a. s. l. I am a Hufflepuff and my bestfriend is a Slytherin and we both LOVE Dan and Phil, her favourite being Dan, mine being Phil. One day, we were talking about Dan and Phil and at the same time we said. "We are Dan and Phil!" And it was hilarious.
Dan: "What did you just do with your tongue?" Phil: "That's what I do when I'm fully excited." ....... Phil "I'm gonna just scoop my ball into this hole." SAME Phil SAME.
I don’t get why people say Golf With Friends isn’t scary. I find it fitting considering the anxiety inducing and nerve-wrecking trauma a -simple- game of golf can cause me
why is phil so wholesome even when he's talking about cracks, balls and holes? never ceases to amaze me... oh goshhh thanks so much for the likes I've never gotten this many ohh myyy u all make me so happy!!
Me too. It's not even bias cuz I love them both equally, I just always want Phil to feel the joy of winning in golf. Dan is hilarious when he loses too. :>
Alex GIII since those video came out and this genius drinking game invented, the local hospitals must have been having field days due to the amount of liver failures they probably experienced
Phil: *talking about a kink where people want to be shrunk and put on a giant human* Dan: we've talked about this before Me: NdjdndndksiowJNsjjdjjdjssjj
"Do you think anyone's ever died in a maze?" "Yes. Full stop. Good conversation." I freaking swear this makes me crack up every single time daniel please
Jessica literally they having played any games that would make fan fall off his chair If they played a scarier game fan would probably fly out the window
Dan’s silence when getting scared makes me think of me, you see, when you startle my sister, she visibly jumps and screams. When I get startled, I can feel my body twitch, but it’s not visible, nor do I scream, so people think they failed in scaring me because I don’t show a visible reaction.
Dans first jump scare made me scream.... I’m wearing headphones in the family room. My parents thing I’m possessed. Pretty sure we can all relate...right?
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THE MOMENT Phil announced the jump scare competition, my thoughts went: Phil, my gentle giant son,,, do not venture where you stand no chances
+
'my gentle giant son' is now my favorite phrase, thank you
Emil they/them me
He so precious
Emil they/them honestly this is my mood
Dan looked so offended when Phil wasn’t taking turns lol. 😂😂😂
Humble trashcan rolling through life Well, Winnie the Pooh does teach children to take turns.
Kens Thompson okay! Great now I'm crying because that's cute
Kens Thompson great thanks!
*Sees the title and thumbnail*
Me: It’s golf, how scary can it be?
*watches the video*
Me: I was wrong. Their lack of skill was hilariously terrifying
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 BVB is one of my favorite bands
tmw this was posted before its possible to finish the video
Yee
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 i loved it
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 How isn't this pinned yet?
phil: "do you reckon anybody has ever died in a maze?"
me: cedric diggory
i love and hate this
rachael bogl **inhale** I'M FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME JUST LET ME HAVE MY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
me, a multiple fandom girl: alby
to soon...
EVER. IS. TOO. SOON.
Just the wHOLEsome fact that they added in their own jump scares to try and frighten each other makes my life a lot better
I JUST GOT THE PUN AND I SMjfenausaiJUIJHUDIHS
Anna Noel
OMG THE HOLE PUN I’M DEAD
Cara Stridde Ayyyyyyyyy
Cara Stridde and Anna Noel
You two are my friends now I love puns so flipping much
Dammit Barb!
“Don’t you worry Dan, you’ll be quaking, hollering into the night”
well
😂😂😂😂
fave
I swear, almost everything Phil said in this bid was an innuendo!! Idek...
Emily Grace OMG THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
WHOA 😂😂😂
Phil's hat looks so sad without the flagpole.
you have 69 likes
omygosh, love your name SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes
what lmao while Dan's is still "erect and proud" i'm-
Your username... Is amazing
Can we fund a new hat for Phil
"Do you reckon anyone's ever died in a maze?"
**Maze Runner fans shrieking in the distance**
WHEEZE I JUST REALIZED
OMG Y E S
O M G SO FUCKING TRUEEEEE
YEEEEE
*please, tommy, please*
Phils little hee-hee after he scares Dan is the reason I am subscribed
Ana Zakidalskaya same
'phils little hee-hee' i was wondering where is this comment going...
SAME
Ana Zakidalskaya same and because the way Dan scares Phil
Go watch my short film “splitting” Thank you!
