My Viewers Confessed the Most Unhinged Things to Me

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 месяца назад +3177

    Connor using his church to launder money and avoid paying his taxes, I can get behind that

    • @Totallyrealroddhoward
      @Totallyrealroddhoward 4 месяца назад +24

      Amen

    • @SonicRyan1992
      @SonicRyan1992 4 месяца назад +36

      i like how in the congregation pic, it's just you going through dissociation on the floor. the true church going experience

    • @jesther2575
      @jesther2575 4 месяца назад +1

      I fw dat fr

    • @devkrat
      @devkrat 4 месяца назад +9

      Your sins shall not be forgiven

    • @anshulrathod7347
      @anshulrathod7347 4 месяца назад +10

      Nah,you are just mad that he is not forgiving to French 🥖 quoso😂

  • @yeetgod4145
    @yeetgod4145 4 месяца назад +6220

    Pastor Connor touched me

  • @aharanr
    @aharanr 4 месяца назад +1904

    Seeing Kermit with a gun in the background makes it look like Kermit is the divine figure of the Father Colin Church

    • @lupusuwu3445
      @lupusuwu3445 4 месяца назад +21

      it isnt?

    • @deviljin9475
      @deviljin9475 4 месяца назад +9

      He's like father anderson from hellsing

    • @Mitochondria-is-the_powerhouse
      @Mitochondria-is-the_powerhouse 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@deviljin9475 then is chat Alucard?

    • @deviljin9475
      @deviljin9475 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Mitochondria-is-the_powerhouseJudging from the sins father colins is willing to forgive he may be the bird of hermes himself

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 4 месяца назад +1388

    I love the variety of confessions in these streams because they range from "I stole a penny sweet when I was 3" to "I have committed numerous crimes that carry significant jail time and am paying money to admit it in front of thousands of people"

    • @ShikamaruXT
      @ShikamaruXT 4 месяца назад +16

      I agree, Komi-san must be protected.

    • @ceahan8233
      @ceahan8233 4 месяца назад +7

      You are totally right, Komi-san must be protected.

    • @nevaansbooks2078
      @nevaansbooks2078 4 месяца назад +7

      The username is a true statement.

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame 4 месяца назад +6

      Komi-san shall be forgived

  • @alejot1000
    @alejot1000 4 месяца назад +512

    The guy on the public toilet, passing gently his fingers on the other guy lips to give him a gum, destroyed me. 😂

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 3 месяца назад +16

      Shhhh shhhhh
      Just enjoy the restroom gum 🤫 nothing gay here I promise

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 месяца назад +1240

    Some of these are forgivable, but some of them are straight up unforgivable burn in hell type sins

    • @nehbruh6822
      @nehbruh6822 4 месяца назад +80

      Emma...your poor grandma

    • @lordkyubae
      @lordkyubae 4 месяца назад +76

      Being French is never Forgivable

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 4 месяца назад

      @@lordkyubae yeah f**k the French! (I’m joking for the love of everything do not take it seriously lol)

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 4 месяца назад +22

      No League player has ever been forgiven

    • @emma_nutella58
      @emma_nutella58 4 месяца назад +20

      @@nehbruh6822i told her cause I was terrified😭

  • @lyconxero457
    @lyconxero457 4 месяца назад +323

    Man, the editor really went off with this video. I was THOROUGHLY entertained and was sad to see the video come to an end.

  • @klawstecno2083
    @klawstecno2083 4 месяца назад +402

    Connor started the video as a Pastor and will ended up as a Berserk Apostle🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 4 месяца назад +962

    Cheese in tea? Right to jail, Right away. No trial, No nothing.

    • @WilyZinogre
      @WilyZinogre 4 месяца назад +3

      Commenting 1 minute into the video, fellow vod enjoyer?

    • @ulbebulbe
      @ulbebulbe 4 месяца назад +8

      If it's Lipton, that's an improvement xD

    • @ChrisVillagomez
      @ChrisVillagomez 4 месяца назад +8

      That's an instant death sentence honestly

    • @sheriasanchez
      @sheriasanchez 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah sadly cheese foam is a common thing at boba tea shops. I love boba and I love cheese but they need to remain separate. 😐

    • @dejakiller69
      @dejakiller69 4 месяца назад

      I'm going to try this first thing in the morning

  • @kingdoom5022
    @kingdoom5022 4 месяца назад +458

    " i play lol "
    " Not forgiven "
    Fair 😂😂

    • @xcjsmith5310
      @xcjsmith5310 4 месяца назад +11

      Did you LOL when you type LOL?

