Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more effective: by never injecting an ounce of effort into it.
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  • @cupcakesmakeyouhappy
    @cupcakesmakeyouhappy 5 лет назад +3273

    "social media"
    *everyone stands up to clap*

  • @CrazyMunky84
    @CrazyMunky84 8 лет назад +2733

    This guy perfectly captures a majority of the individuals on Ted Talks.

    • @akirak1871
      @akirak1871 5 лет назад +114

      Right down to that stupid habit of wearing a loose tie with the top button undone. Button that damn thing! And if it's uncomfortable, buy a shirt that fits properly! Do these people walk around with their pants unbuttoned too??

    • @coryc9040
      @coryc9040 5 лет назад +49

      @@akirak1871 yes we do

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 5 лет назад +5

      Parodies*

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 5 лет назад +10

      @@akirak1871 and pfft it's just fashion don't get upset over it

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 5 лет назад +3

      Also people on social media

  • @vexivero
    @vexivero 9 лет назад +1651

    This one is genius; the guy actually sounds like he's in a real TED Talks video up until the point where he starts talking about Speed Stick dummy twitter accounts.

    • @alexsmith5606
      @alexsmith5606 9 лет назад +71

      but they actually do that. i have internet store and i get tons of offers from people like that (they sell fake friends on facebook)

    • @jasonbourne6365
      @jasonbourne6365 6 лет назад +19

      Vexivero They do that fool.

    • @JL-dance
      @JL-dance 5 лет назад +7

      LagiNaLangAko23 lol why would cops waste their time arresting click farms, the thing that isn’t even illegal

    • @d0wns0wth
      @d0wns0wth 5 лет назад +1

      @@jasonbourne6365 yes, but that wouldn't be in a real Ted Talk you dunce

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 лет назад +1

      I love Speed Stick.

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 11 лет назад +322

    I've worked for a "Social Media Management" company. I've sat through the founder's lectures and webinars. This video is so chillingly true, it's not even satire anymore. It's reality.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +17

      and this was 10 years ago...

    • @burlak3182
      @burlak3182 Год назад +6

      @@NoNameAtAll2 he said that 10 years ago :)

    • @y04a
      @y04a Год назад +4

      This aged perfectly. I love the idea of all humans leaving social media and just letting the robots take over and have this entirely fake economy of advertisement etc. What a great ending that would be for humanity. Might be the only way to really take our power back... I personally don't want to be a cyborg, which is all I can see happening to people if we keep going as we have the last 10 years.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 лет назад +1024

    That speaker is clearly an original thinker.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 4 года назад +8

      The writers are. He's just an actor.

    • @nanonymous9139
      @nanonymous9139 3 года назад

      Buy SpeedStick.

    • @jb_1971
      @jb_1971 3 года назад +6

      @@RonJohn63 what writers? And he is a social media consultant, not an actor. I don't get you...

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 года назад

      @@jb_1971 I'm scared to ask whether or not you realize this is satire, like a high-brow Mad Magazine.

    • @jb_1971
      @jb_1971 3 года назад +1

      @@RonJohn63 yeah. I know what you mean. The reality surpassed comedy and this guy is the clearest example. How someone can be that unoriginal and still go on and brag about this?!

  • @CrazyCodMusic
    @CrazyCodMusic 11 лет назад +701

    I find the way they all start clapping the moment he says "social media" absolutely hilarious.

    • @user-nd2tp5yv6l
      @user-nd2tp5yv6l 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's like generative AI in 10 years 😂

  • @yujm7
    @yujm7 8 лет назад +2739

    any teenager could've done what we did, for no money, and much faster

    • @sheela6943
      @sheela6943 6 лет назад +61

      And cleaned up afterwards!

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 4 года назад +28

      Honestly this became so true for modern day marketing

    • @rw2452
      @rw2452 4 года назад +2

      @@courier6960 True😂

    • @haze6647
      @haze6647 3 года назад +3

      thats how tesla and space x did it, oops, i also advertising them without even knowing it.

