Jim Cornette Reviews The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match: Jeff Hardy vs Jeff Jarrett on AEW Dynamite

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • From Episode 305 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
    Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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  • @wildwine6400
    @wildwine6400 Год назад +532

    A "Death match" sponsored by a game about a cannibal, in aid of people who are dying of starvation. Brilliant

    • @haterdave1
      @haterdave1 Год назад +55

      And we'll just do the match in Tennessee

    • @bm563
      @bm563 Год назад +24

      🤣🤣🤣 never looked at it that way WOW!

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад

      These optics are tremendous and typical in this day and age where seemingly everyone is a superficial uber-moralist

    • @matthewhostetter8974
      @matthewhostetter8974 Год назад +47

      Don't forget this was also during a show called "Fight for the Fallen" to honor the people affected by what is happening in Maui. Snowman Khan is a genius.

    • @DateTwoRelate
      @DateTwoRelate Год назад +11

      At least it wasn't a cannibal named Hannibal #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • @dwaynewright9981
    @dwaynewright9981 Год назад +109

    When leather face came stomping down the ramp, I couldn’t stop laughing at how terrible it was.

  • @therealmaskedheel
    @therealmaskedheel Год назад +94

    I admit that Brian got me with the Stop...Hammer Time! line.

    • @QuickManEXE
      @QuickManEXE Год назад +12

      Me too. He might as well have just RickRolled Jim.

    • @foxmcloud9901
      @foxmcloud9901 Год назад +2

      Please hammer don't hurt 'em

    • @mmatthall21
      @mmatthall21 Год назад +2

      Best part of the show

    • @biggains1
      @biggains1 Год назад

      It was mis-timed. Thats why it confused anyone at first lol

  • @tevinlandry7265
    @tevinlandry7265 Год назад +129

    It might've taken 4 years, but Tony, noted WCW mark, finally had his Robocop moment lmao 😭

    • @1983jcheat
      @1983jcheat Год назад +5

      😂

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Год назад +15

      This isn’t even RoboCop level; it’s the Asylum knockoff Android Cop

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok Год назад +4

      Android Officer*

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +11

      Now we need AEW's Shockmaster moment, Fingerpoke of Doom moment, Bash at the Beach 2000 moment and Tony booking himself as a champion....

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Год назад +6

      They're releasing Robocop video game later this year ...no guarantees Robocop doesn't actually show up.

  • @hwogrillo
    @hwogrillo Год назад +156

    If only Robocop and Chucky could have somehow been involved, we may have had the greatest wrestlecrap match ever.
    C'mon Tony.. you know where your Dad keeps his checkbook......

  • @sticketer
    @sticketer Год назад +350

    As a professional wrestling fan, Oh boy, was I waiting for this one to come out. This is going to be a blast.

    • @SLICK8116
      @SLICK8116 Год назад +1

      What a absolute 💩 show😅😂

    • @marc_andreroy
      @marc_andreroy Год назад +7

      Me too 😂

    • @ogarstyle
      @ogarstyle Год назад +3

      I bet...
      LOLz

    • @ogarstyle
      @ogarstyle Год назад +2

      When I saw the video title.
      Everything got put on hold.
      Jim did not disappoint either...

    • @marc_andreroy
      @marc_andreroy Год назад +1

      @@ogarstyle same lol

  • @RickerbyMusic
    @RickerbyMusic Год назад +149

    I really think they just ask 'what would Cornette hate?' in booking meetings at AEW and just have to keep toppping it 😅

    • @bryansansone3301
      @bryansansone3301 Год назад +22

      It was literally a week or two after Jim mentioned the pizza flipping a--hole before pizza guy appeared on AEW.

    • @UncomfortableShoes
      @UncomfortableShoes Год назад +19

      “Ok guys, how about this: A Midnight Express match but everyone in the match is dressed like the Midnight Rockers and you only win after hitting 10 super kicks.”

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling Год назад +1

      Certainly not his boy Jarrett who he'll defend till the day either of them die just because he worked for Jeff grandmother...

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah Год назад +12

      Lol don't give them any ideas, they'll do it. Just to troll cornette..

    • @1Smooth1
      @1Smooth1 Год назад +5

      Ethan Page needs to leave for WWE because he’s lost on this roster. He needs to be a Heel, singles talent, and give him a mic to get himself over.

  • @gregofthelake
    @gregofthelake Год назад +255

    I was laughing so hard during the chainsaw bit and I was begging for it to be Funk.

    • @vegetalover9297
      @vegetalover9297 Год назад +28

      Funk can't even barely walk now

    • @ronald-xs7sp
      @ronald-xs7sp Год назад +7

      True.

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад +9

      What world do you live in where you honestly think that Terry Funk is still in any way shape or form mobile

    • @zanon__
      @zanon__ Год назад

      Even if he was, he wouldn't sign up for this trash. Once was enough. @@justint8635

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +13

      @@justint8635 Straight up. Terry Funk now looks older than Dory.