  • @KayShawn_Maybor
    @KayShawn_Maybor 4 месяца назад +92

    real christian religion: god forgives everything as long as you admit your sins and fix your ways
    connor: watching trash isekai? funko pops? straight to hell

  • @watchthesecondhand2324
    @watchthesecondhand2324 3 месяца назад +30

    The one about flogging the bishop to a photo of his own ass truly inflicted psychic damage to me. That was downright diabolical.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 4 месяца назад +118

    “STOP PISSING” guess we starting no pee January early this year

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinkkiwicosplay
    @pinkkiwicosplay Месяц назад +7

    15:26 i love watching the chat EXPLODE after hearing this confession

  • @madkingspaz
    @madkingspaz 4 месяца назад +151

    Hell doesn't want the ranch guy or cheese tea guy

  • @cinna7
    @cinna7 4 месяца назад +22

    06:48 haha a famous firefighter actually being the one who set the fires he was dousing to become a 'hero' to his local community IS the central plot twist in one of my favourite childhood novels, so this gave me a good laugh.

  • @OfficialDJSoru
    @OfficialDJSoru 4 месяца назад +205

    The dementia one was the final nail in the coffin that made me spit my tea violently in laughter.
    Worth the change of clothes.

    • @star0475
      @star0475 4 месяца назад +8

      Did you have cheese in the tea??

    • @MizuHime07
      @MizuHime07 4 месяца назад

      Wait which one was that one xD

    • @tofuaddict5946
      @tofuaddict5946 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@MizuHime07 bugs in skin, scratching

  • @DatHoasi
    @DatHoasi 4 месяца назад +70

    It’s a sin that Connor isn’t dressed as Pucci for this

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 4 месяца назад +269

    Always great to see a ConnorDawgVA upload, Connor Dawg Voice acting, Virginia, Veterans Affairs, Visual Arts, Virtual Assistant

    • @swaylikesmusic
      @swaylikesmusic 4 месяца назад +6

      balls

    • @Sky-hk2sc
      @Sky-hk2sc 4 месяца назад +6

      Tihetris outside a hasan comment section is crazy

    • @Premo-412
      @Premo-412 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Sky-hk2scyo frfr

    • @belablanck
      @belablanck 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Sky-hk2sc the universes are colliding ever since the collab

  • @Noimgam
    @Noimgam 4 месяца назад +194

    I confess I watch CDawgVA, even if he is friends with Ludwig

  • @nurzahidahrashidi
    @nurzahidahrashidi 4 месяца назад +97

    as usual the best part of these kind of videos is seeing Chats Reactions and Lemme just say, the part about that dude getting off to a pic of his own ass? Someone in chat said 'Dude, relatable' XD

    • @nurzahidahrashidi
      @nurzahidahrashidi 4 месяца назад +21

      nd when the Sibling part came out, some dude legit said 'Connor, te Bible is full of Inc*st'
      im dying at this community i love u all

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SIL3N7_PANIC
      @SIL3N7_PANIC 25 дней назад +1

      My favorite was with the helicopter story someone commented "He whipped out the sword of God"

  • @Chromastone64
    @Chromastone64 Месяц назад +8

    "Nothing in the Bible forbids you from having a grindset" absolutely annihilated me lmao

  • @ashketchup4377
    @ashketchup4377 4 месяца назад +241

    Forgive me father for thine sins

    • @thog8169
      @thog8169 2 месяца назад +1

      thine means your, i believe the word youre looking for is mine

  • @rachelsimcha00
    @rachelsimcha00 4 месяца назад +114

    the confession 15 minutes in killed me 😂😂😂

  • @adamelloow
    @adamelloow 4 месяца назад +53

    this editing is funny af

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 4 месяца назад +49

    _"What we are here today is: Give me money."_
    - Father Colin, 2024.

  • @reed3863
    @reed3863 3 месяца назад +8

    30:06 They beg you to uninstall.
    That one guy in chat; ONE MORE PULL!

  • @riopradipto2804
    @riopradipto2804 4 месяца назад +35

    The first confession opening was major key, because they thought everything is just normal sin. But they realised they're wrong cuz every sin is just so bad, now they use minor key

  • @brodaforlife
    @brodaforlife 4 месяца назад +28

    After listening to some of these confessions. It makes some of the confessions from the previous confession session look innocent.

  • @morganitexoxo
    @morganitexoxo 4 месяца назад +13

    can we talk about how well edited this one is oml W editor!

