Horses are the Lords uber 🐴

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 185

  • @birdinhand_
    @birdinhand_ Месяц назад +159

    “Perverts” she didn’t even finish her sentence before he thought of that

  • @AlmaVidaHorseRanch
    @AlmaVidaHorseRanch Месяц назад +15

    I love that horse therapy is getting so much recognition! I see it changing lives all the time! ❤

  • @TsunauticusIV
    @TsunauticusIV Месяц назад +261

    Did she really believe that horses can hear your heart beat from 5 miles away? Lolololololol 😂

    • @MarybethWilson-el8ru
      @MarybethWilson-el8ru Месяц назад +32

      A few feet, hmm, we'll just call it five miles. 🤷‍♀️

    • @whoknows852
      @whoknows852 Месяц назад +46

      When I heard her say that I was like "holy shit we found female Theo Von."

    • @Mitchmckeeguitar
      @Mitchmckeeguitar Месяц назад +2

      She probably went along with it because it was very obviously a joke

    • @ceeejay9112
      @ceeejay9112 Месяц назад +13

      Sounds like she's serious. She obviously just heard it wrong, cos she said she heard it somewhere....but it's four feet!

    • @ToneWoN
      @ToneWoN Месяц назад +2

      No. Do you nit understand jokes that have some truth in them? First time on the Internet? Use your brain... If you even have one.

  • @jesstaki
    @jesstaki Месяц назад +146

    Horses are incredibly intuitive and can feel your emotions. Absolutely incredible the comfort the can bring. Small correction, horses can hear your heartbeat from around 4 feet away AND they will sync their heart beat with yours. It’s actually a defense mechanism. They do this in herds so they can hear potential predators approaching. My horse even has quite a sense of humor. Couple other fun little horse facts. They have the largest eyes of all mammals except the blue whale. And like chameleons they can move their eyes independently of each other. Also- they have nearly 360 degree view just unable to see directly behind, above them and directly below their chins. Such amazing animals. 💜

    • @DeboraConners
      @DeboraConners Месяц назад +5

      I was going to say..5 miles, those poor things would have a very loud mind all the time.

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB Месяц назад

      they don't sync their heart beats with anything, stop bullshitting. it's part of their autonomic nervous system that no creature has voluntary control over. use your head.

    • @TsunauticusIV
      @TsunauticusIV Месяц назад +3

      Having the second largest eyes of mammals is cool… but Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal. Pretty wild to think about. Their heads must be 90% eyeball. 😂

    • @jesstaki
      @jesstaki Месяц назад +5

      @@TsunauticusIV I had to look that up! Wild! Ostriches eyes are about 5cm (2 inches) in diameter which is roughly the size of a billiard ball and larger than their brains!! Haha! Wow! Thanks for sharing that! Now I can include that fact when I share about horses. 😊

    • @MF-uo7jg
      @MF-uo7jg 12 дней назад

      Bullshit

  • @whitneypay515
    @whitneypay515 Месяц назад +99

    Theo needs this kind of peace in his life. ❤

    • @idid138
      @idid138 Месяц назад

      At the same time, just enough mayhem.

  • @spikes3489
    @spikes3489 Месяц назад +53

    "the Lord's Uber" is so Theo

    • @tjn2254
      @tjn2254 Месяц назад

      It is the lords Uber. The horse is the animal made for kings.

  • @jamielynngearheart9969
    @jamielynngearheart9969 13 дней назад

    My sister had horses! They feel everything about you. They know if your good person or not. If you ain't then don't get close. ❤

  • @wati8995
    @wati8995 Месяц назад +203

    The lords Uber 😂

    • @sweetteagrits3822
      @sweetteagrits3822 Месяц назад +3

      FR 😂!!!

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 Месяц назад +2

      He’s a genius. If he made that up on the spot wow. Does he get a bio on the person for a week before they turn up?

    • @leoverran311
      @leoverran311 Месяц назад

      @@nikitaw1982WOW!! Theo is amazing

  • @rebelnpink1968
    @rebelnpink1968 Месяц назад +22

    Goodness...Theo doing an interview with Miranda...wow, I love Theo more everyday. ❤️.

