How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 мар 2021
  • I risk life and limb for you all. 👨🏻‍🌾🤝 love you sons.
    Kevin’s getting there he’ll be eating out of my belly button in no time!
    Love u guys
    -Uncle Farmer Ben
    #ostrichplug #rhea #farming #urbanfarming #birds #ostrich #emu

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Guran.M
    @Guran.M 3 года назад +6283

    "I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me"
    You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

    • @Quiv3rYT
      @Quiv3rYT 3 года назад +3

      True

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 3 года назад +2

      O

    • @peripheralmaster3265
      @peripheralmaster3265 3 года назад +2

      lol fr

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 3 года назад +27

      Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage.
      So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone.
      The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away.
      Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 3 года назад +101

      @@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.

  • @lancsdragon2619
    @lancsdragon2619 3 года назад +10495

    For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

    • @roebear
      @roebear 3 года назад +357

      its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 3 года назад +239

      @@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_

    • @joaohenrique7128
      @joaohenrique7128 3 года назад +3

      Was about to comment that

    • @suruxstrawde8322
      @suruxstrawde8322 3 года назад +63

      Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.

    • @wiremonkeymother830
      @wiremonkeymother830 3 года назад +32

      ​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something

  • @caitlynryder8639
    @caitlynryder8639 Год назад +813

    Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

    • @ErtM-vh5vs
      @ErtM-vh5vs 7 месяцев назад +8

      Orders always resolvable.

    • @ekto6
      @ekto6 3 месяца назад +9

      I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 Месяц назад

      Kevin: "I am the senate!"

  • @anusficker-hw2xe
    @anusficker-hw2xe Год назад +230

    Kevin hasnt changed a bit in almost two years, he truly is one of the rhea ever

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck 3 года назад +12026

    How to defend yourself against a Rhea.
    1. Stay calm
    2. Casually approach rhea
    3. Grab that foo by the neck

  • @matttypes2695
    @matttypes2695 3 года назад +21838

    I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.

  • @bigmike8586
    @bigmike8586 Год назад +100

    Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

  • @goldman5762
    @goldman5762 Год назад +84

    Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.

  • @boratpajamas_
    @boratpajamas_ 3 года назад +26139

    Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

  • @a.h8606
    @a.h8606 3 года назад +6200

    “That’s how he knows I’m the alpha”
    “Karen’s my wife”
    Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 3 года назад +136

      I got some NSFW mental images right there XD

    • @ritwikg.8006
      @ritwikg.8006 3 года назад +293

      Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.

    • @cottonlarry8470
      @cottonlarry8470 3 года назад +146

      Bestality: +100%

    • @randomshortsvideos2
      @randomshortsvideos2 3 года назад +3

      Likes in comments doesnt do shit

    • @CrazymarioO-cf9yf
      @CrazymarioO-cf9yf 3 года назад +23

      @@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.

  • @bubulle9844
    @bubulle9844 2 года назад +237

    Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff Год назад +30

      “Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”

    • @moonsigil
      @moonsigil 5 месяцев назад +11

      jumpscare 😂

  • @YoungClarke
    @YoungClarke 2 года назад +2409

    I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn.
    Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield”
    Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

    • @JW-ln9ln
      @JW-ln9ln 2 года назад +98

      I had high hopes for Kevin.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 2 года назад +185

      “He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose 2 года назад +38

      Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind

    • @boluwarin
      @boluwarin 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 Год назад +13

      Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.

  • @accepthisname
    @accepthisname 3 года назад +12351

    I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 года назад +668

      “ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG”
      “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 3 года назад +10

      IMR

    • @slinkygreyhound6994
      @slinkygreyhound6994 3 года назад +13

      It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️

    • @ladya4463
      @ladya4463 3 года назад +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @neverbullymeh
      @neverbullymeh 3 года назад +136

      @@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro

  • @Sleek673
    @Sleek673 3 года назад +4773

    Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid

    • @skylerthompson8652
      @skylerthompson8652 3 года назад +189

      I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence

    • @mikep9312
      @mikep9312 3 года назад +29

      Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.

