Jim Cornette Reviews The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match: Jeff Hardy vs Jeff Jarrett on AEW Dynamite
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- From Episode 305 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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A "Death match" sponsored by a game about a cannibal, in aid of people who are dying of starvation. Brilliant
And we'll just do the match in Tennessee
🤣🤣🤣 never looked at it that way WOW!
These optics are tremendous and typical in this day and age where seemingly everyone is a superficial uber-moralist
Don't forget this was also during a show called "Fight for the Fallen" to honor the people affected by what is happening in Maui. Snowman Khan is a genius.
At least it wasn't a cannibal named Hannibal #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
When leather face came stomping down the ramp, I couldn’t stop laughing at how terrible it was.
What were you actually expecting?
@@theaterthug7 not that 🤣
@@dwaynewright9981 😒
It was such WWE shit. Just why.
@@theaterthug7are you dumb?
I admit that Brian got me with the Stop...Hammer Time! line.
Me too. He might as well have just RickRolled Jim.
Please hammer don't hurt 'em
Best part of the show
It was mis-timed. Thats why it confused anyone at first lol
It might've taken 4 years, but Tony, noted WCW mark, finally had his Robocop moment lmao 😭
😂
This isn’t even RoboCop level; it’s the Asylum knockoff Android Cop
Android Officer*
Now we need AEW's Shockmaster moment, Fingerpoke of Doom moment, Bash at the Beach 2000 moment and Tony booking himself as a champion....
They're releasing Robocop video game later this year ...no guarantees Robocop doesn't actually show up.
If only Robocop and Chucky could have somehow been involved, we may have had the greatest wrestlecrap match ever.
C'mon Tony.. you know where your Dad keeps his checkbook......
😂😂😂
@@jasonjimerson7046 Trash.
RoboCop probably would’ve shot himself like the failed cyborgs in RoboCop 2.
Chucky is signed WWE 😭
And THE SHOCKMASTER!
And THE YET-TAY! THE YET-TAAAY!!!
As a professional wrestling fan, Oh boy, was I waiting for this one to come out. This is going to be a blast.
What a absolute 💩 show😅😂
Me too 😂
I bet...
LOLz
When I saw the video title.
Everything got put on hold.
Jim did not disappoint either...
@@ogarstyle same lol
I really think they just ask 'what would Cornette hate?' in booking meetings at AEW and just have to keep toppping it 😅
It was literally a week or two after Jim mentioned the pizza flipping a--hole before pizza guy appeared on AEW.
“Ok guys, how about this: A Midnight Express match but everyone in the match is dressed like the Midnight Rockers and you only win after hitting 10 super kicks.”
Certainly not his boy Jarrett who he'll defend till the day either of them die just because he worked for Jeff grandmother...
Lol don't give them any ideas, they'll do it. Just to troll cornette..
Ethan Page needs to leave for WWE because he’s lost on this roster. He needs to be a Heel, singles talent, and give him a mic to get himself over.
I was laughing so hard during the chainsaw bit and I was begging for it to be Funk.
Funk can't even barely walk now
True.
What world do you live in where you honestly think that Terry Funk is still in any way shape or form mobile
Even if he was, he wouldn't sign up for this trash. Once was enough. @@justint8635
@@justint8635 Straight up. Terry Funk now looks older than Dory.
No one tell Corny that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has already been remade several times.
And the first remake was 20 years ago! Is him Jim under the impression that the one with Matthew McConaughey is the last one? 😄
This past Dynamite was the worst one they’ve ever had. I was extremely high and had to rewatch it the following day to make sure it wasn’t because I was close to being torched by the sun.
I need a toke or two after watching this "match."
😂
@@Oslymabinladen93 Trash.
You know it's BAD bad when you can't even enjoy it when you're high.
I was drunk af when i watched and could barely enjoy it
I haven't been this excited for a Cornette review in a while. I had to sit through it live and I was thinking "I hope Cornette rips this match to shreds."
I'm so happy he did 😂😂😂
With a chainsaw
Rip it to shreds like a raccoon does to Corny's lawn.
SO many people were saying that on the official AEW clip 😂
To shreds, you say?