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 3 года назад +18

      ​@@haze6647 What tesla did was genius. Give the cars to tech journos to review. They know nothing about cars so they will love it just because it's techy, and not notice that everything except the drivetrain is really shitty (the early model S was absolutely terrible) and based on those reviews every 12 year old boy on the planet will hype the shit out of it.

  • @garthhagerman3294
    @garthhagerman3294 9 лет назад +405

    I'm a web developer, educating myself in ho best to use social media for my clients. Perfect! I learned everything I need to know in less than four minutes.

    • @lavendergilly5843
      @lavendergilly5843 7 лет назад +24

      Garth Hagerman you better not have gotten a fucking idea you little shit...it will slow down the progress of the company.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 года назад +1

      Social media is shit. Learn programming instead and make games or programs which is more useful than a chit chat site... i mean your life But just saying.

    • @BltchErica
      @BltchErica 3 года назад +9

      @@kejiri3593 that's web development, you make sites for clients, nobody forces you to make social media sites specifically

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 года назад +2

      @@BltchErica Website making i can respect atleast.. Too bad social media or much now have the option of either WHITE OR BLACK. It wouldnt surprise me if those asses gets 1 million dollars and hours to make that crap :P
      Atleast Bandcamp website.. Which is better than Spotify garbage. But. Variable stuff there, supporting artists, and options to get it digital, cds or whatever. Bandcamp is spotify if spotify was actually good. But i bet design team are just self bloated self righteous untalented people to begin with

    • @Holistic-Hallucinations
      @Holistic-Hallucinations 3 года назад +1

      @@kejiri3593 how are games more important than communication? Anyways just let people make money jfc 🤡

  • @SethStuck
    @SethStuck 10 лет назад +794

    Sadly, this is a pretty accurate parody of what many people think of Social Media pros.Sadder still, it's also a pretty accurate description of people who consider themselves social media pros...

    • @hariofficial9602
      @hariofficial9602 3 года назад +4

      @@SpecialSalads you just replied to a 7 year old comment, that dude could be dead by now.

    • @anorexicanarchist4712
      @anorexicanarchist4712 3 года назад +6

      @@SpecialSalads I used to work at taco bell and they made all of us employees do fake reviews so the upper management could get their bonuses while the rest of us got jack shit

  • @johnwalsh6998
    @johnwalsh6998 3 года назад +52

    "In the new social media economy, you'll just have to keep looking like you're doing work, and people will pay you for it."
    9 years later it hasn't changed.

  • @TheEyeball37
    @TheEyeball37 9 лет назад +1046

    The Onion should do a spoof series of Vice. That would be great.

    • @ramsaybolton2839
      @ramsaybolton2839 9 лет назад +9

      Crazy Horse have you seen Vice's parody twitter page ? twitter.com/vice_is_hip

    • @TheEyeball37
      @TheEyeball37 9 лет назад +3

      Ramsay Bolton I haven't. Are the tweets all titles that Vice might have come up with but a little exaggerated?

    • @sabastionhides
      @sabastionhides 9 лет назад +62

      Crazy Horse They just did. The new series is called "EDGE". It is, quite frankly, fucking hilarious and dead-on-balls accurate.

    • @TheEyeball37
      @TheEyeball37 9 лет назад +1

      Brandon Jones Yay! Alright, I'll have to check it out. Thank you!

    • @TheEyeball37
      @TheEyeball37 7 лет назад +5

      Bill Hader and Fred Armissen did an episode of Documentary Now satirizing Vice.

  • @lovehand9531
    @lovehand9531 Год назад +45

    When he got a standing ovation at the end, I instinctively stood up and started clapping too. Such a beautiful moment.

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 Год назад +2

      Very inspiring, I even grabbed all my neighbours and made them clap at the screen too

  • @CarnifaxMachine
    @CarnifaxMachine 11 лет назад +187

    "Social media."
    *Standing ovation*
    Genius.