    • @nameholdingplace
      @nameholdingplace 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @vibonwer
      @vibonwer 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @nickylodean6559
      @nickylodean6559 3 года назад

      It’s not a bird it’s a rhea

  • @DippyTheFresh
    @DippyTheFresh 4 месяца назад +33

    Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin

    • @PereiraCJ020
      @PereiraCJ020 3 месяца назад +5

      yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now

  • @TheObsoletist33
    @TheObsoletist33 Год назад +112

    I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

  • @errorghostt
    @errorghostt 3 года назад +5513

    "He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

    • @BigYoshi0809
      @BigYoshi0809 3 года назад +96

      Trash can lid: YEET.

    • @JA.4
      @JA.4 3 года назад +161

      *smacks gently

    • @shrishikesh2292
      @shrishikesh2292 3 года назад +35

      That's straight outta some cartoon

    • @TaylorFocused
      @TaylorFocused 3 года назад +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hodb3906
      @hodb3906 3 года назад +22

      Works on women and children too.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +5062

    In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack
    But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

  • @willhannusch
    @willhannusch Год назад +21

    "if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak

  • @Igor_054
    @Igor_054 2 года назад +131

    As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.

    • @rectaldestructionisnotlove4091
      @rectaldestructionisnotlove4091 2 года назад

      Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.

    • @lashaythestrange
      @lashaythestrange Год назад +9

      There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?

    • @QueenofTNT
      @QueenofTNT Год назад +12

      @@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.

  • @leofangd8501
    @leofangd8501 3 года назад +2696

    "such a beautiful.."
    *slams gate on Kevin's head*
    "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"

  • @_TIO
    @_TIO 3 года назад +4092

    bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent
    my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*

    • @TK-ee1wx
      @TK-ee1wx 3 года назад +97

      my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.

    • @princessazula7676
      @princessazula7676 3 года назад +27

      *LIMU EMU*

    • @koryreid7400
      @koryreid7400 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asmqb7222
      @asmqb7222 3 года назад +9

      Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud?
      If so, perfect reference.

    • @kitari3655
      @kitari3655 3 года назад +5

      I'm losing my shit at this comment

  • @CreatorsHubCreates
    @CreatorsHubCreates Год назад +17

    2 years later and Kevin is still a menace

  • @GroshTheGod
    @GroshTheGod 2 года назад +31

    Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing

  • @dradamov
    @dradamov 2 года назад +6962

    I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 2 года назад +390

      Well Kevin does tend to get around

    • @rtothemutha
      @rtothemutha 2 года назад +44

      @@theeguy9022 obviously

    • @Thoughtmage100
      @Thoughtmage100 2 года назад +285

      The chances are indeed small, but never zero.

    • @jamaaltankard3728
      @jamaaltankard3728 2 года назад +58

      Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1

    • @KitsunekoOwO
      @KitsunekoOwO 2 года назад +17

      Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him

  • @themindset4164
    @themindset4164 3 года назад +3469

    This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 года назад +49

      It's just his everyday in his life

    • @Cai7S
      @Cai7S 3 года назад +5

      Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 года назад +9

      @@Cai7S sus

    • @Mosesinmusic
      @Mosesinmusic 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @4sethx
      @4sethx 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rQmTNQLCP2Q/видео.html .

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +72

    I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel

  • @Ajaxx47
    @Ajaxx47 2 года назад +18

    Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣

  • @Nitro-bg1sn
    @Nitro-bg1sn 3 года назад +2439

    0:01 "I got this little glizzy here"
    0:21 The neck grab
    0:43 "Poggers is no help at all"
    0:48 Kevin is charging
    1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate
    1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere
    2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin
    2:28 Poggers is a dog
    3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs
    I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist

    • @lemmekaiyourmui9158
      @lemmekaiyourmui9158 3 года назад +240

      Forgot:
      2:24 “Karen is MY wife”

    • @spazattack215
      @spazattack215 3 года назад +37

      Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)

    • @farmtomeme6265
      @farmtomeme6265 3 года назад +100

      Also
      3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising
      3:38 Rat trap is empty
      3:42 The kiss goodbye.

