yeah it was a joke, they were being sarcastic or smthn but if you read on what they said about the hoop in an interview you can easily tell it's a joke.
I could see what they were trying to do. Once you beat the game and your sitting there in wonder and awe of finally seeing the outside world in Portal for once the illusion is broken by a big wheel coming out of nowhere and crashing in front of you. Now I aint saying this a GOOD joke or even really had the potential for a meme when you have cake and Hearty boxes. But I would feel bad for that one random valve employee that thought this was a good idea to feel like his idea was COMPLETELY overlooked.
I always naturally interpreted it just as a consequence of the counter's overflow. As in, it might have been even just 10thousand days, but if the counter's max value were 9999, this is what would happen, the readout voice would just get stuck on saying 9.
@@Tracktark because maxvalue overflows can do strange things. we don't know how their datatype for counting the time is implemented, and how the conversion to voice is implemented. i don't know, it just seemed like a plausible thing for my surface-level thought, 15 years of programming experience, abd assuming that the system controlling the facility has some scifi quirks in its implementation
i love how Valve went to the trouble of setting Portal and Half-Life in the same universe, seemingly build up the potential for some sort of crossover.........and then set Portal 2 50,000 years apart from the first game to make sure that never happened
He mentions in the video that it's deliberate. They never went to any trouble to tie them together. They used assets from Half-Life 2 in Portal out of necessity and worried people would notice so they rationalized it by putting them in the same universe. They never really wanted that to be the case, so in order to distance them they had Portal 2 begin in the far future.
Senpai He collapses from bullet wounds into a relaxation vault, it’s very likely that the reserve power would run to at least two rooms if wired to one area
Fellow Citizen Those plants wouldn’t have been growing non stop for 50,000 years. That’s not how plants work. Those plants might only be a season or so old, but be the offspring of several thousand generations of such plants. The real question is.... if it’s been anything like that long it’s odd that Wheatley and Space core would encounter 60s style astronauts in the vicinity of the moon or earth
DrewLSsix I know that, Imean the way the pictures show the current length, not that I was talking about how they would have Been nonstop. I’m just saying how if its been that long why would the plants be like that
You're sitting watching E3 2019 The trailer for some boring irrelevant Battle Royale game just finished The lights dim The Portal logo fades in 3 more words appear underneath "The card game"
Stefan Constantin Dumitrache Quite funny. Maybe valve likes to do stuff like that. They make 2 games but never the third. No halflife 3, no Left for dead 3, no portal 3, no orange box 3 etc...
Jensen Peacock Also reminder when Wheatley splits the one test chamber to make an exit for Chell if you quickly look you see a test subject darting through it
Wait... WHAT IF Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 because they have a grudge against us for not making hoopy the hoop a meme!?!?!?!?!? They are making us wait for it just like they waited for us!!!!
The announcer saying “9” over and over again is probably because it is confused, as it probably wasn’t programmed to go over 10,000 days. That’s about 27 years, and probably when it decided to wake chell up, as it couldn’t count anymore, or it ran out of power.
Also you can see that in the end of the game, when chell is released to that corn field, you can see that the metal of the cabin is in relatively good condition Metal starts to deterioate after some thousands of years, and that metal looks relatively fine Indicating that the announcer voice was just a error, and they probably decided to change how much time passed between portal 1 and 2 at development
@@corvetaumbr2410 yea and the rest of the facility would look waaaay more destroyed than what it is in game. 10,000 days is only a little more than 27 years, the overgrowth and decay looks about right for that time period of abandonment ngl
Crowbar collective : we made a cool game re release Valve.: but its our game Crowbar collective :we changed it slightly abd added some tiny things Valve: aye , fair nough.demomanmeme
i think you meant to say: Narbacular Drop team: We made this cute little game as a school project. Valve: Neat idea, we'll hire you to do literally any game you want, what do you say? Narbacular Drop team: Sweet, we say we do this exact idea, but better, and we'll name it Portal! (unless my information is incorrect...?)
50,000 Years? I don't think much of the facility would be left at that point. About 200 years sounds more plausible because it seems like plants have started to grow there fairly recently.
27 years is the most viable option. The computer speaks in days, not years. Assuming the computer wasn’t programmed to go over 10,000 days, it make sense on why it kept saying “9” over and over again, as it is confused. It isn’t exact, but even with the thing running on 1.1 volts, it couldn’t possibly last over 40 years. Especially considering the “stasis sleep” can literally preserve life for that long without cryogenics.
Yep. A few decades would be enough for nature to reclaim that facility as we saw it. In 50,000 years there would be nothing left. Remember, even ancient Egypt is around 5,000 years old in the oldest parts and look how little remains. In a desert with no water. Built in stone. Even the human species is only around 10,000 years old. Also, on a millennial timescale, someone would have found the facility long since. It's too big, even underground. You can believe a couple decades, but not millennia.
There's no way it's been more than 20 years or so. After 20 000 years there would be nothing working, most of the stuff would be corroded or decomposed and everything would be covered in thick layer of soil and plants. Look at photos from Chernobyl. It's been about 30 years since it was abandoned and it looks pretty much the same as Aperture Labs in Portal 2.
europeankid98 if I looked at the plants shown in the couple of photos on portal 2, I’d say around 20, less or more. my grandma grows vine plants and they grown way more than that over 2 years
You can’t even justify that it’s underground, as even abandoned mines will deteriorate that fast. The very latest you can push it is maybe 100 years, if we give it some plot armor
7:55 I would like to share some brain, but here are my opinions and thoughts: 1. Wheatley mentions that the reserve power went out, suggesting the main power went out earlier, which could be what maintained the main facility. 2. The upper areas are terrible indicators, but the underground 1950s area would not hold up for 50.000 years and still be safe and functional, being a big point as to why I believe it was 9 years. 3. Valve has previously made drastic changes from early development to late product(example F-stop - Portal 2) so 50.000 to 9 years is totally possible.
7:45 "given how the facility is so heavily overgrown in Portal 2 I think a fair estimate would be between 20000-50000 years". You have clearly never owned a house with a garden.....
3:47 F-Stop is a photographic term related to high dynamic range photography. The "F-Stop" mechanic in this version of Portal 2 could be related to a visual effect. Also note the term "Aperture"
That still makes no sense, though. Who would program something to stop counting at a specific number rather than just allowing it to count all the way up to 2 billion or so? (After all, that's the maximum amount that a signed integer can hold)
Portal 2 is soooo good! Now I just want portal 3... and Half-life 3, and left4dead3 and possibly TF3. But Valve is just really allergic to the number 3
One...two....uhh...two point one..and thats it. *portal's developer hates the number 3. He worked on windows (insert here) 1, 2 and 2.1 before getting fired*
In Portal 1 GLaDOS when seeing how much chell want to escape from facility, she tells chell that "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.", it can means a lot, if half-life 2 takes place the same time as portal, it means combine invaded at that time. 25.000 - 50.000, yet when GLaDOS (spoiler !) send us to the exit doors by elevator, we see beautiful sky, wheat and overall life. what can that means? WE DEFEATED COMBINE INVASION
9:33 Chances are he accidentally inhaled moon dust. At a particle level, moon dust has a bunch of jagged edges and will tear the hell out of your lungs.
