A sweetheart like me does not belong in prison. I'm leaving.

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @JoeBiten-cq9ss
    @JoeBiten-cq9ss 2 месяца назад +2676

    Michael phones lawyer watching him talk his way from 28 days in jail to a death sentence 😳

    • @SN-of5tu
      @SN-of5tu 2 месяца назад +215

      death row speed run. michael phone's lawyer isn't even disappointed, he's impressed

    • @Laserfish17
      @Laserfish17 2 месяца назад +5

      Micheal* XD

    • @pierceswan87
      @pierceswan87 Месяц назад

      @@Laserfish17do you have brain damage?

  • @seasobIue
    @seasobIue 2 месяца назад +3282

    Going to prison for faking orgasms is crazy

    • @NanaNaima1
      @NanaNaima1 2 месяца назад

      like 90 percent of the world's sexually active women would be jailed

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 месяца назад +406

      does this imply he's a bottom

    • @TheUsertoUseThemAll
      @TheUsertoUseThemAll 2 месяца назад +232

      The judge never let it go.

    • @okaydookay8556
      @okaydookay8556 2 месяца назад +134

      Yeah but sometimes me and her are just going for SOOOOO long like so long like hours and it just has to end

    • @Sophiaghazali970
      @Sophiaghazali970 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@pillgrimm oh no

  • @sadcena
    @sadcena 2 месяца назад +1273

    Having Micheal Phone get the death penalty for grabbing a cigarette, followed by Micheal Myers slipping on a hot dog and dying in a short amount of time is the funniest sequence of events I've ever seen in a Charborg stream.

    • @The1FishFry
      @The1FishFry 2 месяца назад +37

      Legit the most chaotic series of events I've ever watched lmaooo

  • @hennifen8420
    @hennifen8420 2 месяца назад +1060

    The way the camera pans around him at 0:56 combined with charborg saying "Possession of what?" is golden

    • @Rymdpandan
      @Rymdpandan 2 месяца назад +72

      With that face they probably thought he was possessed.

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 2 месяца назад +61

      "Possession of what?"
      * Slowly reveals gun *

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 2 месяца назад +1904

    This game feels like something the main character of a 2000s comedy movie would be playing in the background of a scene

    • @casualtr4sh
      @casualtr4sh 2 месяца назад +110

      What if I told you this same guy made game where you play as a lost disciple of Jesus

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 месяца назад +73

      @@casualtr4sh And it runs on the exact same wrestling game engine as this one, but with a weird magic(miracles) system.
      Mdickie is a treasure

    • @acidolite
      @acidolite 2 месяца назад +7

      Or an old smosh video lol

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 2 месяца назад +8

      This is the type of comment you see in literally any video regarding MDickie's games, so i suppose it's the common perception

    • @theperfectbotsteve4916
      @theperfectbotsteve4916 2 месяца назад +1

      Him being named Mdickie also sounds like it's from 2000

  • @Hris.K
    @Hris.K 2 месяца назад +610

    10:40 the cut from the gaurds jumping him to the courtroom is really funny

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 2 месяца назад +26

      I don’t know why I find this to be so damn funny.

    • @AshTronaut99
      @AshTronaut99 2 месяца назад +15

      Same thing at 6:10

    • @Santiagogomas
      @Santiagogomas 2 месяца назад +6

      And the officer exploding in the background.

  • @hamburger_eatspie
    @hamburger_eatspie 2 месяца назад +183

    14:36 Micheal Myers: slipped on a hotdog and died. May he rest in peace 🕊️

  • @blakeschannel512
    @blakeschannel512 2 месяца назад +209

    every character from charborg lives a miserable horrid life. gets the harshest treatment then becomes a laughingstock.

  • @Doofus45
    @Doofus45 2 месяца назад +420

    charborg’s character is a really accurate portrayal of charborg’s character

    • @Rowanthecartoon
      @Rowanthecartoon 2 месяца назад +3

      Not like the previous one. Which was not so much.

    • @deadaccount03791
      @deadaccount03791 2 месяца назад +1

      i pooped to this comment

  • @Czar_Moss
    @Czar_Moss 2 месяца назад +474

    11:00 the world this prison is in is a hellhole - sentence for faking orgasms and ends up getting his arm removed

  • @SmellenBellen
    @SmellenBellen 2 месяца назад +69

    20:22 “I pushed him as hard as he pushed me” and one is covered in cuts and missing an arm while the other is perfectly fine

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 2 месяца назад +1

      He put that man in a self defence situation, it had to be done.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 месяца назад +1

      Society:,Boys will be boys!
      Meanwhile the same people: You disagreed with me! That’s assault!