  • @gxp5.3
    @gxp5.3 Месяц назад +57

    I wish I could live with Theo for a year 😂

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 Месяц назад +1

      'Welcome to the ride ladies and gentlemen! Did we bag the 2 bags of coke each? Well, throw your tax thus way and let's get started!'

    • @01keyboard
      @01keyboard Месяц назад +4

      No you do not lol you'd come out looking like a darn owl homie 😂

    • @saiii.42
      @saiii.42 Месяц назад +1

      @@01keyboard You’ll come out looking like a beaver at a yarn festival

  • @leasteel7926
    @leasteel7926 Месяц назад

    Yes horses are awesome 👍I grow up around them .

  • @ijskoffie1
    @ijskoffie1 Месяц назад +17

    Theo's underbite is like he still on that cocaine 😂😂😂

    • @mountainair
      @mountainair Месяц назад

      He's fiending for something

    • @heartandmindovercome3214
      @heartandmindovercome3214 Месяц назад

      I thought that same thing! I was checking to see if someone commented on it 😅. He's jawing pretty good 😂

    • @IndepenisDay
      @IndepenisDay Месяц назад

      Chronic tmj

  • @ChristopherCampanile
    @ChristopherCampanile Месяц назад +8

    Everything Theo says is hilarious 😂

  • @greythompson5286
    @greythompson5286 Месяц назад +9

    They can hear your heartbeat from about 4 feet away

  • @ThisMFINGuy
    @ThisMFINGuy Месяц назад +2

    Theo u are one of a kind . Humbled by loss early in Age . But u are a star for many now

  • @domjoseph2007
    @domjoseph2007 Месяц назад +24

    Horse girls are crazy

    • @gglove183
      @gglove183 Месяц назад +3

      Couldn’t agree more! They are a weird bunch

    • @rocknative70
      @rocknative70 Месяц назад

      At least you always know what/who comes first, and it ain’t the girls significant other! Lol lol lol

  • @jacqlynblattner894
    @jacqlynblattner894 Месяц назад +5

    Equine Therapy is Amazing especially when the Horse whisperer is on the field ❤

  • @Sweetsagefarms
    @Sweetsagefarms Месяц назад +38

    Dude you just make this cowgirl crack up!😂

    • @RougeMaster
      @RougeMaster Месяц назад

      She not a cowgirl lol she just started riding at 30 lol

  • @melodyblanchard2017
    @melodyblanchard2017 Месяц назад

    omg horses can feel your heart beat from five feet away

  • @michele6624
    @michele6624 Месяц назад +1

    The Lords Uber😂, they need to come up with a book called Vonnisms❤❤

  • @opalhensley7566
    @opalhensley7566 Месяц назад +21

    This just made my day better!

  • @joshchilds1473
    @joshchilds1473 Месяц назад

    My neighbor has some horses out by my house. They are so fun to watch. They stand and sleep 😂

  • @adammacinnis4352
    @adammacinnis4352 Месяц назад +7

    Theo's hair is out of control

    • @leeboo2521
      @leeboo2521 Месяц назад +2

      He took his hat all the way off and he was looking like Amy Whinehouse

    • @matt9546
      @matt9546 Месяц назад

      Fly as hell

  • @rspainter7896
    @rspainter7896 Месяц назад

    Theo is a different breed.

  • @Darthbetel
    @Darthbetel Месяц назад +4

    Theo has great game

  • @smit7120
    @smit7120 Месяц назад

    Imagine hocking up a mind reading machine to theo. That would be a wild adventure 😂

  • @pisces3786
    @pisces3786 Месяц назад

    The Lord's Uber 😂, I love it ❤

  • @PercivalDunlop
    @PercivalDunlop Месяц назад +25

    You're incredible, don't stop creating videos!

  • @woolee8504
    @woolee8504 Месяц назад +1

    I want to experience this.

  • @vonbee22
    @vonbee22 Месяц назад +1

    Love Miranda!!

