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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2022
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Игры
Blarg: "My Fellow Americans"
*Says as a Canadian to another Canadian and only two Americans*
but my god, if it wasnt inspiring
**speaks in North American**
“Only two” like those two Americans don’t make up half the squad
Tbh I didn’t know Blarg was Canadian only smitty
*_Confused Confusing Confusion_*
The nightclub mission is one of the scariest missions as you go further and further into the club.
So is the Voll house. The slow realization when you find the dark room, the children's room, the barrels being buried...
@@Blaze_Shadowflame I wouldn’t say scary, more like disturbing.
Nightclub is scariest in terms of clearing angles and difficulty.
Volls is definitely more disgusting as you go through it. Not super difficult, but it’s……something……
@@argentumoculisgrimm9619 the difficulty comes from the fact that the Voll guards all have anti-armor guns. At least in single player, they kill you very quickly.
I haven't been able to play it yet my internet dookie so updates come Hella slow
I love how, for as hilarious as these guys are, they couldn't completely ruin the horror of that basement. Like, it was obvious they were creeped out. When Smitty put that cam under the door and you see that room it's just like...
"Oh dear God."
Time?
18:32 I think
What is that about?
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@@247jennyyit’s a lot worse than that.
I love how they unknowingly picked one of the darkest and saddest missions and they thought it was gonna be completely different. I also like how even when they are doing a messed up mission their jokes can still make you laugh
Valley?
What is the mission about?
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@@247jennyyoh. i didnt even notice it was about that 😨
@@someone-ke6ynif you wanna know something worse…
Those barrels being buried?
They’re not empty…
it's weird to go from watching tactical former military milsim guys playing this game to you guys just shooting each other in the head as soon as the mission starts 😂😂
Who was the first batch
@@dyllock105 You got guys like Karmakut, Controlled pairs, GLID gaming awesome channels for real military tactics being applied to these games
going from drewski to smitty is a vast contrast 🤣🤣
Honestly it is crazy watching the milsim guys play this. Absolutely nutsssss
@@RandomMan2k00 I gotta watch that
Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this.
Everyones weapons clicks & aims at the civilian.
funniest fucking thing i've seen.
Agreed
25:21
Amen 🤣
1:21 I genuinely love how caught off guard grizzy was during this
i both loathe and love you for this comment, cause i completely forgot what happened at the beginning of the video, and your timestamp was placed exactly when he started the mic bit
It's weird how you can play one of the most controversial and disturbing videogame levels ever made and still be hilarious
The game shows the dark side of society. This map clearly looks like human trafficking ring.
I love how blarg wasn't a murderhobo this time, caught me off gaurd
The one day Blarg wasn’t murderous, everyone else was
just like how the C4 vest caught everyone off guard
They gave him a Scooby snack that’s why
Cot me auf garde as well
I was half wishing he responded "it took serious restraint"
25:21 the way you hear them all aim
i love that grizzy was looking away when nearing them from the corner and then when the woman said that he freaking turned around too and aimed hahahaha
Civilian: You can't leave here like this
The Bois: So, you have chosen death...
Those sounds were added in post.
Damn I did not expect to get more then 10 likes but I got 404 comment not found
12:04 No one appreciated matt's joke but I cackled out loud from it XD
Same
9:22 has got to be the best part
Smii7y's Ready or Not videos:
50% civilian casualties
10% stopping Matt from causing civilian casualties
10% failing to stop Matt from causing civilian casualties
20% "We restarted the level/***** died" screens
10% friendly fire
= 100% chaos
I am this guys mathematics, it checks out.
It's not a regular video until Smii7y has to restart to the game multiple times
Normal SWAT team: Intel received, 3 hostiles, 6 hostages.
Smii7y and his friends: Intel received, 9 hostiles, 6 unarmed.
remember no Russian
Actually 9% friendly fire, 0.2% SMii7Y laughing, 0.2% improv jokes, 0.2% Grizzy laughing, 0.2% explosion clip, and 0.2% fart moment.