  • @NotoriousVC
    @NotoriousVC Год назад +30

    No one tell Corny that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has already been remade several times.

    • @quentinkaasa47
      @quentinkaasa47 Год назад +9

      And the first remake was 20 years ago! Is him Jim under the impression that the one with Matthew McConaughey is the last one? 😄

  • @ConsCope
    @ConsCope Год назад +391

    This past Dynamite was the worst one they’ve ever had. I was extremely high and had to rewatch it the following day to make sure it wasn’t because I was close to being torched by the sun.

    • @christopher5706
      @christopher5706 Год назад +31

      I need a toke or two after watching this "match."

    • @Oslymabinladen93
      @Oslymabinladen93 Год назад +6

      😂

    • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma
      @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma Год назад

      @@Oslymabinladen93 Trash.

    • @eiephants
      @eiephants Год назад +54

      You know it's BAD bad when you can't even enjoy it when you're high.

    • @rjmq433
      @rjmq433 Год назад +14

      I was drunk af when i watched and could barely enjoy it

  • @Mr.Cynical92
    @Mr.Cynical92 Год назад +250

    I haven't been this excited for a Cornette review in a while. I had to sit through it live and I was thinking "I hope Cornette rips this match to shreds."

    • @realkb21
      @realkb21 Год назад +11

      I'm so happy he did 😂😂😂

    • @bumpingseagull9392
      @bumpingseagull9392 Год назад +2

      With a chainsaw

    • @MrDavisjones
      @MrDavisjones Год назад +4

      Rip it to shreds like a raccoon does to Corny's lawn.

    • @JohnnyFarang
      @JohnnyFarang Год назад +3

      SO many people were saying that on the official AEW clip 😂

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 Год назад +1

      To shreds, you say?

  • @InsignificantNick
    @InsignificantNick Год назад +112

    With how much Jim has defended Jeff Jarrett to Brian, it was cathartic to hear Jim say he was out on JJ here.

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Год назад +38

      I’m the biggest admitted Double J fan there is and even I’m done.

    • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma
      @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma Год назад +9

      Yeah, that was brutal. Jeff probably isn't going to be happy when he hears about it.

    • @jamirimaj6880
      @jamirimaj6880 Год назад +29

      ​@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasomanahhh JJ is just milking the money mark

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +17

      JJ is the biggest carny of the bunch. He is milking Tony for all he is worth, well done Slapnutz!

    • @DickSocrates
      @DickSocrates Год назад

      I say it is about time. This hag is past his retirement and he was only sometimes good in his "prime."
      I can't stand Corny defending this muppet. OPEN YOUR EYES not just for this match but all the shit he has done especially in AEW.

  • @sarjeshkhadgi2841
    @sarjeshkhadgi2841 Год назад +56

    This match had Vince Russo written all over it

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Год назад +17

      That’s an insult to Vince Russo.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 Год назад +11

      Bro....come on bro.

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 Год назад +10

      Bro I don't think Vince Russo is this crazy, Bro.

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад +5

      Tony Khan is absolutely no different than Vince Russo

    • @ronald-xs7sp
      @ronald-xs7sp Год назад +1

      ​@@rizkyanandita8227No. Just crazy enough!

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Год назад +49

    Us Jeff Hardy fans: look at how they massacred my boy

    • @joegreene7619
      @joegreene7619 Год назад

      His whole career has been moronic crap.

    • @RavenGlenn
      @RavenGlenn Год назад +23

      Jeff has massacred himself his entire career. This is just the result of it.

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +12

      Jeff jumped that particular shark back in 2011.

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +7

      @@jpmagnus6909Jeff Jumped the Shark whilst chasing the Dragon😂

    • @8thaccount535
      @8thaccount535 Год назад +4

      He needs to retire, Matt too. It's painful just watching them move.

  • @OpethFanatic
    @OpethFanatic Год назад +32

    As soon as I saw "Leatherface" stumble out of the entrance way, I could practically hear Corny's blood vessels pop

  • @BennyRoc23
    @BennyRoc23 Год назад +19

    Stop!
    Yes?
    Hammer time.
    Oh.. god damn you!!
    Jim is fkn hilarious without even trying lol

  • @619AJ
    @619AJ Год назад +23

    The Texas Chainsaw video game is already off to a better start than the AEW video game.

  • @Ryanonfire03
    @Ryanonfire03 Год назад +41

    This is one of those times you can totally tell Little Tony was sitting in front of his TV late 80s/early 90s just loving what WCW was putting on. Just storing up ideas in his diary for when he has his own wrestling fed one day.