  • @Hris.K
    @Hris.K 2 месяца назад +380

    Michael Phone: death sentence
    Michael Myres: slipped on a hotdog
    David Jones: to be continued?

    • @audunms4780
      @audunms4780 2 месяца назад +15

      Dargvid jargnes

    • @jackdaturtle4696
      @jackdaturtle4696 2 месяца назад +14

      well... let's just say david jones' story has already ended...

    • @Hris.K
      @Hris.K 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jackdaturtle4696 oh I just watched the vod. Womp womp

  • @keebwee
    @keebwee 2 месяца назад +142

    9:43 my god this doctor is the scariest doctor ever. he's eating an apple but he's still there... my god .... must be the steroids

  • @hennifen8420
    @hennifen8420 2 месяца назад +292

    this might be the fastest I've ever seen a charborg stream turn into a video, he definitely locked in for this one

    • @childmanmanreal
      @childmanmanreal 2 месяца назад +5

      That’s what I’m saying!!

    • @ZelenskyPlane
      @ZelenskyPlane 2 месяца назад +6

      Ofc, it’s an MDickie game! Guaranteed million views.

    • @CIBeF
      @CIBeF 2 месяца назад

      long live MDickie

  • @1999worldjacob
    @1999worldjacob 2 месяца назад +242

    Unable to pay for your arm amputation because you spent it all on steroids was not on my bingo card

  • @papaduck5251
    @papaduck5251 2 месяца назад +134

    michael phone is probably the silliest variant of judge holden out there. everything that happens without his knowledge does happen without his consent. and brother, does he know nothing

    • @Definietlynotarobot
      @Definietlynotarobot Месяц назад +1

      there's no knowledge in a world that didn't consent to exist.

    • @tiddyboi
      @tiddyboi 16 дней назад

      he is dancing, dancing. he says he will never die.

  • @Solus_16
    @Solus_16 2 месяца назад +283

    He got attacked by a flamethrower wielding cop for accidentally breaking a window, that’s insane 4:00

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 2 месяца назад +59

      Honestly, I'm not surprised. I mean, my man looks like a freaking skinwalker

  • @chowmeiin
    @chowmeiin 2 месяца назад +159

    0:57 Possession of what? **holding a gun**

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye Месяц назад +13

    At first I was horrified by Michael Phone’s appearance, but he was truly the most gentle soul in a world of monsters and psychos. He did a few small infractions, got pummeled by a bunch of guards, had his arm chopped off for literally no reason other than spite, and to top it off, he tried to escape his hellish existence through a simple cigarette he found and that was enough to give him the death penalty…
    He may have smiled bigly, but it hid the pain that he suffered through for those agonizing days…

  • @TheTrashyboi
    @TheTrashyboi 2 месяца назад +98

    *picks up cigarette for 2.5 seconds*
    Every cop: Madness combat time

  • @Mae_Renneburg
    @Mae_Renneburg 2 месяца назад +112

    11:24 and then he fell into a coma and woke up in greece several years later. it really was a metal gear solid: the phantom pain

  • @someguyontheinternet604
    @someguyontheinternet604 2 месяца назад +101

    20:37 Let me get this straight: you get a verbal warning for hurting someone with a vehicle to the point of them losing a limb, meanwhile if you disobey orders from an officer you lose an arm?

    • @Rivər
      @Rivər 2 месяца назад +24

      Don't forget that you get the death penalty for smoking XD

    • @someguyontheinternet604
      @someguyontheinternet604 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Rivər You know, this game makes me realize we take our justice system for granted lol

  • @Night_Liter
    @Night_Liter 2 месяца назад +76

    10:13 Yo, Doctor Dash is the coolest mf around.
    He gave you a buncha steroids, reprimanded you for smoking, and then stole your cigarette, smoked it in front of you, and just dipped.
    Cold as ice

    • @Sweetiebombsvids
      @Sweetiebombsvids 2 месяца назад +26

      He knew possessing a cigarette was punishable by death, he was trying to save him 😔

    • @Night_Liter
      @Night_Liter 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Sweetiebombsvids He's also a hero. What a guy. Doctor Dash is an icon

  • @PinnePon
    @PinnePon 2 месяца назад +53

    11:06 no way they fear and hungered him 😭😭

  • @seefzi
    @seefzi 2 месяца назад +52

    I don't know what I expect from Mdickie games but it certainly isn't being sentenced to arm amputation

  • @JebSvS
    @JebSvS 2 месяца назад +27

    I love that his pirate voice is just adding '-arr' to the end of some words

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama 2 месяца назад +10

    Micheal Phone faking an orgasm was a domino effect that lead to getting his arm cut off to getting executed.