Yeah, it's dumb. That's why I hate how you can hear Ratman in Portal 2. He should be dead. I'm fine with some abandoned dens, but having him being alive is nonsensical.
A random thought that came to my mind last night. Let's say after Chell defeats GLaDOS in the first Portal game she wasn't dragged back to the facility, she and Rat man are finally free from Aperture but they most likely: A) Killed or enslaved by the combine. B)Eaten by the xen creatures like Head Crabs and Antlions. C)fail to find food in the abandoned and destroyed cities they would most likely come across. Portal 2 truly was the perfect ending since thanks to Gordon Freeman the combine is no more and earth would've been back to it's original state before the seven hour war during those 20000-50000 years, and at least Rat Man died in his sleep, a calm and relaxing death.
To me, the 50000 years is bullshit. Considering all the events (athmosferical like wheater, or any other things that could have happened in world) I don't really think that the facility could survive that long. The conditions of the structure are not that bad, plants grow pretty fast if no one touches them, in 50000 i think the whole facility would have been completely destroyed and buried under lots and lots of sand and earth. The 99999... thing it's just an error handling of the computer, trying to say an approximate time (it could be that the time passed is so much that it overflowed the capacity of calculating of the computer, or the computer just got an error due to the bad conditions of the facility). I mean, what kind of tecnology can survive and still be operative after 50000 years???
Even though the chell story is done, as the devs have said many times, I would love a game where you are an aperture science employee, where you are there on the day GLadOS is activated, and you have to escape the facility using the portal gun and maybe even a real gun
+Kiuraz Wow you got me there man, I was going to search for the voice actor, "Chell's voice actor". But before pressing search I said to myself, "Hey they never speak.." L.O.L
Honestly the 99999 Theroy i would like to agree but i just feel the facility would be almost completly gone and nothing would be distinguishable by 50k years
DSC | B34tZ i agree with that because there were no people after glados kill all AS employees so no one could clean those plants. And AS was very healthy with fresh, cleaned air and such natural light. Glados confirmed this in one chapter but i dont remember this well. And i agree with software try to said 9 years or months and got lagged because of low power level.
the 273 year max more sense using the deterioration of the facility and the fact that when Chell leaves the elevator in the second one all signs of the buildings is gone and fields of wheat now grow. 27k years the facility would be nothing but dust and any power system would be long exhuasted or broken down.
Here's the only correct answer: In the last act of the CO-OP mode, you can hear GLaDOS say the facility has been out of order since 50000 years. This decision was made so as not to conflict with the events from Half Life. If you do not believe me, either watch Let's Plays or play the CO-OP yourself until the end.
What if it only takes place 20 years in the future, and the "apocalyptic scenario" in Portal 2 was the combine invasion in Half-Life 2? They do take place in the same universe...
It's not logically correct, Portal 1 takes place before the events of Half-Life 2 (It's likely to be set during the events of Half-Life Alyx). The facillity in Portal 1 was left untouched by the combine for some reason, and Portal 2 takes place after Half-Life 2, so it's unknown what time range Portal 2 is in. People have been speculating that Portal 2 takes place far, far away in the future, it could take place when the Combine has been entirely wiped off the earth, or the Combine has successfully extorted Earth of its resources.
@@literallyglados because Glados says this: "Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. Whats going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even i'm not sure what's going on outside. all i know is i am the only thing standing between us, and THEM."
I played the portal add on which actually features Mell. It actually takes place in between portal 1 and 2 and answers a lot of questions like how Chell wakes up. I highly suggest it! Its very fun, the characters are memorable, as usual, it keeps the same mechanics and is actually quite short. I’m pretty sure it counts as cannon as well.
System freezing up maybe? Maybe he was going to say 'Ninehundredand-whatever' but the system froze and said '99999,9...9' instead. Similar to when a game freezes and the soundclip keeps going.
I’ve always thought that portal 1 takes place soon after or during the 7 hour war/portal storm period. Then portal 2 takes place 20 years after the first game cause 50000 years is way too much
I dont think it would take 20k years for the facility to overgrow. 100-200 years would have been enough, especially when considering the radiation of the Back Mesa accident.
yea but remember it was overgrown as well in the deepest parts of the facility. Thousands of feet underground. So maybe it could have taken that long to grow all the way down and out through the facility.
Plants wouldn't have just started growing. The facility was a clean and sterile place miles and miles underground, all metal, concrete and stone. To have all the metal and concrete walls oxidate and break down and have plants grow through would indeed take thousands of years I think.
Also interesting: at the end of Portal you get a personal file from GLaDoS, in which she sings some kind of poem. In this poem, she references Half-Life extremely clearly: she names Black Mesa as a place, followed by "just kidding".
***** and the furniture? Do you really think average furniture from the 60s would last more than a few centuries especially the bed from the beginning of the game? Or all the test Chambers and the huge *METAL* spheres filled with water or some kind of acid? Not to forget that this is a salt mine. And all the electricity still works, even all the lights. Not to forget, Today's concrete and cement doesn't even lasts that long. And those science project potatoes would be dust after such a long time Yes, quite a bit of time has passed, probably around 150 years, but 50000 is just ludicrously overestimated
***** oh yeah they probably filled the whole facility with ember... Also the half life (no pun intended) of Plutonium-239 which is used in nuclear reactors is only about 25000 years... So yeah after 50000 years there wouldn't be anything left to fire up the reactor again
***** Some of the potatoes we're still intact and have not degraded since before the first game (the bring your daughter to work day). They hadn't degraded so much. Talk about your plot oversights from valve. and infact, it's only the facitlity ABOVE Chell's overgrown potatoe that had, well, overgrowth which is consistant from the shrubbery overgrowth comming off from the potatoe.. Valve like to leave things open and not say anything specific. They very rarely tie their hands. It's entirely possibly it's only been a matter of weeks/couple of years - and they'll use the magic overgrown potatoe theory to explain the damage, (if 'they' wanted to)
I totally agree that 50000 years is unrealistic even in terms of fiction. There was this one documentary that speculated on what would happen with earth if all humans suddenly disappeared and apparently according to their research even cities like New York would submerge and erode in terms of centuries at the maximum. Just for comparison 50000 years ago first humans of our species left Africa. This would mean that another history of modern man would pass before the events of Portal 2. That just seems weird, sorry.
The old pyramids and buildings are still in shape from thousands of ur ago. There's no wind or rain underground, so the facilities would have stayed in shape.
My favorite Hoop joke is in Portal Stories: Mel where you find a hidden room with a hoop and the current commentary provider asks why they would think anyone would find it funny. (If you love puzzles, play that, and play it on advanced mode for the true challenge; it's amazing)
Super intendant Soldier: THE BOREALIS SHIP! Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR! Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS TIME OF DAY! Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS PART OF AMERICA! Super intendant Soldier: LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WHITHIN YOUR FACILITY! Cave Johnson: Yes! Super intendant Soldier: May i see it? Cave Johnson: Mmmm, no Cave Johnson: But while your here, Mr Soldier, may i interest you with Lemon grenades? They are good to kill enemies! it will first confuse them of why did you throw a lemon and then BOOM, they are dead. Super intendant Soldier: HOLY MERRY MOTHER OF MAGICAL PAINIS, IM TAKING 10 THOUSAND BOXES OF THEM Cave Johnson: It costs 400000$ each box Super intendant Soldier: FUCK IT! ILL BUY IT!