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад +12

      Vince Russo lives on in Tony Khan

    • @emobassist
      @emobassist Год назад

      ​@@justint8635at least Russos booking could be entertaining in the same way you watch a car wreck you can't keep your eyes off it
      This is just bottom of the barrel bargin bin DVD C movie that kids make for their parents and they tell them it's good just to be nice when in reality it's crap because they don't know what they are doing

    • @warwickben
      @warwickben Год назад +3

      100k$ donated to Hawaii was the reason for the match

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +7

      Before AEW started Tony went on interviews saying he would not make the same mistakes as WCW😂 Now here he is going down the exact same road😂

    • @erickmack4131
      @erickmack4131 Год назад +6

      @@chuckles9767fantasy booking shockmaster right will reverse the curse

  • @nkotbfreak2983
    @nkotbfreak2983 Год назад +38

    Was surprised to hear Jim coming back with Please hammer dont hurt em after Brian's hammer time comment, this man will never cease to amaze me 😄

  • @wakelesspluto1792
    @wakelesspluto1792 Год назад +23

    The very first horror video game was Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari 2600. So, its been done before all the way back in the 1980s. Thats your fun fact for today.

    • @sprnightfire
      @sprnightfire Год назад +4

      Yup I remember that game. If your chainsaw runs out of gasoline you died.

    • @bw3230
      @bw3230 Год назад +3

      Not trying to start an arguement but Haunted House for the Atari predated Texas Chainsaw Massacre by a year. There were other horror video games earlier. There was a computer game 3D for the ZX1 called Monster Maze that could be considered the first horror game released in 1981. If you want to go father depending whether you consider the Magnavox Odyssey a real video game system, the Haunted House from 1972 might be the first horror game but that's stretching it.

    • @WyattHolliday
      @WyattHolliday Год назад

      @@bw3230 Shit this boy know his stuff! In all seriousness, I remember Haunted House! That was a fun one.

    • @wakelesspluto1792
      @wakelesspluto1792 Год назад

      @@bw3230 Yes you are right im foiled again. However, its called haunted house but it doesn't have much going for it In the horror department. But it was the 80s. Maybe a giant orange ball scared kids back then. I don't know.

    • @bw3230
      @bw3230 Год назад +1

      @@wakelesspluto1792 It was the green V-shaped bat in the game that instilled terror in the hearts of us kids back then.

  • @mr.rocket9306
    @mr.rocket9306 Год назад +153

    When the review is more enjoyable than the match itself.

    • @justamutt5294
      @justamutt5294 Год назад +2

      true dat

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад +11

      It's pretty much been that way for just about every piece of horseshit that AEW has put out

    • @Deans-jm3uf
      @Deans-jm3uf Год назад +5

      I skipped the match knowing this review would be infinitely more entertaining

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +5

      Hey you should have seen how many viewers this match and the Bucks match lost.

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад

      @@Birdman669 cut the fake tribalism bullshit. Just because someone is critical of AEW doesn't mean that they think WWE can do no wrong. Christ on a crutch.

  • @jpowers55
    @jpowers55 Год назад +23

    You're right, Jim. I play video games because I have too much time on my hands. I'll keep that in mind the next time I think about whether or not I should listen to your next 4 hour podcast episode.

  • @carlosr6462
    @carlosr6462 Год назад +109

    what a great use of Jeff Hardy, JJ and Jay Lethal

    • @dejuans1328
      @dejuans1328 Год назад +22

      They'll never live this down.

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze Год назад

      Who gives a fuck about JJ in 2023

    • @matthewhostetter8974
      @matthewhostetter8974 Год назад +9

      But remember the AEW diehards will get made if we criticize this match, but they won't people forget the Miz/Priest Zombie match.

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze Год назад

      @@matthewhostetter8974 aew fans dont realize how stupid they look. Wwe and aew are trash wish fanboys would realize it.

    • @travismcdonald6576
      @travismcdonald6576 Год назад +2

      Jeff Hardy is old hat.

  • @BrandonTaylor-wi2mv
    @BrandonTaylor-wi2mv Год назад +23

    I was waiting for The Shockmaster to trip and fall through one of the walls

    • @dchappell05
      @dchappell05 Год назад

      Give it time my son. All good(bad) things come to those who wait 😂

  • @Eric__-ew3zv
    @Eric__-ew3zv Год назад +121

    I can’t wait to hear them review the MJF and Adam Cole segment, Tony Khan yelling at them like everyone doesn’t know he’s a joke and a push over really did it for me 😂

    • @DavidOwen-yv8wz
      @DavidOwen-yv8wz Год назад +54

      YES! He’s now booking HIMSELF as a cool, but edgy, boss, who is FEARED and respected by the wrestlers. Jesus Christ…..

    • @P2D_x
      @P2D_x Год назад +32

      Shades of Vince Russo 😖😂

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok Год назад +24

      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre match was more believable than Khan booking himself

    • @matthewhostetter8974
      @matthewhostetter8974 Год назад +23

      @@DavidOwen-yv8wz That was comedy gold, what was worse was the moment he opened the door and saw the camera was on he smiled and broke character going back coked out mark we know he is.