    • @rhazy9337
      @rhazy9337 3 года назад +2

      Pog

    • @kurochii4404
      @kurochii4404 3 года назад +8

      I laughed way to hard at this comment

  • @ralphschraven339
    @ralphschraven339 3 года назад +2871

    The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

    • @TournavisTheBlind
      @TournavisTheBlind 3 года назад +112

      He needs to establish boundaries
      **smack**

    • @fatcat3696
      @fatcat3696 3 года назад +4

      I like the One Piece profile photo

    • @formularainbow
      @formularainbow 3 года назад +2

      @@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH

    • @seancomerford5724
      @seancomerford5724 3 года назад +3

      Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂

    • @starstruck_PCs
      @starstruck_PCs 3 года назад +1

      @@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon

  • @Winter-CIG
    @Winter-CIG 10 месяцев назад +15

    00:49 this shot right here would define an era.

    • @ASENDOMUSIC
      @ASENDOMUSIC 9 месяцев назад +2

      lol

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- 7 месяцев назад +2

      it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home

    • @ASENDOMUSIC
      @ASENDOMUSIC 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same here!@@Cohen-

  • @inyoface05
    @inyoface05 2 года назад +35

    I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella

  • @TheDragonLegacy
    @TheDragonLegacy 3 года назад +4315

    "He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak"
    I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 3 года назад +2441

    "Such a beautiful... wonderful animal"
    *Slams door in his face*

  • @kokonatsu9127
    @kokonatsu9127 Год назад +9

    Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @squirekev
    @squirekev 2 года назад +9

    Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors.
    When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.

  • @huzica
    @huzica 3 года назад +3182

    I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂

    • @theceativealbum5595
      @theceativealbum5595 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SuperCallum112
      @SuperCallum112 3 года назад +82

      Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.

    • @ivanemilov522
      @ivanemilov522 3 года назад +15

      @@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth

    • @peace420u7
      @peace420u7 3 года назад +28

      That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it

    • @noforwhat5767
      @noforwhat5767 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @jacobsuarez8644
    @jacobsuarez8644 3 года назад +18892

    Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*

  • @ericheckenkamp6091
    @ericheckenkamp6091 4 месяца назад +4

    "You don't have to do it hard..."
    Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"

  • @filmetiquette2409
    @filmetiquette2409 2 года назад +3

    Man this channel grew fast, love to see it. First video I ever watched of his.

  • @davidlane1248
    @davidlane1248 3 года назад +3556

    I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

  • @SnappySnapfire
    @SnappySnapfire 2 года назад +1

    LOL Kevin is great. Your amazing man. Love what your doing here.

  • @mles98
    @mles98 2 года назад +1

    I've spent about 3 years searching for you. Glad l found you again!

  • @shamanrobyt6954
    @shamanrobyt6954 3 года назад +2781

    "I need to establish boundaries"
    *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @agro9999
      @agro9999 3 года назад +17

      if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake

    • @fabianklein4432
      @fabianklein4432 3 года назад +106

      @@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person

    • @clutterbot7279
      @clutterbot7279 3 года назад +66

      @@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.

    • @iProDevon
      @iProDevon 3 года назад +38

      @@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 3 года назад +3034

    Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.

    • @timael.
      @timael. 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @UncleBen-s
      @UncleBen-s 3 года назад

      forsenCD MY MAN

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 3 года назад +8

      I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 3 года назад +3

      And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol

    • @noobkingd706
      @noobkingd706 3 года назад

      Is the nicest one getting chocked?

  • @TheFantasticODD
    @TheFantasticODD 2 года назад +5

    It's funny how completely and utterly shocked Kevin is by such a simple tool lol.

  • @MrClintstopher
    @MrClintstopher 2 года назад +17

    Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story

  • @shad0w7x56
    @shad0w7x56 3 года назад +2109

    Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.

    • @ianj3466
      @ianj3466 3 года назад +29

      It's like those ragdoll video game physics

    • @sweetwater6319
      @sweetwater6319 3 года назад +16

      2:15 XD

    • @IShaderI
      @IShaderI 3 года назад +5

      I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...

    • @upc.barcodes83
      @upc.barcodes83 3 года назад +2

      He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51

    • @agentgrey5696
      @agentgrey5696 3 года назад

      Pos

  • @MattKrause2134
    @MattKrause2134 3 года назад +3829

    Ben: exists
    Kevin: and I took that personally

  • @savannahvarns2126
    @savannahvarns2126 2 года назад +12

    I love how Karen is the tame one and Kevin is the mean one

  • @WhisperingJaneASMR
    @WhisperingJaneASMR Год назад +1

    "You see guyes, it's not for everyone." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love your sarcasm!