You guys somehow manage to make such a dark and scary game so funny
Scary?
@@2jdestrodegr15 did u not just see the nightclub or the photos in the mansion, its enough to send a chill down your spine
@@2jdestrodegr15 you literally bust a paedophile sex dungeon
@@2jdestrodegr15 the mansion was essential a pedophilia house. They also off the kids when they're done. Hence the barrels in the basement.
@@de_dorf279 It's less of scary and more of disturbing and unsettling if you ask me. But still a form of scary I suppose
Great speech 1:26
5:49 NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR
God tier comment 😂
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!”
*pans to Puffer holding a grenade launcher for an indoor environment*
This is why I love Puffer
There’s no HE rounds in this game so the launcher is actually less dangerous than all the firearms
@@clownworld4655 yeah, but you know Puffer didn’t read the description, he just saw a grenade launcher and wanted to commit violence
Did anybody else’s stomach drop when they made it to Valley of the Dolls? That map is so dark and a far cry from what these boys are used to. Played it since it was released and it still creeps me out big time.
oof
It's like when Soviet Womble played Swat 4 with Cyanide and they did that mission where you raid the Serial Killer/ Kidnapper's house. The one with the goofy ass nickname: "Law School Lyncher" or whatever the fuck?
Bruh, I played the test version of this map and I tought it was some robbers taking people at a birthday party hostage...I was so wrong, that fucking basement...the barrels, the mosaic. That Level is properly disturbing
Am I the only one who actually wanted to see how far those freaks could go? Like... Getting cannibal corpse lyrics kind of far? Just out of morbid curiosity?
@@bigbangcityinc as lomg as its dark and a true part of our society, they're def gonna add it
I love how everyone freaking out about what's in the basement and then Mat goes "you guys don't have this in your basement" 18:12.
21:54
“I’ll help ya, I got ya!”
Blows up room*
The second Matt volunteered to put on a voice effect and talk I knew what was coming and lowered my volume accordingly XD
Also, I thought that the mansion was a drug bust when I first played it. Then I saw the basement. No arrests were made that day.
> boss music fades in
Dude I can’t stop laughing! I knew he was going to do the shitty mic but the fact smii7y didn’t even lower it or anything and just left it ear piercingly loud is hilarious
I don’t have the game, what are these maps like? I’ve also heard things about Voll.
@@hypershock0762 The mansion map is breaking up a child p0rn ring, and the basement has basically a shrine to one of the "actors". I decided that everyone was guilty and armed.
@@eis6570 No survivors. They were all armed and resisting.
I love how Puffer and Smii7y cleared the master bed room without seeing anything weird and Matt goes in and instantly notices a fleshlight. Also helps that they found the red room.
25:25 is literally the sounds of the worst problem solving team handling a situation
Lol
SMII7 is not the russianbadger nahh hes the jermanbeaver
this game doesn't go light on the missions. you're not going in to kill a bunch of baddies, you're going in finding bad people hidden amongst the pile of dead innocent life.
What’s the game?
@@treybastin8260 ready or not
It’s still missing a ton of feature, but definitely impressive
For those that don't know what room Smii7y went into with the red lights and photos, it's a dark room which produces photos, very traditional and I love making them, but yes it makes ya look like a creep.
As for the big photos of the girl with the writing and crap, yea, good luck with that!
I don't think it being a red room is the bit that makes it creepy.....More like there's a "birthday party" where the adults "go through this entrance" and there's a red room full of those types of pictures....They should've domed the "civilian" they found in that room straight away
I'm surprised not more people realise that the mission is a swat team going in to arrest a nonce gang
yeah that wasn't the reason it was creepy lmao
@@bobclack3256 I was just identifying the room, not identifying why it was creepy. It just looks creepy for people that don't know why it's a dark room with a red gloomy light.