  • @bobguy5148
    @bobguy5148 2 месяца назад +36

    14:35 bro slipped on a hotdog and died

  • @KevysNotHeavy
    @KevysNotHeavy 2 месяца назад +19

    14:34 I think that's the first time I ever saw someone die by tripping over a hotdog

  • @bellav2114
    @bellav2114 2 месяца назад +9

    12:25 getting the death sentence for carrying a cigarette around in prison is absolutely crazy diabolical work

  • @altyyeahman9521
    @altyyeahman9521 2 месяца назад +56

    I don’t need to watch anything to know this pure hearted individual couldn’t even hurt a fly 😢❤

    • @AnKangaru6005
      @AnKangaru6005 2 месяца назад +12

      He's got such a sweet n kind aura about him with those beady eyes, thin lips, predatory teeth, and bloodied gums😊. Truly a tragic loss

  • @Soja_06
    @Soja_06 2 месяца назад +26

    The lore expands gentleman, It's all connected in a same world. Every single character made by Charborg in a MDickie game are living on a same reality AND MARK MY WORDS.
    One day they will all commit a massive crime together.

  • @ElijahsOpium
    @ElijahsOpium 2 месяца назад +25

    The fact that he spent so much money on steroids, just for an arm to be sentenced to being chopped off is such irony & poetic. 😂😂😂

  • @Sopjies
    @Sopjies 2 месяца назад +33

    i don't even think escaping is worth it in this hell world

    • @idi0tsanswich379
      @idi0tsanswich379 2 месяца назад

      Its so scary in mc dickie worlds it is infinitely safer in jail

  • @Raxarion
    @Raxarion 2 месяца назад +44

    21:29 I didn't knew I needed Stardew Valley music in the background of Charborg beating the crap out of a dude with his horse

  • @Trebii05
    @Trebii05 Месяц назад +5

    17:59 The fact David Jones kills the same officer that sentenced Micheal Phone to death is... Poetic

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 2 месяца назад +25

    I like how David Jones got arrested for being a Porch Pirate

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 2 месяца назад +11

    Going to prison and getting sentenced to having your arm cut off and then it's suddenly gone and you walk outside and see the joker is like a sequence of events that would happen in a dream.

  • @gawf99
    @gawf99 2 месяца назад +9

    Rest in peace Michael Myers. We barely knew ye. Your life was cut short by slipping on a hotdog.

  • @Big_Goofball
    @Big_Goofball 2 месяца назад +289

    LET MY BOY MICHEAL PHONE GO HE AINT DO NOTHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @victorfox2972
      @victorfox2972 2 месяца назад

      But he faked all the orgasms!

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 2 месяца назад +39

      faking orgasms is serious dude…

    • @bread496
      @bread496 2 месяца назад

      He faked orgasms

  • @grumbotron4597
    @grumbotron4597 2 месяца назад +7

    The hard cut edits of Michael being cut off mid sentence to appearing in court made me laugh every time.
    Also the Phantom Pain Music when he had his arm cut off for insubordination hit me like a truck.

  • @zaponator
    @zaponator 2 месяца назад +13

    16:33 Holy shit that was weirdly cinematic.

  • @Ocular_Patdown.-.
    @Ocular_Patdown.-. 9 дней назад +1

    Officer Monaco? As in Vince Monaco, owner of All American Wrestling? THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE FOR REVENGE

  • @realdragao6367
    @realdragao6367 2 месяца назад +17

    Charborg playing Mdickie games is the best thing that ever occured to me.

  • @Traveler_202
    @Traveler_202 2 месяца назад +12

    This is almost exactly what happens in Joker 2

  • @chancef3000
    @chancef3000 2 месяца назад +68

    I'm almost convinced that Charborg is filming these from an Asylum.

    • @FinnMøller-d3x
      @FinnMøller-d3x 2 месяца назад +2

      im almost convinced that little kids like you always ruin the fun saying stuff like that

    • @chancef3000
      @chancef3000 2 месяца назад +15

      @@FinnMøller-d3x Did this joke deserve that response? I love Charborgs videos!

    • @TacticalClay
      @TacticalClay 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@FinnMøller-d3xyou are the one who always ruin the fun saying stuff like that

    • @averagetwink.
      @averagetwink. 2 месяца назад +7

      @@FinnMøller-d3xI fear you just didn’t understand the joke

    • @keztannis6848
      @keztannis6848 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@FinnMøller-d3xIt ain't that deep lil bro enough with the projecting.