  • @datbishboo6956
    @datbishboo6956 3 года назад +2229

    KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

    • @AlexN0704
      @AlexN0704 3 года назад +85

      "It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok"
      This man is so chill 😂

    • @datbishboo6956
      @datbishboo6956 3 года назад +1

      @@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG

    • @ivan_iii6271
      @ivan_iii6271 3 года назад +1

      Yee, that's how it works

    • @datbishboo6956
      @datbishboo6956 3 года назад +1

      @@ivan_iii6271 very nas

    • @z0sick87
      @z0sick87 3 года назад

      Your thousandth like your welcome

  • @michaelfouladi4961
    @michaelfouladi4961 3 года назад +1962

    You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 3 года назад +94

      *writes notes down*
      "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".

    • @HUEnshiro_do_Norte
      @HUEnshiro_do_Norte 3 года назад +11

      @@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OneLostTexan
      @OneLostTexan 3 года назад +3

      I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.

    • @maximilianwonschik1304
      @maximilianwonschik1304 3 года назад +1

      its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)

    • @OneLostTexan
      @OneLostTexan 3 года назад +1

      @@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.

  • @fletchplayz5811
    @fletchplayz5811 Год назад +10

    He’s so calm when Kevin is literally biting him

  • @lindafromcanada7400
    @lindafromcanada7400 Год назад +1

    You are a GREAT HUMAIN BEING. Hope people get you help. The name of your animals is so funny. Thank you for helping and loving these beautiful animals.

    • @stevenanthony199
      @stevenanthony199 10 месяцев назад

      Hello Linda how's the weather over there

  • @chrisschoenthaler5184
    @chrisschoenthaler5184 3 года назад +2014

    “If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.”
    Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.

    • @Socktupus
      @Socktupus 3 года назад +24

      Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.

    • @KayLo_The_Legend
      @KayLo_The_Legend 3 года назад +200

      @@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans

    • @treehugers1000
      @treehugers1000 3 года назад +19

      @@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 3 года назад +64

      @@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.

    • @jamesmoriarty4236
      @jamesmoriarty4236 3 года назад +10

      @@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles

  • @kanoaikawach
    @kanoaikawach 3 года назад +1741

    "I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me."
    *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*

    • @pheonicninja2259
      @pheonicninja2259 3 года назад +45

      he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid

    • @tobiaspatterson4457
      @tobiaspatterson4457 3 года назад +10

      1:40

    • @Domo0116
      @Domo0116 3 года назад

      Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @aussiedabirb8383
      @aussiedabirb8383 3 года назад

      Reminds me of that emu with arms gif

    • @abrahamsomething7471
      @abrahamsomething7471 3 года назад

      Bro if the dino chicken could talk
      dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man
      RUclipsr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face
      dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol

  • @5L1G_Zeref
    @5L1G_Zeref 2 года назад

    Ooof take care man you have a real high pain tolerance hopefully Kevin warms up

  • @Abhishek.p.t.k
    @Abhishek.p.t.k Год назад +2

    It's absolutely wonderful to have so many animals in your backyard

  • @DrProfessorWeed
    @DrProfessorWeed 3 года назад +2240

    "And he's no where to be seen"
    0:47 *literal dinosaur charges at him*

  • @kaleiah2800
    @kaleiah2800 3 года назад +1862

    “it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn 3 года назад +15

      I think he's used to it

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 года назад +9

      he's nuts

    • @organicspectroscopy7242
      @organicspectroscopy7242 3 года назад +8

      Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P

    • @Anonymous-ph5nl
      @Anonymous-ph5nl 3 года назад +4

      It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.

    • @vipset87
      @vipset87 3 года назад +4

      "karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight"
      you sure her name is KAREN? lol

  • @advancedape4852
    @advancedape4852 2 года назад +8

    Ben: "violence isn't the answer"
    Kevin: *its the solution*

  • @Jesse-jc4vv
    @Jesse-jc4vv Год назад

    I have no clue how I stumbled upon your channel bro, but your content is unique and your character and personality is funny af!

  • @floob5338
    @floob5338 3 года назад +2487

    I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

  • @berryrue12
    @berryrue12 3 года назад +6156

    "I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me."
    "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already."
    I love this man's energy.

