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  • A toast from the maid of honor, Dr. Hadassah Olayinka Ali-Youngman, Pre-PhD.
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  • @poke8735
    @poke8735 5 лет назад +10056

    “HOW MANY CAUCASIAN SECONDS HAVE TO PASS!”
    SIS HAS ME DEAD 🤣

    • @realtalk6192
      @realtalk6192 5 лет назад +133

      Now that one had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @goldlattes5291
      @goldlattes5291 5 лет назад +33

      lmaooo

    • @trich346
      @trich346 5 лет назад +80

      I have died twice and came back, only to die again!!!

    • @lian7092
      @lian7092 5 лет назад +9

      didn't realy get that joke , but it was funny XD

    • @soulwrestler5640
      @soulwrestler5640 5 лет назад +234

      @@lian7092 it is an insinuation that time is a construct of the white man. A subtle rebuttal to the stereo type that black people are always late.

  • @seeyoucu
    @seeyoucu 5 лет назад +2417

    "ring ring, slavery's calling" 😂😂😭😭

  • @NaidaAri
    @NaidaAri 5 лет назад +3488

    She Kills me every time she says “See See See” I lose it 😂😂😂😂

    • @mathieushifera135
      @mathieushifera135 4 года назад +14

      Right??? Just like that frog Kurtis

    • @lungaeohsmbulana3818
      @lungaeohsmbulana3818 4 года назад +6

      I'm so dead

    • @cynthialewis3785
      @cynthialewis3785 4 года назад +6

      Me too!

    • @starpupilz
      @starpupilz 4 года назад +28

      apparently that was the inspiration for the character- Robin would use that voice/see see when she was trying to argue but didnt have anything to say.

    • @tefweebz
      @tefweebz 4 года назад +2

      My favorite oart!!😂😂😂

  • @boshamochabo
    @boshamochabo 5 лет назад +7206

    ""Ha" being the laughter of our oppressors and "nah" she shouldn't be using that name" PPPPLLLLSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @daphneepaul3737
      @daphneepaul3737 5 лет назад +64

      Bosha Mochabo “ha”and “na” being oh hell “na”.

    • @ritakapia7140
      @ritakapia7140 5 лет назад +2

      Bosha Mochabo LOL

    • @Childlesstravelchic
      @Childlesstravelchic 5 лет назад +11

      I'M SCREAMING!

    • @kendraseer5198
      @kendraseer5198 5 лет назад +25

      Exactly how I feel seeing black children/ppl with "caucasian" names like Chloe, Hailey, etc...

    • @kikiwest2001
      @kikiwest2001 5 лет назад +5

      Bosha Mochabo I swear that part take me out!!!!!

  • @DW20uno
    @DW20uno 5 лет назад +4935

    I swear I got tears in my eyes 😭😭 “There wasn’t even brooms in Africa. Because there was no dirt.”

    • @reneeknight1028
      @reneeknight1028 5 лет назад +204

      I've always said that and I have too many friends that got married and jump the broom; that was a caucasian definition of marriage for slaves. A broom cleans up dirt; I wouldn't consider my future marriage dirty.

    • @AlkebulanGoddess98
      @AlkebulanGoddess98 5 лет назад +6

      @@reneeknight1028
      *Osha*

    • @DW20uno
      @DW20uno 5 лет назад +87

      Renee Knight So ole girl had a point?! I never knew the history of jumping the broom. lol

    • @anthonymireku4358
      @anthonymireku4358 5 лет назад +3

      Lulu midase

    • @TNDCBaby
      @TNDCBaby 5 лет назад +41

      @@reneeknight1028 nah don't give white folks credit for this one

  • @tbryant3685
    @tbryant3685 5 лет назад +1514

    "He refuses to marry me in this plane for tax reasons" ...so many jokes, so little time

    • @tormentorchick1755
      @tormentorchick1755 3 года назад +8

      How does that work? I'm probably too young to understand. Idk.

    • @tumisomarebane2536
      @tumisomarebane2536 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣 dude gotta keep rewatching

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 3 года назад +17

      That took me out and herteps are really falling for those lines

    • @TwoMarshmallows1
      @TwoMarshmallows1 3 года назад +51

      @@tormentorchick1755 The joke is that he's just making an excuse not to marry her. Married couples in the US (and other countries) get a lot of tax benefits from being married. So if he's claiming he doesn't want to marry her for tax reasons, it means he doesn't want to marry her at all but keep using her, and she keeps falling for his lies. This is my understanding, at least, and there could be something I missed.

    • @AyaEgbuho
      @AyaEgbuho Год назад

      So little time! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 5 лет назад +5161

    “Dyson breaks down to Die-Son. They want us to kill our children.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Minoritynomad
    @Minoritynomad 5 лет назад +2365

    "How many caucasian seconds must pass before it's time for me to speak the truth?" This should be a t-shirt.

  • @garciadubai
    @garciadubai 5 лет назад +1796

    Man 1: "see, I told you she was crazy"
    Man 2: "you didn't tell me she was DEEP!" 😂😂

    • @monicaboyd2230
      @monicaboyd2230 5 лет назад +11

      George Garcia 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theclassicbeauty8244
      @theclassicbeauty8244 5 лет назад +17

      I died 😅😅😂😂😂😭😭😂🤣🤣

    • @tripunk
      @tripunk 4 года назад +36

      that dude is SO into her Hahaha!!!