Eli: good god Kleiner: it's the borealis! Alyx: what the borealis? it's real? Kleiner: oh yus! Eli: no, there can not be another black mesa Combine soldier: SHIT!
the thing is, that she couldn't have sleeped so long, Because (for example) the Paper of the “bring your daughter day“ is still there.it should be gone After 50000 years
MrBrainbacon that could be true but what I want to know is where did she end up at in portal2 because in the first 1 she was in a fucking parking garage
For how long it is between portal 1 and portal 2, if you ever seen the show "life after people" you'd know that much damage to a building can occur after only 300 years, with 50,000 years pretty much being the whole place collapses
Agreed. As I ranted in the comment chain a few comments above this, there are still metal girders floating in the damn corrosive goo in old Aperture. I also find it rather unlikely that any electronics would work after a couple decades. Some of the old Aperture equipment I can understand, since the stuff built in the 50's was designed to withstand a lot more punishment, but intricate miracles of "advanced electro-mechanical engineering" probably wouldn't last a decade without maintenance. I get it's a game, but jesus fuck, what a way to crush your suspension of disbelief.
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I dont know why but does anybody feel something really sad about portal? The game really makes me feel lonely somehow. Maybe it is just the voice of GLaDOS, or how she is keep talking as if my character is about to answer her, which she never does. And, thinking that portal 2 takes place 50000 years in the future, where everything that you know is completely gone, not even sure if people still live or speak the same language. There is somehow something very melancholic about the game.
I highly doubt that 50,000 years actually passed. with 50 millenia there would be pretty much no possible trace of the facility, based on real overgrowth statistics. Based on the size of the lab, the disrepair, and the vegetation growing in it, I'd say it's closer to 500-1,000 years after the first wake-up call.
Most people ask this: who was dragging Chell at the end of Portal? Answer: We don’t know but it’s most likely the _Party Escort bot_ . This is evidenced because at the end of Portal as soon as Hoopy the Hoop falls in front of Chell, the subtitles say: “Party escort submission position” And then the Party Escort bot ‘escorts you to the party’.
or rattman is controlling the robot and dragging chill back in because he's messed in the head and is really playing a huge game we also know he's not right in the brain because he doesn't know the number 3
As for number seven, this is actually probably Rattan's insane ghost rambling in one of his hiding places he found when he was alive, the main price of evidence being that the song played is called "Rattman's Ghost". Also, it had been several millennia between the events of the comics and the second game, so unless he somehow also put himself in a stasis chamber, or he died.
I'm not sure if anyone payed attention to the fact that at the end of the first game, GLADOS is outside, in an area with basic civilization and then at the begining of portal 2, it's inside. and finally, (major spoilers!!!) at the end of 2, you are transported up a long elevator, into a wheat field. long time? or has someone been messing with GLADOS?
Apparently the Party Escort Bot dragged most of GLaDOs's body back into the facility. And as for your second point.... I'm not sure. I will say that Portal 2's version of the Aperture facility is almost completely different to how it is in Portal 1.
I think they just retconed what happened to GLaDOS once Chell destroyed the final sphere in order to have a very cool walk in the GLaDOS chamber with her remains inside, and also to avoid having to go to the surface to see the remains and then go back inside to revive her and play the tests instead of fleeing like any reasonable human would.
In portal 1 Glados had a line that said "bring you daughter to work day is a good day to get her tested" so I wonder if that's how Chell became a test subject
I find it funny how these facts go from "the rat man could be alive" to "portal 2 happens 50,000 years after portal" as if those don't imply the other couldn't happen.
No.5 makes more sense than what I thought before. In the first portal glados talks about some daddy daughter day where you could even get your daughter tested at tested her voice drops so nice catch! I never knew that!
Little known fact: Hoopy the hoop was a prototype for portals. In the end, only the shape was reused and Hoopy the hoop was pushed aside and forgotten. Sad, but true story.
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For #5, in portal 1 GLaDOS actually said “bring your daughter to work day is a great time to have her tested”. Maybe she really was just abandoned like GLaDOS said?
The Hoop thing is surely a joke, there is no way that they would think that 3 seconds of some debris would be a meme.
you are talking about people who cant count to three here.
@@danielr5157 lmao
yeah it was a joke, they were being sarcastic or smthn but if you read on what they said about the hoop in an interview you can easily tell it's a joke.
The meme is them thinking it would be a meme lmao
I could see what they were trying to do. Once you beat the game and your sitting there in wonder and awe of finally seeing the outside world in Portal for once the illusion is broken by a big wheel coming out of nowhere and crashing in front of you. Now I aint saying this a GOOD joke or even really had the potential for a meme when you have cake and Hearty boxes. But I would feel bad for that one random valve employee that thought this was a good idea to feel like his idea was COMPLETELY overlooked.
2:52 No wonder why it was going to be incinerated.It's a spoiler turret
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@@heavenport9359 you're a human?
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@@heavenport9359 no shit...
@@heavenport9359 yes, i'm a terrible person! why?
There's an unused line for Glados where she literally says "50,000 years is a lot of time to think."
It still dosen’t make sence that the facility’s still standing... It would have collapsed in on itself by now
@@urotaion9879 it's cool to think about tho
@Nadja Kostek no concrete and iron would be dust by that time
@@ClassifiedGamez i heard at one point that The whole centre was build to last a long Time whitout prosper maintanance
@@urotaion9879 Correct.
By the way, the announcer continues saying “9” while Wheatley is talking
so 273972.6 years
I always naturally interpreted it just as a consequence of the counter's overflow. As in, it might have been even just 10thousand days, but if the counter's max value were 9999, this is what would happen, the readout voice would just get stuck on saying 9.
@@MidnightSt Why would it get stuck tho ?
@@Tracktark because maxvalue overflows can do strange things. we don't know how their datatype for counting the time is implemented, and how the conversion to voice is implemented. i don't know, it just seemed like a plausible thing for my surface-level thought, 15 years of programming experience, abd assuming that the system controlling the facility has some scifi quirks in its implementation
But jut day (9) nine nine nine maybe a broke them. Bekause jut say nine.
the 99999999999 refers to the number of the days that we must wait untill Half-Life 3 releases :D
XD
you forgot two multiply by 3 because half life 3
Imagine while playng portal 2 finding some Combine dead soldiers :D
Feier Alex
XD XD XD
+Feier Alex HOLY SHIT that would be an awesome reference to connect the two games instead of the borealis in half life
The rat man rambling is just terrifying
He sounds like he’s having a severe panic attack or knows he’s going to die soon.
@@dusksunsetio6042 if I remember correctly, there's a theory that he's a schizophrenic
@@aojet He's seen taking medications in the comics meanwhile the companion cube talks to him.