    • @everywhereattheendoftime
      @everywhereattheendoftime 3 года назад +20

      Ehmmmm...
      Second!!!

    • @ooghaboogha4362
      @ooghaboogha4362 3 года назад +16

      Kinetic or Potential o_O

    • @natedog8836
      @natedog8836 3 года назад

      1

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 года назад +13

      @@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm....
      i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on

    • @the_fallero
      @the_fallero 2 года назад +1

      Oh well nvm

  • @lybliethetriggered4551
    @lybliethetriggered4551 2 года назад +2

    It took, like, 2 videos for you to become one of my favorite creators.

  • @Buckwheatowen
    @Buckwheatowen 8 месяцев назад

    The way Kevin goes off is hilarious and why is the first thing he sees he goes after😂😂

  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants 3 года назад +4718

    It's always the Kevins

    • @InsertNameHere540
      @InsertNameHere540 3 года назад +12

      yes

    • @dread7531
      @dread7531 3 года назад +17

      Didnt expect to see you here but noice
      Also: ksp content is also nice
      Many thanks

    • @1cj
      @1cj 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 года назад +4

      It’s always the Jebs

    • @Noctillia
      @Noctillia 3 года назад +26

      Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.

  • @dewoitine
    @dewoitine 3 года назад +2430

    Something about this guy you can just tell he's the one in his friend group that everyone enjoys being around at all times

    • @lh6353
      @lh6353 3 года назад +13

      Super agree. Handsome personality. Cutie

    • @slickdreams9325
      @slickdreams9325 3 года назад

      Was about to say that lol

    • @raybilalkharalkharal3825
      @raybilalkharalkharal3825 3 года назад

      Hiii how are u

    • @Bowcat777tgc
      @Bowcat777tgc 3 года назад

      Why ppl come up with random ass uninteresting shit comments like this
      Even if u got a point do you feel better more boring dudes liking your shit about a boring comment what’s the satisfaction here

    • @jackelinejack1920
      @jackelinejack1920 3 года назад +4

      @banemzokas what is the point of comment it? ._.

  • @thegoon3088
    @thegoon3088 Год назад +1

    LOL when he slapped Kevin with the plastic trash lid bro im dead 😂😂😂 he was so shook from that

  • @Nectarisa
    @Nectarisa 2 года назад

    This sweet wholesome man has lost his mind. Relatable content. Love this channel.

  • @notothe8915
    @notothe8915 3 года назад +880

    "You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me".
    I feel that my guy.

  • @starchu4538
    @starchu4538 3 года назад +2910

    As you can see, it's a beautiful animal-
    Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *

    • @stevenl4688
      @stevenl4688 3 года назад +5

      Juzzzzz

    • @lunatic2178
      @lunatic2178 3 года назад +26

      If I ever see Kevin he's going to die

    • @lilplague4857
      @lilplague4857 3 года назад +21

      @@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy

    • @rishirajsaikia1323
      @rishirajsaikia1323 3 года назад +2

      @@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?

    • @10zin9
      @10zin9 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @rosesheavenlylove2853
    @rosesheavenlylove2853 Год назад

    Thanks for knowledge and I love your channel 💕

  • @MinkieMinx
    @MinkieMinx Год назад +5

    Literally just found your channel. Subbed immediately. Love you. Your vibe is hilarious, awesomeness. Thank you for making me laugh today☺️🙌💜

    • @Sage-Editz
      @Sage-Editz Год назад

      Imagine liking an animal abuser

    • @MinkieMinx
      @MinkieMinx Год назад +1

      @@Sage-Editz imagine assuming. Imagine going through all the comments on here and picking on me. Imagine being as toxic as you. Imagine.

    • @Sage-Editz
      @Sage-Editz Год назад

      @@MinkieMinx I'm just telling you

    • @Sage-Editz
      @Sage-Editz Год назад

      @@MinkieMinx bc he strangled his ostrich

    • @MinkieMinx
      @MinkieMinx Год назад +1

      @@Sage-Editz and im just telling you…. Get your toxic face out of YT, go touch grass and do better with your life. Stop posting nasty things to people for no reason. Bye felicia.

  • @TheSoulknight19
    @TheSoulknight19 3 года назад +3569

    Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak*
    Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 года назад +19

      I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...