    • @vulcan2050ful
      @vulcan2050ful 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @amandabolden3172
      @amandabolden3172 4 года назад +13

      His eyes and shoulders shrug though. 😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @nickylnr
    @nickylnr 5 лет назад +1914

    All that she was doing and dude saw the good in her.. there is somebody out there for everybody.

    • @Kay.Marie.Wellness
      @Kay.Marie.Wellness 5 лет назад +22

      nicky rosey 🙌🏽😂😂😂😂

    • @nickylnr
      @nickylnr 5 лет назад +179

      @@Kay.Marie.Wellness everybody else: sit down crazy
      Dude: queen 🥰😍🤤

    • @SALIMASOUND
      @SALIMASOUND 5 лет назад +4

      🤣😂🙌🙌🙌

    • @melize7035
      @melize7035 5 лет назад +17

      😂 😂 😂 😂 basically

    • @7MTheHunger
      @7MTheHunger 5 лет назад +4

      LOL ... Sooo true

  • @91WriterzStatus
    @91WriterzStatus 5 лет назад +1244

    "See, I told you she was crazy. You didn't tell me she was deep."

    • @rhiyoncegold8087
      @rhiyoncegold8087 5 лет назад +34

      Hahaha I know,that part had me too.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 5 лет назад +105

      That moment when you realize that maybe you and your friend aren't so alike...

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 5 лет назад +60

      @@TragoudistrosMPH when he's into crazy and you are not.

    • @mickeyrosa7226
      @mickeyrosa7226 5 лет назад +102

      I loved when he said "She's single on this plane". I fell out.

    • @Nikaplustwo
      @Nikaplustwo 5 лет назад +4

      Lol favorite part

  • @signedaleo1263
    @signedaleo1263 5 лет назад +2808

    “ so does supreme rameek allow you to have friends? Yeah he do”😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @tabvisions
    @tabvisions 5 лет назад +1443

    “If you don’t sit yo’ 5% a- 100% down” this show was black gold.

    • @dismorerobinson6446
      @dismorerobinson6446 4 года назад +7

      deadass dwl lol

    • @j.a.8969
      @j.a.8969 3 года назад +5

      Still is. There's a second season now

    • @andrewparis5712
      @andrewparis5712 2 года назад +7

      @@j.a.8969 And a third just dropped!

    • @geraldwarren6438
      @geraldwarren6438 2 года назад +2

      YES SUH!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tateupougnac2531
      @tateupougnac2531 2 года назад +3

      So it's petroleum?

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 5 лет назад +2062

    “Does Supreme Rameek let you have friends?”
    “Yea...he do.”
    Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @nykki21
      @nykki21 5 лет назад +72

      I didn't even hear that the first time because I was CRYING! I love this show so much!

    • @marcusanderson4938
      @marcusanderson4938 5 лет назад +19

      Yooooooooo I’m dieing!!!!!!

    • @THEPEERPATH
      @THEPEERPATH 5 лет назад +8

      Jonelle85 so funny😂😂😂😂

    • @nemakatt4503
      @nemakatt4503 5 лет назад +13

      Jonelle85 I was already dead then this part took me OWT! 😂😂😂

    • @savedestiny
      @savedestiny 5 лет назад +9

      Listen !!! Tears !!! I had tears 😭😭😂

  • @Adwoa1
    @Adwoa1 4 года назад +407

    The tone of voice with which she said 'peace brothers and sisters,' we should've known some nonsense was afoot 😩😂😂😂

  • @malikaasia4987
    @malikaasia4987 5 лет назад +1153

    “How many Caucasian seconds have to pass before it’s time for me to tell the truth?!” Is going to be on my gravestone 😭

  • @sarahg2653
    @sarahg2653 5 лет назад +1191

    I bow to Robin Thede; the woman I didn't know I needed in my life.
    See, see, see, I had never heard of her until this show.

    • @darcskies777
      @darcskies777 5 лет назад +21

      SAME! Im so grateful to know who she is now.

    • @luddman77
      @luddman77 5 лет назад +11

      she is the star of the show truthfully!!!

    • @dianeridley9804
      @dianeridley9804 5 лет назад +9

      YES! FROM WHERE DID SHE APPEAR? Instant fan.

    • @yaee123
      @yaee123 5 лет назад +17

      Her BET late night comedy show was HILARIOUS!!

    • @andredrw289
      @andredrw289 5 лет назад +9

      If you watched the Larry willmore show on Comedy Central she was on there

  • @mwhitehead2759
    @mwhitehead2759 4 года назад +233

    " girl if you don't sit yo 5% 100% down " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sefa9132
    @sefa9132 5 лет назад +1587

    I need Aunt Mabel's funeral renactment!

  • @justsophonie
    @justsophonie 5 лет назад +1122

    Robin's range throughout these skits is amazing and freakin hilarious. So happy to see Essence Atkins in this, I've always loved her!

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 5 лет назад +17

      Just Sophonie Amazing, she looks exactly the same!

