"He ain't no weirdo." "How would you know?" "'Cause I'm a weirdo. And I ain't never seen him at the meetings." I got a laugh out of that one. There's some funny dialogue in this tale, accentuated by Drew's always superb delivery.
These are probably the most inspirational stories I've heard. Craig, Lorna, and the amazing El Superb-o (wowbow) are absolute favorites, and we await with baited breath their next adventure.
I Love this writer, he doesn't use the common blood and Gore and Torture, but he uses Creative Techniques to suck you into the Lives of his Characters... FANTASTIC SERIES, ans NARRATION 👏👏👏🤝👑👍
P.D. Williams tells the most serious stories that make you laugh while anticipating the worse. I laughed and cringed through this whole podcast. Thank you so much for such great entertainment. God Bless.
I'm still trying to figure out how you got through this without cracking up!! I'm at work laughing so damn hard ppl are looking at me like I'm crazy!! Wearing one ear bud & one ear plug in a loud factory!!
The salon talk is so damn accurate! The writer must be close to a southern stylist lol bc I swear he’s spent a lot of time around some hairdressers 😂😂 the great clips comment got me!!
+ CTFDN This was HILARIOUS!!! The jack legged preacher and the janky " choral group" had me in tears(😅😂😅), and the other characters were equally funny. I haven't laughed this much or that hard since I saw a Katt Williams performance on RUclips last week!!!Bang up job Drew & P.D.!!!🙌🏾💁🏾♀️
I grin and laugh at end of every episode when he says, "Go fuck yourself" i will be a patron when i can afford it. Hard times right now. I love hearing scaring stories and i love his country deep voice. I feel it. I will be a patron on Patreaon once my hard times subside. I never stay down for long!! Drew blood, you are awesome!!
(Sunday) Weeelllll - it was such a long one (she said) and I actually DID fall asleep!! Anyways, I caught up on Apple Pods later! It was brilliant - kudos to ( in alphabetical order) Drew, Geoff and P.D. Williams! However, P.D. you left me screaming! Yes, there was horror, but not that; also I applaud your metallic (a) musical taste! No, I screamed because there was a P word! You know that word that begins with P and rhymes with " scanties"!! It's my Kryptonite! I'm fine with moist, though - it makes me think of cakes! Anyway, love y'all, have a fandabbydosey week, and GFY🍻
As always you know you're gettin ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from me this story definitely deserves dat!!! & call me crazy but I love dat crooked bastard lol if you know you know if you don't you'll find out lol here chester!!!!!! 🫀🧠🫁🤲💪👂🦶🦵👁 goodnight cuzn lol
Hilarious!! This made me lol many times, which almost never happens. Even the commercials are good, and I have a severe, life threatening allergy to ads. Sounds like Geoff Sturtevant is responsible for some of that dialogue?? He never misses. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Just clocked off from the midshift at the Pilot, my damn face hurts from having to smile wide and pretend having 35,457,498 truck drivers trying so hard to get me out of my pants, it's a wonder no one's dropped dead from a damned aneurysm yet... on a daily fuqing basis... Dios Mio, I needed to melt into my massage chair with a pupper and Drew's dulcet, velvet and demonic tones.
@geoffsturtevant6023 you absolutely have to grin like a psychotic jack o'lantern... like the sides of your smile on either side of your dome should juuust about see them touch... all the truckers will be lunging for your zipper. Maybe it's just my particular location... come visit Clear Lake, IA and we'll conduct pseudo scientific research... then we will go visit the Surf Ballroom and reminisce about Buddy Holly, or some shit... 😛🫣😘
Hi Drew Blood & Jeff This Story Made Me Laugh So Hard My Stomac Hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved It So Much & Thank You Very Much & I Love Being Apart Of The Drew & Jeff Show Big Hugs You'all God's Speed Sincerely; KimRene'e Shaklee ❤
Now here it is, Brothahs an’ Sistahs..um hmmm… the message…Dis here.. da BEST damn storeh..mmm.. dat I heard in a long time!!! Mm hmm made me uh laugh so hard I knew I’d never be forced into the slavery of joy that IS the nitrous oxide-uh, evah again, verily I say..uh hmm, unto ALL y’all…from the holy mouth of the LAWD to my own ears…ANGELS I say…Mistah Drew…Reveren’ PD…and their holy agents of spiritual warfare..Craig, Lorna, Lorna’s boobies-uh hmm, thank the LAWD fo’ boobies, Amen?…the heavenly but horny hound EL SUPERB-o…an’ the Preacher.. with ALL his vices…Bless y’all and go with Gawd!!(but get on back here soon with another o’ them tales!!) And we all say…AMEN😊
The only thing that spoilt this awesome story was all the damn ads! If they weren't for better health or mint mobile, they were ones yt inserted. It really stuffs with the flow.