  • @BryanConnelly
    @BryanConnelly Месяц назад +4

    Horse girls have a really good work ethic…… a lot of them start when they’re younger and it’s usually their first job just taking care of their horse and so when they get older and their 20s or 30s, they usually are pretty good hard workers and they usually still like horses when they’re that old too
    But they’re not usually lazy kids it makes for not lazy adults 😎👍

  • @munnmaung3693
    @munnmaung3693 Месяц назад +3

    That’s ears dropping 😆

  • @DwightCropduster
    @DwightCropduster Месяц назад

    Allen Shamblin wrote the house that built me which she did so well. love her

  • @jamistoring2193
    @jamistoring2193 Месяц назад

    Bless your heart Miranda, heart beat for 5 miles?

  • @SteveWhitwam
    @SteveWhitwam Месяц назад +1

    They can not hear your heartbeat from miles away . 😂

  • @Swalley311
    @Swalley311 Месяц назад

    Dang why is everybody looking for some kind of therapy LOL

    • @crystalvera9560
      @crystalvera9560 Месяц назад

      Life is crazy & chaotic right now, ppl r anxious & looking for peace & tranquility

    • @Swalley311
      @Swalley311 Месяц назад

      @@crystalvera9560 I dunno, i think life's always been that way...

  • @___whatever___
    @___whatever___ Месяц назад +1

    If by different breed you mean rich, then yes lmao. Most people do not have enough money to find out if they like horses.

  • @DoyleHargraves
    @DoyleHargraves Месяц назад

    Be careful, theo... she's wild

  • @JakeFriesen-abcde
    @JakeFriesen-abcde Месяц назад +6

    They get freaked out by people who have a demon attached to them , if you pay attention you may witness this

    •  Месяц назад

      Put the tarot cards down

  • @AK-bi7vq
    @AK-bi7vq 17 дней назад

    Yeah dude! 😅

  • @rm842
    @rm842 Месяц назад

    I was living at an arena for a while with my ex... He was so mean to me and our horses.. i remember when I'd be out there with the horses.. my ex would come out of the house and they would start snorting and pacing.. they felt the same thing that I knew was coming to us.

  • @ManuelGarcia-fq1js
    @ManuelGarcia-fq1js Месяц назад

    Theo's HEAVY DUTY UNDERBITE!

  • @dan03161987
    @dan03161987 Месяц назад

    They taste pretty good too

  • @msbar7ccj
    @msbar7ccj Месяц назад

  • @mellowmike6263
    @mellowmike6263 Месяц назад

    The only thing that can hear your heartbeat from 4 miles away is the predator

  • @SpaceRanger187
    @SpaceRanger187 Месяц назад +11

    Everyone should go horse back riding and go camping one night at least one time in their life

  • @nathanielyarbrough7751
    @nathanielyarbrough7751 Месяц назад

    YEEE HEEE YAAWWW, HORSEY 🐴🐎🦄🐎🦄

  • @rondoespsych5901
    @rondoespsych5901 Месяц назад +1

    Whats... Whats she hiding under there 😅

  • @jfox3508
    @jfox3508 Месяц назад

    I bet she wears crystals too

  • @clutchcarabelli8054
    @clutchcarabelli8054 Месяц назад

    Being a country singer but not raised around horses is wild

  • @namastexo8860
    @namastexo8860 Месяц назад

    THE LORD'S UBER

  • @dtroutmann
    @dtroutmann Месяц назад

    Horses have the temperament of a dog so just imagine a dog 10 times bigger than you

  • @rivernorthhomes
    @rivernorthhomes Месяц назад +3

    She looks like John McCains wife

  • @MortenChristensen-tt8up
    @MortenChristensen-tt8up Месяц назад

    She’s a total nutcase but I can appreciate the interview 👍🏼

  • @courtneychildress5868
    @courtneychildress5868 Месяц назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @RougeMaster
    @RougeMaster Месяц назад

    She said " Us horsegirls are a different breed, " she just started at freaking 30 lol she is not of breed!!!!!