    • @justsophonie
      @justsophonie 5 лет назад +4

      Puddingtang66 She sure does. Ageless beauty 😊

    • @statingtheobvious7646
      @statingtheobvious7646 5 лет назад +3

      I love her on Ambitions too!

    • @ivybelle5044
      @ivybelle5044 5 лет назад +1

      Right i had no idea Robin Thede was such a treasure! We need her.

  • @theodorebookeriv6917
    @theodorebookeriv6917 5 лет назад +428

    "We exchanged our vows on the ancestral plane...amongst Vibranium." 😂😂😂

  • @christianfox6937
    @christianfox6937 5 лет назад +2038

    Lol he said if you don’t sit your 5% ass 100% the way down Lol I died for like five seconds but I’m back now.. Lmao

    • @robincorprew9007
      @robincorprew9007 5 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @rwilliams516
      @rwilliams516 5 лет назад +36

      I fell OUT !!!!

    • @theworldaccordingtochase
      @theworldaccordingtochase 5 лет назад +15

      I didn’t get it. Can some explain it?

    • @MindfulMatters734
      @MindfulMatters734 5 лет назад +24

      @@theworldaccordingtochase He called her a 5 percenter. But I'm not fully sure what a 5 percenter is. Rapper Nas is one I remember reading.

    • @veronical9067
      @veronical9067 5 лет назад +6

      Christian Fox done, I just spit my water out.

  • @alexiskincaid7031
    @alexiskincaid7031 5 лет назад +2754

    I see a few haters in the comments so let me help y'all out.... if you don't like the satirical humor of important BLACK ISSUES , Then don't watch the DAMN BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW‼️🗣

    • @tysilents9143
      @tysilents9143 5 лет назад +107

      Well said baby we'll fuckin said

    • @nitakenn7710
      @nitakenn7710 5 лет назад +51

      alexis kincaid Exactly

    • @cmonmaan9817
      @cmonmaan9817 5 лет назад +46

      get em!!!

    • @johnniedonothing
      @johnniedonothing 5 лет назад +32

      alexis kincaid, exactly!

    • @lian7092
      @lian7092 5 лет назад +27

      nahhh , i personaly love it , it's the most funnyest stuff i ever heard and it talks reason too

  • @themartezthomas7191
    @themartezthomas7191 5 лет назад +241

    Essence Atkins is 48 😍 she hasn’t aged a day!

  • @r.hathaway
    @r.hathaway 5 лет назад +862

    ...”I’ve told you many times, via group text...” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @sxm76
      @sxm76 4 года назад +4

      That line got me too😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @statingtheobvious7646
    @statingtheobvious7646 5 лет назад +1219

    Has anyone else watched this multiple times🤣😂😅???

    • @vetmom79
      @vetmom79 5 лет назад +5

      🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @robinbyrdsong4408
      @robinbyrdsong4408 5 лет назад +3

      Several!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 5 лет назад +20

      At least twice a day. The minute she grabbed the mic, I knew it gold.

    • @sammy69831
      @sammy69831 5 лет назад +5

      Yeeeeees i had too for health reasons buah ha ha ha 😂

    • @janayt9480
      @janayt9480 5 лет назад +1

      The dad is hee larious

  • @patricemighty9273
    @patricemighty9273 4 года назад +277

    The talent displayed here is unmatched. No line is wasted.

  • @dominikkimarita
    @dominikkimarita 5 лет назад +3701

    “...Reclaiming that name from the edgeless huhwhite woman...” I’m done, stick a fork in me💀💀

    • @rahshida
      @rahshida 5 лет назад +63

      She sho nuff edgeless though lol

    • @demim.9203
      @demim.9203 5 лет назад +5

      Dominique Marita lmaooo

    • @MariamaDIALLOCoaching
      @MariamaDIALLOCoaching 5 лет назад +46

      That line killed me 🤣. See, my last name is Diallo so when she took out this name, I was like "damn it woman!"

    • @reggiw.4708
      @reggiw.4708 5 лет назад +22

      Huhwhite woman! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mykzalot
      @mykzalot 5 лет назад +28

      Hwite Hwuhman

  • @watcherx2592
    @watcherx2592 5 лет назад +773

    "Think about it... Dyson Breaks down to die-son. They want us to kill our children..." 😂😂
    I'm DONE!!!!

    • @ryansmommie01
      @ryansmommie01 5 лет назад +22

      Mike
      I still can move from laughing at this. Strange thing is my uncle has a friend that believes and says stuff like this!

    • @goldlattes5291
      @goldlattes5291 5 лет назад +9

      ryansmommie01 lmaoooo i have an aunt who does the same shit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @realtalk6192
      @realtalk6192 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zucchinigreen
      @zucchinigreen 5 лет назад +2

      ⚰️💀🥀

    • @SALIMASOUND
      @SALIMASOUND 5 лет назад +1

      Lmaooo

  • @alicetheegreet
    @alicetheegreet 4 месяца назад +9

    "You just can't put Dr in front of your name, Hayley. Only Oprah can do that for you!" LOL 😂

  • @WriterVicYates
    @WriterVicYates 5 лет назад +2124

    Not Rachel Dolezal's counterfeit African name ..... I cannot breathe. ❤❤❤❤

  • @Doesitstop
    @Doesitstop 5 лет назад +247

    She went from "see see see" to "ok daddy". 🤣😂

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 5 лет назад +5

      I can't lie, that's my response to my daddy stopping my nonsense, too. All he has to say is my name!!

