PLEASE Let Me MILK YOU!
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- #cowgirl #f4m #monstergirl
Your oblivious cow girl girlfriend found a new way to get milk for her cheese shop and really needs your help. She explains that she found a TikTok account that explains the process of getting milk from you... and she doesn't understand this is NOT DAIRY! She whines and begs and won't listen as you try to explain to her why she has never seen your.. milk before. Finally when she gets it, she is still down for some fun times but realizes it won't result in new products for her shop.
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As soon as she started, I busted out laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Bow chicka brown cow" 😅😅😅😅😅
I had to do some several takes to get it done haha
Was that a red vs blue reference?
😂
"I'm not even pregnant." I explain.
"Not yet." She replies ominously.
gotta get that milk one way or another
Me: Lady if you wanted me to transform sorry but i am not gonna
This is udderly hilarious and adorable. I'm glad in the end we could have some fun either way. Amazing job with this. 🐄❤️
Life is always fun with you around love ;)
I am totally in love with the way you say ‘what?’ It’s sooo adorable
Aww thank you soo much sugar
So many puns, so little time. 😏
Lol, thanks for the audio, Xena!
They were RIGHT there hahaha
That was amazing...
This one was really funny, this audios really help me work.
Fun to be a ditz sometiems
8:03 "Take a dive right into the ball pit."
🤭
My personal mantra: "Away dark thoughts. Away dark thoughts. Away dark thoughts."
always give into the gutter thoughts :P
Oh boy. What joke do I even start with?
The possibilities are endless haha
If my cow asks to be milked I have to fulfill her wishes, fantastic audio ❤
Such a gentleman!
@@XenaAlexander I always have been sweetie 🔥❤😘
"Since I've Tried Your Milk, Maybe You Should Try Some Of Mine." He Said. 10:45
mmhmmmmmm its only fair
Bless her little bovine heart. ❤
She means well
I couldnt stop laughing with this one. It sounded like you were having a hard time not cracking up a few times. Awesome work as always.
Glad you enjoyed it! But yeah I was hehe.
She may be _udderly_ clueless, but she's also _udderly_ adorable. ❤🐄
Aww I tried to make her have some redeeming quality haha
Mentioning the mafia being involved in the dairy industry just reminds me of the scene from the Simpsons
People Like Rats, and they Like Milk but for why do they not like the rat milk, it is a conundrum.
I adore the Simpsons soo much
The Milk Mafia HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The grocery store cartel im tellin ya!
Oh. . . Oh honey! She is so precious!
Poor thing is just clueless
Dear god I laughed so hard I cried, she utterly adorably cute.
So glad to give you a giggle :P
_Udderly adorable, Xena! I enjoyed this audio to the moooooooon and back!_ 🐮🤍🌙
Glad you enjoyed it cutie
Thank you, Xena, this cow girl girlfriend was wonderful!
Right? She is a treasure for sure
Oh, if only the cowgirl pic was blonde, just to complete the effect...
This took me back to SO MANY movies from the 80s with oblivious but well-meaning female characters.
That was an interesting time in film history
I am sure everyone at the grocery store seeing me grinning like an idiot with my headphones on listening to this think I'm crazy. Thanks for the fun story Xena ❤
OMG I love the mental image this gave me!
And so the bad innuendos continue. Fantastic! You always know how to cheer me up love. Hope you're doing ok
Terrible jokes are currency to me haha
It is good for the skin. The stuff in it that is good for the skin is now being artificially manufactured and is being used in anti-wrinkle cream. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
I didnt know that about the anti wrinkle! That is fasciniating
"Well she milks him!"
*My dumbass going on to Google to search up what she meant*
Oh you arent dumb its just innuendo
man milkshake with a small pony in the glass
I dont know the reference?
I made the mistake of eating while listening to this. Another great audio, loved it.
Oh nooo! I hope it didnt turn your tummy!