    • @getschwifty9531
      @getschwifty9531 Год назад

      ​@@matthewhostetter8974I've got to fucking see this lmao what a smug chode.

  • @greenbasterd9425
    @greenbasterd9425 Год назад +18

    Funny story: One Halloween many moons ago, my friend's dad (RIP) put a Jason mask on and was scaring little kids revving up one of those small, not full size, chainsaws with no chain. We got the cops called on us in about 20 mins. But those kids' memories probably lasted a lifetime.

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 Год назад +83

    On the plus side, at least we now all know exactly which match is definitely going to be on the AEW Dark Side Of The Ring episode AND the Rise And Fall of AEW, WWE special.

    • @UncomfortableShoes
      @UncomfortableShoes Год назад +13

      I have a private hobby of keeping track of those moments for AEW and you’re right. If WWE were smart they’d reuse the Mike Graham “Never drew a dime” clip about Jeff Jarrett.

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +17

      There was no “Rise” with AEW. It would be the Birth and Decline of AEW.

    • @WarGhoulKharas
      @WarGhoulKharas Год назад +4

      One of many. The first Fyter Fest (Fyre Fest Parody), Ghostbusters, Space Jam, the Mimosa match, the botched falls through tables.

    • @natebaxter9551
      @natebaxter9551 Год назад +5

      ​@@WarGhoulKharasconstantly blading on TV, everything Jericho, Rick Ross.

    • @12ozmouse99
      @12ozmouse99 Год назад +1

      @@georgeh4171to be fair, I thought I saw it flutter for a bit, but “rise” is an exaggeration.

  • @michaellamb4001
    @michaellamb4001 Год назад +97

    Cody could have been the chainsaw guy but no he is stuck in the WWE just getting put over by Brock, he must be so disappointed.

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Год назад +21

      Cody probably saw this and laughed like DeNiro in “Cape Fear”.

    • @MorpheusASmith
      @MorpheusASmith Год назад +8

      LMAO! Although I agree this match was the shits and that Cody's career is definitely better in the WWE. The bottom line is that Cody was a bitch in AEW. He booked himself like shit, hardly showed up for work (because he was too busy trying to be like The Rock and get Hollywood to notice him) and single handedly destroyed the reputation of the TNT title. As bad as AEW is, it would have been much worse had Cody stayed. The man had serious (dead) daddy issues.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X Год назад +10

      When Cody Rhodes coulsnt be the fake Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre match, that's hard times, when Cody is making millions headlining PPVs against stars like Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar, that's Hard Times!

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling Год назад +4

      You mean Jobbing to Roman Roids at WWE's biggest PPV of the year.
      Lmao.

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling Год назад

      @TimeBomb014X Losing to Roman Roids and Mania and a pityful victory over a part timer like Lesnar, oh yeah Cawdy's definitely winning, lmao.
      He'll never get out of his daddy's shadow like his half-brother could never.

  • @machellehobbs215
    @machellehobbs215 Год назад +20

    Is Karen Jarrett the new AEW "Brandi" ?

    • @ShawnRakar
      @ShawnRakar Год назад

      Totally!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theoelliott4649
      @theoelliott4649 Год назад

      She Definitely got go away heat !

  • @RealSpudsBuckley
    @RealSpudsBuckley Год назад +78

    I was in the building live for this & God did it bomb live..
    Aew also pumps the sound up for the TV show. It was dead silent in the building during this match ( & must matches)
    You could easily hear the Wrestlers calling spots all night

    • @leelohaskin7941
      @leelohaskin7941 Год назад +4

      You nor them should live this down😂😂 jk /my sympathies

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +7

      The AEW fans on Reddit are always accusing WWE of pumping in crowd noise during popular segments. Seems their precious AEW is the one doing it 😂😂

    • @RealSpudsBuckley
      @RealSpudsBuckley Год назад +7

      @@georgeh4171 both companies are guilty of pretty much the same nonsense

    • @isaaclikesturtles
      @isaaclikesturtles Год назад +2

      Im actually on the flip side of this as I've gone to a few shows. Aew production is actually kind of crap at times from the music sounding not as clear in the broadcast and chants actually being toned down.
      You can tell from this match though that the crowd was bored and the sound reflected that but I've been to shows where I can't hear myself speak and the broadcast is has this wierd muted sound to it

    • @RealSpudsBuckley
      @RealSpudsBuckley Год назад +2

      @@isaaclikesturtles yes I'm sure aew is tuning down the chants 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jamesblack893
    @jamesblack893 Год назад +42

    "Broke 6000 guitars but never drew a dime" has never sounded truer .

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok Год назад +4

      He was a wannabe Hogan. Now he's going through his Taker cosplay phase

    • @NC-ck5oj
      @NC-ck5oj Год назад

      jeff jarrett is awesome

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +4

      *Mike Graham shakes his head like D Lo Brown😂

    • @brandonhendrix7223
      @brandonhendrix7223 Год назад

      ​@@georgeh4171He'd have to have a head to do that. His ended up caked on his wall

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 Год назад +7

    I’m utterly convinced it was Tony Khan as Leatherface

  • @psychobluesfxt
    @psychobluesfxt Год назад +35

    As a kid on Saturday mornings we had video games and cartoons. As an adult we have M-rated video games, and this beautiful podcast ripping apart stupid stuff on wrestling this past week.