  • @TheRandomhobo123
    @TheRandomhobo123 4 года назад +118

    “Ideally real human users will leave social media all together. It will only be bots that we can advertise to” I unironically agree with this

    • @QueenetBowie
      @QueenetBowie 4 года назад +4

      Was about to post the same quote, beautiful idea

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 4 года назад +4

      As long as advertisers will pay...

    • @ten1982
      @ten1982 3 месяца назад +1

      dead internet theory only getting more and more real as time goes on

  • @TheMegadethMonk
    @TheMegadethMonk 9 лет назад +521

    This has more truth in it than satire. sadface.

    • @johnwatson2281
      @johnwatson2281 8 лет назад +33

      +Gee Doubleu What OP meant is it's not fucking funny anymore because it's so true. Satire usually involves exaggeration. But here, it's like the guy's just saying whatever goes on. That's sad.

    • @lavendergilly5843
      @lavendergilly5843 7 лет назад

      John Watson dude yeah

    • @skylarwalls3227
      @skylarwalls3227 4 года назад +2

      I know people that have genuine careers and companies based on what he was talking about, big companies are actually that inept when it comes to social media and it's sad.

    • @Sleepless4Life
      @Sleepless4Life 3 года назад

      Uhh.. So satire?

  • @joshuare5768
    @joshuare5768 11 лет назад +74

    "IDEAS ARE AN INEFFICIENCY." I love this.

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 9 лет назад +390

    No joke: I have actually liked Cheetos' Facebook.

  • @xl000
    @xl000 4 года назад +144

    The Onion could technically send someone to a Ted(X) talk. It's not really reviewed, the bar is lower.
    I just watched a talk from a woman revealing that smartphones are made of ... electronic components. For real.

  • @stanmarsh912
    @stanmarsh912 2 года назад +31

    Dude. I can't. I died as soon as he said social media and the crowd went wild. That was genius.

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster 10 лет назад +310

    Am I the only one who finds this genuinely inspiring?

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 6 лет назад +16

      You're an idiot.

    • @SuperSadist1
      @SuperSadist1 5 лет назад +29

      I cried

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 года назад +4

      Only of how much these scumbag hipster companies shouldnt exist. In that case. Yeah.

    • @MikkoMurmeli
      @MikkoMurmeli 4 года назад +2

      You find this inspiring? Hmmm... well I ain't gonna judge you, but gonna have to wonder how you can find this kinda thing inspiring.

    • @georgebrantley776
      @georgebrantley776 4 года назад +19

      @@MikkoMurmeli Isn't it incredible how so many people manage to find a way to get paid for doing nothing of value? It gives hope to the masses!

  • @deez_nuts_77
    @deez_nuts_77 3 года назад +15

    You had me at “what does that mean? Nobody knows”

  • @mannylenz5288
    @mannylenz5288 9 лет назад +77

    Ideas are inefficent. I'm going to steal that maxim and use it as my twitler tagline.

  • @NotCthulhu
    @NotCthulhu 11 лет назад +42

    Satire straddles the gap between reality and humor. The Onion straddles the gap between satire and reality.

  • @kingcole55
    @kingcole55 11 лет назад +13

    The best part of this video is where they give him a standing ovation for simply saying the word "social media"

  • @_imyourhuckleberry_9687
    @_imyourhuckleberry_9687 2 года назад +5

    I hate using this phase but “This has aged too well”

  • @shandude4064
    @shandude4064 11 месяцев назад +8

    Bring back Onion Talks!!

  • @karlhilton6641
    @karlhilton6641 7 лет назад +100

    holy shit, is this even satire?

    • @constantinosschinas4503
      @constantinosschinas4503 5 лет назад +8

      unfortunately, it is not.

    • @Stridewise
      @Stridewise 2 года назад

      @@constantinosschinas4503 yes it is

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Год назад

      @@Stridewise I don't get why people think satire is exclusively reserved for something completely outlandish that kind of mirrors our reality.