    • @caracara300
      @caracara300 5 лет назад

      Herteps are always pick mes 😂

  • @angelawhitlock5395
    @angelawhitlock5395 4 года назад +526

    "see see see... we are reclaiming that name from that "edgeless" white woman" I died😵

    • @cynthialewis3785
      @cynthialewis3785 4 года назад +4

      That is such a beautiful line, along with almost every line in the skit. I love it!👏🏽👏🏽

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 3 года назад +6

      And her edges been gone since she’s torturing her Very Caucasian hair with box braids! When delusion makes you bald!

  • @everdfm
    @everdfm 5 лет назад +641

    VIBRANIUM!!!
    SHE SAID WAKANDA FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lian7092
      @lian7092 5 лет назад +2

      Everth Fuentes truuuue👏

  • @ChastityJaye
    @ChastityJaye 5 лет назад +3133

    Soooo we not gon talk about how Essence Atkins hasn’t aged a day? 😩

    • @JarenMorris21
      @JarenMorris21 5 лет назад +45

      Just as lovely as ever! Yes, did notice that!

    • @sherethadaniels9545
      @sherethadaniels9545 5 лет назад +29

      She still beautiful!!!☺

    • @planetmai03
      @planetmai03 5 лет назад +22

      Her hair is beautiful!

    • @suspirodelmoro1430
      @suspirodelmoro1430 5 лет назад +52

      I WAS SHOOK. SIS IS UNCRACKABLE.

    • @TheCityDweller1
      @TheCityDweller1 5 лет назад +47

      I get that you're complimenting her, but maybe no one mentioned it because it's not necessary to basically insinuate that someone is old as hell yet doesn't look it. It'd be cool if we all stopped worrying about how old or not old other people look, IMHO.

  • @sassygreen5024
    @sassygreen5024 4 года назад +71

    Everybody tough until that inheritance is at stake. LOVED IT THO.

  • @jaywalt8418
    @jaywalt8418 5 лет назад +1290

    I lost it at “amongst vibranium”
    Wakanda forever! 🤣

  • @missmerli
    @missmerli 5 лет назад +1889

    See see see seee lmaoooooooo not the edgeless White woman....

    • @junsuimidori1448
      @junsuimidori1448 5 лет назад +105

      It's hwhite hwoman...

    • @maybeni288
      @maybeni288 5 лет назад +15

      @@junsuimidori1448 How Can She stay serious all along?!!? She a Pro👌🏾

    • @daphneepaul3737
      @daphneepaul3737 5 лет назад +5

      Merli Estime I thought She said ageless. I was about to say I thought black women were the ones who are ageless skin cause black don’t crack.

    • @daphneepaul3737
      @daphneepaul3737 5 лет назад +4

      Merli Estime “Girl if you don’t see your 5% ass 100% The way down” lol that was funny

    • @kwstaskwtidis1789
      @kwstaskwtidis1789 5 лет назад +2

      @@daphneepaul3737 it has subtitles. she says edgeless, but i thought that too at first

  • @meikoblock
    @meikoblock 5 лет назад +403

    When the cashier asks for my name, I'm gonna be like, "well my devil name is..."

  • @Divaginuwine
    @Divaginuwine 5 лет назад +275

    "So technically on this plane she's single" roflol!!!

  • @parisarmstrong6880
    @parisarmstrong6880 5 лет назад +1495

    That proud look she gave him when he threw the pork on the floor😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @enloeeagle7258
    @enloeeagle7258 3 года назад +68

    That "see, see, see" takes me out every single time! 😭😭

  • @MosesChacha
    @MosesChacha 5 лет назад +783

    “No no no no see see seeee” took me out literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erikapayne9348
    @erikapayne9348 5 лет назад +185

    Did she say vibranium, she went BLACK PANTHER on us!

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +48

    "They been using vacuum cleaners since the middle ages"
    Pound for pound the jokes in this skit are non-stop.

  • @APOSTLEJOEY2010
    @APOSTLEJOEY2010 5 лет назад +4945

    See, see, this blood diamond on your finger Is just a symbol of your idelogical entrapment. . . Ring, ring, slavery's calling!🤣🤣

    • @nmart1n
      @nmart1n 5 лет назад +12

      APOSTLEJOEY2010 😂😂😂🤣

    • @sonja4164
      @sonja4164 5 лет назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Anyila87
      @Anyila87 5 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @elsyvalerio5927
      @elsyvalerio5927 5 лет назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milab07
      @milab07 5 лет назад +8

      😭😭😭😭

  • @only1chosen
    @only1chosen 5 лет назад +884

    I embarrassed myself laughing this hard in this doctor's office. But then I thought about my ancestors... and I laughed loudly with the spirit of Mufasa.

