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Written by Chandler Juliet
Filmed by Aaron Moering
Edited by Chandler Juliet
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I didn't know that demons were bad at maths 🤣 I now know their weakness!!!
Well it does say in Revelation that the number of the beast is to be understood by man, so the devil must be bad at math lol
"But wait, there's morgue."🤣🤣🤣
I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣
"Huh huh huh huh huh. Get it?"
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The Crypt-Keeper would be proud.
The puns! The dead eyes! Deadpan delivery! LOVE IT!!!
The exaggerated vocal fry really sold it. Top tier comedy.
ha ha ha Chandler! You go girl!
“ but wait, there’s … mooooorgue” 😂😂😂🤔🤣🤣🤣😳
Well your excitement is contagious.
So, you either pay 666 dollars or 66.6 dollars over ten payments? Talk about savings!
Even better lol it was either $666.00 or $6.66 spread over ten payments
Girl math…🤣
Can I get that with my mortgage payments?
"Being demonic has given my life no meaning, but it had no meaning anyway."
One of the greatest SNL skits ever! Got a feeling this is gonna offend the right people. Good!👍😅😅
TSP 88:34 Now, in the latter days the causes of the advancements that ye shall make in technology and science shall provide the means whereby the natural atmosphere of the earth shall begin to deteriorate in such a way that the heat of the sun shall be caused to do that which is was not intended according to the natural order for which the sun was created to give life unto the earth.35 And because of the effect of the sun, the earth shall begin to warm exceedingly and cause misery and destruction upon the earth.36 But even after these things shall come to pass, ye shall not repent, because of your desires for wealth and an easiness of life, which ye desire because ye worship the beast and desire the image that it hath created for you by the power of Satan. TTT 55:49 The tree of scientific knowledge will be greatly shaken by the fury of the elements of nature, and humanity will receive the fruits from that fall. Who, other than man, will be responsible for causing the elements of nature to become unleashed?51 Epidemics will fall upon the world, strange and rare diseases before which science will be impotent, and a great part of humanity will perish.52 The universe well be cleansed of its weeds. My justice shall separate out the selfishness, the hatred, and the tireless ambition. Great phenomena of nature will appear.53 Nations will be swept away and lands well disappear. This will serve as a warning bell for your hearts.56 To make you understand the error in which you live, volcanoes shall arise, fire shall surge from the earth to exterminate the evil seed. The winds shall be unleashed, the earth shall tremble, and the waters shall sweep over regions and nations.66 The elements shall cry out for justice, and upon unleashing themselves they will cause portions of the earth to disappear, becoming seas, and seas to vanish where land arises.67 Volcanoes will erupt to announce the time of my judgment, and all nature will be agitated and moved.
Mark 1:4-15, Matthew 3:6-17, John 3:1-5, Matthew 28:19-20, Luke 24:46-48, Mark 16:15-16, Acts 2:38.
Matthew 5:20, Luke 7:28-30, Acts 20:27
Repent and get baptized.
Romans 11:22 Behold therefore the goodness and severity of God: on them which fell, severity; but toward thee, goodness, if thou continue in his goodness: otherwise thou also shalt be cut off. 1 Corinthians 15:2. By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory the word I preached unto, unless ye have believed in vain. 1 John 2:3 And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.4 He that saith, I know him, and keep not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth of not in him.5 But who so keeps his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him. John 14:21 He that has my commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves me: and he that loves me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.23 Jesus answered and said unto him, if a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him. 1 Corinthians 15:2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory the word I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
TSP 65:7 And the people began to believe these things and look to the leaders of their churches as those who had been called of God to guide them in all things.8 But this was not the intent of the gospel of Jesus Christ, nor was it the intent of the Priesthood that was suffered to be established among them so that the fullness of the gospel could be given to the people.9 For the first principle of the gospel was that the people should have faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, even that they should listen to the words that he taught unto them and follow the example that he hath set for them.10 Then after they have accepted these things of Christ, that they might repent and forsake the things that they were doing that were not in conformity with the words of Christ.11 And after repenting and forsaking these things, that they should make a covenant before God and before all men that they are willing to take upon them the name of the Son, and keep his commandments which he hath given unto them, that they may have the Spirit to be with them always, which Spirit gives unto them this peace and joy, which is the love of the Father.12 And this covenant was made by and through the ordinances of baptism. After they are baptized and have made this covenant with the Father, then they receive the gift of the Holy Ghost that He hath promised to all of His children who worship Him and keep His commandments, which commandments He hath given unto them through His Son. Mark 16:15-16, Acts 2:38, 5:32, Matthew 28:19-20, 19:17, 22:37-40
Great job leveraging that vocal fry, you captured the attitude perfectly!😂😂
I loved how cold it was and how good you are at math
My name is "Hellary" lol
Haha, I love it!