  • @filmsta5sixtoosie
    @filmsta5sixtoosie Месяц назад

    Dude she probably heres that she looks exactly like that one country singer all the time... i think miranda lambert

    • @Zman4u2
      @Zman4u2 Месяц назад

      Oh.damn.i thought it was Miranda😮

  • @TheEnderfang
    @TheEnderfang Месяц назад

    I was raised around horses too, but mostly on the dinner table lol

  • @joshuadougherty8077
    @joshuadougherty8077 Месяц назад +5

    5 mile heart beat girl listem to what youvare saying

    • @JamesGannon-iz7yh
      @JamesGannon-iz7yh Месяц назад +1

      Yeah that was super dumb

    • @jesstaki
      @jesstaki Месяц назад

      @@joshuadougherty8077 yeah.. it’s about 4ft. 😆 Super neat that they will actually sync their heartbeat with yours. It’s a defense mechanism they typically use in herds so they can hear potential predators approaching.

    • @johnnybronco9118
      @johnnybronco9118 Месяц назад +1

      Man some of you muppets take stuff way to seriously

    • @JamesGannon-iz7yh
      @JamesGannon-iz7yh Месяц назад

      @@johnnybronco9118 it's dumb. she's still cute tho

    • @johnnybronco9118
      @johnnybronco9118 Месяц назад +1

      @@JamesGannon-iz7yh I think it's cute how seriously people take others comments while in relaxed convos...but it's all good.

  • @RhinoGirth
    @RhinoGirth Месяц назад

    Nice Milkies

  • @Noone-jn3jp
    @Noone-jn3jp Месяц назад +1

    Go Hawks

  • @chiefhiggins6471
    @chiefhiggins6471 Месяц назад

    Imagine if horses had wifi 🐴📶/\

  • @woodsnwatersknight3356
    @woodsnwatersknight3356 Месяц назад

    Where did you get that shirt Theo

  • @ChristopherCampanile
    @ChristopherCampanile Месяц назад

    😂😂😂

  • @tricemcc4458
    @tricemcc4458 Месяц назад

    I would say elephants can, never heard that about horses but idk

  • @kowboikarsoni9237
    @kowboikarsoni9237 Месяц назад

    Didn’t know that was a thing.

  • @jeffreyramsdell4781
    @jeffreyramsdell4781 Месяц назад

    I love her! Divorce your husband for me.

  • @theonenamedhaze
    @theonenamedhaze Месяц назад +1

    I bet she was riding before 30

  • @seankennedy1377
    @seankennedy1377 Месяц назад +2

    You're not a different breed. You're a completely different animal all together.

    • @KobeJordanHakeem
      @KobeJordanHakeem Месяц назад

      But are you the same animal but a different beast?

  • @nathanielyarbrough7751
    @nathanielyarbrough7751 Месяц назад

    IM A MINIATURE 🐴🐎

  • @TraceyMurray-zg7ih
    @TraceyMurray-zg7ih Месяц назад

    If your wife or girlfriend or horse girls dont leave them alone with the horseshoer horsetrainer are any man that makes there living in the equine industry especially if you wear a suite to work

  • @maxwellssilverhammer
    @maxwellssilverhammer Месяц назад

    Is that Miranda Lambert?

  • @teegugeeno0
    @teegugeeno0 Месяц назад +2

    I’m deathly allergic to horses. I almost died after petting a horse at the county fair when I was 8 years old. So, for me… Theo is not wrong when he said horses are the Lord’s Uber… Because the last time I got close to a horse I almost got an Uber Black straight to heaven 😂

    • @gordythecat
      @gordythecat Месяц назад

      Same! My mom told me to “walk it off” til I passed out from anaphylaxis…memories… lol

  • @shellybastion9974
    @shellybastion9974 Месяц назад

    Horse girls?! Y'all were grown up spoiled. My Texas grandma was a dirt girl; she grew up on a dirt floor in East Texas. Her mom's man ran out, and then my grandma had to raise her two sisters while her mother went to teachers college. Dirt floor. Then grandma picked cotton..working for the family: food. Then she drove truck, WW2 war industries. Got married, he beat her, divorced, wrote to my grandpa, who was fighting a war in New Guinea..mutual friend. They married..life got better. You spoiled kids make me barf: YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW LIFE CAN BE..