With how much Jim has defended Jeff Jarrett to Brian, it was cathartic to hear Jim say he was out on JJ here.
I’m the biggest admitted Double J fan there is and even I’m done.
Yeah, that was brutal. Jeff probably isn't going to be happy when he hears about it.
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasomanahhh JJ is just milking the money mark
JJ is the biggest carny of the bunch. He is milking Tony for all he is worth, well done Slapnutz!
I say it is about time. This hag is past his retirement and he was only sometimes good in his "prime."
I can't stand Corny defending this muppet. OPEN YOUR EYES not just for this match but all the shit he has done especially in AEW.
This match had Vince Russo written all over it
That’s an insult to Vince Russo.
Bro....come on bro.
Bro I don't think Vince Russo is this crazy, Bro.
Tony Khan is absolutely no different than Vince Russo
@@rizkyanandita8227No. Just crazy enough!
Us Jeff Hardy fans: look at how they massacred my boy
His whole career has been moronic crap.
Jeff has massacred himself his entire career. This is just the result of it.
Jeff jumped that particular shark back in 2011.
@@jpmagnus6909Jeff Jumped the Shark whilst chasing the Dragon😂
He needs to retire, Matt too. It's painful just watching them move.
As soon as I saw "Leatherface" stumble out of the entrance way, I could practically hear Corny's blood vessels pop
Stop!
Yes?
Hammer time.
Oh.. god damn you!!
Jim is fkn hilarious without even trying lol
The Texas Chainsaw video game is already off to a better start than the AEW video game.
This is one of those times you can totally tell Little Tony was sitting in front of his TV late 80s/early 90s just loving what WCW was putting on. Just storing up ideas in his diary for when he has his own wrestling fed one day.
Vince Russo lives on in Tony Khan
@@justint8635at least Russos booking could be entertaining in the same way you watch a car wreck you can't keep your eyes off it
This is just bottom of the barrel bargin bin DVD C movie that kids make for their parents and they tell them it's good just to be nice when in reality it's crap because they don't know what they are doing
100k$ donated to Hawaii was the reason for the match
Before AEW started Tony went on interviews saying he would not make the same mistakes as WCW😂 Now here he is going down the exact same road😂
@@chuckles9767fantasy booking shockmaster right will reverse the curse
Was surprised to hear Jim coming back with Please hammer dont hurt em after Brian's hammer time comment, this man will never cease to amaze me 😄
The very first horror video game was Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari 2600. So, its been done before all the way back in the 1980s. Thats your fun fact for today.
Yup I remember that game. If your chainsaw runs out of gasoline you died.
Not trying to start an arguement but Haunted House for the Atari predated Texas Chainsaw Massacre by a year. There were other horror video games earlier. There was a computer game 3D for the ZX1 called Monster Maze that could be considered the first horror game released in 1981. If you want to go father depending whether you consider the Magnavox Odyssey a real video game system, the Haunted House from 1972 might be the first horror game but that's stretching it.
@@bw3230 Shit this boy know his stuff! In all seriousness, I remember Haunted House! That was a fun one.
@@bw3230 Yes you are right im foiled again. However, its called haunted house but it doesn't have much going for it In the horror department. But it was the 80s. Maybe a giant orange ball scared kids back then. I don't know.
@@wakelesspluto1792 It was the green V-shaped bat in the game that instilled terror in the hearts of us kids back then.
When the review is more enjoyable than the match itself.
true dat
It's pretty much been that way for just about every piece of horseshit that AEW has put out
I skipped the match knowing this review would be infinitely more entertaining
Hey you should have seen how many viewers this match and the Bucks match lost.
@@Birdman669 cut the fake tribalism bullshit. Just because someone is critical of AEW doesn't mean that they think WWE can do no wrong. Christ on a crutch.
You're right, Jim. I play video games because I have too much time on my hands. I'll keep that in mind the next time I think about whether or not I should listen to your next 4 hour podcast episode.
😂
You can listen to a podcast while you do other stuff. Gotta be fully focused on the games
@@shanefrederick7731no you dont lol
what a great use of Jeff Hardy, JJ and Jay Lethal
They'll never live this down.