  • @fugonee
    @fugonee 4 месяца назад +36

    Dressed as a priest in front of the Jolyne poster, Yare Yare Dawa 😞

  • @Bane_Amesta
    @Bane_Amesta 4 месяца назад +120

    I know this would be just bullying the editor, but adding subtitles to the bot speaking would make these videos easier to watch for me, sometimes I can't understand anything lmao

    • @fosterkitteneos
      @fosterkitteneos 4 месяца назад +6

      Even with the close caption it doesn’t help you either?

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@fosterkitteneos auto-generated captions are very hit or miss

  • @rseth912
    @rseth912 4 месяца назад +77

    Oh boy, time to listen to some cursed confessions

  • @Zschlatt
    @Zschlatt 4 месяца назад +27

    Posting this on Sunday is hilarious

  • @Johntitor-no8vb
    @Johntitor-no8vb 4 месяца назад +12

    It's almost like he was born to do this series , perfect voice to give them holy vibes

  • @jeffsan0.5
    @jeffsan0.5 4 месяца назад +42

    Love the Demon's souls music at the start

    • @aaronyumul7028
      @aaronyumul7028 4 месяца назад +3

      King Allant ost from Demon's souls OG, not the remake.

    • @jeffsan0.5
      @jeffsan0.5 4 месяца назад

      @@aaronyumul7028 They really fucked up some of the music in the remake, just the maiden astraea track alone is completely butchered.

  • @aria1412
    @aria1412 4 месяца назад +24

    I think Father Dawg needs a vacation after this one. Funded by the church, of course

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lithika9149
    @lithika9149 4 месяца назад +44

    23:38 they were most definitely at the Diddy party

  • @Eyeolair
    @Eyeolair 4 месяца назад +29

    "I play league of legends"
    NOT FORGIVEN

  • @misslinecraft
    @misslinecraft 4 месяца назад +22

    Connor's audience are weird... wait, but if I'm here watching, does that mean I'm weird too?

  • @ckoejake9966
    @ckoejake9966 4 месяца назад +49

    Connor: Stop pissing!
    Chat: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, we pissed on your monetization

  • @rolandoobanos7444
    @rolandoobanos7444 23 дня назад +1

    The editing here is top tier

  • @Justminish
    @Justminish 2 месяца назад +3

    I love the Editing

  • @celestecrabb
    @celestecrabb 2 месяца назад +5

    To the editor who put in Rachmaninoff’s Bogoroditse Devo at 8:20 ish:
    U a real one fr

  • @amderrsom
    @amderrsom 4 месяца назад +54

    THAT WAS SO SURREAL,WHEN THE FGO CONFESSION AT THE END CAME UP I WAS LITERALLY PLAYING IT,AND I WAS USING SUMMER IBUKI. (and wherever the editor got that screenshot,its very recent because that is literally the event going on rn lol)

    • @Bonyari_Boy
      @Bonyari_Boy 4 месяца назад +5

      UNINSTALL!

    • @intenseavarice34
      @intenseavarice34 4 месяца назад +5

      My brother in Christ the lord is giving youa SIGN!! UNINSTALL!!

    • @Morbius664
      @Morbius664 4 месяца назад

      Me too i need to get more copys for dubai bb

    • @bruhdrugon6094
      @bruhdrugon6094 4 месяца назад

      In hell we live

  • @julianheng1298
    @julianheng1298 4 месяца назад +7

    I find it impressive that he didn't break too much character listening to these ridiculous confessions

  • @PaulGirdlestone
    @PaulGirdlestone 3 месяца назад +3

    I have spent far more than I would like to ever confess in number on DBZ Dokkan Battle and Final Fantasy Brave Exvius. The saddest part is I have everything I need to beat all the content if I strategise and I don't think the money did much in that regard ultimately. I eventually just went scorched earth, started playing them with hacks and got my accounts permanently banned. I kept uninstalling and returning a few months later over a span of about 5 years. That feeling that even if I wanted to go back that I couldn't made the jump so much easier. Fast forward to now and while I still play some gatcha games, I have no problem resisting urges to spend, even on a game like Genshin Impact and it horrendous odds.

  • @isabelblackwel6190
    @isabelblackwel6190 2 месяца назад +3

    That last one about conquering the gacha was the end of me lmfao. I too have suffered the trauma of the wallet bleeding for my gacha addiction. The first month of me playing Honkai Impact i spent over $4,200 of my brand new credit card and didnt know till i got my first bank statement.