@@XenaAlexander No not at all. I laughed and about choked.😂
That's a wholesome video and your post about the options (I think it was to record something idk) yeah I was tired and misread the 2nd option as something else so my bad I feel so "silly" doing that but yeah definitely the first option is what I chose hope you have a great day
Im so lost haha? unsure what you mean, hope you like the video
This is udderly heartwarming in a way.
I thinking warming is def on her mind haha!
This was so funny and adorable. You are wonderful and your audio was wonderful.
Aww so glad you enjoyed her!
Thank you for your wonderful work and have a great weekend Xena ❤😊
I hope you have a great weekend too my love
This had me both laughing and facepalming.
I'm glad you enjoyed it darlin!
Guys Xena's on the good kush again
??? Unsure what you mean here as I really dont smoke
I mean...mash potato tastes great mixed with milk and eggs...🫤
OMG they really fucking dooo
@@XenaAlexander FUCK YEAH THEY DO
It amazes me marimo moss balls can be bought at a pet store I kind of want one
Quick, don't correct her, let her try a few times till she catches on
Would have been the smarter move
Oh no.... if it's what I think it is, it better not be. 😶😶
Depends on what you think it is haha
so that explains on why she is addicted to his "milk"
For the cookies, totally for the cookies
I love how adorably ignorant of the facts she is. It's cute as all hell. Funny story. Thanks Xena.
HAHA its so hard to playing THIS oblivious haha
@@XenaAlexander I can imagine. 🤣
April fools day you should do a wholesome roleplay
I do wholesome ones? Im confused on this comment
Well seeing as you asked so nicely, sure
True Southern women are very polite :P
Love your new video keep it up your awesome 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Aww im trying, so glad you appreciate it
Would this be... Cheesy?
YES OMG you said it YOU SAID IT YESSSS
I'm not sure if I've won or lost.@@XenaAlexander
Mooing intensifies
Sound of my people haha
I hope you are doing well!!Great video!!❤
Thank you! You too!
Is it still considered gaslighting if we're actually trying to be helpful?
I think that is a question for a therapist
Oh, sweet, sweet girl.
Never trust the safety of Twitter content.
Thank you, Xena!
Twitter is eeeviillll hahaha
Hope you're having a good day
You too cutie
Any chance of making this a saga?
Considering it, she was a fun character to play
@@XenaAlexander I love her. She's funny and cute.
I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣
Love making people giggle with my cow girl!
Awesome
Thank you babes
Well that was dairy good
I love punssss
No, that’s not how that works little one
Awww darn but it would be fun if it did =D
Well you have my attention 😂😂 h
But what about your interest :P?
thumbnail title: "Udderly Clueless"
I see what you did there 😏
On a livestream the stream titled it haha. I wish I could take credit for it
💜💜💜
Love you darlin!
So cool.
Thank you darlin!
🧡💙💜
Thank you sweetpea!
Got milk haha
Good for the bones
Nice. Have a gray day
Promised to have the best gray day ever!
🐮🥛➡️😳😳😱
Thank you for the title!
Xena is so beautiful and hot
Aww thank you darlin
Great video xena here's a hug for ya doing awesome 🤗
Glad you liked the content
@@XenaAlexander no problem xena
The fact that men can lactate genuinely scares me
I mean its anatomy haha and rare they ever will
@@XenaAlexanderrare isnt 0. I dont like those odds 😨
Perfect my dear kisses 🐄❤️ kisses
Thank you! Cheers!
@@XenaAlexander You're welcome wonderful princess kisses
What…
Honestly, unsure myself haha
How nicess mess i will say lol i read the sub title and thought ❤umm 😅 i dont no about the milking there another way to take that heh the other is very naughty mess heh sorry bad joke
Not a bad joke at all.
@@XenaAlexander heh
I didn’t get it for a few minuts
It's all part of the mystery and charm of the content, keeps you on your toes!
First
Thanks for the support babe
𝐴 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑.
That is the goal for sure Mack
Some comments are dirtier than the title!
Not sure if Im seeing any that are beyond the pail haha