Who gives a fuck about JJ in 2023
But remember the AEW diehards will get made if we criticize this match, but they won't people forget the Miz/Priest Zombie match.
@@matthewhostetter8974 aew fans dont realize how stupid they look. Wwe and aew are trash wish fanboys would realize it.
Jeff Hardy is old hat.
I was waiting for The Shockmaster to trip and fall through one of the walls
Give it time my son. All good(bad) things come to those who wait 😂
I can’t wait to hear them review the MJF and Adam Cole segment, Tony Khan yelling at them like everyone doesn’t know he’s a joke and a push over really did it for me 😂
YES! He’s now booking HIMSELF as a cool, but edgy, boss, who is FEARED and respected by the wrestlers. Jesus Christ…..
Shades of Vince Russo 😖😂
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre match was more believable than Khan booking himself
@@DavidOwen-yv8wz That was comedy gold, what was worse was the moment he opened the door and saw the camera was on he smiled and broke character going back coked out mark we know he is.
@@matthewhostetter8974I've got to fucking see this lmao what a smug chode.
Funny story: One Halloween many moons ago, my friend's dad (RIP) put a Jason mask on and was scaring little kids revving up one of those small, not full size, chainsaws with no chain. We got the cops called on us in about 20 mins. But those kids' memories probably lasted a lifetime.
On the plus side, at least we now all know exactly which match is definitely going to be on the AEW Dark Side Of The Ring episode AND the Rise And Fall of AEW, WWE special.
I have a private hobby of keeping track of those moments for AEW and you’re right. If WWE were smart they’d reuse the Mike Graham “Never drew a dime” clip about Jeff Jarrett.
There was no “Rise” with AEW. It would be the Birth and Decline of AEW.
One of many. The first Fyter Fest (Fyre Fest Parody), Ghostbusters, Space Jam, the Mimosa match, the botched falls through tables.
@@WarGhoulKharasconstantly blading on TV, everything Jericho, Rick Ross.
@@georgeh4171to be fair, I thought I saw it flutter for a bit, but “rise” is an exaggeration.
Cody could have been the chainsaw guy but no he is stuck in the WWE just getting put over by Brock, he must be so disappointed.
Cody probably saw this and laughed like DeNiro in “Cape Fear”.
LMAO! Although I agree this match was the shits and that Cody's career is definitely better in the WWE. The bottom line is that Cody was a bitch in AEW. He booked himself like shit, hardly showed up for work (because he was too busy trying to be like The Rock and get Hollywood to notice him) and single handedly destroyed the reputation of the TNT title. As bad as AEW is, it would have been much worse had Cody stayed. The man had serious (dead) daddy issues.
When Cody Rhodes coulsnt be the fake Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre match, that's hard times, when Cody is making millions headlining PPVs against stars like Roman Reigns & Brock Lesnar, that's Hard Times!
You mean Jobbing to Roman Roids at WWE's biggest PPV of the year.
Lmao.
@TimeBomb014X Losing to Roman Roids and Mania and a pityful victory over a part timer like Lesnar, oh yeah Cawdy's definitely winning, lmao.
He'll never get out of his daddy's shadow like his half-brother could never.
Is Karen Jarrett the new AEW "Brandi" ?
Totally!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She Definitely got go away heat !
I was in the building live for this & God did it bomb live..
Aew also pumps the sound up for the TV show. It was dead silent in the building during this match ( & must matches)
You could easily hear the Wrestlers calling spots all night
You nor them should live this down😂😂 jk /my sympathies
The AEW fans on Reddit are always accusing WWE of pumping in crowd noise during popular segments. Seems their precious AEW is the one doing it 😂😂
@@georgeh4171 both companies are guilty of pretty much the same nonsense
Im actually on the flip side of this as I've gone to a few shows. Aew production is actually kind of crap at times from the music sounding not as clear in the broadcast and chants actually being toned down.
You can tell from this match though that the crowd was bored and the sound reflected that but I've been to shows where I can't hear myself speak and the broadcast is has this wierd muted sound to it
@@isaaclikesturtles yes I'm sure aew is tuning down the chants 😂🤣😂🤣
"Broke 6000 guitars but never drew a dime" has never sounded truer .