    • @liomelmyles
      @liomelmyles Год назад +7

      And we can still listen to this on a good Saturday morning we are blessed my friend

  • @JenzKeller
    @JenzKeller Год назад +22

    You got to give Brian his flowers for the timing and delivery of the "Stop. Hammer-Time"-gag.

  • @segagenesis7708
    @segagenesis7708 Год назад +27

    This match was like the worst of TNA, 2000 WCW and WWE put together.

    • @romelmunoz7957
      @romelmunoz7957 Год назад +11

      And what they all have in common??
      Jeff Jarrett.

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +8

      “I won’t make the same mistakes as WCW and TNA” - Tony “The Kid” Khan

    • @segagenesis7708
      @segagenesis7708 Год назад +3

      @georgeh4171 Oh he will never live that down.

    • @segagenesis7708
      @segagenesis7708 Год назад +5

      @romelmunoz7957 Plus, the worst iteration of the Horsemen, AND the worst iteration of the nWo in WCW. Both had Jarrett.

    • @DickSocrates
      @DickSocrates Год назад

      :D@@romelmunoz7957

  • @d3ath8ybac0n4
    @d3ath8ybac0n4 Год назад +19

    Worked at a haunted house and we took the chain off like Jim said. It was very effective. 😂

    • @tom-
      @tom- Год назад +2

      They do that at Universal Studios for Horror Nights its effective in the dark

    • @d3ath8ybac0n4
      @d3ath8ybac0n4 Год назад

      @@tom- oh yeah, and like Jim said the smoke if it's gas powered further leads the suspension of disbelief.

  • @BJORNArtist
    @BJORNArtist Год назад +58

    Pure "we bought a cheap wrestling ring and are putting on a show for Jeff and Jeff's birthday!"
    They've hit peak backyard fed, good for them.

  • @JM1993951
    @JM1993951 Год назад +4

    It’s funny how Jim shits on video games and says they’re “for kids” but he sells action figures to grown men and is known to appreciate comic books. 😂 It’s just as updated form of entertainment, Jim.

  • @dewforpolitics
    @dewforpolitics Год назад +69

    Now this is how you start off Saturday morning to hear Jim’s review of the worse AEW match in history, that Texas Chainsaw Massacre death match. Although the proceeds went to charity, it was an awful match that would turn any potential wrestling fan off from ever wanting to watch wrestling again. It was WCW 2001 awful. This is why I DO NOT watch Dynamite.

    • @notgonnapay
      @notgonnapay Год назад +11

      More like early-90s WCW...I was waiting for the mummy to come out and start fighting.

    • @harishsubramanian1241
      @harishsubramanian1241 Год назад

      What proceeds? Tony is rich enough to donate that money without showcasing this pathetic excuse for an epileptic brain fart.

    • @Kevinc2828
      @Kevinc2828 Год назад +4

      @@notgonnapay I think you meant the YETI L M F A O .

    • @RockandrollNegro
      @RockandrollNegro Год назад +6

      @@Kevinc2828 The YE-TAAY

    • @jonlafontaine4068
      @jonlafontaine4068 Год назад

      @@notgonnapayyou mean just come out, bear hug and hump?

  • @joroma526
    @joroma526 Год назад +4

    When Leatherface came running out he looked liked Tony Kahn on some bad coke

  • @wildwine6400
    @wildwine6400 Год назад +37

    I see Meltzer has avoided a rating on this. I guess Tony Khan paid him to not get a negative star rating. He often avoids rating bad AEW matches

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Год назад +6

      A rating of Negative One ;)

    • @RavenGlenn
      @RavenGlenn Год назад +14

      It's shocking when something is so bad in AEW that even Meltzer can't bring himself to still give it 4 stars or more.

    • @matthewhostetter8974
      @matthewhostetter8974 Год назад +9

      Of course, Meltzer wasn't going to rate this match, but he remembered to shit on the Miz/Priest match. Also, Meltzer might be in time-out, he gave the Buck/Gunn Club match 3.75 stars. Remember Tony threw a tantrum for not giving Jericho a 5-star match.

    • @wildwine6400
      @wildwine6400 Год назад +5

      @@chuckles9767 yeah, he didn't rate the women's match either on the show. Yet he rated the zombie match badly, which was a normal match for the most part with a silly thing after the match.

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +6

      @@matthewhostetter8974 Bucks vs Gunns got 3.75? How? Even the mark-site and dirt sheet apologists couldn't bring themselves to say anything positive about that match.