@@richbander7154 i think he speaking about the boethia
@@cintra4867 Ayo, where's Joseph?
Do you know why HL3 isnt released yet?
You guys didnt make Hoopy the Hoop a meme..
Now valve will have revenge..and it has it.
r/pettyrevenge
@@joshua6186 r/supernovarevenge
r/blackholerevenge
@@funnylucky731 r/no
*r/gladosisabitch*
@gui2004jc she’s also my favorite villain in all of video games.
i love how Valve went to the trouble of setting Portal and Half-Life in the same universe, seemingly build up the potential for some sort of crossover.........and then set Portal 2 50,000 years apart from the first game to make sure that never happened
The best part is that there's a line in portal 2 where Glados references seeing humans outside. So I guess Dog,Alyx and Gordon won
@@smokedeuch4039 yeah, she was probably lying
@@simon.lansky UNlikely. Gordon Freeman is literally a speedrunning jumping flying super god.
@@smokedeuch4039 She also mentions that it's unsafe outside, which is extremely likely considering the combine invasion.
He mentions in the video that it's deliberate. They never went to any trouble to tie them together. They used assets from Half-Life 2 in Portal out of necessity and worried people would notice so they rationalized it by putting them in the same universe. They never really wanted that to be the case, so in order to distance them they had Portal 2 begin in the far future.
*says rattman may still alive*
*also says 20.000-50.000 years have passed from the first game to the second*
noice :D
Senpai
He collapses from bullet wounds into a relaxation vault, it’s very likely that the reserve power would run to at least two rooms if wired to one area
@@dalemonshateu6948 Yh ur right
da lemons the power ran out, meaning that ratty dude would not have oxygen
the noise was creepy
SUKON DIS NUTS
Well
He was in a chamber so he slept forever and didn’t die
I would think that facility would be more than overgrown if it were 50,000 years!
Yeah
AWriterWandering I don’t think those plants would have been that length if it was that long lol
Fellow Citizen Those plants wouldn’t have been growing non stop for 50,000 years. That’s not how plants work. Those plants might only be a season or so old, but be the offspring of several thousand generations of such plants.
The real question is.... if it’s been anything like that long it’s odd that Wheatley and Space core would encounter 60s style astronauts in the vicinity of the moon or earth
DrewLSsix I know that, Imean the way the pictures show the current length, not that I was talking about how they would have Been nonstop. I’m just saying how if its been that long why would the plants be like that
Everything would be dust...
Hoopy 3: This Time It's Personal
You're sitting watching E3 2019
The trailer for some boring irrelevant Battle Royale game just finished
The lights dim
The Portal logo fades in
3 more words appear underneath
"The card game"
nddragoon that would be the queue for me to pull the plug on my 1% of hope for Valve
RIP Dota
"Boo~~~!!!"
Following a riot that no one knows when will end
Solitaire 3
OMG you're so hilarious!
"Nine-nine-nine..."
Square root of 9 equals 3.
Portal 3 confirmed.
Sunay Yuseinov Seems legit
Sunay Yuseinov Square root of 999 is 333, Portal 333 confirmed.
Stefan Constantin Dumitrache
Quite funny. Maybe valve likes to do stuff like that. They make 2 games but never the third. No halflife 3, no Left for dead 3, no portal 3, no orange box 3 etc...
Mastabacc I guess there will never be a vALVE 3, huh?
+Sunay Yuseinov the gods have sent us their secrets, next they will be telling us the meaning of life
"And all the test subjects besides Chell likely perished"
"I come back here to find ten thousand flipping vegetables" ~Wheatley
"if anybody asks, and nobody's going to ask, but if they do tell them that last time that you checked everyone looked pretty much alive"
Jensen Peacock Also reminder when Wheatley splits the one test chamber to make an exit for Chell if you quickly look you see a test subject darting through it
NotchMath That's P-Body. One of the cooperative robots glados built.
@@notchmath9642 wait you what
Lol
Wait... WHAT IF Valve hasn't released Half-Life 3 because they have a grudge against us for not making hoopy the hoop a meme!?!?!?!?!? They are making us wait for it just like they waited for us!!!!
NO its because gabe (for some reason) hates the number 3 because of microsoft i do not know how microsoft made him hate 3
world of gaming So where the fuck is portal 4
He really liked windows 3.1 but they made him work on 95 instead, and has held a grudge ever since
The fact that valve jokingly wanted it to be a meme is a meme.
HostileRaccoon Yeah, or Portal 2.99 + .01
The announcer saying “9” over and over again is probably because it is confused, as it probably wasn’t programmed to go over 10,000 days. That’s about 27 years, and probably when it decided to wake chell up, as it couldn’t count anymore, or it ran out of power.
Also you can see that in the end of the game, when chell is released to that corn field, you can see that the metal of the cabin is in relatively good condition
Metal starts to deterioate after some thousands of years, and that metal looks relatively fine
Indicating that the announcer voice was just a error, and they probably decided to change how much time passed between portal 1 and 2 at development
@@corvetaumbr2410 yea and the rest of the facility would look waaaay more destroyed than what it is in game. 10,000 days is only a little more than 27 years, the overgrowth and decay looks about right for that time period of abandonment ngl
Well I mean it DID run out but ratman routed power to ya so ya still alive
@@screentimerhehehehehe, "still alive"
Petition for Hoopy the Hoop to star in Portal 3
that would be nice, but Valve cant count to 3...
n1
I second that!
I don't think that they will make a third one because there's two portals in the game orange and blue so I think they will keep it at 2
There is actually a 3rd portal straight to Gaben's heart and it's called "money". So they might still make a 3rd.
literally any small game project: **exists**
VALVe: iLl takE yUOr eNTirE StoCK
Crowbar collective : we made a cool game re release
Valve.: but its our game
Crowbar collective :we changed it slightly abd added some tiny things
Valve: aye , fair nough.demomanmeme
i think you meant to say:
Narbacular Drop team: We made this cute little game as a school project.
Valve: Neat idea, we'll hire you to do literally any game you want, what do you say?
Narbacular Drop team: Sweet, we say we do this exact idea, but better, and we'll name it Portal!
(unless my information is incorrect...?)
@@MidnightSt true
They also hired the devs of Counter strike, team fortress and bought the rights of dota(didn't hire this time)
Minecraft
© 2007 Valve Corporation
SmMn SmMn and then Valve turns it into a multimilliore dollar franchise
*fact 6*
A portal game without portals?!?
That's like a legend of zelda game but without zelda
Sooo, Majora's Mask.
Link's awakening ?
You could could’ve just said something like Call of Duty without guns/war.
Legend of Zelda is about Link anyway.
@@uzefulvideos3440 Breath of the Wild definitely is about Zelda and Zelda alone.
50,000 Years? I don't think much of the facility would be left at that point.
About 200 years sounds more plausible because it seems like plants have started to grow there fairly recently.
I agree
27 years is the most viable option. The computer speaks in days, not years. Assuming the computer wasn’t programmed to go over 10,000 days, it make sense on why it kept saying “9” over and over again, as it is confused. It isn’t exact, but even with the thing running on 1.1 volts, it couldn’t possibly last over 40 years. Especially considering the “stasis sleep” can literally preserve life for that long without cryogenics.