  • @ronsorage78
    @ronsorage78 4 месяца назад +11

    you have to give him money! Ironmouse's cinnamon rolls don't buy themselves.

  • @or1ta
    @or1ta 4 месяца назад +9

    I love the FGO part at the end. To hell we all go

  • @tsu2155
    @tsu2155 4 месяца назад +6

    my question is why does connor look so good in that robe bruh

  • @woodcraftworld
    @woodcraftworld 4 месяца назад +11

    i eat spaghetti with nothing. thats right no sauce. no meatball. no nothing just the pasta. this is every time i eat spaghetti.

    • @doorkey73
      @doorkey73 4 месяца назад +3

      WHY?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 месяца назад

      wow😮

    • @Kyxstall
      @Kyxstall 28 дней назад +1

      I mean...Connor used to do this too. He said it on Trash Taste while talking about his University days.

    • @SIL3N7_PANIC
      @SIL3N7_PANIC 25 дней назад

      ​​@@KyxstallUni doesnt count. You eat whatever you can muster. Your basically on rayions at that point. Any food crime commited during Uni is forgiven.

  • @Brandongamesall
    @Brandongamesall 4 месяца назад +7

    I feel like my sin was forgiven just because half of these are so Hannes I couldn't imagine

  • @yumiko579
    @yumiko579 4 месяца назад +13

    Average cdawgva users deficating and urinating on everything 😂

  • @robbegeusens1302
    @robbegeusens1302 4 месяца назад +72

    I was listening to the confession at 15:13 and drinking something and was so surprised I almost spit it out. Instead I managed to keep it in but a bit of the drink passed out through my nose.

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eelcokeuvelaar8821
    @eelcokeuvelaar8821 4 месяца назад +14

    No one can compete against the wubby confession stream

  • @KitYukio
    @KitYukio 4 месяца назад +2

    The editor was the goat of this, amazin.

  • @VaradMahashabde
    @VaradMahashabde 4 месяца назад +7

    Yo why does the P Diddy news line up so well with the "Pool filled with Lube" Guy 😭😭😭😭?

  • @MissinngNote
    @MissinngNote 4 месяца назад +14

    Most normal connerdawg video

  • @princesslain83
    @princesslain83 4 месяца назад +7

    Japanese-speaking Chad Christ cracked me up every time😂

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 4 месяца назад +25

    15:13 Has probably to be the funniest shit I have heard all year 💀💀

  • @thatkenesu9843
    @thatkenesu9843 4 месяца назад +1

    I actually love this series so much. Love how Connor rps as a corrupted father of a church 😂

  • @ckingmain3176
    @ckingmain3176 4 месяца назад +6

    15 seconds into the video and hit with the demons souls music... The sins here will be too much to handle!

  • @wizardsweetflips59
    @wizardsweetflips59 7 дней назад

    I really appreciate all the people who participate in these videos bcause it makes me feel like maybe I don’t have it so bad.

  • @ykomat6860
    @ykomat6860 3 месяца назад +1

    This is hilarious, I’d love to see more of this.

  • @bengorham1605
    @bengorham1605 4 месяца назад +7

    My most evil and devious sin is spending over 9000 dollars on concord skins.

  • @user-te4qv7kj9i
    @user-te4qv7kj9i 4 месяца назад +3

    Blessed be thee Pastor thine grace and benevolence knows no bounds

  • @c.lottexox
    @c.lottexox 4 месяца назад +5

    Do more of this connor 😂

  • @TheobaldLeonhart
    @TheobaldLeonhart 22 дня назад +1

    (I know he isn't doing it off of RUclips comments, but)
    Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Sometimes I eat uncooked ramen noodles as a snack, without the broth. I do it for the cronch, and will continue to do it. Father, can I please be forgiven?

  • @AgentPrimus
    @AgentPrimus 4 месяца назад +6

    14:45 "Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir"

  • @mohwalex9
    @mohwalex9 4 месяца назад +5

    I love taking concerning screenshots of daddy connor

  • @MacCoy
    @MacCoy 4 месяца назад +5

    Priest with a judo belt. Lets go

  • @chrispylee1019
    @chrispylee1019 3 месяца назад +2

    The Cyberlife joke really caught me off guard 😂

  • @StarUzaki
    @StarUzaki 16 дней назад +2

    11:18 well hello me

  • @calaidy
    @calaidy 4 месяца назад

    YAYYY THE VID IS FINALLY OUT I've been waiting since the stream

  • @KhezuOnYourScreen
    @KhezuOnYourScreen 4 месяца назад +4

    I now headcanon that God blasts phonk from His being whenever He makes His presence.
    When Jesus returns, we will know when we hear that beat.