  • @chroniclesofnigeria1358
    @chroniclesofnigeria1358 Год назад +4

    i laughed, i cried, but most importantly I didnt tell another soul i watched it.

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath1072 Год назад +2

    "Stop." "Yes?" "Hammer time!" 🤣
    I'm really digging the music references lately.

  • @TheWill1225
    @TheWill1225 Год назад +9

    I’ve never been so happy to see a Cornette clip pop up on my RUclips algorithm thingy

    • @TomFoolery350
      @TomFoolery350 Год назад +2

      Absolutely, when I saw the notification, I was rubbing my hands like dinner was ready. 😂

    • @MyNameIsUnavailable
      @MyNameIsUnavailable Год назад

      It's Jim CORN - E -TET

  • @vhvelazquez7187
    @vhvelazquez7187 Год назад +10

    NXT Heatwave has a better build than AEW All In

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 Год назад +15

    Every time aew screws up Jim gets a thousand new subscribers.

  • @QCS_AdamCole
    @QCS_AdamCole Год назад +5

    Also, pop for Brian's "hammer time"... Love it when he gets one on Corny

  • @WarGhoulKharas
    @WarGhoulKharas Год назад +4

    He really needs to stop excusing Jeff Jarrett. He's been beyond help for twenty years.

  • @DaggerPrince
    @DaggerPrince Год назад +12

    the funny thing is. considering how much cornette loves comic books, if he was born in this day and age he would 100% be a gamer. 😂cuz then little jimmy could play as all his favorite heroes.

  • @mecenaterooms8204
    @mecenaterooms8204 Год назад +3

    Brian - Stop!
    Jim - What?
    Brian - Hammer Time.
    Am ded XD

  • @Qwazaar919
    @Qwazaar919 Год назад +2

    full grown adults w/ responsibilities are playing video games while listening to this show right now.

  • @savievere9759
    @savievere9759 Год назад +8

    I caught the end of this match and some of the clips and the first thing that came to mind was, "why in the world would someone want to pay homage to the bad ideas of early 90s WCW?"

  • @seventhseventhnineteen2215
    @seventhseventhnineteen2215 Год назад +1

    "He was a peripheral player in a dog fucking."
    I lost it...😂😂😂😂

  • @xanzpatrie
    @xanzpatrie Год назад +10

    I laughed all the way throught this but when he mentioned Christine Jarrett that's when I lost my shit. Great stuff, Jim, there's no one like you.

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X Год назад +15

    Man that's an achievememt, when Jim says your hockey chainsaw match is more phoney than wwe's zombies at ring side eating John Morrison

    • @hectic105
      @hectic105 Год назад +1

      That’s where I disagree with Jim. This was really dumb, but not as dumb as a group of actual zombies eating Morrison and the Miz (just for them to be fine the next day of course). Really, it’s splitting hairs, but I’d still put that as more ridiculous, even if it’s by a small margin.

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад +2

      Both were dumb, but WWE always said they were an entrainment show first and wrestling second, so it’s not so bad. AEW claims to have “Real Sports Feel” 😂

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 Год назад

      WWE also did their match during the Pandemic.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X Год назад +2

      @@georgeh4171 sport based presentation, dont know which sport involved chainsaw wielding cannibals

  • @ErikBraun_06
    @ErikBraun_06 Год назад +12

    I'm a huge Lethal and Jarret mark, this match made me feel really bad for them, i hope they are at least making some good money

  • @Pogo113
    @Pogo113 Год назад +9

    Hey Jim, I manage a warehouse in Florida. Every day is 93 feels like 110. I listen to your show the most when I relax AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES after work. In the words of Shane Douglas to Taz in 1997 - "calm the fuck down"

    • @xoynialedmcesoentill6034
      @xoynialedmcesoentill6034 Год назад

      They make money mocking half naked people rolling around on tv, not to mention all of the forced 'political/social' influence push that evil wants one to cover.

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 Год назад +1

      ehh part of his hate of video games is because of Kenny Omega and co are big into them imo.

  • @trane1959
    @trane1959 Год назад +32

    I’ve been waiting since Wednesday to hear this. I’m sorry you had to sit through this mr cornette but this video makes my week.

    • @MultiBlack17
      @MultiBlack17 Год назад +2

      This may have been the most hyped I've ever felt for a Corny review 🤣🤣

  • @basedelon
    @basedelon Год назад +5

    Texas Chainsaw has been remade a few times I think.

  • @georgeh4171
    @georgeh4171 Год назад +5

    Nice to have a “Death Match” as a tribute to the victims in Maui 😮

  • @RagingCookie127
    @RagingCookie127 Год назад +3

    Cornette is baffled by the idea of grown men playing videogames yet comes from an industry where grown men were extremely passionate about fake fighters play-fighting.

  • @AndrewClement
    @AndrewClement Год назад +7

    I watched this live. I've never been so disappointed in wrestling

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Год назад +1

      The ratings are going to be boosted out of curiosity 😂

    • @justint8635
      @justint8635 Год назад +1

      I mean, it's an AEW show you went to. At this point, you didn't expect something that would make you feel embarrassed? They're a joke. How more instances do people need?