@@kiio1291 also nature takes back anything we build a lot faster than people imagine
Yep. A few decades would be enough for nature to reclaim that facility as we saw it. In 50,000 years there would be nothing left. Remember, even ancient Egypt is around 5,000 years old in the oldest parts and look how little remains. In a desert with no water. Built in stone.
Even the human species is only around 10,000 years old.
Also, on a millennial timescale, someone would have found the facility long since. It's too big, even underground. You can believe a couple decades, but not millennia.
@@bobbyfeet2240 eh... the human species is more like 300,000 years old.
Great, now I have to replay whole of chapter 6 to find the Borealis easter egg
**Clap clap**
Lol IKR
Oh good. your slow clap processor made it into this thing.
Yep That Slow Clap Processor Made it into the comment section....hmm.... *Slap* Whoops sorry i think my slow clap processor broke ;-;
I fucking hate chapter 6
Good that's still working
"9999999 days"
Skyrim NPC : "Hey you, finally awake"
There's no way it's been more than 20 years or so. After 20 000 years there would be nothing working, most of the stuff would be corroded or decomposed and everything would be covered in thick layer of soil and plants. Look at photos from Chernobyl. It's been about 30 years since it was abandoned and it looks pretty much the same as Aperture Labs in Portal 2.
europeankid98 if I looked at the plants shown in the couple of photos on portal 2, I’d say around 20, less or more. my grandma grows vine plants and they grown way more than that over 2 years
You can’t even justify that it’s underground, as even abandoned mines will deteriorate that fast. The very latest you can push it is maybe 100 years, if we give it some plot armor
Which is a reason I think that it's supposed to be 9 years.
the entire atmosphere would have been 100% greenhouse gases, completely toxic
It must've been long enough for the outside where it used to be a parking lot and buildings to become literally a field of grass.
7:55 I would like to share some brain, but here are my opinions and thoughts:
1. Wheatley mentions that the reserve power went out, suggesting the main power went out earlier, which could be what maintained the main facility.
2. The upper areas are terrible indicators, but the underground 1950s area would not hold up for 50.000 years and still be safe and functional, being a big point as to why I believe it was 9 years.
3. Valve has previously made drastic changes from early development to late product(example F-stop - Portal 2) so 50.000 to 9 years is totally possible.
For fact 5, in Portal 1, Glados says that bring your daughter to work day is a great way to get them tested.
True fact!
7:45 "given how the facility is so heavily overgrown in Portal 2 I think a fair estimate would be between 20000-50000 years".
You have clearly never owned a house with a garden.....
preben nielsen that’s a pretty wide range
Yeah, because plants grow in salt mines...
3:47
F-Stop is a photographic term related to high dynamic range photography. The "F-Stop" mechanic in this version of Portal 2 could be related to a visual effect. Also note the term "Aperture"
What is high dynamic range photography
@@Taykorjg very bright brights and very dark darks. high color and high contrast.
The ending of portal 2 is so good I don't mind them not making portal 3
I think portal 2 ending is a lie once again because i think the farm is made for cakes, so the Cake Is A Lie
But no.
We need a Portal 3. There're no other stance one can take.
a prequel would be nice
@@craftgames1882 you can try the mod Portal Stories: Mel. It takes place mostly between Portal and Portal 2.
The ''999999.........'' just means that the counter can't go any higher....
or maybe, It just doesn't have the info on how ling it is
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN... aprature is controlled by Nazis confirmed
Bleach heh
That still makes no sense, though. Who would program something to stop counting at a specific number rather than just allowing it to count all the way up to 2 billion or so? (After all, that's the maximum amount that a signed integer can hold)
its possible that they never intended to be sleeping for more than 99 days otherwise it would of been measured in months or years not days
This gave me nostalgia. I miss this. It has really been years since this first came out and I saw it.
Me too ;-;
Me too
Portal 2 is soooo good! Now I just want portal 3... and Half-life 3, and left4dead3 and possibly TF3. But Valve is just really allergic to the number 3
Half Life Alyx is kinda Half Life 3 also there's an aperture game.
@@R3fug333 you mean the 30 min game thats just supposed to introduce you to the steam deck? its not even a proper game
@@moth4423 It's the closest we've got.
@@R3fug333 yeah but im just saying that its not really a game but im still happy that we got something
Valve is allergic to tf2 too lol
me: *1 2 3*
Valve: wait thats illegal
*1 2 More Than two and Less Than Four*
One...two....uhh...two point one..and thats it.
*portal's developer hates the number 3. He worked on windows (insert here) 1, 2 and 2.1 before getting fired*
*half life alyx noises*
@@OpposingFork yep didnt remember the name.
Paradoxical Preemption Uncertainty Protocols; ENGAGED. space-time will self-destruct in TWO minutes
wait a minute...... portal 1 + portal 2 = portal 3 + same universe as half life + half life 1 + half life 2 = Half Portal 6 confirmed!
my mind has been blown
HalfPortress 3 confirmed because they are all in the same universe
Carter Burrill because in the description of the Ap-Sap (weatley sapper for spy) it's says it was donated by a girl from a destroyed lab
Carter Burrill well team fortress could be in every universe ever because there's references to a lot of games
the game world may be like shrek it ralph,all the games are in the same universe
In Portal 1 GLaDOS when seeing how much chell want to escape from facility, she tells chell that "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.", it can means a lot, if half-life 2 takes place the same time as portal, it means combine invaded at that time.
25.000 - 50.000, yet when GLaDOS (spoiler !) send us to the exit doors by elevator, we see beautiful sky, wheat and overall life.
what can that means? WE DEFEATED COMBINE INVASION
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
*half life 3 confirmed*
I'm pretty sure that the invasion happened on bring your daughter to work day, which also happened to be turn on glados day.
Geoffrey Vonbargen I think that's true, I heard that somewhere before
Geoffrey Vonbargen
Combine invasion AND GladOS activation at the same day...coincidence?
NOPE.
Combine could have sabotaged GladOS.
5:29 his voice sounds like something out of portal
LoOoooOO0ng time
i thought the same thing
Like auto tune
Yeah it had that autotune GLaDOS effect
Yes
I thought I was the only person
9:33 Chances are he accidentally inhaled moon dust. At a particle level, moon dust has a bunch of jagged edges and will tear the hell out of your lungs.
HaveN based on the game, he was struggling with the moon rock sickness for a few months. And yes, I am aware that this comment is a year old.
@@Uzedrname gaming moment
I remember hearing it fucked up his kidneys as well
He says in Portal 2 that the conversion gel was the source of the illness, not the dust
@@gav7692 The conversion gel is made up of moon rock dust, and anyway I'm pretty sure he says "moon rocks are pure poison."
Many people don't know this, but you can hear ratman in all of his dens, you have to stand next to certain walls though.
Also, if it has been around 25,000-50,000 years, then why was ratman speaking in his dens? Game logic.
Yeah, it's dumb. That's why I hate how you can hear Ratman in Portal 2. He should be dead. I'm fine with some abandoned dens, but having him being alive is nonsensical.