'what game is jacksepticeye not in'
so true
Not complaining, haha.
Logan Lagasse same ahaha
he is in bendy and the ink machine!
Battlefield 1
Just joking
ohhhhhhh get rekt jack
"If you're watching with a friend-" Phil... Phil... none of us have any friends honey
Loser Child true
True
i can relate to this quite badly
so true XD
Loser Child So true
"My hole is ruined" - Daniel Howell, 2017
Marianne omg I’m soooo happy someone else noticed it 😂
heyyyy we have the same nameee
Phil: baaaah
Dan: predictable
*1 minute later*
Dan: BAAA
Phil: gasps
Macey King time stamp?😂
Macey King Me:predictable
Semi.Social.Butterfly 3:41
3:07
@@gamerjohn112 me: gasps
You do realize that the reason everyone wanted more golfing videos was for the innuendos right
yaaaaaaaas
Ikr they’re so surprised that everyone loves it
hahaha
shh you are revealing our secrets!!!
Aubrey Thornhill
i love ur name ;)
“Don’t judge me, I’m having fun and that’s all that matters.”
Phil, your Hufflepuff is showing.
And it’s beautiful.
a. s. l. Iii
Hufflepuff m8
a. s. l. I'm hufflepUFF
a. s. l. I am a Hufflepuff and my bestfriend is a Slytherin and we both LOVE Dan and Phil, her favourite being Dan, mine being Phil. One day, we were talking about Dan and Phil and at the same time we said. "We are Dan and Phil!" And it was hilarious.
I'm a Hufflepuff lol lol lol!
Dan: "Now let me hear you say WHAAALE!"
Phil: *giggling* "Whaale"
They are ridiculous, and it's too cute 🤣😍😍
I thought it was way-oh
Ali Alymer it is
Lulu the captions disagree
The thing they're referencing says way-oh, but they say whale in this video
Timestamp?
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he ruined it with a whacc
Jayda Franks this seriously needs more attention
Jayda Franks g
"Jumpscares in the description after someone puts it in the comments " 😂😂😂 best way to get work done, by waiting for someone to do it first
X D I
i did it and its still not in the description 😂
I did this SEVEN MONTHS AGO
God dammit
Get on it, Dan and Phil
This year the games aren’t spooky, but Phil and his mouth are
Phanisreal haha ikr he has done that in every vid this week
Phanisreal IKR!
What I don't get it??
Phanisreal lol yup
Yeah
Scares:
3:06 - Phil
3:41 - Dan
8:38 - Phil
12:29 - Dan
24:15 - Dan
28:44 - Phil
There ya go!!!! 😂
Thanks!!
they tied in scares that's hilarious XD
@@somethingsedona6923 Phil said that they had three scares each
@@somethingsedona6923 it was whoever *scared* the other the most out of the three jumps
Oh thank yeesus, I needed that so bad I was *actually* terrified
"Yeah, macrophilia, I've talked about this before" I honestly dread to think what kind of conversations you guys have
Always a Fangirl micro **
Bro your profile pic its amazing
he spoke about it on his video with tyler oakley lmao
Always a Fangirl
He's talked about it before on the gaming channel.
ARMYYYYYYYY
They need to play Christmas golf with friends and put Christmas lights on their hats
red x purple so true
im legit unsubscribing if markiplier isnt in that video
for bonus points, put the christmas lights over the spiderwebs
👍
Yassssssssssssss
“Yeah macrophilia I’ve talked about this before this is nothing new to Dan.” ~ Daniel Howell 2k17
He said macrophilia*
7:42
"if you're watching with a friend" me: *looks at my cat*
julie
Me:*looks at dog*
Me:*looks at my stuffed Winnie the Pooh named Dan*
*looks at my 2 cats and 2 stuffed animals that are also cats*
But the important question is, did you jumpscare the cat?
This is such a mood
"Banterween"
"Has anyone ever died in a maze?"
*Cedric Diggory flashbacks*
Juce 😭
DID YOU JUST
Juce SAME
OUCH
he didn't die in the maze tho
Wow. Those hats have significantly less grass than they did int he first Gold with Friends.
AluminumDragon *golf
In the*
AluminumDragon lmao all the replies are just correcting u
they're m o l t i n g
@@wrendoesnotknow9490 molting not malting lmaooo I'm dyinggg
“The game crashed.”