  • @nineteenct
    @nineteenct Год назад +2

    “Stop”
    “Yes?”
    “Hammertime”

  • @jonpike9502
    @jonpike9502 Год назад +5

    I was completely dumbfounded and speechless. Jesus fucking christ!!!
    Texas death match in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. The intelligence level of this company is mind boggling

    • @johneschen308
      @johneschen308 Год назад +2

      There is a level of intelligence in AEW?

    • @DavidOwen-yv8wz
      @DavidOwen-yv8wz Год назад +1

      Yes! When l first heard from flabbergasted comments on here, l was all, well, neither of these wrestlers are from Texas, and they aren’t in Texas? Silly me, not knowing it was a particularly poor way of promoting a video game….

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Год назад

      Texas chainsaw massacre in the home of country music? Not Texas as in Texas chainsaw massacre?

  • @ilikepepsi3883
    @ilikepepsi3883 Год назад +1

    “Stop. Hammer time.” had me crying. 😂

  • @RationalGaze.BingChillin
    @RationalGaze.BingChillin Год назад +5

    This was indefensible… it’s even WORSE when you consider this gets TV time and you count how many talents have not been used for months

  • @AK47Gang100
    @AK47Gang100 Год назад +7

    Zippy the giant pinhead 😂

  • @porkcash
    @porkcash Год назад +4

    Lol "froks" 16:31

  • @chrisbachmann496
    @chrisbachmann496 Год назад +2

    All we needed was RoboCop and Judy Bagwell on a forklift!! AEW is WCW 2000!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • @bigcap1658
    @bigcap1658 Год назад +11

    The energy of this videos title perfectly matches this disaster perpetrated on national television

  • @leedowling1448
    @leedowling1448 Год назад +9

    this match hurt me
    jeff jarrett was one of my favourite wrestlers as a kid, in the teenage years TCM was one of my favourite movies and the game was even made in my home city, i went to school with one of the devs, this cut deep

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice Год назад +4

    I'm glad I got to hear Jim say it. That's all I needed.

  • @toddmcdonald8881
    @toddmcdonald8881 Год назад +3

    This “match” was EXACTLY what I had expected the minute I saw the promo of it the week before. I only watched it for the LAF level they were reaching out for.

  • @keeganhurley119
    @keeganhurley119 11 месяцев назад +3

    Cornette hates Jarrett now. Never thought I’d see this day.

  • @MarsNova
    @MarsNova Год назад +1

    “Sittin’ around, playing those got-dang VIDYA games!” 😂

  • @trafficosrs
    @trafficosrs Год назад +5

    Idc what anyone says this was the best The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match ever

    • @DavidOwen-yv8wz
      @DavidOwen-yv8wz Год назад +1

      Maybe top 5…

    • @darrenwalker257
      @darrenwalker257 Год назад +1

      For now you change your mind even we get Jarrett vs Leatherface next week. After all got to defend that belt he won.

  • @bobafreeman
    @bobafreeman Год назад +1

    Jim bit HARD on the "Stop. Hammer Time." hahahaha

  • @beard_belichick4216
    @beard_belichick4216 Год назад +5

    I already knew I couldn’t wait until Jim had his option on this but when leather faces stunt double came out I NEEDED to hear Jim’s opinion.

  • @willjohnboy
    @willjohnboy Год назад +5

    Can't wait for Jim's comments on cash wilder getting arrested

    • @joegreene7619
      @joegreene7619 Год назад

      @@ithinkaboutthings9052 It will be more interesting to see if there's actual evidence that Cash did it.

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy Год назад

      ​@@joegreene7619I agree

    • @DeathKnecht
      @DeathKnecht Год назад

      ​@@ithinkaboutthings9052he did not point a gun, he flashed it. Still stupid but different!

  • @gabrieles4564
    @gabrieles4564 Год назад +5

    Everybody know that if a guy with a mask tries anything with a chainsaw, all you have to do is FTR: Flash The Revolver.

  • @gabrielkain1
    @gabrielkain1 Год назад +3

    I was in attendance in Nashville and this is the third Dynamite ive been to. This one was not good at all.

  • @619AJ
    @619AJ Год назад +2

    Jeff Hardy in WWE: ** complains about creative **
    Jeff Hardy in AEW: 😶

    • @staalhard666
      @staalhard666 Год назад

      Such a creative guy Jeff Hardy. Remember the kittycat facepaint and the magic hat in the bar fight against sheamus

  • @aaronmonette7849
    @aaronmonette7849 Год назад +3

    This whole review was a box of awesome, but Jim's "what's the frequency Kenneth?" Iine at the end was the cherry-filled icing on the cake, topped with a kiss of perfection😅🎉

  • @wilsonjoshwilson
    @wilsonjoshwilson Год назад +7

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match!! 4.5 stars - Dave Meltzer

    • @jpmagnus6909
      @jpmagnus6909 Год назад +3

      6.5 if it was in the Tokyo Dome.