@geoffsturtevant6023 I understand that and I don't mind the ones you put into the show, it's more the yt ones that tend to pop up every 5 mins that shit me to tears. You guys all do an epic job with reading and writing fantastic stories to keep schmucks like me entertained 😁
@lindaarrington9397 if you're using a Web browser, you can install yt ad block extensions/plug ins. Worked perfect in Firefox on my tablet until that died. I can't get it on my phone
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Comedy and spooky stories combine is my favorite type
"He ain't no weirdo."
"How would you know?"
"'Cause I'm a weirdo. And I ain't never seen him at the meetings."
I got a laugh out of that one. There's some funny dialogue in this tale, accentuated by Drew's always superb delivery.
OMG! Just what I needed while rolling Kilz on these ceilings! Thank you DB & PDW. Just hope none drips in my mouth while I’m laughing ✌️
This is literally the funniest story I've ever heard. I'm recommending this to everyone. This is amazing. Thank you for sharing this gem!
These are probably the most inspirational stories I've heard. Craig, Lorna, and the amazing El Superb-o (wowbow) are absolute favorites, and we await with baited breath their next adventure.
Man!!! This is the BEST i have heard in a while!!
Well, here I am at 2:20 a.m.I'm sure I won't fall asleep during this one!
This is cracking me up!
THIS MAN DREW DONT EVER MISS
This one absolutely killed me!! Well freakin done, Drew and PD!!
Man that was brilliant. Took me 3 goes to get through it. Fantastic narration all round and pdw does it again.
I LOVE Craig and Lorna! I chuckled so many times while listening at work! Thank you 😂
Drew! You make my Fridays worth all the BS in the previous work days!!
Drew blood & team! Sometimes i wait until the end of hearing the dark tale. I’m liking where this is going Drew, P.D., Geoff, & N.M.!!🔥👊😎🔥
Drew Blood + P.D Williams = G.O.A.T
As always thanks Drew, hope you and yours have a good weekend
I Love this writer, he doesn't use the common blood and Gore and Torture, but he uses Creative Techniques to suck you into the Lives of his Characters... FANTASTIC SERIES, ans NARRATION 👏👏👏🤝👑👍
Agree 💯%
Been waiting for this one forever. With the wonderful narration that I can't get enough of.
Love the Chilling Channel!
Did i hear that right? Twat stoppers? Lmao! And fudgy ding-a-lings😂
Drew blood is probably one of the best on here
He is the best and number 2 is Paul J.
Agree,💯
Top 3 Narrorators on here :
1: Mr.Drew Blood
2: Mr. Otis Jiry
3: Mr.Paul J
Love this channel!..
Dark Somnium
Drew Blood
He's the best on here by far.
Oh my. I was laughing so hard I woke up my husband. Amazing story and amazing oration
Jim Beam suppositories...
That's the most random, horrifying notion I've ever heard
P.D. Williams tells the most serious stories that make you laugh while anticipating the worse. I laughed and cringed through this whole podcast. Thank you so much for such great entertainment. God Bless.
That preacher....Hell, I would go to church every time the door was open if he existed.
Loved this ,amd drew ...youre brilliant ..
Thank you..
Damn that was awesome!!!
Thank you.
Yo!! these craig stories are unfuccinbelievable 😂🤣 pure gold lol
I absolutely LOVED this story!
Holy shit brother!! Thank you and crew for 2 hrs of good good !! You too CHESTER!!
That tuckus in the bookstore cafe was so funny
Thats y i love drews videos
They are just so funny and unique.