I like the devil outfit. 🔥🔥
"I'll take you from demonetizes to demonize".🤣🤣
@@briansmith2160stop white knighting, putz
Eternal consequences! I do not even want to know what happens to you after death when you sell your soul for greed and worldly goods.
Seriously though, that vocal fry chills my blood
This is very good in many ways ❤ 😂
That vocal fry is evil.
Set up shop selling souls and every Ginger within a 1000 mile radius will be buying them from you. As a Ginger, I gotta know from where/whom are you buying your stock and the purity of your product.
did you say 10 payments of $6.66 ? lol that is a steal because you should say $66.6
OMG. The vocal fry 🤣
straight from hell, that is 😂
The dead pan laugh really sells it 🤣
I'm having a pun overdose after watching this
This is so very true today!!!! Thank you for sharing. People wake up 🆙 quickly!
This is so Spot On!! The face, the non emotion. I can’t!!!
I'm reminded of the bible verse, "For what shall it profit an OF ho, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own soul?
Watching this is just one more thing I have to explain to Saint Peter... like my list wasn't long enough before.
Few videos have me laughing the entire time. This one did! Thanks, Chandler!
Chandler channels every goth girl Ive ever experienced
brilliant- just perfect. just started my non monetized channel will keep this tips in mind-love to you woman! you make me and my daughters laugh :)
Lol, i liked and then noticed i was 667 so i removed it for the hack of it😂
The crazy eyes at the end👏🏻
SMOKING HOT 🔥
This is giving me vibes like those PSA's they did on Reno 911!
That laugh and vocal fry straight sent me to hell.
bwa-hahahahaha
Love the boots!
Absolutely brilliant culture jamming!
The laugh 😂
the Sad Thing IS: the overwhelming majority of women (men too) would EAGERLY sign up for this
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Do not be so sure. There would be some, however.
It's the burning truth!
This was really good!
Deva-tricksey. She's just soooooooooo irresistible.
Lol imagine being passerby while she films this. Be like uhhh wtf this chick doing?
The shoes 🤣🔥
if your on onlyfans , you already sold your soul
Sin is in
It's all about selling boxes; onlyfans boxes are the worst.
Love the voice Chandler .. like an angry Valley Girl !
The tongue 😂
The ultimate sacrifice😅
hahahaha
🤣❤🔥
OF girls be like : 😊👍
No returns 😂
I watched this. Now I need to go pray.
That's one Hell of a deal. Only $6.66. Sign me up.
As a man of culture, I was distracted the entire video. What was she talking about? 😁
The devil's in the details.
Idk I think she was cold or something.
@03:00 that laugh 😆🤣
Christ is King 👑
Amen 🙏🏻
this is not bad, its solid comedy.
So this what happens when you sell out to AIPAC
Throw in a pair of the cool earrings, and you got a deal.
I watched this so many times...
I have never been on OnlyFans, is it really this bad?
Most soul less performance ever ;)
I'm not sure what you're going for here, but anyone who has worked with The Bee is okay with me!!
Based on real events !
You will need to turn off your closed captioning for this.
It’s cold in hell
At this video title, what’s the difference?
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Sinfluencer ! ... 😊👍
HOT. Literally.
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Looks to be cool there?
She should be more popular
I'lll give you my Heart&Soul. . But you have to marry me
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From underwear to underworld?
Like no 661...
Super creepy.
One thing you can't sell your soul anyway, because your soul belongs to Christ who paid for it with His own Blood
Hawt. And I mean hell. You're a solid 7 though. Jk. You're funny
I don't get the voice delivery, but the writing is good! Give Jarrett back his ears.
My guess is she is supposed to sound dead inside.
She doesn't have a soul.
@@fibonacho Were they redheads?
Left nipple entire vid. So what's the deal?
Well, she used to be funny.
Does it look like there is something about her costume that is out of place? I can't put my finger on it. Maybe one of you has a pointer or two for us.
i.o.w. ''SELL YOUR SOUL FOR MONEY TO BURN IN HELL''.
THIS VIDEO IS LONG OVERDUE. DIGNITY IS PRICLESS. SEX SHOULD BE THE REWARD OF FRIENDSHIP, SEX SHOULD NEVER BE THE EXPOLITATION OF FRIENDSHIP!.
PETER CHRISS WROTE THE SONG "BLACK DIAMOND'', ABOUT THESE THINGS AND J. GIELS BAND WROTE THE SONG "ANGEL IN BLUE".
Like Donald Trump, except more honest and lots better looking.
Luser
Feminism in action as usual.
W o O W
I'll sell my soul to this devil, no hesitation.
Why
@@liverpoolfctv6582 Because this devil looks more interesting than most angels.