  • @_Eternal-Darkness_
    @_Eternal-Darkness_ 4 месяца назад +3

    Props to bro for listening to more wild shit 🙏

  • @sodoffbaldrick
    @sodoffbaldrick 3 месяца назад +1

    1:38 didn't expect Rowan Atkinson reference

  • @ovelhadogelo
    @ovelhadogelo 4 месяца назад +10

    For more confessions, might be my favorite type of content - other than the heavily edited games with off-topic commentary. Maybe we can also transgress to School Confessions too? All and all, keep up the amazing work as always, Connor.

  • @gregwillams8324
    @gregwillams8324 4 месяца назад +4

    Almost set house on fire three non consecutive times? Wow just wow.

  • @EmmaMcClure-vq7wy
    @EmmaMcClure-vq7wy 4 месяца назад +7

    Forgive me Father Conner, for I have sinned, I have a crush on Masa Shimamoto from Meta Runner, I don't care if he is fictional, who wouldn't want to have feelings for a hot, Japanese, muscular, 28 year old edgy loner gamer who probably has PTSD, depression, and anxiety, and sounds like Batman, I just have a thing for brooding bad boys, so please forgive for my shameful lust

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito 3 месяца назад +1

    The whole vod is hilarious. To everyone who's considering watching m it in full: absolutely do

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 месяца назад +23

    13:58 The f*ck is with that guy's arm?! Why is it so long?!! 😂😂😂. Wait, even his hand is massive! He can hold the other guy's head in one hand like it's a basketball! 😆

    • @HolyDoomfish
      @HolyDoomfish 4 месяца назад +2

      This an example of the famous yaoi hands xD
      A big body and long limbs are sexy. 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 месяца назад +1

      @@HolyDoomfish As a yaoi fan, I'm not sure if I've ever seen such awful proportions as shown in that image 😆

  • @Truth-pm7rp
    @Truth-pm7rp 4 месяца назад

    LET'S GOOOOOOO NEW VID GOD BLESS I LOVE THESE

  • @Yuan0287W
    @Yuan0287W 4 месяца назад +4

    There is some diabolical people in Connor's chat... 👿

  • @Vagus_Asuwa
    @Vagus_Asuwa 4 месяца назад +1

    Never watching another Connor video while eating ever again

  • @changednamelit
    @changednamelit Месяц назад

    What a timely recommendation. Tomorrow I'll be going to a confession

  • @Lam-s-Workshop
    @Lam-s-Workshop Месяц назад

    the level of improv in using proverbs is outstanding

  • @JillianoRomalo-q9c
    @JillianoRomalo-q9c 4 месяца назад +10

    23:14 DIDDY PARTY

  • @dropjawed3367
    @dropjawed3367 4 месяца назад +3

    why does this character make me so happy

  • @MegaGeNeRaLEE
    @MegaGeNeRaLEE 4 месяца назад +3

    I’m not gonna stop peeing in random places

  • @RogueIRL23
    @RogueIRL23 2 месяца назад +1

    29:32 I don't remember submitting a confession to this.

  • @abus6769
    @abus6769 4 месяца назад

    lets goooo been waiting for this video. Let us see how unhinged these confessions are gonna be...

  • @xSveto40397
    @xSveto40397 4 месяца назад +2

    Some confessions may be fake, but dear god they are twisted...

  • @malikhittam1440
    @malikhittam1440 Месяц назад

    The editor seems to be a fellow cultured dark souls fan. I'm leaving a like just for the amount of dark souls/Elden ring references in this video

  • @RispGD
    @RispGD 3 месяца назад +2

    26:15 when i was 13 about 7 years ago, i lost a friend online who i was slowly getting back together with, and because of my brother who randomly joined the minecraft server and decided to streal some stuff from him, that friend left out of anger and never joined back. I still havent gotten back in contact with them lmao

  • @akechilovebot3861
    @akechilovebot3861 4 месяца назад +9

    This priest costume is forcing me to confront some uncomfortable preferences

  • @shaunriordan493
    @shaunriordan493 4 месяца назад +1

    The first take was gold.

  • @lillyrichter3383
    @lillyrichter3383 4 месяца назад

    I love watching these confession videos.

  • @nictussigma6462
    @nictussigma6462 3 месяца назад +1

    Before Watching: "Confess and i shall absolve..."
    After Watching: "A plea of Innocence is guilty of wasting my time! Guilty, i say!"