He was a wannabe Hogan. Now he's going through his Taker cosplay phase
jeff jarrett is awesome
*Mike Graham shakes his head like D Lo Brown😂
@@georgeh4171He'd have to have a head to do that. His ended up caked on his wall
I’m utterly convinced it was Tony Khan as Leatherface
As a kid on Saturday mornings we had video games and cartoons. As an adult we have M-rated video games, and this beautiful podcast ripping apart stupid stuff on wrestling this past week.
And we can still listen to this on a good Saturday morning we are blessed my friend
You got to give Brian his flowers for the timing and delivery of the "Stop. Hammer-Time"-gag.
This match was like the worst of TNA, 2000 WCW and WWE put together.
And what they all have in common??
Jeff Jarrett.
“I won’t make the same mistakes as WCW and TNA” - Tony “The Kid” Khan
@georgeh4171 Oh he will never live that down.
@romelmunoz7957 Plus, the worst iteration of the Horsemen, AND the worst iteration of the nWo in WCW. Both had Jarrett.
:D@@romelmunoz7957
Worked at a haunted house and we took the chain off like Jim said. It was very effective. 😂
They do that at Universal Studios for Horror Nights its effective in the dark
@@tom- oh yeah, and like Jim said the smoke if it's gas powered further leads the suspension of disbelief.
Pure "we bought a cheap wrestling ring and are putting on a show for Jeff and Jeff's birthday!"
They've hit peak backyard fed, good for them.
It’s funny how Jim shits on video games and says they’re “for kids” but he sells action figures to grown men and is known to appreciate comic books. 😂 It’s just as updated form of entertainment, Jim.
Now this is how you start off Saturday morning to hear Jim’s review of the worse AEW match in history, that Texas Chainsaw Massacre death match. Although the proceeds went to charity, it was an awful match that would turn any potential wrestling fan off from ever wanting to watch wrestling again. It was WCW 2001 awful. This is why I DO NOT watch Dynamite.
More like early-90s WCW...I was waiting for the mummy to come out and start fighting.
What proceeds? Tony is rich enough to donate that money without showcasing this pathetic excuse for an epileptic brain fart.
@@notgonnapay I think you meant the YETI L M F A O .
@@Kevinc2828 The YE-TAAY
@@notgonnapayyou mean just come out, bear hug and hump?
When Leatherface came running out he looked liked Tony Kahn on some bad coke
I see Meltzer has avoided a rating on this. I guess Tony Khan paid him to not get a negative star rating. He often avoids rating bad AEW matches
A rating of Negative One ;)
It's shocking when something is so bad in AEW that even Meltzer can't bring himself to still give it 4 stars or more.
Of course, Meltzer wasn't going to rate this match, but he remembered to shit on the Miz/Priest match. Also, Meltzer might be in time-out, he gave the Buck/Gunn Club match 3.75 stars. Remember Tony threw a tantrum for not giving Jericho a 5-star match.
@@chuckles9767 yeah, he didn't rate the women's match either on the show. Yet he rated the zombie match badly, which was a normal match for the most part with a silly thing after the match.
@@matthewhostetter8974 Bucks vs Gunns got 3.75? How? Even the mark-site and dirt sheet apologists couldn't bring themselves to say anything positive about that match.
i laughed, i cried, but most importantly I didnt tell another soul i watched it.
"Stop." "Yes?" "Hammer time!" 🤣
I'm really digging the music references lately.
I’ve never been so happy to see a Cornette clip pop up on my RUclips algorithm thingy
Absolutely, when I saw the notification, I was rubbing my hands like dinner was ready. 😂
It's Jim CORN - E -TET
NXT Heatwave has a better build than AEW All In
Every time aew screws up Jim gets a thousand new subscribers.
Also, pop for Brian's "hammer time"... Love it when he gets one on Corny
He really needs to stop excusing Jeff Jarrett. He's been beyond help for twenty years.
the funny thing is. considering how much cornette loves comic books, if he was born in this day and age he would 100% be a gamer. 😂cuz then little jimmy could play as all his favorite heroes.