  • @ik0la
    @ik0la 2 месяца назад +4

    michael phone might be the most horrid creation birthed from the darkest recesses of chars brain

  • @mxsxnslxy
    @mxsxnslxy 2 месяца назад +41

    So Glad We Got 6 Seconds Of Extra Micheal Phone Lore

  • @somekiwi7779
    @somekiwi7779 Месяц назад +2

    3:57 I started crying when I saw he was holding a FLAMETHROWER 😂😂

  • @logan_wolf
    @logan_wolf 2 месяца назад +6

    22:07 Wow, that phantom limb syndrome be kickin' in strong, for that copper! 😂😂😂

  • @b6risivba874
    @b6risivba874 2 месяца назад +25

    OFFICER MONACO??? AS IN LANCE MONACO???? HES BACK

    • @uh2652
      @uh2652 2 месяца назад +1

      I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR……

    • @tseh4
      @tseh4 2 месяца назад +6

      This is Sean Monaco, his son

    • @charlieg3819
      @charlieg3819 2 месяца назад +4

      It’s his son, lance is actually in jail weirdly enough. Although it makes sense based on the fact that the guy he’s based on may be going to jail soon enough aswell

  • @Satobraze-mw1xv
    @Satobraze-mw1xv 2 месяца назад +16

    You gotta get a couple more playthroughs of this in.

    • @jamesrichards2720
      @jamesrichards2720 2 месяца назад +2

      His dickie games videos are some of my most favorite from him. I still think the wrestling one is the best, but this game is second.

    • @cactuscraze4877
      @cactuscraze4877 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jamesrichards2720remove the word game from your comment and it sounds like a different kind of video

  • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
    @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 2 месяца назад +24

    Im sick but this being uploaded made me feel better

    • @poopscoot
      @poopscoot 2 месяца назад

      I’ve just gotten over a sinus infection I hope you feel better soon.

    • @GrumpBurger
      @GrumpBurger 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm sick too, get better soon 🥳

  • @thewalrus2035
    @thewalrus2035 2 месяца назад +5

    Charborg is genuinely the streamer/youtuber that makes me die of laughter the most consistently, he's so god damn funny

  • @YezzyHD
    @YezzyHD 2 месяца назад +7

    16:28 pure cinema

  • @Trogdorbad
    @Trogdorbad 2 месяца назад +2

    Cleanly climbing over the fence without the alarms going off only to get caught because he decided to run over a guard 20 times is peak Charborg doing it to himself

  • @jacentsmith741
    @jacentsmith741 2 месяца назад +4

    “I’m shot, what do I do?” *Does a cartwheel

  • @theoldworldwarrior451
    @theoldworldwarrior451 2 месяца назад +6

    The MGSV music at 11:05 is so fitting

  • @GreenDinos
    @GreenDinos 2 месяца назад +4

    You should be allowed to tunnel within the prison, especially as a worm man.

  • @AndreasVictorsson
    @AndreasVictorsson 2 месяца назад +6

    12:11 Smoking kills.

  • @TFearsome
    @TFearsome 2 месяца назад +7

    A man like sweet innocent Charborg doesn’t deserve to be behind bars

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 месяца назад +1

    "is that the joker from the joker???" with the cut back to other joker posing has me so dead, my stomach hurts 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @VikkieEule
    @VikkieEule 2 месяца назад +2

    This game, and the series in general would be a perfect bet/bingor game with all the random and wild shit that could happen like losing a limb or debt, but you could also make slots to prevent making the game too easy: paying for guards, maxing out a stat/going for easy moneymakers, etc.

  • @Alovelylobster
    @Alovelylobster 2 месяца назад +3

    I fell asleep right after he made that worm character, glad to say i didn't have nightmares

  • @osadniczek140
    @osadniczek140 2 месяца назад +9

    new mdickie game dropped

  • @DK-uh8nk
    @DK-uh8nk 2 месяца назад +10

    I cracked when his Mom called him xD

  • @D3th10rd
    @D3th10rd 2 месяца назад +2

    RIP Michael Myers, he should have watched out for that hot dog.

  • @themodernfrontiersmen
    @themodernfrontiersmen 2 месяца назад +31

    It's been so long I almost forget cherboerg existed

  • @Chicky_Lumps
    @Chicky_Lumps 2 месяца назад +2

    This is hands down the funniest McDickie game video I've ever seen.

  • @lollovec
    @lollovec 2 месяца назад +2

    Glad Charborg didn't discover the Birth mechanic.