Michael Biland Or maybe it's just not so long after Portal as we thought
Believing it's been 50,000 years between the two Portal games is the REAL nonsensical bs here.
Dont you read the comic? The Ratman Also Sleep In the Cyrogeneic bed or whatever it call.
[Music] My own 8-bit version of "Still Alive" from Portal.
Yeah, well...link?
Yeah cover is great I want a download or something
Key words: "my own 8 bit.."
@@NPC-pt4gh key words: "Yeah, well... link?"
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It’s his decision whether or not to share it, and I wish he would. Oh well.
I just want to see a glimpse of ratman:(
this coment was along time ago but you can see ratman from portal in the comix look them up online
just read the labrat comic, then you can see chell and ratman
A random thought that came to my mind last night.
Let's say after Chell defeats GLaDOS in the first Portal game she wasn't dragged back to the facility, she and Rat man are finally free from Aperture but they most likely:
A) Killed or enslaved by the combine.
B)Eaten by the xen creatures like Head Crabs and Antlions.
C)fail to find food in the abandoned and destroyed cities they would most likely come across.
Portal 2 truly was the perfect ending since thanks to Gordon Freeman the combine is no more and earth would've been back to it's original state before the seven hour war during those 20000-50000 years, and at least Rat Man died in his sleep, a calm and relaxing death.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here. "huge success"
it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture science, we do what we must, because we can.
for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead
Pauda the Brony you're too late, you ruined it
To me, the 50000 years is bullshit. Considering all the events (athmosferical like wheater, or any other things that could have happened in world) I don't really think that the facility could survive that long. The conditions of the structure are not that bad, plants grow pretty fast if no one touches them, in 50000 i think the whole facility would have been completely destroyed and buried under lots and lots of sand and earth. The 99999... thing it's just an error handling of the computer, trying to say an approximate time (it could be that the time passed is so much that it overflowed the capacity of calculating of the computer, or the computer just got an error due to the bad conditions of the facility).
I mean, what kind of tecnology can survive and still be operative after 50000 years???
It can actually, because there is an AI
You mean GLaDOS? She is not in the shape to fix everything for 50000 years i suppose
+Sheera Kavannah But what about the combine?
jjboy04 04 uhm what do you mean?
+Sheera Kavannah the aliens that invaded earth in half life 2.
I say we make 'hoopy the hoop' a thing again!
So guys... Let's hoopy the hoop out of the sky hahahaha!
ExtremeTalker2000 fuck the hoop XD
+ExtremeTalker2000 Hoopy the hoop is love Hoopy the Hoop is LIFE
Woofgirl99 Hoopy! You're a Wizard!!!
ME:Here is a simple maths problem.
What's Hoopy + Hoopy
Kid: 21
+ExtremeTalker2000 the extreme is a lie
Even though the chell story is done, as the devs have said many times, I would love a game where you are an aperture science employee, where you are there on the day GLadOS is activated, and you have to escape the facility using the portal gun and maybe even a real gun
A prequel would be fckin dope, would also be an opportunity to bring back all the loved characters)
Does it mean coraline wanted to destroy aperture science?
@@loganritt3805 nah, i think you'd play as doug rattmann, probably grabbing a portal gun and escaping glados' deadly neirotoxin
idk tho
OH MY GOD WE NEED A PORTAL 3 THAT'S BASED ON THE LAB RAT COMIC-
11. the square root of rope is string.
12. The likelyhood of tou dying violently is 85%
Other Fact: The voice actor of Chell is the same of Gordon Freeman in the Half Life series.
+Kiuraz Wow you got me there man, I was going to search for the voice actor, "Chell's voice actor". But before pressing search I said to myself, "Hey they never speak.."
L.O.L
xd
Honestly the 99999 Theroy i would like to agree but i just feel the facility would be almost completly gone and nothing would be distinguishable by 50k years
I'd say he meant 9 months, specifically 9 months as if she was reborn and must do the testing again like it's what she is meant to do in her life.
DSC | B34tZ i agree with that because there were no people after glados kill all AS employees so no one could clean those plants. And AS was very healthy with fresh, cleaned air and such natural light. Glados confirmed this in one chapter but i dont remember this well. And i agree with software try to said 9 years or months and got lagged because of low power level.
the 273 year max more sense using the deterioration of the facility and the fact that when Chell leaves the elevator in the second one all signs of the buildings is gone and fields of wheat now grow. 27k years the facility would be nothing but dust and any power system would be long exhuasted or broken down.
Well maybe robots were only just keeping it stable
Here's the only correct answer: In the last act of the CO-OP mode, you can hear GLaDOS say the facility has been out of order since 50000 years. This decision was made so as not to conflict with the events from Half Life.
If you do not believe me, either watch Let's Plays or play the CO-OP yourself until the end.
What if it only takes place 20 years in the future, and the "apocalyptic scenario" in Portal 2 was the combine invasion in Half-Life 2?
They do take place in the same universe...
That's what I always thought
It's not logically correct, Portal 1 takes place before the events of Half-Life 2 (It's likely to be set during the events of Half-Life Alyx). The facillity in Portal 1 was left untouched by the combine for some reason, and Portal 2 takes place after Half-Life 2, so it's unknown what time range Portal 2 is in. People have been speculating that Portal 2 takes place far, far away in the future, it could take place when the Combine has been entirely wiped off the earth, or the Combine has successfully extorted Earth of its resources.
@@skyte907 why would portal 1 take place after the combine invasion?
@@literallyglados because Glados says this:
"Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. Whats going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even i'm not sure what's going on outside. all i know is i am the only thing standing between us, and THEM."
@@laprueba6521 Damn, so eerie to think about nowadays :D back in my first play through I never even considered this line correlating to the combine.
Portal has such an interesting premise. Using portals to navigate through complex and thought-provoking test chambers.
It was executed tremendously
I played the portal add on which actually features Mell. It actually takes place in between portal 1 and 2 and answers a lot of questions like how Chell wakes up. I highly suggest it! Its very fun, the characters are memorable, as usual, it keeps the same mechanics and is actually quite short. I’m pretty sure it counts as cannon as well.
Why did the voice say "fifty" first but "nine nine nine nine" later? if it was 999 he would have said "ninehundred and ninety nine"
System freezing up maybe? Maybe he was going to say 'Ninehundredand-whatever'
but the system froze and said '99999,9...9' instead. Similar to when a game freezes and the soundclip keeps going.
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Kill Quake Gaming And More Thanks Kill Qua- Qua- Qua- **Holiday.exe has stopped responding**
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stupid lag
This is so logical it's scary- ry- ry- ry- ry-
The Valve Connected Timeline
1998: Half Life
2004: Half Life 2
2006: Half Life 2: Episode One
2007: Portal and Half Life 2: Episode 2
99999999999999:portal 3
i'd say hl2:ep2 a bit before Portal. Maybe even before GLaDOS was made
I’ve always thought that portal 1 takes place soon after or during the 7 hour war/portal storm period. Then portal 2 takes place 20 years after the first game cause 50000 years is way too much
202001020394854894030485859492010948584992UWU2847882747stillreadingthislmao749294747: half life 4
@@tiran7908 ep2 takes place 20 years after portal
I dont think it would take 20k years for the facility to overgrow. 100-200 years would have been enough, especially when considering the radiation of the Back Mesa accident.
hmm mabye
+Bill Cipher Well it wouldn't *not* be overgrown after 20k years.