  • @Luke-pk9fe
    @Luke-pk9fe Месяц назад

    She could have been so great but she chose the streets

  • @ShawnW-y7i
    @ShawnW-y7i Месяц назад

    I didn't know they had animal therapy for the braindead and he is the champion of the braindead how do they keep breathing do they send shock waves from every so often

  • @Hellbound615Outlaw
    @Hellbound615Outlaw Месяц назад

    Riding horses doesn't make you a cowgirl I was raised around horses my entire life i own 3 quarter horses and a Tennessee Walker and i'm not even a cowboy

  • @russianriver88
    @russianriver88 Месяц назад

    Horses can’t hear your heart beat 5 miles away sorry

  • @LinannaMARTINEZ
    @LinannaMARTINEZ Месяц назад

    ❤lmao

  • @Caciqueevents
    @Caciqueevents Месяц назад

    Them denim muffins

  • @mack8488
    @mack8488 Месяц назад

    I dont see a dude dude....i see a gal...very much so.

  • @Kossuk
    @Kossuk Месяц назад

    Is it true that most americans dont eat horse meat? The original metwurst is so good.
    I get it if you own a horse or work with them then maybe not, atleast the ones you know 😂 but its pretty normal in russia and most parts of europe

  • @ralphrotten1905
    @ralphrotten1905 Месяц назад +3

    Only have a relationship with a girl who likes horses if you want to be drained of money forever.

  • @Nargle19.
    @Nargle19. Месяц назад

    #thelordsubber

  • @rachelsilver8189
    @rachelsilver8189 Месяц назад

    Donate to whispering ponies ranch

  • @NoRmAsJeAnS82
    @NoRmAsJeAnS82 Месяц назад +1

    I like horseys too but not that little red wagon girl.

  • @RichardWarner-df7dz
    @RichardWarner-df7dz Месяц назад +3

    No sir Theo. First rule avoid alllllll horse women.

  • @RackemDawg
    @RackemDawg Месяц назад +1

    I never thought being raised with horses was that different. Then I started meeting video game people. I’ll take a crazy horse girl that talks to trees over a tattooed chick with a pierced septum any old day of the week.

    • @minormunitions
      @minormunitions Месяц назад +1

      That’s the best bet lol

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 Месяц назад

      You've described two libs

    • @RackemDawg
      @RackemDawg Месяц назад

      @@jasonsantiago6308 I’m not sure. Never flipped them upside down to check.

  • @MF-uo7jg
    @MF-uo7jg 12 дней назад

    They can see that 5 head from 5 miles away

  • @PAWiley
    @PAWiley Месяц назад

    Yeah, and cockroaches can smell your soul.

  • @StrudellyDoodle
    @StrudellyDoodle Месяц назад +1

    Bro i hard ship Theo and Miranda ..

  • @scorpioeyes333
    @scorpioeyes333 Месяц назад

    Did he ask her about the house that built her? It’s one of my fav random Theo references. 😂🤣🤌🏼

  • @davidfrancis4218
    @davidfrancis4218 Месяц назад

    Miranda, still can’t get over you shaming fans for taking pics at your concert. Just sayin

  • @bsb1975
    @bsb1975 Месяц назад

    Unless you're working cattle, horses are just overpriced pets. I think I'd rather own a pair of dirt bikes or a bass boat than a horse. Probably save me money in the long run.

  • @kelly4670
    @kelly4670 Месяц назад

    Trump2024

  • @CheezNrice4u
    @CheezNrice4u Месяц назад

    Stop calling her dude you scum bag.

  • @ferkxd451
    @ferkxd451 Месяц назад

    Gross

  • @blujafilmsproductions
    @blujafilmsproductions Месяц назад

    🤮

  • @mrthickforyou1163
    @mrthickforyou1163 Месяц назад +1

    Team Blake Shelton.