Brian - Stop!
Jim - What?
Brian - Hammer Time.
Am ded XD
full grown adults w/ responsibilities are playing video games while listening to this show right now.
I caught the end of this match and some of the clips and the first thing that came to mind was, "why in the world would someone want to pay homage to the bad ideas of early 90s WCW?"
"He was a peripheral player in a dog fucking."
I lost it...😂😂😂😂
I laughed all the way throught this but when he mentioned Christine Jarrett that's when I lost my shit. Great stuff, Jim, there's no one like you.
Thankfully not, garbage political agenda pushing shill
Man that's an achievememt, when Jim says your hockey chainsaw match is more phoney than wwe's zombies at ring side eating John Morrison
That’s where I disagree with Jim. This was really dumb, but not as dumb as a group of actual zombies eating Morrison and the Miz (just for them to be fine the next day of course). Really, it’s splitting hairs, but I’d still put that as more ridiculous, even if it’s by a small margin.
Both were dumb, but WWE always said they were an entrainment show first and wrestling second, so it’s not so bad. AEW claims to have “Real Sports Feel” 😂
WWE also did their match during the Pandemic.
@@georgeh4171 sport based presentation, dont know which sport involved chainsaw wielding cannibals
I'm a huge Lethal and Jarret mark, this match made me feel really bad for them, i hope they are at least making some good money
Hey Jim, I manage a warehouse in Florida. Every day is 93 feels like 110. I listen to your show the most when I relax AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES after work. In the words of Shane Douglas to Taz in 1997 - "calm the fuck down"
They make money mocking half naked people rolling around on tv, not to mention all of the forced 'political/social' influence push that evil wants one to cover.
ehh part of his hate of video games is because of Kenny Omega and co are big into them imo.
I’ve been waiting since Wednesday to hear this. I’m sorry you had to sit through this mr cornette but this video makes my week.
This may have been the most hyped I've ever felt for a Corny review 🤣🤣
Texas Chainsaw has been remade a few times I think.
Nice to have a “Death Match” as a tribute to the victims in Maui 😮
Cornette is baffled by the idea of grown men playing videogames yet comes from an industry where grown men were extremely passionate about fake fighters play-fighting.
I watched this live. I've never been so disappointed in wrestling
The ratings are going to be boosted out of curiosity 😂
I mean, it's an AEW show you went to. At this point, you didn't expect something that would make you feel embarrassed? They're a joke. How more instances do people need?
“Stop”
“Yes?”
“Hammertime”
I was completely dumbfounded and speechless. Jesus fucking christ!!!
Texas death match in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. The intelligence level of this company is mind boggling
There is a level of intelligence in AEW?
Yes! When l first heard from flabbergasted comments on here, l was all, well, neither of these wrestlers are from Texas, and they aren’t in Texas? Silly me, not knowing it was a particularly poor way of promoting a video game….
Texas chainsaw massacre in the home of country music? Not Texas as in Texas chainsaw massacre?
“Stop. Hammer time.” had me crying. 😂
This was indefensible… it’s even WORSE when you consider this gets TV time and you count how many talents have not been used for months
Zippy the giant pinhead 😂
Lol "froks" 16:31
I'm surprised Brian didn't catch that.
All we needed was RoboCop and Judy Bagwell on a forklift!! AEW is WCW 2000!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!
The energy of this videos title perfectly matches this disaster perpetrated on national television
this match hurt me
jeff jarrett was one of my favourite wrestlers as a kid, in the teenage years TCM was one of my favourite movies and the game was even made in my home city, i went to school with one of the devs, this cut deep
I'm glad I got to hear Jim say it. That's all I needed.
This “match” was EXACTLY what I had expected the minute I saw the promo of it the week before. I only watched it for the LAF level they were reaching out for.
Cornette hates Jarrett now. Never thought I’d see this day.
“Sittin’ around, playing those got-dang VIDYA games!” 😂
Idc what anyone says this was the best The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match ever
Maybe top 5…
For now you change your mind even we get Jarrett vs Leatherface next week. After all got to defend that belt he won.