Snorlz Snorly
oh lol sorry, I was pretty tired when I wrote this xD
yea but remember it was overgrown as well in the deepest parts of the facility. Thousands of feet underground. So maybe it could have taken that long to grow all the way down and out through the facility.
Plants wouldn't have just started growing. The facility was a clean and sterile place miles and miles underground, all metal, concrete and stone. To have all the metal and concrete walls oxidate and break down and have plants grow through would indeed take thousands of years I think.
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Also interesting: at the end of Portal you get a personal file from GLaDoS, in which she sings some kind of poem. In this poem, she references Half-Life extremely clearly: she names Black Mesa as a place, followed by "just kidding".
4:01 I can't be the only one the would kill for a new portal game with cave johnson as the main antagonist
You aren't
Well you got your wish mate
the knock after the 99999 bit sounded like it was in my house!?!?
Valve is pretty good at making immersive games. A little port from the output audio into the mic and the immersion is replicated.
...what knock?
@@thelegend8570 ?
@@MrGermandeutsch it was a joke.
TescoBudget I know I thought someone was actually there!
please release your 8-bit version of still alive!
50000 years ? there wouldnt be much left of the facilities, especially the ones from the 60s if 50000 years had passed
***** and the furniture? Do you really think average furniture from the 60s would last more than a few centuries especially the bed from the beginning of the game? Or all the test Chambers and the huge *METAL* spheres filled with water or some kind of acid? Not to forget that this is a salt mine. And all the electricity still works, even all the lights. Not to forget, Today's concrete and cement doesn't even lasts that long. And those science project potatoes would be dust after such a long time
Yes, quite a bit of time has passed, probably around 150 years, but 50000 is just ludicrously overestimated
***** oh yeah they probably filled the whole facility with ember... Also the half life (no pun intended) of Plutonium-239 which is used in nuclear reactors is only about 25000 years... So yeah after 50000 years there wouldn't be anything left to fire up the reactor again
***** Some of the potatoes we're still intact and have not degraded since before the first game (the bring your daughter to work day). They hadn't degraded so much. Talk about your plot oversights from valve.
and infact, it's only the facitlity ABOVE Chell's overgrown potatoe that had, well, overgrowth which is consistant from the shrubbery overgrowth comming off from the potatoe..
Valve like to leave things open and not say anything specific. They very rarely tie their hands.
It's entirely possibly it's only been a matter of weeks/couple of years - and they'll use the magic overgrown potatoe theory to explain the damage, (if 'they' wanted to)
I totally agree that 50000 years is unrealistic even in terms of fiction. There was this one documentary that speculated on what would happen with earth if all humans suddenly disappeared and apparently according to their research even cities like New York would submerge and erode in terms of centuries at the maximum. Just for comparison 50000 years ago first humans of our species left Africa. This would mean that another history of modern man would pass before the events of Portal 2. That just seems weird, sorry.
The old pyramids and buildings are still in shape from thousands of ur ago. There's no wind or rain underground, so the facilities would have stayed in shape.
4:16
Fact 11: this idea became the premise of Portal Stories: Mel
cheesebutt620 Well, the start at least. After 10 minutes of gameplay you start having flashbacks to the original game.
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HER PROFILE PICTURE XD
Hello, fellow NILSTist.
Ultragamer34 xD
maxandsyd14 its anime
This game could really use a VR version. It would be so cool to walk through portals :D
UninstallingWindows Half-life: Alyx? More like Portal: Chell
Wait... What if chell is actually ratmans daughter O_o
whoah whoah whoah. And what if Glados is actually chells mother and the reason glados kept ratman alive is because ratman is gladoses husband O_O
Reedster you're right. I mean what the hell, why didn't I come up with it. That's genius
Markus Paluteder Than you! I looked it up and i'm surprised nobody else thought of it either xD
Reedster Glados has the mind of Cave Johnsson which makes it kind of impossible to be ratman's wife, but great theory anyways
RiCaRdoO Did you watch the video? Glados ahs the mind of his assistant
My favorite Hoop joke is in Portal Stories: Mel where you find a hidden room with a hoop and the current commentary provider asks why they would think anyone would find it funny. (If you love puzzles, play that, and play it on advanced mode for the true challenge; it's amazing)
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Like if you want him to do it :)
omg yes
Yup
Yass
umm maybe since it has something to do with nentendo
Yaaassss
Wait, RattMann? Mann? Mannco?
It all makes sense. The ap-sap, everything. RATTMANN IS SAXTON HALE AFTER HE WENT BATSHIT CRAZY
Have you seen the team fortress history? The founder of mannco was zepheniah MANN. Not Rattmann
What if Rattmann is Chell's dad?
P L O T T W I S T
That shows nothing
hes not the best guess who Chell's parents are is Caroline/Glados and cave Johnson
budder ninja lmfao
What a twist?!
this is the first video i saw of u, it's still as good as before
Super intendant Soldier: THE BOREALIS SHIP!
Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!
Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS TIME OF DAY!
Super intendant Soldier: AT THIS PART OF AMERICA!
Super intendant Soldier: LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WHITHIN YOUR FACILITY!
Cave Johnson: Yes!
Super intendant Soldier: May i see it?
Cave Johnson: Mmmm, no
Cave Johnson: But while your here, Mr Soldier, may i interest you with Lemon grenades? They are good to kill enemies! it will first confuse them of why did you throw a lemon and then BOOM, they are dead.
Super intendant Soldier: HOLY MERRY MOTHER OF MAGICAL PAINIS, IM TAKING 10 THOUSAND BOXES OF THEM
Cave Johnson: It costs 400000$ each box
Super intendant Soldier: FUCK IT! ILL BUY IT!
Eli: good god
Kleiner: it's the borealis!
Alyx: what the borealis? it's real?
Kleiner: oh yus!
Eli: no, there can not be another black mesa
Combine soldier: SHIT!
Aurora boralis?
No one has noticed the TF2 reference yet.
@@SingeStheos what?
@Singe Stheos tHaT’s wHeRe yOu’Re wRoNg PaL...
the thing is, that she couldn't have sleeped so long, Because (for example) the Paper of the “bring your daughter day“ is still there.it should be gone After 50000 years
MrBrainbacon that could be true but what I want to know is where did she end up at in portal2 because in the first 1 she was in a fucking parking garage
@@pira707 She got dragged in by an escort bot.
Pira She got dragged back in. Read the lab rat comic. It also explains what happened to chell after.
For how long it is between portal 1 and portal 2, if you ever seen the show "life after people" you'd know that much damage to a building can occur after only 300 years, with 50,000 years pretty much being the whole place collapses
Justin Noker but it's miles underground and made of some futuristic materials probably
Jasperator even still, can you imagine the amount of water and vegetation and microbes that'd seep down over 50,000 years?
