hrs.