The worst jump scare of them all.
🤦🏻♀️
THaT is MahoGaNY
mAhoGaNy
Hunger games reference? Effie Trinket....
Is it bad I read this in Thomas Sanders’ voice?
Jade Castel I did too
The hunger games xD
Dan: "What did you just do with your tongue?"
Phil: "That's what I do when I'm fully excited."
.......
Phil "I'm gonna just scoop my ball into this hole."
SAME Phil SAME.
i chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
*closing the **_lady door_*
Mikayla Rena I take my hat of to you good person
Mikayla Rena you are an inspiration
i aspire to be you
Mikayla Rena no...
phil is proud of you
NO GOOD SIR, FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
Throwback to danicdotes
I don’t get why people say Golf With Friends isn’t scary. I find it fitting considering the anxiety inducing and nerve-wrecking trauma a -simple- game of golf can cause me
Vrisha S brother?
i relate
I relate at a spiritual level
Vrisha S same it can be pretty stressful to watch!
Mochi Morina Mochi?
why is phil so wholesome even when he's talking about cracks, balls and holes?
never ceases to amaze me...
oh goshhh thanks so much for the likes I've never gotten this many ohh myyy u all make me so happy!!
berNII-SAN that's why he's called AMAZINGphil.
Idk I tried....
berNII-SAN he's sugar and spice and all things nice
that's why he's called amazingphil
I love that they put spiderwebs in the hats.
i thought that was something else
angel or 2018
**cough** *bird poop
I am actually giving birth.
-Philip Michael Lester 2k17
Same
the m-preg plot twist we never expected
“My hole is ruined.” ~ Daniel Howell 2k17
this ...hole video is an innuendo disaster
neo did you just
This.. hole comment is an innuendo disaster
I’m telling Santa to put you on the naughty list
Dalien Howlter wrong holiday buddy
oH MY GOD DID YOU JUST
THIS WAS THE SCARIEST SPOOKY WEEK GAME OF ALL
k8_the_great52 I am shook.
k8_the_great52 XD
Phil: *makes bird mating noise*
Dan: I'm not in the mood
DEAD
Yeee 10:44
*MY HOLE IS RUINED*
How the fuck are ur comments always relevanr
Phans 21 Larry shipping crybaby directiøners I don't even know
Phans 21 Larry shipping crybaby directiøners Your name😍
I love your youtube name omg
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
for some reason i always root for phil
summaiya I always root for Dan
root*
Tamar Mack oops
Me too. It's not even bias cuz I love them both equally, I just always want Phil to feel the joy of winning in golf. Dan is hilarious when he loses too. :>
same!! not just in gold though, in every dan vs phil and i don’t know why
*in the most suggestive voice ever heard on DanandPhilGames* "Oh you just wait Dan" -Phil Lester 2k17 (5.43 iM LIviNG)
Eleanor Tan pssshhhhhhhh
"you're going to be hollering into the night" - Phil Lester 2k17
RIGHTTTTT
JammerCandies AJ at about the same time
i was definitely quacking
Omg Phil's little hehe after he scared Dan at the end is the quality content I signed up for.
Phil: Did you reckon anybody has died in a maze?
Me: Cedric Diggory
Sara Villatoro TOO SOON
Also only about 20,000,000,000,000,000 Athenians
Actually Cedric died in the graveyard at Little Hangleton after they got teleported from the maze.
DON"T DO THIS TO ME
TOO SOON
Keep the branding alive for Dean.
*E A T P E O P L E*
STOP
......... dean. ........... DEAN ..........😂
She's not made a typo, the RUclipsr whose merch it is is called Dean Dobbs, from OMFGItsJackandDean :)
YEESSS
Oh god I died a little bit inside from this
Unnatural direction, not only the opposite of one direction but a metaphor for my life
Macey King ngl I though dan said natural erection till I read this😂
All of Dan's jump scares got me but Phil's at the end made me want to cry with pride
*Eat people*
I need this
Saida GET IT. Dean Dobbs is a precious person oml
Saida I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HELLO LARRY SHIPPER
its dean dobbs mercy
Maria Lessi aw thanks...and Hiii
Why did it autocorrect to mercy?