Jim bit HARD on the "Stop. Hammer Time." hahahaha
I already knew I couldn’t wait until Jim had his option on this but when leather faces stunt double came out I NEEDED to hear Jim’s opinion.
Can't wait for Jim's comments on cash wilder getting arrested
@@ithinkaboutthings9052 It will be more interesting to see if there's actual evidence that Cash did it.
@@joegreene7619I agree
@@ithinkaboutthings9052he did not point a gun, he flashed it. Still stupid but different!
Everybody know that if a guy with a mask tries anything with a chainsaw, all you have to do is FTR: Flash The Revolver.
😅
I was in attendance in Nashville and this is the third Dynamite ive been to. This one was not good at all.
You're a Saint. 😂
@@1983jcheat True.....true.
Jeff Hardy in WWE: ** complains about creative **
Jeff Hardy in AEW: 😶
Such a creative guy Jeff Hardy. Remember the kittycat facepaint and the magic hat in the bar fight against sheamus
This whole review was a box of awesome, but Jim's "what's the frequency Kenneth?" Iine at the end was the cherry-filled icing on the cake, topped with a kiss of perfection😅🎉
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match!! 4.5 stars - Dave Meltzer
6.5 if it was in the Tokyo Dome.
That was the "1993 Hulk Hogan" version of Leatherface.
It’s sad to realize that Jeff Hardy’s DUI’s are more entertaining than his matches, and Jeff Jarrett can’t carry a tune to save his life anymore. What an absolute abomination.
Jeff Hardy ain't right in the head!
When could Jeff Jarrett carry a tube?
Jeff Jarrett is the most legit thing on AEW at the moment.
@@jeepernj99 I don’t know about a tube - I said tune. LOL!
It was a euphemism on my part to describe how he no longer seems able to have a quality match.
@@georgeh4171 That’s a sad comment on the state of AEW.
0:22 in "WHAT?!?!" 😂😅😅 already has me laughing.
Jim Chainsawed the Cornette into Cornetet 😂
I can't believe this was put on national TV.
After watching it, What is Jeff Jarrett doing? Does he need the money that bad!
Jarrett proved he can mudshow with the best of them.
He’s probably getting well over a million per year from Tony Khan for barely working. I could hold my nose too.
@@REVIVALFitness He probably doesn't have to though, everyone else in AEW seems to have creative control, so there's nothing stopping him from telling TK to book him in something that isn't an embarrassment.
The man ran a cash for gold scam. He always needs money
I swear that was Tony Khan as Leatherface!!
I didn't watch this, thankfully, but from the picture I saw, it looked like a Ryobi chainsaw, which would mean it's a battery powered chain saw. Assuming there was even a battery in it, you'd need to pull the switch back to get it to run, it doesn't stay running like a gas powered chain saw and it doesn't sound like a gas saw either.
Death Match brought to you by Texas Chainsaw Massacre the video game/movie. Leave the knives and chain saw out of the props. Have Singh appear dressed as Leather Face Prop make the save for Jarrett.
Oh man… i have been waiting for this lol. I’m glad Jim caught the fake chainsaw noise over the PA system lol. Don’t get me wrong.. this match was BAD… but for me, it got so bad, that i started enjoying it. Much like how Brian enjoys Moxley for how bad he feels he is. I found myself just laughing my ass off at how absurdly ridiculous and bad everything was, i was rooting for it to get worse and worse lol. This match will forever hold a special place in my heart 😂😂😂
I remember when Leatherface was actually a wrestler in USWA and made his debut. At least then he was using an actual chainsaw (minus the chain of course).
Two things that are kind of surprising about this match was that it didn't take place in Texas, and Jon Moxley wasn't one of the opponents.
Classic AEW Match. Hardy and Jarrett should be so proud.
Waiting for the nightmare on elm street match where everyone falls asleep, that’s all I got. Nothing past us falling asleep
Book a series of women's matches. That will get them asleep.
This Leatherface looked like the one in the sequels, other than the remake in the early 2000s it's funny that the best looking Leatherface was the original, the one with the smaller budget
Was waiting! We really need Cornette in Context to go along with this.
Dave probably gave this match seven stars