    • @jacobbugenhagen2648
      @jacobbugenhagen2648 3 года назад +10

      Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 3 года назад +120

      @@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question

    • @shak-alt1235
      @shak-alt1235 3 года назад +4

      @@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said

  • @Tonkah
    @Tonkah 3 года назад +1239

    Kevin: 0:48
    My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈

    • @CheezClubRBLX
      @CheezClubRBLX 3 года назад +4

      I laughed

    • @ia2470
      @ia2470 3 года назад +12

      WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA

    • @demi4324
      @demi4324 3 года назад +8

      I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀

    • @lyinxpinx3674
      @lyinxpinx3674 3 года назад +4

      I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀

    • @mattu.8062
      @mattu.8062 3 года назад +1

      @@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.

  • @tobymoore2185
    @tobymoore2185 2 года назад +1

    Uncle Ben is the most patient person on the planet

  • @gachacontentvids6941
    @gachacontentvids6941 2 года назад +10

    Kevin’s mind: endless timelines, limitless possibilities, and you’re choosing to be a smug jerk
    Kevin: yes
    Kevin’s mind: I’m proud of you

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 3 года назад +5173

    Ben: "Violence is never the answer."
    Kevin: *"Violence is the question, and the answer is **_YES."_*

  • @Nicobes.
    @Nicobes. 3 года назад +1650

    0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO

    • @JJ-me4yu
      @JJ-me4yu 3 года назад +40

      I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣

    • @beingcharliebray3681
      @beingcharliebray3681 3 года назад +15

      I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrYabber
      @MrYabber 3 года назад +28

      0:49 😂😂

    • @benjo3355
      @benjo3355 3 года назад +6

      My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭

    • @kingali1693
      @kingali1693 3 года назад +2

      Fr😭😭😭

  • @rebeltvr6046
    @rebeltvr6046 Год назад +2

    Big Ben: "I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." So true 🤣😅😂

  • @kasslue1877
    @kasslue1877 2 года назад

    I'm new and you are quite kind to Kevin. Love it so far so I will hit LIKE and subscribe.

    • @stevenanthony199
      @stevenanthony199 10 месяцев назад

      Hello Kasslue how's the weather over there

  • @quailland1982
    @quailland1982 3 года назад +9232

    This man either has a very high pain tolerance or has grown completely and utterly immune to Kevin's attacks, either way, I'm impressed😳

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 года назад +191

      With ratites it's the kicks, not the gentle beak massages, you need to be scared of. So long as you have eye protection - by which I mean shooting glasses

    • @jp8649
      @jp8649 3 года назад +86

      @@rosiehawtrey But he said they don't kick and those bites usually make bloodstream down his arms.

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 3 года назад +48

      @@jp8649 He said ratites. Which include Emus, Ostrich, rheas and I think more. They are all similar, and they can all mess you up with kicks. However none of their bites hurt much. luckily not all of them know to kick. Im confident if Kevin, maybe even karen if they did kick it would hurt more than an ostrich biting you multiple times.

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 года назад +44

      @@jp8649 My tegu bite is 1000n and crippled me for two days from bruising. A ratites bite force is probably about equal to a human at 200n. The ratites such as emu, cassowary, rhea and ostrich can run at over 35mph - and a kick from an cassowary or ostrich is perfectly capable of unzipping the human abdomen. Think a cross between a pissed off chicken and a Deinonychus - the only difference is Deinonychus used its kicking for hunting and climbing, the ratites use it for defence (cassowary are most dangerous protecting eggs/chicks).
      You get used to getting bitten after a while. I've a black eye at the moment - from a 2 year old cornsnake decided my eyelid was lunch. Not serious but most people would go berserk..

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 3 года назад +5

      @@jp8649 He hasn't been kicked yet. That doesn't mean the same thing. The bird is doing the equivalent of ball waving, a dominance thing..

  • @s.o.4956
    @s.o.4956 3 года назад +1274

    “It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”

  • @jarmo4913
    @jarmo4913 2 года назад +3

    nahh his face when he is attacking you is killing me

  • @bookofthedeadinternet
    @bookofthedeadinternet 6 месяцев назад

    i'm a relatively new subscriber and i always wondered where uncle dad ben's erm... personality came from and watching the old stuff from the beginning it's clear that there's a ben-kevin evolution process happening like some sort of dysfunctional family dynamic

  • @UnboxJunkie
    @UnboxJunkie 3 года назад +13126

    "It's very lovely" 😂 I don't know why this was recommend but I'm glad it was.