    • @queendeche4555
      @queendeche4555 5 лет назад +30

      only1chosen and I screamed at your comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mistikalnawe
      @mistikalnawe 5 лет назад +39

      with the spirit of mufasa LOL im so dead xD

    • @0socrazii
      @0socrazii 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @marsha1758
      @marsha1758 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @7o7Dsy
      @7o7Dsy 5 лет назад +8

      This has me crying!! 🤣

  • @motab9907
    @motab9907 3 года назад +61

    shout out to Ryan's side-story lool the tragedy of his potential love story with Hannah to his fascination with Dr Ali-Youngman

  • @cynthiamadubuobi3050
    @cynthiamadubuobi3050 5 лет назад +1587

    It’s funny how Haley is Yoruba and her sister, Hannah is Ibo 😂😂

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 5 лет назад +287

      Really shows how these types of people don't even understand what exactly they themselves are saying

    • @byiza9484
      @byiza9484 5 лет назад +146

      Esinam Adzo Issa a skit...be entertained

    • @Bdotdecember
      @Bdotdecember 5 лет назад +153

      Esinam Adzo it's satire. You get that right . . .

    • @amritavadas4971
      @amritavadas4971 5 лет назад +63

      I didn't even notice that they wrote in that inconsistency

    • @adamadiallo3759
      @adamadiallo3759 5 лет назад +107

      Lol also she gives her sister the « Yoruba » last name « Diallo » when that name is Fulani

  • @Maygeminiii
    @Maygeminiii 5 лет назад +426

    “No no no no see see seeee” took me out 😂😂😂

    • @tysilents9143
      @tysilents9143 5 лет назад +12

      Me toooooooooooooooo this show is everything Robin thede and crew is the shit

    • @nzinga8
      @nzinga8 5 лет назад +2

      My favorite part to 😂😂

    • @BEaUtifully786
      @BEaUtifully786 5 лет назад +3

      Okay?!? Hilarious!!!

    • @tysilents9143
      @tysilents9143 5 лет назад +4

      @@BEaUtifully786 I keep watching this shit it's so funny

    • @MovieWidowMedia
      @MovieWidowMedia 5 лет назад +2

      Netta B. 😂😂

  • @porshMeh
    @porshMeh 5 лет назад +173

    “And my beloved baby sister, who still embraces her devil name..Hannah”😂🤣💀

  • @kristophergracia3162
    @kristophergracia3162 5 лет назад +2371

    Did she say “amongst Vibranium”?! Also, the 5% comment KILLS ME every time!

    • @DamarisEveryDay
      @DamarisEveryDay 5 лет назад +22

      Ok so I thought it was just me LOL

    • @Dagoodnurse
      @Dagoodnurse 5 лет назад +26

      I had to pause the video when Daddy said that!😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Chiyopipichanchan
      @Chiyopipichanchan 5 лет назад +27

      What does 5% mean?

    • @Dagoodnurse
      @Dagoodnurse 5 лет назад +54

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      The Five-Percent emblem, also known as the Universal Flag of Islam (I-Self Lord and Master).[1]

      Allah the Father (formerly Clarence 13X), the founder of the Nation of Gods and Earths
      The Five-Percent Nation, sometimes referred to as the Nation of Gods and Earths(NGE/NOGE) or the Five Percenters, is a movement founded in 1964 in the Harlemsection of the borough of Manhattan, New York City by Allah the Father, who was previously known as Clarence 13X and, before that, Clarence Edward Smith.
      Clarence Edward Smith was born February 22, 1928 in Danville, Virginia.[2] In 1952, Smith was inducted into the United States Army where his service in the Korean War and Japan earned him honors and medals, including the Korean Service Medal with one Bronze Service Star.[3][4][5][6] Upon his honorable discharge from the military in 1960,[3] Smith began visiting the Nation of Islam's (NOI) Temple No. 7, where he was captivated by the speeches of El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz (Malcolm X).[7] Smith joined the Nation of Islam and was renamed Clarence 13X, in accordance with the NOI's customs.[8][9]
      As a member of the Nation of Islam, Clarence 13X was an avid student of Malcolm X and NOI literature and lessons. He also became a member of the Fruit of Islam.[10] In 1963, Clarence 13X began teaching his NOI students that the Black man (collectively) was the "Original Man" and "God," and he "rejected" the Nation of Islam's doctrine that its light-skinned founder, Wallace Fard Muhammad, was Allah.[11][12] Between 1963-1964 Clarence 13X left the Nation of Islam, renamed himself Allah, and founded what is known as the Five-Percent Nation or Nation of Gods and Earths.[13][12][14] Five Percenters called him "The Father" because "many of them were the products of broken homes and this was the only father they knew."[15] Thus, Allah also became known as Allah the Father or Father Allah.
      Members of the group call themselves Allah's Five Percenters, which reflects the concept that ten percent of the people in the world know the truth of existence, and those elitesand their agents opt to keep eighty-five percent of the world in ignorance and under their controlling thumb; the remaining five percent are those who know the truth and are determined to enlighten the eighty-five percent.[16][12]
      The Nation of Gods and Earths teaches that Black people are the original people of the planet Earth, and therefore they are the fathers ("Gods") and mothers ("Earths") of civilization.[12] The Nation teaches that Supreme Mathematics and Supreme Alphabet, a set of principles created by Allah the Father, is the key to understanding humankind's relationship to the universe. The Nation does not believe in a god but instead teaches that the Asiatic Blackman is God and his proper name is "Allah", the Arabic word for "God".[12]
      Five Percenters have culture-specific names for certain cities. The New York City areas of Harlem ("Mecca") and Brooklyn ("Medina") were named after notable Islamic cities by members of the organization.[17][18] Other areas include Detroit ("D-Mecca"), New Jersey("New Jerusalem"), Chicago ("C-Medina"), Queens ("the Desert"), Connecticut ("New Heaven"), St. Louis ("Saudi"), Seattle("Morocco"), New Rochelle ("Now Rule"), and Dallas ("Sudan").[19]
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    • @Mymimemei
      @Mymimemei 5 лет назад +10

      Yassss the 5% comment floored me

  • @joshuagilchrist9520
    @joshuagilchrist9520 5 лет назад +240

    This show cracks me up..... I wish nothing but the best for these beautiful black women.