  • @farhantalukder
    @farhantalukder 10 месяцев назад +6

    2023 this whole thing is true its not even funny anymore cause its literally how it actually works

  • @richardkent2014
    @richardkent2014 9 лет назад +38

    I'm unemployed and now searching for a job pretending I'm unemployed thanks to this

  • @bsmartr806
    @bsmartr806 11 месяцев назад +9

    I'm confused, I though The Onion was parody?

  • @NightlifeSux
    @NightlifeSux 11 лет назад +17

    From 2011 until about 3 months ago, I worked for one of those social media companies. We were approached by a big name in the food industry and they literally wrote us a blank check for ambiguous results. I made so much money I don't have to work again until 2015.
    I can't reveal their name due to legal reasons, but it rhymes with "Fringles."

  • @rellko3900
    @rellko3900 4 года назад +11

    This man made people clap for a full 14 seconds by saying “Social Media”.

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz 6 лет назад +57

    this is not even satire! just 100% legit

  • @johnpaulleslie1067
    @johnpaulleslie1067 2 года назад +10

    Wait, this wasn't a real TED talk? It was so inspirational and I learned so much! :D

  • @dRevnik
    @dRevnik 3 года назад +4

    Social media eliminates the need to provide value to anyone.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад

      Is there a sentence that better sums up our era?

  • @ScumlordStudio
    @ScumlordStudio 2 года назад +7

    This gets less and less oniony as the years go by

  • @GabrielHasbun
    @GabrielHasbun 9 лет назад +28

    This is fabulous. Thanks for the laughs and the reality check.

  • @ElysiumNZ
    @ElysiumNZ 8 лет назад +108

    Sadly this is not funny because it's so true.

    • @noblel6244
      @noblel6244 4 года назад +13

      It's funny because it IS true

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf 4 года назад +21

    Stay tuned for the updated version: Using butts on instagram to promote everything and confuse people about what you're actually selling

  • @mbregar
    @mbregar 9 лет назад +31

    Onions speak the truth.

  • @mgmarvin1123
    @mgmarvin1123 11 лет назад +9

    "Social media" *standing ovation*

  • @sethwilliams501
    @sethwilliams501 Год назад +6

    Damn ahead of their time so hard

  • @MaeLSTRoM1997
    @MaeLSTRoM1997 2 года назад +3

    I was almost convinced by the end. If this video was just two minutes longer I would have jumped into making a new social media advertisement startup. Damn it onion

  • @BikramAdhikari89
    @BikramAdhikari89 10 лет назад +41

    This is genuinely inspiring

  • @dolphinsays
    @dolphinsays Год назад +7

    the only joke here was that they said everything out loud and without a buncha buzzwords. every bit of this is true.

    • @borby4584
      @borby4584 Год назад

      And that’s the beauty of The Onion.

  • @carbidejones5076
    @carbidejones5076 8 лет назад +8

    Perfect description of the new dynamic

  • @georgewang2947
    @georgewang2947 5 месяцев назад +4

    The way people talked about social media 11 years ago is how they talked about blockchain 5 years ago and how they talk about AI now

  • @LovecraftianToenail
    @LovecraftianToenail Год назад +3

    chatGPT (everyone explodes with applause)

  • @brianfunt2619
    @brianfunt2619 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nowadays instead of a standing ovation you would get booed off the stage for "social media"

  • @daveny1979
    @daveny1979 11 лет назад +3

    Genius. Work with and am surrounded by social media people all the time, and this totally nails the emptiness and vacuousness of what 95% of them do. There ARE some original creative thinkers in the field, but by and large it's meaningless huckerism barely a step above investment banking, ethically!