Dan's screams are scarier than any other horror game
"Erect and proud"
-Phil Lester 2017
When did he say that
@@aperson-er9od 0:51
Phil: "play along if you're watching this with a friend"
Me: *staring at my computer screen* what friends? *strokes screen*
*what are FRIEENDZ?*
*is it a disease??*
*NOPHILNO*
Was anyone else waiting for an actual jump scare to pop out at them? Lmao
A SMaRt foodie me😂😂
Forget about Riverdale trying to find who the black hood is its all about
*where is Phil's flag*
Jet Black Affair in Dan *wink wink* I'm tired I'm gonna go
Jet Black Affair of with dans legs and eyebrow
Saige Ashen 😂 man I love the Phandom
Jet Black Affair SPOILERS!!!!
You do not have a skeleton inside you
You are inside a skeleton
You are a brain
Are you trying to make me have a existential crisis? XD
we are literally just brains controlling our skeleton and meat suit lmao
i kNOW THIS FLIPS ME OUT DUDE
Something Sedona bro this is true and its scares me lmao
*EXISTENTIAL CRISIS INTENSIFIES*
YESTERDAY PHIL'S T-SHIRT
AND
NOW DAN'S T-SHIRT
I love your username👏 It literally describes my life😂
Hubba Bubba Same! 😀
KEEP. THE. BRAND. ALIVE.
I eat the people too
I've literally seen you on every video I've watched these past few days xD
i cant wait to see them play a truly terrifying game
megan and this wasn't terrifying?
I thought the first one of this year's spooky week was quite scary tbh
megan Nope NOPETY NOPE
NOPE NOPE
“I’m actually giving birth” phil Lester everyone
Take a shot every time Dan mentions "Hole" lmao
how to die from alcohol poisoning:
Alex GIII since those video came out and this genius drinking game invented, the local hospitals must have been having field days due to the amount of liver failures they probably experienced
“Let me just scoot my ball into this hole.” ~ PhilIp Lester 2k17
Phil: *talking about a kink where people want to be shrunk and put on a giant human*
Dan: we've talked about this before
Me: NdjdndndksiowJNsjjdjjdjssjj
Wow, so much content on the last screen. Very interesting
Ikr
Ik
"Do you think anyone's ever died in a maze?"
"Yes. Full stop. Good conversation."
I freaking swear this makes me crack up every single time daniel please
*BEST 👏🏻 SERIES 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 RUclips 👏🏻*
laniefalls YES 👏🏻
laniefalls what about pinof
What about the sims
What about dream daddy
it’s still the best idgaf
ok the only thing that can beat it is ditl vids but they haven’t made one of those in ages so 🤠
When you don't get notification
But on time because you're always on youtube
THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE COMMENT
ohh yes
Meeeeeee 😂😂😂😂
Same
It happened to me to...🙍🏼
you guys should make an hour long video for the last day of spooky week :))
Slay Daddy I agree that would be amazing haha but it should be a genuinely really scary game because you know, Halloween.
I seconds this
i agree but just an hour? we should think bigger. two hours. three hours. s e v e n h o u r s
omg yes
Persepine t w e n t y f o u r h o u r s
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
No one:
Not one person:
Daniel James Howell: iM LefT hAnDEd
"Look we're together"
IM TRASH I'm waiting for them to tell us something we don't know already ;)
*EVERYONE CONGRATULATE DAN ON NOT FALLING OFF OF HIS CHAIR YET- WE HAVE MADE IT SO FAR*
Jessica WE ARE PROUD
Lost Name IM CRAFTING IM SO PROUD
No ones gonna fall off their chair to this crap
Jessica literally they having played any games that would make fan fall off his chair
If they played a scarier game fan would probably fly out the window
Jessica i'm not proud, I'm disappointed - Dan falling of his chair is the content I subscribed for tbh 🤔😂
Omg yes I'm so excited!
I tired scaring my sister and it didn't work
But when Dan yelled and she *jumped* and screamed *for fucks sake*
Because Dan is the spook master.
@@opaltoralien4015 tru
Tried*
@@uselessreptile2035 cried
I felt so proud of Phil when he scared Dan
Abbie McHale me too!
me too
same
Phil: I am actually giving birth
Me: IT’S NOT DELIVERY. IT’S DIGORNO”
Illegal Artist Your mind must be an interesting place 😂
This is my favorite comment
Verna Hassenfeldt thank you 😂
Illegal Artist I love you omg
You are hilarious
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly..