@@fvoarin1307 just from a traditional point of view for people that never played through the game or have ever seen a room like that, it's creepy. I only was identifying the room for the basis of why it looked creepy, not referring to the back room with the giant images and drawings on the wall where 18+ images are being shot, the dark room with the red light is just the production process of said images, thus the bonus points for creepout..
Yeah with the adjoining kids room it looks like it’s supposed to be like a raid on a CP ring
18:07 The Nut Room
there was so many hentie pictures around the house bruh
i love how long it took them to notice that the party house was absolutely covered in NSFW stuff
Blarg: Complains towards smii7y
Smii7y: Your going to get a spanking (Shotgun shell going off)
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES” pans to teammate holding grenade launcher
22:37 I thought it would be a cat…
The collective gun cocking sfx at 25:20 got me 💀
When they got to the “civilian casualties” jokes i realyy hoped for “the mission is… no russian”
I played the Nightclub mission by myself, but it was the beta map, so seeing the floors and walls coated with corpses was freaking ominous as hell as I watched this.
I love how smii7y is implementing real military strategies to clear a room while the rest of the gang is just HeY gUyS wUtS hApPnIn In HeRe
*Legend says SMii7y and the boys still are trying to finish that level to this day*
Honestly, if I had the opening bit my way, Blarg would say, "Yep, we're gonna be here a while. *Inserts one more coin* Ok that's it."
Best of both worlds
It’s so funny how they didn’t read who’s mansion they were raiding all of the jokes are so much better 😂😂
I don't really play this game but I'm curious, who's was it?
@@shadow23498 a wealthy child p*rn producer who seems to want intimate relations with his own daughter
@@shadow23498 Valley of the Dolls (the massive mansion) is a raid on a suspected child pornography ring. 'Janey', who's the one celebrating the 18th birthday party, is the girl whose photos are plastered all over the creepy basement.
In the room with the big hole in the floor in the basement, there's a barrel with her belongings on it. In the hole there's other barrels too that look like they've been dug up. The theory is that 'Janey' was killed and stuffed into the barrel once she turned 18; like many others before her. They then bury the barrel with the body in it and find their next victim to exploit.
It's a *super* dark map. Probably one of the most dark of any video game in a long time.
@@BKnight_ thx for the info
Also adding on from the comment explaining the mission. Occasionally when replaying the mission you can find a girl locked in closet crying for your help as the shooting starts. Asking for you to rescue her.
Additionally, there is a place in the mansion with shelves filled with VHS tapes with names and numbers on them, assuming that these are all the victims, there must be over 1000 VHS tapes on the shelves. Showing the gravity of the situation and how fucked up it is
16:50 decent into mad creepy rooms
24:44 Was I the only person to notice that painting?
Ik right
Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this.
Smii7y and the Rest of the Group: *aims at her*
25:24
Thank you for all the entertainment you given us SMii7y
It’s Kurt Cobain
Thanks for giving me my morning inspiration, shotgunning a rockstar
Wait aren’t you supposed to be dead?
@@chikinbukit3531 maybe
@@kurtcobain4743 I guess all the conspiracy theories are true
18:52 Oh hell nah, this is creepy as shit
This episode was priceless. I had to rewind multiple times and watched from the beginning three times. You guys are an absolute blast. Both of those missions were fucked and twisted, and anything other than chaos wouldn't have been appropriate.
2:27 I like how he disappears into a cloud of smoke
You know damn well if a game makes this group think “man what the fuck is this” in a not shitposty way, you know it’s probably disturbing as fuck
this went from casual swat swarm to horror creepy in break neck speeds.
4:00 Smii7y tryna be a little sneaky sneak and Matt just like HELLO!!!!!
This game is always great with this group, I can never get enough of it
Smii7y, blarg, puffer and grizzy have the perfect humour to make the perfect combination of laughter and toxicity. Absolute masterpiece.