  • @derekwatson8211
    @derekwatson8211 Год назад +1

    This is one of the most insightful pieces of content I have ever watched

  • @PaulSchoonhoven
    @PaulSchoonhoven 10 лет назад +5

    De Engelse versie van De Speld met een video die meer waarheid bevat dan ons lief is.
    Maar het verklaart ook waarom bedrijven Google+ zo 'ingewikkeld' en onaantrekkelijk vinden. Mijn ervaring is dat je hier veel minder makkelijk weg komt met dat soort zaken.
    Engagement is bijna een vereiste.

  • @sturmmanng4785
    @sturmmanng4785 2 года назад +1

    This is way more true than should be allowed.

  • @DanieleGiorgino
    @DanieleGiorgino 11 лет назад +3

    It's scary how accurate The Onion is sometimes.

  • @JimL2883
    @JimL2883 Год назад +2

    That’s young Dwight Schrute before working in Scranton.

  • @constantinosschinas4503
    @constantinosschinas4503 5 лет назад +9

    i thought it was comedy till he mentioned those bots.

  • @henrycarlson1353
    @henrycarlson1353 6 лет назад +1

    Legend says the audience is still giving a standing ovation for Social Media to this day.

  • @rawrztastic416
    @rawrztastic416 11 лет назад +9

    I love that they imitate TEDtalks down to every aspect xD

  • @AlexNiedt
    @AlexNiedt 11 лет назад +1

    The standing ovation for the phrase "social media" at the beginning is priceless.

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 3 года назад +4

    Social media requires the absolute minimum of effort, and it may yet bring down Western civilization.

  • @mason11198
    @mason11198 2 года назад +1

    This will never become outdated lol

  • @monkeyb1820
    @monkeyb1820 8 лет назад +7

    Excellent talk, but I wish he'd have delved into paradigms of the new social media marketing economies.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 4 года назад +1

      You mean where they cater to everybody except the people who actually buy their products?

  • @keoc560
    @keoc560 26 дней назад +2

    The Onion predicted Dead Internet Theory 11 years ago!

  • @arina86
    @arina86 11 лет назад +7

    I second that!
    I'm working in smm now. I paint grass green everyday and the company pays me money.
    Pretty scary.

  • @alicetheegreet
    @alicetheegreet 3 месяца назад +1

    If he replaced social media consultant with *influencer,* this would be pretty accurate.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад +3

    “Now, robots don’t yet buy products, but that’s not *our* concern”

  • @SurajSinghTomarArya
    @SurajSinghTomarArya 2 года назад +2

    This perfectly described the tech bubble

  • @bobtheawasome
    @bobtheawasome 10 лет назад +13

    this is brilliant

  • @togglebott7748
    @togglebott7748 Месяц назад

    “These people ‘liked’ Cheetos, even though they had no reason to, as we gave them no incentive” was really funny to me idk why

  • @brebytheway
    @brebytheway 9 лет назад +12

    This is perfect.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 лет назад +1

    Clicked to see the whole title, clicked off thinking it was real but then saw it was The Onion before it loaded and clicked back to watch lol

  • @dannyU2g
    @dannyU2g 6 лет назад +13

    sad that this is actually practice today

  • @gthreek
    @gthreek 11 лет назад +1

    This person is like 75% of the marketing department where I work

  • @gwordAa1999
    @gwordAa1999 2 месяца назад +3

    The onion predicted the future like if they wrote it

  • @shannon4768
    @shannon4768 3 года назад

    I love the enthusiastic standing ovation for the first two words, "Social Media" 😂

  • @JAnthonyGell
    @JAnthonyGell 10 лет назад +5

    A classic video - the "total loser hiding behind the great presentation scenario"...boy have I seen this from time to time.

    • @Spectrescup
      @Spectrescup 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Gell Oh, Anthony

  • @traaaaaaavis
    @traaaaaaavis 3 месяца назад +2

    11 years old and still relevant

  • @Incrediblefatslug
    @Incrediblefatslug 3 года назад +3

    Capitalism breeds innovation.