  • @tjmiles81
    @tjmiles81 3 года назад +39

    "See see see see" this entire show is genius! Love to see black women doing great things! 🙌🏾

  • @91WriterzStatus
    @91WriterzStatus 5 лет назад +263

    "That's Rachel Dolezal's counterfeit African name." There's too many quotable lines I can't. 😂😂😂

  • @dwight9012
    @dwight9012 5 лет назад +191

    Hertep is my favorite sketch character!!! Omg I am in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣
    "Open your ears to blow your minds Original people."

    • @lashondarochell7584
      @lashondarochell7584 5 лет назад +3

      Just so you know you are Gorgeous, yes I said it 😍😍😍

    • @dwight9012
      @dwight9012 5 лет назад +2

      @@lashondarochell7584 why thank you kindly.

    • @lashondarochell7584
      @lashondarochell7584 5 лет назад +2

      @@dwight9012 You welcome 😉

  • @DavidKen878
    @DavidKen878 5 лет назад +89

    "Raise your glasses, take off your shoes and throw your pork on the floor."😂

  • @yayalee8114
    @yayalee8114 5 лет назад +122

    I had to pause the video after "Caucasian seconds" to recollect my ancestral tears. I died, said hello to grambs and came back. Resume!

  • @eringate
    @eringate 5 лет назад +748

    We all know that one SUPER militant black person trying to tell us we're being black wrong! LOL

    • @ajh.7868
      @ajh.7868 4 года назад +62

      @L_ Mak it's always the biracial or light skins that feel they have to prove their blackness. They sometimes get told they're not black enough so they get all extra pro black on us. That's why the light skin pro blacks are more militant than the dark skin pro blacks.

    • @crystalleyvonne818
      @crystalleyvonne818 4 года назад +31

      Aj H. 1000% and if y’all think this is funny, come to Philadelphia they are inescapable

    • @wetwater3956
      @wetwater3956 4 года назад +14

      @@ajh.7868 thats a fact im light bright and almost white 😂😂 and my mom says im woke cuz I'm trying to forget my white part of me

    • @DJBlack909
      @DJBlack909 4 года назад +1

      It makes perfect sense, Aj H.

    • @capitalizingcapitalist1202
      @capitalizingcapitalist1202 4 года назад +3

      @@ajh.7868 funny cause BLM and the Isaraelite group is a bunch of dark skinned.

  • @rhiannaa.s7029
    @rhiannaa.s7029 4 года назад +181

    "So does Supreme Rameek let you have friends?" "Yeahh, he do hehe"

    • @amyqb117
      @amyqb117 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @luvaboy772
      @luvaboy772 3 года назад +9

      She still for the streets. 😆😆😂🤣😄😅😅😅

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 3 года назад +8

      She needs friends as she is single on this plane and unmarried

  • @andreslopez7267
    @andreslopez7267 5 лет назад +203

    I would watch this character all day.

  • @Lullalies
    @Lullalies 5 лет назад +549

    0:40 - "Only Oprah can do that for you" i.e. Dr. Phil

  • @ginamaygo6988
    @ginamaygo6988 5 лет назад +89

    I literally started crying when she explained Hannah’s name 😂😂😂💀 that was great!!!

  • @gailgranberry238
    @gailgranberry238 5 лет назад +72

    “I’ve told you MANY times via group text....” 💀 💀 💀
    Holeeee crap this entire sketch is so quotable!!

  • @91WriterzStatus
    @91WriterzStatus 5 лет назад +195

    Could you imagine this character going back and forth with Uncle Ruckus from the "Boondocks"? That would be gold.

    • @Quiche1
      @Quiche1 5 лет назад +5

      91WriterzStatus Yes! Since they are suppose to bring boondocks back an episode with them two would be genius!😂

    • @davidb5205
      @davidb5205 5 лет назад +24

      It's funny cause this reminded me specifically of that fake woke Boondocks character from the episode when Huey goes back to Chicago. "What's up?! *Struggle* is up, brotha. *Oppression* is up, Brotha. Salami eggs and bacon. My name is Dewey Oohbaba-ooo-mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa... Jenkins."

    • @kerph87
      @kerph87 5 лет назад +4

      Nooooo 😭
      We'll die of laughter 😂

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 лет назад +4

      I never knew how bad I wanted something until now

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 лет назад +1

      @@kerph87 tbf, some of us are kinda looking for an out, and this seems the best way to go

  • @leojbramble
    @leojbramble 4 года назад +37

    I can't say for sure that this is the single funniest sketch I've seen in my over half a century, but I don't remember ever laughing so hard at anything on TV. It's not only the hilarious writing, it's the delivery, the acting, the reaction shots, everything. Brilliant.