Classic styff😊
Thanx PD for another Graig & Lorna story sure as hell love them two. Thanx Drew always amazing enjoying your great voice talent & story telling
Well it's time for me to give my ol' THUMBS-UP FIRST THEN LISTEN 🎶 about to enjoy my Sunday evening with Drew and you ❤
Great series and characters brought to life by first class narration. Superb
I'm still trying to figure out how you got through this without cracking up!! I'm at work laughing so damn hard ppl are looking at me like I'm crazy!! Wearing one ear bud & one ear plug in a loud factory!!
This might be the bath salts talking , but this has to be the best story ever.😂
You too ?
Did you just fuck a toaster too or is that just me ?
i miss bath salts. tried it last about 13 years ago
This might be the whip its talking but I think the Reverend is my new favorite fictional character😁
Hey Drew thanks for the heads up just used my audible credit for this awesome book. Cant wait to get after it lol xo
GFY
The salon talk is so damn accurate! The writer must be close to a southern stylist lol bc I swear he’s spent a lot of time around some hairdressers 😂😂 the great clips comment got me!!
Haha the preacher "well that might be the meth talkin, and that might be the gin talkin" funny.
I love Drew blood and his voice telling the stories
❤🎉Me too..
Me 3
So do. I could listen too him read the phone book and he would make it sound good.,✌️❤️
Love tha story and the narrator great work Drew Blood !
On Drew's Patreon channel, the Drew and Geoff and Paul show is some of the funniest shit I've listened to since the last episode.
Bless you, DD!
@@geoffsturtevant Y'all had laughing so hard today that my wife thought I was having an asthma attack. 🤣🥓👍🏼
Best narrator out there
+ CTFDN This was HILARIOUS!!! The jack legged preacher and the janky " choral group" had me in tears(😅😂😅), and the other characters were equally funny. I haven't laughed this much or that hard since I saw a Katt Williams performance on RUclips last week!!!Bang up job Drew & P.D.!!!🙌🏾💁🏾♀️
Now since I'm a kick ass Patreon Im gonna go listen to the Blooper reel lol xo
Great story tonight! I love that scene from "True Grit"!
"FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SONOFABITCH!"
I've been waiting for Craig as well as Yancey and Skeeter.
Haven't been this entertained by an exorcism since the Boondocks lol
Barney Miller- there's a blast from the past.
That preacher is hilarious
I watch barney miller as well ...i didnt appreciate it till i was forty ....lol
I have not laugh so hard in long time.
Awesome Drew 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I grin and laugh at end of every episode when he says, "Go fuck yourself" i will be a patron when i can afford it. Hard times right now. I love hearing scaring stories and i love his country deep voice. I feel it. I will be a patron on Patreaon once my hard times subside. I never stay down for long!! Drew blood, you are awesome!!
(Sunday) Weeelllll - it was such a long one (she said) and I actually DID fall asleep!! Anyways, I caught up on Apple Pods later! It was brilliant - kudos to ( in alphabetical order) Drew, Geoff and P.D. Williams! However, P.D. you left me screaming! Yes, there was horror, but not that; also I applaud your metallic (a) musical taste! No, I screamed because there was a P word! You know that word that begins with P and rhymes with " scanties"!! It's my Kryptonite! I'm fine with moist, though - it makes me think of cakes! Anyway, love y'all, have a fandabbydosey week, and GFY🍻
As always you know you're gettin ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from me this story definitely deserves dat!!! & call me crazy but I love dat crooked bastard lol if you know you know if you don't you'll find out lol here chester!!!!!! 🫀🧠🫁🤲💪👂🦶🦵👁 goodnight cuzn lol
I fkn love teppanyaki!!! ❤ GFY extra hard, in reverence of the waining super moon.
-I think it's time for me to seek some answers by appealing to a higher power...
-The Good Lord I expect?
-Google!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!! This made me lol many times, which almost never happens. Even the commercials are good, and I have a severe, life threatening allergy to ads. Sounds like Geoff Sturtevant is responsible for some of that dialogue?? He never misses. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This was hilarious. I’ve never laughed so much.
What a story 😂 somehow it reminds me of the Hogben Chronicles
I really laughed at the authors descriptions ❤
It may be the black tar heroin talking, but...