8:44 that sign had me in stitches
6:05 💀😭😭😭
The sheer panic Smii7y had when he saw the person with the bomb vest was hilarious
When Smitty’s shot Matt in the beginning it looked like he just disintegrated him. There was no animation of him falling over, by the time the smoke and sparks cleared he was just on the ground.
1:12 and I immediately lowered my headset's volume
14:12 No one tell youtube.
each smi77y videos is like using a flashbang in a dark cave and constantly using another cause you can't see
There’s just something about their laughter that cures my depression any day
7:00 the realization lmao
I'm glad the guys always help the people who cant be left here like this.
Woman: You can't just leave me here like this.
Smii7y and friends: Aggressively pull out guns.
This is always a great game for them to play
What game is it
1:45 all I heard was "No Russian."
5:45 Travis Scott concert be like
Bro the flicking
"You can't leave me here"
*Sound of for guns simultaneously aiming at her head*
Thanks for being a great youtuber
“You can’t just leave me here like this.”
*RIFLE NOISES INTENSIFY*
23:59 my favorite I laugh so hard I fell
21:59 Blarg Scream Button
14:55 mcr in an alternate universe
0:48 reminds me gulag 😂
23:13 Ya missed something to censor SMii7Y
The first 4 minutes of the video is something I will remember until my dying breath
the map with the appartement and the party has sick storytelling^^
What was the story
@@majikeego244 Let’s keep you innocent okay? If you didn’t pick it up by watching I don’t think you want to know
@@majikeego244 time to corrupt the innocent
Basically the husband (voll I think that was his name) runs a cp ring that the swats come to bust…yeah you can probably connect the dots from there…
A piece of kind of useless information that I just want to point out is that the parents are both ps
@@arandomguy2616 uh yes cod point ring
@@arandomguy2616 on not that bad
Fuck yeah. I love this series with all my heart. So glad you are bringing it back.
9:24 was one of the funniest scenes ever bruh😭💀
this channel is one of the only channels on RUclips that can actually make me laugh, Thanks for the content!
An ad came on as soon as puffer said “guys quit fuckin-“ 3:15
Smii7y's instincts in 6:55 has got to be the worst example of how to deal with someone with an explosive vest, turning around and running while the enemy runs at you is terrifying
Yea, I even said out loud “you have a shotgun!”
Love grizzly at 6:04 is funny
20 seconds is about how long y'all will be ready for this game lmao
Blarg/Matt is so underrated, lol. 820k subs and yet, he was basically the jokes for this whole video. A man providing this much content, is either a genius or a special edd.
25:24 The absolute speed at which everyone locked in their guns at her was beautiful
just wanted to say that I have been sick for the past week and your videos have been one of the only things making me feel better. thanks smii7y, your work is never unnapreciated
"This is Painful" perfectly describes this session... and the editor's hard work😂
Nothing like being awake at 1:39 drinking lime coke and playing far cry 6 while watching a smi77y video
"Country bois make do."
Soup has taught you well.
1:21 Just out of nowhere Matt just fuckin blows everyone’s ears up with a loud ass mic upgrade that was hilarious 🤣
9:15 them saying this is like that one time SpongeBob saying “we did it Patrick we saved the city” and everyone’s just fucking dead
1:21 this is one of the funniest moments I’ve ever seen BLARG do….. 🤣🤣
6:00 panic at the disco
25:24 was f**king funny! They all sync and aimed lmfaoo😂😂
These vids make my day
Take your time
Tell us when you’re ready
1:45 "no civilian casualties" as hes looking at the dude with a grenade launcher lmao
7:42 "IM NOT SEEIN ENOUGH MOVEMENT!" 😭😭
In the beginning Matt switched sides really quick lmao
love you smii7y! keep up the amazing content!
2:25 'Oh my God, Meg, you startled me'
At 1:22 he should have said "do not antempt to board the helicopter" 😂😂😂😂