  • @agi0
    @agi0 11 лет назад

    I attended a talk on "maintaining your social media presence" and it was almost a substance-free as this one. Really, not that far off the mark. As usual, Onion kills it.

  • @EdgyFuckwad
    @EdgyFuckwad 10 лет назад +16

    Originality is bullshit. Everything is already out there. What matters is relevance and wisdom. We need to get to the mostly old ideas that work and that are valuable, not the watered down and irrelevant trash ideas that typically plague us.

    • @unenombre5840
      @unenombre5840 10 лет назад +38

      That is completely untrue. There's people out there all the time thinking of new things.

    • @dalanium98
      @dalanium98 6 лет назад

      Hey that's an onion talk

  • @sreenathjuttu
    @sreenathjuttu 6 лет назад +2

    Great beginning to the video! "Social Media!" LoL! :)

  • @Lindax
    @Lindax 11 лет назад +4

    eventually, people liked it...

  • @christopherk4166
    @christopherk4166 3 года назад

    This talk was years ahead of its time!

  • @iknowthings7367
    @iknowthings7367 10 лет назад +33

    +1Deer

  • @PatGunn
    @PatGunn 11 лет назад

    This sums up years of discussions I've had in coffeeshops with people who work in that field. Truth can be an amusing recipe for comedy.

  • @PauloNideck
    @PauloNideck 11 лет назад +3

    Agreed. In a way, that's what comedy is about.
    So true.
    So blunt, amazing.

  • @evenmorebetter
    @evenmorebetter 11 лет назад +2

    After listening to about 30-40 TED Talks, I don't know that I would be able to tell the difference between this and the 80% under-inspiring, self-aggrandizing real ones if it came on my podcast manager in my car.
    Also, thank you for the powerful visuals.

  • @hamiltonjsh
    @hamiltonjsh 11 лет назад +5

    welcome to the "Unicorn Economy" ladies and gentlemen.

  • @InsertName125
    @InsertName125 11 лет назад +1

    Now it all makes sense. I never followed "social media" and always wondered what I was missing, if anything. Now I know. My instinct was right all along. It is exactly what it appears to be.

  • @Adamfuntime
    @Adamfuntime 11 лет назад +1

    God, this entire lecture summarized my entire time as an MBA student. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE SEEN THIS FIRST?!

  • @QuickSmasherEXE
    @QuickSmasherEXE 11 лет назад +1

    It's a shame because I thought of ideas I'd sell for $200 while eating popcorn and watching this video.
    True genius is rarely appreciated.

    • @jacobbelyea7945
      @jacobbelyea7945 3 года назад

      If you still got them I'll give you $5 for one

  • @FoddMasterZim
    @FoddMasterZim 11 лет назад

    the onion talks physically hurt me.
    I feel physical pain when I hear these. and these talks address real issues. oh the world we live in

  • @CoryTyler
    @CoryTyler 11 лет назад +1

    This guys delivery is priceless! And whoever was coaching the audience for their reactions was ON it! Hilarious!

  • @Cybernaut551
    @Cybernaut551 2 года назад +1

    This is peak stand-up comedy!

  • @JoelRipke
    @JoelRipke 11 лет назад +2

    What an inspiration! I'm going to listen to these words and continue giving no effort!!

  • @MsFunnyStuffz
    @MsFunnyStuffz 11 лет назад +2

    "Social Media" *Everyone stands up and starts clapping for no reason*

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 4 года назад

    Two seconds after the intro ends and my lungs are already out of orbit.

  • @Yagurlpersephone
    @Yagurlpersephone 2 года назад +1

    i dont wanna bite the onion but i might have to cause this seems sooooo legit

  • @prozacman
    @prozacman 11 лет назад

    The circle is now complete. When the Onion started it was satire. Now it has added so much social commentary that it is a serious and legitimate editorial.

  • @Bergred
    @Bergred 11 лет назад

    "Just keep look like your doing work, and people will pay for it"
    So true in the business world.