Keep um straight Chester
Cause i cant
Just clocked off from the midshift at the Pilot, my damn face hurts from having to smile wide and pretend having 35,457,498 truck drivers trying so hard to get me out of my pants, it's a wonder no one's dropped dead from a damned aneurysm yet... on a daily fuqing basis... Dios Mio, I needed to melt into my massage chair with a pupper and Drew's dulcet, velvet and demonic tones.
You know what's funny? I'm at Pilot all the time, not one attempt at my pants. Maybe I should smile wider...
@@geoffsturtevant You slag. 🤣
@geoffsturtevant6023 you absolutely have to grin like a psychotic jack o'lantern... like the sides of your smile on either side of your dome should juuust about see them touch... all the truckers will be lunging for your zipper. Maybe it's just my particular location... come visit Clear Lake, IA and we'll conduct pseudo scientific research... then we will go visit the Surf Ballroom and reminisce about Buddy Holly, or some shit... 😛🫣😘
Every time he said this might be the xyz talking it got worse. I bout lost it when he said black tar heroin 😅😅😅
WOW!! Drew Blood at his best, with one of the best author! Really good story!!!❤️👍😁😁
HOT DAM !! This was fricken awesome Drew!! Hang on Sloopy lol. xo GFY
Dang that was mighty amusing. Even got the Rush reference. Greetings from The Great White North!
Buttermilk Bible...lol
Omg this story was hilarious and Soo good 😅
I love that you mentioned Barney Miller, we used to have a few seasons on DVD. Talk about worlds colliding...
🐊 Hey Chester .
Yes Sir Chester
Hi Drew Blood & Jeff This Story Made Me Laugh So Hard My Stomac Hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved It So Much & Thank You Very Much & I Love Being Apart Of The Drew & Jeff Show Big Hugs You'all God's Speed Sincerely; KimRene'e Shaklee ❤
I'm just dying holding my side!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍👍👍
DREW how many times do have to stop from laughing at your "PEOPLE " telling the story??
I remember the chair 💺 😂
That was hilarious and great 🎉😂❤
Now here it is, Brothahs an’ Sistahs..um hmmm… the message…Dis here.. da BEST damn storeh..mmm.. dat I heard in a long time!!! Mm hmm made me uh laugh so hard I knew I’d never be forced into the slavery of joy that IS the nitrous oxide-uh, evah again, verily I say..uh hmm, unto ALL y’all…from the holy mouth of the LAWD to my own ears…ANGELS I say…Mistah Drew…Reveren’ PD…and their holy agents of spiritual warfare..Craig, Lorna, Lorna’s boobies-uh hmm, thank the LAWD fo’ boobies, Amen?…the heavenly but horny hound EL SUPERB-o…an’ the Preacher.. with ALL his vices…Bless y’all and go with Gawd!!(but get on back here soon with another o’ them tales!!) And we all say…AMEN😊
GFY Drew!!!
Doing it right now amigo! 🍻
I have to pause to guffaw! I've given up on trying to use the Craig series as a bedtime story 🤣🤣🤣
FYI DREW IS THE BEST luis BERRMUDEZ otitis p.j. @ the rest 😂
I want more split tail files
❤️
This shit was hilarious 😂
The only thing that spoilt this awesome story was all the damn ads! If they weren't for better health or mint mobile, they were ones yt inserted. It really stuffs with the flow.
Thanks for bearing with the ads. That's how we survive
@geoffsturtevant6023 I understand that and I don't mind the ones you put into the show, it's more the yt ones that tend to pop up every 5 mins that shit me to tears. You guys all do an epic job with reading and writing fantastic stories to keep schmucks like me entertained 😁
I know it that way with every video on utube
This makes utube very low in my opinion. I've been looking for other options
@lindaarrington9397 if you're using a Web browser, you can install yt ad block extensions/plug ins. Worked perfect in Firefox on my tablet until that died. I can't get it on my phone
Osiyo Sir Blood.
Pl00
Good stuff, but commercial every 5min is a bit annoying, never used to do that. Hopefully just a glitch.
This story was awesome!
Hello everyone ❤❤❤❤
Hi
Brilliant great story
😂😂😂😂😂
2:46
Wasn't me 😅
Dude u have way to many ads u can't even enjoy the story
DAMN... what's the deal with all the long ass infomercials?