  • @smthmn
    @smthmn 5 лет назад +107

    My favorite character so far. I need more of this character and the dude Chris who can't commit to stuff

  • @sunday6930
    @sunday6930 5 лет назад +161

    Check at how she looked at her dad... then ignored him. That’s the look of someone who’s been crazy for a minute.

  • @Nali2013
    @Nali2013 5 лет назад +594

    "there weren't even brooms in Afrika - because there was no dirt"

    • @idwtbam
      @idwtbam 5 лет назад +3

      I wrote her off after that...well, a little before.

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 5 лет назад +40

      But, like, what is dirt other than raw earth? Why do we act like it’s so dirty when it is literally everywhere? Bricks and tiles are just dirt made hard with water and fire, wood comes from plants that make their homes in dirt, carpets are... What the fuck are carpets? It’s like fake grass you don’t have to mow...

    • @angel-ke9vs
      @angel-ke9vs 5 лет назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣 there are brooms in Africa

    • @lucalucente3797
      @lucalucente3797 5 лет назад +5

      @@AnkhAnanku carpets are made with animal's fur...so yeah...they are dirt too.

    • @joyfitpro
      @joyfitpro 4 года назад +2

      @Pink Pineapple 88 tell'em

  • @zeebee8527
    @zeebee8527 5 лет назад +75

    this character is so good she needs her own show.

    • @joelcollado4196
      @joelcollado4196 5 лет назад +3

      See see see See SEE! 👁👁

    • @shontapl
      @shontapl 5 лет назад

      I would so watch this if she had her own show...hahahaha

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633
    @skyfalldeadpool1633 Год назад +3

    This got to be Robin favorite character. Just hysterical

  • @twelveboxes
    @twelveboxes 5 лет назад +127

    "Open your ears to blow your mind original people" this is comedy gold

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin 5 лет назад +99

    >"So does Supreme Ramik let you have friends?"
    >"Yeah he do"
    Stop Stop Stop. Please I'm already dead.

  • @Rah2005
    @Rah2005 3 года назад +15

    That "Yeah, he do" at the end sends me everytime!

  • @AlucardPeach
    @AlucardPeach 5 лет назад +203

    That Oprah-Dr Phil dig tho😂

  • @LoveMySupaCool
    @LoveMySupaCool 5 лет назад +280

    "Ha" being the laughter of our oppressors and "Nnah" she shouldn't be using that name! I"M DONE!!!

    • @AM-AnitaM
      @AM-AnitaM 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShirleyTSaint
    @ShirleyTSaint 3 года назад +41

    Robin Thede is a national treasure. Hilarious 🤣

  • @ElijahehGee
    @ElijahehGee 5 лет назад +376

    Not “Caucasian seconds” 😂😂😂😂😂 That sent me! Brilliant writing ✍🏾

    • @cyrusnoble9259
      @cyrusnoble9259 4 года назад +5

      That one got me, too. lol

    • @blaze2001
      @blaze2001 4 года назад +2

      That's when you're really afrocentric lol. I feel like I'm back in college with the hoteps lol.

  • @rachealappiah-kubi2990
    @rachealappiah-kubi2990 5 лет назад +33

    From Ghana. So proud of the many Ghanaian references. Kwame, kente etc

  • @saltynutzz
    @saltynutzz 3 года назад +51

    "see I told you she was crazy"
    "you didn't tell me she was deep" *crazy smile*
    Finished 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanb4520
    @shanb4520 5 лет назад +141

    Toooo funny!!! 😂😂 I wish this was on Netflix!!

    • @albertocruz5032
      @albertocruz5032 5 лет назад +1

      I really recommend subscribing to HBO they have a ton of great shows on their library and a lot more coming soon.

    • @annettedaniels9048
      @annettedaniels9048 5 лет назад +1

      Yes please Netflix.

    • @morsecode9787
      @morsecode9787 5 лет назад

      "AH HAHH" meaning Guess what!! In the white oppressed language !l "she git me shook on english.!!!!! U can get the HBO APP FOR YOUR CELL PHONE!!!! Just Keep Looking
      Liking Sharing & Commenting so if it doesn't work our @ HBO they will get picked up else where. We just don't get this FUBU
      Fun & Funny facts to enjoy & learn. Even once every decade. We have to support by any means neccessary
      doess

    • @zintlemvana7955
      @zintlemvana7955 5 лет назад

      I don't want to be that person but Netflix has boring content. I tried them for a month and moved to a subscription service here in South Africa which has a lot of HBO shows as well as local shows. HBO has great content, you won't be bored

  • @Ashley_Magnolia
    @Ashley_Magnolia 5 лет назад +21

    “If you don’t sit yo 5% ass 100% of the way down...” THIS WAS THE BEST ONE LMAO

  • @alicetheegreet
    @alicetheegreet 4 месяца назад +2

    “If you don’t sit yo’ 5% arze 100% down, I'm cutting your inheritance.”
    "Okay daddy" and proceeds to sit down. That had me in rm tears and reminiscing about my childhood and how my father protected and cherished me. Still does. I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

  • @CeeCee962
    @CeeCee962 5 лет назад +180

    “See I told you she was crazy”
    “You didn’t tell me she was DEEP”
    “So technically on this plain, she single *throws pork on the ground*”
    Ffs 😂😂😂😂

  • @78625amginE
    @78625amginE 5 лет назад +66

    It shouldn’t be legal to have a show this funny. I have a heart condition dammit

  • @alicetheegreet
    @alicetheegreet 3 месяца назад +4

    Can't let 86400 Caucasian seconds go by before I watch this sketch again. Dr. Pre-PhD needs her own show.