  • @Walmar-g3b
    @Walmar-g3b 2 месяца назад +1

    Michael Phone's story is so sad. He got addicted to steroids and was a victim of a corrupt court. Rip in rip

  • @saket9083
    @saket9083 Месяц назад +1

    Going to jail for faking orgasms and then being sent to death for having a cigarette. What world is this

  • @jaksantio1441
    @jaksantio1441 2 месяца назад +1

    I just want you to know how absolutely stoked I get whenever I see a new RUclips Vid from you Charborg, sorry I don't see on twitch like I probably should. The video format is just so much more accessible, so thank you for that!

  • @TheCanuckCanadain
    @TheCanuckCanadain 2 месяца назад +2

    Watching Michael Myers bang his head and no wake up was the finnest shet i seen

  • @gorshsmorsh
    @gorshsmorsh 2 месяца назад +2

    14:35 never knew tripping over a hotdog would kill you.... but know ive seen everything

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 2 месяца назад +3

    "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" is more of a loose rule here in this prison
    We like to have fun around here☺

  • @Spero_Hawk
    @Spero_Hawk 2 месяца назад +2

    You might be cool but you'll never be pirate in a shit stained leotard carrying a bazooka while riding a motorcycle cool.

  • @hodgepodgegamer5069
    @hodgepodgegamer5069 2 месяца назад +6

    12:25 smoking kills

  • @DollarStoreHeavenLive
    @DollarStoreHeavenLive 2 месяца назад +7

    0:57 they mean demonic possession bro

    • @FrostMXD123
      @FrostMXD123 2 месяца назад

      No possession of holding a illegal stuff

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 12 дней назад

      @@FrostMXD123 nuh uh

  • @Gimoozaabi
    @Gimoozaabi 14 дней назад

    I'm so annoyed I've only just discovered CHRBRG, every video I've watched is just pure chaos and I'm all here for it! Love this channel and straight up there with my favourites! Merry Christmas!

  • @sumthinsumthin6196
    @sumthinsumthin6196 2 месяца назад +1

    My favorite part of this stream was char and chat talking like a pirate, it made me fall out of my chair multiple times

  • @alexs.7956
    @alexs.7956 2 месяца назад +1

    I absolutely love how chat's reaction at his... Accusations is half "deserved" and half "what"

  • @top_fin
    @top_fin 2 месяца назад +6

    I feel like charborg keeps hunting down people named Monaco

  • @schmee9025
    @schmee9025 2 месяца назад +2

    21:24 the stardew music has me in shambles

  • @one_lazy_robot
    @one_lazy_robot 2 месяца назад +2

    Funny that commiting the crime of clima change is less worse then faking orgasms apparently, given that Michael Phone had a longer sentence of 28 days unlike Micheal Myers who had a sentence of 26 days.

  • @Struzzzmann
    @Struzzzmann 2 месяца назад +26

    I…. Feck it, I came in one minute…

  • @fang4223
    @fang4223 2 месяца назад +1

    22:04
    Here we see the true strength of officer Newberry as he preforms a throw with just his shoulder.

  • @GAnimeRO
    @GAnimeRO 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel like the MDickie games were made specifically for Charborg only!
    Gosh, when you play them it's the funniest thing ever!

  • @randomness_guy
    @randomness_guy 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro really died from a hotdog 14:42

  • @ynerazer
    @ynerazer 2 месяца назад +1

    bro i literally sat and binged watched all of this dudes hard time vids and he drops another the day after, crazy ash

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 2 месяца назад +2

    14:34 I laughed so hard I dropped my phone.

  • @imaghost2961
    @imaghost2961 2 месяца назад +1

    They killed you over a cigarette?! 🤣🤣

  • @panzeidoodlebug9205
    @panzeidoodlebug9205 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel like baldie fish is aware that I rewatched all of his hardtime and wrestlemania videos since I finished em all for the fourth time and he now posts another.

  • @GarbageLord6543
    @GarbageLord6543 2 месяца назад +2

    Ken Tucky lives in my heart rent free.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 2 месяца назад +1

    I like that, even though it's a prison game, it's still based on a wrestling sim. So if you are really good at the combat you can basically never be caught unless stunned.

  • @logan_wolf
    @logan_wolf 2 месяца назад +1

    20:04 "I'm 'boutta meditate this shit." 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀

  • @sigmaoperator1688
    @sigmaoperator1688 2 месяца назад +2

    11:02 the man who sold the world.

  • @Joseph-fr6uf
    @Joseph-fr6uf 2 месяца назад +2

    11:46 Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my leg, and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost. The comrades I've lost. Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

  • @DrewEatsDrywall
    @DrewEatsDrywall 2 месяца назад +5

    14:18 the joker 2 in a nutshell

  • @O-possum-k1i
    @O-possum-k1i 2 месяца назад +2

    7:29 Micheal Phone tunneling in the dirt like a true worm