Exactly.With the damage shown in Portal 2 i could say only 100 years max.
Agreed. As I ranted in the comment chain a few comments above this, there are still metal girders floating in the damn corrosive goo in old Aperture. I also find it rather unlikely that any electronics would work after a couple decades. Some of the old Aperture equipment I can understand, since the stuff built in the 50's was designed to withstand a lot more punishment, but intricate miracles of "advanced electro-mechanical engineering" probably wouldn't last a decade without maintenance.
I get it's a game, but jesus fuck, what a way to crush your suspension of disbelief.
people take videogame logic wayyyyy too seriously holy fuck who cares
People: make a different meme
Hoopy the hoop: "sad hoop noises"
Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein.
+worldline Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein
worldline Hein Hein Hein Hein Hein
Lein. Lein. Lein. Lein. Lein. Lein. Lein.
Doch.
Bein Bein Bein Bein Bein Bein Bein
4:43 I can hear Ratmann saying "The ship is stolen! The ship is stolen, Mr. Johnson!"
THE dislikes are black mesa employees, and GLaDOS.
GamingTornado true
why would glados dislike xD
ItzTornadoPlayz Black Mesa can’t dislike cause they’re all either killed or zombies.
@@xyzzy-dv6te
She doesnt want that everyone knows her true identity
Two thumbs down.
This is the first video of LEMMiNO that I watched, I watched it when it was new. I haven't stopped wanting to watch the channel yet, I don't think I ever will. This channel is my absolute favourite. Thanks, just had to get that out
I think it was going to say 9 years but bugged out. All the technology would've worn out after 20,000+ years. Especially that TV in your room.
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Michael Biland the game isnt really that big and has barely any backstory considering it isnt made by valve.
But it is mysterious
Poor hoopy the hoop. DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!
After seeing this i wonder if the rat man is the companion cube they give you at the end of portal 2
I think that cube is the one that Chell incinerated in Portal
@@brownie2476 perhaps
I dont know why but does anybody feel something really sad about portal? The game really makes me feel lonely somehow. Maybe it is just the voice of GLaDOS, or how she is keep talking as if my character is about to answer her, which she never does. And, thinking that portal 2 takes place 50000 years in the future, where everything that you know is completely gone, not even sure if people still live or speak the same language. There is somehow something very melancholic about the game.
Yea. That's true.
I highly doubt that 50,000 years actually passed. with 50 millenia there would be pretty much no possible trace of the facility, based on real overgrowth statistics. Based on the size of the lab, the disrepair, and the vegetation growing in it, I'd say it's closer to 500-1,000 years after the first wake-up call.
Yup
SPOILERS
Jk
***** when you get out there are literally only crops. I dont think crops fucking change after 50k years XD
i feel bad for hoopy the hoop
Most people ask this: who was dragging Chell at the end of Portal?
Answer: We don’t know but it’s most likely the _Party Escort bot_ . This is evidenced because at the end of Portal as soon as Hoopy the Hoop falls in front of Chell, the subtitles say: “Party escort submission position”
And then the Party Escort bot ‘escorts you to the party’.
We do know. In the middle of the portal 2 lab rat comic, we see Chell being dragged by the party escort bot, as Rattman watches.
or rattman is controlling the robot and dragging chill back in because he's messed in the head and is really playing a huge game
we also know he's not right in the brain because he doesn't know the number 3
ah dang it chell not chill
As for number seven, this is actually probably Rattan's insane ghost rambling in one of his hiding places he found when he was alive, the main price of evidence being that the song played is called "Rattman's Ghost". Also, it had been several millennia between the events of the comics and the second game, so unless he somehow also put himself in a stasis chamber, or he died.
it sounds like a recording
7:29 in a unused voice line of gladOS, she said something about 50,000 years
I'm not sure if anyone payed attention to the fact that at the end of the first game, GLADOS is outside, in an area with basic civilization and then at the begining of portal 2, it's inside. and finally, (major spoilers!!!) at the end of 2, you are transported up a long elevator, into a wheat field. long time? or has someone been messing with GLADOS?
Apparently the Party Escort Bot dragged most of GLaDOs's body back into the facility. And as for your second point.... I'm not sure. I will say that Portal 2's version of the Aperture facility is almost completely different to how it is in Portal 1.
I think they just retconed what happened to GLaDOS once Chell destroyed the final sphere in order to have a very cool walk in the GLaDOS chamber with her remains inside, and also to avoid having to go to the surface to see the remains and then go back inside to revive her and play the tests instead of fleeing like any reasonable human would.
6:10 goddamit that actually startled me. Lol.
Rattmann says:
It’s coming soon
It gone sir!
The ship is gone!
It’s been stolen!
OML HE DID SAY THAT I WENT BACK
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Pretty creepy
you taught me a lot. And the story. Bitch please, GLaDOS was a human,robot,potato what next?
LaBomba Romba seems legit
***** Who?
***** Ok, I have no idea..... What you are talking about
+The Lonely Lakitu Mashed Potato?
+The Lonely Lakitu a man, a tablet, a computer, a building....Vegetables
1:
The cake is a pie.
0: the cake looks like it’s made out of soil
@@PETRIXXXX 0,5:The cake was made out of soil to poison chell
@@Delulu0610 its black forest cake
A pie is just a pan cake
*no, wait*
In portal 1 Glados had a line that said "bring you daughter to work day is a good day to get her tested" so I wonder if that's how Chell became a test subject
I mean it is possible that chell is cave johnsons daughter, further proving your theory
I find it funny how these facts go from "the rat man could be alive" to "portal 2 happens 50,000 years after portal" as if those don't imply the other couldn't happen.
Top 10 Facts - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
pls
About counter strike
Just Counter Strike, Global Offensive would be a bit too unterristing.
Top 10 Facts-MLP:Equestria Girls
PLEASE?! :D
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lol why not ? xD
No.5 makes more sense than what I thought before. In the first portal glados talks about some daddy daughter day where you could even get your daughter tested at tested her voice drops so nice catch! I never knew that!
Little known fact: Hoopy the hoop was a prototype for portals. In the end, only the shape was reused and Hoopy the hoop was pushed aside and forgotten. Sad, but true story.
This and your FNAF facts video are super throwbacks and literally some of the first videos I’ve watched
Maybe not the first, but still 😂
Look, I'm the average 10 year old viewer of this video:
MY IDEEAS:
-FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS PART 3
-FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS PART 4
-EBOLA
-FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS PART 5
-CALL OF DUTY
-HALF LIFE 3 (JUST KIDDING) :) LOLZ)
-PEWDIE PIE
-FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS PART 6
Call of duty and pewdiepie done bruhh
The morl of the story is don't let 10 year olds and under comment on videos...
Obvious annoying 10 year old is annoying...
They did pewdiepie but they could do another one though
This is just my opinion but pewdiepie isn't funny.
Seeing a video without ai generated images is refreshing.
For #5, in portal 1 GLaDOS actually said “bring your daughter to work day is a great time to have her tested”. Maybe she really was just abandoned like GLaDOS said?
I forgot this channel existed. I used to watch this all the time when I was younger.