  • @agoodday9247
    @agoodday9247 5 лет назад +84

    "So, does Supreme Rameek let you have friends?"
    "Yea he do"
    🤣🤣

    • @tc47440
      @tc47440 5 лет назад +3

      Lungile Mini I SCREAMED!!

    • @jesscnelson
      @jesscnelson 5 лет назад +6

      And she said it with such a sweet tone! 🤣

    • @ViviennesComfort
      @ViviennesComfort 5 лет назад +4

      I caught that and DIED... for the 10th time in this skit. Absolute *brilliance*.

  • @TheBuffetWitch
    @TheBuffetWitch 5 лет назад +314

    Caucasian seconds!! I'm done!!! Lol🤣

  • @destin3942
    @destin3942 Год назад +4

    Man this made me recognize how brilliant and talented Robin Thede is but more ppl should point out how Preacher Lawson did his thing too. The subtle facial expressions and gradual rise of excitement was hilarity 😊

  • @peters10456170
    @peters10456170 5 лет назад +232

    If you don't sit your 5% asz 100% of the way down 😂

    • @ameenasingleton5728
      @ameenasingleton5728 5 лет назад +9

      That part...🤣🤣🤣

    • @krisjets23
      @krisjets23 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ameenasingleton5728
      @ameenasingleton5728 5 лет назад +7

      When he said 5% I was thinking about the 5 percenters like Islam

    • @meemee5660
      @meemee5660 5 лет назад +6

      Dads always know how to set you straight with only a few words.😄

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 лет назад +4

      @@ameenasingleton5728 yes that's exactly it hence the pork reference

  • @greenvortex7
    @greenvortex7 5 лет назад +237

    They have been using vacuum cleaners since the Middle Ages! Lost it!!!!

  • @heroshyma69
    @heroshyma69 5 лет назад +193

    Girl, If you don't sit yo 5% ass 100% of the way down... Lol!

    • @sharjjahnaziz4122
      @sharjjahnaziz4122 5 лет назад +2

      What is 5%

    • @jacapomontecristo9287
      @jacapomontecristo9287 5 лет назад +7

      @@sharjjahnaziz4122 The Five-Percent Nation, sometimes referred to as the Nation of Gods and Earths (NGE / NOGE) or the Five Percenters, is a movement founded in 1964 in the Harlem section of the borough of Manhattan, New York City, by Allah the Father, who was previously known as Clarence 13X and, before that, Clarence Edward Smith.

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 5 лет назад +159

    This is what the world needs!!! Omggggg too funny

    • @jaysonest95
      @jaysonest95 5 лет назад +1

      I might need security I said these exact word while watching this episode

    • @lian7092
      @lian7092 5 лет назад +1

      i saved you , you were at 69 th like , i made it 70 , yu're wellcome 👏❤️👍

    • @chibaby0306
      @chibaby0306 5 лет назад +1

      @@lian7092 my heart is eternally grateful, thanks

    • @chibaby0306
      @chibaby0306 5 лет назад +1

      @@jaysonest95 righttttttttttttttt, hahaha great minds think alike😂😂

  • @judithroselyn
    @judithroselyn 5 лет назад +327

    this is how the comments in the Shaderoom sound like

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 5 лет назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      EVERY TIME !!!!!

    • @Meyrin93
      @Meyrin93 5 лет назад +2

      all the time 😂😂😕

    • @itoro22
      @itoro22 5 лет назад +1

      I can’t with you! Imbo 😂🤣😂🤣😂💀 It’s so true though lol 😂

    • @MammaKush88
      @MammaKush88 5 лет назад

      Yes. 🤣

    • @queenshay
      @queenshay 5 лет назад

      😭😭😂🙌

  • @TwoMarshmallows1
    @TwoMarshmallows1 3 года назад +26

    'Caucasian seconds' is my new time scale. I also really hope we get the Aunt Maybelle's funeral sketch.

  • @inouyde
    @inouyde 5 лет назад +6

    Don't have HBO... thank goodness for RUclips... every sketch so far is GOLD

  • @IScottTheScotch
    @IScottTheScotch 5 лет назад +26

    “How many Caucasian seconds must pass before I can speak the truth?” I’m dying 😆 😂

  • @gbenoit761
    @gbenoit761 11 месяцев назад +6

    This is a perfect sketch. Every caucasian second of it is hilarious.

  • @Peculiarities
    @Peculiarities 5 лет назад +110

    open your ears to blow your mind, original people.

  • @rach7189
    @rach7189 5 лет назад +68

    I just cannot stop watching this over and over. See see see...😂😂😂