    • @kachigga
      @kachigga 3 года назад +19

      Industrial Society and Its Future
      by Theodore Kaczynski
      INTRODUCTION
      1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
      2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
      3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
      4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hatetheindustrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
      5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments wementiononly briefly orignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM
      6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.
      7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we meanby“leftism” will emerge moreclearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.)
      8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries.
      9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization”. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc.

    • @thetriborg9588
      @thetriborg9588 3 года назад +37

      I don’t know why the other dude wrote a novel but I agree I’m glad it was too

    • @BradElliot
      @BradElliot 3 года назад +7

      2:31 am and its a lovely video

    • @the-fool666
      @the-fool666 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @Shiplover95
      @Shiplover95 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @zentus4780
    @zentus4780 3 года назад +3571

    I love the fact that he has a chicken named Nugget and a dog named Poggers

    • @ztomoe
      @ztomoe 3 года назад +70

      average Jojo fan

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 года назад +109

      Nugget is an extremely good name for a chicken, especially with brown feathers.

    • @sicadafly
      @sicadafly 3 года назад +33

      and a kangaroo that is hit rapper and artist dababy

    • @thuriusth5997
      @thuriusth5997 3 года назад +3

      Less go

    • @gggrumpyyyy
      @gggrumpyyyy 3 года назад +7

      Now poggers is a poggers name 🤧

  • @rickle_pickle
    @rickle_pickle Год назад +7

    "It definitely hurts"
    Kevin eating him and returning world war II:

  • @USELESSFACTSDAILYDAY
    @USELESSFACTSDAILYDAY 2 года назад

    The first video I saw from uncle ban this video got me hooked in to he channel still going strong

  • @abutterynoodle9347
    @abutterynoodle9347 3 года назад +3549

    I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 3 года назад +43

      Well, not wrong, they are dinos

    • @X4KalekusBeats
      @X4KalekusBeats 3 года назад +7

      LMAOOO

    • @mlgtv5667
      @mlgtv5667 3 года назад +4

      Hahaahahhaha

    • @anders8461
      @anders8461 3 года назад +8

      Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD

    • @juan2049
      @juan2049 3 года назад +3

      Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this

  • @bradleyfaddis1577
    @bradleyfaddis1577 3 года назад +1181

    “I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣

    • @GabrielSouto
      @GabrielSouto 3 года назад +3

      i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 3 года назад

      @@4sethx Report this bot.

    • @muhammadmudassar3576
      @muhammadmudassar3576 3 года назад +1

      In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.

  • @kevinboris5047
    @kevinboris5047 7 месяцев назад

    Love it that you are helping with the name Kevin. My name is Kevin, and I’m no Karen. I kick ass and take names, as do all Kevins.

  • @nulleins8672
    @nulleins8672 Год назад +1

    this is officially the funniest thing i‘ve seen on youtube

  • @WushuFreak96
    @WushuFreak96 3 года назад +1727

    "It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!"
    Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.

  • @Jaguar-ds4pt
    @Jaguar-ds4pt 3 года назад +821

    "Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard

    • @KingHikari_xx
      @KingHikari_xx 3 года назад +24

      That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

    • @vizardcero8530
      @vizardcero8530 3 года назад

      Real af lol

  • @kristianguillermo7727
    @kristianguillermo7727 2 года назад

    Ghaddangheeet hahahahaha. I never knew I needed you and your content. God Bless Kevin.

    • @stevenanthony199
      @stevenanthony199 10 месяцев назад

      Hello Kristian how's the weather over there

  • @rolandthethompsongunner64
    @rolandthethompsongunner64 2 года назад +3

    Nice video. I work at an exotic animal ranch and they have a male ostrich and an emu walking around free. The ostrich has become more aggressive and the emu is picking up his bad habits. I’ve also seen a technique were you grab the bird by the beak and put a sock on it’s head to calm it.

  • @suryapratap56
    @suryapratap56 3 года назад +3872

    "such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation"
    *Slams door on its face