SPOOKY WEEK IS BACC
Rose Green WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE LIKES
sad times when i make the joke way before this one and i got 0 likes :((((
Rose Green stop
this video is literally fanfiction writing itself
I know right, but I guess every video D&P make is fanfiction
"Everyone has a skeleton inside them"
Wrong. You are inside your skeleton, you are a brain.
This comment has ruined me
why did this fuck me up
i fully hate this
Mind fuck
are the body and mind one, or are they two different things?
“Avoid babies in jars”
*PHIL LESTER EVERYONE*
Phil is always so proud of himself when he scares Dan. He gets so damn excited its adorable
Marrisa Doud ikr omg
Dan’s silence when getting scared makes me think of me, you see, when you startle my sister, she visibly jumps and screams. When I get startled, I can feel my body twitch, but it’s not visible, nor do I scream, so people think they failed in scaring me because I don’t show a visible reaction.
same my heart jumps but i just turn to see what startled me
“Shaking nervous mess of a person”
You called?
" look we're together" yes. Yes you are
Dannibal
bubbly hun this comment needs more appreciation
Dannibal Lester
Brittney Nwankolo good suggestions *snort* oiiii
i commented dannibal to (hours ago as well)
haha coinsidence
bubbly hun ha
Nobody:
Phil:
Dan:
Dan's shirt: eAt PeOpLe
YOU GUYS NEED TO TAKE DALIEN AND DAB TRICK OR TREATING!!!!
Emily Colombo I WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THAT AND IM SO MAD THEY DIDNT DO THAT UGH
Well there's not really a way to do trick or treating in the sims, but they could have had baby costumes!
Are we not gonna talk about how this is the most iconic video we’ve gotten in a while
"OH LOOK WE'RE TOGETHER" Danyul stop treating me this way
"this is really hard I'm just *putting* it out there"
heh *putting* eh eh?
...
I'll just let myself out **jumps out window**
“That hole ruined me. My hole is ruined”
Tali x I bet that’s not the first time either of them have said that to each other
Tali x : Lol. When he said that I heard it with every fibre of my being. Dan knows - exactly - what he’s saying.
the true terror in this game was how much of a sadistic gremlin dan was, so full of glee every time phil got spooked
All these floating chairs and Dan still won’t fall off his
"Do you reckon anyone has ever died in a maze before?"
Yes, Phil. Have you seen The Maze Runner?
Jeremy_And_Lance_ Trash *clears throat* Cedric Diggory
both of you, too soon :((
Dan's screams are the only spooky thing about spooky week tbh
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
The golf series is bacc.
This is actually getting difficult. Especially when they post everyday and you’re running out of ideas.
Your comments are actually the best thing ever lol
Olivia Grubbs that’s your opinion. 😂. But thanks fren.
Thank you for this quality
Alyssa F I SEE YOU EVERYTIME
I just imagined a skull rolling into a hole and I think halloween is ruined for me
I see you everywhere 😂
Phanicing Clique hello
Kaylani Maka Corneau oh my
Every holes a glory hole
Katie Haworth true
Phil predicted the the fact that the scariest game they will play on the channel is a golf game
Me: *sees Dan’s shirt*
Me: I EAT BOYS UP, BREAKFAST AND LUNCH, AND THEN WHEN I’M
THIRSTY I DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Bridgette Sutter it’s Dean Dobbs merch!
DEAN DOBBS
IIIII AAAAAMMM CAT NIPPLE
(Cat nipple cat nipple cat nipple)
I AM
Bridgette Sutter I am a cannabinol I eat boys up you better run
issa dean dobbs shirt mate
Last video Dan said "trust me it's only gonna get spookier". It got 200x spookier today. Dan did not disappoint.
*Scariest Sport:* gOlF wItH fRiEnDs
Mae Wobniar so spoopy
But I have none -JOKE-
It’s scary because it’s with friends.
Same though
My favourite thing about this comment is that I read it as "goif with friends"
Dans first jump scare made me scream.... I’m wearing headphones in the family room. My parents thing I’m possessed. Pretty sure we can all relate...right?
Nura Howell yes yes we can
I see a cute bunny Kookie in your profile picture. Hello ARMY.
Im at a drs office right now getting concerned looks