  • @Eckalicious
    @Eckalicious Год назад +1

    That was the "1993 Hulk Hogan" version of Leatherface.

  • @bradkaitting4638
    @bradkaitting4638 Год назад +34

    It’s sad to realize that Jeff Hardy’s DUI’s are more entertaining than his matches, and Jeff Jarrett can’t carry a tune to save his life anymore. What an absolute abomination.

    • @bigvito9008
      @bigvito9008 Год назад +2

      Jeff Hardy ain't right in the head!

    • @jeepernj99
      @jeepernj99 Год назад +2

      When could Jeff Jarrett carry a tube?

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 Год назад

      Jeff Jarrett is the most legit thing on AEW at the moment.

    • @bradkaitting4638
      @bradkaitting4638 Год назад +1

      @@jeepernj99 I don’t know about a tube - I said tune. LOL!
      It was a euphemism on my part to describe how he no longer seems able to have a quality match.

    • @bradkaitting4638
      @bradkaitting4638 Год назад

      @@georgeh4171 That’s a sad comment on the state of AEW.

  • @jocam21
    @jocam21 Год назад

    0:22 in "WHAT?!?!" 😂😅😅 already has me laughing.

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 Год назад +5

    Jim Chainsawed the Cornette into Cornetet 😂

  • @jcarreon1983jc
    @jcarreon1983jc Год назад +1

    I can't believe this was put on national TV.

  • @bonesgo3973
    @bonesgo3973 Год назад +5

    After watching it, What is Jeff Jarrett doing? Does he need the money that bad!

    • @dejuans1328
      @dejuans1328 Год назад +4

      Jarrett proved he can mudshow with the best of them.

    • @REVIVALFitness
      @REVIVALFitness Год назад +1

      He’s probably getting well over a million per year from Tony Khan for barely working. I could hold my nose too.

    • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma
      @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma Год назад

      @@REVIVALFitness He probably doesn't have to though, everyone else in AEW seems to have creative control, so there's nothing stopping him from telling TK to book him in something that isn't an embarrassment.

    • @Starkweather133
      @Starkweather133 Год назад +2

      The man ran a cash for gold scam. He always needs money

  • @billsiebert2758
    @billsiebert2758 Год назад +2

    I swear that was Tony Khan as Leatherface!!

  • @ADrunkBassist
    @ADrunkBassist Год назад +3

    I didn't watch this, thankfully, but from the picture I saw, it looked like a Ryobi chainsaw, which would mean it's a battery powered chain saw. Assuming there was even a battery in it, you'd need to pull the switch back to get it to run, it doesn't stay running like a gas powered chain saw and it doesn't sound like a gas saw either.

  • @Ocram_sokart
    @Ocram_sokart Год назад +2

    Death Match brought to you by Texas Chainsaw Massacre the video game/movie. Leave the knives and chain saw out of the props. Have Singh appear dressed as Leather Face Prop make the save for Jarrett.

  • @marc_andreroy
    @marc_andreroy Год назад +15

    Oh man… i have been waiting for this lol. I’m glad Jim caught the fake chainsaw noise over the PA system lol. Don’t get me wrong.. this match was BAD… but for me, it got so bad, that i started enjoying it. Much like how Brian enjoys Moxley for how bad he feels he is. I found myself just laughing my ass off at how absurdly ridiculous and bad everything was, i was rooting for it to get worse and worse lol. This match will forever hold a special place in my heart 😂😂😂

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Год назад +1

      I remember when Leatherface was actually a wrestler in USWA and made his debut. At least then he was using an actual chainsaw (minus the chain of course).

  • @brandonluna2292
    @brandonluna2292 Год назад +1

    Two things that are kind of surprising about this match was that it didn't take place in Texas, and Jon Moxley wasn't one of the opponents.

  • @dolandarkxgrandayy6953
    @dolandarkxgrandayy6953 Год назад +3

    Classic AEW Match. Hardy and Jarrett should be so proud.

  • @Bogus_Adventure
    @Bogus_Adventure Год назад +1

    Waiting for the nightmare on elm street match where everyone falls asleep, that’s all I got. Nothing past us falling asleep

    • @jpowers55
      @jpowers55 Год назад

      Book a series of women's matches. That will get them asleep.

  • @Azgoon69
    @Azgoon69 Год назад +1

    This Leatherface looked like the one in the sequels, other than the remake in the early 2000s it's funny that the best looking Leatherface was the original, the one with the smaller budget

  • @sheldonarmstrong9296
    @sheldonarmstrong9296 Год назад +3

    Was waiting! We really need Cornette in Context to go along with this.

  • @JavierRamirez-pr2go
    @JavierRamirez-pr2go Год назад +2

    Dave probably gave this match seven stars